** NS13 ** 2007-07-02 (Porktober 5) greycat, level 13 TT (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 160/110/110 buffed stats: 178/125/112 equipment: beer helmet, white hat hacker T-shirt, lead pipe, catskin buckler, distressed denim pants, Gaia beads, Lockenstock sandals, liti Kitty phone charm skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Hero, Tao, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 12-pound star starfish (no equipment) HP 356/356; MP 260/260 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 1: Head/Knee/Shield 33(+17)(+15) +48 +43 +35; I take 5 2: Head/Knee/Shield blocked; I take 5 3: Head/Knee/Shield blocked; I take 5 4: Head/Knee/Shield crit 52(+17)(+15) +35 +64/stun +22; fam does/restores 4 First form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: Head/Knee/Shield 23(+17)(+15) +49 +34/stun +34; fam does/restores 7 2: Head/Knee/Shield 26(+17)(+15) +61 +48/stun +26; fam does/restores 6 3: Head/Knee/Shield 26(+17)(+15) +40 +61 +33; I take 7 4: Head/Knee/Shield blocked; I take 6 5: Head/Knee/Shield blocked; I take 6 6: Head/Knee/Shield 29(+17)(+15) +42 +59 +18; fam does/restores 5 Second form down! 2007-07-08 (Boozember 3) greycat, level 13 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) raw stats: 106/151/110 buffed stats: 109/160/110 equipment: bat hat, Knob Goblin elite shirt, batblade, wonderwall shield, bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, liti Kitty, Gaia beads skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Hero, Tao, Minor Ray, Noodles, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, (Spaghetti), Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound MAS (with ant rake) HP 214/214; MP 369/441 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 18 1: shield blocked; I take 23 2: shield 35(+10)(+15) +24; fam misses; I take 23 3: shield blocked; I take 23 4: shield 45(+10)(+15) +29; fam does 8(+9); she heals 5: shield crit 55(+10)(+15) +37; fam misses; rake does 12/hot; I take 21 6: shield blocked; I take 22 7: RPP heals 113 & gauze blocked; fam does 8(+10); I take 21 8: shield 40(+10)(+15) +24; fam misses; I take 22 9: shield 35(+10)(+15) +38; fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 26 1: shield blocked; I take 26 2: shield blocked; I take 26 3: shield blocked; I take 26 4: gauze heals 85 & gauze (silently) blocked(??); fam misses; I take 27 5: gauze (silently) blocked(??) & gas balloon knocks out; fam does 9(+10); rake does 10/hot 6: gauze heals 88 & elixir heals 18; fam howls; she's out 7: shield blocked; she's out 8: shield 48(+10)(+15) +33; fam misses; I take 26 9: shield 42(+10)(+15) +21; fam howls; I take 25 10: shield blocked; I take 24 11: shield blocked; I take 25 12: noodles blocked; I take 25 13: noodles entangle; fam does 6(+9); she struggles 14: filthy poultice blocked & elixir heals 18; fam does 10(+10); she struggles 15: shield 41(+10)(+15) +28; fam misses; rake does 11/hot; she breaks free; I take 24 16: shield blocked; I take 25 17: pipe bomb does 70 & pipe bomb (silently) blocked(??); fam howls; I take 25 18: pipe bomb doesa 64 & beer bomb does 67; fam misses; rake does 10/hot; I take 24 19: pipe bomb (silently) blocked(??) & beer bomb does 56; fam misses; ant rake does 10/hot Second form down! THIRD FORM BEAT MY ASS BECAUSE I HAVE NO WAND!!! ARGH! Switch gear. buffed stats: 114/165/115 equipment: bat hat, KG elite shirt, batblade, wonderwall, bullet-proofs, badass belt, liti Kitty, Gaia beads HP 220/220; MP 445/452 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 21 1: shield blocked; I take 22 2: shield 47(+10)(+15) +27; fam misses; I take 21 3: shield 41(+10)(+15) +35; fam misses; I take 21 4: shield blocked; I take 20 5: salve heals 15 6: salve heals 15 7: salve blocked; I take 20 8: salve heals 11; fam howls; I take 19 9: salve heals 14; fam misses; rake does 12/hot; I take 19 10: salve heals 14; fam misses; I take 19 11: salve heals 13; fam howls; I take 19 12: shield blocked; I take 19 13: shield blocked; I take 19 14: shield 33(+10)(+15) +23; fam howls; rake does 11/hot; I take 17 15: green pixel potion blocked & handful of sand blocked; I take 19 16: shield 45(+10)(+15) +28; fam does 9(+6); first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 24 1: noodles blocked; I take 24; I lose. HP 220/220; MP 441/452 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 22 1: fettucini blocked; she steals 11 MP 2: fettucini blocked; I take 22 3: fettucini blocked; I take 21 4: fettucini 96/spooky; fam does 10(+6); I take 20 5: shield blocked; I take 21 6: shield blocked; I take 22 7: shield 37(+10)(+15) +36; fam does 7(+10); rake does 11/hot; I take 20 8: shield 43(+10)(+15) +27; fam howls; rake does 10/hot; I take 19 9: salve heals 14 10: salve heals 13; fam howls; I take 20 11: shield 36(+10)(+15) +25; fam howls; rake does 11/hot; fam gains a pound First form down! familiar: 7-pound MAS (with ant rake) Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 26 1: noodles entangle; fam does 10(+6); she struggles 2: salve heals 13; fam does 8(+6); she struggles 3: shield 44(+10)(+15) +26; fam howls; she struggles 4: beer bomb 73 & sand blocked; fam howls; she struggles 5: pipe bomb 59 & sand hits eyes; fam misses; she breaks free; I take 21 6: shield 36(+10)(+15) +26; fam misses; rake does 11/hot; I take 20 7: shield blocked; I take 19; I lose. Switch gear. equipment: bat hat, hippo poncho, batblade, wonderwall, bullet-proofs, badass belt, bejeweled pledge pin, bacon pendant buffed stats: 111/169/115 HP 268/268; MP 448/461 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: she steals 15 MP 1: fettucini blocked; I take 19 2: fettucini blocked; I take 18 3: fettucini 128/spooky; fam howls; she heals 4: fettucini 110/spooky; fam does 8(+8); she steals 12 MP 5: fettucini 107/spooky; fam misses; I take 18 6: fettucini 133/spooky; fam howls; I take 18 7: fettucini blocked; I take 18 8: shield blocked; I take 18 9: shield 38 +30; fam misses; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 22 1: noodles entangle; fam howls; she struggles 2: fettucini blocked; she struggles 3: fettucini blocked; she struggles 4: fettucini blocked; she breaks free; I take 20 5: fettucini 118/spooky; fam misses; I take 21 6: salve heals 12 7: MMJ blocked & MMJ blocked; I take 22 8: MMJ restores 24 & MMJ blocked; fam howls; rake does 12/hot; I take 22 9: shield crit 71 +27; fam does 9(+7); rake does 12/hot; she scabs 10: shield 41 +20; fam misses; I take 20 11: shield blocked; I take 20 12: salve heals 14 13: salve blocked; I take 20 14: shield blocked; I take 19; I lose. HP 268/268; MP 445/461 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 18 1: fettucini 103/spooky; fam howls; I take 19 2: fettucini blocked; I take 19 3: fettucini blocked; I take 18 4: fettucini 108/spooky; fam misses; rake does 12/hot; I take 17 5: fettucini 106/spooky; fam howls; rake does 11/hot; I take 18 6: fettucini blocked; I take 18 7: shield blocked; I take 19 8: shield 44 +29; fam misses; first form down! Fight 5, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: noodles entangle; fam howls; she struggles 2: fettucini 117/spooky; fam does 7(+10); she struggles 3: fettucini 125/spooky; fam howls; she struggles 4: fettucini 102/spooky; fam misses; she breaks free; I take 21 5: fettucini blocked; I take 22 6: elixir heals 19 & elixir heals 19; fam does 6(+8); she steals 18 MP 7: salve blocked; I take 22 8: salve heals 14 9: salve heals 14; fam howls; I take 21 10: fettucini 130/spooky; fam misses; I take 20 11: MMJ blocked & MMJ restores 24; fam howls; I take 20 12: shield crit 51 +34; fam howls; she scabs 13: shield blocked; I take 20 14: elixir blocked & elixir heals 18; fam does 10(+8); rake does 11/hot; I take 20 15: elixir blocked & elixir heals 18; fam does 7(+7); I take 19 16: elixir heals 20 & elixir heals 19; fam howls; I take 20 17: pipe bomb 66 & pipe bomb 56; fam howls; I take 20 18: elixir heals 18 & elixir blocked; fam misses; I take 19 19: elixir blocked & elixir heals 18; fam howls; I take 18 20: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 20; fam does 6(+6); rake does 10/hot; I take 18 21: shield blocked; I take 18 22: shield 43 +30; fam misses; I take 17 23: elixir heals 18 & elixir heals 19; fam misses; she steals 13 MP 24: shield 49 +35; fam howls; second form down! 2007-07-09 (Boozember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 P (booze) (Marmot) (MCD=0) raw stats: 110/154/117 buffed stats: 167/202/177 equipment: pith helmet, star shirt, Staff of the Walk-In Freezer, glacial grimoire, plexi pants, Orange Star, stainless solitaire, Yellow Moon skills: all NS11 skills familiar: 17-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 224/224; MP 465/477 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: cone 213/cold; fam steals 51 meat; I take 6 2: cone 188/cold; fam steals 63 meat; first form down! HP 224/224; MP 451/477 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: cone blocked; I take 9 2: noodles blocked; I take 9 3: noodles entangle; she struggles 4: cone blocked; she struggles 5: cone 175/cold; fam heals 20/20; she struggles 6: cone 180/cold; pumpkin does 5; she struggles 7: cone blocked; she breaks free; I take 10 8: cone blocked; I take 10 9: cone 180/cold; pumpkin does 4; I take 9 10: cone blocked; I take 9 11: cone 205/cold; fam gains pound; second form down! 2007-07-14 (Dougtember 1) greycat, level 11 AT (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 108/108/151 buffed stats: 122/127/197 equipment: fancy ball mask, bat-ass jacket, beer-a-pult, Boss Bat britches, tap shoes, Bonerdagon necklace, Nickel Gamma of Frugality skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Noodles, Bandages, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 165/165; MP 161/200 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 25(+10)(+10); fam heals 14/14; I take 14 2: face stab blocked; she misses 3: face stab 16; fam heals 14/14; she misses 4: attack 26(+10)(+10); fam heals 12/12; she misses 5: attack crit 58(+10)(+10); she misses 6: attack 27(+10)(+10); fam stuns + toast 7: attack 24(+10)(+10); she misses 8: attack 34(+10)(+10); fam head-bites; she misses 9: attack 25(+10)(+10); she misses 10: attack 42(+10)(+10); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 1: face stab 15; I take 16 2: face stab 16; she misses 3: face stab 15; she misses 4: attack 42(+10)(+10: fam steals 27 meat; she misses 5: attack 35(+10)(+10); fam does 7; she misses 6: attack 39(+10)(+10); fam heals 14/14; she misses 7: attack 42(+10)(+10); she misses 8: attack 40(+10)(+10); she misses 9: attack 40(+10)(+10); fam steals 27 meat; she scabs 10: attack 23(+10)(+10); fam does 6; she misses 11: attack crit 60(+10)(+10); fam heals 14/14; she misses 12: attack 27(+10)(+10); fam steals 27 meat; she misses 13: attack 25(+10)(+10); fam does 7; she misses 14: attack crit 70(+10)(+10); second form down! 2007-07-21 (Dougtember 8) greycat, level 13 S (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 105/153/107 buffed stats: 123/171/139 equipment: reinforced beaded headband, bat-ass jacket, Staff of Blood/Pudding, kickback coobook, black greaves, Zinc Delta, pygmy nose-bone, stainless susp skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Noodles, Bandages, Rigatoni, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Salve, Immaculate, (Salsaball), Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 9-pound MAS (with lead necklace) HP 239/239; MP 467/467 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5(?) 1: wave blocked; I take 9 2: wave 94/cold (soul freeze); fam misses; I take 10 3: wave 94/cold (restores 32 MP); fam misses; I take 10 4: wave blocked; I take 10 5: wave blocked; I take 9 6: wave blocked; I take 9 7: wave blocked; I take 10 8: wave blocked; I take 10 9: wave blocked; I take 10 10: wave 94/hot (burning soul); fam howls; I take 10 11: wave 99/cold (soul freeze); fam does 7(+6); I take 9 12: wave blocked; I take 9 13: wave blocked; I take 10 14: wave blocked; I take 10 15: garter heals 107 & garter (invisibly blocked?); fam howls; I take 9 16: wave blocked; she steals 13 MP 17: wave blocked; I take 10 18: wave blocked; I take 10 19: wave 95/cold (restores 32 MP); fam misses; first form down! burning soul lost HP 182/239; MP 106/467 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 1: noodles blocked; I take 12 2: noodles blocked; I take 12 3: noodles blocked; I take 12 4: noodles entangle; fam misses; she struggles 5: garter heals 85 & MMJ (invisibly blocked?); fam misses; she struggles 6: face stab blocked; she breaks free; I take 12 7: face stab blocked; I take 12 8: face stab 18; fam misses; she steals 18 MP 9: face stab 15; fam howls; I take 10 10: face stab 17; fam howls; I take 8 11: face stab blocked; I take 8 12: face stab blocked; I take 9 13: green pixel potion 34MP/45HP; MMJ 25MP; fam misses; I take 8 14: face stab blocked; she steals 13 MP 15: face stab blocked; I take 8 16: face stab blocked; she steals 11 MP 17: face stab 16; fam does 8(+7); she bulges 18: green pixel potion blocked; MMJ 24MP; fam misses; she scabs 19: MMJ 23MP & MMJ blocked; fam does 11(+11); I take 11 20: wave 95/cold (soul freeze); fam misses; I take 12 21: wave 94/cold (+32MP); fam misses; I take 12 22: wave blocked; I take 11 23: MMJ 23MP & MMJ 24MP; fam misses; I take 12 24: wave blocked; I take 11 25: wave blocked; I take 12 26: MMJ 25MP & MMJ blocked; fam howls; I take 12 27: wave 97/cold (soul freeze); fam does 7(+7); she scabs 28: garter 88HP & MMJ 24MP; fam howls; I take 12 29: wave blocked; I take 11 30: MMJ 25MP & MMJ blocked; fam misses; I take 11 31: wave 94/cold (+32MP); fam misses; I take 12 32: wave blocked; I take 12 33: wave 99/cold (soul freeze); fam misses; I take 12 34: MMJ 25MP & MMJ 24MP; fam misses; I take 11 35: wave 99/hot (burning soul); fam misses; I take 11 36: wave 98/cold (+33MP); fam misses; second form down! 2007-07-25 (Jarlsuary 4) darkgreycat, level 17 AT (normal boozetafarian) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 208/206/283 buffed stats: 297/222/299 equipment: pith helmet, flaming pink shirt, goatskin umbrella, pilgrim shield, black greaves, Mr. Accessory Jr, Order of the Silver Wossname, bejeweled pledge pin skills: all NS11 skills familiar: 18-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 487/487; MP 311/350 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 149(+15); fam stuns + toast; pumpkin does 8 2: attack 155(+15); she misses 3: attack 147(+15); fam steals 66 meat; pumpkin does 6; first form down! HP 487/487; MP 321/350 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 145(+15); fam does 15; she misses 2: attack 149(+15); fam does 15; pumpkin does 5; she misses 3: attack 145(+15); fam heals 23/23; she misses 4: attack 136(+15); second form down! 2007-07-31 (Frankuary 2) greycat, level 13 P (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 109/151/107 buffed stats: 143/193/116 equipment: wreath of laurels, bat-ass, Staff of the Greasefire, wonderwall, bullet-proof, pledge pin, stainless scarf, Yellow Moon of Compassion skills: hardigness, ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Hero, Tao, Minor Ray, Noodles, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Rigatoni, Ravioli, Fearful, (Spaghetti Spear), Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 344/344; MP 471/558 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: eXtreme blocked; I take 10 2: eXtreme blocked; I take 11 3: eXtreme 85/sleaze; I take 11 4: eXtreme 68/stench; I take 11 5: eXtreme blocked; I take 11 6: eXtreme blocked; she steals 12 MP 7: eXtreme 83/sleaze; fam steals 41 meat; I take 12 8: eXtreme blocked; I take 10 9: eXtreme 73/phys; fam heals 12/12; I take 11 10: eXtreme blocked; I take 11 11: eXtreme 68/stench; fam head-bites; I take 11 12: eXtreme 85/sleaze; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 1: eXtreme 75/cold; fam stuns + toast 2: eXtreme 71/cold; I take 12 3: eXtreme 86/sleaze; I take 13 4: eXtreme blocked; I take 13 5: eXtreme 83/sleaze; I take 12 6: eXtreme blocked; I take 13 7: eXtreme 69/stench; fam heals 14/14; she scabs 8: eXtreme blocked; I take 13 9: eXtreme 76/spooky; I take 13 10: eXtreme 65/stench; fam stuns + toast 11: eXtreme 72/spooky; I take 13 12: eXtreme 79/sleaze; fam heals 12/12; second form down! 2007-07-31 (Frankuary 2) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (ronin boozetafarian) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/104/102 buffed stats: 207/129/142 equipment: pith, flaming pink, Smurf, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, stainless solitaire, Gaia beads, Nickel Gamma of Frugality skills: all NS11 skills familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 446/454; MP 203/203 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: attack 46(+10); fam does 13; I take 4 2: attack 42(+10); I take 5 3: attack 42(+10); pumpkin does 8; I take 4 4: attack 44(+10); pumpkin does 4; I take 4 5: attack 45(+10); fam does 13; I take 5 6: attack 42(+10); fam steals 48 meat; pumpkin does 8; I take 5 7: attack 44(+10); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 4; first form down! HP 436/454; MP 203/203 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 1: attack 31(+10); I take 4 2: attack 28(+10); I take 6 3: knee 28(+10) +40 +stun; pumpkin does 6 4: attack crit 36(+10); fam heals 21/21; I take 6 5: attack misses; fam stuns + toast 6: attack crit 38(+10); I take 5 7: shield crit 36(+10) +46; pumpkin does 4; I take 5 8: attack 29(+10); fam does 15; I take 5 9: attack 29(+10); I take 4 10: attack 28(+10); pumpkin does 8; I take 6 11: attack 29(+10); I take 5 12: attack 30(+10); I take 4 13: attack 30(+10); pumpkin does 8; second form down! 2007-08-05 (Frankuary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/105/149 buffed stats: 146/119/222 equipment: pith helmet, flaming pink shirt, fire poi, plexi pants, Nickel Gamma, tap shoes, Mr. Accessory Jr. skills: all NS11 skills familiar: 35-pound green pixie (with pumpkin bucket) HP 189/197; MP 172/187 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 29(+15); fam does 15; she misses 2: attack 32(+15); fam does 15; she misses 3: attack 33(+15); she steals 12 MP 4: attack 27(+15); she misses 5: attack 28(+15); fam does 9; she misses 6: attack crit 81(+15); pumpkin does 10; she misses 7: attack 31(+15); pumpkin does 9; first form down! HP 197/197; MP 172/187 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 33(+15); she misses 2: attack 39(+15); fam does 11; she misses 3: attack 34(+15); fam does 10; she steals 12 MP 4: attack fumble (-10); pumpkin does 12; she misses 5: attack fumble (-4); pumpkin does 9; she misses 6: attack 32(+15); pumpkin does 8; she misses 7: attack 45(+15); pumpkin does 16; she misses 8: attack crit 71(+15); she misses 9: attack 27(+15); fam does 9; pumpkin does 11; she misses 10: attack 31(+15); pumpkin does 16; she misses 11: attack 42(+15); she misses 12: attack crit 51(+15); second form down! 2007-08-10 (Starch 4) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (ronin boozetafarian) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/100/149 buffed stats: equipment: pith helmet, flaming pink, bottle-rocket xbow, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, Mr. A Jr., Order of Wossname, Copper Alpha skills: all NS11 skills familiar: 35-pound CPM (with pumpkin bucket) HP 191/252; MP 154/200 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 49; she misses 2: attack 55; she misses 3: attack crit 78; pumpkin does 14; she misses 4: attack 46; pumpkin does 11; she misses 5: attack 53; pumpkin does 9; she misses 6: attack 48; she misses 7: attack 45; pumpkin does 8; she misses 8: attack 48; first form down! HP 215/252; MP 165/200 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 55; she misses 2: attack crit 80; pumpkin does 16; she scabs 3: attack 52; pumpkin does 15; she misses 4: attack 51; she steals 17 MP 5: attack 45; she steals 18 MP 6: attack 46; she misses 7: attack 55; she misses 8: attack 47; she misses 9: attack 53; pumpkin does 10; she scabs 10: attack 51; pumpkin does 8; she misses 11: attack crit 86; pumpkin does 8; she misses 12: attack 54; she misses 13: attack 55; pumpkin does 13; second form down! 2007-08-17 (April 3) greycat, level 13 TT (Bad Moon) raw stats: 169/118/117 buffed stats: 202/142/131 equipment: catskin cap, bat-ass leather jacket, lead pipe, wicker shield, bullet-proof corduroys, Zinc Delta, Boris's ring, Iiti Kitty skills: Chronic, Envy, Headbutt, Skin, Shieldbutt, Symapthy, Kneebutt, Spectral familiar: 12-pound star starfish (no equipment) HP 347/347; MP 172/182 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 30 1: knee+shield 44(+15) +29 +stun +29; fam hits/restores 6 2: knee+shield blocked; I take 31 3: knee+shield 42(+15) +23 +stun +24 4: knee+shield 46(+15) +20 +stun +20 5: knee+shield 43(+15) +28 +20; fam hits/restores 5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 39 1: knee+shield 21(+15) +35 +stun +25 2: knee+shield 31(+15) +29 +34; fam hits/restores 4; I take 36 3: knee+shield blocked; I take 37 4: knee+shield 34(+15) +29 +20; I take 36 5: red pixel potion blocked; I take 35 6: filthy poultice blocked; I take 36 7: poultice blocked; I take 35 8: poultice heals 112; I take 37 9: head+knee+shield blocked; I take 37 10: head+knee+shield blocked; I take 36 11: head+knee+shield blocked; I take 38; I lose. HP 347/347; MP 173/182 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 33 1: knee+shield 44(+15) +19 +31; fam hits/restores 6; I take 32 2: knee+shield blocked; she heals 3: knee+shield 37(+15) +20 +21; I take 31 4: knee+shield blocked; I take 33 5: knee+shield 54(+15) +22 +stun +26; fam hits/restores 6 6: knee+shield 46(+15) +18 +22; fam hits/restores 6; she steals 14 MP 7: knee+shield crit 81(+15) +24 +stun +24; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 40 1: knee+shield 25(+15) +23 +18; she steals 11 MP 2: knee+shield 31(+15) +30 +stun +24; fam hits/restores 6 3: knee+shield 27(+15) +22 +20; I take 33 4: knee+shield blocked; I take 32 5: knee+shield 27(+15) +19 +19; I take 31 6: knee+shield blocked; I take 30 7: poultice blocked; I take 31 8: knee+shield blocked; I take 33; I lose. HP 347/347; MP 181/182 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 31 1: knee+shield 35(+15) +21 +32; fam hits/restores 9; I take 31 2: knee+shield blocked; I take 30 3: knee+shield blocked; I take 30 4: knee+shield 42(+15) +32 +stun +35 5: knee+shield blocked; I take 28 6: knee+shield blocked; I take 27 7: knee+shield 44(+15) +30 +stun +34 8: knee+shield blocked; I take 26 9: knee+shield blocked; I take 29 10: knee+shield 45(+15) +24 +stun + 29; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 38 1: knee+shield 29(+15) +23 +stun +27 2: knee+shield blocked; she steals 11 MP 3: knee+shield 32(+15) +20 +31; I take 37 4: knee+shield 33(+15) +18 +stun +35 5: gas balloon hits; she is unconscious 6: garter blocked; she is unconscious 7: garter heals 98; she is unconscious 8: knee+shield blocked; she is unconscious 9: attack crit 70(+15); fam hits/restores 7; I take 32 10: knee+shield blocked; she scabs 11: gas balloon hits; fam hits/restores 6; she is unconscious 12: attack crit 54(+15); she is unconscious 13: attack 31(+15); she is unconscious 14: green pixel potion 31MP/49HP; fam hits/restores 8; she is unconscious 15: attack 32(+15); I take 34 16: knee+shield 27(+15) +28 +stun +21 17: gas balloon hits; fam hits/restores 6; she is unconscious 18: attack 37(+15); fam hits/restores 6; second form down! 2007-08-27 (Martinus 5) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (casual) (detuned radio=10) raw stats: 101/101/151 buffed stats: 148/133/258 equipment: pith helmet, flaming pink, 2x bottle rocket xbox, plexi pants, Mr. A Jr., Wossname, stainless solitaire skills: all NS11 skills familiar: 29-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 199/199; MP 172/209 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 15 MP 1: attack 31(+18); pumpkin does 13; she misses 2: attack crit 57(+18); she misses 3: attack 39(+12); pumpkin does 8; she steals 17 MP 4: attack 37(+15); pumpkin does 7; she misses 5: attack 33(+18); she misses 6: attack crit 57(+10); she steals 17 MP 7: attack 38(+17); she misses 8: attack 34(+19); pumpkin does 13; first form down! HP 199/199; MP 133/209 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 35(+10); pumpkin does 7; she misses 2: attack 33(+17); she misses 3: attack 31(+20); she misses 4: attack 33(+20); pumpkin does 14; she misses 5: attack 31(+14); she misses 6: attack 30(+20); she misses 7: attack 34(+13); she steals 14 MP 8: attack 35(+12); she misses 9: attack 33(+12); pumpkin does 13; she misses 10: attack 40(+14); pumpkin does 14; she misses 11: attack fumble -16; pumpkin does 10; she misses 12: attack crit 71(+15); second form down! 2007-08-31 (Bill 1) greycat, level 13 SC (Bad Moon) raw stats: 154/105/111 buffed stats: 163/114/120 equipment: beer helmet, pointed stick, sawblade shield, distressed denim, Nickel Gamma, pledge pin, Iiti Kitty skills: chronic, gluttony, envy, pride, TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye familiar: 18-pound cocoabo (with chocolate spurs) HP 289/289; MP 103/154 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 54 1: TS blocked/misses (not sure which); I take 48 2: attack misses; fam steals 33 meat; she steals 14 MP 3: TS misses; I take 49 4: TS blocked; I take 49 5: TS misses; she steals 13 MP 6: TS misses; she steals 10 MP 7: TS misses; I take 52 8: CI 8/hot; fam steals 40 meat; I take 52; I lose. ... greycat, level 14 SC (Bad Moon) raw stats: 173/109/114 buffed stats: 182/118/123 equipment: beer helmet, antique spear, sawblade shield, distressed denim, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, Iiti Kitty skills: chronic, gluttony, envy, pride, TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye familiar: 18-pound cocoabo (with spurs) HP 317/317; MP 124/158 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: TS blocked; I take 51 2: TS blocked; I take 49 3: TS blocked; I take 49 4: TS crit 166(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 50 5: TS crit 166(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam heals 15/15; I take 46 6: TS 58(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 42 7: TS blocked; she heals 8: TS 58(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam heals 17/17; she steals 10 MP 9: TS 86(+15)(+15) +delevel; first form down! Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: TS misses; I take 57 2: TS misses; I take 56; I lose. ... greycat, level 14 SC (Bad Moon) raw stats: 175/112/120 buffed stats: 190/121/129 equipment: beer helmet, antique spear, snake shield, distressed denim, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, Iiti Kitty skills: chronic, gluttony, envy, pride, TS, LTS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye familiar: 18-pound cocoabo (with spurs) HP 329/329; MP 126/161 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 48 1: TS blocked; I take 45 2: TS blocked; I take 48 3: TS crit 165(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 46 4: TS 62(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 49 5: TS blocked; I take 48 6: TS crit 155(+15)(+15) +delevel; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 59; I lose. ... HP 329/329; MP 131/161 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 46 1: TS 66(+15)(+15) +delevel; she heals 2: TS 81(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 46 3: TS 81(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 44 4: TS blocked; I take 44 5: TS 60(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 40 6: TS 67(+15)(+15) +delevel; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 58 1: TS 59(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 53; I lose. ... HP 329/329; MP 132/161 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 45 1: TS 74(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 47 2: TS 70(+15)(+15) +delevel; she heals 3: TS blocked; I take 47 4: TS 67(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 43 5: TS blocked; I take 45 6: TS blocked; I take 46 7: TS 58(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 43 8: TS 61(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 44; I lose. ... HP 329/329; MP 133/161 Fight 6, Form 1: 0: I take 45 1: TS blocked; she heals 2: TS crit 164(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam does 12; I take 47 3: TS 73(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam heals 16/16; I take 46 4: LTS blocked; she heals 5: LTS 99(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam does 11; I take 45 6: LTS blocked; I take 43 7: LTS 129(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam does 10; first form down! Fight 6, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: LTS 72(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 53 2: green smoke bomb -- oh, crap. that's not what I thought. fight over. ... HP 329/329; MP 129/161 Fight 7, Form 1: 0: I take 49 1: LTS 75(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam does 12; she heals 2: LTS crit 201(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 48 3: LTS 103(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam delevels; first form down! Fight 7, Form 2: 0: I take 57 1: gas balloon blocked (DAMN IT!); I take 56 2: gas balloon hits; she lies there 3: garter blocked; she lies there 4: garter heals 98; she lies there 5: LTS crit 159(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 53 6: LTS blocked; I take 53 7: garter heals 114; I take 56 8: LTS 123(+15)(+15) +delevel; fam does 10; I take 53 9: garter heals 106; I take 55 10: LTS 108(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 53 11: garter heals 105; she steals 18 MP 12: LTS 66(+15)(+15) +delevel; I take 50 13: LTS blocked; I take 51 14: LTS 111(+15)(+15) +delevel; second form down! 2007-09-01 (Bill 2) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (HC oxy) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 155/97/101 buffed stats: 195/113/111 equipment: catskin cap, lead pipe, catskin buckler, bullet-proof corduroys, pledge pin, Iron Beta, wrench bracelet skills: Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Shieldbutt, Sympathy, Kneebutt familiar: 19-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 377/377; MP 146/153 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 36(?) 1: head+knee+shield 38 +20 +24 (stun) +30; fam steals 62 meat 2: head+knee+shield blocked; I take 48 3: HKS 48 +31 +29 (stun) +20 4: HKS blocked; she steals 14 MP 5: HKS blocked; I take 47 6: HKS 54 +22 +28 +26; I take 44 7: HKS blocked; I take 43 8: attack 53; fam stuns + toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: twiddle thumbs (what the...?) 1(?): knee blocked; I take 58 2(?): knee 31 +26; fam head-bites; I take 55 3(?): HKS blocked; I take 53; I lose. HP 377/377; MP 153/153 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: knee blocked; I take 50 2: knee 48 +24; fam head-bites; I take 45 3: knee blocked; I take 45 4: knee 53 +20 (stun); fam stuns + toast 5: knee blocked; I take 47 6: knee blocked; I take 44 7: knee 41 +20 (stun) 8: knee blocked; I take 46 9: HKS 54 +28 +28 +35; fam steals 67 meat; I take 44 10: HKS 54 +18 +30 (stun) +33; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: twiddle thumbs... (must be that fortune cookie greasemonkey script!) 1(?): HKS 41 +23 +20 (stun) +36; fam steals 63 meat 2(?): HKS blocked; I take 55 3(?): HKS 37 +35 +25 (stun) +29 4(?): HKS 27 +29 +20 +27; fam does 16; I take 56; I lose. 2007-09-02 (Bill 3) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (HC oxy) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 157/98/102 buffed stats: 197/114/112 equipment: catskin cap, lead pipe, catskin buckler, bullet-proof cords, pledge pin, Iron Beta, wrench bracelet skills: Eye, Headbutt, Skin, Shieldbutt, Sympathy, Kneebutt familiar: 19-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 380/380; MP 154/154 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 46 1: knee+shield 39 +35 +22; fam steals 58 meat; she steals 14 MP 2: knee+shield 46 +35 (stun) +24; fam heals 20/20 3: knee+shield blocked; I take 41 4: knee+shield 45 +22 +35; I take 38 5: knee+shield blocked; I take 38 6: knee+shield 46 +32 (stun) +23; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: (twiddle... sigh.) 1: knee+shield blocked; I take 56 HP 126/380; MP 90/154 2: knee+shield 41 +32 (stun) +25 3: knee+shield crit 57 +34 (stun) +26 4: poultice blocked; I take 57 5: knee+shield blocked; she steals 17 MP 6: knee+shield crit 61 +19 +30; I take 56 7: knee+shield 40 +25 +32; fam head-bites; she scabs 8: knee+shield 45 +20 +32; I take 52; I lose. HP 380/380; MP 154/154 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 49 1: knee+shield blocked; I take 51 2: knee+shield blocked; I take 49 3: knee+shield 35 +23 (stun) +27; fam head-bites 4: knee+shield 46 +23 +34; fam head-bites; I take 41 5: knee+shield blocked; I take 41 6: knee+shield 61 +26 (stun) +29 7: knee+shield 57 +32 (stun) +28; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: knee+shield 40 +31 (stun) +24; fam steals 65 meat HP 149/380; MP 62/154 2: knee+shield 40 +17 (stun) +22; fam head-bites 3: knee+shield 39 +21 (stun) +23; fam head-bites 4: knee+shield 55 +21 (stun) +23 5: knee+shield blocked; I take 44 6: knee+shield blocked; she scabs 7: knee+shield blocked; I take 45 8: attack 55; fam does 18; I take 43 9: attack 48; I take 44; I lose. HP 380/380; MP 154/154 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 51 1: knee+shield 51 +24 (stun) +19 2: knee+shield 39 +32 +31; fam does 15; I take 42 3: knee+shield 49 +35 (stun) +20; fam stuns + toast 4: knee+shield 38 +30 +21; first form down! Fight 5, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: knee+shield 33 +25 +27; I take 54 HP 233/380; MP 88/154 2: knee+shield 41 +31 +29; fam stuns + toast 3: knee+shield 41 +34 +22; she scabs 4: knee+shield 41 +26 +36; I take 53 5: knee+shield 46 +22 +22; fam heals 23/23; I take 51 6: knee+shield 45 +31 +35; I take 51 7: knee+shield 53 +27 (stun) +21; second form down! 2007-09-06 (Bill 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (ronin boozer) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 91/91/149 buffed stats: 134/106/254 equipment: pith helmet, pink shirt, 2x bottle-rocket, plexi pants, Jr, Iron Beta, Iiti Kitty skills: all known permable familiar: 35-pound frozen fairy (with pumpkin bucket) HP 181/181; MP 64/167 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: red rocket blocked; she misses 2: attack crit 61(+19)(+15); pumpkin does 12; she misses 3: attack crit 65(+18)(+15); fam does 9/cold; she misses 4: attack 36(+15)(+15); she steals 14 MP 5: attack 39(+19)(+15); she misses 6: attack 33(+17)(+15); pumpkin does 17; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: attack 30(+14)(+15); fam does 13/cold; she misses 2: attack 35(+18)(+15); fam does 16/cold; pumpkin does 11; she steals 17 MP 3: attack crit 59(+20)(+15); she misses 4: attack 39(+20)(+15); fam does 11/cold; she misses 5: attack 31(+20)(+15); pumpkin does 15; she misses 6: attack 38(+12)(+15); fam does 13/cold; pumpkin does 13; she misses 7: attack 40(+15)(+15); she missse 8: attack 35(+19)(+15); pumpkin does 9; second form down! 2007-09-12 (Bor 5) greycat, level 13 AT (Bad Moon) raw stats: 99/101/154 buffed stats: 109/115/208 equipment: worn tophat, pirate shirt, Squeezebox, leather chaps, tap shoes, badass belt, Nickel Gamma skills: CI, Gluttony, Envy, Pride familiar: 5-pound cocoabo (with ant pick) HP 112/112; MP 44/115 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 33; she misses 2: attack 31; she steals 16 MP 3: attack 33; pick does 12/cold; she steals 15 MP 4: attack 33; she misses 5: attack 30; fam confuses; she misses 6: attack 31; she misses 7: attack 26; fam confuses; she misses 8: attack crit 41; she misses 9: attack 27; fam does 4; she misses 10: attack 31; she heals 11: attack 28; she misses 12: attack 32; fam steals 16 meat; pick does 11/cold; she misses 13: attack 32; pick does 12/cold; she heals 14: attack 28; she misses 15: attack crit 51; pick does 12/cold; she misses 16: attack 32; she misses 17: attack crit 49; pick does 11/cold; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: attack misses; she misses 2: disease infects; she misses 3: attack 34; pick does 10/cold; she misses 4: attack 25; I take 23 5: attack 34; she misses 6: attack 24; she scabs 7: attack 30; fam does 3; I take 21 8: plot hole blocked; she misses 9: plot hole 24; fam confuses; she misses 10: attack 29; fam steals 9 meat; pick does 12/cold; she misses 11: attack 27; she misses 12: attack 31; she misses 13: attack 33; pick does 12/cold; she misses 14: attack 32; fam steals 17 meat; pick does 12/cold; she misses 15: attack fumble -1; she misses 16: attack 28; she misses 17: attack fumble -5; fam steals 20 meat; she misses 18: attack fumble -4; she misses 19: attack 28; she misses 20: attack 29; she misses 21: attack 30; pick does 10/cold; she misses 22: attack 30; she misses 23: attack 32; she misses 24: attack 26; she misses 25: attack crit 33; fam steals 13 meat; she misses 26: attack 28; she misses 27: attack 33; she misses 28: attack 33; fam confuses; she misses 29: attack 26; she misses 30: attack 27; fam confuses; pick does 12/cold; she misses 31: attack 28; fam does 5; she misses 32: attack 24; pick does 10/cold; second form down! 2007-09-12 (Bor 5) lightgreycat, level 13 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 156/109/111 buffed stats: 227/124/126 equipment: pith helmet, lead pipe, wicker shield, bullet-proof corduroys, rusty chain necklace, Iiti Kitty, Nickel Gamma skills: TS, Hide/Otter, Eye, Sympathy, Hero familiar: 19-pound NPZR (with ant hoe) HP 370/370; MP 109/164 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 1: attack 68(+15); hoe does 12/sleaze; I take 16 2: attack 57(+15); fam heals 23/23; I take 13 3: attack 73(+15); fam heals 21/21; I take 17 4: attack 62(+15); fam heals 20/20; I take 16 5: attack 66(+15); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: attack 57(+15); fam steals 88 meat; I take 9 HP 332/370; MP 164/164 2: attack 58(+15); I take 17 3: attack 54(+15); I take 19 4: attack 57(+15); fam steals 74 meat; hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 14 5: attack 54(+15); fam head-bites; I take 13 6: attack 62(+15); hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 17 7: attack 61(+15); hoe does 11/sleaze; I take 17 8: attack 58(+15); hoe does 11/sleaze; second form down! 2007-09-12 (Bor 5) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (boozetafarian) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 104/100/160 buffed stats: 136/100/247 equipment: pith helmet, duct tape shirt, happiness, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, 3x breath spray skills: all familiar: 16-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 223/223; MP 42/158 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: minor ray 11/spooky; fam does 13(+10); pumpkin does 6; she misses 2: attack 46(+12); fam does 13(+8); pumpkin does 7; she misses 3: attack 54(+12); fam misses; pumpkin does 6; she misses 4: attack crit 88(+12); fam does 9(+14); pumpkin does 8; she misses 5: attack crit 80(+12); fam does 11(+14); pumpkin does 6; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: attack 49(+12); fam misses; she misses 2: attack fumble -16; fam does 9(+10); she misses 3: attack 40(+12); fam does 9(+13); she misses 4: attack 49(+12); fam misses; pumpkin does 6; she misses 5: attack 49(+12); fam howls; she misses 6: attack 42(+12); fam misses; she misses 7: attack 54(+12); fam does 15(+12); she scabs 8: attack 42(+12); fam misses; she misses 9: attack 44(+12); fam misses; she misses 10: attack 50(+12); fam misses; pumpkin does 6; she scabs 11: attack 53(+12); fam misses; she misses 12: attack 54(+12); fam howls; she misses 13: attack crit 82(+12); fam does 13(+13); second form down! 2007-09-23 (Petember 8) greycat, level 13 DB (Bad Moon) raw stats: 100/95/151 buffed stats: 114/109/196 equipment: worn tophat, didgeridooka, swashbuckling pants, tap shoes, badass belt, Nickel Gamma skills: CI, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Tango familiar: 3-pound cocoabo (no equipment) HP 107/117; MP 95/109 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 35 1: tango blocked; she misses 2: tango 17/spooky; fam steals 11 meat; she misses 3: tango 16/spooky; she steals 14 MP 4: attack 25; she misses 5: attack 27; she misses 6: attack 20; she misses 7: attack 32; she misses 8: attack 31; she misses 9: attack 31; fam steals 14 meat; she misses 10: attack 30; she misses 11: attack 36; fam heals 7/7; she steals 13 MP 12: attack 20; she heals 13: attack crit 54; fam confuses; she misses 14: attack 33; she misses 15: balm heals 14; fam does 4; she misses 16: balm heals 14; she misses 17: attack 31; she misses 18: attack crit 38; fam does 3; she misses 19: attack 18; fam confuses; she misses 20: attack 31; fam does 4; she misses 21: attack fumble -4; she misses 22: attack 32; fam steals 9 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: tango 16/spooky; fam steals 10 meat; she steals 12 MP HP 69/117; MP 31/109 2: tango 15/spooky; I take 28 3: garter heals 111 (to max); she scabs 4: tango blocked; I take 30 5: tango 17/spooky; she misses 6: attack 35; fam steals 19 meat; she misses 7: attack 30; she misses 8: attack 24; she misses 9: attack crit 60; she misses 10: attack 19; she misses 11: attack 23; fam steals 12 meat; she scabs 12: attack fumble -17; she misses 13: attack crit 44; she misses 14: attack 21; she misses 15: attack 34; fam confuses; she misses 16: attack 25; she misses 17: attack 32; she misses 18: attack 25; she misses 19: attack crit 46; she misses 20: attack 34; she misses 21: attack 25; she misses 22: attack 24; fam confuses; she misses 23: attack crit 50; she misses 24: attack 27; she misses 25: attack 27; she misses 26: attack 29; she misses 27: attack 28; fam does 2; she misses 28: attack 32; fam gains a pound; second form down! 2007-10-05 (Porktober 4) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (post-ronin boozetafarian) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 112/106/154 buffed stats: 157/144/258 equipment: pith helmet, flaming pink, 2x bottle-rocket, plexi pants, navel ring, Iiti Kitty, Wossname skills: all familiar: 35-pound yuletide troll (with pumpkin bucket) HP 210/210; MP 61/227 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: attack 30(+13)(+15); she heals 2: attack 32(+19)(+15); she misses 3: attack 32(+13)(+15); navel ring zooms me 4: attack fumble -6; pumpkin does 15; navel zoom 5: attack 31(+17)(+15); pumpkin does 17; navel zoom 6: attack 33(+12)(+15); she misses 7: attack fumble -13; pumpkin does 10; she misses 8: attack 32(+17)(+15); pumpkin does 12; she steals 12 MP 9: attack 32(+12)(+15); she misses 10: attack 38(+16)(+15); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twiddle...) 1: attack 31(+14)(+15); she misses HP 202/210; MP 44/227 2: attack 38(+14)(+15); she misses 3: attack fumble -1; navel zoom 4: attack 36(+10)(+15); navel zoom 5: attack 39(+11)(+15); pumpkin does 15; she misses 6: attack 30(+20)(+15); navel zoom 7: attack 34(+19)(+15); pumpkin does 14; she misses 8: attack 30(+14)(+15); she misses 9: attack crit 69(+17)(+15); pumpkin does 17; she misses 10: attack 40(+15)(+15); pumpkin does 8; fam restores 9 MP; second form down! 2007-10-07 (Porktober 6) greycat, level 13 S (Bad Moon) raw stats: 107/154/119 buffed stats: 140/185/133 equipment: wreath of laurels, asbestos apron, 17-alarm, Codex of Capsaicin, gauze shorts, pledge pin, Green Clover, chinty saucepan skills: Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Saucegeyser, Salve familiar: 7-pound cocoabo (with spurs) HP 198/208; MP 265/302 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 40 1: wave blocked; I take 34 2: wave blocked; I take 34 3: wave blocked; I take 37 4: wave 77/hot (burning soul); I take 34 5: wave blocked; I take 37; I lose. HP 208/208; MP 292/302 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 36 1: wave 78/hot (burning soul); fam steals 25 meat; I take 35 2: geyser blocked; she heals 3: geyser blocked; I take 37 4: geyser blocked; I take 35 5: geyser 142/hot (+40 MP); I take 36 6: wave 75/hot (burning soul); fam confuses; I take 37; I lose. HP 208/208; MP 294/302 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 37 1: wave 79/hot (burning soul); I take 36 2: geyser 140/hot (+40 MP); I take 36 3: wave blocked; I take 37 4: wave 78/hot (burning soul); I take 36 5: geyser 140/hot (+40 MP); first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 43; I lose. HP 208/208; MP 302/302 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 34 1: wave blocked; I take 36 2: wave 75/hot (burning soul); fam steals 24 meat; I take 35 3: geyser 137/hot (+40 MP); she steals 10 MP 4: wave blocked; I take 35 5: poultice heals 98; fam does 5; I take 34 6: wave blocked; I take 35 7: wave 75/hot (burning soul); she heals 8: poultice heals 106; I take 37 9: geyser 143/hot (+40 MP); I take 35 10: wave 77/hot; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 42 1: chloroform blocked; she steals 12 MP 2: chloroform blocked; I take 42 3: macrame net 90 + tangle 4: poultice heals 107; she steals 18 MP 5: wave 79/hot (burning soul); I take 38 6: geyser blocked; she steals 15 MP 7: geyser blocked; I take 37 8: macrame 93 + tangle 9: poultice heals 116; I take 35 10: MMJ +23MP; I take 34 11: wave 77/hot (+26 MP); I take 33 12: wave 77/hot (burning soul); I take 34 13: poultice heals 107; fam does 6; I take 33 14: macrame blocked; I take 34 15: macrame blocked; I take 36 16: poultice heals 115; I take 34 17: ferret bait blocked; I take 33 18: ferret bait 50 + delevel(?); I take 33 19: poultice heals 98; I take 33 20: ferret bait blocked; I take 33 21: ferret bait 46 + delevel(?); she bulges; I take 44 22: poultice heals 104; I take 44 23: beer bomb blocked; she scabs 24: beer bomb 73; I take 42 25: poultice heals 81; I take 43 26: beer bomb 75; I take 43 27: poultice blocked; I take 41 28: poultice heals 86; fam does 6; second form down! 2007-10-10 (Boozember 1) lightgreycat, level 13 DB (hardcore oxy) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/95/151 buffed stats: 102/105/209 equipment: fancy ball mask, happiness, wicker shield, leather chaps, tap shoes, Iron Beta, Cape of the Goblin King skills: Eye, Sympathy, (Hero), Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Tango familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with lead necklace) HP 105/105; MP 42/105 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 28(+12); she misses 2: attack 33(+12); fam steals 65 meat; she misses 3: attack 20(+12); she misses 4: attack 26(+12); fam head-bites; she misses 5: attack 19(+12); she misses 6: attack 20(+12); she misses 7: attack 21(+12); fam heals 18/18; she misses 8: attack 31(+12); she misses 9: attack 30(+12); fam steals 44 meat; she misses 10: attack 16(+12); fam does 10; she misses 11: attack crit 48(+12); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 23(+12); I take 20 2: tango blocked; she steals 17 MP 3: tango 15/spooky; she misses 4: attack 19(+12); fam does 13; she misses 5: attack 25(+12); she misses 6: attack crit 64(+12); she steals 15 MP 7: attack 20(+12); fam steals 50 meat; she misses 8: attack 27(+12); she misses 9: attack 19(+12); she misses 10: attack 29(+12); fam head-bites; she misses 11: attack fumble -8; fam steals 57 meat; she misses 12: attack 24(+12); she misses 13: attack 27(+12); she scabs 14: attack 27(+12); she misses 15: attack 24(+12); fam steals 44 meat; she misses 16: attack 34(+12); fam heals 17/17; she misses 17: attack 34(+12); fam heals 15/15; she misses 18: attack 16(+12); fam steals 64 meat; she misses 19: attack 19(+12); she misses 20: attack 23(+12); fam does 10; she misses 21: attack 17(+12); fam does 10; she misses 22: attack 20(+12); fam steals 46 meat; second form down! 2007-10-11 (Boozember 2) darkgreycat, level 13 S (booze ronin) (Marmot) (MCD=0) raw stats: 106/161/114 buffed stats: 148/212/159 equipment: pith helmet, Diamonds jacket, Staff of Freezer, pizza cutter, plexi pants, pledge pin, Iron Beta, navel ring skills: all familiar: 35-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 266/266; MP 328/501 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 (HP 251/251) 1: wave blocked; I take 14 2: wave 266/cold (soul freeze); pumpkin does 17; navel zoom 3: wave blocked; I take 14 4: wave blocked; I take 13 5: wave blocked; I take 12 6: wave 270/cold (+40 MP); pumpkin does 16; navel +12 MP; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 198/251; MP 268/501) 1: wave blocked; I take 11 2: wave 277/cold (soul freeze); pumpkin does 15; I take 11 3: wave blocked; I take 11 4: wave 263/cold (+40 MP); navel zoom 5: wave blocked; I take 11 6: wave 263/cold (soul freze); second form down! 2007-10-18 (Dougtember 1) lightgreycat, level 13 P (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 111/152/112 buffed stats: 120/161/166 equipment: reinforced headband, Staff of Greasefire, wonderwall, plexi pants, Nickel Gamma, pledge pin, tap shoes skills: Eye, Sympathy, (Hero), Minor Ray, Noodles, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Fearful, (Spaghetti) familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with ant sickle) HP 270/270; MP 210/241 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 18 HP: 252/253; MP 210/241 1: eXtreme 48/phys; fam heals 15/15; I take 28 2: eXtreme 41/spooky; I take 26 3: eXtreme blocked; she steals 13 MP 4: eXtreme 55/hot; I take 29 5: eXtreme 41/spooky; fam heals 17/17; sickle does 11/spooky; I take 28 6: eXtreme 41/cold; sickle does 11/spooky; I take 28 7: eXtreme blocked; I take 26 8: garter blocked; I take 27 10: garter heals 114; sickle does 12/spooky; she steals 18 MP 11: eXtreme blocked; I take 30 12: eXtreme blocked; I take 28 13: eXtreme 52/hot; sickle does 11; I take 28 14: garter heals 99; I take 26 15: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 16: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 17: eXtreme 46/cold; fam heals 17/17; I take 28 18: eXtreme blocked; I take 28 19: eXtreme blocked; I take 28 20: eXtreme 54/hot; sickle does 12/spooky; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 39 HP 15/253; MP 120/241 1: fearful blocked; I take 36; I lose. HP 253/265; MP 240/265 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: fearful blocked; I take 26 HP 227/253; MP 205/241 2: eXtreme 40/cold; she heals 3: eXtreme 49/stench; fam heals 15/15; I take 26 4: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 5: eXtreme blocked; I take 27 6: eXtreme 40/cold; sickle does 11/spooky; I take 29 7: eXtreme 56/hot; sickle does 10/spooky; I take 28 8: fearful blocked; she steals 11 MP 9: fearful 162/spooky; sickle does 11/spooky; I take 30 10: garter heals 81; sickle does 12/spooky; I take 30 11: eXtreme 42/phys; sickle does 10/spooky; she steals 14 MP 12: eXtreme 45/phys; sickle does 10/spooky; she heals 13: eXtreme 38/spooky; I take 26 14: garter blocked; I take 28 15: eXtreme blocked; I take 26 16: eXtreme blocked; I take 30 17: eXtreme 56/sleaze; fam heals 18/18; fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 14-pound NPZR (with ant sickle) Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 40; I lose. raw stats: 111/152/113 buffed stats: 120/161/167 HP 274/281; MP 242/265 (buffed) Fight 3, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: fearful 130/spooky; she heals HP 253/253; MP 206/241 2: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 3: eXtreme blocked; I take 25 4: eXtreme 56/sleaze; I take 26 5: eXtreme blocked; I take 28 6: eXtreme 45/spooky; fam head-bites; I take 24 7: eXtreme blocked; I take 26 8: eXtreme 38/spooky; fam head-bites; sickle does 11/spooky; I take 22 9: garter heals 100; fam head-bites; sickle does 10/spooky; I take 18 10: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 11: eXtreme 48/spooky; I take 17 12: eXtreme 50/sleaze; I take 19 13: garter heals 89; fam head-bites; she steals 12 MP 14: eXtreme 46/spooky; fam does 12; I take 17 15: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 16: eXtreme 46/cold; fam head-bites; she shimmers 17: eXtreme blocked; I take 30 18: eXtreme 44/spooky; fam heals 20/20; first form down! Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 40 1: noodles tangle; she struggles 2: fearful blocked; she struggles 3: fearful blocked; she struggles 4: garter blocked; she breaks free; I take 37 5: garter heals 116; I take 35 6: gas balloon blocked; I take 39 7: gas balloon hits; fam heals 20/20; she lies there 8: fearful blocked; she lies there 9: eXtreme 41/cold; she lies there 10: syrup +59 MP; she lies there 11: fearful 130/spooky; sickle does 12/spooky; I take 38 12: boom box 94 + stun 13: boom box 91 + stun; fam steals 45 meat; sickle does 10/spooky 14: boom box 92 + stun; sickle does 12/spooky 15: fearful 156/spooky; fam stuns + toast; second form down! 2007-10-21 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 13 P (Bad Moon) raw stats: 111/154/117 buffed stats: 129/184/145 equipment: reinforced headband, ASCII shirt, shrimp fork, keg shield, black greaves, Green Clover, blackberry slippers, tube sock skills: Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Minor Ray, Entangling, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Springy, Fearful, (Spaghetti) familiar: 9-pound cocoabo (with lead necklace) HP 185/189; MP 205/276 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 HP 164/172; MP 205/276 1: eXtreme blocked; I take 26 2: eXtreme blocked; I take 28 3: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 4: eXtreme 59/hot; she heals 5: eXtreme 59/spooky; fam confuses; I take 27 6: eXtreme 58/phys; I take 24 7: eXtreme 58/stench; I take 25 8: eXtreme 63/phys; I take 24; I lose. Staying beaten up... Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 52; I lose. Staying beaten up... Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 49; I lose. Staying beaten up... Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 49; I lose. Staying beaten up... Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 50; I lose. HP 187/189; MP 267/276 (buffed) Fight 6, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: fearful blocked; I take 26 HP 146/172; MP 232/276 2: fearful 140/spooky; I take 29 3: fearful 130/spooky; I take 26 4: fearful 141/spooky; fam heals 10/10; I take 26 5: garter blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: garter blocked; I take 28 7: garter heals 119; I take 29 8: fearful blocked; I take 29 9: fearful 151/spooky; first form down! Fight 6, Form 2: 0: I take 34 HP 74/172; MP 55/276 1: noodles blocked; I take 35 2: garter heals 114; I take 37 3: noodles blocked; I take 34 4: noodles blocked; I take 37 5: garter heals 89; she scabs 6: noodles hit; fam confuses; she struggles 7: fearful 156/spooky; she struggles 8: eXtreme 63/phys; she breaks free; I take 35 9: macrame blocked; I take 35 10: garter heals 90; I take 32 11: macrame 90; fam confuses 12: macrame 97 13: macrame 95 14: macrame 100 15: Mountain syrup +55 MP; fam steals 19 meat; she bulges 16: fearful blocked; I take 36 17: eXtreme 62/cold; second form down! 2007-10-28 (Jarlsuary 3) greycat, level 13 S (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 106/153/116 buffed stats: 149/242/105 (before fight) -> 120/239/102 (debuffed) equipment: reinfored headband, Hearts Jacket, Staff of Greasefire, black shield, distressed denim, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, Brimstone Brooch skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, 2 Hides, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Hero, Tao, Snapper, Noodles, eXtreme ray, Bandages, Rigatoni, Ravioli, Fearful, Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Saucegeyser, Salve, Immaculate, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funk, Tango familiar: 11-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 397/397; MP 451/572 (before fight) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 -> HP 293/293; MP 451/564 1: wave blocked; I take 18 2: wave 103/hot (burning soul); fam steals 48 meat; I take 16 3: wave blocked; I take 16 4: wave blocked; she steals 11 MP 5: wave 106/hot +36 MP; I take 16 6: wave blocked; I take 17 7: wave 103/hot (burning soul); fam heals 14/14; I take 17 8: wave blocked; she steals 11 MP 9: wave 102/hot +34 MP; fam steals 59 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 20 -> HP 187/293; MP 309/564 1: wave blocked; she scabs 2: wave blocked; I take 19 3: wave blocked; I take 20 4: wave blocked; she scabs 5: wave blocked; I take 19 6: wave blocked; I take 21 7: wave 103/hot (burning soul); fam head-bites; I take 19 8: wave blocked; I take 19 9: garter heals 117 & garter heals 98; I take 18 10: wave blocked; I take 19 11: wave 103/hot +35 MP; fam steals 43 meat; I take 20 12: wave 102/hot (burning soul); fam stuns + toast 13: wave 102 +34 MP; I take 19 14: wave blocked; she scabs 15: wave 102/hot (burning soul); I take 19 16: wave blocked; I take 19 17: wave 103/hot +35 MP; I take 19 18: wave blocked; she steals 16 MP 19: MMJ blocked & MMJ blocked; I take 19 20: MMJ blocked & MMJ +24 MP; I take 20 21: wave blocked; I take 20 22: MMJ blocked & MMJ blocked; I take 20 23: gas balloon hits & garter heals 112 MP; fam head-bites; she's out 24: MMJ blocked & MMJ blocked; she's out 25: MMJ blocked & MMJ +25 MP; fam heals 15/15; she's out 26: wave 102/hot (burning soul); she's out 27: wave blocked; I take 18 28: MMJ blocked & MMJ +25 MP; fam head-bites; I take 19 29: wave blocked; I take 17 30: MMJ blocked & MMJ blocked; I take 17 31: MMJ blocked & MMJ blocked; I take 18 32: MMJ +25 MP & MMJ +25 MP; fam heals 14/14; I take 17 33: wave 107/hot +36 MP; I take 19 34: wave 104/hot (burning soul); fam steals 31 meat; I take 18 35: wave blocked; I take 18 36: garter heals 98 & garter silently blocked(??); fam does 10; I take 18 37: wave blocked; I take 18 38: MMJ blocked & MMJ +25 MP; I take 19 39: wave blocked; I take 17 40: blue pixel potion +64 MP & blue pixel potion blocked; I take 17 41: wave blocked; I take 18 42: wave blocked; I take 18 43: garter heals 92 & garter heals 118; fam does 9; I take 18 44: wave 106/hot +36 MP; fam does 12; second form down! 2007-11-01 (Jarlsuary 7) lightgreycat, level 13 SC (Bad Moon) raw stats: 150/104/112 buffed stats: 185/114/127 -> 175/124/121 equipment: reinforced headband, Spades Jacket, lead pipe, keg shield, bulletproof corduroys, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, Boris's ring skills: Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Pride, TS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye familiar: 14-pound potato (no equipment) HP 362/362; MP 109/154 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 32 -> HP 330/347; MP 109/164 1: attack misses; I take 35 2: attack misses; I take 33 3: attack misses; potato entangles 4: attack misses; I take 35 5: TS blocked; I take 33 6: TS 49; I take 33 7: TS blocked; she heals 8: TS blocked; I take 33 9: TS 43; I take 33 10: TS crit 95; she heals 11: TS 49; I take 33 12: TS blocked; I take 34 13: attack misses; I take 33; I lose. Arena a bit. -> lead necklace familiar: 17-pound potato (with lead necklace) buffed stats 198/124/138 -> 175/124/121 HP 362/381; MP 85/164 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 27 -> HP 335/347; MP 85/164 1: attack misses; I take 35 2: attack misses; I take 34 3: attack misses; she steals 17 MP 4: attack misses; she steals 16 MP 5: attack misses; I take 34 6: TS 55; I take 33 7: TS 37; I take 32 8: attack misses; I take 33 9: attack misses; I take 34 10: attack misses; I take 33 11: attack misses; I take 33 12: attack misses; I take 33 13: attack misses; I take 32; I lose. buffed stats 198/124/138 -> 175/124/121 HP 381/381; MP 39/164 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 28 -> HP 347/347; MP 39/164 1: attack misses; I take 33 2: attack misses; potato entangles 3: attack misses; I take 32 4: attack misses; I take 32 5: attack misses; potato entangles 6: attack misses; I take 33 7: TS crit 99; she steals 11 MP 8: attack misses; I take 33 9: attack misses; I take 35 10: attack misses; I take 33 11: attack misses; she steals 15 MP 12: attack misses; I take 34 13: attack misses; I take 33 14: attack misses; I take 32 15: attack misses; I take 34; I lose. buffed stats 198/124/138 -> 175/124/121 HP 381/381; MP 153/164 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 28 -> HP 347/347; MP 153/164 1: TS blocked; I take 33 2: TS 55; potato entangles 3: TS 55; I take 35 4: TS crit 95; she heals 5: TS blocked; I take 32 6: TS 65; I take 33 7: TS 41; I take 33 8: TS crit 87; I take 32 9: garter heals 96; I take 35 10: TS 63; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 41 -> HP 169/347; MP 126/164 1: boom box blocked; I take 39 2: boom box 90 3: garter heals 98; I take 37 4: TS misses; I take 36 5: boom box 99 6: TS blocked; I take 34 7: TS blocked; she scabs 8: TS 69; I take 34 9: garter heals 85; I take 32 10: TS 43; I take 33 11: garter heals 115; I take 31 12: TS blocked; I take 32 13: TS blocked; I take 32 14: garter blocked; I take 32 15: garter heals 98; I take 32 16: TS blocked; I take 31 17: TS 51; she scabs 18: TS blocked; she scabs 19: TS blocked; I take 32 20: garter heals 116; I take 33 21: boom box blocked; I take 34 22: boom box 100 23: TS 67; she bulges (SHIT!) 24: boom box blocked; I take 38 25: poultice blocked; she steals 11 MP 26: poultice heals 99; potato entangles 27: boom box blocked; she scabs 28: boom box 92 29: boom box blocked; I take 36 30: boom box 93 31: TS crit 111; I take 33 32: TS 47; I take 32 33: poultice heals 102; I take 32 34: TS 55; I take 33 35: TS 63; I take 32 36: TS 65; second form down! 2007-11-07 (Frankuary 5) greycat, level 13 DB (hardcore) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 116/112/164 buffed stats: 145/133/209 -> 123/133/209 equipment: mohawk wig, bat-ass, star crossbow, leather chaps, tap shoes, Cape of the Goblin, Wossname skills: Hardigness, Ugnderstanding, TS, LTS, Hide x2, Claws/Walrus, Eye, Skin, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Tao, Snapper, Noodles, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Ravioli, Fettucini, Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Saucegeyser, Salve, Immaculate, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Face Stab, Funkslinging, Tango familiar: 9-pound NPZR (with ant sickle) HP 261/261; MP 71/209 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack fumble -12; sickle does 11/spooky; she misses (HP 154/166; MP 71/209) 2: attack 31; fam head-bites; sickle does 10/spooky; she misses 3: attack 40; fam heals 12/12; sickle does 12/spooky; she misses 4: attack crit 50; sickle does 12/spooky; she misses 5: attack 31; fam head-bites; sickle does 10/spooky; she steals 14 MP 6: attack 44; sickle does 12/spooky; she misses 7: attack 45; fam steals 26 meat; she misses 8: attack 32; sickle does 11/spooky; she misses 9: attack 33; sickle does 12/spooky; she misses 10: attack 30; fam steals 23 meat; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 (HP 158/166; MP 69/209) 1: attack 30; sickle does 12/spooky; she misses 2: attack crit 54; fam heals 15/15; she misses 3: attack 39; fam does 7; she misses 4: attack 31; she misses 5: attack 47; fam does 9; sickle does 11/spooky; she misses 6: attack 43; fam does 7; she misses 7: attack 48; she scabs 8: attack 39; sickle does 11/spooky; she misses 9: attack crit 72; she steals 72 MP 10: attack 44; sickle does 10/spooky; she misses 11: attack 32; fam does 7; she misses 12: attack crit 70; fam steals 40 meat; I take 8 13: attack 38; fam does 9; she misses 14: attack crit 58; fam heals 12/12; second form down! 2007-11-11 (Starch 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (hardcore) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 110/109/167 buffed stats: 102/106/237 -> 113/116/218 equipment: fancy ball mask, star crossbow, leather chaps, tap shoes, Iiti Kitty, Blue Diamond skills: Sympathy, Funkslinging familiar: 8-pound MAS (no equipment) HP 110/110; MP 43/109 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 28(+15); fam misses; she misses 2: attack 22(+15); fam misses; she misses 3: attack 24(+15); fam does 9(+11); she misses 4: attack crit 40(+15); fam misses; she heals 5: attack 26(+15); fam howls; she misses 6: attack 24(+15); fam does 9(+8); she misses 7: attack 26(+15); fam does 9(+6); she misses 8: attack 29(+15); fam does 7(+7); she misses 9: attack 19(+15); fam misses; she misses 10: attack 19(+15); fam howls; she misses 11: attack 16(+15); fam howls; she steals 14 MP (HP 110/116; MP 29/116) 12: attack 20(+15); fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 33(+15); fam misses; she steals 11 MP 2: attack crit 38(+15); fam does 8(+10); she misses 3: attack fumble -13; fam does 10(+7); she misses 4: attack 32(+15); fam does 7(+6); she misses 5: attack crit 48(+15); fam does 10(+12); she misses 6: attack 20(+15); fam howls; she scabs 7: attack 29(+15); fam misses; she scabs 8: attack 23(+15); fam does 13(+12); she misses 9: attack 22(+15); fam does 11(+10); she misses 10: attack crit 42(+15); fam does 8(+10); she misses 11: attack 33(+15); fam misses; she misses 12: attack 18(+15); fam does 10(+12); she misses 13: attack 32(+15); fam misses; she misses 14: attack crit 66(+15); fam does 11(+9); second form down! 2007-11-14 (Starch 4) lightgreycat, level 13 S (Bad Moon) 5 intentional losses (all on form 1) raw stats: 105/154/122 buffed stats: 140/174/163 -> 124/174/144 equipment: reinforced headband, asbestos apron, huge spoon, battered hubcap, leather chaps, Green Clover, chintzy saucepan, woven baling wire skills: Chronic (0 fullness), Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Salve, (Salsaball) familiar: 5-pound potato (with ant pick) HP 283/283; MP 244/261 (buffed) Fight 6, Form 1: 0: I take 24 (HP 259/267; MP 244/261) 1: wave blocked; she steals 11 MP 2: wave blocked; I take 31 3: wave 76/hot (burning soul); pick does 12/cold; she steals 11 MP 4: wave 79/cold (soul freeze); I take 31 5: wave 78/hot +26 MP; I take 30 6: wave 76/hot (burning soul); I take 32 7: poultice blocked; I take 28 8: poultice heals 120; I take 31 9: wave 78/cold +26 MP; I take 28 10: wave blocked; she steals 17 MP 11: wave blocked; I take 30 12: poultice heals 102; she heals 13: wave 75/hot +25 MP; first form down! Fight 6, Form 2: 0: I take 37 (HP 203/267; MP 62/261) 1: macrame 92 2: wave blocked; I take 33 3: wave 77/hot (burning soul); I take 32 4: MMJ +24 MP; pick does 12/cold; I take 32 5: poultice heals 100; I take 34 6: wave 79/hot +27 MP; I take 34 7: poultice blocked; I take 31 8: poultice blocked; I take 32 9: poultice blocked; I take 34 10: poultice heals 117; I take 33 11: poultice blocked; I take 32 12: poultice heals 113; I take 32 13: macrame 96; pick does 10/cold 14: macrame 96 15: wave 76/cold (soul freeze); she bulges; I take 35 16: wave 79/hot (burning soul); second form down! 2007-11-19 (April 1) greycat, level 16 S (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 164/230/168 buffed stats: 194/257/255 -> 169/257/230 equipment: worn tophat, bat-ass jacket, didgeridooka, stainless slacks, Uranium Omega, chintzy saucepan, round green sunglasses skills: quite a few familiar: 16-pound sombrero (no equipment) HP 260/260; MP 54/606 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 38; she misses 2: attack 25; she misses 3: attack crit 76; she misses 4: attack 33; she misses 5: attack fumble -5; she misses (HP 221/226; MP 54/606) 6: attack 31; she misses 7: attack 26; she misses 8: attack crit 66; she misses 9: attack crit 56; she misses 10: attack 37; she misses 11: attack fumble -2; she misses 12: attack 30; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: attack 37; she steals 14 MP 2: attack 32; she misses 3: attack 25; she misses 4: attack 31; she misses 5: attack 28; she misses 6: attack crit 76; she misses 7: attack 36; she misses 8: attack 37; she misses 9: attack 23; she misses 10: attack 35; she misses 11: attack 28; she misses 12: attack 27; she misses 13: attack 28; she misses 14: attack 37; she misses 15: attack 35; she misses 16: attack 30; she misses 17: attack 29; she misses 18: attack 26; second form down! 2007-11-26 (April 8) lightgreycat, level 13 SC (Bad Moon) raw stats: 160/108/116 buffed stats: 266/106/148 -> 189/116/124 equipment: reinforced headband, Diamonds Jacket, Hammer of Smiting, wonderwall, bullet-proof cords, Zinc Delta, pledge pin, wrench bracelet skills: chronic, gluttony, sloth, envy, pride, TS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye familiar: 8-pound potato (no equipment) lost 6 times intentionally HP 533/533; MP 142/146 (buffed) Fight 7, Form 1: 0: I take 26 -> HP 418/418; MP 142/156 1: boom box 93 2: attack 30; I take 32 3: TS 51; I take 32 4: TS 45; I take 31 5: TS blocked; I take 32 6: TS 43; I take 29 7: TS crit 63; I take 30 8: TS 51; I take 30 9: RPP heals 108; I take 29 10: TS blocked; I take 28 11: TS blocked; I take 30 12: TS 57; first form down! Fight 7, Form 2: 0: I take 44 -> HP 179/418; MP 115/156 1: boom box blocked; I take 42 2: boom box 97 3: boom box blocked; I take 37 4: boom box 92 5: boom box 94 6: TS 49; she bulges 7: RPP heals 100; potato blocks 8: boom box 92 9: boom box blocked; I take 38 10: boom box 98 11: boom box blocked; I take 32 12: boom box blocked; I take 32 13: boom box 99; second form down! 2007-11-28 (Martinus 2) darkgreycat, level 14 AT (Bad Moon) raw stats: 132/125/192 buffed stats: 135/119/218 -> 128/131/237 equipment: mohawk wig, vampire cape, Squeezebox, leather chaps, kick-ass kicks, tap shoes, chintzy pin skills: Gluttony, Envy, Pride familiar: 15-pound goat (with forehead) HP 138/138; MP 41/125 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 36(+10); fam does 3(+4); she misses 2: attack 38(+10); fam misses; she misses 3: attack 36(+10); fam misses; she misses 4: attack 34(+10); fam misses; she misses 5: attack 38(+10); fam misses; she misses 6: attack crit 57(+10); cape heals 6; fam misses; she misses (HP 132/132) 7: attack 41(+10); fam does 2(+2); she misses 8: attack crit 47(+10); cape heals 5; fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 61(+10); cape heals 7; fam misses; she misses 2: attack 38(+10); fam misses; she misses 3: attack 35(+10); fam misses; she misses 4: attack 40(+10); fam does 4(+4); she misses 5: attack crit 59(+10); cape heals 6; fam misses; she misses 6: attack 40(+10); fam misses; she misses 7: attack 36(+10); fam misses; she misses 8: attack 36(+10); fam misses; she misses 9: attack 34(+10); fam misses; she misses 10: attack 42(+10); fam misses; she misses 11: attack 40(+10); fam misses; she misses 12: attack 43(+10); fam misses; second form down! 2007-12-05 (Bill 1) lightgreycat, level 13 DB (Bad Moon) raw stats: 93/94/149 buffed stats: 109/100/214 -> 104/109/204 equipment: worn tophat, pirate shirt, Shagadelic, leather chaps, tap shoes, Orange Star, badass belt skills: Chronic (15 full), Gluttony, Envy, Eye-Poke, Overdeveloped, Tango familiar: 5-pound mosquito (no equipment) HP 112/112; MP 100/100 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 30; fam hits/heals 1; she misses (HP 107/107; MP 100/109) 2: attack 11; she misses 3: attack 9; fam hits/heals 1; she misses 4: attack crit 28; she misses 5: attack fumble -9; she misses 6: attack 13; she steals 15 MP 7: attack 13; fam hits/heals 1; she misses 8: attack 12; she misses 9: attack 14; she misses 10: attack 9; she steals 16 MP 11: attack fumble -6; she steals 18 MP 12: attack 15; she misses 13: attack 9; she misses 14: attack 16; she misses 15: attack 13; fam hits/heals 1; she misses 16: attack 13; she misses 17: attack 19; she misses 18: attack 10; fam hits/heals 1; she misses 19: attack 18; she misses 20: attack fumble -1; she misses 21: attack 12; she misses 22: attack 12; she misses 23: attack crit 30; she misses 24: attack 10; she misses 25: attack crit 28; she heals 26: attack 13; she misses 27: attack 14; she misses 28: attack crit 20; she misses 29: attack fumble -2; she steals 12 MP 30: attack crit 30; she misses 31: attack 18; she misses 32: attack 14; fam hits/heals 1; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 23 (HP 70/107; MP 39/109) 1: tango 25/spooky; she misses 2: attack 19; fam hits/heals 1; she misses 3: attack crit 20; she misses 4: attack 11; fam hits/heals 1; she scabs 5: attack 10; she misses 6: attack 13; I take 22 7: attack crit 22; I take 21 8: poultice blocked; she misses 9: red pixel potion blocked; I take 23 10: balm blocked; she misses 11: balm blocked; I take 21; I lose. familiar: 1-pound starfish (no equipment) HP 107/107; MP 103/114 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 13; she misses 2: attack 15; fam hits/restores 2; she heals (HP 107/107; MP 105/109) 3: attack 15; she misses 4: attack 13; fam hits/restores 1; she steals 10 MP 5: attack 10; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 6: attack 19; she misses 7: attack 15; fam hits/restores 1; she heals 8: attack fumble -7; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 9: attack 17; she misses 10: attack 15; she misses 11: attack 10; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 12: attack 11; she steals 10 MP 13: tango 25/spooky; she steals 15 MP 14: attack fumble -3; she misses 15: attack 17; she misses 16: attack 18; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 17: attack 17; she misses 18: attack 9; fam hits/restores 3; she heals 19: attack fumble -1; she misses 20: attack 13; she heals 21: attack 11; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 22: attack 18; she misses 23: attack crit 24; she misses 24: attack 18; she misses 25: attack 10; she misses 26: attack crit 32; she misses 27: attack 11; she misses 28: attack 14; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 29: chronic 20/hot; she misses 30: attack 17; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 31: attack crit 22; she heals (AGAIN!!! JESUS!!) 32: attack 18; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 33: attack 18; she misses 34: attack fumble -5; she misses 35: attack 16; she misses 36: attack 10; she misses 37: attack 10; she steals 17 MP 38: attack 12; she steals 15 MP 39: attack 12; she misses 40: attack fumble -5; fam hits/restores 1; she steals 16 MP 41: attack 18; she misses 42: sake bomb 52; fam hits/restores 2; she steals 15 MP 43: attack 11; she misses 44: attack 14; she misses 45: attack 16; she misses 46: plot hole blocked; she misses 47: torpedo 39; she misses 48: torpedo blocked; she misses 49: beer bomb blocked; she misses 50: beer bomb 56; she misses 51: ARRRRRRRGH! buy funkslinging make WAND OF NAGAMAR.... *sigh, good thing I caught that* Skills: Chronic (15 full), Gluttony, Envy, Eye-Poke, Overdeveloped, Funk, Tango HP 106/107; MP 100/109 Fight 3, Form 1: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: attack crit 36; fam hits/restores 1; she heals 2: attack 16; she misses 3: attack 11; she misses 4: attack 16; she misses 5: attack 10; she misses 6: attack fumble -8; she steals 13 MP 7: attack 17; fam hits/restores 3; she heals (ARRGGGGH!) 8: attack 13; she misses 9: attack crit 20; she misses 10: tango 23/spooky; she heals (GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!) 