greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (The Marmot; MCD 0) buffed stats 81/76/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, dirty hobo gloves, bejeweled accordion strap, eXtreme mittens combat skills: Chronic Indigestion, Amphibian Sympathy familiar: 16-pound Ghost Pickle on a Stick (with skewer-mounted razor blade) HP 109/109; MP 101/101 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 7 Round 1: indigestion blocked; I take 7 Round 2: attack misses; familiar misses; I take 7 Round 3: attack misses; fam drips juice; I take 6 Round 4: indigestion blocked; she misses Round 5: indigestion blocked; she steals 16 MP Round 6: attack hits for 10(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; I take 6 Round 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 Round 8: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 6 Round 9: attack misses; fam drips juice; NS shimmers; she steals 14 MP Round 10: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses Round 11: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 Round 12: critical hit for 17(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 Round 13: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 Round 14: fumble for 2; fam misses; she misses Round 15: indigestion blocked; I take 7 Round 16: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 17: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 7 Round 18: attack misses; fam drips juice; she steals 16 MP Round 19: indigestion blocked; I take 6 Round 20: indigestion for 20; fam drips juice; she misses Round 21: attack hits for 11(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 12; she misses Round 22: attack hits for 12(+5)(+2)(+5); fam drips juice; she shimmers Round 23: critical hit for 19(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; first form defeated! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I lose 10 Round 1: indigestion blocked; I lose 11 Round 2: attack misses; fam drips juice; she scabs Round 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9; I lose. HP 109/109; MP 87/101 Fight 2, Form 1: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 6 Round 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 Round 2: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 7 Round 3: indigiestion for 24; fam does 10; I take 6 Round 4: attack misses; fam does 12; she heals Round 5: indigestion for 23; fam drips juice; she heals Round 6: attack misses; fam does 15; she misses Round 7: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 6 Round 8: attack misses; fam does 11; she misses Round 9: attack misses; fam does 14; I take 6 Round 10: attack misses; fam does 14; I take 6 Round 11: indigestion for 25; fam misses; she misses Round 12: indigestion for 21; fam misses; she heals Round 13: indigestion for 22; fam misses; she heals Round 14: indigestion for 24; fam does 9; she misses Round 15: indigestion for 24; fam does 13; I take 6 Round 16: indigestion blocked; I take 6 Round 17: indigestion blocked; I take 6 Round 18: attack misses; fam does 14; she steals 12 MP Round 19: fumble for 1; fam does 14; I take 6 Round 20: attack hits for 12(+5)(+2)(+5); fam drips juice; defeated! Fight 2, Form 2: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 10 Round 1: indigestion blocked; I take 10 Round 2: indigestion blocked; she scabs Round 3: indigestion blocked; I take 10 Round 4: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 10 Round 5: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 10; I lose. HP 109/109; MP 88/101 Fight 3, Form 1: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 6 Round 1: indigestion for 20; fam does 14; I take 6 Round 2: indigestion blocked; I take 6 Round 3: indigestion for 20; fam does 12; I take 7 Round 4: attack misses; fam drips juice; I take 6 Round 5: crit-hit for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam drips juice; I take 6 Round 6: attack for 12(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 10; I take 6 Round 7: attack misses; fam does 9; I take 6 Round 8: attack misses; fam drips juice; she shimmers; I take 7 Round 9: indigestion for 23; fam misses; she misses Round 10: indigestion blocked; I take 6 Round 11: indigestion for 24; fam drips juice; I take 6 Round 12: crit-hit for 19(+5)(+2)(+5); fam drips juice; first form defeated! Fight 3, Form 2: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 11 Round 1: plot hole blocked; I take 11 Round 2: indigestion blocked; I take 10 Round 3: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 10; I lose. HP 109/109; MP 94/101 Fight 4, Form 1: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 7 Round 1: indigestion blocked; she misses Round 2: indigestion for 25; fam does 12; she steals 16 MP Round 3: indigestion for 22; fam does 12; I take 6 Round 4: indigestion for 20; fam does 9; I take 7 Round 5: indigestion for 20; fam does 12; I take 7 Round 6: indigestion for 21; fam misses; I take 6 Round 7: attack misses; fam does 9; she misses Round 8: attack misses; fam drips juice; I take 6 Round 9: attack misses; fam drips juice; she shimmers Round 10: indigestion blocked; I take 6 Round 11: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 6 Round 12: attack misses; fam does 15; I take 7 Round 13: indigestion blocked; she misses Round 14: indigestion for 20; fam drips juice; first form defeated! Fight 4, Form 2: Round 0: sorceress goes first; I take 11 Round 1: plot hole for 24; fam drips juice; I take 7 Round 2: indigestion for 21; fam misses; she steals 13 MP Round 3: indigestion for 23; fam does 14; I take 8 Round 4: elixir blocked; I take 7 Round 5: elixir blocked; I take 7 Round 6: elixir for 19; fam misses; she misses Round 7: elixir for 20; fam does 11; I take 8 Round 8: indigestion for 21; fam misses; she misses Round 9: indigestion blocked; I take 7 Round 10: torpedo for 38; fam does 15; she misses Round 11: torpedo blocked; I take 7 Round 12: torpedo blocked; I take 7 Round 13: elixir blocked; I take 7 Round 14: elixir blocked; I take 7 Round 15: elixir for 20; fam does 9; I take 7 Round 16: elixir for 19; fam misses; I take 7 Round 17: green pixel blocked; I take 7 Round 18: green pixel for 18MP/18HP; fam does 14; I take 7 Round 19: indigestion blocked; I take 7 Round 20: indigestion for 24; fam drips juice; second form defeated! darkgreycat, level 11 Pastamancer (The Vole) buffed stats 75/108/23 equipment: wolf mask, Knob Goblin elite shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, walrus-tusk earring (x2) combat skills: Torseo Awaregness, Thrust-Smack, Eye of the Stoat, Amphibian Sympathy, Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Minor Ray of Something, eXtreme Ray of Something, Lasagna Bandages familiar: 15-pound Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot (with rhesus monkey) HP 100/100; MP 109/162 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: sorceress goes first; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 Round 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 3: attack misses; fam stuns+toast Round 4: attack hits for 11(+5)(+5); she misses Round 5: attack misses; fam gives 63 meat; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 6: TS for 18(+5)(+5); fam does 13; acid for 3; I take 5 Round 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 8: TS for 20(+5)(+5); she misses Round 9: TS for 20(+5)(+5); fam gives 54 meat; she misses Round 10: attack misses; fam heals 18 HP/MP; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 11: attack misses; she misses Round 12: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 5 Round 13: attack misses; fam stuns+toast Round 14: attack crit-hit for 13(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 Round 15: TS for 22(+5)(+5); fam gains a pound; first form defeated! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: sorceress goes first; she scabs Round 1: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 2: plot hole for 22+confused; fam stuns+toast Round 3: attack misses; acid for 5; I take 6 Round 4: TS blocked; she misses Round 5: TS for 20(+5)(+5); fam dazes; acid for 3; I take 5 Round 6: attack for 10(+5)(+5); fam dazes; she bulges; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 7: plot hole blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 Round 8: plot hole for 25; she scabs Round 9: plot hole for 25+confused; fam does 16 Round 10: bandages heals 20; she bulges; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 11: TS for 22(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 8 Round 12: TS crit-hit for 26(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 8 Round 13: plot hole blocked; she misses Round 14: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 15: bandages blocked; she steals 10 MP Round 16: bandages heals 19; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 17: attack misses; fam dazes; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 18: TS for 24(+5)(+5); second form defeated! darkgreycat, level 11 Seal Clubber (The Mongoose) buffed stats 113/76/25 equipment: wolf mask, knob goblin elite shirt, wand of nagamar, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, ring of increase damage (x2) combat skills: torso awaregness, cleesh, thrust-smack, hide of the otter, claws of the otter, claws of the walrus, eye of the stoat, amphibian sympathy, overdeveloped sense of self preservation familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 174/174; MP 76/76 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 5; I take 9 Round 1: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP Round 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 3: TS blocked; she heals Round 4: attack for 25(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 9 Round 5: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 6: TS for 52(+5)(+5); fam gives 60 meat; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 7: TS for 58(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 9 Round 8: attack misses; fam heals 20/20; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 9: TS for 52(+5)(+5); fam gives 58 meat; first form defeated! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: acid for 4; I take 9 Round 1: attack misses; fam gives 51 meat; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 2: attack misses; fam gives 61 meat; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 3: attack misses; fam dazes; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 4: TS for 52(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast Round 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 6: TS for 52(+5)(+5); fam does 15; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 7: attack misses; fam gives 54 meat; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 8: attack crit-hit for 34(+5)(+5); fam heals 20/20; second form down! greycat, level 11 Sauceror (The Marmot; MCD 0) buffed stats 86/117/24 after fight (should have been close before... :( ) equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, kickback cookbook, furry pants, baconstone pendant, arrrgyle socks, giant pinky ring combat skills: CLEESH, Sympathy, Stream of Sauce, Intrinsic Spiciness, Saucy Salve familiar: Ghost Pickle on a Stick (16 pounds, with razor) HP 88/88 ; MP 174/174 (89-175 after fight) Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: she steals 16 MP Round 1: stream of sauce for 27; fam drips juice; she misses Round 2: stream for 28; fam does 11; I take 5 Round 3: stream blocked; I take 5 Round 4: stream blocked; I take 5 Round 5: stream blocked; she steals 10 MP Round 6: stream for 32; fam misses; I take 5 Round 7: stream blocked; she misses Round 8: stream blocked; she heals Round 9: stream blocked; she misses Round 10: stream for 34; fam does 11; I take 5 Round 11: stream for 27; fam drips juice; she misses Round 12: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 13: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5 Round 14: attack crit-hit for 10(+5); fam drips juice; I take 5 Round 15: stream for 31; fam does 14; I take 5 Round 16: stream blocked; she misses Round 17: attack misses; fam drips juice; she shimmers Round 18: stream blocked; I take 5 Round 19: elixir heals 20; fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: stream for 27; fam does 9; I take 9 Round 2: saucy salve blocked; I take 9 Round 3: elixir heals 18; fam does 12; I take 9 Round 4: stream for 29; fam does 15; I take 9 Round 5: elixir blocked; I take 9 Round 6: elixir heals 18; fam does 13; I take 9 Round 7: stream for 30; fam does 11; I take 14 Round 8: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 9 Round 9: stream for 26; fam does 12; she scabs Round 10: stream for 28; fam does 11; she steals 13 MP Round 11: stream for 28; fam drips juice; second form down! lightgreycat (level 11 Seal Clubber) (no sign) buffed stats: 109/72/24 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, tiny plastic grue (x2) skills: CLEESH, Thrust-Smack, LTS, Hide of the Otter, Claws of the Otter, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat familiar: 8-pound grue (with moonglasses) (Ronald 3/4 full, Grimace 1/2 full) HP 168/168; MP 64/72 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 3; I take 9 Round 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 2: TS for 32(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 4: TS for 34(+5)(+5); fam misses; she heals Round 5: TS for 38(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 6: TS blocked; she heals Round 7: TS for 34(+5)(+5); fam does 9; she misses Round 8: plot hole for 21+confused; fam misses Round 9: attack misses; fam does 11; she misses Round 10: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 11: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 12: TS blocked; she misses Round 13: TS for 33(+5)(+5); fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: acid for 3; I take 9 Round 1: plot hole for 25+confused; fam does 14 Round 2: plot hole for 20+confused; fam does 14 Round 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 5: TS for 34(+5)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 6: TS blocked; she misses Round 7: TS blocked; she misses Round 8: TS crit-hit for 36(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 9: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 10: TS blocked; she scabs Round 11: plot hole blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 12: plot hole for 21+confused; fam misses Round 13: TS blocked; she bulges Round 14: plot hole blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 15: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 16: plot hole for 25+confused; fam misses; second form down! greycat, level 11 AT (Packrat) buffed stats: 77/30/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, dirty hobo gloves, eXtreme mittens skills: Torso, CLEESH, Sympathy familiar: 15-pound Ghost Pickle on a Stick (with razor) HP 80/80; MP 44/70 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 3; I take 6 Round 1: attack misses; fam does 11; she misses Round 2: attack misses; fam does 11; she misses Round 3: attack misses; fam drips juice; acid for 4; I take 5 Round 4: attack misses; fam drips juice; she shimmers Round 5: attack misses; fam drips juice; she heals Round 6: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses Round 7: fumble for 2; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 5 Round 8: attack for 13(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 10; she misses Round 9: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 5 Round 10: torpedo for 30; fam drips juice; she shimmers Round 11: plot hole blocked; she misses Round 12: plot hole blocked; she misses Round 13: plot hole for 22; fam drips juice; she shimmers Round 14: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 15: attack for 11(+5)(+2)(+5); fam drips juice; acid for 3; I take 5 Round 16: torpedo for 35; fam drips juice; she misses Round 17: fumble for 1; fam drips juice; she shimmers; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 18: attack misses; fam does 13; acid for 5; I take 6 Round 19: elixir heals 19; fam does 8; she misses Round 20: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: acid for 3; I take 6 Round 1: plot hole for 24+confused; fam misses Round 2: attack misses; fam does 11; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 3: elixir heals 19; fam does 13; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 4: attack misses; fam does 13; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 5: attack misses; fam does 14; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 6: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 7: elixir heals 19; fam does 10; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 8: elixir heals 18; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 8 Round 9: torpedo blocked; she steals 18 MP Round 10: torpedo blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 11: torpedo blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 12: torpedo for 40; fam does 14; acid for 5; I take 7 Round 13: attack misses; fam drips juice; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 14: elixir heals 20; fam drips juice; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 15: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 16: attack misses; fam does 12; second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 TT (Mongoose) buffed stats: 120/70/23 equipment: wolf mask, Knob Goblin elite shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, ring of increase damage (x2) skills: Torso, CLEESH, Thrust-Smack, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat, Headbutt, Skin of the Leatherback, Sympathy, Overdeveloped familiar: 18-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP: 184/184; MP: 49/70 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 5; I take 10 Round 1: thrust-smack blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 2: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 3: attack for 25(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 10 Round 4: TS blocked; she misses Round 5: TS crit-hit 50(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 10 Round 6: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 7: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 10 Round 8: TS crit-hit 65(+5)(+5); fam heals 21/21; acid for 5; I take 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: she scabs Round 1: TS for 48(+5)(+5); fam does 15; she steals 15 MP Round 2: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 10 Round 3: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 10 Round 4: attack misses; fam does 15; acid for 5; I take 10 Round 5: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP Round 6: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP Round 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 9: attack misses; fam heals 20/20; acid for 5; I take 10 Round 10: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 11: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 10 Round 12: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 10 Round 13: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 14: TS for 50(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 10 Round 15: attack misses; fam heals 21/21; acid for 4; I take 10 Round 16: attack misses; acid for 5; I take 10 Round 17: attack misses; acid for 5; I take 10 Round 18: attack misses; fam does 15; acid for 5; I take 10 Round 19: elixir blocked; she steals 15 MP Round 20: elixir heals 19; fam heals 20/20; acid for 3; I take 10 Round 21: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10; second form down! greycat, level 11 SC (Mongoose) (hardcore) buffed stats: equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, Dyspepsi-Cola shield, furry pants, dirty hobo gloves, disembodied smile, giant pinky ring skills: CLEESH, Thrust-Smack, Lunging Thrust-Smack, Hide of the Otter, Claws of the Otter, Hide of the Walrus, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat, Amphibian Sympathy familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP: 168/168; MP: 64/75 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: Thrust-Smack for 26(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 2: TS blocked; she misses Round 3: TS blocked; she misses Round 4: TS for 20(+2)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; she misses Round 5: TS for 28(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 6: TS for 28(+2)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; I take 9 Round 7: attack crit-hit 19(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 8: attack misses; she heals Round 9: TS for 22(+2)(+2)(+5); she misses Round 10: attack misses; she misses Round 11: attack misses; fam gives 49 meat; I take 9 Round 12: attack misses; she misses Round 13: TS for 26(+2)(+2)(+5); fam stuns+toast; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: TS for 26(+2)(+2)(+5); fam heals 18/18; I take 9 Round 2: Lunging Thrust-Smack blocked; I take 9 Round 3: LTS for 33(+2)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; I take 9 Round 4: LTS for 42(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 5: LTS blocked; I take 9 Round 6: LTS blocked; I take 9 Round 7: TS blocked; I take 9 Round 8: TS blocked; I take 9 Round 9: TS blocked; I take 9 Round 10: attack misses; she scabs Round 11: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 9 Round 12: TS crit-hit 34(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 13: TS blocked; I take 9 Round 14: blue pixel potion blocked; I take 9 Round 15: elixir blocked; I take 9; I lose. HP 168/168; MP 75/75 Fight 2, Form 1: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: TS for 26(+2)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 9 Round 2: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP Round 3: TS for 20(+2)(+2)(+5); fam does 16; I take 9 Round 4: TS for 28(+2)(+2)(+5); fam does 15; she heals Round 5: TS blocked; I take 9 Round 6: TS blocked; she heals Round 7: TS for 22(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 8: TS blocked; I take 9 Round 9: TS for 20(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 10: attack misses; fam heals 20/20; I take 9 Round 11: TS for 28(+2)(+2)(+5); she misses Round 12: TS for 26(+2)(+2)(+5); fam stuns+toast Round 13: TS for 22(+2)(+2)(+5); form 1 down! Fight 2, Form 2: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: plot hole blocked; I take 9 Round 2: plot hole blocked; I take 9 Round 3: plot hole for 24; fam heals 21/21; I take 9 Round 4: TS blocked; she scabs Round 5: TS for 24(+2)(+2)(+5); she misses Round 6: TS for 26(+2)(+2)(+5); I take 9 Round 7: LTS for 42(+2)(+2)(+5); fam stuns+toast Round 8: LTS for 36(+2)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; she misses Round 9: LTS for 33(+2)(+2)(+5); fam does 15; form 2 down! lightgreycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Vole) buffed stats: 83/106/77 equipment: mohawk wig, smurf, cookbook, furry pants, hobo gloves, amulet of extreme plot, eXtreme mittens skills: indigestion, cleesh, minor ray, entangling, cone of whatever, weapon of the pastalord, bandages, spirit of ravioli familiar: Angry Goat (15 lbs, with forehead) HP 101/108; MP 151/189 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: minor ray for 31/cold; fam misses; she misses Round 2: minor ray blocked; she steals 12 MP Round 3: minor ray blocked; I take 16 Round 4: minor ray blocked; I take 12 Round 5: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 Round 7: minor ray blocked; I take 11 Round 8: bandages heal 12; fam misses; she misses Round 9: minor ray for 34/spooky; fam misses; she heals Round 10: minor ray blocked; I take 11 Round 11: bandages blocked; I take 13 Round 12: bandages head 13; fam misses; she heals Round 13: entangling hits & stuns; fam misses Round 14: minor ray blocked; she shimmers; I take 13 Round 15: minor ray blocked; she steals 10 MP Round 16: minor ray blocked; she heals Round 17: minor ray blocked; I take 13 Round 18: minor ray for 34/sleaze; fam misses; I take 11 Round 19: minor ray for 31/cold; fam misses; I take 6 Round 20: minor ray for 30/spooky; fam misses; she steals 13 MP Round 21: minor ray blocked; she heals Round 22: minor ray blocked; she misses Round 23: minor ray blocked; I take 14; I lose. HP 108/108; MP 183/189 Fight 2, Form 1: Round 0: I take 11 Round 1: entangling... um... what? acts like I did nothing. I take 10 Round 2: entangling blocked; I take 6 Round 3: entangling hits; fam misses; I take 10 Round 4: entangling hits; fam misses; she shimmers Round 5: minor ray blocked; I take 11 Round 6: minor ray blocked; I take 16 Round 7: minor ray blocked; I take 12 Round 8: minor ray for 35/sleaze; I take 5 Round 9: minor ray blocked; she heals Round 10: minor ray for 31/sleaze; fam misses; I take 15 Round 11: minor ray blocked; she misses Round 12: minor ray for 31/cold; fam misses; I take 13; I lose. HP 108/108; MP 179/189 Take grue instead (7 lbs. with lead necklace; double-dark moons) Fight 3, Form 1: Round 0: she misses Round 1: entangling blocked; I take 9 Round 2: entangling hits & stuns; fam misses Round 3: attack for 18(+2)(+5); fam misses; she shimmers; I take 5 Round 4: plot hole... um, another server screw-up. I take 9 Round 5: plot hole for 23 & stuns; fam misses Round 6: attack for 18(+2)(+5); fam does 12; she shimmers Round 7: attack crit-hit for 18(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 13 Round 8: attack misses; fam does 16; she misses Round 9: attack for 19(+2)(+5); fam does 22; I take 11 Round 10: attack misses; fam does 14; she heals Round 11: attack crit-hit for 20(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 7 Round 12: bandages blocked; I take 11 Round 13: elixir heals 18; fam does 18; I take 12 Round 14: bandages blocked; I take 15 Round 15: bandages blocked; she steals 13 MP Round 16: bandages heal 11; fam misses; I take 15 Round 17: green pixel potion blocked; I take 11 Round 18: minor ray blocked; she misses Round 19: minor ray blocked; I take 17 Round 20: minor ray blocke;d I take 11; I lose. HP 104/108; MP 94/189 (didn't bother healing beaten up) Fight 4, Form 1: Round 0: I take 10 Round 1: plot hole for 23 & stun; fam misses Round 2: attack for 18(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 3: attack for 17(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 10 Round 4: attack for 16(+2)(+5); fam does 16; she misses Round 5: attack for 18(+2)(+5); fam does 21; she misses Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 7: attack for 16(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 Round 8: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 9: attack misses; fam does 22; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: Round 0: I take 11 Round 1: plot hole for 23; fam misses; she scabs Round 2: plot hole for 25; fam misses; she bulges; I take 14 Round 3: elixir blocked; I take 17 Round 4: attack misses; fam misses; she scabs Round 5: attack misses; fam does 17; I take 14; I lose. Equipment: substitute talons for cookbook HP 104/108; MP 64/189 (beaten up) Fight 5, Form 1: Round 0: I take 6 Round 1: attack crit-hit 31(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she steals 11 MP Round 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 3: attack crit-hit 25(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 20; I take 10 Round 4: attack misses; fam misses; she heals Round 5: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she steals 17 MP Round 6: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 8 Round 7: attack for 20(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 20; I take 10 Round 8: attack misses; fam does 17; she misses Round 9: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 18; first form down! Fight 5, Form 2: Round 0: I take 16 Round 1: plot hole for 23 & stuns; fam does 22 Round 2: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 14 Round 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 Round 5: elixir heals 18; fam does 12; I take 16 Round 6: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 12; I take 15 Round 7: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 13; I lose. HP 104; MP 46 Fight 6, Form 1: Round 0: I take 10 Round 1: attack misses; fam does 22; she heals Round 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 16 Round 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 8 Round 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 15 Round 5: attack misses; fam misses; she heals Round 6: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 10 Round 7: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 Round 8: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 9: attack crit-hit 27+(5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 Round 10: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she heals Round 11: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 12: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6; I lose. HP 104; MP 16 Fight 7, Form 1: Round 0: I take 16 Round 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 Round 2: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 3: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses Round 4: entangling hits; fam does 15; she shimmers; I take 12 Round 5: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 8 Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 7: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 8: attack misses; fam does 20; I take 15 Round 9: attack misses; fam does 17; she misses Round 10: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 8 Round 11: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 16; I take 12 Round 12: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 13: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 Round 14: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 10; I lose. HP 104; MP 20 Fight 8, Form 1: Round 0: I take 12 Round 1: attack crit-hit 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 Round 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 3: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 19; I take 16 Round 4: attack for 20(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 10 Round 5: attack crit-hit 29(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 17; I take 16 Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 Round 8: bandages blocked; I take 9 Round 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 Round 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5; I lose. HP 108; MP 14 Fight 9, Form 1: Round 0: I take 11 Round 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 17 Round 2: attack crit-hit 29(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 21; I take 11 Round 3: attack misses; fam does 15; she heals Round 4: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 22; she misses Round 5: attack ... eaten by server fuck-up. I take 8 Round 6: attack misses; fam does 22; she misses Round 7: attack crit-hit 25(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; I take 12 Round 8: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 Round 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 Round 11: attack crit-hit 31(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; first form down! Fight 9, Form 2: Round 0: browser crashed. Round ??: I take 14. I lose. HP 108; MP 5 Fight 10, Form 1: Round 0: I take 14 Round 1: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 Round 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 15 Round 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5 Round 5: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 Round 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 Round 8: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 Round 9: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 16 Round 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11; I lose. (break) lightgreycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Vole) buffed stats: 84/107/78 equipment: mohawk, smurf, talons, furry pants, hobo gloves, mittens, insoles skills: indigestion, cleesh, minor ray, entangling, cone of whatever, weapon of the pastalord, bandages, spirit of ravioli familiar: 7-pound grue (with lead necklace, double dark moons) HP 109/109; MP 78/160 Fight 11, Form 1: Round 0: I take 9 Round 1: plot hole for 23 & stuns; fam does 16 Round 2: attack fumble for 1; fam misses; she misses Round 3: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 4: attack misses; fam does 18; I take 11 Round 5: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 6: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 7: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 8: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 9: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; first form down! Fight 11, Form 2: Round 0: I take 7 Round 1: plot hole for 25 & stuns; fam does 17 Round 2: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 13 Round 3: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 14 Round 4: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 12 Round 5: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 Round 6: elixir blocked; she missees Round 7: elixir heals 19; fam does 14; I take 11 Round 8: attack fumble for 1; fam misses; I take 14 Round 9: elixir heals 19; fam does 22; I take 11 Round 10: elixir blocked; I take 17 Round 11: elixir heals 20; fam does 21; I take 17 Round 12: attack fumble for 1; I take 14 Round 13: elixir blocked; I take 12 (SHIT SHIT SHIT...) Round 14: elixir heals 20; fam misses; she misses Round 15: attack misses; fam misses; she scabs Round 16: plot hole blocked; she scabs Round 17: plot hole for 20; fam does 14; she bulges; she scabs Round 18: plot hole blocked; I take 11 Round 19: elixir blocked; I take 6 Round 20: elixir blocked; I take 12 (1 HP left SHIT SHIT SHIT...) Round 21: elixir blocked; I take 8; I lose. HP 105; MP 48 Fight 12, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack misses; fam does 18; I take 10 2: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 3: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 4: attack for 20(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 17 5: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 6: attack crit-hit 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 9 7: attack crit-hit 25(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; I take 7 8: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 10: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 15; she steals 13 MP 11: attack misses; fam does 18; she misses 12: attack crit-hit 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 17 13: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 10 14: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 18; first form down! Grue now 8 pounds Fight 12, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 6 2: plot hole blocked; I take 11 3: attack misses; fam does 17; I take 12 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 5: attack misses; fam misses; she steals 14 MP 6: attack misses; fam does 15; I take 17; I lose. HP 105; MP 107 Try cookbook instead of talons, see how she's blocking. Fight 13, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: minor ray 33/stench; fam misses; I take 5 2: minor ray blocked; I take 16 3: minor ray 32/stench; fam misses; I take 6 4: minor ray 35/stench; fam misses; she heals 5: minor ray blocked; she misses 6: minor ray blocked; I take 11 7: minor ray 34/cold; fam does 18; I take 13 8: minor ray blocked; she misses 9: minor ray blocked; I take 5 10: minor ray 32/spooky; fam misses; I take 11 11: minor ray 35/sleaze; fam misses; she heals 12: minor ray 35/stench; fam misses; I take 8 13: minor ray blocked; she misses 14: minor ray 30/hot; fam misses; first form down! Fight 13, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: minor ray 34/hot; fam misses; I take 12; I lose. Back to talons. HP 105; MP 11 Fight 14, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 2: attack for 24(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 3: attack misses; fam does 23; I take 5 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 5: attack crit-hit 29(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 6: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 7: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 8: attack crit-hit 29(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 16 9: attack for 20(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 14; first form down! Fight 14, Form 2: 0: I take 15 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 17; I lose. PvP while beaten up to lose dignity on purpose. buffed stats: 82/105/76 HP 103; MP 15 Fight 15, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 14; I take 17 2: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 3: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 4: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 5: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 7: attack crit-hit 29(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 16 8: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 9: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 11: attack crit-hit 27(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 5 12: attack for 24(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 13: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 18; she misses 14: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 15: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 17: attack misses; fam misses; I take 16; I lose. HP 103; MP 21 Fight 16, Form 1: 0: I take 17 1: attack for 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 9 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 4: attack for 24(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 9 5: attack crit-hit 27(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 22; I take 11 6: attack crit-hit 29(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 21; she misses 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 8: attack crit-hit 27(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; first form down! Fight 16, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: attack misses; fam does 15; she steals 16 MP 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 3: attack misses; fam does 23; I take 6; I lose. (done for today) darkgreycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 81/113/71 equipment: mohawk, smurf, cookbook, filthy corduroys, baconstone pendant, tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball skills: familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey & TP) HP: 84/84; MP: 153/169 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 15 1: stream of sauce 28/hot; fam stuns & toast 2: stream blocked; I take 6 3: stream blocked; she misses 4: stream 32/cold; I take 7 5: attack misses; I take 7 6: attack fumble for 2; fam stuns & toast 7: stream blocked; I take 6 8: elixir heals 18; I take 13 9: stream blocked; I take 11 10: elixir blocked; she heals 11: elixir blocked; I take 3 12: plot hole blocked; I take 4 13: salve heals 13; I take 15 (SHEESH!) 