Attempted 2-day HC Standard 2015 (Sauceror)

Pre-run:
    Chateau:     Bram, juice bar, ceiling fan, foreign language tapes
    Workshed:    Mayo Clinic
    Garden:      Winter
    Valhalla:    astral pet sweater, energy drinks
    Juice bar potions: KG eyedrops, extra-potent mutagen, old rosewater,
                 super-spiky, lotion of coldness
    Confiscated items: sticky hand whip, portable cassette

Day 1:
    Cards:       Empress (500 myst), Tower, Mickey Mantle
    Smiths:      Saucepanic, A Light, Hand in Glove, 3x Louder Than Bomb
    Yellow ray:  garbage tourist?, hippy
    Chateau:     Bram
    Garden:      (leave alone)

    ** FAMILIARS:
    Shrub:       yellow ray (fuck mayo lance)
    Collective:  1 dream jar
    Fist:        5 booze (at least 2 Agitated)
    Cubeling:    until pickomatic
    Golem:       (stop at mask, probably won't hit it today)
    Puck:        as much as possible
    Slimeling:   nook for hi mein smashies
    Grill:       some hot ashes?

    ** ZONES:
    Barf Mountain until garbage tourist (YR)
    Olfact hobo for glove
    Guild unlock for hi mein stuff
    Clover guano junction
    Dinsey whinskey and Agitated Turkey for Nook (hi mein smashies)
    Chateau to level 8 for milk before eating
    Semirare KGE
    Save -combat stuff until Bram
    Liver of Steel!
    Daily Dungeon today?
    Mayo bath at rollover for kitchen tomorrow
    Switch Chateau to light for rollover

    Food:        sleeping dog (Mayodiol), 3x hi mein (1 Mayodiol, 2 Mayozap?)
    Booze:       2 Lucky Lindy, Dinsey whinskey, pixel daiquiries, Agitated
                 Turkey, nightcap: Hot Socks
    Spleen:      1 dream jars, 1 AED, maybe wads?

Day 2:
    Cards:       Tower, Mine, Wheel of Fortune(?)
    Smiths:      Sheila, Purse, Vicar, 2 LTB, ?
    Yellow ray:  mojo filter (lance?), frat warrior (Shrub)
    Garden:      3 snow boards

    ** FAMILIARS:
    Golem:       until mask
    Jung:        until jar
    Fist:        5 Ambitious?
    Puck:        3 power pills
    Reanimator:  ninja snowman assassin
    
    ** ZONES:
    Haunted kitchen with Vicar + Bad Stuff + yesterday's mayo bath
    Grimstone mask is a priority, so mojo filter can be YRed early
    Daily Dungeon if skipped yesterday
    Semirare Inhaler, Baabaa
    Clover for Nagamar, 2 clovers for ore (assuming at least one 2-clover day)
    Get war hippy outfit via desert superlikely after war, if not dropped
       natively (closet BOTH OUTFITS)
    Alpine & chateau painting for nuns trick
    Winklered + Ambitious + food-cone for nuns!  INHALER!  Power pills!  Leer!

    Food:   3 hi meins (3 Mayodiol), optimal dog (Mayoflex), Dinsey food-cone
            (Mayozap?)
    Booze:  2 Cold Ones, 
    Spleen: 2 AEDs if mojo filter; otherwise 1 AED + 1 dream jar