11: tango 25/spooky; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 12: attack 17; she misses 13: attack 12; she misses 14: attack 13; she misses 15: attack 18; she misses 16: attack 13; she misses 17: attack 11; she misses 18: attack 11; she heals (FUCKING BITCH!!) 19: tango blocked; she misses 20: tango 22/spooky; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 21: attack 11; she misses 22: attack 12; fam hits/restores 2; she steals 15 MP 23: attack 18; she misses 24: attack crit 24; she misses 25: attack 16; she misses 26: attack 16; she misses 27: attack 13; she misses 28: attack 14; she misses 29: attack 13; she misses 30: attack 12; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 31: attack fumble -2; she misses 32: attack 17; she steals 11 MP 33: tango 24/spooky; she shimmers; she misses 34: attack 14; she misses 35: attack 14; she misses 36: attack 18; she steals 18 MP 37: seltzer blocked & onion shuriken 11/sleaze; she misses 38: seltzer blocked & onion blocked; she misses 39: seltzer +12 MP & onion 10/sleaze; she misses 40: attack 12; she misses 41: attack 19; she misses 42: attack 15; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 43: attack 13; she mises 44: attack 19; she misses 45: attack 13; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 46: attack 12; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 47: attack 13; she heals; FUCK!! 48: attack 18; she misses 49: attack 16; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 50: attack 16; she heals; of course. 51: *sigh* buy Wrath, and hope it helps RANGED damage too Skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Eye-Poke, Overdeveloped, Funk, Tango HP 96/107; MP 98/109 Fight 4, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 28; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 2: attack 22; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 3: attack 29; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 4: attack 25; fam hits/restores 3; she heals 5: attack 20; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 6: tango blocked; she misses 7: attack 22; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 8: attack 26; she misses 9: attack 26; she misses 10: attack 26; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 11: attack 26; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 12: attack fumble 8; she heals 13: attack 22; she misses 14: attack 28; she misses 15: attack 27; she misses 16: attack 21; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 17: tango 25/spooky; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 18: attack 27; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 19: attack 20; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 20: attack 25; she misses 21: attack 21; she misses 22: attack 21; she heals 23: attack 27; she steals 18 MP 24: attack 24; she misses 25: attack 27; she heals (OH COME THE FUCK *ON*!) 26: attack 25; she misses 27: attack 26; she HEALS FUCKING AGAIN! 28: attack 27; fam hits/restores 1; she FUCKING HEALS AGAIN!!! CHRIST! 29: attack 25; she FUCKING HEALS 30: attack 23; she misses 31: attack 21; she misses 32: attack 27; she HEALS 33: attack 26; she misses 34: attack crit 40; fam hits/restores 3; she HEALS 35: attack 23; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 36: attack 23; she misses 37: attack 26; she misses 38: attack 27; she heals (that's TEN TIMES) 39: attack 24; she HEALS (ELEVEN TIMES) 40: attack 21; fam hits/restores 2; she steals 12 MP 41: attack 22; she misses 42: attack 25; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 43: attack 26; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 44: attack 23; she misses 45: attack fumble -3; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 46: attack 21; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 47: attack 28; she misses 48: attack 21; she misses 49: attack 22; she misses 50: attack crit 36; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 51: *whimper* HP 105/107; MP 104/109 Fight 5, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 27; she misses 2: attack 27; she misses 3: attack 28; she misses 4: attack 24; she misses 5: attack 19; she misses 6: attack 23; she steals 16 MP 7: attack 20; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 8: attack 23; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 9: attack 28; she misses 10: attack 24; she misses 11: attack fumble -2; she misses 12: attack 25; she misses 13: attack crit 36; she misses 14: attack 22; she misses 15: attack 22; fam hits/restores 1; she misses 16: attack 27; she misses 17: attack crit 28; fam hits/restores 3; fam gains a pound; form 1 down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 23 1: tango 24/spooky; I take 21 2: tango 23/spooky; she misses 3: attack 23; fam hits/restores 2; she scabs 4: tango blocked; she misses 5: attack 28; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 6: attack crit 36; fam hits/restores 4; she misses 7: attack 21; she misses 8: attack crit 44; she misses 9: attack 21; she misses 10: attack 24; she misses 11: elixir heals 19 & elixir blocked; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 12: attack 20; she misses 13: attack 24; she misses 14: attack 26; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 15: attack fumble -5; she misses 16: attack 21; she misses 17: attack crit 46; she misses 18: attack 25; she misses 19: attack 27; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 20: attack 24; she misses 21: attack 26; she misses 22: attack 23; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 23: attack 24; she misses 24: attack fumble -1; she steals 13 MP 25: attack 19; she misses 26: attack 27; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 27: attack 19; she misses 28: attack 20; fam hits/restores 2; she scabs 29: attack 23; she misses 30: attack 20; fam hits/restores 2; she misses 31: attack 24; she misses 32: attack 25; she misses 33: attack 20; she scabs 34: attack 29; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 35: attack fumble -8; she misses 36: attack 26; fam hits/restores 3; she misses 37: attack 26; she misses 38: attack fumble -9; she misses 39: attack 29; she misses 40: attack 19; she misses 41: attack 28; she misses 42: attack 26; fam hits/restores 2; second form down! 2007-12-07 (Bill 3) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 117/112/165 buffed stats: 109/127/282 -> 94/112/238 equipment: Brimstone Beret, happiness, sawblade shield, giant glove, pledge pin, Iiti Kitty, Gaia beads skills: Chronic, Sympathy, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Funk, Tango familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with ant pitchfork) HP 152/152; MP 5/127 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 44(+12)(+15)(+15); she misses 2: attack crit 61(+12)(+15)(+15); fam steals 63 meat; pitchfork does 12/stench; she misses (HP 137/137; MP 5/112) 3: attack 35(+12)(+15)(+15); she misses 4: attack 40(+12)(+15)(+15); fam does 15; she misses 5: attack 28(+12)(+15)(+15); pitchfork does 10/stench; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 37(+12)(+15)(+15); pitchfork does 12/stench; she misses 2: attack 39(+12)(+15)(+15); she scabs 3: attack 40(+12)(+15)(+15); pitchfork does 11/stench; she misses 4: attack crit 77(+12)(+15)(+15); pitchfork does 10/stench; she misses 5: attack 41(+12)(+15)(+15); fam steals 45 meat; she misses 6: attack 44(+12)(+15)(+15); fam steals 54 meat; she misses 7: attack 39(+12)(+15)(+15); fam does 15; she misses 8: attack 33(+12)(+15)(+15); fam head-bites; second form down! 2007-12-18 (Bor 6) greycat, level 14 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 188/137/132 buffed stats: 253/143/132 -> 253/143/132 equipment: reinforced headband, yak anorak, lead pipe, polyalloy shield, black greaves, Slow Elliot's, Gaia beads, rusty chain necklace skills: all but: saucestorm, minor ray, cone, weapon, eye-poke, headbutt, claws/otter, chronic familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with oversized fish scaler) HP 591/591; MP 35/225 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 586/591; MP 35/225) 1: attack 92(+10); scaler does 24; she steals 11 MP 2: attack 88(+10); fam head-bites; she steals 18 MP 3: attack crit 143(+10); fam steals 41 meat; scaler does 21; she heals 4: attack crit 123(+10); I take 5 5: attack 105(+10); fam does 10; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: attack 78(+10); I take 5 2: attack crit 120(+10); I take 5 3: attack 85(+10); fam stuns + toast; scaler does 21 4: attack 78(+10); I take 6 5: attack 70(+10); scaler does 22; I take 6 6: attack fumble -12; scaler does 23; I take 6 7: attack 88(+10); second form down! 2007-12-24 (Petember 4) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (Bad Moon) lost 3 times intentionally raw stats: 163/113/119 buffed stats: 336/134/163 -> equipment: catskin cap, grungy flannel shirt, lead pipe, polyalloy shield, gauze shorts, Green Clover, pirate fledges, Elmley shades skills: Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Headbutt, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt familiar: 16-pound potato (with oversized fish scaler) HP 548/548; MP 134/134 (buffed) Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 19 -> HP 367/367; MP 134/134 1: knee blocked; I take 26 2: knee 54 +19 +stun; scaler does 22 3: knee 45 +26; I take 25 4: knee blocked; I take 26 5: knee 56 +26; scaler does 22; I take 24 6: knee crit 75 +26 +stun 7: knee 49 +28; first form down! Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 31 1: knee 29 +25 +stun 2: knee crit 54 +25; potato blocks 3: knee 32 +20; scaler does 23; I take 34 4: knee blocked; I take 31 5: knee 32 +17 +stun 6: knee 37 +23 +stun; scaler does 25 7: knee blocked; she scabs 8: knee 40 +29 +stun 9: knee 41 +20; scaler does 20; potato blocks 10: knee 31 +18 +stun; scaler does 24 11: knee blocked; she steals 13 MP 12: knee blocked; I take 31 13: red pixel potion heals 106; scaler does 24; I take 34 14: knee blocked; she scabs 15: knee 29 +20 +stun; scaler does 23 16: knee 35 +20; scaler does 24; I take 32 17: knee 40 +22 +stun; second form down! 2007-12-26 (Petember 6) greycat, level 13 AT (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 128/127/172 buffed stats: 138/141/219 -> 138/141/219 equipment: worn tophat, yak anorak, chrome crossbow, leather chaps, Blue Diamond, tap shoes, pirate fledges skills: all except saucestorm, minor ray, cone, weapon, eye-poke, xbow fever, claws/otter, headbutt, chronic familiar: 6-pound bulky buddy box (with fish scaler) HP 225/225; MP 145/222 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 42; fam sits; she misses 2: attack 28; fam sits; she misses 3: attack 25; fam sits; scaler does 23; she misses 4: attack 26; fam sits; she misses 5: attack crit 42; fam sits; she misses 6: attack 22; fam sits; she misses 7: attack 27; fam sits; she misses 8: attack crit 32; fam sits; she misses 9: attack 20; fam sits; scaler does 22; she misses 10: attack 23; fam sits; scaler does 20; she misses 11: attack 28; fam sits; she heals 12: attack 20; fam sits; scaler does 21; she steals 13 MP -> HP 186/186; MP 132/222 13: attack 21; fam sits; she misses 14: attack 19; fam sits; she misses 15: attack 22; fam sits; she misses 16: attack 17; fam sits; she misses 17: attack fumble -5; fam sits; she misses 18: attack 25; fam sits; she misses 19: attack 23; fam sits; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 17; fam sits; she misses 2: attack 21; fam sits; she misses 3: attack 24; fam sits; scaler does 25; she misses 4: attack 19; fam sits; scaler does 22; she misses 5: attack 18; fam sits; she misses 6: attack 23; fam sits; scaler does 25; she misses 7: attack 27; fam sits; she misses 8: attack crit 30; fam sits; she misses 9: attack 17; fam sits; she misses 10: attack 19; fam sits; she misses 11: attack crit 36; fam sits; she misses 12: attack 16; fam sits; she misses 13: attack 21; fam sits; scaler does 22; she misses 14: attack crit 50; fam sits; she misses 15: attack 27; fam sits; she steals 15 MP 16: attack 20; fam sits; scaler does 20; she misses 17: attack 24; fam sits; she misses 18: attack 16; fam sits; scaler does 24; she misses 19: attack 19; fam sits; she misses 20: attack 21; fam sits; second form down! 2007-12-31 (Carlvember 3) greycat, level 13 AT (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/98/153 buffed stats: 96/98/215 -> 96/98/205 equipment: worn tophat, yak anorak, Squeezebox, leather chaps, kick-ass kicks, stainless suspenders, Iiti Kitty skills: all except saucestorm, minor ray, cone, weapon, eye-poke, xbow fever, claws/otter, headbutt, chronic familiar: 8-pound astral badger (no equipment) HP 171/171; MP 126/218 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 29(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 2: attack crit 49(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 3: attack 36(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 4: attack crit 55(+15)(+10); fam does 12; she misses 5: attack 28(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 6: attack 35(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 7: attack 31(+15)(+10); fam does 1; first form down! HP 132/132; MP 130/218 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 55(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she steals 12 MP 2: attack misses; fam does 13; she misses 3: tango 15/spooky; fam does 1; I take 8 4: attack 31(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 5: attack 36(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 6: attack 31(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 7: attack 32(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she scabs 8: attack 36(+15)(+10); fam does 13; she misses 9: attack 33(+15)(+10); fam does 2; she misses 10: attack 37(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 11: attack 34(+15)(+10); fam does 1; she misses 12: attack 36(+15)(+10); fam does 13; second form down! 2008-01-07 (Porktober 2) greycat, level 13 P (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 112/155/107 buffed stats: 136/174/138 -> 123/171/135 equipment: wool hat, asbestos apron, Staff of Greasefire, keg shield, bullet-proof cords, pledge pin, stainless suspenders, Pink Heart skills: all except: saucestorm, cone, weapon, eye-poke, claws/otter, headbutt familiar: 8-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 262/262; MP 376/537 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 8 (HP 219/219; MP 376/530) 1: eXtreme 52/sleaze; fam heals 14/14; I take 9 2: eXtreme 54/sleaze; fam heals 14/14; she steals 12 MP 3: eXtreme blocked; I take 8 4: eXtreme 48/sleaze; fam steals 37 meat; I take 8 5: eXtreme 46/cold; she heals 6: eXtreme blocked; she heals 7: eXtreme 45/cold; fam steals 36 meat; I take 9 8: eXtreme blocked; I take 9 9: eXtreme 44/spooky; I take 9 10: eXtreme blocked; I take 9 11: eXtreme blocked; I take 8 12: eXtreme 45/phys; fam steals 34 meat; I take 8 13: eXtreme blocked; I take 8 14: eXtreme blocked; I take 8 15: eXtreme blocked; I take 9 16: eXtreme 50/sleaze; I take 8 17: eXtreme 49/cold; fam steals 29 meat; I take 8 18: fearful blocked; I take 8 19: fearful 125/spooky; fam does 10; I take 8 20: fearful 138/spooky; fam steals 41 meat; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 84/219; MP 172/530) 1: noodles blocked; I take 10 2: noodles entangle 3: fearful blocked; she struggles 4: fearful blocked; she struggles 5: fearful 129/spooky; she breaks free; I take 11 6: hacky-sack 97/hot & hacky-sack (invisibly blocked?); I take 10 7: hacky-sack 93/hot & hacky-sack blocked; I take 10 8: patchouli bomb blocked & patchouli bomb blocked; I take 10 9: fearful blocked; I take 10 10: salve heals 14 11: MMJ blocked & MMJ restores 24; fam head-bites; I take 9 12: fearful 125/spooky; fam steals 41 meat; I take 10 13: water pipe bomb 65 & water pipe bomb blocked; fam heals 14/14; I take 10 14: MMJ restores 23 & MMJ restores 23; fam does 10; she heals 15: fearful blocked; I take 10 16: salve heals 13; I take 9 17: flirtatious 97/sleaze & MMJ restores 23; fam steals 28 meat; I take 10 18: fearful 164/spooky; second form down! 2008-01-10 (Porktober 5) lightgreycat, level 14 P (Bad Moon) raw stats: 130/175/141 buffed stats: 182/168/193 -> 149/203/172 equipment: reinforced headband, asbestos apron, chopsticks, keg shield, leather chaps, shiny hood ornament, Wossname, pirate fledges skills: Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Minor Ray, eXtreme Ray, Bandages, Fettucini, (Spaghetti Spear) familiar: 13-pound star starfish (with lead necklace) HP 255/255; MP 279/282 (buffed) Form 1, Fight 1: 0: she misses 1: eXtreme 42/hot; fam hits/restores 4; I take 20 (HP 202/222; MP 276/334) 2: eXtreme blocked; I take 20 3: eXtreme 45/stench; I take 19 4: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 5: eXtreme blocked; I take 20 6: eXtreme blocked; I take 19 7: eXtreme 44/spooky; fam hits/restores 9; she heals 8: eXtreme 41/stench; I take 19 9: eXtreme blocked; I take 19 10: eXtreme 43/hot; I take 17 11: eXtreme 43/sleaze; I take 19 12: poultice heals 84; I take 18 13: fearful blocked; I take 18 14: fearful 139/spooky; I take 17 15: poultice heals 86; I take 19 16: fearful blocked; I take 18 17: fearful blocked; I take 20 18: poultice heals 118; I take 17 19: fearful blocked; I take 20 20: fearful blocked; I take 17 21: MMJ blocked; I take 18 22: MMJ restores 25; fam hits/restores 7; I take 18 23: fearful blocked; I take 17 24: MMJ blocked; I take 18 25: MMJ restores 26; I take 18 26: poultice heals 116; I take 20 27: water pipe bomb 60; I take 20 28: water pipe bomb 61; I take 17 29: water pipe bomb blocked; I take 18 30: water pipe bomb 56; fam hits/restores 5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 25 1: macrame net blocked; I take 25 2: poultice heals 89; fam hits/restores 8; I take 23 3: fearful blocked; I take 23 4: macrame net 91; fam hits/restores 6 5: macrame net blocked; I take 23 6: macrame net blocked; I take 23 7: garter heals 80; I take 21 8: noodles entangle; fam hits/restores 6; she struggles 9: garter heals 103; she struggles 10: flirtatious blocked; she breaks free; I take 20 11: macrame net 91 12: macrame net 98 13: macrame net blocked; she bulges 14: macrame net blocked; I take 25 15: macrame net 98 16: frightful blocked; I take 21 17: frightful blocked; I take 22 18: macrame net blocked; I take 20 19: macrame net 91 20: macrame net blocked; I take 19 21: macrame net 94; fam hits/restores 6 22: eXtreme blocked; she bulges 23: eXtreme blocked; I take 23 24: eXtreme blocked; I take 27 25: water pipe bomb blocked; I take 25 26: water pipe bomb blocked; I take 25; I lose; BITCH!!! Fight 2: lose on purpose Fight 3: lose on purpose Fight 4: lose on purpose Fight 5: lose on purpose Fight 6: lose on purpose Fight 7: lose on purpose Fight 8: lose on purpose HP 255/255; MP 326/334 Fight 9, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: fearful blocked; I take 17 (HP 205/222; MP 291/334) 2: fearful blocked; I take 17 3: fearful blocked; I take 17 4: fearful blocked; I take 17 5: fearful 130/spooky; I take 18 6: fearful blocked; I take 19 7: fearful blocked; I take 19 8: eXtreme 43/hot; I take 17 9: garter blocked; I take 19 10: garter heals 117; I take 19 11: eXtreme 40/spooky; I take 19 12: eXtreme blocked; I take 19 13: eXtreme 44/spooky; I take 17 14: eXtreme 44/phys; fam hits/restores 9; I take 18 15: eXtreme blocked; I take 18 16: garter heals 116; she heals 17: eXtreme 45/hot; fam hits/restores 5; I take 18 18: water pipe bomb 58; I take 18 19: water pipe bomb blocked; she heals 20: sausage bomb blocked; I take 18 21: sausage bomb 87/sleaze; she is unconscious 22: water pipe bomb blocked; she is unconscious 23: water pipe bomb 67; fam hits/restores 5; first form down! Fight 9, Form 2: 0: I take 24 (HP 107/222; MP 51/334) 1: sausage bomb 96/sleaze; she is unconscious 2: garter blocked; she is unconscious 3: garter blocked; I take 19 4: sausage bomb 92/sleaze; fam hits/restores 7; she is unconscious 5: garter heals 119; she is unconscious 6: water pipe bomb 66; fam hits/restores 4; she bulges 7: water pipe bomb 61; I take 25 8: macrame net blocked; I take 23 9: macrame net 93; fam hits/restores 7 10: fearful blocked; I take 23 11: water pipe bomb 61; I take 22 12: macrame net blocked; I take 21 13: macrame net 93 14: water pipe bomb 56; fam hits/restores 4; second form down! 2008-01-13 (Porktober 8) greycat, level 13 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 164/119/119 buffed stats: 253/137/128 -> 212/137/128 equipment: beer helmet, star shirt, lead pipe, snake shield, distressed denims, headhunter necktie, Aluminum Epsilon, rusty chain necklace skills: all except saucestorm, cone, weapon, eye-poke, headbutt, CI familiar: 6-pound wind-up chattering teeth (no equipment) HP 538/538; MP 103/279 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 456/456; MP 103/279) 1: attack 55; fam misses; I take 5 2: attack 62; fam misses; I take 4 3: attack 63; fam misses; I take 5 4: attack 56; fam misses; I take 5 5: attack 51; fam misses; she steals 11 MP 6: attack 57; fam misses; I take 5 7: attack 62; fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 427/456; MP 92/279) 1: attack 49; fam does 4; she scabs 2: attack crit 72; fam misses; I take 5 3: attack fumble -16; fam misses; I take 5 4: attack 32; fam misses; I take 5 5: attack 41; fam misses; I take 6 6: attack crit 54; fam misses; I take 6 7: attack 48; fam misses; I take 6 8: attack 49; fam misses; I take 5 9: attack 49; fam misses; I take 5 10: attack 48; fam misses; I take 5 11: attack crit 50; fam does 4; I take 5 12: attack 43; fam misses; I take 6 13: attack 47; fam misses; I take 5 14: attack 43; fam misses; I take 5 15: attack 39; fam misses; second form down! 2008-01-19 (Boozember 6) darkgreycat, level 13 S (Bad Moon) raw stats: 103/152/121 Lose 6 times intentionally buffed stats: 195/178/185 -> 153/178/136 equipment: wreath of laurels, asbestos apron, 17-alarm, kickback, black greaves, pledge pin, pirate fledges, Green Clover skills: Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Stream, Wave, Intrinsic, Salve, Salsaball familiar: 10-pound starfish (with lead necklace) HP 263/263; MP 286/292 (buffed) Fight 7, Form 1: 0: I take 15 (HP 221/221; MP 286/292) 1: wave 75/hot (burning soul); I take 32 2: wave blocked; I take 33 3: wave 79/hot +27 MP; she steals 15 MP 4: wave blocked; I take 32 5: wave 75/cold (soul freeze); she heals 6: wave 76/hot (burning soul); I take 31 7: garter heals 87; she heals 8: wave blocked; I take 30 9: wave 78/hot +26 MP; fam hits/restores 8; I take 31 10: wave 76/cold +26 MP; I take 32 11: garter heals 115; I take 31 12: wave 75/cold (soul freeze); I take 32 13: wave 79/hot (burning soul); first form down! Fight 7, Form 2: 0: I take 38 (HP 101/221; MP 105/292) 1: macrame net 91 2: garter heals 101; I take 35 3: macrame net 95 4: wave 78/hot (burning soul); I take 32 5: wave 75/cold (soul freeze); I take 34 6: garter blocked; I take 33 7: garter heals 86; fam hits/restores 4; I take 34 8: macrame net 91; fam hits/restores 6 9: wave 75/hot +25 MP; fam hits/restores 7; she bulges; I take 38 10: macrame net 96; second form down! 2008-01-23 (Dougtember 2) lightgreycat, level 13 AT (Bad Moon) raw stats: 111/106/162 buffed stats: 104/104/233 -> 115/114/214 equipment: worn tophat, Diamonds Club Jacket, Squeezebox, leather chaps, pygmy nose-bone, tap shoes, Green Clover skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Envy, Pride familiar: 15-pound sabre-toothed lime (with shaker of salt) HP 111/111; MP 104/106 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 33; fam misses; she misses 2: attack 32; fam does 6; she misses 3: attack 31; fam misses; she steals 16 MP (HP 111/118; MP 88/114) 4: attack 32; fam misses; she misses 5: attack 31; fam misses; she misses 6: attack 34; fam misses; she misses 7: attack 24; fam misses; she misses 8: attack 33; fam misses; she misses 9: attack 28; fam misses; she misses 10: attack crit 45; fam misses; she misses 11: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 12: attack 29; fam misses; she misses 13: attack 30; fam does 4; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 25; fam misses; she misses 2: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 3: attack 29; fam misses; she misses 4: attack 24; fam does 7; she misses 5: attack 27; fam does 4; she misses 6: attack 31; fam misses; she misses 7: attack crit 43; fam does 5; she misses 8: attack 34; fam misses; she misses 9: attack fumble -6; fam does 5; she misses 10: attack 30; fam misses; she misses 11: attack 28; fam misses; she misses 12: attack 31; fam misses; she misses 13: attack 29; fam misses; she steals 11 MP 14: attack 28; fam misses; she misses 15: attack 24; fam misses; she misses 16: attack 30; fam misses; she misses 17: attack crit 41; fam does 9; she misses 18: attack 28; fam misses; she misses 19: attack 32; fam does 5; she misses 20: attack 32; fam misses; second form down! 2008-01-25 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 16 SC (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 240/166/164 buffed stats: 241/166/164 equipment: seal-clubbing club, box turtle skills: all except saucestorm, cone, weapon, eye-poke, headbutt, CI familiar: 6-pound NPZR (with ant pick) HP 481/481; MP 101/262 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 24 1: attack 59; fam head-bites; pick does 11/cold; I take 31 2: attack 64; fam steals 28 meat; pick does 11/cold; I take 26 3: attack 63; fam steals 24 meat; I take 31 4: attack 63; pick does 12/cold; I take 27 5: attack 64; pick does 11/cold; I take 25 6: attack 63; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: attack 45; fam head-bites; pick does 10/cold; I take 30 2: attack 47; fam does 7; pick does 12/cold; she steals 18 MP 3: attack 48; fam does 6; I take 34 4: attack 47; I take 34 5: attack 47; I take 36 6: attack crit 47; fam stuns + toast 7: attack 47; I take 31 8: attack crit 51; pick does 12/cold; she scabs 9: attack 47; fam heals 14/14; pick does 12/cold; I take 29 10: attack 47; fam head-bites; I take 36 11: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 35 12: garter heals 109 & garter silently blocked; fam steals 20 meat; I take 33 13: attack 49; I take 32 14: attack 48; fam head-bites; I take 30 15: garter heals 89 & garter blocked; she scabs 16: attack 52; I take 31 17: attack 51; fam heals 11/11; she steals 18 MP 18: attack 53; I take 30 19: attack 52; pick does 11/cold; I take 30 20: attack 52; second form down! 2008-01-30 (Jarlsuary 1) lightgreycat, level 13 AT (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/102/152 buffed stats: 116/91/279 -> 90/81/241 (confused) equipment: Brimstone Beret, grungy flannel, fire poi, giant glove, Iiti Kitty, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma skills: Eye, Sympathy, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound MAS (no equipment) HP 159/159; MP 29/102 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 25(+15)(+5)(+15); fam howls; she misses 2: attack 22(+15)(+5)(+15); fam howls; she misses 3: attack 26(+15)(+5)(+15); fam does 10(+7); she misses 4: attack fumble -2; fam howls; she misses (HP 131/133; MP 29/102) 5: attack 38(+15)(+5)(+15); fam howls; she misses 6: attack 38(+15)(+5)(+15); fam misses; she misses 7: attack 35(+15)(+5)(+15); fam howls; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack fumble -10; fam misses; she misses 2: attack 34(+15)(+5)(+15); fam howls; she misses 3: attack 35(+15)(+5)(+15); fam does 10(+8); she misses 4: attack 23(+15)(+5)(+15); fam does 7(+9); she misses 5: attack 30(+15)(+5)(+15); fam misses; she steals 12 MP 6: attack 37(+15)(+5)(+15); fam does 8(+10); she misses 7: attack crit 68(+15)(+5)(+15); fam misses; she misses 8: attack crit 58(+15)(+5)(+15); fam misses; she misses 9: attack 38(+15)(+5)(+15); fam does 10(+8); second form down! 2008-01-31 (Jarlsuary 2) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (Bad Moon) raw stats: 151/101/110 buffed stats: 241/103/132 -> 225/123/121 equipment: mesh cap, bronze breastplate, lead pipe, battered hubcap, black greaves, Elmley shades, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, TS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter familiar: 9-pound starfish (with lead necklace) HP 466/466; MP 77/103 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 12 MP (HP 442/442; MP 65/123) 1: attack 59; I take 37 2: attack 68; I take 37 3: attack 58; I take 36 4: attack 61; she heals 5: attack 57; I take 38 6: attack crit 74; I take 37 7: attack 68; fam hits/restores 6; I take 36 8: attack 73; fam hits/restores 5; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 46 1: macrame blocked; I take 45 2: macrame blocked; I take 44 3: macrame 93; fam hits/restore 3 4: poultice heals 98; fam hits/restore 5; she steals 15 MP 5: attack crit 93; I take 39 6: attack 66; fam hits/restores 4; I take 42 7: poultice heals 105; fam hits/restores 6; I take 41 8: attack 58; I take 41 9: massage oil heals 316 (HP 442/442; MP 79/123) 10: attack 67; I take 41 11: attack 60; I take 41 12: attack 61; she scabs 13: attack crit 97; I take 40 14: attack 56; fam hits/restores 4; second form down! 2008-02-01 (Jarlsuary 3) greycat, level 14 DB (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 120/123/177 buffed stats: 214/139/226 -> 193/136/196 equipment: mesh cap, grungy flannel, stainless shillelagh, black shield, black greaves, Elmley shades, Purple Horseshoe, pirate fledges skills: all but saucestorm, cone, weapon, headbutt, chronic familiar: 6-pound snowy owl (no equipment) HP 312/312; MP 160/219 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 2: tango 16/spooky; fam misses; she misses (HP 284/284; MP 152/215) 3: attack 53; fam misses; she misses 4: attack crit 64; fam misses; she misses 5: attack 49; fam misses; she misses 6: attack crit 56; fam does 6; she misses 7: attack crit 56; fam does 6; she heals 8: attack crit 60; fam misses; she misses 9: attack crit 56; fam misses; she misses 10: attack crit 56; fam misses; she misses 11: attack crit 70; fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: tango 15/spooky; fam misses; I take 6 2: tango blocked; I take 5 3: tango 17/spooky; fam does 8; she misses 4: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 5: tango 17/spooky; fam does 8; she misses 6: attack 51; fam does 7; she misses 7: attack 45; fam misses; she misses 8: attack crit 55; fam does 8; she misses 9: attack crit 51; fam misses; she misses 10: attack 43; fam does 8; she misses 11: attack crit 55; fam misses; she misses 12: attack crit 63; fam misses; she misses 13: attack crit 53; fam misses; she misses 14: attack 52; fam misses; she misses 15: attack 49; fam does 8; second form down! 2008-02-07 (Frankuary 1) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/103/101 buffed stats: 283/114/106 -> 198/124/116 equipment: reinforced headband, Navy Fleece, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, rusty chain necklace, Zinc Delta skills: Eye, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Hero, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound MAS (with ant pitchfork) HP 514/514; MP 62/114 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 1: attack crit 58; fam howls; I take 13 (HP 386/386; MP 62/124) 2: attack 36; fam howls; pitchfork does 10/stench; she heals 3: attack 38; fam does 10(+9); I take 11 4: attack 30; fam howls; I take 11 5: attack 34; fam misses; I take 10 6: attack 34; fam misses; I take 14 7: attack 36; fam howls; I take 10 8: attack 41; fam misses; I take 11 9: attack 37; fam howls; I take 11 10: attack crit 49; fam misses; pitchfork does 11/stench; I take 12 11: attack 38; fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 1: attack misses; fam howls; pitchfork does 10/stench; I take 15 2: attack misses; fam does 7(+8); pitchfork does 10/stench; I take 17 3: attack misses; fam misses; pitchfork does 12/stench; I take 16 4: knee blocked; I take 14 5: knee blocked; she steals 12 MP 6: knee 25 +27 +stun; fam misses 7: knee 31 +16 +stun; fam does 7(+6) 8: knee 28 +32; fam howls; I take 14 9: knee blocked; I take 16 10: knee blocked; I take 17 11: knee blocked; I take 14 12: knee blocked; I take 14 13: poultice silently blocked & blowout 116 (+11 moxie); fam does 10(+9); pitchfork does 10/stench; I take 16 14: garter heals 103 & blowout blocked; fam does 7(+6); I take 16 15: knee 25 +28 +stun; fam misses 16: knee 29 +26 +stun; fam misses 17: knee 23 +31 +stun; fam does 8(+6) 18: water bomb blocked & water bomb blocked; I take 18 19: water bomb 65 & water bomb silently blocked; fam howls; 2nd form down! Fight 1, Form 3: I take 485195; I lose. Shit. Made a Wand of Nagamar. buffed stats: 219/114/106 -> 211/124/116 equipment: Crown of Goblin, KGE shirt, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, rusty chain necklace, Zinc Delta HP 378/378; MP 86/114 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 15 1: attack 53; fam misses; I take 18 2: attack fumble -16; fam misses; she heals 3: attack 51; fam does 10(+10); pitchfork does 11/stench; I take 13 4: attack 49; fam howls; I take 18 5: attack 40; fam misses; I take 13 6: attack crit 76; fam misses; I take 16 7: attack 49; fam misses; I take 16 8: attack 48; fam misses; pitchfork does 12/stench; I take 13 9: attack 53; fam does 9(+6); pitchfork does 12/stench; I take 18 10: attack 41; fam howls; fam gains a pound; first form down! familiar: 7-pound MAS (with ant pitchfork) Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP 1: attack 28; fam does 7(+10); pitchfork does 11/stench; she steals 10 MP 2: attack 36; fam does 9(+9); pitchfork does 12/stench; I take 19 3: attack crit 60; fam does 10(+9); I take 16 4: attack 26; fam misses; I take 18 5: attack 35; fam howls; I take 21 6: attack 30; fam does 9(+8); pitchfork does 10/stench; I take 17 7: attack crit 75; fam does 7(+10); pitchfork does 10/stench; I take 21 8: attack crit 51; fam misses; I take 20 9: attack crit 79; fam does 6(+10); pitchfork does 10/stench; she scabs 10: attack 31; fam does 7(+8); she scabs 11: attack 31; fam misses; I take 19 12: garter silently blocked & garter heals 119; fam does 10(+10); pitchfork does 11/stench; I take 19 13: attack 36; fam howls; I take 20 14: attack 32; fam howls; I take 18 15: attack 36; fam misses; pitchfork does 12/stench; second form down! 2008-02-08 (Frankuary 2) greycat, level 13 DB (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 118/113/161 buffed stats: 129/124/261 -> 129/124/237 equipment: worn tophat, grungy flannel, star crossbow, stainless slacks, Wossname, kick-ass kicks, tap shoes skills: all but saucestorm, cone, weapon, headbutt, chronic familiar: 6-pound spooky pirate skeleton (no equipment) HP 174/174; MP 167/196 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 39(+10); fam arrrs; she steals 18 MP (HP 174/174; MP 149/196) 2: attack 43(+10); fam misses; she misses 3: attack 39(+10); fam arrrs; she misses 4: attack 48(+10); fam misses; she misses 5: attack crit 99(+10); fam arrrs; she misses 6: attack 40(+10); fam does 4/spooky; she misses 7: attack 50(+10); fam misses; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 41(+10); fam does 3/spooky; she misses 2: attack 53(+10); fam misses; she misses 3: attack 47(+10); fam misses; she misses 4: attack 45(+10); fam arrrs; she misses 5: attack crit 99(+10); fam arrrs; she misses 6: attack 41(+10); fam arrrs; she misses 7: attack 52(+10); fam misses; she misses 8: attack 51(+10); fam does 5/spooky; she misses 9: attack 46(+10); fam misses; she misses 10: attack 47(+10); fam does 5/spooky; second form down! 2008-02-14 (Frankuary 8) darkgreycat, level 13 P (Bad Moon) raw stats: 103/150/122 buffed stats: 156/152/164 -> 135/167/139 equipment: reinforced headband, bronze breastplate, shrimp fork, battered hubcap, gauze shorts, pledge pin, Orange Star, pirate fledges skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Sloth, Minor Ray, Noodles, eXtreme Ray, Fearful, (Spaghetti Spear) familiar: 10-pound star starfish (no equipment) HP 339/339; MP 228/228 (buffed) Lost 10 times on purpose Fight 11, Form 1: 0: I take 16 1: eXtreme 47/spooky; I take 29 (HP 289/318; MP 221/250) 2: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 3: eXtreme blocked; I take 29 4: eXtreme 47/phys; she heals 5: eXtreme blocked; I take 26 6: eXtreme blocked; I take 26 7: eXtreme 50/spooky; fam hits/restores 6; I take 29 8: eXtreme 44/spooky; fam hits/restores 5; I take 26 9: garter heals 86; she heals 10: eXtreme blocked; I take 27 11: eXtreme 48/phys; she heals 12: macrame blocked; she steals 15 MP 13: macrame blocked; I take 29 14: macrame 96; fam hits/restores 8 15: garter blocked; I take 22 16: garter heals 107; I take 24 17: macrame 100; fam hits/restores 7 18: macrame 93; fam hits/restores 4 19: eXtreme 45/sleaze; she shimmers 20: eXtreme 44/cold; I take 29 21: garter blocked; I take 29 22: poultice heals 113; fam hits/restores 8; she heals 23: macrame blocked; I take 28 24: macrame 91; fam hits/restores 4 25: eXtreme 48/sleaze; I take 22 26: eXtreme 43/sleaze; fam hits/restores 4; I take 26 27: eXtreme 46/sleaze; she heals 28: water bomb 56; I take 22 29: water bomb 73; I take 22 30: water bomb 60; first form down! (heals: 5, total damage: 1077) Fight 11, Form 2: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 158/318; MP 140/250) 1: macrame 93; fam hits/restores 4 2: macrame blocked; I take 31 3: poultice heals 102; I take 30 4: macrame 98; fam hits/restores 8 5: macrame 97 6: macrame 92 7: macrame 99 8: macrame 92 9: water bomb 64; second form down! 2008-02-15 (Starch 1) greycat, level 13 P (hardcore) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 107/151/110 buffed stats: 174/166/122 -> 137/166/122 equipment: beer helmet, yak anorak, lead pipe, wicker shield, distressed denims, headhunter necktie, Nickel Gamma, pledge pin skills: all but saucestorm, cone, weapon, eye-poke, headbutt, chronic familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 351/351; MP 336/455 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 8 (HP 237/237; MP 336/455) 1: shield 24(+15) +32; fam head-bites; I take 12 2: shield 43(+15) +18; I take 13 3: shield 25(+15) +29; fam heals 14/14; I take 12 4: shield blocked; I take 11 5: shield 26(+15) +30; she heals 6: shield 28(+15) +18; fam stuns/toast 7: shield crit 59(+15) +24; she shimmers 8: shield blocked; I take 13 9: shield blocked; I take 13 10: shield 31(+15) +31; I take 13 11: shield blocked; I take 14 12: shield blocked; I take 14 13: shield 41(+15) +31; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 118/237; MP 288/455) 1: shield blocked; I take 17 2: shield crit 55(+15) +33; fam heals 12/12; I take 16 3: shield blocked; I take 16 4: garter heals 112 & garter silently blocked; fam heals 14/14; I take 17 5: shield blocked; I take 16 6: shield blocked; I take 16 7: shield blocked; I take 16 8: shield 37(+15) +22; fam heals 11/11; I take 16 9: shield 41(+15) +18; fam stuns/toast 10: shield crit 61(+15) +27; she steals 16 MP 11: shield 42(+15) +24; I take 15 12: shield blocked; she steals 10 MP 13: shield 28(+15) +27; fam stuns/toast 14: shield blocked; I take 14 15: shield blocked; I take 15 16: shield blocked; I take 14 17: shield 40(+15) +26; fam stuns/toast 18: water bomb 63 & water bomb blocked; second form down! 2008-02-24 (April 2) greycat, level 13 P (hardcore) (Opossum) (MCD=0) raw stats: 110/151/105 buffed stats: 148/184/121 -> 120/184/121 equipment: reinforced headband, Diamonds jacket, Staff of Greasefire, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, stainless solitaire, Iron Beta, pledge pin skills: all but saucestorm, weapon, eye-poke, headbutt, chronic familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 344/344; MP 445/498 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: eXtreme blocked; I take 16 (HP 251/267; MP 440/498) 2: eXtreme 55/sleaze; I take 16 3: eXtreme blocked; she heals 4: eXtreme blocked; I take 16 5: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 6: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 7: eXtreme 41/phys; fam heals 12/12; she steals 11 MP 8: eXtreme 52/hot; fam does 6; I take 16 9: eXtreme blocked; I take 16 10: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 11: eXtreme 40/stench; I take 16 12: eXtreme 48/cold; I take 16 13: eXtreme 48/phys; fam does 9; she heals 14: eXtreme blocked; I take 16 15: noodles entangle; fam does 9; she struggles 16: eXtreme blocked; she struggles 17: eXtreme 48/hot; fam stuns/toast 18: eXtreme 54/sleaze; fam heals 14/14; she struggles 19: eXtreme blocked; she breaks free; I take 17 20: salve blocked; I take 16 21: salve blocked; I take 16 22: salve blocked; I take 17 23: salve blocked; I take 15 24: salve blocked; I take 17 25: salve heals 10 26: salve blocked; I take 17 27: jiggle does 11(+11); fam does 6; I take 16; I lose. HP 368/368; MP 431/498 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 13 (HP 267/267; MP 431/498) 1: eXtreme 50/hot; I take 15 2: eXtreme 45/phys; she heals 3: eXtreme 58/hot; fam steals 28 meat; I take 16 4: eXtreme blocked; I take 17 5: eXtreme blocked; she heals 6: eXtreme blocked; I take 16 7: eXtreme blocked; I take 15 8: eXtreme blocked; she heals 9: eXtreme blocked; I take 15 10: eXtreme 45/phys; fam head-bites; I take 16 11: eXtreme 52/sleaze; fam head-bites; she steals 10 MP 12: eXtreme 56/hot; fam does 9; she heals 13: eXtreme blocked; I take 15 14: eXtreme blocked; she heals 15: eXtreme 45/stench; I take 15 16: eXtreme blocked; she steals 14 MP 17: eXtreme blocked; I take 15 18: eXtreme 48/stench; fam head-bites; I take 15 19: fearful 173/spooky; I take 16 20: eXtreme 48/stench; I take 15 21: garter heals 107 & garter heals 99; I take 16 (HP 251/267; MP 279/498) 22: fearful 146/spooky; fam head-bites; I take 15 23: fearful blocked; I take 15 24: fearful blocked; I take 15 25: fearful 144/spooky; fam does 6; I take 15 26: fearful 168/spooky; fam heals 14/14; I take 15 27: fearful blocked; I take 14 28: fearful blocked; I take 14 29: MMJ +25 MP & MMJ +24 MP; I take 15 30: fearful blocked; I take 15 31: fearful blocked; I take 14 32: fearful 133/spooky; first form down! (1226 damage, 5 heals) Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take2 0 (HP 98/267; MP 16/498) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: silly string 184 (+14 myst) & silly string silently blocked; fam head-bites; she struggles 3: blowout 121 (+11 moxie) & blowout 121 (+11 moxie); she breaks free; I take 18 4: blowout 121 (+11 moxie) & blowout silently blocked; I take 19 5: water bomb 75 & water bomb 73; second form down! 2008-02-25 (April 3) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (Bad Moon) raw stats: 104/99/152 buffed stats: 108/108/212 -> 118/117/202 equipment: worn tophat, white hacker shirt, happiness, wicker shield, leather chaps, tap shoes, pirate fledges, Yellow Moon skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Pride, Eye-Poke, Dance of Doom, Boogaloo, Overdeveloped, Tango familiar: 8-pound barrrnacle (with lead necklace) HP 111/111; MP 108/108 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: barrrnacle slows her; she misses 1: attack 27(+12); she misses 2: attack 43(+12); she misses 3: attack fumble -12; she steals 15 MP (HP 99/121; MP 93/117) 4: attack 38(+12); she misses 5: attack 36(+12); she misses 6: attack crit 46(+12); she misses 7: attack 31(+12); she misses 8: attack 32(+12); she misses 9: attack crit 50(+12); she misses 10: attack 29(+12); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 23 1: tango 17/spooky; I take 22 2: tango 17/spooky; she misses 3: attack 39(+12); she misses 4: attack 37(+12); she misses 5: attack 42(+12); she misses 6: attack 30(+12); she misses 7: attack 29(+12); she misses 8: attack crit 58(+12); she misses 9: attack 37(+12); she misses 10: attack 32(+12); she steals 11 MP 11: attack 30(+12); she misses 12: attack crit 52(+12); she misses 13: attack 39(+12); she steals 13 MP 14: attack 42(+12); second form down! 2008-03-08 (Martinus 7) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (Bad Moon) raw stats: 158/99/107 buffed stats: 261/112/181 -> 205/131/143 equipment: reinforced headband, bat-ass jacket, lead pipe, battered hubcap, black greaves, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges, tube sock skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Headbutt, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Snapper familiar: 9-pound star starfish (with ant pick) HP 536/536; MP 112/112 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 (HP 452/452; MP 112/131) 1: attack 37; I take 27 2: attack 45; pick does 12/cold; I take 26 3: attack 40; she steals 12 MP 4: attack 46; fam hits/restores 7; she heals 5: attack 40; fam hits/restores 7; pick does 12/cold; I take 27 6: attack crit 69; fam hits/restores 4; pick does 10/cold; I take 26 7: attack 41; I take 26 8: attack 50; fam hits/restores 3; I take 25 9: attack 38; pick does 12/cold; I take 25 10: garter heals 114; she steals 13 MP 11: attack 40; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 31 (HP 353/452; MP 108/131) 1: knee blocked; she scabs 2: knee 33 +21 +stun; pick does 11/cold 3: knee blocked; I take 34 4: attack misses; pick does 12/cold; I take 34 5: macrame 93; pick does 12/cold 6: attack 46; I take 30 7: attack 46; pick does 10/cold; I take 29 8: attack 33; pick does 10/cold; I take 30 9: macrame 90; fam hits/restores 7 10: macrame blocked; I take 28 11: macrame blocked; I take 28 12: garter heals 83; she steals 17 MP 13: macrame blocked; I take 28 14: macrame blocked; I take 28 15: macrame 90; fam hits/restores 7 16: attack 62; fam hits/restores 3; pick does 12/cold; I take 33 17: attack misses (did I miss a bulge??); I take 31 18: attack misses (damn -- I must have); pick does 10/cold; I take 34 19: massage oil blocked; I take 32 20: massage oil blocked; I take 32 21: massage oil blocked; I take 35; I lose. DAMN. HP 548/548; MP 118/131; stats 269/131/186 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 11 (HP 452/452; MP 118/131) 1: attack 38; pick does 10/cold; I take 26 2: attack 47; fam hits/restores 3; pick does 12/cold; I take 26 3: attack crit 65; fam hits/restores 4; I take 28 4: attack 51; I take 27 5: attack fumble -2; I take 25 6: attack 39; fam hits/restores 7; I take 28 7: attack 36; pick does 11/cold; I take 25 8: garter heals 91; I take 25 9: attack 36; fam hits/restores 5; I take 27 10: poultice heals 115; pick does 12/cold; I take 26 11: attack 36; fam hits/restores 5; pick does 10/cold; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 32 (HP 361/452; MP 131/131) 1: floorboard cruft 111/stench; pick does 12/cold; she's out 2: attack 47; fam hits/restores 7; she's out 3: attack 40; I take 25 4: attack 54; I take 28 5: attack 51; she steals 15 MP 6: attack 47; pick does 10/cold; I take 24 7: attack 50; fam hits/restores 6; she steals 13 MP 8: attack 55; pick does 11/cold; I take 27 9: attack 39; I take 24 10: attack 41; I take 28 11: attack 47; fam hits/restores 6; second form down! 2008-03-10 (Bill 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (casual) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 104/96/151 buffed stats: 147/117/327 -> 147/107/305 equipment: pith helmet, duct tape shirt, 2x bottle-rocket, plexi pants, tube sock, Wossname, stainless suspenders skills: all familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 156/198; MP 74/279 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 57(+10); fam heals 18/18; she steals 17 MP 2: attack 35(+20); fam heals 20/20; she heals 3: attack 31(+18); she misses 4: attack 35(+14); she misses 5: attack 39(+13); fam heals 18/18; pumpkin does 4; she misses 6: attack 40(+18); she misses 7: attack 32(+15); fam stuns/toast; pumpkin does 4 8: attack 30(+18); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 6; she misses 9: attack fumble -19; she misses 10: attack 30(+17); pumpkin does 8; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack fumble -7; she misses 2: attack 38(+15); fam steals 72 meat; pumpkin does 5; she misses 3: attack crit 73(+19); she steals 12 MP 4: attack 32(+18); fam does 13; she misses 5: attack 35(+19); fam steals 52 meat; she misses 6: attack 34(+16); she misses 7: attack 31(+13); fam stuns/toast; pumpkin does 7 8: attack 33(+17); fam steals 61 meat; she misses 9: attack 36(+11); fam head-bites; pumpkin does 8; she misses 10: attack 39(+13); fam does 16; she misses 11: attack 40(+20); fam does 15; pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2008-03-13 (Bill 4) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (casual) (Blender) (annoy=0) raw stats: 151/95/97 buffed stats: 302/143/118 -> 276/130/138 equipment: pith, flaming pink, shillelagh, pilgrim, plexi pants, Vivala, Wossname, navel ring skills: all familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 640/640; MP 117/221 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 588/588; MP 171/205) 1: attack 146; fam steals 48 meat; pumpkin does 7; navel zoom 2: attack 142; I take 2 3: attack crit 160 (moonlight glints); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 584/588; MP 181/205) 1: attack crit 145 (smoke bomb); pumpkin does 4 2: attack crit 139 (smoke bomb); fam steals 53 meat; pumpkin does 6 3: attack crit 137 (smoke bomb) 4: attack crit 135 (knives 34); second form down! 2008-03-16 (Bill 7) darkgreycat, level 13 S (ronin) (Blender) (annoy=0) raw stats: 101/152/101 buffed stats: 177/216/122 -> 142/200/111 equipment: headband, goth, goatskin, pilgrim, denims, navel, V, Iron Beta skills: all familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 355/355; MP 502/511 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 283/283; MP 473/473) 1: wave 126/cold; navel zoom 2: shield crit 68(+15) +38/hot/Vivala +39; pumpkin does 21; I take 12 3: shield 47(+15) +42; I take 12 4: shield blocked; I take 11 5: shield blocked; I take 10 6: shield crit 90(+15) +38; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 15 (HP 233/283; MP 431/473) 1: shield 42(+15) +35; she scabs 2: shield blocked; she steals 14 MP 3: shield 51(+15) +25; fam heals 14/14; navel zoom 4: fearful 254/spooky; fam head-bites; navel zoom 5: fearful blocked; I take 16 6: fearful 