14: saucestorm 25/cold; she misses 15: salve heals 13; fam gives 44 meat; I take 13 16: salve heals 10; fam head-bites; I take 15 17: attack misses; I take 3 18: salve blocked; she misses 19: salve heals 11; fam stuns & toast 20: salve blocked; she steals 13 MP 21: salve heals 10; fam does 12; I take 14 22: salve blocked; I take 14 23: attack crit-hit 16; she misses 24: attack misses; she misses 25: attack misses; I take 10 26: attack misses; fam heals 15/15; I take 3 27: salve blocked; she misses 28: salve heals 14; fam gives 50 meat; I take 12 29: salve heals 15; she misses 30: attack misses; she misses 31: attack misses; I take 13 32: salve blocked; I take 10 33: salve blocked; she misses 34: salve heals 12; fam head-bites; she shimmers 35: salve blocked; I take 10 36: attack misses; fam heat-bites; she shimmers 37: attack crit-hit 22; I take 13; I lose. After arena-ing, familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with monkey & TP) equipment: replace cookbook with talons HP 84/84; MP 92/169 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 10 1: plot hole for 25 & stun; fam gives 43 meat 2: attack for 21(+5); fam stuns & toast 3: attack misses; I take 13 4: attack misses; I take 5 5: attack for 21(+5); fam stuns & toast 6: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers 7: attack misses; she misses 8: attack misses; she heals 9: attack for 19(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; she heals 10: attack misses; fam gives 60 meat; I take 4 11: attack for 21(+5); fam heals 17/17; she misses 12: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 12 13: attack misses; she heals 14: attack misses; I take 11 15: attack misses; fam gives 57 meat; she misses 16: attack misses; I take 15 17: salve blocked; I take 5 18: salve heals 11; fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 8 19: salve heals 10; I take 4 20: salve heals 15; she heals 21: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers 22: attack misses; she steals 17 MP 23: attack misses; I take 14 24: salve heals 14; fam gives 47 meat; she misses 25: attack crit-hit 26(+5); fam does 13; I take 4 26: attack misses; I take 3 27: attack crit-hit 23(+5); I take 4 28: salve heals 11; I take 8 29: salve blocked; I take 8 30: salve heals 14; I take 5 31: attack misses; I take 13 32: salve heals 10; I take 12 33: salve heals 12; fam does 10; I take 14 34: salve heals 11; fam does 13; she steals 16 MP 35: salve heals 15; I take 7 36: stream blocked; I take 7 37: salve heals 12; I take 13 38: salve heals 11; I take 5 39: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers; she misses 40: attack misses; she heals 41: stream blocked; she heals 42: torpedo blocked; I take 8 43: stream 24/hot; fam heals 15/15; I take 14 44: stream 28/cold; fam head-bites; she shimmers; she steals 10 MP 45: stream 28/cold; fam head-bites; she shimmers 46: stream blocked; I take 14 47: attack misses; I take 3 48: attack misses; I take 14 49: attack misses; fam head-bites; she misses 50: attack misses; fam does 12; she misses 51: fight called off. HP 84/84; MP 135/177 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 4 1: attack fumbles for 1; I take 10 2: attack crit-hit 31(+5); I take 6 3: attack misses; I take 7 4: attack misses; she misses 5: attack misses; fam head-bites; I take 15 6: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 15 7: salve heals 14; I take 14 8: salve blocked; I take 11 9: salve blocked; she misses 10: salve heals 14; fam does 12; I take 13 11: salve blocked; she misses 12: salve heals 14; fam heals 18/18; I take 3 13: attack misses; I take 15 14: salve heals 11; she misses 15: salve heals 13; I take 9 16: attack for 19(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 6 17: salve heals 10; I take 9 18: salve heals 11; fam head-bites; she misses 19: stream 28/hot; fam gives 38 meat; she misses 20: stream blocked; she misses 21: attack misses; fam heals 18/18; she misses 22: saucestorm 33/hot; fam does 10; I take 14 23: attack for 20(+5); she misses 24: attack for 19(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 25: attack misses; I take 4 26: attack misses; I take 7 27: attack misses; fam does 13; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: elixir blocked; she scabs 2: plot hole for 22; I take 15 3: elixir heals 18; I take 5 4: salve blocked; I take 4 5: salve blocked; I take 9 6: elixir heals 19; I take 3 7: attack misses; I take 14 8: elixir blocked; I take 14 9: elixir blocked; I take 4 10: elixir heals 18; fam steals 42 meat; I take 14 11: elixir heals 20; I take 12 12: elixir blocked; I take 4 13: elixir blocked; I take 12 14: elixir heals 18; I take 9 15: elixir heals 19; fam stuns & toast 16: salve heals 10; fam head-bites; I take 5 17: saucestorm blocked; I take 11 18: salve blocked; she steals 18 MP 19: salve heals 12; she misses 20: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 14 21: salve blocked; I take 6 22: elixir blocked; she misses 23: elixir heals 19; she misses 24: salve blocked; I take 7 25: salve heals 15; I take 15 26: salve blocked; she scabs 27: torpedo blocked; she misses 28: plot hole blocked; I take 3 29: plot hole 20 & stunned 30: attack misses; she bulges; I take 5 31: attack misses; I take 15 32: salve heals 11; I take 5 33: salve heals 10; fam heals 18/18; I take 6 34: attack misses; I take 8 35: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 7 36: salve blocked; I take 9 37: elixir heals 18 (last one); she scabs 38: salve heals 15; fam gives 38 meat; I take 7 39: saucestorm blocked; I take 8 40: plot hole blocked; I take 6 41: plot hole 23 (last one); I take 12 42: salve blocked; I take 4 43: salve heals 12; fam does 10; she misses 44: salve heals 13; I take 7 45: red pixel potion heals 25 (last one); I take 7 46: frigid ninja stars 20/cold (last one); fam head-bites; I take 15 47: stream 24/hot; fam steals 56 meat; I take 10 48: stream blocked; she scabs 49: stream blocked; she scabs 50: stream blocked; I take 12 51: fight called off. HP 84/84; MP 158/169 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: attack misses; I take 13 2: attack misses; I take 7 3: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers 4: attack misses; I take 7 5: attack for 19(+5); I take 5 6: attack fumble for 2; fam heals 17/17; I take 8 7: attack for 21(+5); I take 11 8: elixir blocked; I take 14 9: elixir heals 20; fam does 13; I take 8 10: salve blocked; I take 8 11: saucestorm blocked; I take 13 12: salve heals 15; fam stuns & toast 13: salve heals 12; I take 14 14: salve blocked; I take 9 15: salve heals 15; I take 12 16: salve heals 10; fam head-bites; she misses 17: stream blocked; she misses 18: stream 32/cold; fam heals 18/18; she misses 19: stream 30/cold; she misses 20: stream 29/cold; fam heals 17/17; she misses 21: stream 28/hot; fam steals 37 meat; she misses 22: stream blocked; I take 6 23: stream blocked; she heals 24: stream 28/hot; fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 8 25: stream 31/hot; fam steals 47 meat; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: attack misses; fam steals 65 meat; I take 3 2: attack misses; fam heals 17/17; I take 10 3: stream blocked; I take 15 4: salve heals 13; I take 12 5: salve heals 10; fam does 10; I take 14 6: salve heals 10; I take 5 7: stream 32/cold; fam heals 17/17; I take 11 8: stream 32/cold; fam does 10; I take 6 9: stream 27/cold; fam head-bites; I take 8 10: elixir heals 19; fam steals 62 meat; I take 3 11: stream 32/hot; fam does 10; she misses 12: stream blocked; I take 15 13: stream 27/hot; fam head-bites; she misses 14: attack misses; fam steals 37 meat; she misses 15: attack misses; fam head-bites; she bulges 16: stream 25/hot; second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Vole) buffed stats: 82/106/75 equipment: mohawk, smurf, talons, furry pants, mittens, hobo gloves, insoles skills: CI, CLEESH, minor ray, entangling, cone of whatever, weapon of the pastalord, bandages, spirit of ravioli familiar: 13-pound grue (with lead necklace, 25%/0% full moons) HP 103/107; MP 128/159 Fight 17, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: entangling hits; fam does 18; she shimmers; I take 11 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 3: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses 4: attack fumble for 1; fam does 21; I take 11 5: attack misses; fam misses; she steals 10 MP 6: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 8: attack crit-hit 27(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 13; she misses 9: attack misses; fam does 15; I take 11 10: bandages blocked; she steals 18 MP 11: bandages heal 18; fam misses; I take 10 12: attack for 21(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 23; I take 11 13: bandages blocked; I take 11 14: bandages heal 11; fam misses; she misses 15: bandages heal 20; fam misses; I take 5 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 17 17: bandages heal 19; fam does 23; I take 11 18: bandages heal 20; fam does 15; first form down! Fight 17, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: attack misses; fam misses; she scabs 2: plot hole for 20; fam misses; I take 11 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5 4: attack fumble for 2; fam does 23; I take 11 5: bandages heal 14; fam does 13; she misses 6: attack misses; fam does 16; I take 11 7: bandages heal 18; fam does 18; she steals 16 MP 8: attack misses; fam does 19; I take 12 9: bandages blocked; I take 8 10: bandages heal 18; fam misses; I take 13 11: attack misses; fam misses; she scabs 12: attack misses; fam does 15; I take 15 13: bandages heal 20; fam does 18; I take 11 14: bandages blocked (3 MP left); she scabs 15: plot hole for 23; fam does 22; I take 7 16: elixir heals 20; fam does 16; I take 14 17: attack misses; fam does 20; I take 16 18: elixir (last one) heals 18; fam does 19; I take 11 19: attack fumbles for 2; fam misses; I take 11 20: MMJ restores 20 MP; fam does 13; I take 7 21: bandages blocked; I take 13; I lose. (SHIT!) HP 107/107; MP 150/159 Fight 18, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 17 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 3: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 4: attack misses; fam does 22; I take 17 5: bandages heal 14; fam misses; I take 6 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 7: bandages heal 11; fam misses; she heals 8: attack misses; fam misses; I take 14 9: bandages blocked; I take 11 10: bandages blocked; I take 16 11: bandages heal 12; fam does 22; I take 11 12: bandages heal 10; fam misses; I take 11 13: bandages blocked; she heals 14: bandages heal 11; fam does 20; I take 17 15: bandages heal 17; fam misses; I take 13 16: bandages heal 18; fam does 16; she misses 17: bandages heal 18; fam does 23; I take 11 18: bandages blocked; I take 9 19: bandages heal 12; fam misses; I take 12 20: bandages heal 14; fam misses; she steals 12 MP 21: attack for 24(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 18; I take 11 22: bandages blocked; she heals 23: bandages heal 17; fam does 14; I take 10 24: bandages heal 13; fam misses; she heals 25: MMJ restores 21 MP; fam does 22; I take 9 26: bandages heal 18; fam does 17; I take 8 27: attack crit-hit 25(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 28: bandages heal 11; fam misses; she misses 29: attack misses; fam does 18; I take 8 30: bandages heal 16; fam misses; I take 7 31: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 32: attack fumble for 3; fam misses; I take 11 33: bandages blocked; she misses 34: bandages blocked; she steals 11 MP 35: MMJ restores 22 MP; fam does 20; she misses 36: bandages heal 15; fam misses; she heals 37: MMJ restores 22 MP; fam misses; I take 11 38: bandages heal 17; fam does 13; I take 15 39: bandages heal 16; fam misses; I take 11 40: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 41: bandages blocked; she steals 13 MP 42: bandages blocked; I take 11 43: bandages heal 17; fam does 13; she heals 44: attack for 23(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses 45: attack misses; fam does 19; she misses 46: attack crit-hit 27(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; first form down! Fight 18, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: bandages heal 14 (5 MP left); fam misses; I take 13 2: MMJ blocked; I take 6 3: MMJ restores 22 MP; fam misses; I take 10 4: elixir blocked; she misses 5: elixir heals 18; fam does 18; she scabs 6: bandages blocked; I take 13 7: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 12 8: plot hole (last one) blocked; I take 11 9: elixir heals 19; fam does 21; I take 8 10: bandages blocked; I take 14 11: bandages blocked; I take 9 (12 HP left) 12: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 17 13: elixir heals 19 (last one); fam misses; I take 8 14: bandages blocked; I take 15 (9 HP left, 3 MP left) 15: MMJ restores 20 MP; fam misses; I take 11; I lose. HP 107/107; MP 153/159 Try cookbook instead of talons. Fight 19, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: minor ray 30/spooky; fam does 15; she misses 2: minor ray 34/stench; fam misses; I take 11 3: minor ray 35/stench; fam does 17; I take 11 4: minor ray 31/spooky; fam does 23; I take 7 5: minor ray 32/phys; fam misses; first form down! Fight 19, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: minor ray blocked; she misses 2: minor ray 33/hot; fam misses; I take 16 3: bandages heal 20; fam does 22; I take 7 4: bandages heal 15; fam does 23; I take 13 5: bandages heal 19; fam does 17; I take 9 6: minor ray blocked; I take 9 7: minor ray 31/spooky; fam misses; I take 15 8: bandages heal 19; fam misses; she scabs 9: minor ray blocked; I take 17 10: bandages heal 15; fam misses; I take 11 11: bandages blocked; I take 17 12: elixir blocked; I take 15 (12 HP left) 13: elixir blocked; I take 8 14: elixir heals 18; fam does 17; I take 16 15: elixir heals 18; fam does 21; I take 12 16: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 7 17: minor ray 33/phys; fam misses; she scabs 18: bandages heal 11; fam misses; she steals 12 MP 19: minor ray 30/hot; fam misses; I take 15 20: minor ray 31/sleaze; fam misses; she misses 21: minor ray blocked; she steals 12 MP 22: minor ray 34/stench; fam misses; THE FUCKING BITCH DIES!!! greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 105/72/81 equipment: dread sack, smurf, clown hammer, furry pants, disembodied smile, tiny plastic hermit, Baron's monocle skills: CLEESH, thrust-smack, LTS, hide x2, claws x2, eye of the stoat, double-fisted, sympathy familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace, sympathy) HP 162/162; MP 70/72 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 14 MP 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS for 24(+2)(+3)(+2)(+5); she heals 3: TS for 26(+3)(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 13 4: TS for 26(+1)(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 13 5: TS for 22(+2)(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 12 6: TS for 28(+1)(+3)(+2)(+5); she steals 17 MP 7: TS crit-hit 34(+2)(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 13 8: plot hole blocked; I take 12 9: plot hole blocked; I take 12 10: plot hole blocked; I take 12 11: plot hole for 20; fam heals 14/14; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 19 1: TS blocked; I take 17 2: TS blocked; I take 13 3: TS for 20(+2)(+3)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 15 4: TS blocked; I take 16 5: TS blocked; I take 16; I lose. HP 162/162; MP 70/72 Try the new joybuzzer instead of the clown hammer (though people say it's not working yet). Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: shake hands fails; fam head-bites; I take 12 2: shake hands blocked; I take 11 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS for 26(+3)(+2)(+5); fam does 12; I take 12 5: TS for 24(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 12 6: TS for 20(+3)(+2)(+5); fam does 12; she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS for 22(+3)(+2)(+5); fam does 9; she misses 9: TS for 22(+3)(+2)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 12 10: TS for 26(+3)(+2)(+5); fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: TS for 26(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 18 2: TS for 28(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 16 3: TS for 20(+3)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 14 4: TS for 24(+3)(+2)(+5); fam steals 37 meat; I take 15 5: TS crit-hit 38(+3)(+2)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 14 6: TS for 22(+3)(+2)(+5); fam heals 15/15; second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 85/132/67 skills: CLEESH, CI (fullness: 20), minor ray, eXtreme ray, weapon of the pastalord, bandages equipment: leather mask, Smurf of Smurf, cookbook, snowboarder pants, baconstone pendant, stainless steel scarf, baconstone bracelet familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 88/88; MP 198/198 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 1: minor ray blocked; I take 7 2: minor ray blocked; I take 12 3: minor ray blocked; I take 15 4: minor ray blocked; I take 15 5: bandages blocked; I take 9 6: bandages blocked; she misses 7: bandages heal 16; fam head-bites; she misses 8: bandages blocked; I take 13 9: bandages blocked; I take 13 10: bandages heal 16; she misses 11: bandages blocked; she misses 12: bandages heal 20; she misses 13: minor ray blocked; I take 9 14: minor ray 28/spooky; she misses 15: minor ray 34/sleaze; I take 15 16: bandages blocked; she misses 17: bandages blocked; she misses 18: bandages blocked; I take 13 19: bandages blocked; I take 9 20: bandages blocked; I take 12; I lose. HP 88/88; MP 181/198 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: minor ray blocked; I take 5 2: minor ray blocked; I take 11 3: minor ray blocked; I take 10 4: minor ray 29/sleaze; I take 8 5: minor ray blocked; she misses 6: minor ray blocked; I take 7 7: minor ray 30/stench; fam does 12; I take 10 8: bandages blocked; I take 6 9: bandages blocked; she misses 10: bandages blocked; I take 12 11: bandages heal 13; fam steals 48 meat; I take 7 12: bandages blocked; I take 6 13: bandages heal 10; she heals 14: bandages blocked; she steals 15 MP 15: bandages blocked; I take 6 16: bandages heal 14; I take 7 17: bandages heal 19; fam steals 46 meat; I take 13 18: bandages heal 15; fam stuns + toast 19: minor ray 24/sleaze; I take 11 20: bandages heal 13; I take 6 21: minor ray blocked; I take 13 22: bandages heal 17; I take 11 23: bandages blocked; I take 14 24: bandages heal 12; I take 4 25: bandages heal 18; fam does 9; she misses 26: minor ray blocked; I take 11 27: bandages heal 16; fam heals 14/14; she steals 18 MP 28: minor ray 32/sleaze; fam steals 30 meat; I take 5 29: minor ray 25/sleaze; fam heals 14/14; she steals 18 MP 30: minor ray 31/spooky; fam does 10; I take 15 31: minor ray blocked; I take 12 32: minor ray 34/spooky; fam does 9; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: minor ray 27/sleaze; I take 4 2: bandages heal 14; fam head-bites; she scabs 3: plot hole blocked; I take 7 4: plot hole 24; she scabs 5: minor ray 30/physical; I take 9 6: bandages blocked; she misses 7: bandages blocked; I take 10 8: bandages blocked; I take 14 (and oh shit, where's my MP!?) 9: MMJ blocked; I take 9 10: MMJ restores 21 MP; I take 4 11: bandages heal 12; I take 9 12: bandages blocked; she misses 13: bandages blocked; I take 8; I lose. HP 88/88; MP 198/198 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: minor ray 33/stench; I take 15 2: minor ray 24/phys; fam head-bites; she misses 3: minor ray blocked; I take 9 4: minor ray blocked; I take 8 5: bandages blocked; she heals 6: bandages blocked; she misses 7: bandages heal 13; I take 11 8: minor ray blocked; she misses 9: minor ray blocked; she steals 14 MP 10: minor ray 27/stench; fam head-bites; she shimmers 11: minor ray 26/phys; fam stuns & toast 12: minor ray blocked; I take 7 13: bandages blocked; she steals 18 MP 14: bandages blocked; I take 9 15: bandages blocked; she misses 16: bandages heal 10; fam does 9; she steals 16 MP 17: bandages heal 12; fam heals 15/15; I take 9 18: minor ray 25/phys; I take 7 19: minor ray blocked; I take 7 20: minor ray 30/cold; I take 8 21: elixir heals 19; fam heals 17/17; she heals 22: minor ray blocked; I take 14 23: minor ray 25/stench; fam steals 30 meat; I take 15 24: bandages heal 20; fam does 12; she steals 13 MP 25: minor ray 33/spooky; I take 15 26: minor ray 33/phys; fam does 9; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: minor ray blocked; I take 8 2: elixir heals 20; fam heals 14/14; I take 3 3: minor ray 28/sleaze; I take 14 4: minor ray blocked; I take 9 5: minor ray 31/spooky; fam does 12; she steals 14 MP 6: minor ray 29/phys; fam heals 17/17; I take 11 7: minor ray 30/phys; fam head-bites; I take 4 8: minor ray 34/spooky; fam does 10; I take 15 9: minor ray 26/sleaze; I take 7 10: minor ray 26/sleaze; fam steals 35 meat; I take 14 11: elixir heals 18; fam does 12; second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 80/126/70 skills: CI (fullness 20), stream of sauce, wave of sauce, intrinsic spiciness, saucy salve equipment: star hat, Smurf, cookbook, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, baconstone pendant, stainless steel solitaire familiar: 7-pound grue (with moonglasses, 100%/50% full moons) HP 80/80; MP 189/204 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 2: stream 32/cold; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 4 3: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 4: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 15 5: salve blocked; she misses 6: salve blocked; she steals 18 MP 7: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 9: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 13 10: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 11: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 11; I lose. buffed stats: 80/128/70 HP 83/83; MP 213/222 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 3 1: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 2: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 3: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 4: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 5: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 13 6: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 7: salve heals 14; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 6 8: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 9: salve heals 15; fam misses; she misses 10: salve blocked; she misses 11: salve blocked; she steals 17 MP 12: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 13: salve blocked; she heals 14: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 14 15: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 14 16: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 17: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 (1 HP left) 18: salve heals 12; fam misses; she steals 10 MP 19: salve blocked; she steals 14 MP 20: salve heals 13; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 6 21: salve heals 15; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 10 22: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 23: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 24: salve blocked; she misses 25: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 12; I lose. HP 83/83; MP 204/222 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 14 1: stream 27/cold; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 14 2: salve heals 12; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 14 3: salve heals 13; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 13 4: salve blocked; she steals 16 MP 5: salve blocked; she heals 6: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 7: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 8: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 9: salve heals 15; fam misses; she misses 10: salve heals 10; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 9 11: salve blocked; she misses 12: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 13: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 14: salve heals 14; fam misses; she misses 15: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 14 16: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 17: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 11 18: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 13; I lose. HP 83/83; MP 203/222 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 14 1: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 2: stream 27/hot; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 9 3: stream 31/hot; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 12 4: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 5: salve heals 14; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 15 6: salve heals 10; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 8 7: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 9: salve heals 10; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 15 10: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 11: salve blocked; she misses 12: salve heals 12; fam misses; she misses 13: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 14 14: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 10; I lose. HP 83/83; MP 198/222 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 5 1: stream 25/cold; fam does 6; acid for 5; I take 9 2: stream blocked; she heals 3: stream 31/hot; fam does 7; acid for 3; I take 7 4: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 5: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 6: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 7: salve heals 14; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 15 8: salve heals 14; fam does 7; she misses 9: salve heals 13; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 10: stream 32/cold; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 15 11: salve heals 14; fam misses; she misses 12: stream 25/hot; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 15 13: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 13 14: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 13 15: salve heals 15; fam does 5; acid for 3; I take 6 16: salve heals 13; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 4 17: salve heals 21; fam does 8; acid for 4; I take 3 18: salve heals 13; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 5 19: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 20: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 13 21: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 22: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 11 23: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 (2 HP left) 24: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 14; I lose. Switch to sleazy gravy fairy (22 pounds with lipstick) HP 83/83; MP 203/222 Fight 6, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 15 2: stream 25/hot; acid for 5; I take 11 3: stream blocked; she misses 4: stream 28/cold; acid for 3; I take 15 5: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 4 6: salve heals 15; acid for 5; I take 13 7: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 8: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 9: salve heals 10; acid for 4; I take 15 10: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 11: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 12: salve blocked; she steals 12 MP 13: salve heals 14; she misses 14: salve blocked; she steals 15 MP 15: salve blocked; she misses 16: salve heals 14; she steals 11 MP 17: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 18: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 19: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 3 20; salve heals 11; acid for 5; I take 10 21: salve heals 10; acid for 5; I take 12 22: salve blocked; she steals 17 MP 23: salve heals 10; acid for 3; I take 10 24: salve heals 12; fam does 7; acid for 3; I take 4 25: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 26: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 15 (3 HP left) 27: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 4; I lose. HP 83/83; MP 204/222 Fight 7, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 15 1: stream 30/hot; she misses 2: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 3 3: stream blocked; acid for 4; I take 3 4: stream 29/cold; fam does 9; she misses 5: stream blocked; she steals 10 MP 6: stream 24/hot; she heals 7: stream blocked; she heals 8: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 9: salve heals 14; she misses 10: stream blocked; she heals 11: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 12: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 15 13: salve heals 14; she misses 14: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 4 15: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 4 16: stream blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 17: stream blocked; she steals 16 MP 18: salve heals 12; acid for 5; I take 15 19: salve heals 14; acid for 4; I take 3 20: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 15 21: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 22: salve heals 15; she misses 23: stream 31/hot; she heals 24: stream 24/hot; acid for 3; I take 14 25: salve heals 13; acid for 4; I take 13 26: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 27: salve heals 15; acid for 5; I take 13 28: salve blocked; she misses 29: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 30: salve blocked; she misses 31: salve heals 13; acid for 5; I take 3 32: salve heals 11; acid for 3; I take 6 33: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 15 34: salve blocked; she misses 35: salve heals 13; acid for 5; I take 3 36: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 4 37: salve blocked; she misses 38: salve heals 14; acid for 5; I take 6 39: stream 29/hot; acid for 3; I take 6 40: salve heals 15; acid for 4; I take 4 41: stream 30/hot; fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 11 42: salve blocked; she misses 43: salve heals 10; she misses 44: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 15 45: elixir heals 18; acid for 3; I take 8; first form down! Fight 7, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 8 1: salve heals 15; acid for 3; I take 9 2: salve heals 14; acid for 4; I take 13 3: salve heals 15; acid for 5; I take 7 4: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 5: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 14 6: salve blocked; she scabs 7: salve heals 14; she scabs 8: salve heals 11; acid for 4; I take 13 9: salve blocked; she scabs 10: salve heals 11; acid for 3; I take 5 11: salve heals 12; acid for 4; I take 7 12: stream 31/cold; acid for 3; I take 6 13: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 15 14: salve heals 15; she steals 15 MP 15: stream 25/hot; acid for 3; I take 10 16: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 17: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 18: red pixel potion heals 29; fam does 6; acid for 3; I take 4 19: plot hole for 24; she misses 20: torpedo blocked; she scabs 21: stream 23/hot; acid for 3; I take 8 22: green pixel potion heals 20MP/19HP; acid for 3; I take 7 23: stream 27/cold; fam does 9; acid for 3; I take 9 24: stream 27/cold; acid for 3; I take 6 (25 HP left) 25: stream blocked; acid for 4; I take 14(!) 26: blue pixel potion blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 27: salve blocked; she steals 13 MP 28: salve heals 15; acid for 3; I take 4 29: salve blocked; she misses 30: salve blocked; she scabs 31: salve heals 10; she scabs 32: lavender plastic oyster egg for 42; she scabs 33: mauve plastic oyster egg blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 34: mauve plastic for 49; acid for 3; I take 9 35: puce plastic blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 (3 HP left) 36: salve heals 13; acid for 4; I take 9 (7 HP left) 37: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 9; I lose. HP 83/83; MP 209/222 Fight 8, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 7 1: stream 27/cold; fam does 8; acid for 3; I take 11 2: stream 27/cold; acid for 5; I take 15 3: stream 24/hot; she heals 4: stream blocked; acid for 4; I take 11 5: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 14 6: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 7: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 8: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 15; I lose. HP 80/83; MP 131/222 Fight 9, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 15 1: stream 29/hot; acid for 3; I take 3 2: stream 23/cold; she steals 16 MP 3: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 4: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 11 5: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 6: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 7: salve heals 12; acid for 5; I take 14 8: salve heals 14; acid for 5; I take 12 9: salve heals 13; she misses 10: stream 23/hot; fam does 8; acid for 5; I take 8 11: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 12: salve heals 10; she steals 17 MP 13: stream blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 14: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 15: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 16: salve heals 15; acid for 3; I take 15 17: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 18: elixir heals 18; acid for 5; I take 5 19: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 14 20: salve heals 13; fam does 7; acid for 3; I take 9 21: elixir heals 19; she heals 22: stream 28/hot; acid for 3; I take 15 23: elixir heals 19; acid for 3; I take 13 24: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 25: elixir blocked; she misses 26: salve heals 14; acid for 5; I take 8 27: salve heals 12; acid for 4; I take 9 28: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 11 29: salve heals 14; acid for 4; I take 5 30: salve heals 11; acid for 3; I take 3 31: stream 29/cold; fam does 9; first form down! Fight 9, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 11 1: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; acid for 4; I take 15 2: elixir heals 20; fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 3 3: stream 29/cold; fam does 7; she steals 15 MP 4: plot hole for 21; fam does 11; acid for 3; I take 7 5: stream 25/hot; she misses 6: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 7: stream 22/cold; acid for 4; I take 11 8: elixir blocked; she misses 9: elixir heals 18; she misses 10: stream 22/hot; acid for 3; I take 9 11: stream 31/hot; second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 74/71/109 equipment: dread sack, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, ninja hot pants, dirty hobo gloves, disembodied smile, hamethyst necklace skills: CI, CLEESH, overdeveloped, face stab familiar: 10-pound grue (with lead necklace) (moons: 50%, 25%) HP 77/77; MP 43/71 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 1: attack misses; fam does 8; she misses 2: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 7 3: attack crit-hit 22(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; she steals 12 MP 4: attack 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 4 5: attack misses; fam does 8; she misses 6: attack crit-hit 18(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 13; I take 11 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 8: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 9: attack crit-hit 20(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; she steals 15 MP 10: attack fumbles for 3; fam does 13; I take 13 11: elixir blocked; she misses 12: elixir blocked; I take 10 13: elixir blocked; she misses 14: elixir blocked; she misses 15: face stab for 16; fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 9 2: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 10 3: elixir blocked; I take 10 4: elixir blocked; I take 13 5: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 9; I lose. HP 77/77; MP 20/71 Level grue up to 11 instead of 10. Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 3: attack 15(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 12 4: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 10 5: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 3 6: elixir heals 19; fam does 12; she misses 7: attack 14(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 12; I take 8 8: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 9: elixir blocked; I take 2 10: elixir blocked; I take 14 11: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 10 12: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 13: attack misses; fam misses; I take 2 14: attack misses; fam does 8; she misses 15: attack 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 14; I lose. HP 70/77; MP 20/71 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 2 2: attack crit-hit 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 11 3: attack 14(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 13; I take 3 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 14 5: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 9 6: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 3 7: attack crit-hit 22(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 12; she misses 8: plot hole blocked; I take 6 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5 10: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 13 11: elixir heals 19; fam misses; she misses 12: attack crit-hit 20(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 13 13: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 10 14: attack misses; fam misses; I take 3 15: attack 15(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: face stab 16; fam does 11; I take 9 2: elixir blocked; I take 3 3: elixir blocked; I take 5 4: elixir blocked; I take 4 5: elixir blocked; she misses 6: elixir blocked; she scabs 7: elixir blocked; I take 13 (1 HP left) 8: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 13 9: elixir blocked; I take 10; I lose. HP 77/77; MP 32/71 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 20+confused; fam misses 2: attack 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; she shimmers; I take 14 3: attack fumbles for 1; fam misses; she steals 10 MP 4: attack 13(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 12; she misses 5: attack misses; fam misses; I take 4 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 7: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 8: attack crit-hit 18(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 13 9: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 10 10: elixir blocked; I take 8 11: elixir blocked; I take 7 12: elixir heals 20; fam does 12; she misses 13: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 14: attack fumbles for 1; fam does 10; she misses 15: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 13 16: elixir heals 18; fam misses; she steals 13 MP 17: green pixel potion blocked; I take 9 18: green pixel potion (last one) heals 19 HP/18 MP; fam does 12; I take 11 19: attack misses; fam misses; I take 8 20: elixir heals 19; fam misse;s I take 6 21: attack misses; fam does 9; I take 11 22: attack misses; fam misses; I take 8 23: elixir blocked; I take 9 24: elixir heals 18; fam misses; she steals 10 MP 25: attack crit-hit 20(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 14 26: elixir blocked; I take 6 27: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 14 28: elixir blocked; I take 4 29: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 14 30: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 6 31: attack crit-hit 24(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 12 2: face stab 15; fam does 13; she misses 3: elixir blocked; I take 5 4: elixir blocked; I take 7 5: elixir blocked; she scabs 6: elixir heals 19 (1 left); fam does 13; she misses 7: attack 15(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 11 8: last elixir blocked; I take 3 9: red pixel potion (only one) blocked; I take 13 10: attack 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 4 (5 HP left) 11: attack misses; fam misses; I take 2 12: attack 13(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; she misses 13: attack 17(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 3; I lose. HP 77/77; MP 29/71 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP 1: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 2: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 2 4: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 5: plot hole 23+confused; fam does 10 6: attack 19(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 8; she shimmers 7: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses 8: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 9: attack 14(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 9; I take 9 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5 11: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 12: elixir blocked; she heals 13: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 10 14: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 15: attack misses; fam does 9; she misses 16: attack misses; fam does 9; she misses 17: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 11 18: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 10 19: attack 14(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 13; she misses 20: attack misses; fam does 8; she heals 21: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 7 22: elixir heals 18; fam does 10; she heals 23: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 24: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 25: attack crit-hit 20(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 10; she misses 26: attack crit-hit 20(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 6 27: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 5 28: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 29: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 30: attack 14(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 8; I take 13 31: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 32: elixir blocked; I take 7 33: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 2 34: attack misses; fam misses; I take 5 35: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 12 36: attack crit-hit 24(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 8; first form down! Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: face stab blocked; I take 9 2: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 6 3: elixir heals 18; fam does 13; I take 12 4: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 8 5: elixir heals 20; fam misses; she scabs 6: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 2 8: attack misses; fam misses; she scabs 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 10: elixir blocked; I take 6 11: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; I take 8 12: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 3 13: attack fumbles for 1; fam does 11; I take 9 14: attack misses; fam misses; I take 8 15: elixir heals 18; fam does 10; I take 6 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 6 17: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 7 18: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 5 19: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 20: elixir blocked (2 left); I take 10 21: elixir heals 19; fam does 12; she scabs 22: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 23: last elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 2 24: last plot hole blocked; I take 5 25: attack misses; fam misses; I take 14 26: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 12 27: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 6 (7 HP left) 28: attack misses; fam misses; she scabs 29: attack misses; fam does 9; I take 4 30: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10; I lose. HP 77/77; MP 65/76 Fight 6, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: attack misses; fam does 8; she misses 2: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 2 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 2 4: attack 15(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 9; I take 2 5: attack crit-hit 18(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 13 6: elixir blocked; I take 8 7: elixir blocked; I take 5 8: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 2 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 10: elixir heals 19; fam misses; she steals 10 MP 11: attack 15(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 10 12: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 13: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 6 14: attack 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; I take 7 15: attack crit-hit 18(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; she steals 10 MP 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 8 17: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 4 18: attack misses; fam does 8; she misses 19: attack crit-hit 16(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 9; first form down! Fight 6, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: face stab 15; fam does 11; I take 7 2: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 3: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 5: elixir blocked; I take 5 6: elixir heals 19; fam does 10; she misses 7: attack 15(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 12; she scabs 8: face stab 16; fam does 11; she bulges; I take 7 9: face stab 18; fam does 10; she misses 10: elixir heals 19; fam does 13; I take 11 11: attack misses; fam does 9; I take 13 12: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; she misses 13: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 14: attack misses; fam misses; I take 2 15: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 8 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 9 17: elixir heals 20; fam does 10; she misses 18: attack 14(+9)(+5)(+2); fam misses; she misses 19: attack 17(+9)(+5)(+2); fam does 13; second form down! greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore oxy) (Mongoose) buffed stats: skills: CLEESH, TS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Headbutt, Skin of the Leatherback, Sympathy equipment: wolf mask, vorpal blade, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, amulet of extreme plot significance, stuffed shoulder parrot, infernal insoles familiar: 11-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 173/173; MP 110/110 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS crit-hit 60(+5)(+5); fam steals 36 meat; I take 9 5: TS 28(+5)(+5); I take 9 6: TS 28(+6)(+5); fam steals 41 meat; she misses 7: TS 36(+4)(+5); fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked; I take 9 2: plot hole 24; I take 9 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 32(+4)(+5); fam stuns + toast 5: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam steals 41 meat; I take 9 6: TS blocked; I take 9 7: TS 22(+5)(+5); fam steals 47 meat; she scabs 8: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 9: TS blocked; I take 9 10: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 11: TS blocked; I take 9 12: TS blocked; I take 9 13: TS 26(+4)(+5); I take 9 14: TS blocked; I take 9 15: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 16: TS 34(+4)(+5); fam steals 52 meat; I take 9 17: red pixel potion heals 28; I take 9 18: TS 20(+6)(+5); second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 DB (hardcore booze) (Blender) buffed stats: 74/84/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, amulet of extreme plot, stainless steel solitaire, acid-squirting flower skills: Overdeveloped, Disco Dance of Doom, Face Stab familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 77/77; MP 114/114 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: Dance of Doom for 4; fam does 9; acid for 3; I take 4 2: attack 10(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 3: attack misses; she misses 4: attack crit-hit 13(+5)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; acid for 4; I take 4 5: attack fumbles for 1; fam does 10; she heals 6: attack misses; fam heals 14/14; she misses 7: attack crit-hit 19(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 8: attack misses; fam heals 15/15; she misses 9: attack misses; fam heals 14/14; acid for 5; I take 5 10: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers 11: plot hole blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 12: plot hole 23+stunned 13: attack misses; she shimmers 14: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 15: plot hole blocked; she heals 16: plot hole 20; acid for 4; I take 6 17: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 6 18: attack misses; she heals 19: attack fumbles for 2; she misses 20: attack misses; fam head-bites; she misses 21: attack 10(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 4 22: attack 11(+5)(+5); she misses 23: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 4 24: attack misses; fam stuns + toast 25: attack misses; fam stuns + toast 26: attack 10(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she steals 11 MP 27: attack 9(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 4 28: attack misses; acid for 5; I take 5 29: attack crit-hit 17(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 30: elixir blocked; she misses 31: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 32: elixir heals 18; fam head-bites; she shimmers 33: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers 34: attack 12(+5)(+5); fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 18 MP 1: face stab 16; fam heals 17/17; acid for 5; I take 5 2: attack misses; she misses 3: attack fumbles for 1; fam heals 17/17; acid for 5; I take 6 4: attack misses; fam steals 46 meat; she misses 5: attack misses; fam head-bites; she bulges; acid for 4; I take 8 6: face stab 16; fam heals 17/17; she misses 7: attack 9(+5)(+5); she misses 8: attack misses; fam does 9; she scabs 9: attack misses; she misses 10: attack misses; fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 5 11: attack 9(+5)(+5); fam steals 59 meat; she misses 12: attack 9(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 4 13: attack 11(+5)(+5); fam steals 32 meat; she steals 17 MP 14: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 4 15: attack 10(+5)(+5); she misses 16: attack misses; she misses 17: attack misses; fam does 10; she misses 18: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 5 19: attack crit-hit 17(+5)(+5); she misses 20: attack misses; fam heals 15/15; acid for 3; I take 5 21: attack 10(+5)(+5); fam does 10; second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 121/72/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, Dyspepsi-Cola shield, furry pants, baconstone bracelet, hamethyst necklace, amulet of extreme plot signif. skills: CI (fullness: 20), Headbutt, Skin of the Leatherbaack, Kneebutt, Shieldbutt, Amphibian Sympathy familiar: 18-pound star starfish (with magnifying glass) HP 175/186; MP 92/102 (??) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 10 1: shieldbutt blocked; she misses 2: shieldbutt crit-hit 15(+5) +6; fam does 7; she shimmers 3: head/knee/shield combo 10(+5) +25 +16 +5; she shimmers; I take 10 4: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 5: head/shield combo blocked; she misses 6: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 7: head/shield combo 11(+5) +20 +7; she shimmers 8: attack 11(+5); she steals 16 MP 9: attack misses; I take 10 10: attack 9(+5); I take 10 11: attack misses; fam does 9; she heals 12: attack misses; I take 10 13: attack misses; fam does 12; she misses 14: head/shield combo blocked; she misses 15: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 10 16: head/shield combo blocked; she misses 17: attack misses; I take 10 18: attack misses; I take 10 19: attack misses; she misses 20: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 10 21: elixir blocked; she heals 22: elixir heals 20; fam does 11; she heals 23: head/shield combo 11(+5) +29 +5; fam does 8; she shimmers; she misses 24: head/shield combo blocked; she heals 25: head/shield combo 9(+5) +22 +5; she shimmers; I take 10 26: head/shield combo 10(+5) +25 +5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: head/shield combo 12(+5) +18 +5; I take 10 2: elixir blocked; I take 10 3: elixir heals 18; she scabs 4: attack misses; I take 10 5: attack misses; I take 10 6: attack fumbles for 2; I take 10 7: elixir blocked; she misses 8: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; I take 10 9: head/knee/shield combo crit-hit 15(+5) +19 +22 +6; she misses 10: head/knee/shield combo blocked; I take 10 11: elixir heals 19; I take 10 12: elixir blocked; she scabs 13: elixir blocked; I take 10 14: elixir heals 18; fam does 6; I take 10 15: head/knee/shield combo 12(+5) +23 +23 +7; fam does 9; she bulges; I take 10 16: head/shield combo 10(+5) +20 +6; fam does 11; I take 10 17: elixir blocked; I take 10 (6 HP left) 18: elixir (last one) heals 18; fam does 12; I take 10 19: head/knee/shield combo blocked; I take 10 (4 HP left) 20: red pixel potion (last one) blocked; I take 10; I lose. HP 180/186; MP 100/102 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 10 1: head/shield combo eaten by Internet; I take 10 2: head/shield combo 11(+5) +27 +7; she shimmers; I take 10 3: head/shield combo blocked; she misses 4: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 5: head/shield combo 10(+5) +18 +6; she shimmers; she misses 6: head/shield combo 9(+5) +20 +5; she shimmers; I take 10 7: head/shield combo 10(+5) +18 +6; she shimmers 8: head/shield combo blocked; she misses 9: attack crit-hit 17(+5); she misses 10: attack misses; she steals 10 MP 11: attack misses; I take 10 12: attack misses; I take 10 13: plot hole blocked; she heals 14: plot hole blocked; I take 10 15: attack misses; fam does 6; I take 10 16: attack misses; I take 10 17: head/shield combo blocked; she misses 18: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 19: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 20: attack crit-hit 13(+5); I take 10 21: attack misses; fam does 7; she heals 22: attack misses; I take 10 23: attack misses; I take 10 24: attack misses; I take 10 25: head/shield combo 8(+5) +29 +3; she shimmers 26: attack misses; I take 10 (10 HP left) 27: attack misses; I take 10; I lose. HP 186/186; MP 86/102 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 2: head/shield combo blocked; she steals 17 MP 3: head/shield combo blocked; I take 10 4: attack crit-hit 13(+5); I take 10 5: attack 12(+5); I take 10 6: attack 10(+5); fam does 8; she heals 7: head/shield combo 10(+5) +25 +6; she shimmers 8: attack misses; fam does 8; I take 10 9: head/shield combo 10(+5) +30 +5; she shimmers 10: attack misses; I take 10 11: attack misses; I take 10 12: attack 11(+5); she heals 13: attack misses; fam does 12; I take 10 14: head/shield combo crit-hit 15(+5) +24 +5; she shimmers 15: head/shield combo 11(+5) +20 +4; fam does 12; fam gains weight; NS down! Familiar now 19 pounds. Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: head/knee/shield combo blocked; I take 10 2: head/knee/shield combo 11(+5) +17 +27 +4; fam does 10; she steals 12 MP 3: attack crit-hit 13(+5); I take 10 4: attack misses; I take 10 5: elixir heals 19; I take 10 6: attack misses; fam does 7; I take 10 7: elixir heals 19; fam does 9; I take 10 8: head/knee/shield combo 10(+5) +27 +15 +6; she misses 9: attack misses; I take 10 10: elixir blocked; I take 10 11: elixir heals 18; fam does 12; I take 10 12: head/knee/shield combo 11(+5) +30 +28 +4; fam does 10; second form down! greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore teet) (Opossum) buffed stats: 103/75/106 skills: CI (fullness: 20), Thrust-Smack, Eye of the Stoat, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Electric Boogaloo equipment: plexiglass pith helmet, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, baconstone bracelet, amulet of extreme plot, Baron's monocle familiar: 24-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 106/106; MP 110/110 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: Thrust-Smack blocked; she misses 2: TS 41(+5)(+6)(+5); I take 14 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 26(+6)(+6)(+5); fam does 21; I take 17 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: plot hole blocked; I take 12 8: plot hole blocked; I take 15 9: TS blocked; I take 15 10: TS crit-hit 41(+7)(+6)(+5); I take 12 (9 HP left) 11: TS 22(+6)(+6)(+5); I take 15; I lose. HP 106/106; MP 97/105 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 16 1: TS 34(+6)(+6)(+5); she misses 2: TS crit-hit 40(+6)(+6)(+5); fam heals 24/24; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS crit-hit 34(+6)(+6)(+5); fam does 19; she steals 12 MP 6: TS blocked; I take 8 7: TS crit-hit 39(+4)(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: Boogaloo for 10; fam does 22; I take 14 2: TS 40(+3)(+6)(+5); I take 16 3: elixir heals 20; fam stuns + toast 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 24(+4)(+6)(+5); fam heals 27/27; she scabs 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 11 8: TS crit-hit 37(+6)(+6)(+5); I take 13 9: TS blocked; I take 17 10: TS 41(+7)(+6)(+5); fam heals 27/27; I take 14 11: TS 31(+4)(+6)(+5); fam heals 24/24; second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 90/76/105 skills: CI (fullness: 20), Sympathy equipment: stainless steel skullcap, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, disembodied smile, eXtreme mittens, hamethyst necklace familiar: 12-pound grue (with lead necklace) (moons: 25%/25%) HP 119/123; MP 70/76 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack crit-hit 24(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 7 2: attack 18(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 4: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 5: attack crit-hit 20(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 15; I take 7 6: CI blocked; I take 15 7: CI blocked; she steals 12 MP 8: attack crit-hit 24(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 10 9: attack misses; fam misses; I take 18 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 12 11: attack 16(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 7 12: CI blocked; I take 7 13: CI blocked; I take 13 14: CI 30; fam misses; I take 15; I lose. HP 123/123; MP 76/76 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: CI 28; fam does 11; she heals 2: attack misses; fam does 14; she misses 3: plot hole blocked; she heals 4: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 10 5: CI blocked; she misses 6: CI blocked; I take 19 7: attack 19(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 15; I take 12 8: CI blocked; she steals 16 MP 9: attack misses; fam does 15; I take 9 10: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 11: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 12: elixir blocked; I take 17 13: CI 30; fam misses; she heals 14: CI blocked; she misses 15: CI 28; fam does 11; I take 13 16: CI blocked; I take 18; I lose. HP 123/123; MP 76/76 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: plot hole 25; fam does 13; she shimmers 2: CI 25; fam does 12; I take 19 3: CI blocked; I take 12 4: CI blocked; I take 11 5: CI blocked; I take 12 6: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 7: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 8: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 8 9: elixir heals 19; fam does 16; I take 9 10: attack crit-hit 20(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she steals 17 MP 11: attack crit-hit 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 10 12: elixir blocked; she heals 13: elixir ... eaten by web server; I take 7 14: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 15 15: elixir blocked; I take 7 16: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 12 17: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 18: attack 16(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she steals 11 MP 19: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 20: elixir blocked; I take 9 21: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 22: attack misses; fam does 12; she misses 23: attack misses; fam misses; I take 15 24: attack misses; fam misses; I take 18; I lose. equipment: star hat, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, disembodied smile, eXtreme mittens, hamethyst necklace buffed stats: 78/76/105 HP 81/81; MP 106/106 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: moxious maneuver 30; fam misses; I take 7 2: MM blocked; she steals 14 MP 3: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 4: attack misses; fam misses; I take 3 5: attack misses; fam misses; I take 4 6: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 7: MM 30; fam misses; I take 14 8: MM 30; fam does 17; I take 13 9: elixir blocked; I take 12 10: elixir heals 20; fam misses; she misses 11: MM 30; fam misses; I take 10 12: elixir heals 20; fam does 13; I take 9 13: MM fails/blocked(?); I take 8 14: elixir heals 18; fam does 10; she misses 15: attack misses; fam misses; she steals 16 MP 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 17: attack misses; fam misses; I take 10 18: elixir blocked; I take 15 19: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 12 20: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 15 21: elixir blocked; I take 7 22: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 3 23: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 4 24: attack fumbles for 3; fam misses; I take 10 25: MMJ restores 22 MP; fam misses; I take 4 26: elixir blocked; I take 14 27: elixir heals 19; fam misses; she steals 13 MP 28: MM 29; fam does 11; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 24; fam misses; she misses 2: elixir blocked; I take 12 3: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 6 4: elixir blocked; I take 8 5: elixir blocked; I take 10 6: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 9 7: elixir blocked; I take 3 8: elixir heals 18; fam misses; she misses 9: MMJ blocked; she misses 10: MMJ restores 20 MP; fam misses; she scabs 11: MM 28; fam misses; I take 5 12: MM fails/blocked; I take 3 13: MMJ restores 20 MP; fam does 17; she misses 14: MM 29; fam does 14; I take 9 15: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 6 16: MM 27; fam misses; she misses 17: torpedo 35; fam misses; I take 11 18: elixir blocked; I take 14 19: red pixel potion blocked; I take 11; I lose. HP 81/81; MP 106/106 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: MM 28; fam misses; I take 14 2: MM 29; fam does 15; I take 10 3: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 4: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 4 5: MM 32; fam misses; I take 9 6: MM fails/blocked; I take 7 7: MM 29; fam misses; she misses 8: MM 28; fam misses; I take 15 9: elixir blocked; I take 7 10: elixir blocked; I take 11 11: elixir heals 20; fam does 12; she misses 12: elixir blocked; I take 8 13: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 13 14: elixir heals 19; fam misses; she steals 15 MP 15: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 16: attack misses; fam misses; I take 4 17: attack 19(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; first form down! Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked; she steals 17 MP 2: plot hole blocked; I take 10 3: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 5 4: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 8 5: plot hole blocked; I take 8 6: plot hole (last one) 20; fam misses; I take 5 7: MMJ restores 22 MP; fam misses; I take 10 8: elixir heals 19; fam does 15; she steals 16 MP 9: MM 29; fam misses; I take 11 10: elixir blocked; I take 4 11: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 10 12: attack misses; fam misses; I take 8 13: elixir blocked; I take 10 14: elixir blocked; I take 6 15: elixir blocked; she scabs 16: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 4 17: elixir blocked; I take 11 18: elixir heals 20; fam does 15; I take 12 19: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 11 20: torpedo (last one) 30; fam misses; I take 4 21: attack misses; fam misses; I take 13 22: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 14 23: elixir heals 19; fam does 12; I take 4 24: attack crit-hit 22(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 14 25: elixir blocked; I take 3 26: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 4 27: attack misses; fam misses; I take 7 28: elixir blocked; I take 13 29: elixir heals 19; fam does 15; I take 9 30: attack misses; fam misses; I take 14 31: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 6 32: attack misses; fam misses; I take 15 33: elixir (last one) heals 20; fam misses; I take 12 34: MMJ blocked; I take 8 35: attack misses; fam does 11; I take 15; I lose. HP 81/81; MP 106/106 Fight 6, Form 1: 0: I take 15 1: MM 30; fam misses; I take 12 2: CI 27; fam misses; she misses 3: CI 30; fam misses; I take 4 4: CI 25; fam misses; I take 10 5: elixir heals 20; fam does 16; I take 12 6: CI 27; fam does 11; I take 12 7: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 11 8: CI 26; fam misses; I take 15 9: elixir heals 18; fam does 11; first form down! Fight 6, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: elixir blocked; I take 6 2: elixir heals 19; fam misses; I take 9 3: CI 28; fam misses; I take 5 4: elixir heals 19; fam does 13; I take 9 5: CI 29; fam misses; I take 12 6: elixir heals 18; fam does 15; I take 11 7: CI 29; fam misses; I take 9 8: CI 27; fam misses; I take 12 9: elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 10 10: elixir heals 20; fam misses; I take 7 11: CI 29; fam misses; I take 4 12: CI 30; fam does 13; second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 106/76/78 skills: CI (fullness: 12), Thrust-Smack, LTS, Hide of the Otter, Claws of the Otter, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat, Ambidextrous Funkslinging equipment: filthy dread sack, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, tiny plastic coffee pixie, eXtreme mittens, amulet of plot familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 163/163; MP 102/106 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 1: TS 34(+5)(+3)(+5); fam steals 42 meat; she steals 15 MP 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 15 4: TS 40(+5)(+3)(+5); I take 12 5: TS 34(+5)(+3)(+5); I take 14 6: TS blocked; I take 14 7: TS 40(+5)(+3)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 22 1: 1st elixir blocked; 2nd elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; I take 15 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 36(+5)(+3)(+5); fam does 15; I take 13 4: 1st elixir heals 19; 2nd elixir heals 20; fam heals 21/21; I take 13 5: LTS 51(+5)(+3)(+5); fam heals 20/20; I take 15 6: LTS 52(+5)(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges; she steals 13 MP 7: LTS blocked; I take 21 8: LTS 54(+5)(+3)(+5); second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 TT (Boozetafarian) (Marmot) buffed stats: 112/74/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, 2x ring of increase damage skills: Thrust-Smack, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat, Skin of the Leatherback, Amphibian Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Ambidextrous Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (rhesus monkey) HP 172/172; MP 74/74 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 3: TS 46(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 5: TS 52(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 5; I take 9 6: TS 50(+5)(+5); fam steals 36 meat; she heals 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 48(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: TS 52(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 9 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 5: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: TS 50(+5)(+5); she steals 10 MP 7: TS 52(+5)(+5); second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) buffed stats: 108/81/72 equipment: mohawk wig, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, baconstone bracelet, hamethyst necklace, eXtreme mittens skills: CI (fullness: 0), thrust-smack, lunging thrust-smack, hide of the otter, claws of the otter, claws of the walrus, eye of the stoat, amphibian sympathy familiar: 18-pound star starfish (with magnifying glass) HP 166/166; MP 81/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP 1: TS 61(+5)(+5); I take 11 2: TS 60(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 10; she heals 3: TS 55(+5)(+5); I take 10 4: TS 60(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 15 1: LTS 61(+5)(+5); I take 15 2: LTS 54(+5)(+5); I take 15 3: TS blocked; she scabs 4: TS blocked; I take 15 5: TS 58(+5)(+5); she scabs 6: TS blocked; I take 16 7: LTS 60(+5)(+5); second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 SC (Ronin) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 114/91/72 equipment: star hat, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, hamethyst necklace, stainless steel scarf, stainless steel solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Hide of the Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye of the Stoat, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 175/175; MP 89/121 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS blocked; I take 9 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 48(+5)(+5); I take 10 4: TS 44(+5)(+5); fam does 12; I take 10 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 10 7: TS 42(+5)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; she steals 17 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 9 9: TS 48(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: elixir blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 12 2: elixir heals 18 & plot hole 32+confused; fam head-bites 3: LTS blocked; I take 9 4: LTS blocked; I take 9 5: LTS blocked; she steals 17 MP 6: LTS 63(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 9 7: LTS blocked; I take 9 8: TS blocked; I take 9 9: TS blocked; I take 9 10: TS blocked; I take 9 11: TS 46(+5)(+5); fam steals 51 meat; I take 9 12: LTS blocked; she scabs 13: LTS blocked; I take 9 14: LTS 61(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 15: LTS blocked; she misses 16: LTS blocked; I take 9 17: LTS blocked; I take 9 18: TS blocked; she misses 19: TS blocked; she misses 20: TS blocked; she misses 21: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; second form down! greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Packrat) buffed stats: 72/73/105 equipment: dread sack, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, clown hammer, filthy corduroys, amulet of plot, dirty hobo gloves, disembodied smile skills: CI (fullness: 20), TS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 75/75; MP 103/103 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 10 2: TS crit-hit 24(+3)(+5)(+2); she misses 3: TS 6(+2)(+5)(+2); I take 12 4: TS 12(+1)(+5)(+2); I take 12 5: elixir heals 18; I take 14 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 9 8: elixir blocked; I take 5 9: elixir blocked; I take 9 10: elixir heals 19; she heals 11: TS blocked; I take 13 12: elixir blocked; I take 9 13: TS 12(+2)(+5)(+2); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 6 14: TS blocked; I take 6 15: elixir blocked; I take 12; I lose. HP 75/75; MP 93/103 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP 1: TS blocked; I take 14 2: TS 10(+3)(+5)(+2); she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS crit-hit 20(+2)(+5)(+2); fam steals 51 meat; I take 14 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 12(+2)(+5)(+2); I take 8 8: TS blocked; I take 4 9: TS 14(+3)(+5)(+2); fam heals 18/18; I take 6 10: TS blocked; she heals 11: TS blocked; I take 9 12: TS blocked; I take 9 13: TS 8(+3)(+5)(+2); she steals 10 MP 14: TS 12(+3)(+5)(+2); I take 14 15: elixir blocked; I take 6 16: elixir heals 19; she misses 17: elixir blocked; she misses 18: elixir heals 18; she heals 19: moxious maneuver 32; fam heals 21/21; I take 2 20: TS crit-hit 24(+1)(+5)(+2); I take 7 21: TS blocked; she heals 22: TS crit-hit 20(+2)(+5)(+2); fam steals 50 meat; I take 9 23: TS 8(+1)(+5)(+2); fam heals 18/18; she misses 24: TS blocked; she misses 25: TS 10(+3)(+5)(+2); fam steals 53 meat; I take 12 26: TS crit-hit 12(+3)(+5)(+2); fam head-bites; she shimmers 27: TS blocked; I take 4 28: TS blocked; I take 5 29: TS 10(+2)(+5)(+2); fam does 15; first form down! Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she scabs 1: plot hole blocked; she steals 14 MP 2: plot hole (last one) 22+confused; fam does 13 3: TS blocked; I take 2 4: TS blocked; I take 13 5: TS 12(+2)(+5)(+2); I take 12 6: elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; she bulges 7: TS 12(+1)(+5)(+2); I take 7 8: elixir heals 19; fam does 16; I take 9 9: TS 12(+1)(+5)(+2); I take 10 10: elixir heals 20; fam heals 21/21; I take 11 11: TS blocked; I take 4 12: TS blocked; I take 4 13: TS 10(+3)(+5)(+2); I take 7 14: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 15: TS 6(+3)(+5)(+2); I take 14 16: TS 6(+2)(+5)(+2); I take 5 17: TS 10(+2)(+5)(+2); I take 4 (HP 23/75; MP 2/103) 18: torpedo 34; I take 7 19: elixir blocked; I take 8 20: red pixel potion heals 20; fam steals 55 meat; I take 6 21: green pixel potion heals 19 MP/20 HP; fam does 16; I take 7 22: TS blocked; I take 7 23: TS 10(+3)(+5)(+2) SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 SC (Mongoose) buffed stats: 124/81/24 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: CI (fullness: 5?), TS, LTS, Hide of the Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Sympathy familiar: 28-pound Spirit Hobo (with lead necklace) (booze: slurred?) HP 190/190; MP 61/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 10 (acid??) 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 10 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 10 7: TS 42(+5)(+5); she heals 8: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 10 9: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 10: TS 40(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 10 11: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 10 12: TS blocked; she heals 13: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 14: TS 44(+5)(+5); fam does/restores 13; acid for 5; I take 10 15: TS 42(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 10 16: TS 42(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam sings slurred drinking songs; acid for 3; I take 10 1: elixir heals 20; fam does/restores 11; acid for 5; I take 10 2: TS 46(+5)(+5); fam does/restores 13; acid for 3; I take 10 3: LTS 63(+5)(+5); fam does/restores 10; acid for 3; I take 10 4: LTS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 5: LTS 63(+5)(+5); fam does/restores 15; second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 TT (Ronin) (Marmot) (MCD = 0) buffed stats: 111/83/73 equipment: mohawk wig, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin/Leatherback, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 171/171; MP 80/83 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 18 MP 1: TS 56(+5)(+5); fam steals 25 meat; I take 9 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 56(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 9 6: TS 56(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 7: TS 54(+5)(+5); fam does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: elixir heals 18 & plot hole blocked; I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS 53(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 11 6: LTS blocked; she scabs 7: LTS blocked; I take 11 8: LTS 62(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 11 9: LTS 55(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 10: LTS blocked; I take 10 11: LTS blocked; she scabs 12: elixir blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 10 13: elixir blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 11 14: elixir blocked & plot hole 21+confused; fam steals 34 meat 15: LTS 60(+5)(+5); I take 9 16: TS blocked; she misses 17: TS 56(+5)(+5); second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 DB (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 78/83/33 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Overdeveloped familiar: 28-pound Spirit Hobo (with lead necklace) HP 81/81; MP 73/83 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; acid for 3; I take 7 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS 24(+5)(+5); she heals 3: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 4: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 6: TS 22(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 12; acid for 4; I take 6 7: TS 23(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 11; acid for 3; I take 7 8: TS 25(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 12; she misses 9: TS 22(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 12; she heals 10: TS blocked; she heals 11: TS 29(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 12; acid for 5; I take 7 12: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 13: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 14: elixir heals 18; fam hits/restores 17; she misses 15: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 16: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 17: elixir heals 19; fam hits/restores 11; she misses 18: TS 28(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam sings slurred drinking songs; acid for 3; I take 3 1: plot hole 23+confused; fam hits/restores 11 2: TS 28(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 7 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 4: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 9; acid for 5; I take 8 5: elixir heals 18; acid for 5; I take 8 6: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 7: elixir heals 20; acid for 5; I take 8 8: MM fails; she scabs 9: MM blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 10: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 14; she scabs 11: TS blocked; she scabs 12: TS 22(+5)(+5); she scabs 13: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 14: elixir heals 20; acid for 5; I take 8 15: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 16: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 15; acid for 5; I take 7 17: elixir heals 18; fam hits/restores 11; acid for 4; I take 8 18: TS 27(+5)(+5); second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 DB (Blender) (boozetafarian) buffed stats: 77/71/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, 2x ring of increase damage skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 80/80; MP 71/71 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS crit-hit 32(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 4: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam does 13; acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS 31(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 6: elixir blocked & plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 7: elixir heals 20 & plot hole blocked; fam does 12; acid for 4; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 9: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS 29(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 3 1: elixir heals 19 & plot hole 21+confused 2: TS 26(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 3: TS 28(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 6: TS 25(+5)(+5); she misses 7: TS 31(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 7 8: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; second form down! greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore teet) (Opossum) buffed stats: 74/72/107 equipment: Mohawk wig, bamboo bokuto, Smurf of Smurf, miner's pants, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, amulet of plot skills: TS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Face Stab familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 77/77; MP 96/102 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: plot hole 21+confused; fam heals 15/15 2: TS blocked; she shimmers; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 8 4: TS 23(+6); I take 3 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: plot hole 23; she shimmers; I take 14 8: TS crit-hit 27(+6); I take 14 9: elixir heals 18; she misses 10: TS 21(+6); fam heals 15/15; I take 6 11: TS 27(+6); fam does 12; I take 13 12: TS crit-hit 22(+7); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: elixir blocked; I take 11 2: elixir heals 19; fam steals 39 meat; I take 7 3: elixir heals 19; fam heals 15/15; I take 3 4: TS blocked; I take 3 5: TS 27(+3); I take 13 6: TS 21(+6); fam does 10; I take 12 7: elixir blocked; I take 4 8: elixir blocked; I take 14 9: elixir heals 18; I take 11 10: elixir heals 18; I take 9 11: face stab 15; I take 11 12: elixir blocked; she misses 13: elixir blocked; she misses 14: red pixel potion heals 28; fam head-bites; she bulges 15: TS 30(+7); I take 2 16: TS blocked; I take 13 17: TS 30(+6); I take 6 18: TS blocked; I take 13 19: elixir blocked; I take 9 20: elixir heals 18; fam head-bites; I take 7 21: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; she misses 22: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 23: TS 29(+4); she misses 24: TS blocked; I take 2 25: TS blocked; I take 11 26: elixir blocked; I take 7 27: elixir blocked; she misses 28: elixir blocked; I take 5 29: elixir (last one) blocked; she misses 30: TS blocked; she misses 31: TS 23(+6); second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 P (Opossum) (MCD = 0) buffed stats: 83/121/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, acid flower skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages familiar: 28-pound Spirit Hobo (with lead necklace) (boozed...) HP 86/86; MP 118/181 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady on its feet; acid for 5; I take 5 1: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 9; acid for 5; I take 5 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 3: TS 28(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS 32(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 7: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 12; she misses 8: plot hole blocked; she heals 9: plot hole blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 10: plot hole 20+confused; fam hits/restores 11 11: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 14; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam sings slurred songs; acid for 5; I take 9 1: TS 31(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 2: plot hole 23; acid for 3; I take 7 3: elixir heals 18; acid for 5; I take 8 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 5: TS crit-hit 25(+5)(+5); she scabs 6: TS 34(+5)(+5); she steals 14 MP 7: TS 24(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 7 8: elixir heals 18; fam hits/restores 14; I take 8 9: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 10: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 10; second form down! darkgreycat, level 11 AT (Vole) (boozetafarian) buffed stats: 75/71/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, 2x ring of increase damage skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 78/78; MP 65/71 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS 26(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she steals 15 MP 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 4 5: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 7: TS 31(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 4 8: MMJ blocked & Balm heals 13; fam steals 41 meat; she misses 9: TS 26(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 4 10: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 11: MMJ blocked & MMJ restores 20 MP; fam does 9; acid for 5; I take 4 12: TS 26(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 11 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 2: plot hole 25 & plot hole 20; fam heals 15/15; acid for 4; I take 5 3: TS 23(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 4: TS blocked; she scabs 5: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 8: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 9: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; fam does 10; she steals 15 MP 10: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; acid for 4; I take 6 11: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; second form down! lightgreycat, level 11 TT (Mongoose) buffed stats: 122/82/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, stainless solitaire, acid flower, ham necklace skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin/Leatherback, Sympathy familiar: 28-pound Spirit Hobo (with lead necklace) (2 salty dogs with weegee) HP 187/187; MP 49/82 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; acid for 4; I take 10 1: TS crit-hit 52(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 10 2: TS 42(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 11; she misses 3: TS 36(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 10 4: TS 34(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 2, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; acid for 5; I take 10 1: TS 40(+5)(+5); she steals 11 MP 2: TS 42(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 9; acid for 3; I take 10 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 4: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 11; acid for 5; I take 10 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 7: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 9: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10; second form down! 2006-06-12 (Porktober 4) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (Ronin) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 115/86/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 177/177; MP 56/86 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 16 MP 1: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 9 2: TS 44(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast 3: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 9 4: TS 48(+5)(+5); fam steals 42 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: TS blocked; I take 9 2: plot hole blocked & plot hole 22; fam steals 30 meat; I take 9 3: TS crit-hit 54(+5)(+5); I take 9 4: LTS blocked; I take 9 5: TS blocked; I take 9 6: LTS crit-hit 63(+5)(+5); I take 9 7: LTS blocked; I take 9 8: TS crit-hit 46(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-06-15 (Porktober 7) lightgreycat, level 12 P (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 84/152/26 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, kickback cookbook, furry pants, bacon pendant, stainless scarf, enchanted toothpick skills: TS, Eye, Claws/Walrus, Sympathy, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages familiar: 28-pound Spirit Hobo (with lead necklace) (boozed) HP 87/87; MP 106/228 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; she misses 1: minor ray 34/phys; fam hits/restores 9; I take 6 2: minor ray blocked; she misses 3: minor ray blocked; she misses 4: minor ray 33/spooky; fam hits/restores 11; she steals 15 MP 5: minor ray 34/phys; fam hits/restores 10; I take 5 6: minor ray blocked; I take 5 7: minor ray blocked; I take 5 8: minor ray blocked; I take 6 9: minor ray blocked; she steals 18 MP 10: minor ray 24/phys; fam hits/restores 8; she steals 17 MP 11: minor ray 29/hot; fam hits/restores 15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam sings slurred songs; I take 6 1: minor ray blocked; she scabs 2: minor ray blocked; she scabs 3: minor ray 27/stench; fam hits/restores 8; I take 9 4: elixir heals 20; fam hits/restores 14; I take 9 5: minor ray 32/sleaze; I take 5 6: minor ray 32/spooky; I take 9 7: minor ray 27/phys; fam hits/restores 15; I take 9 8: minor ray 33/spooky; I take 11 9: elixir blocked; she scabs 10: elixir heals 19; I take 14 11: elixir blocked; I take 9 12: elixir blocked; I take 9 13: elixir blocked; I take 9; I lose. HP 87/87; MP 116/228; gave hobo more booze Fight 2, Form 1: 0: fam unsteady; I take 6 1: minor ray blocked; I take 5 2: elixir (oops, mis-clicked) heals 20; fam hits/restores 13; I take 6 3: minor ray blocked; I take 6 4: minor ray blocked; I take 6 5: minor ray blocked; she steals 15 MP 6: minor ray 28/hot; fam hits/restores 16; I take 5 7: minor ray blocked; she steals 11 MP 8: minor ray 28/spooky; I take 5 9: minor ray blocked; I take 6 10: minor ray blocked; I take 5 11: minor ray blocked; she misses 12: minor ray 24/phys; fam hits/restores 9; I take 5 13: elixir heals 18; fam hits/restores 11; I take 5 14: minor ray blocked; I take 5 15: minor ray 28/hot; fam hits/restore 12; I take 5 16: minor ray 24/spooky; she heals 17: minor ray blocked; she misses 18: minor ray blocked; she misses 19: minor ray 27/spooky; fam hits/restores 14; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: fam sings slurred songs; I take 9 1: elixir blocked; I take 13 2: elixir blocked; I take 13 3: elixir heals 19; I take 9 4: elixir blocked; I take 15 5: elixir blocked; I take 7; I lose. Switch outfits. 2006-06-15 (Porktober 7) lightgreycat, level 12 P (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 84/152/26 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, ham necklace, eXtreme mittens, acid flower skills: TS, Eye, Claws/Walrus, Sympathy, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages familiar: 28-pound Spirit Hobo (with lead necklace) (boozed) HP 91/91; MP 120/192 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; acid for 5; I take 5 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 9; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 14; acid for 4; I take 5 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 3;I take 6 7: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 17; acid for 3; I take 6 8: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 9: elixir heals 19; fam hits/restores 15; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: fam sings slurred songs; acid for 5; I take 10 1: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 13; acid for 5; I take 10 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 3: elixir blocked; she scabs 4: elixir heals 18; fam hits/restores 13; I take 10 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 6: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 10 7: elixir heals 20; fam hits/restores 15; acid for 5; I take 9 8: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 9: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 10: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 11: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 12: elixir heals 20; acid for 5; I take 10 13: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 14: elixir heals 20; fam hits/restores 14; acid for 5; I take 10 15: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 16: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9; I lose. HP 91/91; MP 132/192 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: fam unstead; she misses 1: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 2: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 11; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 9; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS 32(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS 29(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: fam is unsteady; acid for 5; I take 9 1: plot hole 21+confused; fam hits/restores 16 2: TS 26(+5)(+5); she scabs 3: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 4: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 5: TS 30(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 8 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 7: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 10; acid for 3; I take 8 8: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 13; second form down! 2006-06-16 (Porktober 8) darkgreycat, level 11 P (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 74/110/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, batblade, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, 2x ring of increase damage skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 77/77; MP 85/165 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 24(+3)(+5); she heals 2: TS blocked; she heals 3: TS blocked; she heals 4: TS 26(+7)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 5: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 4 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 7: LTS 29(+5)(+5); she misses 8: TS 25(+6)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she steals 10 MP 9: TS 30(+7)(+5); fam head-bites; acid for 3; I take 4 10: TS crit-hit 30(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 11: TS blocked; she heals 12: TS 23(+7)(+5); acid for 4; I take 4 13: TS 29(+7)(+5); fam head-bites; she heals 14: TS 28(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 4 15: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 16: TS crit-hit 23(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 8 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; she scabs 2: plot hole 25 + confused & plot hole 25 + confused; fam heals 17/17 3: TS 26(+3)(+5); she misses 4: TS 29(+5)(+5); she scabs 5: TS 31(+5)(+5); she misses 6: TS 28(+4)(+5); fam steals 57 meat; she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 9: TS 31(+4)(+5); fam steals 35 meat; acid for 3; I take 4 10: TS 22(+6)(+5); second form down! 2006-06-17 (Boozember 1) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 84/89/111 equipment: star hat, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, amulet of plot, 2x stuffed shoulder parrot skills: TS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 87/87; MP 110/159 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 24(+4)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 3 3: TS 27(+7)(+6)(+5); I take 14 4: TS 20(+6)(+6)(+5); I take 3 5: TS blocked; I take 13 6: TS blocked; I take 9 7: elixir heals 19; fam heals 17/17; I take 14 8: TS 26(+6)(+6)(+5); I take 11 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS blocked; I take 4 12: elixir heals 19; fam does 12; she misses 13: TS 26(+6)(+6)(+5); fam gains a pound; first form down! 11-pound NPZR Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 15 1: plot hole 22+confused 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: elixir blocked; I take 10 4: elixir heals 20; I take 11 5: elixir heals 18; fam heals 14/14; I take 11 6: TS 24(+3)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 15 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS crit-hit 24(+7)(+6)(+5); fam steals 42 meat; she misses 10: TS blocked; I take 13 11: elixir blocked; she misses 12: elixir blocked; I take 14 13: elixir blocked; I take 13 14: elixir heals 18; I take 6 15: elixir heals 18; fam head-bites; she bulges 16: TS blocked; I take 3 17: elixir blocked; I take 7 18: elixir heals 19; fam stuns+toast 19: TS crit-hit 34(+4)(+6)(+5); I take 9 20: TS 29(+6)(+6)(+5); she steals 13 MP 21: TS 31(+4)(+6)(+5); second form down! 2006-06-21 (Boozember 5) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 79/109/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, Smurf of Smurf, spiked femur, furry pants, acid flower, 2x ring of increase damage skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 82/82; MP 92/163 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 5 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 2: TS crit-hit 31(+12)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 3: TS 27(+19)(+6)(+5); she heals 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 5: TS 24(+12)(+6)(+5); fam steals 40 meat; she misses 6: TS 33(+11)(+6)(+5); she heals 7: TS 28(+17)(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 8 1: TS crit-hit 23(+13)(+6)(+5); fam stuns + toast 2: TS blocked; she scabs 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 4: TS 32(+11)(+6)(+5); acid for 4; I take 8 5: TS crit-hit 32(+20)(+6)(+5); fam does 13; acid for 3; I take 8 6: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 7: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; acid for 3; I take 6 8: TS 24(+19)(+6)(+5); fam does 13; second form down! 2006-06-22 (Boozember 6) lightgreycat, level 11 P (Ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 79/125/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 82/82; MP 78/187 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 5 1: TS 25(+5)(+5); fam steals 32 meat; acid for 5; I take 5 2: TS 26(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 3: TS crit-hit 31(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 4; I take 5 4: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 5: TS 29(+5)(+5); fam does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 9 1: TS 27(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 9 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 15 3: elixir heals 18; acid for 3; I take 9 4: TS 26(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 15 5: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 6: elixir blocked; she steals 17 MP 7: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 8: elixir blocked; she steals 18 MP 9: elixir heals 20; acid for 4; I take 9 10: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 11: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 13 12: elixir blocked; she scabs 13: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 14: elixir heals 20; fam heals 15/15; acid for 3; I take 11 15: elixir heals 20; fam steals 27 meat; acid for 5; I take 9 16: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 3 17: elixir heals 19; fam heals 15/15; acid for 4; I take 9 18: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 19: TS 24(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 9 20: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 21: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 11 22: elixir heals 19; acid for 5; I take 3 23: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 24: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; acid for 5; I take 15 25: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 26: elixir heals 18; fam steals 41 meat; acid for 5; I take 6 27: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 28: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 29: elixir heals 20; fam heals 15/15; acid for 5; I take 9 30: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 8; second form down! 2006-06-26 (Dougtember 2) lightgreycat, level 