264/spooky; second form down! 2008-03-18 (Bor 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (casual) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 95/95/152 buffed stats: 172/119/266 -> 152/119/244 equipment: pith, flaming pink, 2x bottle-rocket, plexi pants, V, navel, Iiti skills: all familiar: 16-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 297/297; MP 128/187 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 31(+14)(+15); fam does 15(+15); navel zoom 2: attack 32(+10)(+15); fam does 15(+15); pumpkin does 8; navel zoom 3: attack 37(+16)(+15); fam howls; she misses 4: attack 35(+12)(+15); fam does 15(+11); she misses 5: attack 36(+19)(+15); fam does 13(+11); form 1 down!; navel +16 MP Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 204/204; MP 154/187) 1: attack 35(+17)(+15); fam does 10(+10); pumpkin does 5; she misses 2: attack 37(+15)(+15); fam misses; navel zoom 3: attack 39(+18)(+15); fam does 9(+10); pumpkin does 6; navel zoom 4: attack 32(+18)(+15); fam howls; pumpkin does 7; navel zoom 5: attack 34(+20)(+15); fam howls; she misses 6: attack 40(+11)(+15); fam does 12(+13); she steals 10 MP 7: attack 40(+12)(+15); fam howls; pumpkin does 5; navel zoom 8: attack 32(+14)(+15); fam does 15(+10); pumpkin does 4; 2nd form down!; navel +10 MP 2008-03-20 (Bor 3) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (casual) (Opossum) (MCD=11) raw stats: 103/99/151 buffed stats: 186/144/272 -> equipment: pith, pink, 2x brocket, plexipants, Vivala, Iiti, navel skills: all familiar: 16-pound star starfish (with pumpkin bucket) HP 238/249; MP 160/227 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 40(+20)(+15); fam hits/restores 7; navel zoom 2: attack crit 71(+18)(+15) +smoke; fam hits/restores 11 (HP 221/221; MP 171/196) 3: attack 34(+16)(+15); navel zoom 4: attack 33(+18)(+15); fam hits/restores 10; pumpkin does 6; navel zoom 5: attack 36(+19)(+15); fam hits/restores 9; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs 1: attack crit 61(+13)(+15) +smoke; fam hits/restores 6 2: attack crit 61(+16)(+15) +smoke; fam hits/restores 10; pumpkin does 5 3: attack 33(+16)(+15); navel zoom 4: attack crit 69(+18)(+15) +35/hot; she misses 5: attack 33(+14)(+15); fam hits/restores 8; she scabs 6: attack 35(+20)(+15); navel zoom 7: attack crit 67(+17)(+15) +smoke; fam hits/restores 8 8: attack crit 65(+19)(+15) +smoke; fam hits/restores 10; 2nd form down! 2008-03-22 (Bor 5) darkgreycat, level 13 S (casual) (Opossum) (MCD=0) raw stats: 101/153/102 buffed stats: 249/218/143 -> 239/203/133 equipment: pith, duct tape shirt, shillelagh, bunker, plexipants, Vivala, navel ring, Wossname skills: all familiar: 16-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 331/331; MP 467/515 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 1 (HP 319/319; MP 467/479) 1: attack 67; fam steals 45 meat; I take 1 2: attack 61; navel zoom 3: attack 62; fam does 13; I take 1 4: attack crit 78 +26; fam does 15; I take 1 5: attack 61; navel zoom 6: attack crit 82; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 1 (HP 318/319; MP 477/479) 1: attack 78; I take 1 2: attack crit 91 +smoke; pumpkin does 7 3: attack 77; fam head-bites; I take 1 4: attack crit 97 +smoke 5: attack crit 95 +38; fam heals 20/20; I take 1 6: attack crit 97 +smoke 7: attack fumble -9; fam heals 21/21; I take 1 8: attack 78; pumpkin does 7; second form down! 2008-03-24 (Bor 7) darkgreycat, level 13 S (casual) (Opossum) (MCD=11) raw stats: 102/152/101 buffed stats: 246/186/132 -> 236/171/121 equipment: pith, duct tape shirt, Bludgeon, pilgrim, black greaves, Wossname, navel ring, Vivala skills: all familiar: 16-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 407/407; MP 391/439 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 354/354; MP 391/404) 1: attack 118; fam does 10(+13); navel zoom 2: attack 107; fam does 9(+13); navel zoom 3: attack fumble -17; fam misses; navel zoom 4: attack 116; fam howls; pumpkin does 4; I take 2 5: attack crit 134; fam howls; navel +13 MP; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 2 (HP 352/354; MP 404/404) 1: attack 103; fam does 14(+10); I take 3 2: attack 108; fam misses; she steals 17 MP 3: attack 107; fam howls; I take 2 4: attack 96; fam does 10(+13); navel zoom 5: attack crit 133 +smoke; fam howls 6: attack crit 139 +glint; fam howls; second form down! 2008-03-28 (Petember 3) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (ronin) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 152/95/96 buffed stats: 316/125/93 -> 278/125/93 equipment: pith, KGE shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim, black greaves, headhunter necktie, Vivala, navel ring skills: all familiar: 16-pound star starfish (with pumpkin bucket) HP 580/667; MP 99/197 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 578/593; MP 99/197) 1: attack 108; I take 3 2: attack 108; pumpkin does 8; navel zoom 3: attack 92; pumpkin does 4; navel zoom 4: attack crit 132 (glint); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 (HP 590/593; MP 110/197) 1: attack 116; pumpkin does 7; navel zoom 2: attack 111; I take 3 3: attack 105; navel zoom 4: attack 103; fam hits/restores 11; I take 3 5: attack crit 139 +36 (knives); second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: No wand. I die. HP 593/593; MP 96/197 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP 1: attack 122; I take 3 2: attack crit 148 +smoke; fam hits/restores 5; pumpkin does 8 3: attack 127; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 588/593; MP 95/197) 1: attack 117; pumpkin does 4; I take 3 2: attack 113; fam hits/restores 7; I take 4 3: attack 118; fam hits/restores 9; navel zoom 4: attack 113; navel zoom 5: attack 119; pumpkin does 6; navel zoom (total damage: 606!!) 6: attack 109; pumpkin does 8; fam gains weight; second form down! 2008-06-29 (Petember 4) greycat, level 13 TT (hardcore) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/103/105 buffed stats: 225/125/121 -> 209/125/121 equipment: Crown of Goblin, yak anorak, lead pipe, snake shield, black greaves, rusty chain necklace, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all but saucestorm, eye-poke, chronic familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 482/482; MP 154/197 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 14 MP 1: attack 62; she heals 2: attack crit 94; I take 10 3: attack 55; fam heals 12/12; I take 10 4: attack crit 84; fam does 7; I take 9 5: attack 44; fam head-bites; I take 8 6: attack 50; she heals 7: attack 53; fam head-bites; she heals 8: attack 52; I take 9 9: attack 56; I take 8 10: attack 64; fam does 6; I take 9 11: attack 63; fam does 9; I take 9 12: attack 65; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 380/451; MP 155/197) 1: attack crit 57; I take 11 2: attack miss; fam does 7; she steals 18 MP 3: tango blocked; I take 9 4: tango blocked; I take 10 5: tango blocked; I take 11 6: tango 16/spooky; I take 9 7: attack 40; fam does 6; I take 11 8: attack crit 59; fam does 6; I take 10 9: attack 42; fam stuns +toast 10: attack 42; I take 12 11: attack 38; I take 10 12: attack 42; I take 9 13: attack fumble -2; I take 9 14: attack 45; I take 12 15: attack 49; I take 10 16: attack 36; she scabs 17: attack 48; fam does 7; I take 10 18: attack 47; I take 10 19: attack 50; fam does 7; I take 10 20: attack 34; fam does 6; she steals 12 MP 21: attack 38; second form down! 2008-04-03 (Carlvember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (ronin) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 96/95/154 buffed stats: 116/109/238 -> 106/109/215 equipment: f3d0r4, pink shirt, bottle-rocket, pilgrim, leather chaps, Nickel Gamma, Mr. Accessory Jr., round green sunglasses skills: all familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 223/223; MP 152/172 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 53; fam heals 17/17; she misses (HP 183/183; MP 169/172) 2: attack 49; pumpkin does 2; she misses 3: attack 54; she misses 4: attack 47; she misses 5: attack fumble -2; she misses 6: attack 50; pumpkin does 4; she misses 7: attack crit 82; pumpkin does 5; she misses 8: attack 48; pumpkin does 4; she misses 9: attack 55; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 53; she scabs 2: attack fumble -5; fam heals 15/15 (HP 183/183; MP 172/172) 3: attack 46; pumpkin does 2; she misses 4: attack 48; fam steals 42 meat; she misses 5: attack 52; she misses 6: attack 47; fam does 9; she misses 7: attack 54; fam does 9; she misses 8: attack 46; pumpkin does 3; she misses 9: attack 46; fam heals 15/15; pumpkin does 4; she misses 10: attack crit 86; pumpkin does 3; she misses 11: attack 45; pumpkin does 3; she misses 12: attack 50; she misses 13: attack crit 72; fam head-bites; she misses 14: attack 55; pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2008-04-06 (Carlvember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (Casual) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 102/101/151 buffed stats: 174/137/257 -> 164/127/242 equipment: pith, flaming pink, 2x bottle-rocket, plexi pants, Gaia beads, Vivala mask, navel ring skills: all familiar: 24-pound hovering sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 234/234; MP 90/216 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: attack 35(+20)(+10); she misses 2: attack 32(+13)(+10); navel zoom 3: attack fumble -3; pumpkin does 12; she misses (HP 217/220; MP 90/200) 4: attack 35(+18)(+10); pumpkin does 6; navel zoom 5: attack 38(+18)(+10); she misses 6: attack 39(+15)(+10); pumpkin does 10; navel zoom 7: attack 37(+15)(+10); she misses 8: attack 34(+12)(+10); navel zoom 9: attack 40(+17)(+10); navel zoom 10: attack crit 55(+10)(+10) +glint; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 36(+14)(+10); pumpkin does 12; navel zoom 2: attack 35(+19)(+10); she misses 3: attack 39(+16)(+10); pumpkin does 7; navel zoom 4: attack 32(+12)(+10); navel zoom 5: attack 36(+10)(+10); she misses 6: attack 37(+13)(+10); navel zoom 7: attack 35(+18)(+10); navel zoom 8: attack 37(+14)(+10); navel zoom 9: attack 36(+12)(+10); she misses 10: attack 31(+16)(+10); pumpkin does 8; second form down! fam gains a pound on form 3; (505/500/1047 substats, non stat day) 2008-04-08 (Carlvember 6) greycat, level 14 DB (out of ronin) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 105/109/176 buffed stats: 147/120/255 -> 137/109/237 equipment: pith, anorak, star xbow, plexi pants, 3x Gaia beads skills: all but saucestorm (?) familiar: 28-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 198/198; MP 89/189 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 38(+30); she misses 2: attack 42(+30); she misses 3: attack 41(+30); she misses 4: attack 40(+30); she misses 5: attack 43(+30); pumpkin does 11; she misses 6: attack 53(+30); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 184/184; MP 103/172) 1: attack 41(+30); pumpkin does 14; she misses 2: attack crit 77(+30); she misses 3: attack 50(+30); pumpkin does 7; she misses 4: attack 47(+30); pumpkin does 13; she misses 5: attack 42(+30); pumpkin does 10; she misses 6: attack crit 85(+30); she misses 7: attack 49(+30); second form down! 2008-04-29 (Dougtember 3) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (ronin) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 151/97/96 buffed stats: 276/172/145 -> 213/138/135 equipment: reinforced headband, pink shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, Vivala, Iron Beta, navel ring skills: all familiar: 11-pound potato (with pumpkin bucket) HP 667/667; MP 140/271 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 518/518; MP 140/218) 1: attack missed; I take 4 2: attack missed; navel zoom 3: tango 16/spooky; navel zoom 4: attack crit 81 +smoke; pumpkin does 5 5: attack 51; pumpkin does 5; navel zoom 6: attack crit 81 +35/hot; navel zoom 7: attack 50; navel zoom 8: attack 54; pumpkin does 4; I take 3 9: attack 46; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 514/518; MP 133/218) 1: attack crit 78 +30/hot; navel zoom 2: attack 57; pumpkin does 2; navel zoom 3: attack 48; I take 2 4: attack 57; pumpkin does 3; navel zoom 5: attack 55; pumpkin does 4; fam blocks 6: attack 65; pumpkin does 3; I take 3 7: attack crit 72 +smoke 8: attack 63; pumpkin does 5; she steals 16 MP 9: attack 57; pumpkin does 5; second form down! 2008-05-04 (Dougtember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 P (casual) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 108/152/104 buffed stats: 237/262/177 -> 184/201/156 equipment: pith, duct tape shirt, Staff of Walk-In Freezer, pilgrim, plexi pants, Vivala, navel ring, Wossname skills: all familiar: 30-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 420/420; MP 352/619 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 286/286; MP 352/474) 1: fettucini 445/spooky; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 281/286; MP 339/474) 1: fettucini blocked; I take 4 2: fettucini 382/spooky; I take 5 3: fettucini blocked; I take 4 4: fettucini 448/spooky; second form down! 2008-05-05 (Jarlsuary 1) greycat, level 13 AT (ronin) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 101/102/158 buffed stats: 169/140/249 -> 159/129/233 equipment: pith, yak anorak, yohohoyo, pilgrim, plexi pants, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma, Wossname skills: lots familiar: 29-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 266/266; MP 163/221 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 66(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she heals 2: attack 64(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 3: attack 67(+1...); she misses 4: attack 56(+1...); pumpkin does 14; she misses 5: attack 64(+1...); she misses 6: attack crit 112(+1...); she steals 13 MP (HP 252/252; MP 150/203) 7: attack crit 96(+1...); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 54(+1...); pumpkin does 14; she misses 2: attack 55(+1...); she misses 3: attack 60(+1...); she misses 4: attack 63(+1...); she misses 5: attack 63(+1...); she misses 6: attack 58(+1...); she misses 7: attack 51(+1...); she misses 8: attack crit 112(+1...); she misses 9: attack 57(+1...); pumpkin does 9; second form down! darkgreycat, level 13 P (ronin) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/155/96 buffed stats: 171/209/96 -> 136/209/96 equipment: reinforced headband, flaming shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, flowing hippy skirt, Vivala mask, navel ring, bejeweled pledge pin skills: all familiar: 11-pound NPZR (with pumpkin bucket) HP 439/439; MP 361/493 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 328/328; MP 361/493) 1: cannon 94/hot; fam head-bites; I take 11 2: cannon blocked; I take 12 3: cannon 58/spooky; fam head-bites; I take 11 4: shieldbutt blocked; I take 11 5: shieldbutt blocked; I take 10 6: shieldbutt crit 76 +29/hot +47; navel zoom 7: shieldbutt blocked; I take 10 8: shieldbutt blocked; she heals 9: shieldbutt crit 80 +30/phys +40; I take 9 10: shieldbutt blocked; I take 10 11: shieldbutt 54 +43; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 (HP 240/328; MP 311/493) 1: noodles blocked; I take 15 2: noodles blocked; I take 16 3: noodles blocked; I take 16 4: noodles blocked; I take 15 5: noodles blocked; I take 16 6: garter heals 110 & garter silently blocked; fam does 10; I take 15 7: noodles blocked; I take 16 8: noodles stick; fam steals 59 meat; navel zoom 9: shieldbutt 52 +34; pumpkin does 3; she struggles 10: shieldbutt blocked; she struggles 11: shieldbutt blocked; she breaks free; I take 15 12: shieldbutt blocked; I take 14 13: shieldbutt 40 +31; I take 14 14: shieldbutt 43 +35; navel zoom 15: fearful blocked; she steals 14 MP 16: fearful 220/spooky; fam head-bites; I take 13 17: fearful 224/spooky; fam does 10; second form down! 2008-06-14 ( darkgreycat, level 13 AT (casual) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 108/103/153 buffed stats: 195/151/249 -> 184/140/233 equipment: pith, hipposkin poncho, brocket, pilgrim, V, navel, Wossname skills: all familiar: 30-pound mosquito (with pumpkin bucket) HP: 340/340; MP 48/238 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack misses; fam does/heals 7; navel zoom 2: tango 16/spooky; pumpkin does 14; she misses 3: attack 49; she steals 17 MP 4: attack misses; pumpkin does 13 5: attack 52; pumpkin does 11; she heals 6: attack 50; pumpkin does 13; she heals 7: attack 50; I take 2 8: tango blocked; she misses 9: tango 16/spooky; I take 2 10: attack 47; she misses 11: attack 49; navel zoom 12: attack 46; fam does/heals 6; pumpkin does 10; navel zoom 13: attack fumble -7; fam does/heals 8; she misses 14: attack 55; navel zoom 15: attack crit 78; she misses 16: attack 50; I take 2 17: attack 51; first form down! HP 286/286; MP 20/221 Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 49; she misses 2: attack 54; she misses 3: attack 46; pumpkin does 14; she misses 4: attack crit 68; she misses 5: attack crit 88 +30/phys; fam does/heals 8; I take 3 6: attack 50; pumpkin does 13; she misses 7: attack 55; she misses 8: attack 50; pumpkin does 9; she misses 9: attack 48; navel zoom 10: attack 52; pumpkin does 8; second form down! 2008-06-27 (Bor 6) darkgreycat, level 13 S (ronin) (Opossum) (MCD=0) raw stats: 105/154/106 buffed stats: 178/193/146 -> 152/208/156 equipment: reinforced headband, duct tape shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, Nickel Gamma, Vivala, navel ring skills: all NS13 familiar: 11-pound MAS (with pumpkin bucket) HP 356/356; MP 163/455 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 297/297; MP 163/492) 1: shieldbutt 42 +31; fam howls; I take 6 2: shieldbutt 44 +36; fam misses; navel zoom 3: shieldbutt blocked; I take 6 4: shieldbutt 51 +39; fam misses; I take 4 5: shieldbutt 48 +41; fam misses; pumpkin does 3; I take 5 6: shieldbutt 57 +28; fam does 11(+12); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 (HP 279/297; MP 139/492) 1: shieldbutt 51 +28; fam howls; pumpkin does 3; navel zoom 2: shieldbutt blocked; I take 8 3: shieldbutt blocked; I take 8 4: shieldbutt blocked; I take 8 5: shieldbutt 51 +36; fam howls; navel zoom 6: shieldbutt blocked; I take 8 7: shieldbutt 47 +32; fam misses; I take 7 8: shieldbutt 57 +24; fam misses; I take 6 9: shieldbutt 46 +34; fam howls; I take 6 10: shieldbutt crit 88 +smoke +36; fam misses; pumpkin does 3 11: shieldbutt 49 +36; fam does 11(+12); second form down! 2008-07-03 (Petember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (ronin) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 152/95/94 buffed stats: 262/121/118 -> 255/130/128 equipment: pith, flaming pink, lead pipe, pilgrim, plexi pants, Jr, navel ring, Vivala skills: NS13 + grease lightning familiar: 28-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 561/561; MP 70/191 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 11 MP (HP 549/549; MP 59/205) 1: attack 107; pumpkin does 13; I take 2 2: attack crit 145 +1 adv (heh); pumpkin does 13; navel zoom 3: attack 103; navel zoom 4: attack crit 149 +moonlight; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 545/549; MP 70/205) 1: attack 86; I take 2 2: attack crit 118 +34/phys; navel zoom 3: attack 91; I take 4 4: attack 90; navel zoom 5: attack 95; I take 3 6: attack 89; I take 2 7: attack crit 110 +moonlight; second form down! Stat gain: 1041/561/576 (not a stat day) 2008-07-07 (Petember 8) greycat, level 13 TT (HC) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/102/102 buffed stats: 244/109/106 -> 211/119/116 equipment: wool hat, yak anorak, Chelonian, black shield, black greaves, headhunter necktie, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: NS13 minus saucestorm, eye-poke, chronic familiar: 9-pound hatrack (with leather mask) HP 539/539; MP 129/172 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 449/449; MP 129/187) 1: attack 44; fam does 6/sleaze; she heals 2: attack 39; fam does 5/sleaze; I take 4 3: attack 37; fam does 5/sleaze; I take 5 4: attack 42; fam does 8/sleaze; I take 5 5: attack 42; fam does 7/sleaze; I take 4 6: attack 43; I take 4 7: attack 43; fam does 5/sleaze; I take 5 8: attack 46; fam does 8/sleaze; I take 5 9: attack 42; I take 5 10: attack crit 52; fam does 5/sleaze; I take 5 11: attack 45; fam does 7/sleaze; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 402/449; MP 132/187) 1: attack 32; fam does 8/sleaze; I take 5 2: attack 24; fam does 8/sleaze; I take 6 3: tango blocked; I take 5 4: tango 16/spooky; fam does 4/sleaze; I take 5 5: attack 30; fam does 4/sleaze; I take 5 6: attack 29; I take 5 7: attack 32; fam does 8/sleaze; I take 5 8: attack crit 53; fam does 4/sleaze; she steals 12 MP 9: attack 37; she scabs 10: attack crit 51; fam does 4/sleaze; she scabs 11: attack 36; fam does 6/sleaze; I take 5 12: attack crit 51; fam does 7/sleaze; I take 5 13: attack 29; fam does 8/sleaze; I take 5 14: attack 34; I take 5 15: attack 37; she scabs 16: attack 34; fam does 7/sleaze; she scabs 17: attack 32; I take 6 18: attack 28; fam does 5/sleaze; I take 5 19: attack 37; fam does 6/sleaze; I take 5 20: attack crit 53; I take 5 21: attack 30; fam does 7/sleaze; I take 6 22: attack 33; fam does 7/sleaze; I take 5 23: attack 34; fam does 6/sleaze; I take 5 24: attack 36; fam does 7/sleaze; I take 5 25: attack 33; fam does 7/sleaze; I take 6 26: attack 29; fam does 5/sleaze; she steals 17 MP 27: attack 31; second form down! 2008-07-16 (Porktober 1) greycat, level 13 P (HC) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 109/151/101 buffed stats: 152/152/101 -> 125/167/111 equipment: orange peel hat, yak anorak, lead pipe, hors d'oeuvre tray, bullet-proof cords, pledge pin, Iron Beta, Iiti Kitty skills: (NS13 except Saucestorm, Eye-poke, Chronic), Abs of Tin familiar: 6-pound hatrack (with mullet wig) HP 356/356; MP 277/423 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 10 1: shield 34(+15) +23; I take 14 2: shield blocked; I take 14 3: shield blocked; I take 13 4: shield blocked; I take 13 5: shield 41(+15) +11; I take 13 6: shield blocked; I take 14 7: shield blocked; she steals 15 MP 8: shield 37(+15) +14; she heals 9: shield 38(+15) +14; I take 14 10: shield blocked; I take 14 11: shield blocked; I take 14 12: shield blocked; she heals 13: shield 29(+15) +20; fam blocks 14: shield 33(+15) +20; she shimmers; I take 14 15: shield 27(+15) +13; fam blocks 16: shield blocked; I take 14 17: garter blocked & garter silently blocked; I take 14 18: shield blocked; she heals 19: shield 40(+15) +18; I take 14 20: noodles entangle 21: shield 43(+15) +19; fam blocks 22: poultice heals 89 & poultice silently blocked; fam blocks 23: shield blocked; she struggles 24: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 13 25: shield blocked; I take 12 26: shield blocked; she heals 27: shield 42(+15) +14; she steals 14 MP 28: shield blocked; I take 11 29: shield blocked; I take 12 30: shield 39(+15) +13; I take 11 31: shield 25(+15) +22; she shimmers; I take 14 32: shield 39(+15) +18; fam restores 12/13; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 16 (HP 77/244; MP 117/457) 1: garter heals 102 & garter heals 104; I take 16 2: noodles entangle; fam blocks 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield blocked; I take 17 6: shield 32(+15) +23; she steals 11 MP 7: shield 25(+15) +21; I take 17 8: shield 30(+15) +14; I take 15 9: shield blocked; I take 16 10: shield 43(+15) +18; I take 15 11: shield 27(+15) +19; I take 15 12: shield 39(+15) +17; she steals 10 MP 13: shield 29(+15) +12; she scabs 14: shield 28(+15) +17; I take 14 15: shield 35(+15) +14; I take 13 16: shield blocked; I take 14 17: garter heals 116 & garter blocked; I take 14 18: shield blocked; I take 13 19: shield blocked; I take 13 20: shield 31(+15) +22; she bulges; I take 17 21: shield 34(+15) +20; fam restores 15/8; second form down! stat gain: 150/251/129 (muscle day) 2008-08-01 (Dougtember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 152/95/96 buffed stats: 262/135/135 -> 214/135/135 equipment: reinforced headband, pink shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, Vivala, navel ring, Iron Beta skills: NS13 + Grease Lightning, Inappropriate Backrub familiar: 13-pound NPZR (with little box of fireworks) HP 680/680; MP 85/213 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: string of firecrackers; I take 2 (HP 519/519; MP 85/213) 1: attack 63; fam steals 44 meat; fireworks delevel; I take 2 2: attack crit 96 +stun; fam steals 44 meat; fireworks delevel 3: attack 81; fireworks delevel; navel zoom 4: attack 96; fam head-bites; navel zoom 5: attack 88; fam head-bites; fam smiles; navel +13 MP; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: string of firecrackers; I take 3 (HP 516/519; MP 98/213) 1: attack miss; firecrackers delevel; I take 3 2: attack 60; firecrackers delevel; I take 4 3: attack crit 105 +stun; firecrackers delevel 4: attack crit 85 +33/phys; fam does 10; she scabs 5: attack crit 115 +33/hot; navel zoom 6: attack 76; I take 4 7: attack 68; fam steals 45 meat; she steals 10 MP 8: attack 82; navel zoom 9: attack 83; fam smiles; second form down! familiar smiles on form 3 