11 S (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 94/125/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, ham necklace, acid flower, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Stream of Sauce, Saucestorm, Salve familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 97/97; MP 110/187 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 5 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 2: TS 36(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 3: TS crit-hit 37(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 4: TS 37(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 7: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam steals 49 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 9 1: plot hole 20; fam stuns + toast 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 5: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam steals 44 meat; she misses 6: elixir blocked; she misses 7: elixir heals 19; fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 5 8: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 6 9: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 10: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; acid for 5; I take 6 11: TS crit-hit 35(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-06-28 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore teet) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 115/72/23 equipment: wolf mask, titanium umbrella, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, disembodied smile skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy familiar: 15-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 177/177; MP 50/72 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS 52(+7)(+2)(+5); I take 9 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: plot hole 24+confused 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 58(+4)(+2)(+5); I take 9 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 57(+4)(+2)(+5); fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole 22+confused; fam heals 20/20 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: TS 55(+6)(+2)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 9 4: TS blocked; I take 9 5: TS blocked; I take 9 6: TS blocked; I take 9 7: TS 57(+4)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 8: TS blocked; I take 9 9: TS 58(+4)(+2)(+5); second form down! 2006-06-29 (Dougtember 5) lightgreycat, level 11 P (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 78/126/24 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Minor Ray, Bandages familiar: 14-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 81/81; MP 72/189 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 31(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 2: TS 31(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 3: TS 29(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 4: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam heals 20/20; she misses 5: TS 23(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 9 1: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam steals 51 meat; acid for 3; I take 10 2: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; acid for 3; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 6: TS 27(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 7 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 9: elixir heals 20; acid for 3; I take 7 10: TS 22(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she steals 14 MP 11: TS blocked; acid for 2; I take 5 12: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 13: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 14: TS blocked; she scabs 15: elixir heals 19; fam heals 18/18; she misses 16: TS 26(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 17: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam heals 20/20; second form down! 2006-06-30 (Dougtember 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 90/127/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 93/93; MP 84/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 5 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; she heals 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 4: TS crit-hit 29(+4)(+5); fam does 10; she heals 5: TS crit-hit 27(+6)(+5); fam does 9; acid for 4; I take 5 6: TS crit-hit 35(+7)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 7: TS 28(+6)(+5); fam does 9; she misses 8: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 9: TS crit-hit 36(+3)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 10: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 11: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 5 12: attack misses; fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 8 1: plot hole 22 & plot hole blocked; fam head-bites; acid for 4; I take 5 2: TS 30(+5)(+5); she misses 3: attack misses; fam head-bites; she bulges 4: TS crit-hit 34(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 7 5: TS 28(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 7 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 7: plot hole blocked & plot hole 20+confused 8: plot hole 22+confused & plot hole 20+confused; second form down! 2006-07-02 (Dougtember 8) lightgreycat, level 11 AT (Marmot) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 79/83/33 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 82/82; MP 64/83 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 7 1: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she heals 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 3: TS 24(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 6: TS 29(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 7 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS crit-hit 29(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; acid for 5; I take 6 9: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 12: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 13: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 14: TS 31(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam steals 49 meat; acid for 4; I take 6 2: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 15 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: elixir heals 19; acid for 4; I take 7 5: elixir heals 20; acid for 4; I take 9 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 10 8: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; acid for 4; I take 9 9: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 3 10: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 11: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; acid for 3; I take 9 12: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 13: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 14: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I Take 8 15: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 16: elixir heals 19; acid for 5; I take 9 17: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 18: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; acid for 4; I take 6 19: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 20: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 21: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 22: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 23: elixir heals 19; she scabs 24: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 25: elixir heals 19; fam steals 38 meat; she misses 26: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 27: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 28: TS blocked; she scabs 29: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam does 9; acid for 4; I take 6 30: elixir heals 19; she misses 31: TS 33(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 32: TS 29(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-07-03 (Jalrsuary 1) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 90/81/33 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, amulet of plot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 93/93; MP 79/116 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS crit-hit 32(+6)(+5); I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 27(+5)(+5); I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS crit-hit 32(+6)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; I take 6 9: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; she heals 12: TS blocked; she misses 13: TS blocked; I take 5 14: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 20; I take 6 15: TS blocked; she misses 16: TS 36(+5)(+5); I take 6 17: TS 34(+4)(+5); she steals 13 MP 18: TS blocked; I take 6 19: TS blocked; I take 5 20: TS 27(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 23+confused; fam does 10 2: TS crit-hit 29(+7)(+5); she scabs 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: elixir heals 19 & elixir blocked; I take 8 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: torpedo blocked & torpedo blocked; I take 7 7: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; I take 7 8: TS blocked; I take 8 9: TS blocked; I take 8 10: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; she misses 11: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; I take 7 12: TS 31(+3)(+5); she steals 10 MP 13: TS 26(+3)(+5); I take 8 14: TS 26(+4)(+5); I take 8 15: TS 36(+7)(+5); fam does 10; second form down! 2006-07-04 (Jarlsuary 2) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore teet) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 91/107/25 equipment: wolf mask, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, amulet of plot skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 87/94; MP 173/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 30(+4)(+5); I take 6 2: TS 31(+3)(+5); I take 6 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS crit-hit 36(+6)(+5); I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; she shimmers; she heals 10: TS blocked; I take 5 11: TS blocked; I take 5 12: TS crit-hit 27(+6)(+5); I take 5 13: LTS blocked; I take 5 14: LTS blocked; I take 6 15: elixir heals 20; fam does 12; I take 5 16: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 17: TS 28(+7)(+5); she misses 18: TS 27(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: elixir blocked; I take 9 2: elixir blocked; I take 9 3: elixir blocked; I take 9 4: elixir heals 18; I take 10 5: elixir heals 18; I take 10 6: elixir blocked; I take 10 7: elixir blocked; I take 9 8: elixir blocked; she scabs 9: elixir blocked; I take 9 10: elixir heals 20; I take 9 11: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; I take 7 12: elixir blocked; she misses 13: elixir heals 19; I take 8 14: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 15: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam steals 51 meat; I take 8 16: elixir blocked; I take 7 17: elixir heals 20; she misses 18: TS 27(+4)(+5); fam heals 18/18; I take 8 19: TS blocked; I take 7 20: TS blocked; I take 7 21: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 22: TS blocked; I take 8 23: elixir heals 19; I take 8 24: TS crit-hit 35(+6)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 8 25: TS blocked; I take 7 26: TS blocked; I take 8 27: TS 27(+6)(+5); fam heals 18/18; second form down! 2007-07-06 (Jarlsuary 4) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 89/92/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 85/92; MP 62/92 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS crit-hit 36(+5)(+5); fam steals 42 meat; acid for 5; I take 5 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 6: TS 36(+7)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 5 7: TS 30(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 5 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 9: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 18; she heals 10: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 11: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 12: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 13: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 14: TS 28(+6)(+5); fam stuns + toast 15: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 9 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 24+confused; fam head-bites 2: TS 33(+3)(+5); fam steals 60 meat; acid for 4; I take 5 3: TS 29(+7)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 4: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 20; fam heals 15/15; she misses 5: TS crit-hit 28(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges; acid for 4; I take 8 6: plot hole 23+confused & plot hole blocked 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 27(+5)(+5); second form down! 2007-07-08 (Jarlsuary 6) lightgreycat, level 11 P (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 82/124/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Bandages, Spirit of Ravioli familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 98/107; MP 118/186 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 6 1: TS 33(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS 39(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam steals 54 meat; acid for 4; I take 6 4: TS 32(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 10 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 2: elixir heals 20; acid for 3; I take 10 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 4: TS 36(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 9 5: elixir blocked; she scabs 6: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 7: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 8: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 9: elixir heals 18; acid for 4; I take 9 10: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 11: elixir hals 18; fam does 12; acid for 5; I take 10 12: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 13: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 14: elixir heals 19; fam heals 17/17; acid for 5; I take 9 15: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 16: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; acid for 3; I take 6 17: TS blocked; she scabs 18: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 7 19: elixir heals 18; fam does 10; she misses 20: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 21: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 22: TS crit-hit 36(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 7 23: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 24: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 25: elixir heals 20; fam heals 17/17; acid for 5; I take 7 26: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 27: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 28: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 29: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; she misses 30: attack 19(+5)(+5); second form down! 2007-07-10 (Jarlsuary 8) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 78/124/24 equipment: wolf mask, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Salve familiar: 13-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 81/81; MP 107/186 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 26(+4)(+6)(+5); fam steals 63 meat; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS 32(+5)(+6)(+5); fam stuns + toast 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 24(+5)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 5 7: TS blocked; I take 5 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: salve blocked; she heals 10: salve heals 13; fam head-bites; she shimmers 11: TS 27(+5)(+6)(+5); I take 5 12: TS blocked; I take 5 13: TS crit-hit 32(+5)(+6)(+5); fam does 10; I take 5 14: salve blocked; I take 5 15: elixir blocked; I take 5 16: elixir blocked; I take 5 17: elixir heals 18; fam steals 60 meat; she heals 18: elixir blocked; I take 5 19: elixir blocked; she steals 13 MP 20: elixir blocked; I take 5 21: salve heals 14; I take 5 22: elixir blocked; I take 5 23: elixir blocked; I take 5 24: salve heals 11; she heals 25: TS blocked; I take 5 26: TS 31(+7)(+6)(+5); I take 5 27: salve heals 12; she misses 28: salve heals 15; I take 5 29: TS 25(+6)(+6)(+5); fam heals 18/18; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS 27(+7)(+6)(+5); I take 9 2: TS 31(+6)(+6)(+5); fam steals 55 meat; I take 9 3: plot hole 22; fam does 10; I take 6 4: TS 31(+6)(+6)(+5); I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 22(+5)(+6)(+5); I take 6 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS 27(+6)(+6)(+5); fam does 12; second form down! 2007-07-10 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 85/124/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, bacon bracelet, acid flower skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 110/110; MP 99/186 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 37(+6)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS 33(+7)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 4; I take 6 6: TS 33(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 9: TS 39(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 8 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 2: plot hole 21 & plot hole blocked; she steals 13 MP 3: TS crit-hit 37(+5)(+5); fam steals 36 meat; acid for 4; I take 7 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 5: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 6: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 7: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 8: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 9: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 10: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 11: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam heals 17/17; acid for 3; I take 7 12: TS crit-hit 41(+3)(+5); acid for 5; I take 7 13: TS 33(+4)(+5); fam does 13; second form down! 2007-07-11 (Frankruary 1) lightgreycat, level 11 DB (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 81/84/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 105/105; MP 58/84 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 7 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS 35(+5)(+5); she misses 4: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 9: plot hole 20+confused 10: TS blocked; she shimmers 11: TS 40(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 10 1: plot hole blocked; she scabs 2: plot hole blocked; she steals 17 MP 3: plot hole 22; acid for 3; I take 9 4: elixir heals 18; fam does 12; acid for 5; I take 8 5: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 9 6: elixir heals 20; fam does 12; acid for 5; I take 8 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS 40(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 9 11: elixir heals 19; fam steals 44 meat; she steals 18 MP 12: TS 33(+5)(+5); fam steals 47 meat; acid for 3; I take 8 13: TS crit-hit 38(+5)(+5); second form down! 2007-07-13 (Frankuary 3) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 119/81/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, homoerotic frat-paddle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound barrrnacle (OH DAMN IT!) HP 218/229; MP 64/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 12 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 40(+4)(+9); acid for 5; I take 12 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 6: TS 32(+5)(+9); she steals 18 MP 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 8: TS 38(+3)(+9); acid for 5; I take 12 9: TS 48(+4)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS 32(+6)(+9); acid for 5; I take 12 2: plot hole 24+confused & plot hole 24 3: TS 34(+5)(+9); acid for 3; I take 12 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 36(+3)(+9); she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 7: TS 38(+4)(+9); she steals 13 MP 8: TS 38(+5)(+9); second form down! 2007-07-16 (Frankuary 6) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 89/126/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 115/115, MP 94/189 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 43(+6)(+5); fam heals 17/17; she misses 2: TS blocked; she heals 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 5: TS blocked; she heals 6: TS 40(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 7: TS 41(+6)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 9: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 10: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 11: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 12: TS blocked; she misses 13: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 14: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 15: TS 37(+4)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 10 MP 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 21; fam does 13; acid for 3; I take 6 2: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 3: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 4: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam head-bites; she misses 5: TS 41(+5)(+5); fam steals 56 meat; she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 8: elixir heals 19 & elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 9: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 10: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 11: TS 34(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2006-07-16 (Frankuary 6) lightgreycat, level 11 TT (Mongoose) buffed stats: 113/92/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Ravioli, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 218/218; MP 80/92 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 11 1: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam does 13; acid for 4; I take 11 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 11 5: TS 40(+5)(+5); she heals 6: TS 38(+5)(+5); she heals 7: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 11 8: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 11 9: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 10: TS crit-hit 56(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 11 11: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 11 1: plot hole 24+confused & plot hole 22 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 11 5: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 6: TS crit-hit 44(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 11 9: TS 38(+5)(+5); she misses 10: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast; second form down! 2007-07-18 (Frankuary 8) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore teet) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 82/107/23 equipment: wolf mask, vorpal blade, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, amulet of plot skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages familiar: 10-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 85/85; MP 190/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 27(+4)(+5); I take 5 2: TS crit-hit 25(+6)(+5); fam steals 48 meat; I take 5 3: TS 32(+3)(+5); I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS 32(+4)(+5); she misses 8: TS 28(+6)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 5 9: TS blocked; I take 5 10: TS 29(+4)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP 1: TS blocked; I take 9 2: TS blocked; I take 10 3: plot hole blocked; I take 9 4: elixir heals 20; she scabs 5: TS crit-hit 33(+6)(+5); fam steals 47 meat; I take 9 6: elixir blocked; I take 9 7: elixir heals 18; fam heals 14/14; she scabs 8: TS 28(+6)(+5); I take 9 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 27(+6)(+5); fam steals 48 meat; she scabs 11: TS 33(+6)(+5); fam steals 41 meat; I take 13 12: elixir blocked; I take 9 13: elixir heals 19; I take 10 14: elixir blocked; she scabs 15: elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; I take 7 16: TS blocked; I take 7 17: elixir heals 19; I take 8 18: TS crit-hit 30(+7)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 19: attack misses; I take 5 20: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 5 21: attack misses; fam stuns + toast 22: attack misses; fam stuns + toast 23: attack 23(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 5 24: TS blocked; I take 5 25: TS blocked; I take 5 26: elixir heals 18; fam does 12; I take 5 27: TS 28(+6)(+5); fam steals 57 meat; she steals 18 MP 28: TS blocked; she misses 29: TS blocked; she scabs 30: TS crit-hit 33(+7)(+5); I take 5 31: TS 26(+3)(+5); second form down! 2007-07-19 (Starch 1) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 90/81/33 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 117/117; MP 69/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 6 1: TS crit-hit 38(+7)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; acid for 5; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 43(+4)(+5); fam steals 56 meat; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS crit-hit 36(+4)(+5); fam stuns + toast 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS blocked; she heals 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 37(+4)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 3; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 9: TS 41(+3)(+5); fam does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 8 1: TS 44(+6)(+5); acid for 5; I take 9 2: plot hole blocked & plot hole 22+confused 3: TS blocked; she scabs 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 5: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: TS 43(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; acid for 4; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 9: TS crit-hit 35(+4)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 10: TS 44(+4)(+5); second form down! 2006-07-25 (Starch 7) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore boozetafarian) (Blender) buffed stats: 89/86/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, dirty hobo gloves, golde frontes skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped, Electric Boogaloo familiar: 9-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 92/92; MP 47/86 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 14 MP 1: TS 35(+7)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 6 2: TS 35(+3)(+2)(+6)(+5); I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS blocked; she heals 9: TS 26(+4)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 7; I take 5 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: elixir heals 19; fam does 9; she misses 12: TS 26(+6)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 10; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 5 14: elixir blocked; I take 6 15: elixir blocked; she heals 16: elixir blocked; I take 5 17: elixir blocked; I take 5 18: elixir blocked; she misses 19: elixir blocked; I take 5 20: elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; she misses 21: elixir heals 20; fam steals 30 meat; she misses 22: TS blocked; I take 5 23: TS 36(+5)(+2)(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: boogaloo blocked; I take 9 2: boogaloo 10; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 26(+5)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 10; I take 6 5: red pixel potion blocked; I take 6 6: elixir blocked; I take 6 7: elixir heals 19; she scabs 8: elixir heals 19; I take 6 9: TS 26(+4)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam steals 41 meat; she scabs 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS 20(+5)(+2)(+6)(+5); I take 7 13: TS blocked; I take 7 14: elixir heals 20; fam steals 37 meat; I take 6 15: TS crit-hit 30(+6)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam heals 12/12; she scabs 16: TS 26(+6)(+2)(+6)(+5); I take 7 17: TS 28(+5)(+2)(+6)(+5); I take 7 18: TS blocked; I take 6 19: TS blocked; I take 7 20: TS blocked; I take 7 21: TS 24(+5)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 7; I take 6 22: elixir heals 18; I take 6 23: TS 27(+6)(+2)(+6)(+5); second form down! 2006-07-25 (Starch 7) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/127/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 102/102; MP 111/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 6: TS 36(+5)(+6)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS 36(+6)(+6)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 5; I take 6 9: TS crit-hit 29(+4)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 8 1: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 2: plot hole 24 & plot hole blocked; fam does 12; she misses 3: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 4: TS crit-hit 36(+4)(+6)(+5); fam does 10; acid for 4; I take 7 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 6: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; acid for 5; I take 6 7: TS 31(+3)(+6)(+5); fam does 12; she scabs 8: TS 36(+6)(+6)(+5); fam stuns + toast 9: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6; second form down! 2006-07-29 (April 3) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 120/82/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Hide/Walrus, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 230/230; MP 75/82 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 12 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 7: TS crit-hit 76(+7)(+6)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 8: TS 52(+3)(+6)(+5); acid for 5; I take 12 9: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 10: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 11: TS 64(+5)(+6)(+5); fam steals 53 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 12 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 2: 20+confused & plot hole blocked 3: TS 44(+5)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; acid for 4; I take 12 4: TS 54(+5)(+6)(+5); acid for 4; I take 12 5: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 60(+7)(+6)(+5); fam heals 17/17; second form down! 2006-07-29 (April 3) lightgreycat, level 11 TT (Ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 116/81/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, talons, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin/Leatherback, Sympathy, Tao, Ravioli, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 204/204; MP 51/74 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 12 1: TS 40(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 12 2: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 3: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; acid for 4; I take 12 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 5: TS 36(+5)(+5); she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 8: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 9: TS crit-hit 48(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 12 1: plot hole 20 & plot hole blocked; she scabs 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 3: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 12 4: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 12 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 6: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 7: elixir blocked & elixir heals 18; acid for 3; I take 12 8: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 19; fam stuns + toast 9: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 12 10: TS 42(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she scabs 11: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 12: TS 38(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-07-30 (April 4) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 117/72/68 equipment: mohawk wig, titanium umbrella, Smurf of Smurf, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, disembodied smile skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy familiar: 10-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 180/180; MP 61/72 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 10 1: TS 57(+4)(+2); fam steals 43 meat; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 10 3: TS 65(+6)(+2); I take 12 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 58(+5)(+2); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 1: TS 56(+3)(+2); I take 16 2: plot hole 25; I take 13 3: TS 64(+6)(+2); I take 11 4: TS 57(+7)(+2); second form down! 2006-07-31 (April 5) lightgreycat, level 11 P (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=1) buffed stats: 83/124/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, acid flower skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Ravioli, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 99/108; MP 85/186 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 36(+5)(+5); she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 6: TS 41(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 4; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 8: TS 40(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 9: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 6 1: plot hole 21+confused & plot hole blocked 2: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam does 13; she scabs 3: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 5: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam does 10; she misses 6: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 8: TS crit-hit 34(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-02 (April 7) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/140/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 9-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 102/102; MP 141/210 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 2: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 3: TS crit-hit 29(+5)(+5)(+5); she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 29(+3)(+5)(+5); fam heals 11/11; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS crit-hit 39(+6)(+5)(+5); I take 6 9: TS 36(+4)(+5)(+5); fam steals 38 meat; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS crit-hit 35(+4)(+5)(+5); fam steals 35 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 22+confused & plot hole blocked 2: TS 32(+4)(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 6 3: TS 34(+7)(+5)(+5); I take 7 4: TS 31(+5)(+5)(+5); I take 7 5: TS 31(+4)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-02 (April 7) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 78/124/24 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream of Sauce, Intrinsic Spiciness, Immaculate Seasoning, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 93/102; MP 105/186 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 6 1: TS 33(+5)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS 36(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 6: TS 36(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 9: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 10: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 20; fam does 12; acid for 5; I take 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: plot hole 25 & plot hole blocked; fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 6 2: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 38(+5)(+5); she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6; second form down! 2006-08-04 (Martinus 1) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 74/91/99 equipment: ice pick, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, giant discarded torn-up glove, ham necklace, stainless scarf, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 97/97; MP 80/91 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 38(+6)(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 5 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 10 4: TS 33(+3)(+5)(+5); fam does 6; she steals 18 MP 5: TS 32(+4)(+5)(+5); I take 14 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 13 8: TS crit-hit 31(+6)(+5)(+5); fam does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP 1: plot hole 23+confused & plot hole 21; fam steals 19 meat 2: TS 30(+4)(+5)(+5); she bulges; I take 7 3: plot hole 21 & plot hole 20+confused 4: TS blocked; she bulges 5: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 19; I take 14 6: TS 31(+4)(+5)(+5); I take 16 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 38(+4)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-05 (Martinus 2) lightgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 79/93/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 94/103; MP 86/93 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 34(+5)(+5); I take 6 2: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 39(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam steals 41 meat; she misses 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam does 13; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole 21 & plot hole 23; fam steals 43 meat; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 40(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 5: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 34(+5)(+5); I take 6 8: TS 30(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-07 (Martinus 4) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 90/81/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 108/117; MP 74/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS 44(+7)(+5); fam does 12; she heals 6: TS crit-hit 44(+4)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 7: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 8: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 9: TS crit-hit 40(+7)(+5); fam does 13; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 11: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 20; acid for 5; I take 6 12: TS 43(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 9 1: plot hole 21+confused & plot hole blocked 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 3: TS 37(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 4: TS 42(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS crit-hit 42(+3)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 6 6: plot hole blocked & plot hole 25; second form down! 2006-08-07 (Martinus 4) lightgreycat, level 11 S (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 81/121/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream of Sauce, Intrinsic Spiciness, Immaculate Seasoning, Funkslinging familiar: 15-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 105/105; MP 137/181 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS 33(+5)(+5); she heals 2: TS 37(+5)(+5); she steals 15 MP 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS 33(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam steals 39 meat; acid for 5; I take 6 11: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 12: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 13: TS 34(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 25+confused; fam head-bites 2: TS 38(+5)(+5); she misses 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 5: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; fam steals 45 meat; she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 9: TS 39(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 11: TS blocked; she misses 12: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam heals 20/20; acid for 3; I take 6 13: TS blocked; she misses 14: TS blocked; she misses 15: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6; second form down! 2006-08-08 (Martinus 5) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore teet) (Packrat) buffed stats: 88/71/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, accordion strap, big red clown nose, infernal insoles skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 123/123; MP 96/96 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 42(+3)(+5); fam does 7; she steals 13 MP 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 38(+3)(+5); fam does 9; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS 38(+4)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS 39(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked; I take 8 2: plot hole 23+confused 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 42(+6)(+5); I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: elixir blocked; I take 7 9: elixir heals 20; fam steals 46 meat; she scabs 10: elixir heals 19; fam steals 34 meat; she scabs 11: TS blocked; she scabs 12: TS 41(+4)(+5); fam stuns+toast 13: TS crit-hit 45(+4)(+5); I take 7 14: TS blocked; I take 7 15: TS 40(+6)(+5); I take 7 16: TS crit-hit 42(+7)(+5); fam heals 15/15; she misses 17: TS crit-hit 37(+3)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-09 (Martinus 6) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin Boozetafarian) (Blender) buffed stats: 79/137/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, flaming crutch, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 103/103; MP 165/205 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she heals 4: TS 37(+5)(+3)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 30(+5)(+3)(+5); I take 6 9: TS 31(+3)(+3)(+5); I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 20; fam does 13; I take 6 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 6 14: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 15: TS crit-hit 39(+6)(+3)(+5); she misses 16: TS blocked; I take 6 17: TS crit-hit 40(+5)(+3)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 8 2: plot hole 20 & plot hole 25; fam does 12; I take 6 3: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 39(+6)(+3)(+5); I take 6 5: TS 30(+5)(+3)(+5); she scabs 6: TS 36(+4)(+3)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 34(+5)(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2006-08-13 (Bill 2) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 130/84/25 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, acid flower, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 249/249; MP 42/84 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 13 1: LTS crit-hit 81(+3)(+5); fam does 10; acid for 4; I take 13 2: LTS crit-hit 87(+4)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 5; I take 13 3: LTS blocked; acid for 3; I take 13 4: LTS 84(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 10 MP 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 25; she steals 10 MP 2: LTS 88(+7)(+5); fam stuns+toast 3: LTS crit-hit 85(+4)(+5); acid for 4; I take 13 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 13 5: seltzer blocked & seltzer blocked; acid for 4; I take 13 6: seltzer blocked & seltzer restores 6; she misses 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 13 8: TS crit-hit 83(+5)(+5); fam heals 18/18; second form down! 2006-08-15 (Bill 4) lightgreycat, level 11 P (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 81/122/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, acid flower skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor/eXtreme/Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream of Sauce, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Funkslinging familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 105/105; MP 141/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP 1: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast 2: stream 34/hot; fam does 13; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 32(+5)(+5); she steals 13 MP 4: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam does 16; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 2: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 4: plot hole 21+confused & plot hole blocked; fam head-bites 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS 40(+5)(+5); she misses 9: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 12: stream blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 13: stream blocked; she misses 14: stream blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 15: stream blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 16: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 18; fam heals 20/20; she misses 17: stream 34/cold; she misses 18: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 19: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 20: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam steals 57 meat; second form down! 2006-08-15 (Bill 4) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 112/72/70 equipment: giant discarded bottlecap, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, eXtreme mittens skills: TS, LTS, Claws, Claws, Hide, Hide, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 215/215; MP 68/72 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: LTS 67(+3)(+6)(+5); fam does 7; I take 11 2: LTS blocked; she steals 11 MP 3: LTS blocked; I take 11 4: TS blocked; I take 11 5: TS 62(+5)(+6)(+5); she steals 15 MP 6: TS blocked; I take 11 7: TS 68(+3)(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: plot hole 20+confused & plot hole 24+confused 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS 56(+6)(+6)(+5); she misses 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 52(+6)(+6)(+5); she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 66(+3)(+6)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-17 (Bill 6) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 74/127/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, kickback cookbook, furry pants, stainless solitaire, bacon bracelet skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Cone/Whatever, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream/Sauce, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Funkslinging familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 88/97; MP 143/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: stream 36/cold; fam steals 49 meat; I take 5 2: stream blocked; I take 5 3: stream blocked; I take 5 4: TS 22(+5); I take 5 5: stream 36/hot; fam steals 50 meat; I take 5 6: stream 29/hot; I take 5 7: stream blocked; she misses 8: stream blocked; I take 5 9: stream 35/cold; I take 5 10: stream 31/hot; fam does 13; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 22; fam steals 49 meat; I take 5 2: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; she misses 3: elixir heals 19 & elixir blocked; fam steals 34 meat; I take 5 4: stream 32/hot; I take 5 5: stream 28/hot; fam steals 54 meat; I take 5 6: stream blocked; she steals 18 MP 7: stream blocked; I take 5 8: stream blocked; I take 5 9: elixir blocked & elixir heals 18; I take 5 10: stream 34/cold; fam steals 48 meat; I take 5 11: stream blocked; I take 5 12: stream 34/cold; fam does 12; I take 5 13: stream 31/cold; she misses 14: stream blocked; I take 5 15: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam heals 18/18; I take 5 16: stream 34/hot; fam stuns+toast; second form down! 2006-08-18 (Bill 7) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 89/91/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, acid flower, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 115/115; MP 83/91 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 3: TS 37(+5)(+5); she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 5: TS crit-hit 34(+7)(+5); fam steals 47 meat; acid for 3; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 7: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS 35(+4)(+5); she misses 10: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 11: TS 42(+4)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 9 1: plot hole 24+confused & plot hole blocked; fam does 12 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 35(+5)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 6: TS 34(+3)(+5); acid for 3; I take 7 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 8: TS 38(+6)(+5); fam steals 57 meat; second form down! 2006-08-19 (Bill 8) lightgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 75/81/33 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, stainless solitaire, acid flower, eXtreme mittens skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Cone/Whatever, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream of Sauce, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 89/98; MP 42/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 5 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 5 3: TS blocked; she heals 4: TS 32(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 6: TS 30(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 5 7: TS crit-hit 31(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 5 8: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 9: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast 10: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 11: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 12: TS blocked; she misses 13: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 14: TS 29(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast; first form down! Fam gains a pound; 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 7 1: plot hole 25 & plot hole blocked; fam head-bites; she misses 2: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; fam heals 17/17; acid for 5; I take 5 3: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam does 10; acid for 3; I take 5 4: TS blocked; she scabs 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 6: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam steals 58 meat; acid for 5; I take 5 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 8: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 9: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam steals 48 meat; acid for 3; I take 6; second form down! 2006-08-21 (Bor 2) lightgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 78/82/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Cone, Ravioli, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 93/102; MP 62/82 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam steals 38 meat; I take 6 2: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam steals 44 meat; she heals 3: TS 30(+5)(+5); fam does 9; she heals 4: TS 29(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam does 12; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 33(+5)(+5); fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 6 2: plot hole 25 & plot hole blocked; fam head-bites; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 37(+5)(+5); I take 6 5: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; I take 6 6: TS 32(+5)(+5); she misses 7: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam heals 18/18; I take 6 8: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam does 10; she misses 9: TS 34(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-21 (Bor 2) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 88/87/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, lucky rabbit's foot skills: TS, LTS, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 114/114; MP 79/87 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 37(+5)(+5)(+5); fam does 13; I take 6 2: TS 39(+6)(+5)(+5); fam does 12; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 34(+6)(+5)(+5); I take 6 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 35(+3)(+5)(+5); fam steals 65 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; she scabs 2: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; she steals 16 MP 3: plot hole 25 & plot hole blocked; fam heals 17/17; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 41(+4)(+5)(+5); she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS 33(+4)(+5)(+5); she steals 11 MP 10: TS 40(+5)(+5)(+5); I take 6 11: TS blocked; she scabs 12: TS crit-hit 41(+4)(+5)(+5); she scabs 13: TS blocked; I take 6 14: TS blocked; I take 7 15: TS blocked; I take 7 16: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; I take 7 17: TS blocked; I take 7 18: TS 39(+4)(+5)(+5); fam steals 36 meat; she steals 10 MP 19: TS blocked; I take 7 20: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 18; fam does 13; I take 7 21: TS blocked; she scabs 22: TS 41(+6)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-22 (Bor 3) greycat, level 11 DB (HC no-path) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/72/98 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, giant discarded torn-up glove, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, big red clown nose skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Overdeveloped familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 85/85; MP 69/102 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 3 2: TS blocked; I take 13 3: TS 34(+5)(+5)(+6); I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 10 5: TS crit-hit 34(+4)(+5)(+6); I take 8 6: elixir heals 19; I take 14 7: elixir blocked; I take 15 8: elixir heals 19; I take 13 9: TS blocked; she heals 10: TS 31(+5)(+5)(+6); fam heals 11/11; I take 13 11: elixir heals 19; she misses 12: TS blocked; I take 10 13: TS blocked; I take 12 14: TS blocked; I take 3 15: TS 25(+7)(+5)(+6); fam heals 14/14; she misses 16: elixir heals 19; fam steals 33 meat; she misses 17: TS 24(+5)(+5)(+6); fam heals 12/12; I take 12 18: TS 34(+7)(+5)(+6); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 1: plot hole 20+confused 2: TS blocked; I take 3 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 32(+5)(+5)(+6); fam does 9; I take 4 6: elixir blocked; I take 5 7: elixir heals 18; fam heals 14/14; I take 14 8: TS 28(+4)(+5)(+6); I take 8 9: TS blocked; I take 4 10: elixir blocked; I take 7 11: elixir blocked; she misses 12: elixir heals 19; fam heals 14/14; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 8 14: TS blocked; I take 8 15: TS 33(+6)(+5)(+6); fam stuns+toast 16: TS 34(+6)(+5)(+6); second form down! 2006-08-24 (Bor 5) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 89/129/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 115/115; MP 124/198 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS crit-hit 42(+7)(+5); fam does 9; I take 6 4: TS 42(+6)(+5); fam steals 39 meat; I take 6 5: TS crit-hit 38(+7)(+5); I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS crit-hit 36(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 24; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 44(+4)(+5); she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 35(+4)(+5); she steals 15 MP 5: TS 42(+4)(+5); I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; fam steals 56 meat; I take 6 12: TS crit-hit 41(+4)(+5); second form down! 2006-08-26 (Bor 7) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 109/89/76 equipment: giant discarded bottlecap, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, knob goblin elite pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: TS, LTS, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Skin/Leatherback, Sympathy, Bandages, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 210/210; MP 82/89 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS crit-hit 72(+4)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 62(+5)(+5); fam steals 33 meat; I take 11 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS 56(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 25+confused 2: TS crit-hit 68(+4)(+5); I take 11 3: TS 62(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 11 4: TS 50(+6)(+5); fam heals 12/12; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-08-27 (Bor 8) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 85/110/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, eXtreme mittens skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Minor Ray, Bandages, Overdeveloped familiar: 10-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 88/88; MP 93/165 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS 35(+4)(+6)(+5); fam does 12; I take 5 3: TS 30(+6)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 28(+6)(+6)(+5); I take 5 6: TS 27(+6)(+6)(+5); she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 5 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS blocked; I take 5 10: elixir heals 19; I take 5 11: TS 34(+4)(+6)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked; I take 8 2: plot hole 24; she misses 3: TS 34(+3)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: elixir blocked; she scabs 6: elixir blocked; she misses 7: elixir blocked; I take 5 8: elixir blocked; she misses 9: elixir blocked; I take 5 10: elixir heals 19; I take 5 11: TS blocked; I take 5 12: TS 32(+7)(+6)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 5 13: TS 29(+5)(+6)(+5); fam stuns+toast 14: TS 28(+4)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges; I take 7 15: TS 32(+6)(+6)(+5); fam does 10; second form down! 2006-08-30 (Petember 3) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 116/82/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, amulet of plot skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 223/223; MP 62/112 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS 54(+6)(+5)(+5); fam heals 12/12; she misses 3: TS 48(+4)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS crit-hit 78(+6)(+5)(+5); fam does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: plot hole 25+confused & plot hole 22 2: TS crit-hit 77(+6)(+5)(+5); she misses 3: TS crit-hit 73(+6)(+5)(+5); fam does 7; second form down! 2006-08-31 (Petember 4) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 115/81/25 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, titanium umbrella, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, dirty hobo gloves skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Skin/Leatherback, Sympathy, Bandages, Overdeveloped familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 177/177; MP 81/81 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS 62(+5)(+2)(+5); I take 9 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: TS 42(+4)(+2)(+5); I take 9 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 64(+4)(+2)(+5); fam steals 22 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole 23+confused 2: TS blocked; she scabs 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 36(+4)(+2)(+5); I take 9 5: TS 52(+6)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 9 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 46(+6)(+2)(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 9 8: TS 42(+4)(+2)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-01 (Petember 5) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 88/142/70 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, stainless scarf skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream/Sauce, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 114/114; MP 66/213 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 33(+4); she misses 5: TS crit-hit 34(+5); she heals 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 36(+6); she steals 11 MP 8: TS 40(+7); she misses 9: TS crit-hit 40(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS 37(+6); fam does 9; she heals 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 6 14: TS 38(+7); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 24; fam does 7; she scabs 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 35(+7); I take 7 5: TS 40(+6); I take 6 6: TS 42(+6); she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS blocked; she scabs 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS crit-hit 33(+4); fam head-bites; I take 6 12: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam steals 28 meat; I take 6 13: TS 43(+3); I take 6 14: TS blocked; I take 6 15: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; I take 6 16: TS blocked; I take 6 17: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 18: TS 33(+3); fam does 9; second form down! 2006-09-03 (Petember 7) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 86/83/95 equipment: Snow Queen Crown, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, giant discarded torn-up glove, ham necklace, stainless carf, shoulder parrot skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream/Sauce, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 112/112; MP 72/88 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 36(+6)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 6 4: TS 33(+6)(+5)(+5); I take 6 5: TS 33(+3)(+5)(+5); fam steals 43 meat; she heals 6: TS crit-hit 42(+6)(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast 7: TS crit-hit 37(+4)(+5)(+5); I take 6 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS 33(+7)(+5)(+5); fam steals 26 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: plot hole 23+confused & plot hole 21+confused 2: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 3: TS crit-hit 38(+5)(+5)(+5); fam does 9; she steals 12 MP 4: MMJ restores 22 & MMJ restores 20; I take 7 5: TS 42(+4)(+5)(+5); fam does 7; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 7: TS 35(+5)(+5)(+5); fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-09-09 (Carlvember 5) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/115/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, sabre teeth, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, disembodied smile skills: TS, LTS, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Overdeveloped familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 81/81; MP 120/172 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS 24(+12)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 6: TS crit-hit 28(+10)(+2)(+5); she misses 7: TS 24(+9)(+2)(+5); she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS 23(+12)(+2)(+5); she misses 10: TS blocked; I take 5 11: TS 22(+8)(+2)(+5); fam stuns+toast 12: TS 26(+8)(+2)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: TS 25(+9)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 7 2: TS 24(+6)(+2)(+5); I take 7 3: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 4: TS 30(+10)(+2)(+5); I take 7 5: elixir blocked; I take 7 6: green pixel potion blocked; I take 7 7: green pixel potion blocked; I take 7 8: blue pixel potion blocked; she steals 11 MP 9: bandages heal 10; fam steals 29 meat; I take 7 10: bandages heal 12; I take 7 11: bandages blocked; I take 7 12: bandages heal 18; she misses 13: bandages blocked; I take 7 14: bandages blocked; I take 7 15: bandages blocked; she scabs 16: bandages blocked; I take 7 17: bandages heal 11; I take 7 18: bandages heal 10; fam heals 14/14; I take 7 19: TS blocked; I take 7 20: TS blocked; I take 7 21: bandages blocked; I take 7 22: bandages blocked; I take 7; I lose. ** Let's try to remember to buy some ELIXIRS this time.... :-/ HP 81/81; MP 103/172 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 24(+12)(+2)(+5); I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS 31(+6)(+2)(+5); I take 5 5: TS 31(+10)(+2)(+5); she heals 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS 26(+12)(+2)(+5); I take 5 8: TS 26(+7)(+2)(+5): I take 5 9: elixir heals 19; fam heals 14/14; I take 5 10: TS 27(+7)(+2)(+5); first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 20; fam does 7; I take 6 2: TS 26(+6)(+2)(+5); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 26(+8)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 5: TS 23(+12)(+2)(+5); I take 5 6: elixir blocked; she scabs 7: elixir heals 18; fam heals 12/12; she steals 10 MP 8: TS 24(+8)(+2)(+5); fam stuns+toast 9: TS 32(+11)(+2)(+5); fam does 10; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-09-10 (Carlvember 6) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 92/89/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, stainless shillelagh, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, acid flower skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Instrinsic, Immaculate, OVerdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 119/119; MP 76/89 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS crit-hit 44(+15)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS crit-hit 37(+15)(+5); fam heals 18/18; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 40(+10)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 6: TS crit-hit 45(+13)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 6 1: plot hole 25+confused & plot hole blocked 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 5: TS 41(+10)(+5); fam steals 56 meat; acid for 4; I take 6 6: TS 40(+13)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; she misses 7: TS crit-hit 37(+10)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-12 (Carlvember 8) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 114/82/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, stuffed shoulder parrot skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 200/219; MP 59/87 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 11 MP 1: TS 56(+7)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 2: TS 60(+3)(+5)(+5); she misses 3: TS blocked; she heals 4: TS 44(+6)(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS 54(+7)(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 22 + confused 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS blocked; I take 11 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 11 8: TS 58(+5)(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 9: TS blocked; I take 11 10: TS blocked; I take 11 11: TS blocked; I take 11 12: TS 62(+3)(+5)(+5); I take 11 13: TS blocked; I take 11 14: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; she scabs 15: TS blocked; I take 11 16: TS 56(+5)(+5)(+5); she scabs 17: TS 48(+5)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-15 (Porktober 3) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 119/81/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless scarf, ham necklace, shoulder parrot skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 229/229; MP 78/86 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS 60(+6)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 6: TS crit-hit 74(+4)(+5)(+5); fam steals 31 meat; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS 54(+5)(+5)(+5); fam stuns+toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 12 2: plot hole blocked & plot hole 25 + confused 3: TS 52(+4)(+5)(+5); I take 12 4: TS 58(+5)(+5)(+5); I take 12 5: TS 54(+5)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-16 (Porktober 4) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 115/71/70 equipment: giant bottlecap, goth shirt, oversized pizza cutter, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, dirty hobo gloves skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages, Overdeveloped familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 177/177; MP 64/71 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 58(+3)(+2)(+5); she heals 2: TS 52(+6)(+2)(+5); I take 9 3: TS 48(+6)(+2)(+5); fam does 10; I take 9 4: TS 54(+6)(+2)(+5); fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: plot hole 23 + confused 2: TS crit-hit 60(+3)(+2)(+5); fam heals 18/18; I take 9 3: TS 44(+7)(+2)(+5); I take 9 4: TS blocked; I take 9 5: TS 54(+5)(+2)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-16 (Porktober 4) lightgreycat, level 11 S (hardcore oxygenarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 74/107/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, kickback cookbook, furry pants, ladle of mystery, eXtreme mittens, disembodied smile skills: Eye, Sympathy, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Salve familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 90/97; MP 95/180 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: stream blocked; she misses 2: stream 36/hot; fam headbites; she misses 3: stream 27/hot; fam heals 14/14; she misses 4: stream 30/cold; fam head-bites; she shimmers; she misses 5: stream 31/hot; fam heals 17/17; I take 5 6: stream blocked; I take 5 7: stream blocked; I take 5 8: stream blocked; she misses 9: stream blocked; I take 5 10: stream blocked; I take 5 11: stream 35/cold; I take 5 12: stream blocked; I take 5 13: stream blocked; I take 5 14: salve heals 13; fam steals 34 meat; she steals 17 MP 15: stream 35/hot; fam steals 53 meat; I take 5 16: stream 28/hot; fam heals 15/15; I take 5 17: stream 35/cold; fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: plot hole 24 + confused; fam steals 42 meat 2: stream blocked; I take 7 3: stream 30/cold; I take 7 4: stream 32/cold; fam steals 30 meat; I take 7 5: stream blocked; I take 8 6: stream 29/cold; I take 7 7: salve heals 13; fam does 9; I take 7 8: stream blocked; I take 7 9: stream blocked; I take 7 10: red pixel potion blocked; she misses 11: blue pixel potion blocked; she misses 12: blue pixel potion blocked; I take 7 13: elixir blocked; she misses 14: elixir blocked; I take 7 15: elixir blocked; she steals 11 MP 16: elixir heals 18; I take 8 17: elixir blocked; I take 8 18: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; I take 5 19: stream blocked; I take 5 20: stream blocked; I take 5 21: salve blocked; I take 5 22: salve heals 12; fam does 10; I take 5 23: salve blocked; I take 5 24: salve heals 11; she misses 25: stream blocked; I take 5 26: salve blocked; I take 5 27: elixir blocked; she misses 28: elixir blocked; she misses 29: elixir blocked; she misses 30: elixir blocked; she misses 31: elixir blocked; I take 5 32: stream blocked; she misses 33: stream 31/hot; fam heals 15/15; I take 5 34: stream 33/hot; she misses 35: stream 34/hot; second form down! 2006-09-18 (Porktober 6) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 85/124/23 equipment: wolf mask, stainless shillelagh, flaming talons, furry pants, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound lime (no equipment) (Argh! Forgot to switch back.) HP 102/110; MP 76/186 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; she heals 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS crit-hit 41(+5)(+5); fam misses; she steals 16 MP 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS blocked; she misses 13: TS 33(+5)(+5); fam does 2; she misses 14: TS blocked; I take 6 15: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 16: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 6 17: TS 37(+5)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 18: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 19: TS crit-hit 42(+5)(+5); fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 22 & plot hole 20 + confused; fam misses 2: TS crit-hit 36(+5)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she scabs 4; TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS crit-hit 42(+5)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; she misses 11: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam misses; I take 6 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 14: TS blocked; she misses 15: MMJ blocked & MMJ restores 21; fam misses; I take 6 16: elixir heals 19 & elixir blocked; fam misses; she misses 17: TS crit-hit 35(+5)(+5); fam misses; I take 6 18: TS crit-hit 41(+5)(+5); fam misses; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: I lose. Because I had no Smurf of Smurf. Because I'm stupid. 2006-09-18 (Porktober 6) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/124/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 102/102; MP 114/186 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam steals 30 meat; she misses 3: TS 36(+5)(+5); I take 6 4: TS 29(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam heals 11/11; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS crit-hit 38(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS crit-hit 29(+5)(+5); fam does 9; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 23 + confused & plot hole 25 2: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam does 7; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she scabs 5: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam steals 40 meat; she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; she misses 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS blocked; she misses 14: TS 35(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2006-09-18 (Porktober 6) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 79/122/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 103/103; MP 101/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS crit-hit 30(+4)(+5)(+5); fam does 7; I take 6 7: TS 32(+3)(+5)(+5); I take 6 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; she heals 10: TS 40(+5)(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 6 11: TS 39(+4)(+5)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; I take 6 12: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam head-bites; she misses 13: TS 39(+5)(+5)(+5); fam steals 27 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 24 & plot hole 24; she bulges 2: plot hole 24 + confused & plot hole 25 + confused 3: TS 40(+7)(+5)(+5); she bulges; I take 6 4: TS 39(+6)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-20 (Porktober 8) lightgreycat, level 11 P (out of ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 83/122/25 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, acid flower skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 108/108; MP 84/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS 39(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 37(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS crit-hit 41(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 7: TS 39(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 2: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she scabs 4: TS 33(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; acid for 4; I take 6 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 6: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 7: plot hole blocked & plot hole 24 + confused; fam steals 46 meat 8: TS 33(+5)(+5); she steals 13 MP 9: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 11: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 12: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 13: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast; second form down! 2006-09-21 (Boozember 1) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 90/107/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, stainless shillelagh, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, shoulder parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Minor Ray, Entangling, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Overdeveloped familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 93/93; MP 82/165 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS crit-hit 31(+10)(+5); I take 5 2: TS crit-hit 27(+14)(+5); I take 5 3: TS 26(+18)(+5); fam steals 38 meat; I take 5 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 30(+13)(+5); she misses 6: TS crit-hit 36(+11)(+5); fam heals 12/12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked; she steals 10 MP 2: plot hole 23; she scabs 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 27(+12)(+5); I take 6 5: TS 30(+13)(+5); she steals 18 MP 6: TS 34(+14)(+5); I take 6 7: TS 34(+17)(+5); fam heals 15/15; she misses 8: TS 33(+13)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-23 (Boozember 3) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/91/33 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, furry pants, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf, eXtreme mittens skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango of Terror familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 102/102; MP 67/91 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS crit-hit 34(+14)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 4: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 5: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: TS 32(+12)(+5)(+5); she misses 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS 28(+16)(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 10: TS 24(+15)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 11: TS 26(+15)(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: plot hole 20 + confused & plot hole blocked 2: TS crit-hit 35(+16)(+5)(+5); fam heals 12/12; she scabs 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 26(+10)(+5)(+5); she steals 17 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; she scabs 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS 26(+15)(+5)(+5); I take 6 13: TS 30(+16)(+5)(+5); I take 6 14: TS 32(+11)(+5)(+5); I take 6 15: TS crit-hit 29(+18)(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast; second form down! 2006-09-25 (Boozember 5) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 84/141/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, chintzy noodle ring skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful Fettucini, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 109/109; MP 73/211 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 32(+17)(+5)(+5); she steals 18 MP 2: TS crit-hit 37(+18)(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 6 3: TS 34(+17)(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 4: TS 30(+13)(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 20; fam does 9; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 30(+15)(+5)(+5); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 34(+19)(+5)(+5); fam steals 43 meat; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 34(+15)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-25 (Boozember 5) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 78/127/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, spiked femur, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, glowing red eye skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages, Fearful Fettucini, Overdeveloped familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 81/81; MP 73/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 32(+12)(+6)(+5); I take 5 2: TS 25(+10)(+6)(+5); I take 5 3: TS 22(+12)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 5 4: TS 26(+10)(+6)(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 5 5: TS blocked; I take 5 6: TS crit-hit 23(+15)(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 25 + confused 2: TS 24(+20)(+6)(+5); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 24(+13)(+6)(+5); fam does 9; she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: elixir blocked; I take 7 7: elixir heals 19; she steals 16 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: elixir heals 20; fam heals 15/15; I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 7 12: TS 26(+10)(+6)(+5); I take 7 13: TS 30(+19)(+6)(+5); fam heals 14/14; second form down! 2006-09-27 (Boozember 7) (Feast of Boris) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin Boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 131/97/67 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, stainless shillelagh, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 233/252; MP 66/97 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: TS blocked; I take 13 2: TS blocked; I take 13 3: TS 84(+16); I take 13 4: TS crit-hit 89(+17); I take 13 5: TS 82(+13); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 13 2: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 13 3: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 13 4: plot hole 20 + confused & plot hole blocked 5: TS blocked; she scabs 6: TS crit-hit 84(+14); fam head-bites; I take 13 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 13 9: TS 87(+13); fam head-bites; she bulges; I take 13 10: TS 89(+13); fam head-bites; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-09-28 (Boozember 8) lightgreycat, level 11 P (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 82/126/24 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, acid flower skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 10-pound misshapen animal skeleton (with lead necklace) HP 107/107; MP 61/189 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 6 1: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam does 7(+11); she misses 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 38(+5)(+5); fam misses; she misses 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 8: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam howls; she heals 9: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam howls; acid for 4; I take 6 10: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 11: TS 40(+5)(+5); fam misses; she misses 12: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; fam does 9(+11); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: plot hole 25 + confused & plot hole blocked; fam does 12(+10) 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS crit-hit 35(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 8: TS 31(+5)(+5); fam howls; she misses 9: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam howls; acid for 3; I take 6 10: attack misses; fam does 12(+8); fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-09-28 (Boozember 8) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/127/70 equipment: snow queen crown, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages, Fearful, Salve, Overdeveloped familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 78/78; MP 71/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS crit-hit 26(+16)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 8 3: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 4: TS crit-hit 26(+23)(+5)(+5); I take 2 5: TS 22(+19)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 13 6: TS 24(+16)(+5)(+5); I take 12 7: elixir heals 18; she steals 16 MP 8: TS 23(+20)(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 21; fam steals 20 meat; I take 14 2: elixir blocked; I take 10 3: elixir heals 19; fam stuns + toast 4: TS 30(+25)(+5)(+5); she misses 5: TS 29(+15)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 9 7: elixir blocked; I take 2 8: elixir heals 20; fam stuns + toast 9: TS blocked; I take 4 10: TS 21(+12)(+5)(+5); fam does 6; she misses 11: TS blocked; I take 5 12: TS 22(+16)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-09-29 (Dougtember 1) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 111/93/70 equipment: antique helmet, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral Snapper, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 252/252; MP 71/93 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; she heals 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS 62(+4)(+5); I take 11 5: TS 60(+3)(+5); I take 11 6: TS blocked; I take 11 7: TS blocked; she heals 8: TS blocked; I take 11 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS 72(+4)(+5); I take 11 11: TS blocked; I take 11 12: TS 76(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: TS blocked; I take 11 2: TS 74(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 3: TS 71(+7)(+5); she steals 16 MP 4: TS 77(+3)(+5); fam heals 14/14; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-10-02 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 88/76/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, spiked femur, furry pants, disembodied smile, ham necklace, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Overdeveloped familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 91/91; MP 76/76 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 28(+10)(+8)(+5); fam heals 18/18; I take 5 4: TS 26(+11)(+8)(+5); I take 5 5: TS blocked; I take 5 6: TS 28(+16)(+8)(+5); I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 5 8: TS 26(+13)(+8)(+5); fam heals 17/17; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 2: plot hole blocked; I take 9 3: plot hole 24 + confused 4: TS 30(+10)(+8)(+5); I take 7 5: TS 24(+10)(+8)(+5); fam does 12; she misses 6: TS 28(+10)(+8)(+5); fam head-bites; she scabs 7: TS blocked; I take 5 8: TS 33(+15)(+8)(+5); second form down! 2006-10-03 (Dougtember 5) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 71/82/98 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, giant glove, stuffed shoulder parrot, stainless scarf skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral Snapper, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 93/93; MP 79/87 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 33(+17)(+5)(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 33(+13)(+5)(+5); I take 6 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 34(+15)(+5)(+5); fam steals 26 meat; I take 6 11: TS 31(+11)(+5)(+5); fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked & elixir heals 20; I take 8 2: TS crit-hit 27(+17)(+5)(+5); fam heals 11/11; I take 8 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 26(+13)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 7 5: TS 33(+18)(+5)(+5); I take 7 6: TS 27(+16)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-10-06 (Dougtember 8) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 81/109/68 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, 1337 tr0uZ0RZ, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, acid flower skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Overdeveloped familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 120/120; MP 123/244 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 5; I take 15 1: TS 33(+16)(+9); fam stuns + toast 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 32(+12)(+9); acid for 5; I take 7 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 13 6: salve blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 7: salve heals 15; fam steals 36 meat; she misses 8: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 9: salve heals 11; fam heals 14/14; acid for 5; I take 8 10: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 11: TS 31(+18)(+9); fam heals 12/12; she heals 12: TS 26(+23)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 12 1: plot hole blocked; acid for 3; I take 15 2: salve heals 12; acid for 4; I take 14 3: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 5 4: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 5: red pixel potion blocked; acid for 5; I take 11 6: elixir heals 20; acid for 4; I take 6 7: salve heals 15; she steals 15 MP 8: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 9: TS 28(+20)(+9); she scabs 10: TS blocked; she scabs 11: TS 26(+21)(+9); fam does 7; she steals 14 MP 12: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 13: salve blocked; acid for 3; I take 5 14: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 15: salve heals 15; fam heals 11/11; acid for 4; I take 12 16: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 15 17: salve heals 12; acid for 4; I take 12 18: salve blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 19: elixir heals 20; fam does 6; acid for 5; I take 11 20: elixir (last one) heals 18; fam does 9; acid for 5; I take 3 21: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 22: TS 31(+14)(+9); fam steals 22 meat; acid for 4; I take 9 23: TS 28(+21)(+9); fam steals 28 meat; second form down! 2006-10-06 (Dougtember 8) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Blender) buffed stats: 71/81/102 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, giant glove, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral Snapper, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 93/93; MP 114/116 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 24(+11)(+5)(+5); I take 6 4: TS 26(+14)(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 2; she steals 16 MP 5: TS 22(+14)(+5)(+5); fam steals 43 meat; I take 6 6: TS 22(+20)(+5)(+5); fam does 12; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS crit-hit 30(+10(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 3: TS 24(+16)(+5)(+5); fam does 10; I take 8 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 3; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 26(+18)(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 8: TS 24(+17)(+5)(+5); fam does 10; pumpkin does 5; she steals 15 MP 9: TS 22(+12)(+5)(+5); fam steals 29 meat; second form down! (Unknown date) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (The Marmot; MCD 0) buffed stats 74/70/62 equipment: wolf mask, goth kid t-shirt, Wand of Nagamar, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, ring of increase damage, bejeweled accordion strap combat skills: Thrust-Smack, Eye of the Stoat, Amphibian Sympathy, Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Torso Awaregness familiar: 11-pound Grue (Ronald 1/2 full; Grimace 1/4 full) (moonglasses) HP 102/102; MP 91/95 Fight 1, Form 1 Round 0: sorceress goes first; acid does 5, I take 6 Round 1: attack and miss; familiar hits for 14; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 2: Thrust-Smack for 28 (+5); fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 3: attack for 16 (+5); fam misses; acid for 5; I take 6 Round 4: attack and miss; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 5: Thrust-Smack for 26 (+5); fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 6: Thrust-Smack for 26 (+5); fam misses; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 7: attack for 24 (+5); fam does 17; first form defeated! Fight 1, Form 2 Round 0: sorceress goes first; acid does 5; I take 9 Round 1: Thrust-Smack blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 2: Thrust-Smack for 28 (+5); fam misses; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 3: plot hole for 22 + confused; fam does 19 Round 4: torpedo for 31; fam does 18; acid does 4; I take 6 Round 5: Elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 6: Elixir heals 18; fam does 18; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 7: attack for 18 (+5); fam does 14; second form defeated! (Unknown date) darkgreycat, level 11 Pastamancer (The Vole) buffed stats 85/111/23 equipment: wolf mask, Knob Goblin elite shirt, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid-squirting flower, ring of increase damage (x2) combat skills: Torso, Thrust-Smack, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat, Sympathy, Self Preservation, Spirit of Ravioli, some spells familiar: 15-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 110/110; MP 88/166 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 3; I take 6 Round 1: attack misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 2: TS blocked; she misses Round 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 5: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 6: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 7: TS for 39(+5)(+5); familiar heals 18/18; she heals Round 8: TS for 41(+5)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 Round 9: TS blocked; she misses Round 10: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 11: attack misses; fam heals 18/18; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 12: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP Round 13: TS for 35(+5)(+5); fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 14: attack for 23(+5)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 Round 15: attack misses; acid for 4; I take 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: acid for 3; I take 9 Round 1: attack misses; fam does 12; acid for 3; I take 8 Round 2: plot hole blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 Round 3: plot hole blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 5: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 6: TS for 37(+5)(+5); fam steals 59 meat; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 7: elixir heals 19; acid for 5; I take 8 Round 8: elixir heals 18; fam heals 18/18; acid for 3; I take 9 Round 9: attack misses; acid for 5; I take 9 Round 10: attack misses; fam dazes; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 11: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 12: TS for 36(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 Round 13: elixir heals 19; fam dazes; she bulges; she steals 15 MP Round 14: TS blocked; she scabs Round 15: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 Round 16: attack misses; fam heals 17/17; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 17: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 Round 18: attack fumbles for 1; fam stuns+toast Round 19: attack misses; fam steals 51 meat; she scabs Round 20: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 21: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 22: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 8 Round 23: elixir heals 19; fam does 13; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 24: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 Round 25: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 Round 26: elixir blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 27: elixir heals 20; acid for 3; I take 8 Round 28: elixir blocked; she misses Round 29: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 30: elixir blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 (1 HP left!) Round 31: elixir heals 18; fam does 15; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 32: TS for 33(+5)(+5); fam steals 52 meat; second form down! (Unknown date) lightgreycat, level 11 DB (Packrat) buffed stats: equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, tiny plastic grue (x2), acid-squirting flower skills: Torso, CLEESH, Claws of the Walrus, Overdeveloped, Disco Face Stab familiar: 9-pound grue (moonglasses, TPs) (Ronald 3/4 full; Grimace 1/2 full) HP 77/77; MP 51/70 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 4; I take 7 Round 1: attack misses; fam does 12; she heals Round 2: fumble for 3; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 6 Round 3: face stab blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 4: attack for 15(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 5: attack misses; fam does 14; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 7 Round 7: elixir blocked; she misses Round 8: face stab blocked; she steals 17 MP Round 9: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 10: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 11: attack for 13(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 12: elixir heals 18; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 13: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 5; I take 6 Round 14: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 15: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 6 Round 16: attack misses; fam does 12; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 17: attack for 16(+5)(+5); fam does 14; acid for 3; I take 7; I lose. HP 77/77; MP 63/70 Fight 2, Form 1: Round 0: acid for 5; I take 6 Round 1: attack crit-hit 19(+5)(+5); fam does 12; she steals 10 MP Round 2: face stab for 15; fam misses; she shimmers Round 3: attack crit-hit 19(+5)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 4: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses Round 5: attack misses; fam misses; she misses Round 6: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 3; I take 7 Round 7: attack misses; fam misses; acid for 4; I take 7 Round 8: plot hole for 23; fam does 13; acid for 5; I take 4 Round 9: attack misses; fam does 13; acid for 5; I take 4 Round 10: attack for 16(+5)(+5); fam misses; she steals 11 MP Round 11: attack misses; fam does 8; first down down! Fight 2, Form 2: Round 0: acid for 4; I take 14 Round 1: face stab for 18; fam does 10; she misses Round 2: elixir blocked; she steals 14 MP Round 3: elixir blocked; she misses Round 4: elixir blocked; acid for 3; I take 4 Round 5: elixir blocked; she misses Round 6: elixir heals 18; fam does 8; acid for 3; I take 4 Round 7: attack crit-hit 23(+5)(+5); fam does 14; acid for 5; I take 4 Round 8: attack for 13(+5)(+5); fam does 11; acid for 3; I take 4 Round 9: attack for 15(+5)(+5); fam misses; she misses Round 10: attack for 14(+5)(+5); fam misses; acid for 3; I take 4 Round 11: attack for 12(+5)(+5); fam misses; second form down! (Unknown date) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) stats: equip: filthy knitted dread sack, stainless steel shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, bloody clown pants, amulet of extreme plot significance, giant pinky ring skills: CLEESH, Thrust-Smack, Lunging Thrust-Smack, Hide of the Otter, Claws of the Otter, Claws of the Walrus, Eye of the Stoat, Double-Fisted Skull Smashing, Amphibian Sympathy familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 195/195; MP 104/104 Fight 1, Form 1: Round 0: she misses Round 1: Thrust-Smack blocked; I take 14 Round 2: TS for 68(+4)(+3)(+3); I take 15 Round 3: TS for 64(+4)(+3)(+3); I take 14 Round 4: TS blocked; I take 17 Round 5: TS blocked; she heals Round 6: TS crit-hit for 61(+3)(+3)(+3); fam gives 65 meat; I take 16 Round 7: TS for 61(+5)(+3)(+3); fam gives 59 meat; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: Round 0: I take 20 Round 1: TS blocked; I take 20 Round 2: LTS crit-hit for 62(+5)(+3)(+3); fam does 12; I take 19 Round 3: LTS blocked; I take 19 Round 4: LTS for 63(+5)(+3)(+3); I take 23 Round 5: elixir blocked; I take 24; I lose. HP 192/192; MP 89/104 Fight 2, Form 1: Round 0: she steals 14 MP Round 1: TS blocked; I take 16 Round 2: TS blocked; I take 15 Round 3: TS blocked; I take 16 Round 4: TS blocked; I take 15 Round 5: TS for 61(+7)(+3)(+3); I take 17 Round 6: TS for 60(+3)(+3)(+3); fam heals 17/17; I take 16 Round 7: TS blocked; I take 17 Round 8: TS blocked; she misses Round 9: TS for 68(+6)(+3)(+3); first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: Round 0: I take 24 Round 1: TS for 59(+6)(+3)(+3); fam head-bites; I take 15 Round 2: TS crit-hit for 60(+4)(+3)(+3); I take 18 Round 3: TS blocked; I take 18 Round 4: TS blocked; I take 15 Round 5: elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; she scabs Round 6: TS blocked; I take 15 Round 7: elixir heals 19; I take 16 Round 8: elixir blocked; I take 13 Round 9: elixir heals 19; fam gives 53 meat; she misses Round 10: TS blocked; I take 14 Round 11: elixir heals 20; fam does 13; I take 13 Round 12: elixir blocked; I take 14; I lose. HP 192/192; MP 83/104 Fight 3, Form 1: Round 0: I take 15 Round 1: TS crit-hit for 68(+4)(+3)(+3); fam heals 15/15; I take 17 Round 2: TS for 62(+7)(+3)(+3); I take 14 Round 3: TS blocked; I take 15 Round 4: TS for 67(+3)(+3)(+3); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: Round 0: I take 26 Round 1: TS for 68(+6)(+3)(+3); fam head-bites; she steals 10 MP Round 2: TS for 63(+5)(+3)(+3); I take 16 Round 3: TS for 65(+4)(+3)(+3); fam stuns+toast; second form down! 2006-10-08 (Jarlsuary 2) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin Boozetafarian) (Blender) buffed stats: 71/81/108 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf, infernal insoles skills: Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Snapper, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound MAS (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 93/93; MP 97/122 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS 20(+20)(+5)(+5); fam does 9(+11); she heals 3: TS 22(+10)(+5)(+5); fam misses; she misses 4: TS 26(+18)(+5)(+5); fam does 12(+11); I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS 24(+18)(+5)(+5); fam howls; fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 12-pound MAS (with plastic pumpkin bucket) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 23 + confused; fam does 11(+13) 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: elixir blocked & balm heals 14; fam howls; I take 7 5: TS 20(+13)(+5)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 3; I take 7 6: TS 20(+19)(+5)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 4; she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: balm blocked & balm blocked; I take 6 12: balm heals 14 & balm heals 13; fam does 9(+8); pumpkin does 5; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 6 14: TS blocked; I take 6 15: TS blocked; she misses 16: TS blocked; I take 7 17: TS 24(+14)(+5)(+5); fam howls; second form down! 2006-10-11 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 81/109/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, ham necklace, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 84/84; MP 125/163 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 26(+21)(+5); fam does 7; I take 5 2: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 29(+15)(+5); I take 5 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: TS blocked; I take 5 8: TS 27(+14)(+5); I take 5 9: TS blocked; I take 5 10: bandages heal 13; fam steals 29 meat; I take 5 11: TS blocked; she misses 12: TS 29(+19)(+5); she misses 13: TS 23(+25)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked; I take 8 2: plot hole blocked; she steals 18 MP 3: plot hole 21; fam stuns + toast 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: bandages heal 20; I take 5 6: TS 30(+15)(+5); she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 24(+20)(+5); fam stuns + toast 9: TS 30(+21)(+5); fam steals 35 meat; she misses 10: TS 31(+18)(+5); fam steals 31 meat; second form down! 2006-10-11 (Jarlsuary 5) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Blender) buffed stats: 70/126/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, furry pants, stainless solitaire, 2x glowing red eye skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 6-pound NPZR (argh! forgot to equip it) HP 97/97; MP 122/230 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 26(+16)(+5)(+5); fam steals 21 meat; I take 5 6: TS 26(+12)(+5)(+5); I take 5 7: TS 20(+10)(+5)(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 5 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS 22(+14)(+5)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 5 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 12: TS blocked; I take 5 13: TS blocked; I take 5 14: TS 24(+14)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 20 & plot hole blocked; fam heals 14/14; she misses 2: TS 22(+18)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 5 3: TS 22(+15)(+5)(+5); I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 28(+17)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she scabs 6: TS 22(+17)(+5)(+5); I take 5 7: TS 22(+15)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-10-12 (Jarlsuary 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/108/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 103/103; MP 108/171 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 26(+21)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 6 4: TS 20(+16)(+9)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 5: TS 26(+20)(+9)(+5); I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 24(+21)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 25 + confused & plot hole blocked; fam head-bites 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: elixir heals 19 & elixir blocked; fam does 10; pumpkin does 5; I take 6 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS blocked; she scabs 11: TS 24(+17)(+9)(+5); she misses 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 14: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; fam heals 17/17; pumpkin does 2; I take 6 15: TS blocked; I take 6 16: TS crit-hit 34(+14)(+9)(+5); fam does 12; I take 6 17: TS blocked; I take 6 18: TS 24(+18)(+9)(+5); fam does 10; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-10-14 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 112/82/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 226/226; MP 84/92 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS crit-hit 42(+13)(+9)(+5); I take 12 3: TS 26(+20)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 4; she misses 4: TS 24(+16)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 4; I take 12 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS 24(+17)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: plot hole 25 + confused & elixir heals 19 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 26(+22)(+9)(+5); fam steals 59 meat; pumpkin does 3; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS 28(+24)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 12 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: TS blocked; I take 12 11: TS 26(+13)(+9)(+5); fam steals 50 meat; pumpkin does 5; I take 12 12: TS 28(+18)(+9)(+5); fam heals 14/14; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-10-15 (Frankruary 1) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 115/84/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine swodr, furry pants, bacon bracelet, stainless scarf, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Skin, Sympathy, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 177/177; MP 83/84 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS blocked; I take 9 2: TS 30(+22)(+9)(+5); I take 9 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 28(+18)(+9)(+5); I take 9 5: TS 28(+22)(+9)(+5); I take 9 6: TS blocked; I take 9 7: TS blocked; I take 9 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS blocked; I take 9 10: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 11: TS 26(+14)(+9)(+5); fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked; she steals 13 MP 2: plot hole blocked; I take 9 3: TS crit-hit 46(+15)(+9)(+5); I take 9 4: LTS blocked; I take 9 5: LTS blocked; I take 9 6: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 7: TS crit-hit 34(+23)(+9)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 9 8: LTS blocked; I take 9 9: LTS blocked; I take 9 10: TS 26(+22)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2006-10-16 (Frankruary 2) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 114/83/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, antique spear, furry pants, stainless scarf, 2x amulet of plot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 230/230; MP 103/151 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS 20(+37)(+5); fam stuns + toast 2: LTS 33(+27)(+5); pumpkin does 5; she shimmers 3: TS 22(+30)(+5); she misses 4: TS 27(+30)(+5); fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: LTS 33(+35)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 12 2: LTS 33(+21)(+5); pumpkin does 3; she scabs 3: TS 22(+22)(+5); fam steals 55 meat; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS crit-hit 36(+23)(+5); pumpkin does 2; she bulges; I take 12 6: TS blocked; she scabs 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS blocked; she scabs 9: TS 22(+40)(+5); fam steals 40 meat; she scabs 10: TS 30(+26)(+5); fam steals 49 meat; second form down! 2006-10-17 (Frankruary 3) lightgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 109/81/71 equipment: antique helmet, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, antique greaves, 2x amulet of plot, stainless scarf skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 210/210; MP 99/141 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: TS blocked; I take 11 2: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 3: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 4: TS 30(+5); she misses 5: TS 26(+5); pumpkin does 3; she misses 6: TS 24(+5); fam stuns + toast 7: TS 26(+5); fam steals 49 meat; I take 11 8: TS blocked; she heals 9: TS crit-hit 38(+5); pumpkin does 2; I take 11 10: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 11: TS blocked; I take 11 12: TS blocked; I take 11 13: TS 24(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 11 14: TS blocked; I take 11 15: TS blocked; she misses 16: TS 26(+5); pumpkin does 3; she misses 17: TS 30(+5); fam does 10; fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: torpedo 40 & torpedo 31; pumpkin does 3; I take 11 2: TS 26(+5); pumpkin does 6; I take 11 3: TS 30(+5); fam does 13; I take 11 4: TS 28(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5; I take 11 5: TS 32(+5); second form down! 2006-10-18 (Frankruary 4) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 119/73/69 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, antique spear, 7r0uZ0RZ, ham necklace, amulet of plot, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 183/183; MP 88/108 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 52(+24); fam heals 14/14; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 10 3: TS blocked; I take 10 4: TS crit-hit 59(+28); she shimmers; I take 10 5: TS 49(+20); fam steals 34 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: TS 50(+35); fam steals 34 meat; I take 10 2: TS 52(+40); she bulges; I take 10 3: TS 50(+32); second form down! 2006-10-18 (Frankruary 4) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 113/82/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stuffed parrot, amulet of plot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 229/229; MP 80/123 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 24(+15)(+9)(+5); fan stuns + toast 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 24(+14)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 2; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS 24(+15)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 12 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS blocked; I take 12 11: TS blocked; I take 12 12: TS 22(+16)(+9)(+5); fam heals 15/15; pumpkin does 2; she misses 13: TS 26(+20)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: plot hole blocked & torpedo blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 24(+22)(+9)(+5); I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 20(+16)(+9)(+5); I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 18; I take 12 11: TS 22(+23)(+9)(+5); I take 12 12: TS blocked; I take 12 13: TS blocked; I take 12 14: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; I take 12 15: elixir heals 18 & ointment heals 9; fam head-bites; I take 12 16: TS crit-hit 30(+20)(+9)(+5); I take 12 17: ninja stars 23 & NG blocked; fam head-bites; I take 12 18: TS 24(+13)(+9)(+5); fam steals 31 meat; pumpkin does 4; second form down! 2006-10-19 (Frankruary 5) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 76/127/67 equipment: mohawk wig, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, 7r0uZ0RZ, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 99/99; MP 104/195 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 8 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 8 3: TS 28(+5); I take 8 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 38(+5); fam does 12; she misses 7: TS 31(+5); I take 8 8: TS crit-hit 32(+5); I take 7 9: TS 33(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 10: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 18; fam does 12; pumpkin does 5; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: plot hole 25 & plot hole 22; she bulges 2: plot hole blocked & torpedo 37; I take 10 3: TS blocked; I take 10 4: TS blocked; I take 9 5: TS blocked; she scabs 6: TS blocked; I take 10 7: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; I take 9 8: elixir blocked & elixir heals 18; fam heals 14/14; I take 10 9: TS 34(+5); I take 10 10: TS 33(+5); I take 10 11: TS blocked; I take 9 12: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; I take 9 13: TS blocked; she misses 14: TS 30(+5); I take 9 15: TS blocked; I take 9 16: elixir heals 18 & ointment heals 9; fam head-bites; she steals 18 MP 17: TS 35(+5); pumpkin does 3; form 2 down! 2006-10-20 (Frankruary 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/127/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, acid flower skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 108/108; MP 116/200 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 4; I take 6 1: TS 30(+17)(+9)(+5); fam does 10; acid for 4; I take 6 2: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 3: TS 32(+24)(+9)(+5); acid for 4; I take 6 4: TS 37(+12)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 18 MP 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 36(+13)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 5: TS 32(+18)(+9)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 6: TS 34(+11)(+9)(+5); fam steals 36 meat; second form down! 2006-10-21 (Frankruary 7) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 83/110/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, bacon bracelet, Ratsworth's monocle, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Double-Fisted, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 86/86; MP 126/165 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS 27(+23)(+5); I take 5 4: TS 29(+16)(+5); fam heals 12/12; she misses 5: TS 30(+17)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS crit-hit 30(+20)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: plot hole 22; fam does 9; I take 5 2: TS 32(+23)(+5); I take 5 3: TS 27(+21)(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS crit-hit 33(+14)(+5); fam does 6; second form down! 2006-10-21 (Frankruary 7) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 70/175/71 equipment: star hat, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, stainless scarf, plexiglass pinky ring, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 11-pound MAS (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 92/92; MP 124/292 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS 27(+5)(+5); fam does 9(+8); she heals 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam does 10(+8); she steals 18 MP 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam howls; I take 6 7: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam misses; she heals 8: TS crit-hit 28(+5)(+5); fam does 9(+9); she misses 9: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam does 10(+9); pumpkin does 3; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: elixir blocked & torpedo 38; fam misses; pumpkin does 4; I take 9 2: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam misses; pumpkin does 5; she steals 15 MP 3: TS crit-hit 30(+5)(+5); fam does 8(+9); pumpkin does 5; I take 9 4: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; fam does 7(+11); I take 8 5: TS blocked; I take 8 6: TS blocked; I take 8 7: TS blocked; she steals 10 MP 8: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam does 10(+10); second form down! 2006-10-22 (Frankruary 8) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 72/91/110 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Double-Fisted, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 99/99; MP 95/128 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 34(+13)(+5); fam does 13; she steals 15 MP 3: TS 36(+23)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 34(+25)(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5; she shimmers; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: 35(+22)(+5); pumpkin does 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole 20 + confused & torpedo blocked; pumpkin does 6 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS crit-hit 30(+20)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS 30(+24)(+5); pumpkin does 3; she steals 13 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS 31(+25)(+5); second form down! 2006-10-27 (Starch 5) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 74/127/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, stuffed parrot, amulet of plot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 102/102; MP 127/237 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 34(+21)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 29(+12)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 6 5: TS 31(+13)(+5); pumpkin does 3; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 34(+22)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 20; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 31(+18)(+5); pumpkin does 2; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 33(+24)(+5); fam steals 49 meat; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 3; she misses 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS 34(+24)(+5); fam heals 15/15; second form down! 2006-10-29 (Starch 7) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 71/91/98 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, stainless solitaire, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 98/98; MP 118/133 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS 36(+15)(+5); I take 6 3: TS 28(+19)(+5); fam steals 29 meat; I take 6 4: TS 36(+22)(+5); I take 6 5: TS 29(+16)(+5); fam does 10; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole 23 & elixir heals 20; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 30(+24)(+5); fam heals 15/15; pumpkin does 2; I take 5 6: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS 31(+19)(+5); she misses 11: TS crit-hit 29(+16)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 6 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 6 14: TS blocked; I take 6 15: TS 29(+15)(+5); second form down! 2006-10-29 (Starch 7) lightgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 112/97/24 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, amulet of plot, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 215/215; MP 98/127 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: TS 30(+5)(+5); she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 4: TS 26(+5)(+5); fam does 10; pumpkin does 3; she misses 5: TS 24(+5)(+5); I take 11 6: TS 24(+5)(+5); she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 11 8: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 9: TS crit-hit 38(+5)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 11 2: plot hole 20 & elixir blocked; fam head-bites; I take 11 3: TS 26(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 3; I take 11 4: TS 24(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS blocked; I take 11 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 11 9: TS blocked; she misses 10: TS blocked; she scabs 11: TS blocked; she scabs 12: TS blocked; I take 11 13: TS blocked; I take 11 14: TS 30(+5)(+5); I take 11 15: TS blocked; I take 11 16: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 20; pumpkin does 5; I take 11 17: TS crit-hit 46(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 2; she misses 18: TS blocked; I take 11 19: TS blocked; I take 11 20: TS blocked; I take 11 21: TS blocked; I take 11 22: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 19; fam does 10; I take 11 23: TS 26(+5)(+5); I take 11 24: TS 26(+5)(+5); I take 11 25: TS 30(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-10-31 (April 1) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) buffed stats: 79/88/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf, arrrgyle socks skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 109/109; MP 77/98 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 36(+17)(+5); fam does 10; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 37(+16)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 6 7: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 8: TS crit-hit 39(+21)(+5); fam steals 40 meat; I take 6 9: TS 37(+16)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: plot hole 23 & balm blocked; fam stuns + toast; pumpkin does 3 2: TS 35(+14)(+5); fam heals 15/15; pumpkin does 3; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 41(+17)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 36(+18)(+5); second form down! 2006-11-01 (April 2) lightgreycat, level 11 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 89/121/73 equipment: antique helmet, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, acid flower, stainless solitaire, eXtreme mittens skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Salve, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with pumpkin) HP 115/155; MP 62/181 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast; pumpkin does 4 2: TS 28(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 3: TS 36(+5)(+5); she steals 16 MP 4: TS 32(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 5: TS 36(+5)(+5); fam does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 7 1: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; she scabs 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 3: TS blocked; she scabs 4: TS 34(+5)(+5); fam does 12; pumpkin does 5; acid for 3; I take 8 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 8 6: TS 34(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 8 7: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 8: TS blocked; she scabs 9: TS crit-hit 39(+5)(+5); acid for 3; I take 8 10: TS 34(+5)(+5); she scabs 11: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 8 12: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 7 13: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 7 14: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 7 15: TS 44(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 4; acid for 3; I take 7 16: TS 34(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-11-07 (April 8) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore oxy) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 81/85/100 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, bacon bracelet, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 84/84; MP 99/115 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 26(+12)(+5)(+9); fam stuns + toast 2: TS 26(+17)(+5)(+9); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS crit-hit 29(+13)(+5)(+9); fam stuns + toast 5: TS 24(+15)(+5)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 20 + confused; fam steals 21 meat 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 28(+12)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; she steals 15 MP 5: TS blocked; she scabs 6: TS 24(+24)(+5)(+9); I take 5 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; she scabs 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS 32(+16)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; she bulges; I take 6 12: elixir heals 18; fam does 9; I take 6 13: TS blocked; I take 7 14: TS 26(+18)(+5)(+9); I take 7 15: TS 24(+22)(+5)(+9); second form down! 2006-11-19 (Bill 4) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore oxygenarian) (Marmot) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 85/73/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of SMurf, lupine sword, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 88/88; MP 71/78 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS 26(+23)(+9)(+5); I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 27(+17)(+9)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 5 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 34(+17)(+9)(+5); she heals 9: TS crit-hit 34(+20)(+9)(+5); fam does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: plot hole 25; I take 5 2: TS 28(+21)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 5 3: TS 26(+21)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 4: TS 24(+14)(+9)(+5); second form down! 2006-11-20 (Bill 5) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (hardcore oxygenarian) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 111/70/23 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, flaming talons, furry pants, eXtreme mittens, rubber WWBD? bracelet, stuffed parrot skills: Headbutt, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Funkslinging familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 171/171; MP 75/75 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: Kneebutt 12(+5)(+5) +23 2: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 3: Kneebutt 11(+5)(+5) +23; she steals 15 MP 4: Kneebutt blocked; she steals 18 MP 5: attack 12(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 6: attack 11(+5)(+5); fam stuns + toast 7: attack misses; I take 9 8: attack misses; fam head-bites; I take 9 9: attack misses; I take 9 10: attack 12(+5)(+5); fam steals 27 meat; I take 9 11: attack 13(+5)(+5); fam does 9; she misses 12: attack misses; fam stuns + toast 13: attack 13(+5)(+5); fam does 9; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 22 + confused 2: Kneebutt 13(+5)(+5) +24 3: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 4: Kneebutt 10(+5)(+5) +24; fam head-bites; she misses 5: Kneebutt 11(+5)(+5) +22; I take 9 6: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 7: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 8: Dyspepsi restores 14 MP & red pixel blocked; fam heals 12/12; she misses 9: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 10: Kneebutt blocked; she misses 11: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 12: Kneebutt blocked; I take 9 13: Kneebutt 13(+5)(+5) +27; fam steals 40 meat; second form down! 2006-11-22 (Bill 7) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/141/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 108/108; MP 122/222 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 39(+13)(+9)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS crit-hit 39(+23)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 6: TS 32(+23)(+9)(+5); fam does 9; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole 22 + confused & plot hole blocked; fam heals 15/15 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 38(+16)(+9)(+5); fam does 12; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 34(+18)(+9)(+5); fam steals 27 meat; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS 32(+22)(+9)(+5); fam steals 58 meat; fam gains a pound; 2nd form down! 2006-11-24 (Bor 1) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 70/82/98 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, stainless scarf, 2x stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 21-pound Scary Death Orb (no equipment) HP 97/97; MP 125/129 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 26(+12)(+5)(+9); fam misses; I take 5 3: TS 22(+23)(+5)(+9); fam misses; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS crit-hit 30(+19)(+5)(+9); fam misses; I take 6 7: TS 26(+22)(+5)(+9); fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole blocked; she steals 10 MP 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; she scabs 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 22(+12)(+5)(+9); fam misses me; she scabs 11: TS 24(+14)(+5)(+9); fam misses me; I take 7 12: TS 24(+18)(+5)(+9); fam misses; I take 7 13: TS 22(+24)(+5)(+9); fam hits me for 10; I take 7 14: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; fam misses me; I take 7 15: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 18; fam misses; I take 7 16: TS 20(+14)(+5)(+9); fam misses me; I take 7 17: TS blocked; I take 7 18: TS crit-hit 38(+14)(+5)(+9); fam misses me; second form down! 2006-11-26 (Bor 3) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 94/88/96 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot, arrrgyle socks skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 33-pound sleazy gravy fairy (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 129/129; MP 77/98 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 40(+22)(+5); pumpkin does 12; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 38(+15)(+5); I take 7 4: TS 38(+12)(+5); pumpkin does 8; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole blocked & flare gun blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 42(+21)(+5); fam does 13; I take 7 5: TS 40(+24)(+5); fam does 11; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; she scabs 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS 45(+14)(+5); fam does 9; I take 7 10: TS 40(+23)(+5); second form down! 2006-11-28 (Bor 5) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/126/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, furry pants, stuffed parrot, ham necklace, stainless solitaire skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 108/108; MP 82/204 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 36(+12)(+5)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; pumpkin does 5; I take 6 2: TS 36(+12)(+5)(+5); she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS crit-hit 33(+10)(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 2; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 34(+15)(+5)(+5); she heals 9: TS 36(+17)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 22 + confused; pumpkin does 4 2: TS 41(+19)(+5)(+5); fam does 9; I take 6 3: TS 36(+18)(+5)(+5); fam steals 37 meat; pumpkin does 4; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 5: TS 32(+20)(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 2; second form down! 2006-11-30 (Bor 7) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/124/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, ham necklace, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 103/103; MP 101/233 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 34(+22)(+9)(+5); fam does 10; pumpkin does 5; I take 6 2: TS 32(+24)(+9)(+5); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 31(+21)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 11 MP 1: plot hole 22 + confused & plot hole 24 + confused 2: TS 34(+22)(+9)(+5); fam heals 18/18; pumpkin does 5; she steals 18 MP 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS crit-hit 34(+20)(+9)(+5); fam steals 45 meat; pumpkin does 4; she misses 5: TS 32(+12)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2006-12-02 (Petember 1) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore oxygenarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 80/107/73 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, alpha-mail pants, dirty hobo gloves, ham necklace, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 83/83; MP 92/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; she steals 10 MP 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 26(+19)(+2)(+9); fam head-bites; she heals 6: TS 31(+21)(+2)(+9); fam stuns + toast 7: TS 29(+11)(+2)(+9); I take 5 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS blocked; she heals 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS blocked; she misses 12: TS 28(+17)(+2)(+9); fam does 6; I take 5 13: TS blocked; I take 5 14: TS blocked; I take 5 15: balm heals 13; she misses 16: TS blocked; I take 5 17: TS crit-hit 27(+13)(+2)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: plot hole blocked; she steals 18 MP 2: plot hole 24 + confused; fam head-bites 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS 26(+23)(+2)(+9); fam head-bites; she bulges 5: plot hole blocked; I take 6 6: TS 26(+24)(+2)(+9); she scabs 7: TS 27(+11)(+2)(+9); fam head-bites; she scabs 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS 30(+16)(+2)(+9); fam heals 11/11; she scabs 10: TS 31(+14)(+2)(+9); I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 5 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: TS 27(+18)(+2)(+9); fam steals 39 meat; fam gains pound; second form down! 2006-12-02 (Petember 1) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 121/83/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stainless scarf, bacon bracelet, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Salve, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 245/245; MP 88/88 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 13 4: TS blocked; I take 13 5: TS 72(+4)(+5)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 6: TS 58(+6)(+5)(+5); fam heals 17/17; pumpkin does 2; I take 13 7: TS crit-hit 72(+7)(+5)(+5); fam does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 16 MP 1: plot hole 25 + confused & flaregun 18; pumpkin does 3 2: TS blocked; I take 13 3: TS 60(+7)(+5)(+5); pumpkin does 3; I take 13 4: TS blocked; she scabs 5: TS 60(+5)(+5)(+5); I take 13 6: TS 50(+4)(+5)(+5); fam does 12; pumpkin does 4; I take 13 7: TS blocked; I take 13 8: TS 56(+6)(+5)(+5); second form down! 2006-12-09 (Petember 8) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 76/138/67 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, titanium umbrella, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, stuffed parrot, amulet of plot, plexi pocketwatch skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 99/99; MP 90/242 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 36(+17); fam steals 52 meat; she misses 2: TS 33(+16); fam head-bites; she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 36(+15); fam does 13; she misses 6: TS 31(+27); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole 22 + confused 2: TS 30(+13); she scabs 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 30(+22); she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 28(+26); fam steals 40 meat; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: balm heals 13; fam does 13; I take 7 11: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 12: TS 34(+25); fam stuns + toast; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2006-12-10 (Carlvember 1) lightgreycat, level 11 P (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 74/141/27 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, furry pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot, stainless solitaire skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Entangling, eXtreme Ray, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 30-pound Spirit Hobo (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 1341/34; MP 79/216 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS 44(+5); I take 7 3: TS 45(+5); fam hits/restores 9 MP; I take 7 4: TS 50(+5); I take 7 5: TS 46(+5); fam hits/restores 13 MP; pumpkin does 11; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam is unsteady; I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 48(+5); fam hits/restores 16; I take 7 4: TS 45(+5); fam hits/restores 15; pumpkin does 12; I take 7 5: TS 44(+5); she scabs 6: TS 40(+5); pumpkin does 8; second form down! 2006-12-11 (Carlvember 2) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/70/98 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, broken sword, giant glove, stuffed parrot, hobo gloves, glowing red eye skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 72/79 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 22(+19)(+7); pumpkin does 8; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 26(+27)(+7); fam heals 21/21; pumpkin does 5; she misses 4: TS 24(+20)(+7); pumpkin does 6; I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 26(+25)(+7); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 22(+27)(+7); I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS 24(+20)(+7); I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 8: TS 24(+18)(+7); pumpkin does 4; I take 7 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 24(+16)(+7); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 6; second form down! 2006-12-13 (Carlvember 4) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 108/91/71 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, antique greaves, stainless solitaire, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 219/219; MP 76/199 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: TS 62(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she heals 4: TS blocked; I take 11 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS 70(+4); fam steals 48 meat; she steals 13 MP 7: TS 58(+6); fam does 10; pumpkin does 5; I take 11 8: TS 72(+3); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: TS blocked; I take 11 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS 60(+7); I take 11 5: TS 56(+6); fam head-bites; I take 11 6: TS 58(+4); fam heals 15/15; I take 11 7: TS crit-hit 73(+5); fam steals 47 meat; second form down! 2006-12-15 (Carlvember 6) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/127/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 103/103; MP 108/307 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: LTS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS 22(+23)(+9)(+5); fam does 10; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS crit-hit 34(+14)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS 22(+12)(+9)(+5); I take 6 11: attack misses; I take 6 12: attack misses; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 3; she shimmers 13: attack 11(+17)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 2; I take 6 14: attack misses; pumpkin does 4; I take 6 15: balm heals 15 & balm blocked; fam head-bites; she misses 16: attack 14(+18)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: plot hole blocked & plot hole 23 + confused; fam head-bites 2: TS 24(+21)(+9)(+5); she misses 3: attack 13(+20)(+9)(+5); I take 6 4: attack 13(+24)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 5: attack misses; she misses 6: attack misses; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 2; she bulges 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS crit-hit 33(+12)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 2; second form down! 2006-12-17 (Carlvember 8) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/81/106 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 81/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS crit-hit 38(+18)(+9)(+5); fam heals 20/20; she heals 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 26(+13)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 8; she shimmers 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS 24(+24)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 8; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS crit-hit 34(+12)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: plot hole blocked & elixir heals 20; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 24(+20)(+9)(+5); fam steals 79 meat; I take 7 4: LTS 33(+22)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 8; I take 7 5: LTS blocked; I take 7 6: LTS 46(+15)(+9)(+5); second form down! 2006-12-19 (Porktober 2) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore oxy) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 113/82/70 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, hobo gloves, amulet of plot, stainless solitaire skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 6-pound MAS (no equipment) HP 218/218; MP 112/112 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 73(+4)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 72(+3)(+2)(+5); fam howls; she misses 4: attack misses; fam misses; she heals 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS blocked; I take 11 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 72(+6)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 9: TS blocked; I take 11 10: attack blocked; fam misses; I take 11 11: attack 38(+6)(+2)(+5); fam howls; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: LTS 72(+7)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS 70(+7)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she scabs 5: TS 68(+7)(+2)(+5); fam misses; I take 11 6: TS 77(+6)(+2)(+5); fam howls; second form down! 2006-12-19 (Porktober 2) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin teetotaler) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 111/81/71 equipment: star hat, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, antique greaves, stuffed parrot, Ratsworth's monocle, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 225/225; MP 80/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 2: TS 68(+5); fam does 12(+10); she misses 3: TS crit-hit 70(+5); fam misses; I take 12 4: TS 80(+7); fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS 76(+4); fam howls; she scabs 3: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 79(+6); fam misses; I take 12 7: TS 58(+4); fam does 9(+10); I take 12 8: TS blocked; I take 12 9: plot hole 20 & grouchy spirit blocked; fam does 12(+7); pumpkin does 5; form 2 down! 2006-12-21 (Porktober 4) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 81/137/69 equipment: mohawk wig, Grateful shirt, Smurf of Smurf, ice sickle, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, stainless scarf, stainless solitaire, giant pinky ring skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 111/111; MP 89/323 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 40(+12)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 39(+19)(+5); I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 32(+17)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 34(+13)(+5); fam heals 18/18; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS 35(+11)(+5); fam stealsd 32 meat; pumpkin does 5; I take 8 2: TS crit-hit 32(+17)(+5); fam steals 50 meat; I take 8 3: TS 34(+14)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 9 4: TS blocked; I take 8 5: TS 36(+20)(+5); I take 8 6: grouchy blocked & grouchy blcoked; she scabs 7: TS 42(+14)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2006-12-22 (Porktober 5) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 119/72/68 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll, bacon bracelet, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 229/229; MP 43/72 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS 76(+4); fam head-bites; she shimmers; she heals 2: TS blocked; she heals 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS 77(+4); I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS blocked; she heals 9: TS crit-hit 82(+4); fam heals 17/17; I take 12 10: TS 75(+5); I take 12 11: TS blocked; I take 12 12: TS crit-hit 78(+7); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: plot hole blocked; I take 12 2: plot hole 24 + confused; fam head-bites 3: TS 80(+7); fam heals 17/17; she misses 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS 79(+4); fam head-bites; she bulges; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS 77(+5); fam does 10; second form down! 2006-12-24 (Porktober 7) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 79/137/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stainless scarf, stainless solitaire, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 30-pound spooky gravy fairy (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 109/109; MP 112/323 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 32(+18)(+9)(+5); fam does 11; I take 6 3: TS 34(+22)(+9)(+5); I take 6 4: TS 32(+23)(+9)(+5); form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 33(+20)(+9)(+5); fam does 7; I take 6 3: TS crit-hit 39(+21)(+9)(+5); fam does 12; I take 6 4: TS 32(+18)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 15; form 2 down! 2006-12-25 (Porktober 8) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 93/82/100 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, torn-up glove, stainless scarf, stuff parrot, WWBD? bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 126/126; MP 123/137 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS 26(+14)(+5)(+9); pumpkin does 6; she misses 3: TS crit-hit 30(+20)(+5)(+9); I take 7 4: TS 24(+18)(+5)(+9); I take 7 5: TS 22(+18)(+5)(+9); fam steals 79 meat; pumpkin does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS crit-hit 34(+20)(+5)(+9); fam does 16; I take 7 2: TS 26(+17)(+5)(+9); fam steals 43 meat; I take 7 3: TS 28(+23)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; second form down! 2006-12-26 (Boozember 1) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 85/76/101 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shit, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, torn-up glove, clown nose, ham necklace, bacon bracelet skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Overdeveloped familiar: 11-pound hovering sombrero (with lead necklace) HP 119/119; MP 66/76 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS crit-hit 43(+12)(+5); I take 6 2: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS 35(+23)(+5); I take 6 7: TS blocked; she heals 8: TS 38(+18)(+5); she misses 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 41(+20)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked; I take 9 2: TS 40(+15)(+5); I take 8 3: TS blocked; I take 8 4: TS blocked; I take 8 5: red pixel potion heals 27; I take 9 6: TS 38(+25)(+5); I take 9 7: TS 45(+12)(+5); she steals 16 MP 8: TS 38(+14)(+5); second form down! 2006-12-30 (Boozember 5) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Blender) buffed stats: 76/116/72 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, titanium umbrella, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, arrrgyle socks, infernal insoles, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 99/99; MP 80/179 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS crit-hit 35(+24); fam head-bites; I take 5 6: TS 37(+23); fam head-bites; she shimmers 7: TS 37(+15); fam steals 25 meat; I take 5 8: TS 34(+24); fam heals 12/12; I take 5 9: TS 32(+21); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: plot hole blocked; I take 9 2: plot hole blocked; I take 8 3: plot hole 24; fam steals 35 meat; I take 6 4: TS 29(+14); fam heals 11/11; I take 6 5: TS 28(+26); fam heals 14/14; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 33(+17); I take 6 8: TS 31(+16); fam head-bites; second form down! 2007-01-02 (Boozember 8) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 88/108/69 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, 7r0uZ0RZ, bacon bracelet, clown nose, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with rhesus monkey) HP 123/123; MP 83/162 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 39(+24)(+9); fam steals 60 meat; I take 7 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS 44(+12)(+9); fam head-bites; she shimmers 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 46(+12)(+9); I take 7 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS 38(+21)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 46(+22)(+9); fam stuns + toast 5: TS blocked; I take 8 6: TS blocked; I take 8 7: TS blocked; I take 8 8: red pixel potion blocked; I take 8 9: elixir heals 18; fam heals 18/18; I take 8 10: TS 40(+24)(+9); I take 8 11: TS 36(+19)(+9); second form down! 2007-01-03 (Dougtember 1) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 120/91/68 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, ice sickle, Smurf of Smurf, 7r0uZ0RZ, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 13-pound hovering sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 242/242; MP 85/191 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: TS 62(+5)(+5); I take 13 2: LTS blocked; I take 13 3: LTS blocked; she steals 16 MP 4: TS blocked; I take 13 5: TS crit-hit 76(+4)(+5); I take 13 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS crit-hit 82(+4)(+5); form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: plot hole 24 + confused & plot hole 22 + confused 2: LTS 83(+3)(+5); pumpkin does 4; I take 13 3: LTS blocked; I take 13 4: LTS 78(+3)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 13 5: TS crit-hit 78(+7)(+5); form 2 down! 2007-01-05 (Dougtember 3) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 113/81/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, ham necklace, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 11-pound ghost pickle on a stick (with razor) HP 218/218; MP 50/116 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 70(+6); fam misses; she heals 2: TS 71(+4); fam misses; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS blocked; I take 11 5: TS 71(+5); fam does 11; she misses 6: attack misses; fam drips juice; she misses 7: attack misses; fam misses; I take 11 8: attack misses; fam drips juice; I take 11 9: attack hits 32(+7); fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: TS blocked; I take 11 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS 66(+6); fam misses; I take 11 5: TS 68(+4); fam does 12; I take 11 6: TS blocked; she scabs 7: TS 70(+6); fam drips juice; I take 11 8: TS 72(+6); fam drips juice; second form down! 2007-01-05 (Dougtember 3) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 116/81/72 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, ring of conflict, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 235/235; MP 99/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS 68(+6); she heals 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS 60(+5); fam heals 15/15; she misses 8: TS 62(+4); fam does 10; I take 12 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: TS 64(+6); fam stuns + toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; she scabs 2: LTS 78(+4); fam steals 39 meat; I take 12 3: LTS 79(+3); fam heals 15/15; I take 12 4: LTS blocked; I take 12 5: LTS blocked; I take 12 6: LTS blocked; I take 12 7: LTS blocked; I take 12 8: LTS 74(+6); I take 12 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: TS blocked; I take 12 11: TS crit-hit 81(+3); fam head-bites; second form down! 2007-01-07 (Dougtember 5) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 72/143/71 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stainless solitaire, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 99/99; MP 91/345 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS 38(+14)(+9)(+5); fam steals 43 meat; pumpkin does 4; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 32(+14)(+9)(+5); I take 5 6: TS 34(+20)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: plot hole 24 & plot hole 23 + confused; fam head-bites 3: TS 35(+20)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; she bulges; I take 7 4: TS crit-hit 33(+20)(+9)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 6: TS 32(+13)(+9)(+5); second form down! 2007-01-08 (Dougtember 6) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/81/98 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, broken sword, torn-up glove, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, dirty hobo gloves skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Symapthy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 102/102; MP 81/121 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS 34(+15)(+7); I take 7 3: TS 32(+23)(+7); I take 7 4: TS blocked; she heals 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 33(+27)(+7); fam head-bites; she steals 17 MP 9: TS 30(+21)(+7); I take 6 10: TS 29(+18)(+7); fam stuns + toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole 25; she misses 2: TS 31(+21)(+7); fam heals 15/15; she misses 3: TS 38(+19)(+7); I take 7 4: TS 39(+19)(+7); second form down! 2007-01-10 (Dougtember 8) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/70/111 equipment: pith helmet, Smurf of Smurf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 72/111 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 9 5: TS blocked; I take 16 6: TS 26; I take 13 7: TS 26; fam heals 18/18; she misses 8: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 11: TS crit-hit 30; I take 12 12: dance of doom 6; she misses 13: attack 11; fam does 16; pumpkin does 4; I take 12 14: attack miss; fam head-bites; she shimmers 15: TS 26; I take 12 16: elixir heals 20 & elixir blocked; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5; she shimmers; I take 13 17: TS 24; fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 13 18: TS blocked; she misses 19: elixir blocked & elixir heals 20; pumpkin does 4; I take 12 20: torpedo blocked & frigid star blocked; I take 12 21: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 19; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 4; she shimmers 22: TS crit-hit 30; pumpkin does 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: plot hole blocked & dyspepsi blocked; I take 8 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 8 4: dyspepsi restores 11 MP & dyspepsi blocked; she steals 12 MP 5: TS 28; fam head-bites; I take 13 6: balm blocked & balm heals 13; I take 8 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: balm heals 15 & balm heals 15; I take 13 9: TS blocked; I take 13 10: TS 22; fam head-bites; I take 12 11: ointment heals 9 & ointment heals 8; I take 11 12: TS blocked; I take 10 13: TS 26; fam stuns + toast 14: TS blocked; she misses 15: attack 12; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5; she bulges 16: attack misses; I take 8 17: attack misses; I take 17; I lose. equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, torn-up glove, stainless scarf, 2x stuffed parrot buffed stats: 91/81/101 HP 124/124; MP 86/143 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS crit-hit 39(+22)(+5); I take 7 2: TS 41(+12)(+5); I take 7 3: TS 40(+16)(+5); I take 7 4: TS 40(+16)(+5); fam heals 21/21; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS 40(+23)(+5); fam steals 66 meat; she scabs 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 47(+23)(+5); fam does 16; she scabs 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: TS 40(+17)(+5); I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS crit-hit 42(+19)(+5); second form down! 2007-01-12 (Jarlsuary 2) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 95/126/79 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, 2x stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 20-pound hovering sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 130/130; MP 135/313 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 42(+18)(+5); I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 40(+19)(+5); I take 7 5: TS 42(+14)(+5); I take 7 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS crit-hit 41(+25)(+5); first form down! pith helmet heal -> HP 100/130; MP 122/313 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 45(+22)(+5); I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS 46(+24)(+5); I take 7 6: TS blocked; she scabs 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS 40(+15)(+5); I take 7 9: TS 40(+19)(+5); second form down! 2007-01-12 (Jarlsuary 2) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/80/98 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, torn-up glove, x-ray specs, J's earring, ham necklace skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 102/102; MP 97/120 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 32(+13)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 29(+20)(+5)(+9); I take 6 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 33(+13)(+5)(+9); fam does 9; she misses 7: TS 33(+17)(+5)(+9); fam stuns + toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: TS 38(+15)(+5)(+9); I take 8 2: TS blocked; I take 8 3: TS 37(+14)(+5)(+9); fam heals 12/12; I take 8 4: TS crit-hit 37(+20)(+5)(+9); second form down! 2007-01-15 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/73/97 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, torn-up glove, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 98/98; MP 91/117 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 37(+18)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; I take 6 2: TS 36(+16)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; she shimmers 3: TS 37(+13)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; I take 5 4: TS 33(+17)(+5)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: TS 35(+12)(+5)(+9); fam does 10; I take 8 2: TS blocked; I take 8 3: TS 30(+14)(+5)(+9); she steals 14 MP 4: TS blocked; I take 9 5: TS blocked; she scabs 6: TS 29(+11)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 8 8: TS 35(+22)(+5)(+9); second form down! 2007-01-16 (Jarlsuary 6) lightgreycat, level 11 AT (Packrat) buffed stats: 78/91/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, furry pants, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, amulet of plot skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Entangling, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 139/139; MP 107/121 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS crit-hit 47(+5); I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 42(+5); I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 49(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS crit-hit 44(+5); fam steals 52 meat; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 50(+5); fam does 10; I take 7 4: TS 44(+5); fam does 13; I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS 52(+5); I take 7 7: TS 42(+5); fam does 12; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-01-20 (Frankruary 2) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 110/81/71 equipment: star hat, flaming pink shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound MAS (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 223/223; MP 82/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 64(+5)(+5); fam does 11(+8); I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS 78(+7)(+5); fam does 11(+9); I take 12 6: TS crit-hit 72(+7)(+5); fam does 11(+7); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS 73(+6)(+5); fam misses; I take 12 2: TS 62(+4)(+5); fam does 7(+8); I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS 64(+6)(+5); fam misses; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 72(+6)(+5); fam misses; pumpkin does 2; second form down! 2007-01-20 (Frankruary 2) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 115/72/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 222/222; MP 79/160 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS crit-hit 69(+6)(+5); she steals 13 MP 2: TS 79(+6)(+5); fam stuns + toast 3: TS 72(+5)(+5); fam steals 41 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS 70(+3)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 70(+7)(+5); I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS blocked; I take 12 9: TS 70(+6)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2007-01-22 (Frankruary 4) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 108/81/70 equipment: star hat, flaming pink shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, leotarrrd, amulet of plot, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango (I think I missed some....) familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 219/219; MP 75/230 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: TS 70(+6); she misses 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 75(+3); fam does 9; I take 11 5: TS 64(+4); fam does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: TS 62(+6); fam heals 15/15; I take 11 2: TS crit-hit 77(+4); fam head-bites; I take 11 3: TS 58(+7); I take 11 4: TS blocked; I take 11 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS 64(+5); fam does 12; pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2007-01-24 (Frankruary 6) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 77/128/67 equipment: mohawk wig, flaming pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, 1337, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide+Hide, Claws+Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Spectral, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 105/105; MP 106/310 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS 40(+23)(+9); pumpkin does 3; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 38(+14)(+9); fam steals 31 meat; pumpkin does 5; I take 6 4: TS 33(+18)(+9); fam does 12; she misses 5: hair spray blocked & hair spray blocked; she steals 14 MP 6: hair spray blocked & hair spray blocked; I take 6 7: hair spray blocked & hair spray 3/hot; I take 6 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS 35(+12)(+9); pumpkin does 3; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS crit-hit 35(+14)(+9); I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 34(+17)(+9); fam steals 41 meat; I take 7 4: TS 38(+23)(+9); I take 7 5: TS 36(+23)(+9); pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2007-01-25 (Frankruary 7) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore teet) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/73/32 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, stuffed parrot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 102/102; MP 86/117 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 34(+21)(+5); she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 30(+21)(+5); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 37(+22)(+5); she misses 7: TS 31(+25)(+5); fam head-bites; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS crit-hit 37(+25)(+5); I take 6 3: TS 38(+19)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS crit-hit 36(+21)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 6 7: TS 35(+17)(+5); fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-01-26 (Frankruary 8) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/82/101 equipment: pith helmet, flaming pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, torn-up glove, stuffed parrot, dead guy's watch, stainless scarf skills: ... familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 94/137 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 38(+17)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS crit-hit 41(+19)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 7 6: TS 45(+25)(+5); first form down! (HP? MP?) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS 40(+18)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 7 2: TS 44(+14)(+5); I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 39(+26)(+5); pumpkin does 5; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-02-01 (Starch 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 74/124/23 equipment: wolf mask, flaming pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, amulet of plot, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 102/102; MP 84/348 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 24(+13)(+9)(+5); fam heals 17/17; pumpkin does 4; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; she heals 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS crit-hit 31(+12)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 3; she misses 8: TS 22(+15)(+9)(+5); fam steals 36 meat; I take 6 9: TS 24(+15)(+9)(+5); I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS 24(+15)(+9)(+5); fam steals 39 meat; pumpkin does 4; 1st form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 20; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 3; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 26(+19)(+9)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; I take 6 12: TS 28(+22)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 2; I take 6 13: TS 26(+16)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 6 14: TS blocked; I take 6 15: TS 24(+23)(+9)(+5); second form down! 2007-02-08 (April 5) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Blender) buffed stats: 96/85/110 equipment: mesh cap, Knob Goblin elite shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, acid-squirting flower, big red clown nose, hobo gloves skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 1331/33; MP 108/127 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 8 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 9 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 9 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 9 4: TS 48(+6)(+2); fam stuns + toast 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 7: TS 46(+5)(+2); fam does 9; she heals 8: TS 42(+7)(+2); fam steals 31 meat; acid for 4; I take 9 9: TS 43(+4)(+2); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 11 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 11 2: TS 46(+5)(+2); acid for 5; I take 12 3: TS 45(+6)(+2); acid for 3; I take 10 4: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 10 5: TS 40(+6)(+2); fam does 12; she scabs 6: TS 40(+5)(+2); fam does 12; second form down! 2007-02-09 (April 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 70/125/71 equipment: mohawk wig, flaming pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, broken sword, furry pants, WWtNSD bracelet, stainless scarf familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 97/97; MP 106/294 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS 35(+26)(+5); I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS 33(+25)(+5); I take 5 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 5 6: TS 36(+15)(+5); I take 5 7: TS 29(+20)(+5); pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 33(+22)(+5); I take 6 3: TS 30(+16)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 6 4: TS 38(+15)(+5); fam steals 53 meat; pumpkin does 6; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 32(+25)(+5); pumpkin does 4; second form down! 2007-02-11 (April 8) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/82/111 equipment: pith helmet, pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, hobo gloves, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: lots familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 104/137 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS 24(+20)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam heals 20/20; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 20(+23)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast; pumpkin does 4 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS 26(+19)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam heals 21/21; pumpkin does 4; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS 26(+23)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 6; first form down! HP 121/124; MP 135/137 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS 22(+13)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 7 3: TS 26(+21)(+2)(+9)(+5); I take 7 4: TS 22(+13)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam heals 18/18; I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: TS blocked; I take 7 11: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 12: TS 22(+17)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; second form down! 2007-02-11 (April 8) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Blender) buffed stats: 74/109/24 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, 3x amulet of plot skills: TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 97/97; MP 132/379 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS 14(+21)(+9)(+5); fam steals 24 meat; I take 5 6: TS 20(+24)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 7: TS blocked; I take 5 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS 22(+19)(+9)(+5); I take 5 10: TS 14(+15)(+9)(+5); fam steals 39 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS blocked; I take 5 6: balm blocked & balm blocked; she steals 15 MP 7: elixir blocked & balm blocked; I take 5 8: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; fam steals 32 meat; I take 5 9: TS blocked; I take 5 10: TS 16(+11)(+9)(+5); I take 5 11: TS blocked; I take 5 12: TS 16(+12)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 5 13: elixir heals 20 & ointment blocked; I take 5 14: TS blocked; I take 5 15: TS blocked; I take 5 16: TS blocked; I take 5 17: TS blocked; I take 5 18: frigid stars 25/cold & ointment blocked; fam head-bites; I take 5 19: green pixel blocked & green pixel blocked; I take 5; I lose. HP 97/97; MP 110/379 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS 14(+22)(+9)(+5); she heals 3: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 4: TS crit-hit 20(+17)(+9)(+5); I take 5 5: TS blocked; she heals 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS blocked; I Take 5 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS 20(+15)(+9)(+5); fam does 7; I take 5 10: TS blocked; I take 5 11: TS crit-hit 29(+21)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 12: TS 16(+13)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; she heals 13: TS blocked; she misses 14: TS 18(+24)(+9)(+5); fam does 7; I take 5 15: TS blocked; she misses 16: TS blocked; she misses 17: TS blocked; she misses 18: TS blocked; she misses 19: TS blocked; I take 5 20: TS 22(+23)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 5 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS 20(+14)(+9)(+5); I take 5 3: TS 18(+24)(+9)(+5); I take 5 4: TS 18(+16)(+9)(+5); fam steals 30 meat; I take 5 5: TS 18(+15)(+9)(+5); I take 5 6: TS blocked; I take 5 7: TS crit-hit 28(+22)(+9)(+5); fam heals 12/12; fam gains pound; 2nd form down! 2007-02-12 (Martinus 1) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/81/102 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, amulet of plot, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 101/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 26(+12)(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 7; she shimmers 2: TS crit-hit 38(+19)(+5)(+9); fam steals 68 meat; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS 28(+20)(+5)(+9); pumpkin does 8; first form down! HP 114/124; MP 97/183 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 26(+12)(+5)(+9); pumpkin does 8; I take 7 4: TS 22(+20)(+5)(+9); pumpkin does 7; I take 7 5: TS blocked; she steals 10 MP 6: TS 22(+18)(+5)(+9); I take 7 7: TS 24(+23)(+5)(+9); fam heals 20/20; second form down! ** Entangling Noodles were changed ** 2007-02-13 (Martinus 2) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Blender) buffed stats: 71/82/97 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, amulet of plot, hobo gloves, stainless solitaire skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 98/98; MP 145/224 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: Entangling blocked; she misses 2: Entangling blocked; I take 6 3: Entangling blocked; she misses 4: Entangling blocked; she misses 5: Entangling tangles; fam head-bites; she breaks noodles; I take 5 6: TS 29(+13)(+7); fam does 9; I take 5 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 28(+12)(+7); she misses 9: TS blocked; I take 5 10: TS 35(+25)(+7); she misses 11: TS blocked; I take 5 12: TS 36(+19)(+7); fam steals 33 meat; fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: TS 32(+15)(+7); fam heals 18/18; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 8 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 8 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 8 8: balm blocked & balm blocked; I take 8 9: balm blocked & balm blocked; I take 7 10: balm blocked & balm heals 13; I take 7 11: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 20; fam steals 45 meat; I take 7 12: TS 33(+23)(+7); I take 7 13: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 14: TS 38(+14)(+7); fam steals 30 meat; I take 7 15: TS 33(+15)(+7); fam does 12; second form down! ** Entangling Noodles were changed _again_ ** 2007-02-14 (Martinus 3) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 109/71/70 equipment: giant bottlecap, flaming pink shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stuffed parrot, ring of conflict, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 11-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 221/221; MP 120/120 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS 73(+4)(+5); fam does 12(+7); I take 12 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she heals 4: TS 68(+4)(+5); fam does 7(+8); I take 12 5: TS 70(+3)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS 72(+6)(+5); fam does 7(+7); I take 12 2: TS 72(+5)(+5); fam howls; I take 12 3: TS blocked; she scabs 4: TS 62(+6)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 4; I take 12 5: plot hole 21 & torpedo blocked; fam misses; second form down! 2007-02-16 (Martinus 5) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 76/132/67 equipment: star hat, flaming pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, stuffed parrot, arrrgyle socks, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 104/104; MP 122/367 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 22(+24)(+9); pumpkin does 3; I take 6 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 20(+16)(+9); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 2; I take 6 6: TS 20(+19)(+9); fam steals 48 meat; she misses 7: TS 20(+24)(+9); pumpkin does 2; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Noodles blocked; she steals 14 MP 2: Noodles sticks; pumpkin does 5; she struggles 3: TS crit-hit 40(+22)(+9); she struggles 4: TS blocked; she struggles 5: TS 22(+18)(+9); pumpkin does 4; she struggles 6: TS crit-hit 30(+18)(+9); fam head-bites; she breaks free; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS blocked; I take 6 9: TS 28(+18)(+9); pumpkin does 3; second form down! 2007-02-16 (Martinus 5) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 80/78/33 equipment: wolf mask, frilly shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, acid flower skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 108/110; MP 99/123 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 2: TS 38(+15)(+5); acid for 5; I take 6 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 5: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 6 6: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 7: TS crit-hit 40(+17)(+5); acid for 3; I take 6 8: TS 39(+21)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 6 1: Noodles blocked; acid for 4; I take 6 2: Noodles blocked; acid for 3; I take 6 3: Noodles blocked; she scabs 4: Noodles sticks; fam head-bites; she struggles 5: TS 36(+15)(+5); fam does 9; she struggles 6: TS 38(+20)(+5); she breaks free; she steals 17 MP 7: TS 32(+13)(+5); she steals 17 MP 8: TS 39(+22)(+5); fam gains a pound; second form down! ** Entangling Noodles were changed _again_ ** 2007-02-18 (Martinus 7) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 113/72/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, spiked femur, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, bacon bracelet, hobo gloves, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound MAS (with lead necklace) HP 229/229; MP 78/161 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS crit-hit 72(+6)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam misses; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 58(+4)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam misses; she heals 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS 48(+3)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 7(+8); I take 12 8: TS 48(+6)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 7(+8); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: Noodles blocked; I take 12 2: Noodles stick; fam does 7(+9); she struggles 3: Doom 6 dam; fam does 11(+9); she struggles 4: attack misses; fam howls; she breaks free; I take 12 5: TS crit-hit 68(+4)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam misses; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 8: TS 50(+4)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam does 7(+7); I take 12 9: attack misses; fam howls; she misses 10: attack crit 40(+7)(+2)(+6)(+5); fam howls, gains weight; 2nd form down! 2007-02-19 (Martinus 8) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 74/122/23 equipment: wolf mask, flaming pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with plastic pumpkin bucket) HP 102/102; MP 113/297 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS 20(+16)(+9)(+5); fam heals 17/17; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 22(+20)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 3; I take 6 6: TS blocked; she heals 7: TS 28(+18)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 8: TS blocked; she misses 9: TS crit-hit 30(+15)(+9)(+5); fam steals 40 meat; she heals 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; she steals 10 MP 12: TS 22(+14)(+9)(+5); fam heals 17/17; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Noodles stick; pumpkin does 5; she struggles 2: stream 35/cold; she struggles 3: stream blocked; she struggles 4: stream blocked; she breaks free; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 20(+12)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 2; I take 6 8: TS 26(+15)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast; pumpkin does 3 9: TS 20(+16)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2007-02-20 (Bill 1) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 136/70/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, stainless shillelagh, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, acid flower, hobo gloves skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound MAS (with lead necklace) HP 273/273; MP 111/111 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: acid(?); I take 14 1: TS crit-hit 96(+4)(+2)(+5); fam howls; acid for 5; I take 14 2: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 3: TS crit-hit 87(+6)(+2)(+5); fam misses; she misses 4: TS crit-hit 95(+6)(+2)(+5); fam does 10(+10); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 5; I take 14 1: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 14 2: TS crit-hit 89(+4)(+2)(+5); fam howls; she steals 13 MP 3: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 14 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 14 5: TS 88(+6)(+2)(+5); fam misses; acid for 5; I take 14 6: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 7: TS 88(+5)(+2)(+5); fam misses; second form down! 2007-02-21 (Bill 2) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 121/81/23 equipment: wolf mask, pink shirt, pitchfork, Smurf, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 12-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 223/245; MP 96/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS 66(+4)(+5); fam does 11(+8); I take 13 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 60(+5)(+5); fam misses; she steals 12 MP 5: TS blocked; I take 13 6: TS 60(+6)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 4; she misses 7: TS 56(+4)(+5); fam misses; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: TS 78(+3)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 5; she steals 14 MP 2: TS 74(+6)(+5); fam howls; pumpkin does 5; I take 13 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: attack misses; fam does 11(+10); pumpkin does 3; I take 13 5: attack misses; fam howls; I take 13 6: attack misses; fam howls; pumpkin does 3; I take 13 7: attack misses; fam does 12(+13); I take 13 8: plot hole blocked & plot hole 21; fam does 12(+8); pumpkin does 3; down! 2007-02-23 (Bill 4) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 119/73/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, bacon bracelet, ham necklace, hobo gloves skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: sombrero HP 241/241; MP 97/115 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 13 1: TS 66(+6)(+2)(+5); I take 13 2: TS 66(+7)(+2)(+5); I take 13 3: TS 70(+5)(+2)(+5); form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: TS blocked; I take 13 2: TS crit-hit 82(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 13 3: TS blocked; I take 13 4: TS blocked; I take 13 5: TS 83(+3)(+2)(+5); I take 13 6: TS blocked; I take 13 7: TS 70(+5)(+2)(+5); second form down! 2007-02-23 (Bill 4) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 111/81/23 equipment: wolf mask, pink shirt, lupine sword, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 225/225; MP 94/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS crit-hit 66(+5)(+9)(+5); fam steals 35 meat; pumpkin does 4; I take 12 4: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 5: TS 52(+6)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS 52(+3)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS 56(+4)(+9)(+5); I take 12 2: TS 48(+5)(+9)(+5); I take 12 3: TS 50(+5)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 6; I take 12 4: plot hole blocked & frigid stars blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 60(+6)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 3; second form down! 2007-02-27 (Bill 8) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 85/111/26 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, bacon bracelet, gnoll-tooth necklace, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: sombrero HP 116/116; MP 123/262 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 37(+22)(+5); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 37(+22)(+5); I take 6 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS 41(+17)(+5); I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; she heals 12: TS crit 42(+12)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS 44(+23)(+5); I take 6 2: TS blocked; she scabs 3: TS 39(+19)(+5); I take 6 4: TS 42(+22)(+5); I take 6 5: TS crit 43(+22)(+5); second form down! 2007-02-28 (Bor 1) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 93/82/108 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, amulet of plot, hobo gloves, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 126/126; MP 120/177 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 22(+12)(+2)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 6; she heals 7: TS 20(+12)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam steals 60; pumpkin does 7; I take 7 8: TS 26(+17)(+2)(+9)(+5); pumpkin does 5; I take 7 9: TS 24(+16)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam stuns + toast 10: TS blocked; she heals 11: TS blocked; she misses 12: TS 26(+21)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam heals 21/21; first form down! HP 126/126; MP 117/177 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; she scabs 3: TS 22(+17)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 8; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS 22(+23)(+2)(+9)(+5); I take 7 6: TS 22(+12)(+2)(+9)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 7: TS 26(+18)(+2)(+9)(+5); second form down! 2007-03-01 (Bor 2) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/81/100 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, giant glove, stuffed parrot, giant pinky ring, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 163/163; MP 136/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS 50(+5); fam does 13; I take 9 2: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 3: TS 54(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 7; she shimmers 4: TS 50(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 9 6: attack misses; fam heals 18/18; she misses 7: TS blocked; she misses 8: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 9: attack crit 34(+5); first form down! HP 163/163; MP 108/136 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: TS 50(+5); she scabs 2: TS 52(+5); I take 9 3: TS 50(+5); pumpkin does 8; I take 9 4: TS 52(+5); I take 9 5: hair spray 4/hot && hair spray blocked; second form down! 2007-03-01 (Bor 2) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/84/33 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, stainless solitaire, bacon bracelet, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Electric Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 108/108; MP 79/133 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 37(+13)(+5); I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS 36(+19)(+5); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; she heals 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 38(+20)(+5); fam does 7; I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS blocked; I take 6 11: TS blocked; she misses 12: TS blocked; I take 6 13: elixir blocked & elixir blocked; I take 6 14: elixir heals 20 & balm blocked; she misses 15: TS blocked; I take 6 16: TS 32(+18)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS blcoked; I take 6 2: TS 40(+25)(+5); fam steals 37 meat (in a row); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 33(+14)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: balm heals 13 & balm heals 15; fam head-bites; she scabs 7: TS 40(+15)(+5); I take 6 8: TS 41(+22)(+5); I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS 41(+14)(+5); second form down! 2007-03-03 (Bor 4) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 93/81/99 equipment: pith helmet, pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, hobo gloves, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 126/126; MP 124/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 16 MP 1: Knee blocked; I take 7 2: Knee blocked; she misses 3: Knee 12(+14)(+7)(+9) +55 +stun; fam heals 20/20 4: Knee crit 17(+23)(+7)(+9) +60; fam heals 18/18; first form down! HP 126/126; MP 136/136 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP 1: Knee blocked; I take 7 2: Knee crit 13(+21)(+7)(+9) +38 +stun; fam heals 21/21; pumpkin does 8 3: Knee crit 13(+18)(+7)(+9) +55; she steals 14 MP 4: Knee 11(+11)(+7)(+9) +32 +stun; fam does 16; pumpkin does 4; 2nd form down! 2007-03-04 (Bor 5) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 82/110/72 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, gnoll necklace x2, stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: sombrero HP 113/113; MP 116/315 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS 41(+15)(+5); I take 6 4: TS 32(+17)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS 34(+21)(+5); I take 6 7: TS 36(+22)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 16 MP 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 43(+21)(+5); I take 6 8: TS 39(+18)(+5); I take 6 9: TS blocked; I take 6 10: TS 32(+16)(+5); I take 6 11: TS 34(+16)(+5); second form down! 2007-03-05 (Bor 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 71/127/71 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, hot pants, stuffed parrot, amulet of plot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 98/98; MP 127/402 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: Knee crit 17(+20)(+4)(+9) +19; I take 5 2: Knee blocked; I take 5 3: Knee crit 19(+16)(+4)(+9) +16 +stun 4: Knee blocked; she misses 5: Knee blocked; I take 6 6: Knee 12(+18)(+4)(+9) +24 +stun; fam heals 14/14; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: Knee blocked; I take 8 2: Knee 13(+16)(+4)(+9) +18; I take 8 3: Knee blocked; I take 8 4: Knee 11(+19)(+4)(+9) +17 +stun; fam does 10; pumpkin does 2 5: Knee blocked; I take 8 6: Knee 11(+13)(+4)(+9) +18; I take 7 7: frigid star blocked & plot hole blocked; I take 7 8: Knee 11(+18)(+4)(+9) +24 +stun; second form down! 2007-03-07 (Bor 8) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 112/62/71 equipment: giant bottlecap, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, amulet of plot, bacon bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound MAS (with lead necklace) HP 226/226; MP 113/145 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS 60(+4)(+5); fam howls; she heals 2: TS 68(+6)(+5); fam howls; she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS blockes; she steals 13 MP 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS crit 71(+4)(+5); fam does 7(+10); I take 12 8: TS blocked; she heals 9: TS 66(+3)(+5); fam does 8(+11); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS 81(+4)(+5); fam howls; I take 12 2: TS 68(+4)(+5); fam misses; I take 12 3: TS 60(+6)(+5); fam does 10(+6); second form down! 2007-03-10 (Petember 3) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 115/81/71 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, lupine swodr, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot skills: lots familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 234/234; MP 91/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 2: TS 72(+3)(+9); she misses 3: TS crit 82(+5)(+9); fam head-bites; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS 70(+3)(+9); fam steals 46 meat; fam gains pound; first form down! familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS 74(+4)(+9); she scabs 2: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 3: TS 58(+6)(+9); fam heals 17/17; I take 12 4: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS 82(+4)(+9); I take 12 8: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: TS 62(+6)(+9); second form down! 2007-03-11 (Petember 4) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 112/62/70 skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 237/237; MP 75/145 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS crit 80(+6)(+5); I take 12 2: TS blocked; she heals 3: TS blocked; she misses 4: TS 66(+3)(+5); I take 12 5: TS crit 77(+5)(+5); fam steals 34 meat; she heals 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS 75(+5)(+5); fam heals 15/15; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS 72(+3)(+5); fam does 9; I take 12 2: TS 78(+5)(+5); I take 12 3: TS 68(+7)(+5); fam heals 15/15; second form down! 2007-03-12 (Petember 5) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 70/127/70 equipment: star hat, pink shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot, WWtNSD? bracelet skills: lots familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 97/97; MP 109/354 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: Knee 12(+16)(+9)(+5) +33 +stun; fam head-bites 2: Knee blocked; she shimmers 3: Knee blocked; I take 5 4: Knee blocked; I take 5 5: Knee blocked; I take 5 6: Knee 12(+14)(+9)(+5) +48; pumpkin does 6; she misses 7: TS blocked; she steals 12 MP 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS 24(+16)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Knee blocked; I take 6 2: Knee blocked; I take 6 3: Knee blocked; I take 5 4: Knee crit 17(+22)(+9)(+5) +52 +stun; fam steals 38 meat; pumpkin does 5 5: Knee blocked; I take 5 6: Knee blocked; I take 5 7: Knee blocked; I take 5 8: Knee 12(+12)(+9)(+5) +36; she steals 13 MP 9: TS blocked; I take 5 10: TS 22(+11)(+9)(+5); fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-03-14 (Petember 7) greycat, level 11 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 85/111/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, stainless shilly, furry pants, WWBD? bracelet, bacon bracelet, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 116/116; MP 78/309 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 44(+17)(+5); fam head-bites; she shimmers 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 43(+14)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 5: TS 38(+13)(+5); fam heals 15/15; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 38(+14)(+5); fam does 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS crit 36(+13)(+5); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS crit 35(+10)(+5); fam steals 40 meat; I take 6 7: TS crit 44(+12)(+5); I take 6 8: TS crit 44(+18)(+5); fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-03-16 (Carlvember 1) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/84/101 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, stainless solitaire, ham necklace, bacon bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 103/103; MP 58/180 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 31(+22)(+5); she heals 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; she steals 14 MP 4: TS 33(+19)(+5); she misses 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS crit 40(+19)(+5); fam heals 15/15; she misses 8: TS 30(+25)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS 33(+16)(+5); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 30(+20)(+5); I take 6 5: TS 34(+25)(+5); I take 7 6: TS crit 37(+25)(+5); fam heals 14/14; second form down! 2007-03-19 (Carlvember 4) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 78/71/98 equipment: star hat, KGE shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, torn-up glove, clown shoes, gnoll-tooth necklace, clown nose skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 7-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 116/116; MP 69/171 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS 32(+22)(+5); she misses 3: TS 36(+14)(+5); fam head-bites; she misses 4: TS 34(+14)(+5); I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS crit 40(+24)(+5); fam does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 1: TS blocked; I take 8 2: TS blocked; I take 8 3: TS 36(+19)(+5); fam does 6; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 8 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS 34(+22)(+5); fam steals 27 meat; I take 8 7: TS blocked; I take 8 8: TS blocked; I take 8 9: TS blocked; I take 7 10: balm blocked & elixir blocked; I take 7 11: balm blocked & balm heals 13; she steals 18 MP 12: TS crit 38(+15)(+5); I take 7 13: TS 34(+25)(+5); second form down! 2007-03-22 (Carlvember 7) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Vole) buffed stats: 70/125/71 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, furry pants, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 97/97; MP 83/294 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: Knee blocked; she heals 2: Knee crit 29(+20)(+9)(+5) +36 +stun; fam heals 18/18 3: Knee blocked; she misses 4: Knee blocked; I take 5 5: Knee blocked; I take 5 6: Knee 22(+17)(+9)(+5) +34; pumpkin does 3; she misses 7: Knee 23(+16)(+9)(+5) +30; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Knee blocked; I take 6 2: Knee 21(+21)(+9)(+5) +46 +stun; fam heals 18/18; pumpkin does 4 3: Knee blocked; she scabs 4: Knee blocked; I take 6 5: Knee crit 29(+13)(+9)(+5) +31 +stun; fam heals 17/17 6: Knee blocked; I take 6 7: Knee 23(+12)(+9)(+5) +35; fam steals 49 meat; pumpkin does 4; 2nd down! 2007-03-22 (Carlvember 7) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 79/107/71 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, alpha-mail pants, gnoll-tooth necklace, ham necklace, stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hides, Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 109/109; MP 91/307 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS blocked; I take 6 2: TS 42(+17); fam stuns + toast 3: TS 34(+21); fam does 9; I take 6 4: TS 36(+22); she misses 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 35(+18); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Noodles blocked; I take 6 2: Noodles stick; she struggles 3: Stream 33/hot; she struggles 4: Stream blocked; she struggles 5: Stream 34/hot; fam heals 15/15; she breaks free; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 33(+16); I take 6 9: TS 36(+12); fam steals 42 meat; I take 6 10: TS crit 34(+12); second form down! 2007-03-24 (Porktober 1) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 116/71/68 equipment: giant bottlecap, flaming shirt, lupine sword, Smurf of Smurf, 1337 7r0uz0rz, amulet of plot, stuffed parot, stainless scarf skills: lots familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 235/235; MP 101/167 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: Knee blocked; I take 12 2: Knee 30(+4)(+9) +37; pumpkin does 5; she misses 3: Knee 21(+5)(+9) +29 +stun; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5 4: Knee blocked; she shimmers; I take 12 5: Knee blocked; I take 12 6: Knee blocked; I take 12 7: Knee 28(+6)(+9) +40 +stun; fam heals 18/18; fam gains pound; 1st form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: Noodles stic; fam head-bites; she struggles 2: Knee blocked; she struggles 3: Knee blocked; she breaks free; I take 12 4: Knee blocked; I take 12 5: Knee blocked; I take 12 6: Knee 27(+5)(+9) +41 +stun 7: Knee blocked; she steals 15 MP 8: Knee blocked; she steals 17 MP 9: Knee blocked; I take 12 10: Knee+Head blocked; I take 12 11: Knee 21(+3)(+9) +43; fam does 12; I take 12 12: Knee blocked; she scabs 13: Knee 25(+3)(+9) +43 +stun 14: Knee 28(+4)(+9) +25; second form down! 2007-03-30 (Porktober 7) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 76/84/96 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, bacon bracelet, stainless scarf, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 104/104; MP 95/133 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS 32(+20)(+5)(+9); I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 34(+17)(+5)(+9); fam does 13; she misses 6: TS 40(+15)(+5)(+9); fam heals 18/18; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 9: TS 39(+11)(+5)(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS 33(+22)(+5)(+9); she scabs 2: TS crit 38(+13)(+5)(+9); fam does 13; I take 8 3: TS 35(+24)(+5)(+9); fam does 12; I take 7 4: hair spray 3/hot & hair spray blocked; fam steals 46 meat; 2nd form down! 2007-03-31 (Porktober 8) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 107/61/71 equipment: giant bottlecap, Smurf of Smurf, antique shield, furry pants, eXtreme mittens, stuffed parrot, disembodied smile skills: TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye, Sympathy, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 153/165; MP 71/71 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS 24(+2)(+5); I take 9 2: TS blocked; I take 9 3: TS 22(+2)(+5); fam heals 12/12; I take 9 4: TS blocked; I take 9 5: TS blocked; I take 9 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 9 8: TS blocked; I take 9 9: TS blocked; I take 9 10: TS 22(+2)(+5); I take 9 11: TS blocked; I take 9 12: balm heals 13 & balm blocked; fam steals 33 meat; I take 9 13: TS blocked; I take 9 14: TS blocked; I take 9 15: TS blocked; I take 9 16: TS blocked; I take 9 17: attack misses; she steals 13 MP 18: attack 9(+2)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 9 19: TS blocked; I take 9 20: attack 8(+2)(+5); fam stuns + toast 21: attack misses; fam steals 29 meat; I take 9 22: attack misses; I take 9 23: attack crit 19(+2)(+5); fam steals 27 meat; I take 9 24: TS 16(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 9; I lose. HP 165/165; MP 71/71 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: TS blocked; I take 9 2: TS crit 30(+2)(+5); she misses 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 22(+2)(+5); fam does 7; she steals 16 MP 5: TS 22(+2)(+5); fam does 9; I take 9 6: TS 18(+2)(+5); fam does 7; she heals 7: attack misses; she misses 8: attack crit 13(+2)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she steals 10 MP 9: TS 22(+2)(+5); she misses 10: TS 22(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; I take 9 11: attack misses; fam does 9; I take 9 12: attack crit 17(+2)(+5); first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: plot hole 20 & balm blocked; fam stuns + toast 2: TS crit 30(+2)(+5); I take 9 3: TS blocked; I take 9 4: TS 16(+2)(+5); I take 9 5: TS 18(+2)(+5); fam steals 30 meat; I take 9 6: balm blocked & balm blocked; I take 9 7: balm blocked & balm blocked; I take 9 8: balm heals 13 & balm blocked; fam heals 15/15; I take 9 9: TS blocked; I take 9 10: TS 22(+2)(+5); fam steals 43 meat; I take 9 11: TS 20(+2)(+5); I take 9 12: TS blocked; I take 9 13: TS blocked; she scabs 14: TS blocked; I take 9 15: balm heals 13 & balm blocked; fam head-bites; I take 9 16: TS blocked; I take 9 17: attack crit 11(+2)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 9 18: attack misses; fam steals 29 meat; she misses 19: attack misses; fam does 9; I take 9 20: balm heals 13 & balm heals 15; she misses 21: attack misses; fam heals 14/14; I take 9 22: TS 20(+2)(+5); I take 9 23: TS 16(+2)(+5); fam stuns + toast 24: attack crit 19(+2)(+5); second form down! 2007-04-02 (Boozember 2) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 70/72/98 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, amulet of plot, dirty hobo gloves, bacon braclet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, both Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 97/97; MP 74/208 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; I take 5 2: TS blocked; I take 5 3: TS blocked; I take 5 4: TS blocked; I take 5 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 32(+22)(+7); I take 5 7: TS 30(+20)(+7); fam head-bites; she misses 8: TS blocked; I take 5 9: TS 32(+24)(+7); she misses 10: balm blocked & balm blocked; I take 5 11: balm heals 14 & balm blocked; I take 5 12: TS crit 31(+16)(+7); fam steals 39 meat; fam gains a pound; 1st form down! familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS 34(+23)(+7); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 2: TS 35(+19)(+7); she steals 14 MP 3: TS 31(+20)(+7); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 6 8: TS 30(+23)(+7); fam steals 29 meat; second form down! 2007-04-07 (Boozember 7) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 115/71/72 equipment: mohawk wig, Smurf of Smurf, snake shield, furry pants, amulet of plot, ham necklace, hobo gloves skills: Headbutt, Skin, Shieldbutt, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Funkslinging familiar: 10-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 177/177; MP 93/101 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: Knee blocked; she steals 16 MP 2: Knee blocked; I take 9 3: Knee 18(+2)(+5) +25 +stun 4: Knee 21(+2)(+5) +18 +stun; fam heals 14/14 5: Knee blocked; I take 9 6: Knee crit 23(+2)(+5) +26; she misses 7: Knee blocked; I take 9 8: Knee 22(+2)(+5) +30 +stun; fam steals 32 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: Knee+Shield 21(+2)(+5) +30 +14; I take 9 2: Knee 21(+2)(+5) +17; fam head-bites; I take 9 3: Knee blocked; she misses 4: Knee 18(+2)(+5) +31; she misses 5: Knee blocked; I take 9 6: Knee 19(+2)(+5) +23 +stun; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-04-08 (Boozember 8) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) buffed stats: 114/77/23 equipment: wolf mask, goth shirt, lupine sword, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, ham necklace, acid flower, bacon bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 25-pound O.A.F. (no equipment) HP 230/230; MP 105/121 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 3: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 5: TS 50(+5)(+9)(+5); acid for 3; I take 12 6: TS converted to attack - miss; acid for 3; I take 12 7: TS converted to attack - crit 43(+5)(+9)(+5); acid for 4; I take 12 8: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 9: TS crit 73(+4)(+9)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 4; I take 12 1: Noodles stick; she struggles 2: Stream 30/hot; she struggles 3: Stream converted to attack - miss; she struggles 4: Stream blocked; she breaks free; acid for 4; I take 12 5: TS 60(+3)(+9)(+5); acid for 4; I take 12 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 7: TS blocked; she steals 15 MP 8: TS 54(+6)(+9)(+5); acid for 5; I take 12 9: TS converted to attack - miss; acid for 4; I take 12 10: TS converted to attack - miss; acid for 3; I take 12 11: TS 62(+4)(+9)(+5); second form down! 2007-04-10 (Dougtember 2) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 116/62/76 equipment: giant bottlecap, safety vest, lupine sword, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, stuffed parrot, bacon bracelet, ham necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound MAS (with lead necklace) HP 235/235; MP 93/111 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 50(+4)(+9); fam does 11(+10); she steals 18 MP 4: TS blocked; she steals 11 MP 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS 66(+7)(+9); fam howls; I take 12 7: TS 42(+4)(+9); fam misses; I take 12 8: TS blocked; I take 12 9: TS 44(+5)(+9); fam does 6(+9); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 50(+4)(+9); fam does 11(+10); she steals 18 MP 4: TS blocked; she scabs 5: TS 54(+4)(+9); fam misses; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS 52(+5)(+9); fam howls; I take 12 8: TS crit 66(+3)(+9); fam misses; second form down! 2007-04-12 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 130/72/71 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, stainless shillelagh, alpha-mail pants, ham necklace, amulet of plot, bacon bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 262/262; MP 86/161 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 1: TS blocked; I take 14 2: TS blocked; she steals 16 MP 3: TS blocked; I take 14 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; she steals 10 MP 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS 86(+17); fam head-bites; she misses 8: TS crit 88(+14); fam heals 14/14; she misses 9: TS 86(+13); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 1: TS 85(+13); I take 14 2: TS blocked; I take 14 3: TS crit 86(+19); I take 14 4: TS 88(+13); fam stuns + toast; fam gains a pound; 2nd form down! 2007-04-15 (Dougtember 7) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/110/70 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, furry pants, ham necklace, amulet of plot, bacon bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 103/103; MP 79/354 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS 35(+16)(+5); fam heals 14/14; I take 6 3: TS crit 37(+15)(+5); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 30(+24)(+5); I take 6 8: TS 35(+21)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS 34(+19)(+5); I take 6 2: TS 34(+14)(+5); I take 6 3: TS 36(+17)(+5); I take 6 4: TS blocked; I take 6 5: TS 37(+25)(+5); second form down! 2007-04-17 (Jarlsuary 1) greycat, level 11 DB (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 87/83/113 equipment: mesh cap, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, leather chaps, golde frontes, stainless scarf, bacon bracelet skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 119/119; MP 89/131 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 38(+25); I take 6 2: TS 38(+21); I take 6 3: TS 37(+15); she misses 4: TS crit 43(+23); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: TS blocked; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS 32(+25); I take 7 4: TS 34(+24); I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS 34(+22); I take 6 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS 34(+25); I take 7 9: TS crit 38(+24); second form down! 2007-04-18 (Jarlsuary 2) greycat, level 11 DB (ronin teet) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/81/100 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, broken sword, giant glove, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf, ring of conflict skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 96/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 10 MP 1: TS 22(+20)(+5); I take 7 2: TS 18(+23)(+5); pumpkin does 8; I take 7 3: TS 14(+20)(+5); pumpkin does 4; she heals 4: TS blocked; she steals 18 MP 5: TS 22(+16)(+5); pumpkin does 5; she misses 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS 18(+25)(+5); pumpkin does 7; first form down! forgot to check HP/MP Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: Noodles blocked; I take 7 2: Noodles stick; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5; she struggles 3: Stream blocked; she struggles 4: Stream blocked; she breaks free; she scabs 5: TS 18(+28)(+5); pumpkin does 7; I take 7 6: TS blocked; she misses 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS 20(+22)(+5); fam heals 20/20; I take 7 9: TS 18(+22)(+5); fam heals 21/21; I take 7 10: TS blocked; she scabs 11: TS 16(+16)(+5); I take 7 12: TS blocked; I take 7 13: TS 20(+21)(+5); I take 7 14: TS blocked; I take 7 15: TS 16(+28)(+5); fam heals 18/18; second form down! 2007-04-19 (Jarlsuary 3) greycat, level 11 TT (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 109/73/70 equipment: giant bottlecap, hipposkin poncho, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot, ring of conflict skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 221/221; MP 84/123 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS 54(+3); fam does 10; I take 12 5: TS 77(+4); I take 12 6: TS 72(+5); pumpkin does 3; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 60(+5); pumpkin does 4; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; I take 12 6: TS blocked; I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS blocked; I take 12 9: balm blocked & balm heals 15; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 5; I take 12 10: TS crit 70(+3); I take 12 11: TS blocked; I take 12 12: balm heals 15 & balm heals 13; I take 12 13: TS 58(+5); pumpkin does 5; she misses 14: TS 78(+4); fam stuns + toast; second form down! 2007-04-20 (Jarlsuary 4) greycat, level 11 AT (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 93/82/99 equipment: pith helmet, hippo poncho, Smurf of Smurf, batblade, giant glove, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 126/126; MP 129/137 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS 43(+29)(+5); I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 43(+19)(+5); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 8; she shimmers; I take 7 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 44(+29)(+5); fam heals 18/18; first form down! HP 126/126; MP 137/137 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS 44(+28)(+5); pumpkin does 8; I take 7 2: TS blocked; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS blocked; I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS crit 37(+28)(+5); fam steals 54 meat; I take 7 8: TS 47(+26)(+5); fam steals 59 meat; pumpkin does 4; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-04-21 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 11 P (ronin teet) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 76/141/71 equipment: star hat, hippo poncho, Smurf of Smurf, titanium umbrella, alpha-mail pants, stainless scarf, stuffed parrot, chintzy noodle ring skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 104/104; MP 170/388 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS 16(+19); fam steals 52 meat; I take 6 2: TS 16(+16); fam heals 15/15; pumpkin does 4; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: Stream 37/hot; pumpkin does 3; I take 6 5: Stream blocked; she heals 6: Stream blocked; she steals 11 MP 7: Stream 37/cold; I take 6 8: Stream blocked; I take 6 9: Stream 34/cold; she heals 10: Stream blocked; I take 6 11: Stream 39/hot; I take 6 12: Stream 38/cold; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 2; I take 6 13: Stream 37/cold; fam steals 40 meat; pumpkin does 5; I take 6 14: balm blocked & balm blocked; she misses 15: balm heals 15 & balm blocked; I take 6 16: Stream 39/cold; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Noodles stick; she struggles 2: Stream blocked; she struggles 3: Stream 36/cold; she struggles 4: Stream blocked; she breaks free; I take 6 5: Stream 34/hot; fam does 12; I take 6 6: Stream blocked; I take 6 7: Stream blocked; I take 6 8: Stream blocked; I take 6 9: balm blocked & ointment blocked; I take 6 10: cast heals 20 & cast blocked; fam head-bites; I take 6 11: Stream 34/hot; fam steals 42 meat; I take 6 12: Stream 33/cold; fam heals 15/15; I take 6 13: Stream 31/hot; I take 6 14: Stream blocked; I take 6 15: Stream blocked; I take 6 16: Stream 30/cold; second form down! 2007-04-21 (Jarlsuary 5) lightgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 115/77/67 equipment: giant bottlecap, hippo poncho, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, 7r0uZ0RZ, amulet of plot, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: TS, Hide/Otter, Claws, Claws, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Noodles, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 30-pound spirit hobo (with pumpkin bucket) HP 259/259; MP 83/112 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam swears never to do this again; I take 13 1: TS blocked; I take 13 2: TS 52; fam hits/restores 15; pumpkin does 11; I take 13 3: TS 52; I take 13 4: TS 52; fam hits/restores 9; I take 13 5: TS crit 60; fam hits/restores 12; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam swears never to do it again; she steals 17 MP 1: TS blocked; I take 13 2: TS 56; fam hits/restores 9; pumpkin does 8; I take 13 3: TS blocked; I take 13 4: TS 58; I take 13 5: TS blocked; I take 13 6: TS blocked; I take 13 7: TS blocked; I take 13 8: TS crit 64; fam hits/restores 15; I take 13 9: TS blocked; I take 13 10: TS blocked; I take 13 11: TS 58; second form down! 2007-04-22 (Jarlsuary 6) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (hardcore oxy) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 78/73/32 equipment: wolf mask, Smurf of Smurf, 5-ball, furry pants, ham necklace, bacon bracelet, dirty hobo gloves skills: Sympathy, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 81/81; MP 73/73 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 10 MP 1: Dance of Doom blocked; I take 7 2: Dance of Doom blocked; she misses 3: Dance of Doom blocked; I take 6 4: Dance of Doom blocked; she heals 5: Dance of Doom 6; I take 5 6: attack 10(+5)(+2)(+5); she misses 7: attack misses; I take 5 8: attack misses; fam does 10; I take 5 9: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers 10: Dance of Doom 4; fam does 9; she misses 11: attack misses; fam does 9; she misses 12: attack fumble 1; fam steals 36 meat; she misses 13: attack fumble 3; she misses 14: attack 10(+5)(+2)(+5); fam stuns + toast 15: attack 8(+5)(+2)(+5); I take 5 16: attack misses; she misses 17: attack 11(+5)(+2)(+5); I take 5 18: balm blocked & balm blocked; she misses 19: balm heals 13 & balm heals 14; fam heals 12/12; I take 5 20: attack crit 15(+5)(+2)(+5); she heals 21: attack misses; fam steals 37 meat; she misses 22: attack 9(+5)(+2)(+5); fam steals 33 meat; she misses 23: attack 9(+5)(+2)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 24: attack misses; fam heals 12/12; I take 5 25: attack misses; fam steals 27 meat; she misses 26: attack misses; fam does 7; she heals 27: attack misses; fam heals 15/15; she misses 28: attack 8(+5)(+2)(+5); fam heals 14/14; she misses 29: attack misses; fam head-bites; she shimmers; she steals 14 MP 30: Dance of Doom 6; she misses 31: attack 8(+5)(+2)(+5); I take 5 32: attack 11(+5)(+2)(+5); I take 5 33: attack misses; fam heals 15/15; she steals 16 MP 34: attack fumble 2; fam head-bites; she shimmers 35: Dance of Doom blocked; I take 7 36: Dance of Doom blocked; she steals 17 MP 37: Dance of Doom 4; she misses 38: attack 12(+5)(+2)(+5); I take 5 39: attack 9(+5)(+2)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: Boogaloo blocked; I take 9 2: Boogaloo 9; fam does 9; I take 7 3: Eye-Poke 7 4: attack misses; I take 6 5: attack misses; fam head-bites; I take 5 6: attack 12(+5)(+2)(+5); she misses 7: attack misses; she misses 8: attack crit 17(+5)(+2)(+5); she misses 9: attack 9(+5)(+2)(+5); fam does 10; I take 5 10: elixir blocked & elixir heals 19; she misses 11: attack 10(+5)(+2)(+5); she misses 12: attack 12(+5)(+2)(+5); fam heals 15/15; I take 5 13: attack misses; she steals 16 MP 14: attack misses; fam steals 27 meat; she misses 15: attack misses; she misses 16: attack misses; I take 5 17: attack 9(+5)(+2)(+5); fam head-bites; she bulges 18: Boogaloo blocked; I take 9 19: onion shuriken 13/sleaze & onion 10/sleaze; I take 9 20: onion 12/sleaze & onion 15/sleaze; fam head-bites; second form down! 2007-04-22 (Jarlsuary 6) greycat, level 11 SC (ronin) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 108/72/71 equipment: giant bottlecap, hippo poncho, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, alpha-mail pants, stuffed parrot, hobo gloves, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, 2 Claws, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Entangling, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk familiar: 15-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 219/219; MP 104/121 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS blocked; she misses 2: TS crit 76(+6)(+2); pumpkin does 3; I take 11 3: TS 56(+7)(+2); she misses 4: TS 66(+3)(+2); she heals 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 11 7: TS 71(+4)(+2); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 1: TS 66(+5)(+2); I take 11 2: TS blocked; I take 11 3: TS blocked; I take 11 4: TS 64(+4)(+2); I take 11 5: TS blocked; I take 11 6: TS 70(+5)(+2); pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2007-04-24 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/82/98 equipment: pith helmet, flaming shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, stainless scarf, amulet of plot, stuffed parrot skills: lots familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 123/184 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 1: TS crit 41(+13)(+5); fam steals 65 meat; I take 7 2: TS 43(+14)(+5); fam stuns + toast 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS 40(+21)(+5); I take 7 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 8: TS 40(+16)(+5); pumpkin does 7; first form down! HP 94/124; MP 93/184 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: TS 40(+21)(+5); I take 7 2: Knee 19(+23)(+5) +45 +stun; fam heals 20/20 3: Knee 22(+17)(+5) +61 +stun; fam heals 20/20; second form down! 2007-04-26 (Frankruary 2) darkgreycat, level 11 S (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 75/124/70 equipment: star hat, flaming shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, troutpiece, stainless scarf, hobo gloves, stuffed parrot skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 103/103; MP 102/348 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: Knee 22(+18)(+2) +39; fam head-bites; she shimmers; I take 6 2: Knee 19(+20)(+2) +31; I take 6 3: Knee blocked; I take 6 4: Knee blocked; she steals 15 MP 5: Knee blocked; she misses 6: Knee 19(+21)(+2) +33; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: Knee 22(+23)(+2) +31; fam heals 18/18; I take 6 2: Knee 20(+13)(+2) +28; fam steals 62 meat; pumpkin does 4; I take 6 3: Knee blocked; I take 6 4: Knee blocked; she steals 11 MP 5: Knee blocked; I take 6 6: Knee blocked; I take 7 7: Knee 20(+23)(+2) +40; second form down! 2007-04-29 (Frankruary 5) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Platypus) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/86/96 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, hobo gloves, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 124/124; MP 143/143 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP 1: Knee blocked; she heals 2: Knee 12(+13)(+7)(+9) +59 +stun 3: Knee 13(+20)(+7)(+9) +55; she misses 4: Knee crit 17(+23)(+7)(+9) +41 +stun; fam does 13; pumpkin does 5; 1st down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: Knee blocked; I take 7 2: Knee blocked; she scabs 3: Knee 10(+15)(+7)(+9) +53 +stun 4: Knee blocked; I take 7 5: Knee blocked; she scabs 6: Knee 11(+23)(+7)(+9) +58; fam does 13; I take 7 7: Knee blocked; I take 7 8: Knee 12(+18)(+7)(+9) +55 +stun; fam steals 71 meat; pumpkin does 4; 2nd down! 2007-05-03 (Starch 1) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 93/81/100 equipment: pith helmet, flaming shirt, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, giant glove, stainless scarf, hobo gloves, stuffed parrot skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 126/126; MP 125/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: Knee 13(+20)(+7)(+9) +52 +stun 2: Knee 14(+23)(+7)(+9) +56; fam does 16; pumpkin does 4; she steals 11 MP 3: Knee 10(+13)(+7)(+9) +50; fam head-bites; pumpkin does 6; first form down! HP 126/126; MP 113/136 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 2: Knee blocked; I take 7 3: Knee blocked; I take 7 4: Knee 12(+20)(+7)(+9) +34 +stun; fam head-bites 5: Knee blocked; I take 7 6: Knee 12(+23)(+7)(+9) +49; I take 7 7: Knee blocked; I take 7 8: Knee blocked; she steals 13 MP 9: TS 24(+14)(+7)(+9); pumpkin does 4; second form down! 2007-05-05 (Starch 3) darkgreycat, leel 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Blender) buffed stats: 92/94/114 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, leather chaps, amulet of plot, stainless solitaire, stainless scarf skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 26-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 165/165; MP 129/196 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: Knee 28 +60 +stun 2: Knee 27 +64; pumpkin does 13; I take 9 3: Knee blocked; I take 9 4: Knee blocked; I take 9 5: Knee 27 +62; first form down! HP 159/165; MP 129/196 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: Knee blocked; I take 9 2: Knee 28 +62; pumpkin does 7; I take 9 3: Knee 26 +63 +stun 3: Knee blocked; I take 9 4: Knee 29 +35 +stun; pumpkin does 11; second form down! 2007-05-27 (Bill 1) greycat, level 11 SC (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 112/73/72 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, furry pants, stuffed parrot, hobo gloves, acid flower skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, 2 Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Tao, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: sombrero HP 226/226; MP 99/123 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (acid??); I take 12 1: TS 80(+4)(+2)(+5); acid for 3; I take 12 2: TS blocked; she misses 3: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 4: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 5: TS 71(+4)(+2)(+5); acid for 3; I take 12 6: TS 76(+6)(+2)(+5); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: acid for 3; I take 12 1: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 2: TS blocked; acid for 5; I take 12 3: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 4: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 5: TS 81(+7)(+2)(+5); acid for 3; I take 12 6: TS blocked; acid for 3; I take 12 7: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 8: TS blocked; she scabs 9: TS 74(+5)(+2)(+5); acid for 4; I take 12 10: TS blocked; acid for 4; I take 12 11: balm heals 14 & balm heals 14; acid for 3; I take 12 12: TS 81(+7)(+2)(+5); second form down! 2007-05-29 (Bill 3) greycat, level 11 TT (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 134/72/70 equipment: mohawk wig, hippo poncho, Smurf of Smurf, stainless shilly, alpha-mail pants, ham necklace, stuffed parrot, bacon earring skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, 2 Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR HP 270/270; MP 84/121 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 1: TS blocked; I take 14 2: TS blocked; I take 14 3: TS 86(+12); fam heals 11/11; I take 14 4: TS 90(+13); I take 14 5: TS 86(+18); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 1: TS blocked; I take 14 2: TS 86(+17); fam does 7; I take 14 3: TS blocked; I take 14 4: TS blocked; I take 14 5: TS blocked; I take 14 6: TS blocked; I take 14 7: TS crit 94(+11); I take 14 8: TS blocked; I take 14 9: TS blocked; she scabs 10: TS blocked; I take 14 11: TS blocked; she scabs 12: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 13: TS 86(+16); she scabs 14: TS 89(+13); second form down! 2007-05-31 (Bill 5) greycat, level 11 S (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 80/112/68 equipment: star hat, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, 7r0uZ0RZ, ham necklace, amulet of plot, peace-sign necklace skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, 2 Claws, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR HP 110/110; MP 120/360 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: Knee blocked; I take 6 2: Knee 23(+19) +25 +stun 3: Knee blocked; I take 6 4: Knee blocked; I take 6 5: Knee blocked; I take 6 6: Knee blocked; I take 6 7: Knee blocked; I take 6 8: Knee blocked; I take 6 9: Knee crit 32(+12) +31; she heals 10: Knee 25(+14) +36; fam steals 29 meat; she misses 11: balm heals 15 & elixir blocked; fam steals 27 meat; I take 6 12: Knee blocked; she steals 14 MP 13: Knee blocked; I take 6 14: TS 32(+18); fam heals 14/14; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: Knee 22(+23) +37; I take 6 2: Knee 21(+22) +24; fam does 7; I take 6 3: Knee blocked; I take 6 4: Knee blocked; I take 6 5: Knee blocked; I take 6 6: Knee 21(+24) +37; second form down! 2007-05-31 (Bill 5) lightgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin) (Blender) buffed stats: 70/91/98 equipment: mohawk wig, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, torn-up glove, 2x amulet of plot, stainless scarf skills: TS, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Sympathy, Tao, Minor Ray, Noodles, Cone, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 30-pound spirit hobo (with pumpkin bucket) HP 129/129; MP 58/151 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam is unsteady; I take 7 1: TS 42(+5); I take 7 2: TS 45(+5); I take 7 3: TS 45(+5); fam hits/restores 17; pumpkin does 12; she steals 11 MP 4: TS blocked; she misses 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS 47(+5); fam hits/restores 14; pumpkin does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam is unsteady; I take 7 1: TS 46(+5); pumpkin does 7; I take 7 2: TS 41(+5); fam hits/restores 12; I take 7 3: TS blocked; I take 7 4: TS blocked; she scabs 5: TS blocked; I take 7 6: TS blocked; I take 7 7: TS blocked; I take 7 8: TS blocked; I take 7 9: balm heals 15 & balm heals 13; I take 7 10: TS blocked; I take 7 11: TS blocked; she scabs 12: TS blocked; I take 7 13: TS 43(+5); fam hits/restores 11; pumpkin does 13; I take 7 14: TS 43(+5); pumpkin does 9; she scabs 15: TS blocked; I take 7 16: TS blocked; I take 7 17: TS 45(+5); fam hits/restores 9; second form down! 2007-06-01 (Bill 6) greycat, level 11 TT (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 110/73/71 equipment: giant bottlecap, hippo poncho, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, troutpiece, stuffed parrot, Baron's monocle, stainless scarf skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Minor Ray, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 223/223; MP 81/123 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS blocked; I take 12 3: TS 70(+6); fam does 9; pumpkin does 2; I take 12 4: TS blocked; I take 12 5: TS blocked; she steals 13 MP 6: TS 64(+6); she misses 7: TS 74(+7); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: TS blocked; I take 12 2: TS 70(+3); I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS 52(+6); fam head-bites; I take 12 5: TS blocked; she scabs 6: TS 80(+6); she steals 15 MP 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: TS 70(+5); fam steals 55 meat; second form down! 2007-06-02 (Bill 7) greycat, level 11 TT (ronin) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 109/81/72 equipment: mohawk wig, hippo poncho, pitchfork, Smurf of Smurf, troutpiece, stainless scarf, hobo gloves, stuffed parrot skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Minor Ray, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 16-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 211/221; MP 74/136 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 1: Knee 35(+5)(+2) +30; I take 12 2: TS 77(+4)(+2); pumpkin does 7; I take 12 3: TS blocked; I take 12 4: TS blocked; she steals 17 MP 5: TS blocked; she misses 6: TS 74(+3)(+2); pumpkin does 8; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: Knee 46(+3)(+2) +28; I take 12 2: Knee blocked; I take 12 3: Knee blocked; I take 12 4: Knee blocked; she steals 13 MP 5: TS blocked; she scabs 6: TS 78(+4)(+2); I take 12 7: TS blocked; I take 12 8: seltzer restores 8 & seltzer restores 8; (forgot to look, dammit) 9: TS blocked; I take 12 10: TS 72(+4)(+2); I take 12 11: TS 79(+4)(+2); second form down! 2007-06-13 (Petember 2) darkgreycat, level 11 SC (ronin boozetafarian) (Mongoose) buffed stats: 110/81/80 equipment: star hat, bronze breastplate, lupine sword, Smurf of Smurf, leather chaps, stuffed parrot, giant pinky ring, stainless scarf skills: all but Rigatoni. familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 223/223; MP 100/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP 1: Knee blocked; I take 12 2: Knee blocked; she misses 3: Knee blocked; I take 12 4: Knee 26(+6)(+9) +60 +stun; fam does 9 5: Knee blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: Knee 29(+5)(+9) +38; I take 12 7: Knee blocked; I take 12 8: Knee 24(+7)(+9) +62 +stun; pumpkin does 3; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: Knee blocked; I take 12 2: Knee 29(+5)(+9) +34 +stun; pumpkin does 4 3: Knee 27(+3)(+9) +45 +stun 4: Knee blocked; I take 12 5: Knee crit 31(+6)(+9) +60 +stun; pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2007-06-17 (Petember 6) darkgreycat, level 11 P (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 79/127/70 equipment: mohawk wig, hippo poncho, Smurf of Smurf, lupine sword, 1337 7r0uz0rz, stainless scarf, amulet of plot, stuffed parrot skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 30-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 109/109; MP 150/354 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: TS 41(+14)(+9); I take 6 2: TS blocked; I take 6 3: TS blocked; I take 6 4: TS 34(+24)(+9); pumpkin does 8; she steals 17 MP 5: TS blocked; I take 6 6: TS blocked; I take 6 7: TS 32(+18)(+9); pumpkin does 13; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: TS 40(+17)(+9); I take 7 2: TS crit 39(+17)(+9); I take 7 3: TS 34(+12)(+9); I take 6 4: TS 35(+18)(+9); second form down! 2007-06-20 (Carlvember 1) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (ronin boozetafarian) (Marmot) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 91/83/104 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, Smurf of Smurf, pilgrim shield, torn-up glove, stuffed parrot x2, stainless scarf skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 163/163; MP 146/146 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 1: Knee blocked; she misses 2: Knee blocked; she heals 3: Knee 27(+5) +54 +stun; fam stuns + toast 4: Knee 26(+5) +47; fam stuns + toast 5: Knee 29(+5) +46; fam head-bites; first form down! HP 163/163; MP 138/146 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 1: Knee blocked; I take 9 2: Knee 27(+5) +41; I take 9 3: Knee blocked; she steals 10 MP 4: Knee 27(+5) +60 +stun; fam head-bites 5: Knee blocked; I take 9 6: Knee 27(+5) +61 +stun; pumpkin does 8; fam gains pound; second form down! 2007-06-22 (Carlvember 3) darkgreycat, level 11 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Opossum(!!)) (MCD=11) buffed stats: 94/93/98 equipment: pith helmet, bronze breastplate, Smurf of Smurf, pitchfork, giant glove, stainless solitaire, stuffed parrot, stainless scarf skills: all but Rigatoni familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 129/129; MP 119/155 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 1: Knee blocked; I take 7 2: Knee 21(+20)(+5) +49; fam does 16; I take 7 3: Knee blocked; she steals 15 MP 4: Knee blocked; she misses 5: Knee blocked; I take 7 6: Knee blocked; I take 7 7: Knee crit 22(+17)(+5) +42 +stun 8: Knee blocked; I take 7 9: Knee blocked; I take 7 10: TS blocked; she misses 11: TS blocked; I take 7 12: TS 40(+23)(+5); fam does 15; first form down! HP 85/129; MP 95/155 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 1: Knee blocked; I take 7 2: Knee blocked; I take 7 3: Knee blocked; I take 7 4: Knee 19(+16)(+5) +55 +stun; fam does 16 5: Knee blocked; I take 7 6: Knee 23(+17)(+5) +56 +stun; fam heals 18/18; pumpkin does 6; fam gains pound; second form down! ** NS13 **