Stat gain: 322/133/122 (muscle day) 2008-08-07 (Dougtember 7) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/98/100 buffed stats: 228/102/109 -> 220/111/104 equipment: wreath of laurels, yak anorak, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, Iiti Kitty, pirate fledges, headhunter necktie skills: Headbutt, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound MAS (with ant hoe) HP 391/391; MP 108/127 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 43 (HP 348/379; MP 108/136) 1: attack 54(+15); fam howls; I take 45 2: attack crit 95(+15); fam misses; I take 43 3: attack 58(+15); fam does 9(+7); hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 44 4: attack 59(+15); fam misses; I take 46 5: attack 67(+15); fam does 9(+10); fam gains pound; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 50 (HP 120/379; MP 111/136) 1: poultice heals 98 & poultice blocked; fam howls; I take 52 2: attack 38(+15); fam misses; I take 52 3: poultice heals 119 & poultice blocked; fam howls; I take 51 4: attack 49(+15); fam does 8(+9); I take 53 5: attack 47(+15); fam howls; I take 51 6: poultice heals 105 & poultice silently blocked; fam howls; I take 49 7: attack 41(+15); fam does 7(+8); I take 51 8: poultice blocked & poultice blocked; I take 48 9: massage oil blocked & massage oil blocked; I take 49; I lose. buffed stats 243/111/119 -> 220/111/104 familiar: 6-pound NPZR (with ant hoe) HP 414/414; MP 107/136 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 40 (HP 374/379; MP 107/136) 1: head+knee blocked; I take 44 2: head+knee 52(+15) +39 +28 +stun; fam does 6 3: head+knee 48(+15) +28 +20; I take 44 4: head+knee crit 86(+15) +38 +24; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 50 (HP 236/379; MP 79/136) 1: noisemaker blocked & noisemaker blocked; I take 51 2: macrame 95 & macrame 100; fam steals 30 meat; hoe does 12/sleaze 3: attack 63(+15); hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 46 4: attack 60(+15); hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 46 5: attack fumble -13; hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 47 6: massage oil heals 346 & macrame 95 7: attack fumble -14; hoe does 12/sleaze; she bulges; I take 52 8: attack 36(+15); hoe does 10/sleaze; I take 54 9: attack crit 59(+15); second form down! stat gain: 261/118/121 (non-stat day) 2008-08-13 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 13 P (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 105/152/102 buffed stats: 170/198/130 -> 143/198/130 equipment: grungy bandana, grungy flannel shirt, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, pirates fledges, Iron Beta, solitaire skills: NS13 (except saucestorm, eye poke, and chronic) + abs of tin familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 281/281; MP 192/468 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 (HP 241/241; MP 192/468) 1: shield blocked; I take 14 2: shield 28(+10)(+10) +17; I take 13 3: shield 36(+10)(+10) +30; fam stuns +toast 4: shield blocked; I take 13 5: shield blocked; I take 12 6: shield blocked; I take 13 7: shield 40(+10)(+10) +27; fam heals 12/12; I take 11 8: shield 37(+10)(+10) +26; I take 11 9: shield crit 77(+10)(+10) +16; fam heals 11/11; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 160/241; MP 188/468) 1: shield blocked; I take 16 2: shield blocked; I take 16 3: shield 42(+10)(+10) +21; I take 17 4: shield blocked; I take 16 5: shield 42(+10)(+10) +18; I take 14 6: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 15 7: garter heals 109 & garter silently blocked; fam does 9; I take 15 8: shield blocked; I take 14 9: shield blocked; I take 15 10: shield 40(+10)(+10) +32; I take 15 11: shield 42(+10)(+10) +16; fam does 7; I take 14 12: shield 27(+10)(+10) +27; I take 15 13: shield blocked; I take 15 14: garter blocked & boombox 93; fam does 6 15: garter blocked & boombox 90; second form down! Substat gain: 125/300/135 (myst day) 2008-08-16 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 95/95/152 buffed stats: 117/97/223 -> 107/111/207 equipment: grungy bandana, grungy flannel shirt, didgeridooka, leather chaps, pirate fledges, tap shoes, Nickel Gamma skills: Sympathy, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound MAS (no equipment) HP 120/120; MP 24/97 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 26(+10)(+10); fam howls; she misses 2: attack 22(+10)(+10); fam does 7(+10); she misses 3: attack 25(+10)(+10); fam howls; she steals 14 MP (HP 110/110; MP 10/111) 4: attack 36(+10)(+10); fam does 8(+10); she misses 5: attack 20(+10)(+10); fam misses; she misses 6: attack 35(+10)(+10); fam does 10(+7); she misses 7: attack 25(+10)(+10); fam misses; she misses 8: attack 26(+10)(+10); fam howls; form one down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 110/110; MP 10/111) 1: attack 36(+10)(+10); fam does 10(+8); she misses 2: attack misses; fam misses; she misses 3: attack 31(+10)(+10); fam howls; she misses 4: attack 34(+10)(+10); fam misses; I take 20 5: dance of doom blocked; she misses 6: dance of doom 6; fam does 7(+6); she misses 7: attack 31(+10)(+10); fam howls; she misses 8: attack 28(+10)(+10); fam howls; she misses 9: attack 23(+10)(+10); fam does 6(+9); she misses 10: attack crit 52(+10)(+10); fam misses; she misses 11: attack 25(+10)(+10); fam does 7(+9); she misses 12: attack 21(+10)(+10); fam does 7(+7); she misses 13: attack 32(+10)(+10); fam does 9(+8); second form down! substat gain: 123/127/250 (non-stat day) 2008-08-25 (Starch 1) greycat, level 13 DB (Bad Moon) raw stats: 92/93/156 buffed stats: 108/99/218 -> 103/108/208 equipment: worn tophat, asbestos apron, Shagadelic, leather chaps, tap shoes, Green Clover, pirate fledges skills: Chronic, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Pride, Eye-Poke, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 20-pound black cat (with ant hoe) HP 109/111; MP 23/99 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 22; she misses 2: attack 24; she misses 3: attack 21; hoe does 11/sleazy; she heals 4: attack 27; she misses 5: attack 21; she misses 6: attack crit 36; she misses 7: attack 21; she misses 8: attack fumble -3; she misses (HP 103/106; MP 23/108) 9: attack 27; hoe does 10/sleazy; she misses 10: attack 26; hoe does 12/sleazy; she misses 11: attack 19; she misses 12: attack 22; she misses 13: attack 28; hoe does 12/sleazy; she misses 14: attack 21; she heals 15: attack fumble -1; she misses 16: attack 29; hoe does 11/sleazy; she steals 11 MP 17: attack 20; she misses 18: attack crit 36; hoe does 10/sleazy; she misses 19: attack 22; she misses 20: attack 25; she misses 21: attack 28; hoe does 11/sleazy; she heals 22: attack 20; hoe does 10/sleazy; she misses 23: attack crit 36; she misses 24: attack 28; she misses 25: attack 28; she misses 26: attack 21; she misses 27: attack 28; she misses 28: attack 23; hoe does 12/sleazy; fam steals 9 MP; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: macrame catted; macrame silently catted; hoe does 12/sleazy; she misses 2: macrame blocked; macrame 97 3: attack 21; hoe does 10/sleazy; she misses 4: attack 25; she scabs 5: attack 22; she misses 6: attack 22; she misses 7: attack 20; she misses 8: attack 22; she misses 9: attack 28; she scabs 10: attack 27; hoe does 12/sleazy; she misses 11: attack 28; hoe does 12/sleazy; she misses 12: attack crit 40; hoe does 11/sleazy; she misses 13: attack 28; she misses 14: attack 26; she scabs 15: attack 28; she misses 16: attack 26; she misses 17: attack 21; hoe does 11/sleazy; she misses 18: attack 20; she misses 19: attack 27; she misses 20: attack 21; she misses 21: attack 28; hoe does 11/sleazy; she misses 22: attack 22; she misses 23: attack 27; hoe does 10/sleazy; she misses 24: attack 24; she misses 25: attack 25; she misses 26: attack 19; she scabs 27: attack fumble -4; hoe does 11/sleazy; she misses 28: attack 25; she misses 29: attack 20; hoe does 12/sleazy; she misses 30: attack 25; hoe does 10/sleazy; she misses 31: beer bomb 62 & beer bomb silently blocked(?); she misses 32: beer bomb(s) catted; she misses 33: beer bomb 72; second form down! 2008-08-30 (Starch 6) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (Bad Moon) raw stats: 94/95/156 buffed stats: 100/101/211 -> 109/110/201 equipment: worn tophat, asbestos apron, star crossbow, swashbuckling pants, tap shoes, Green Clover, pirate fledges skills: Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Pride, Eye-Poke, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 20-pound black cat (no equipment) HP 103/103; MP 4/101 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 34; she misses 2: attack 28; she misses 3: attack 28; she misses 4: attack 35; she misses 5: attack 31; she misses 6: attack 42; she misses 7: attack 32; she misses 8: attack 31; she misses 9: attack fumble -9 (HP 94/112; MP 4/110) 10: attack 43; she misses 11: attack 35; she misses 12: attack 26; she misses 13: attack 42; cat distracts; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 24 (HP 70/112; MP 4/110) 1: macrame & water bomb catted; she misses 2: macrame & water bomb catted; I take 23 3: macrame & garter catted; she scabs 4: macrame & garter catted; I take 24 5: macrame blocked & garter blocked; I take 25; I lose. ... buffed stats: 124/110/227 -> 109/110/201 HP 122/127; MP 5/110 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: attack 29; she misses 2: attack 40; she misses 3: attack crit 54; she misses 4: attack 26; she misses 5: attack crit 44; she misses 6: attack 31; she heals 7: attack fumble -6 (HP 106/112; MP 5/110) 8: attack 33; she misses 9: attack 43; she misses 10: attack 41; she misses 11: attack 29; she heals 12: attack 32; she misses 13: attack 39; she misses 14: attack 36; she misses 15: attack 39; she misses 16: attack fumble -15; she misses 17: attack 35; she misses 18: attack 38; she misses 19: attack 30; she misses 20: attack 38; she heals 21: attack 31; she misses 22: attack crit 70; she misses 23: attack 33; she misses 24: attack 42; she misses 25: attack 30; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: macrame & water bomb catted; I take 23 2: macrame silently blocked & garter heals 93; I take 22 3: macrame & water bomb catted; I take 22 4: macrame silently blocked & garter heals 82; I take 26 5: macrame silently blocked & water bomb 67; she misses 6: sake bomb & sake bomb catted; she scabs 7: sake bomb silently blocked & sake bomb 47; I take 24 8: poultice blocked & wussiness stuns 9: attack 29; she misses 10: attack 40; she misses 11: attack 37; she misses 12: attack 41; she misses 13: attack 38; she misses 14: attack 43; she misses 15: attack 37; she misses 16: attack crit 58; she misses 17: attack 38; she misses 18: attack 32; she misses 19: attack 34; she misses 20: attack 41; she misses 21: attack 42; she scabs 22: attack 34; she misses 23: attack 33; she misses 24: attack 41; she misses 25: attack crit 64; second form down! Form 3: cat distracts Substat gain: 64/66/121 (non-stat day) 2008-08-31 (Starch 7) greycat, level 13 P (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/154/101 buffed stats: 151/147/201 -> 125/147/186 equipment: reinforced headband, yak anorak, lead pipe, wicker shield, Brimstone Boxers, Iron Beta, tap shoes, pirates fledges skills: a lot familiar: 6-pound NPZR (with ant sickle) HP 311/311; MP 266/382 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: shield blocked; I take 5 (HP 239/244; MP 261/382) 2: shield 37 +29; fam head-bites; I take 4 3: shield blocked; I take 6 4: shield 26 +22; fam does 6; sickle does 10/spooky; I take 5 5: shield blocked; I take 5 6: shield 36 +33; she misses 7: shield blocked; I take 4 8: shield blocked; she misses 9: shield 34 +22; she misses 10: shield blocked; she misses 11: shield blocked; she misses 12: shield 39 +24; fam heals 11/11; sickle does 12/spooky; she misses 13: shield 38 +27; fam does 7; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs (HP 226/244; MP 215/382) 1: shield 29 +24; I take 7 2: shield blocked; I take 8 3: shield blocked; I take 8 4: shield blocked; I take 8 5: shield blocked; I take 7 6: shield blocked; I take 6 7: shield 37 +22; fam head-bites; sickle does 10/spooky; I take 6 8: shield blocked; I take 7 9: shield blocked; I take 6 10: shield 31 +32; fam does 7; I take 7 11: shield blocked; I take 6 12: shield 37 +26; fam does 12; I take 5 13: shield 25 +33; sickle does 12/spooky; she scabs 14: shield blocked; she misses 15: shield 31 +34; fam stuns +toast; sickle does 12/spooky 16: shield blocked; I take 5 17: shield 38 +30; sickle does 10/spooky; I take 6 18: shield blocked; I take 5 19: shield 34 +29; I take 5 20: shield blocked; I take 4 21: shield blocked; she misses 22: shield 39 +21; fam does 7; sickle does 10/spooky; she misses 23: shield blocked; she steals 13 MP 24: shield 43 +28; fam does 10; she bulges 25: shield blocked; I take 8 26: shield blocked; I take 8 27: garter heals 106 & garter blocked; fam does 9; I take 8 28: shield 26 +32; fam heals 14/14; she scabs 29: shield blocked; I take 7 30: shield blocked; I take 8 31: shield blocked; I take 7 32: shield blocked; I take 8 33: shield blocked; I take 7 34: shield blocked; she steals 10 MP 35: shield blocked; I take 8 36: shield blocked; I take 7 37: shield 27 +31; I take 7 38: shield 42 +31; sickle does 12/spooky; I take 7 39: blowout blocked & silly string blocked; I take 8 40: blowout blocked & silly string blocked; I take 7 41: blowout 147 (+13 myst) & silly string (??); sickle does 11/spooky; second form down! Form 3: substat gain 123/246/131 (non-stat day) 2008-09-04 (April 3) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/90/151 buffed stats: 123/91/258 -> 118/90/263 equipment: worn tophat, white hacker, Squeezebox, Brimstone Boxers, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges, Iiti Kitty skills: Marginally Insane, Sympathy, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 126/126; MP 81/123 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 30(+15); fam head-bites; she heals 2: attack 26(+15); fam does 7; she misses 3: attack 30(+15); she misses 4: attack 26(+15); fam heals 14/14; she misses (HP 121/121; MP 95/100) 5: attack crit 51(+15); she misses 6: attack crit 53(+15); fam heals 11/11; she misses 7: attack 28(+15); she misses 8: attack 26(+15); fam head-bites; she misses 9: attack 30(+15); fam does 6; she misses 10: attack 27(+15); she misses 11: attack crit 41(+15); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 43(+15); fam head-bites; she misses 2: attack crit 37(+15); fam steals 27 meat; she misses 3: attack 27(+15); fam does 9; she misses 4: attack crit 51(+15); she misses 5: attack 30(+15); she misses 6: attack 34(+15); she misses 7: attack fumble -6; fam does 9; she misses 8: attack crit 41(+15); fam does 6; she misses 9: attack crit 33(+15); fam heals 11/11; she misses 10: attack 32(+15); fam does 9; she misses 11: attack 30(+15); fam heals 12/12; she steals 12 MP 12: attack 32(+15); fam head-bites; she misses 13: attack 33(+15); fam does 7; second form down! substat gain: 138/117/245 (non-stat day) 2008-09-09 (April 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/96/152 buffed stats: 115/105/214 -> 110/114/219 equipment: worn tophat, white hacker shirt, Squeezebox, leather chaps, stainless suspenders, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: marginally insane, sympathy, funkslinging familiar: 6-pound NPZR (no equipment) HP 115/118; MP 15/160 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: attack 26; fam stuns +toast 2: attack 31; fam heals 11/11 (HP 113/113; MP 26/170) 3: attack crit 49; fam does 6; she misses 4: attack 27; she misses 5: attack crit 39; she misses 6: attack 27; she misses 7: attack 28; she misses 8: attack 33; she misses 9: attack 31; fam head-bites; she misses 10: attack fumble -7; fam heals 11/11; she misses 11: attack 34; fam does 7; she misses 12: attack 24; she misses 13: attack 25; fam stuns +toast 14: attack 31; she misses 15: attack 28; fam head-bites; she misses 16: attack crit 43; fam does 9; she misses 17: attack 29; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 39; she scabs 2: attack 30; fam head-bites; she scabs 3: attack crit 35; she misses 4: attack 30; she misses 5: attack 27; fam steals 21 meat; she misses 6: attack crit 49; she misses 7: attack crit 47; fam steals 44 meat; she scabs 8: attack 29; fam does 6; she misses 9: attack 31; fam heals 14/14; she scabs 10: attack 29; fam head-bites; she misses 11: attack 29; fam does 6; she misses 12: attack 25; fam does 7; she misses 13: attack crit 49; she misses 14: attack 25; fam does 7; she misses 15: attack 29; she scabs 16: attack fumble -6; fam head-bites; she misses 17: attack 32; she misses 18: attack 34; she misses 19: attack 24; fam does 9; she misses 20: attack crit 37; fam does 9; she scabs 21: attack 33; fam heals 12/12; she misses 22: attack 29; she steals 16 MP 23: attack 30; fam does 6; she misses 24: attack 32; fam does 7; she scabs 25: attack 28; she misses 26: attack 25; fam head-bites; she misses 27: attack 24; fam stuns +toast 28: attack crit 43; she scabs 29: attack 24; fam does 7; she steals 16 MP 30: attack crit 51; fam does 9; she steals 12 MP 31: attack 25; fam stuns +toast 32: attack 32; fam heals 14/14; she misses 33: attack 32; fam does 7; she misses 34: attack 25; fam does 9; she misses 35: attack 32; fam does 7; she scabs 36: attack 28; she steals 14 MP 37: attack 29; she misses 38: attack 28; she misses 39: attack 33; fam heals 14/14; she misses 40: attack 25; fam stuns +toast 41: attack crit 33; she misses 42: attack 27; fam does 7; she misses 43: attack 28; she misses 44: attack 28; fam head-bites; she misses 45: water bomb 71 & water bomb blocked; fam stuns +toast 46: water bomb 55 & water bomb 58; second form down! substat gain: 129/139/290 (moxie day) 2008-09-18 (Bill 1) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (HCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 154/101/99 buffed stats: 226/129/136 -> 199/116/118 equipment: mesh cap, bronze breastplate, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, stainless suspenders, Nickel Gamma, Iiti Kitty skills: marginally insane, TS, Hide/Otter, Claws/Otter, Eye, Sympathy, Funk familiar: 6-pound MAS (with ant pick) HP 362/363; MP 133/208 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 30 (HP 323/323; MP 133/172) 1: attack 46(+15); fam misses; I take 37 2: attack crit 56(+15); fam howls; I take 36 3: attack 46(+15); fam does 8(+10); I take 35 4: attack 33(+15); fam does 8(+6); I take 35 5: attack 45(+15); fam does 6(+6); pick does 11/cold; I take 34 6: attack 45(+15); fam misses; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 41 (HP 105/323; MP 133/172) 1: boom box 96 & poultice blocked; fam misses 2: garter heals 80 & garter silently blocked; fam misses; pick does 11/cold; I take 41 3: attack 23(+15); fam does 8(+10); I take 38 4: garter heals 92 & garter blocked; fam misses; pick does 12/cold; I take 40 5: attack 41(+15); fam does 9(+8); I take 39 6: boom box 98 & boom box blocked; fam howls; pick does 11/cold 7: boom box 99 & boom box 95; fam howls; pick does 11/cold 8: attack 57(+15); fam howls; form 2 down! substat gain: 313/131/122 (muscle day) 2008-09-22 (Bill 5) darkgreycat, level 13 P (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 104/152/94 buffed stats: 206/270/155 -> 161/200/133 equipment: reinforced headband, spades jacket, shilly, pilgrim, plexipants, navel, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: damned near all familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with little box of fireworks) HP 448/448; MP 687/687 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 339/339; MP 521/521) 1: attack misses; she heals 2: attack crit 60 +30/phys; fam steals 39 meat; I take 11 3: attack misses; fireworks 12/12 I take 10 4: attack misses; I take 10 5: attack crit 66 +smokebomb 6: attack misses; fam heals 20/20; I take 12 7: attack crit 76 +smokebomb; fam does 12 8: attack misses; navel zoom 9: attack crit 76 +35/hot; navel zoom 10: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 11 11: attack misses; fam does 13; I take 11 12: attack misses; she heals 13: attack misses; navel zoom 14: geyser 244/cold; fam stuns +toast 15: geyser blocked; I take 11 16: geyser blocked; I take 11 17: geyser 236/cold; fam stuns +toast; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 273/339; MP 365/521) 1: noodles entangle; firecrackers delevel 2: attack crit 76 +36/hot; firecrackers delevel; navel zoom 3: attack crit 70 +26/phys; fam steals 48 meat; firecrackers delevel; navel zoom 4: attack crit 68 +38/phys; fam steals 42 meat; navel zoom 5: attack fumble -4; fam head-bites; navel zoom 6: attack crit 66 +29/phys; navel zoom 7: geyser blocked; she struggles 8: geyser 230/hot; fam head-bites; fam gains weight; second form down! form 3: fam smiles from fireworks -- substat gain 134/299/139 (myst day) 2008-09-25 (Bill 8) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 104/151/104 buffed stats: 177/185/136 -> 178/200/147 equipment: pith helmet, diamonds jacket, goatskin umbrella, pilgrim, plexi pants, navel ring, Copper Alpha, Vivala skills: a crapload familiar: 28-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 377/377; MP 104/480 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals (didn't check for fireworks -- deleving???) 1: attack crit 64(+15) +smoke 2: shield blocked; I take 7 (HP 299/306; MP 100/521) 3: shield blocked; I take 8 4: noodles entangle; navel zoom 5: shield 52(+15) +40; navel zoom 6: shield 44(+15) +34; she struggles 7: shield blocked; she struggles 8: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 8 9: shield 40(+15) +29; I take 7 10: shield blocked; I take 7 11: shield blocked; I take 8 12: shield blocked; I take 7 13: shield blocked; I take 7 14: shield 51(+15) +26; navel zoom 15: shield blocked; I take 7 16: shield 56(+15) +33; navel zoom 17: shield 54(+15) +40; first form down! (fireworks: smiles broadly) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: string of firecrackers; I take 7 (HP 256/306; MP 52/521) 1: noodles blocked; I take 7 2: noodles blocked; she steals 13 MP 3: MMJ +24 MP & MMJ +23 MP; firecrackers delevel; she steals 12 MP 4: noodles blocked; I take 5 5: noodles blocked; I take 4 6: noodles blocked; I take 5 7: noodles blocked; I take 5 8: noodles blocked; I take 5 9: noodles blocked; I take 4 10: noodles blocked; I take 5 11: noodles blocked; I take 5 12: noodles blocked; I take 5 13: noodles blocked; I take 5 14: noodles FINALLY FUCKING WORK!; firecrackers delevel; navel zoom 15: shield 52(+15) +46; firecrackers delevel; navel zoom 16: shield crit 67(+15) +37/phys +43; navel zoom 17: shield blocked; she struggles 18: shield blocked; she struggles 19: shield blocked; she breaks free; she bulges; I take 6 20: shield blocked; I take 7 21: shield 43(+15) +34; I take 6 22: shield blocked; I take 6 23: shield crit 80(+15) +36/phys +30; navel zoom 24: shield blocked; I take 6 25: shield crit 72(+15) +46 +moonlight; second form down!; fireworks: smiles Form 3: fireworks: smiles; navel lint +16 MP; substats: 526/1177/709 (moxie day) 2008-10-01 (Bor 6) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 88/93/151 buffed stats: 123/109/234 -> 107/112/210 equipment: worn tophat, white hacker shirt, Shagadelic, buoybottoms, tap shoes, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: damned near all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with goatskin umbrella) HP 213/213; MP 58/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 34(+15); fam does 23; she misses 2: attack crit 63(+15); fam does 39; she misses 3: attack 36(+15); fam does 38; she misses 4: attack 31(+15); fam does 41; she misses 5: attack 31(+15); fam does 39; first form down! (HP 160/160; MP 58/195) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack misses; fam does 25; she misses 2: tango 25/spooky; fam does 42; she misses 3: attack crit 51(+15); fam does 30; she misses 4: attack 31(+15); fam does 34; she misses 5: attack 37(+15); fam does 29; she misses 6: attack 36(+15); fam does 26; she misses 7: attack 30(+15); fam does 34; she misses 8: attack 31(+15); fam does 26; she misses 9: attack 34(+15); fam does 27; fam gains pound; second form down! substat gain: 125/126/249 (non-stat day) 2008-10-08 (Petember 5) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/94/91 buffed stats: 236/117/103 -> 211/117/103 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, rusty chain necklace, Iron Beta skills: a lot familiar: 25-pound hatrack (with lihc face) (effective weight 22) HP 612/612; MP 115/203 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 530/530; MP 115/203) 1: attack 57; fam does 31/spooky; I take 5 2: attack 57; fam does 27/spooky; I take 5 3: attack 61; she steals 18 MP 4: attack 52; fam does 23/spooky; I take 6 5: attack 66; she steals 10 MP 6: attack 62; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 508/530; MP 90/203) 1: attack 41; fam does 24/spooky; I take 5 2: attack 48; fam does 22/spooky; I take 5 3: attack 44; fam does 26/spooky; I take 5 4: attack 30; fam does 24/spooky; I take 6 5: attack 33; fam does 24/spooky; I take 6 6: attack crit 53; I take 5 7: attack 34; I take 7 8: attack 38; I take 6 9: attack 37; I take 6 10: attack 44; fam does 27/spooky; I take 5 11: attack 34; I take 6 12: attack 46; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: No WAND. I die. 2008-10-09 (Petember 6) same stats/equipment/familiar HP 581/581; MP 96/189 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 530/530; MP 96/203) 1: attack 57; fam does 28/spooky; I take 5 2: attack crit 91; I take 5 3: attack 61; fam does 27/spooky; she steals 15 MP 4: attack 60; she steals 13 MP 5: attack 61; fam does 27/spooky; first form down! Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 515/530; MP 71/203) 1: attack 44; I take 6 2: attack 40; I take 6 3: attack 34; I take 6 4: attack 47; fam does 29/spooky; I take 6 5: attack 35; fam does 31/spooky; I take 6 6: attack 45; I take 6 7: attack 49; I take 6 8: attack crit 51; I take 6 9: attack 45; fam does 22/spooky; I take 6 10: attack 37; fam does 24/spooky; I take 5 11: attack 34; I take 5 12: attack 32; fam does 27/spooky; second form down! Substat gain: 238/131/131 (non-stat day) 2008-10-11 (Petember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/151/96 buffed stats: 165/215/138 -> 143/212/135 equipment: reinforced headband, ascii shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, navel ring, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: damned near all familiar: 12-pound NPZR (with fireworks) HP 375/375; MP 325/559 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals (fireworks???) 1: shield 58 +44; fam does 16; she steals 12 MP (HP 313/313; MP 309/552) 2: shield blocked; I take 10 3: shield blocked; I take 11 4: shield 52 +40; fam head-bites; she heals 5: attack misses (huh? mis-typed I guess); fam head-bites; navel zoom 6: shield blocked; I take 9 7: shield 58 +24; fam steals 40 meat; I take 8 8: shield 41 +24; fam head-bites; navel zoom 9: shield blocked; she shimmers; I take 11 10: shield blocked; I take 10 11: shield blocked; she steals 15 MP 12: shield blocked; I take 10 13: shield 49 +36; fam heals 21/21; navel zoom 14: shield crit 64 +37/phys +28; fam does 13; navel zoom 15: shield 53 +38; fam head-bites; form 1 down! fam smiles; navel +10 MP Fight 1, Form 2: 0: M-11; I take 13 (HP 263/313; MP 270/552) 1: noodles blocked; I take 15 2: noodles entangle; she struggles 3: shield 53 +48; fireworks do 6(+5); she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield 53 +27; navel zoom 6: shield crit 86 +smoke +43; fam head-bites 7: shield 39 +26; fam steals 71 meat; navel zoom 8: shield blocked; she struggles 9: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 13 10: shield blocked; I take 13 11: shield 42 +24; I take 11 12: shield blocked; I take 11 13: shield crit 62 +smoke +48 14: shield 49 +34; fam does 16; form 2 down! fam smiles substat gain: 111/250/183 (moxie day) 2008-10-13 (Carlvember 2) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/92/151 buffed stats: 168/120/196 -> 144/120/173 equipment: reinforced headband, yak anorak, shillelagh, wonderwall shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, badass belt, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 408/408; MP 208/208 Fight 1*, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 53; fam does 23; I take 8 (HP 336/344; MP 208/208) 2: shield 39 +21; fam doees 32; I take 8 3: shield blocked; I take 7 4: shield 43 +31; fam does 37; I take 5 5: shield 41 +21; fam does 24; I take 5 6: shield blocked; I take 6 7: shield blocked; I take 6 8: shield crit 59 +21; fam does 21; first form down! Fight 1*, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 288/344; MP 176/208) 1: noodles blocked; I take 11 2: noodles blocked; I take 11 3: noodles blocked; I take 11 4: noodles entangle; fam does 36; she struggles 5: attack misses; fam does 30; she struggles 6: attack crit 51; fam does 22; she struggles 7: attack crit 47; fam does 30; she steals 14 MP 8: attack misses; fam does 28; I take 11 9: attack misses; fam does 32; I take 12 10: attack crit 57; fam does 41; I take 12 11: attack misses; fam does 38; I take 10 12: attack misses; fam does 26; I take 11 13: attack misses; fam does 39; I take 11 14: attack msises; fam does 29; she steals 11 MP 15: attack crit 51; fam does 38; I take 11 16: attack misses; fam does 30; second form down! * Accidentally clicked one extra time on the chamber while doing the familiars, then ran away from the NS. substat gain: 132/123/245 (non-stat day) 2008-10-14 (Carlvember 3) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCB) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/96/154 buffed stats: 174/140/226 -> 164/130/211 equipment: pith helmet, diamonds jacket, yohohoyo, pilgrim, plexi pants, Vivala, navel ring, Iron Beta skills: nearly all familiar: 24-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 289/300; MP 150/244 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: M-26; she misses 1: attack crit 80(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1) +30/phys; navel zoom 2: attack fumble -12; navel zoom (HP 274/286; MP 150/226) 3: attack 65(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); firecracker 13(+13); navel zoom 4: attack crit 112(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1) +37/phys; she misses 5: attack 59(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); fam smiles; navel +20 MP; form 1 down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: M-20; she misses 1: attack 55(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 2 (HP 284/286; MP 180/226) 2: attack 64(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); navel zoom 3: attack 64(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); firecracker 10(+10); she misses 4: attack fumble -6; she misses 5: attack 64(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); navel zoom 6: attack 57(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 7: attack 55(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); navel zoom 8: attack crit 82(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1) +27/hot; she misses 9: attack 63(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); navel zoom 10: attack crit 90(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); moonlight glints; fam smiles; form 2 down! Fight 1, Form 3: fam smiles; navel ring smiles; substat gain: 552/482/1027 (non-stat day) 2008-10-18 (Carlvember 7) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/92/150 buffed stats: 119/93/207 -> 110/108/212 equipment: worn tophat, yak anorak, didgeridooka, leather chaps, bonerdagon necklace, stainless suspenders, Iron Beta skills: nearly all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 249/259; MP 61/241 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 43; fam does 25; she misses 2: attack 56; fam does 35; she heals 3: attack 38; fam does 36; she misses 4: attack crit 79; fam does 26; she heals 5: attack 47; fam does 37; she heals 6: attack 38; fam does 40; she misses 7: attack 49; fam does 30; she misses 8: attack 54; fam does 28; she misses 9: attack crit 87; fam does 25; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 165/165; MP 64/258) 1: attack 39; fam does 31; she misses 2: attack 49; fam does 41; she misses 3: attack 46; fam does 27; she misses 4: attack 48; fam does 23; she misses 5: attack 50; fam does 32; she misses 6: attack crit 91; fam does 41; I take 9 7: attack 44; fam does 37; I take 9 8: attack 56; fam does 24; second form down! substat gain: 126/140/234 (non-stat day) 2008-11-07 (Dougtember 3) darkgreycat, level 11 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/92/91 buffed stats: 251/140/101 -> 213/140/101 equipment: reinforced headband, clubs jacket, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, flowing hippy skirt, navel ring, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: damned near all familiar: 11-pound MAS (with fireworks) HP 653/653; MP 70/244 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks string; I take 2 (HP 570/570; MP 70/244) 1: attack crit 87 +31/phys; fam howls; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 2: attack 87; fam howls; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 3: attack crit 103 +32/phys; fam does 9(+11); firecrackers go off; she shimmers 4: attack 71; fam misses; first form down; cluster rocket (smile); navel pyramid schemes Fight 1, Form 2: 0: M-8; I take 3 (HP 567/570; MP 70/244) 1: attack 59; fam misses; I take 3 2: attack crit 76 +28/phys; fam does 9(+10); navel zoom 3: attack crit 74 +37/hot; fam misses; firecracker 4(+4); navel zoom 4: attack 51; fam howls; navel zoom 5: attack 62; fam misses; I take 2 6: attack 67; fam misses; I take 2 7: attack crit 79 +36/phys; fam misses; I take 2 8: attack 65; fam misses; second form down; cluster rocket Fight 1, Form 3: M-18, cluster rocket, pyramid schemes substat gain: 253/130/129 (non-stat day) 2008-11-11 (Dougtember 7) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 106/156/102 buffed stats: 202/197/149 -> 187/212/144 equipment: pith, diamonds jacket, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, navel ring, Vivala, Wossname skills: almost all familiar: 28-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 369/369; MP 174/512 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: M-32; she steals 18 MP 1: tango 17/spooky; navel zoom 2: attack 44; navel zoom 3: attack misses; M-32 16(+16); navel zoom 4: attack 58; navel zoom 5: attack 59; navel zoom 6: attack 56; navel zoom 7: attack crit 79 +35/hot; navel zoom 8: attack crit 67 +smiling; first form down; cluster rocket; pyramid schemes Fight 1, Form 2: 0: string of firecrackers; I take 5 (HP 313/318; MP 161/552) 1: shield crit 74 +smoke +35; firecrackers go off 2: shield 52 +45; firecrackers go off; she bulges 3: shield blocked; I take 5 4: shield blocked; I take 5 5: shield blocked; I take 5 6: shield blocked; I take 6 7: shield blocked; I take 5 8: shield crit 72 +smoke +26; firecrackers go off 9: shield 47 +26; navel zoom 10: shield 56 +46; navel zoom 11: shield blocked; she scabs 12: shield 48 +27; navel zoom 13: shield blocked; she steals 17 MP 14: shield 56 +46; she scabs 15: shield 50 +41; she bulges 16: shield blocked; I take 5 17: shield blocked; I take 5 18: shield 49 +24; second form down; cluster rocket; pyramid schemes Fight 1, Form 3: cluster rocket; pyramid schemes substat gain: 570/1108/567 (non-stat day) 2008-11-20 (Jarlsuary 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/150/100 buffed stats: 166/167/136 -> 138/179/143 equipment: wool hat, grungy flannel shirt, lead pipe, wonderwall, black greaves, stainless suspenders, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 8-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 390/390; MP 503/503 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 277/277; MP 503/535) 1: noodles blocked; I take 8 2: noodles blocked; I take 8 3: noodles blocked; I take 8 4: noodles entangle; fam does 26; she struggles 5: shield 35 +19; fam does 37; she struggles 6: shield 43 +21; fam does 33; she breaks free; I take 8 7: shield blocked; I take 8 8: shield blocked; I take 8 9: shield blocked; I take 8 10: shield 29 +36; fam does 40; I take 8 11: shield 31 +37; fam does 29; first form down!; fam gains a pound familiar: 9-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 202/277; MP 456/535) 1: noodles blocked; she scabs 2: noodles blocked; I take 10 3: noodles blocked; I take 10 4: noodles blocked; I take 10 5: noodles entangle; fam does 28; she struggles 6: garter blocked & beer bomb blocked; she struggles 7: garter heals 84 & beer bomb 72; fam does 35; she struggles 8: shield crit 65 +25; fam does 48; she breaks free; I take 10 9: shield 37 +38; fam does 42; I take 10 10: shield blocked; I take 10 11: shield blocked; I take 10 12: shield 43 +32; fam does 33; I take 10 13: shield 40 +25; fam does 30; I take 9 14: shield 26 +36; fam does 34; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 98/255/147 (non-stat day) 2008-11-24 (Frankuary 4) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/95/97 buffed stats: 239/109/97 -> 216/118/106 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, lead pipe, black shield, distressed denim, Iron Beta, headhunter necktie, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with pygmy spear) HP 539/554; MP 66/190 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 503/503; MP 66/205) 1: attack 51; fam does 26; I take 5 2: attack fumble -16; fam does 30; I take 5 3: attack crit 103; fam does 23; I take 6 4: attack 62; fam does 38; I take 4 5: attack 68; fam does 31; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 462/503; MP 70/205) 1: attack 45; fam does 36; I take 5 2: attack crit 82; fam does 37; I take 5 3: attack 47; fam does 30; I take 6 4: attack 40; fam does 25; I take 7 5: attack 49; fam does 34; I take 6 6: attack 50; fam does 31; I take 5 7: attack 42; fam does 33; I take 6 8: attack 37; fam does 22; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 234/136/130 (non-stat day) 2008-11-28 (Frankuary 8) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/98/105 buffed stats: 260/112/104 -> 237/121/114 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, shillelagh, wolf shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, headhunter necktie, pirate fledges skills: almost all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 629/629; MP 17/195 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 578/578; MP 17/211) 1: attack crit 98; fam does 28; I take 6 2: attack 87; fam does 38; I take 6 3: attack crit 108; fam does 36; I take 6 4: attack crit 96; fam does 35; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she scabs (HP 560/578; MP 21/211) 1: attack 75; fam does 24; I take 6 2: attack 70; fam does 23; I take 6 3: attack 75; fam does 35; I take 6 4: attack 75; fam does 37; I take 7 5: attack 68; fam does 23; I take 6 6: attack crit 83; fam does 26; I take 6 7: attack 70; fam does 39; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 236/121/179 (moxie day) 2008-12-21 (Martinus 7) greycat, level 13 P (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/150/93 buffed stats: 188/158/99 -> 164/173/108 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, shillelagh, wicker shield, distressed denim, headhunter necktie, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all but chronic/hobopolis familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 306/306; MP 104/411 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 243/243; MP 104/449) 1: attack miss; fam does 41; I take 10 2: attack crit 57; fam does 34; I take 10 3: attack miss; fam does 29; I take 10 4: shield crit 59 +25; fam does 25; I take 10 5: attack crit 49; fam does 41; I take 9 6: attack crit 61; fam does 26; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 (HP 182/243; MP 102/449) 1: noodles blocked; I take 13 2: noodles blocked; I take 13 3: noodles blocked; I take 14 4: noodles entangle; fam does 22; she struggles 5: attack miss; fam does 25; she struggles 6: garter heals 99 & beer bomb blocked; fam does 41; she struggles 7: shield blocked; she struggles 8: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 12 9: shield blocked; I take 13 10: attack miss; fam does 35; she scabs 11: attack crit 57; fam does 34; I take 12 12: attack crit 53; fam does 41; I take 13 13: attack crit 45; fam does 33; I take 12 14: attack miss; fam does 39; I take 14 15: attack crit 61; fam does 34; I take 13 16: attack miss; fam does 41; I take 12 17: attack miss; fam does 33; I take 12 18: attack miss; fam does 28; I take 14 19: attack crit 45; fam does 27; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 116/260/124 (non-stat day) 2009-01-14 (Bor 5) greycat, level 13 P (SCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/152/100 buffed stats: 177/166/110 -> 161/181/120 equipment: mesh cap, grungy flannel, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, distressed denim, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, headhunter necktie skills: nearly all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 334/334; MP 188/432 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 282/282; MP 188/470) 1: shield blocked; I take 9 2: shield blocked; I take 8 3: shield 52 +37; fam does 32; I take 8 4: shield blocked; I take 9 5: shield 50 +46; fam does 47; I take 9 6: shield blocked; I take 10 7: shield 39 +35; fam does 30; I take 9 8: shield 46 +37; fam does 22; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 (HP 218/282; MP 148/470) 1: shield blocked; she steals 11 MP 2: shield 47 +31; fam does 22; I take 12 3: shield 51 +44; fam does 45; I take 11 4: shield blocked; she steals 17 MP 5: shield 51 +40; fam does 27; I take 12 6: shield blocked; she steals 18 MP 7: shield 57 +24; fam does 27; I take 9 8: shield 52 +25; fam does 26; she scabs 9: shield crit 86 +30; fam does 33; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 113/324/131 (myst day) 2009-01-08 (Petember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/93/92 buffed stats: 266/142/134 -> 228/133/125 equipment: mesh cap, flaming pink shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, navel ring, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: nearly all of 'em familiar: 21-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 627/627; MP 49/247 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: realized I had no wand of Nagamar; navel ring runaway ("free") buffed stats: 228/133/125 HP 544/544; MP 49/230 Fight 1?, Form 1: 0: fireworks M-16; I take 2 (HP 542/544; MP 49/230) 1: attack 96; I take 3 2: attack 88; navel zoom 3: attack 84; fireworks 8(+8); I take 2 4: attack 80; I take 2 5: attack crit 128 +vivala moonlight; fireworks smile broadly; navel ring spots items; form 1 down! Fight 1?, Form 2: 0: string of fireworks; I take 4 1: attack 70; fireworks go off; I take 2 2: attack crit 103 +smoke; fireworks go off 3: attack 89; fireworks go off; navel zoom 4: attack 102; navel zoom 5: attack crit 120 +39/hot; she bulges; I take 3 6: attack 62; navel zoom 7: attack fumble -16; I take 4 8: attack 75; fireworks smile broadly; navel ring spots items; form 2 down! Fight 1?, Form 3: 0: fireworks smile broadly; navel ring spots items substat gain 1265/492/454 (muscle day) 2009-01-17 (Carlvember 2) greycat, level 13 P (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/152/111 buffed stats: 172/175/115 -> 144/187/123 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, goatskin umbrella, sawblade shield, bullet-proof corduroys, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, chintzy noodle ring skills: all but hobo/sea familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 327/327; MP 128/524 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 8 (HP 214/214; MP 128/555) 1: shield blocked; I take 13 2: shield blocked; I take 13 3: noodles entangle; fam does 37; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield blocked; she struggles 6: shield 39(+15) +26; fam does 30; she breaks free; I take 14 7: shield blocked; I take 13 8: shield blocked; I take 13 9: shield blocked; I take 13 10: shield blocked; I take 13 11: shield 47(+15) +26; fam does 31; she heals 12: shield 37(+15) +20; fam does 35; I take 12 13: garter silently blocked & beer bomb 61; fam does 38; I take 13 14: garter heals 85 & garter heals 85; fam does 29; I take 12 (HP 202/214) 15: shield blocked; I take 13 16: shield 53(+15) +35; fam does 30; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 172/214; MP 63/555) 1: noodles blocked; I take 16 2: noodles blocked; I take 16 3: noodles blocked; I take 16 4: boom box blocked & beer bomb blocked; I take 17 5: boom box 97 & garter heals 107; fam does 33 6: noodles blocked; I take 15 7: noodles blocked; I take 14 8: noodles entangle; fam does 30; she struggles 9: shield blocked; she struggles 10: shield blocked; she struggles 11: shield 44(+15) +34; fam does 35; she breaks free; she scabs 12: shield 37(+15) +30; fam does 41; I take 14 13: shield blocked; I take 12 14: silly string 187 (+14 myst) & silly string silently blocked; fam does 35; I take 12 15: shield crit 90(+15) +21; fam does 38; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 119/243/138 (non-stat day) 2009-01-21 (Carlvember 6) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCNP Budgetcore) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/154/95 buffed stats: 212/162/76 -> 197/177/85 equipment: mesh cap, lead pipe, brimstone bunker, 1337 trousers, rusty chain necklace, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all but hobo/sea familiar: 20-pound hovering sombrero (no equipment) HP 421/421; MP 187/422 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 327/327; MP 187/459) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: tango blocked; she struggles 3: tango 15/spooky; she breaks free; I take 4 4: attack 44; I take 4 5: attack 46; I take 5 6: attack 46; I take 6 7: attack 54; I take 3 8: attack crit 80; I take 5 9: attack 51; I take 5 10: attack 39; I take 3 11: attack 44; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 283/327; MP 168/459) 1: noodles blocked; I take 8 2: noodles blocked; I take 10 3: noodles entangle; she struggles 4: tango 16/spooky; she struggles 5: tango 15/spooky; she breaks free; I take 7 6: attack crit 81; she steals 15 MP 7: attack 45; I take 5 8: attack 33; I take 6 9: attack 39; I take 6 10: attack 41; I take 7 11: attack 44; I take 7 12: attack 35; I take 4 13: attack 36; I take 7 14: attack crit 75; I take 5 15: attack 48; she scabs 16: attack crit 79; I take 4 17: attack crit 53; I take 5 18: attack 38; I take 6 19: attack 42; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 467/942/505 (non-stat day) 2009-01-31 (Porktober 8) darkgreycat, level 13 P (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/151/98 buffed stats: 259/296/149 -> equipment: pith helmet, grungy flannel, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, distressed denims, Iron Beta, Vivala, navel ring skills: all but sea/hobo familiar: 31-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 467/467; MP 181/771 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks M-36; I take 2 (HP 301/301; MP 181/532) 1: noodles blocked; I take 5 2: noodles blocked; I take 3 3: noodles blocked; I take 4 4: noodles blocked; I take 3 5: noodles entangle; she struggles 6: shield crit 78 +smoke +39 7: shield 48 +40; navel zoom 8: shield 42 +35; navel zoom 9: shield 47 +27; she struggles 10: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 2 11: shield 43 +39 (did I miss the M-36??); form 1 down; fireworks smile Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fireworks M-26; I take 8 (HP 293/301; MP 159/532) 1: noodles entangle; navel zoom 2: shield blocked; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield crit 68 +smoke +37 5: shield 49 +27; she struggles 6: shield crit 70 +33/hot +36; navel zoom 7: shield blocked; she struggles 8: shield 54 +39; she breaks free; I take 7 9: shield 49 +48; navel zoom 10: shield 40 +31; I take 6 11: shield blocked; I take 5 12: shield blocked; I take 6 13: shield 58 +32; 2nd form down; fireworks smile; navel +10 MP Fight 1, Form 3: fireworks M-54; fireworks smile; navel +12 MP; substats 565/1179/657 (moxie day) 2009-02-14 (Dougtember 6) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/94/94 buffed stats: 311/153/153 -> 213/134/104 equipment: wool hat, flaming pink shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, distressed denim, Vivala, Iron Beta, navel ring skills: all but hobo/sea familiar: 24-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 590/725; MP 166/266 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks(??); I take 2 (HP 513/513; MP 166/234) 1: attack miss; fireworks go off 2: attack crit 91 +smoke; fireworks go off 3: attack crit 85 +smoke; fireworks go off 4: attack 78; I take 3 5: attack 79; navel zoom 6: attack 80; navel zoom 7: attack crit 83 +moonlight; form 1 down; fireworks smile; pyramid schemes Fight 1, Form 2: 0: string of fireworks; I take 3 1: attack 53; fireworks go off; I take 3 2: attack 60; fireworks go off; I take 3 3: attack crit 96 +36/hot; fireworks go off; she bulges; I take 3 4: attack 50; navel zoom 5: attack 58; I take 3 6: attack 66; navel zoom 7: attack crit 86 +28/hot; navel zoom 8: attack 64; I take 3 9: attack 49; form 2 down; fireworks smile; navel +13 MP Fight 1, Form 3: M-46; Nagamar text; fireworks smile; navel +16 MP substat gain: 1024/534/499 (non-stat day) 2009-02-23 (Jarlsuary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/98/151 buffed stats: 224/172/358 -> 159/113/260 equipment: pith helmet, flaming shirt, bottle-rocket xbow, pilgrim shield, brimstone boxers, Iron Beta, Vivala, navel skills: all but sea/hobo familiar: 28-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 373/373; MP 73/299 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks M-39; she misses 1: attack fumble -9 (HP 269/278; MP 73/196; buffed 159/113/260); navel zoom 2: attack crit 86 +smoke 3: attack crit 86 +30/phys; fireworks 20(+19); she steals 14 MP 4: attack 48; she misses 5: attack 51; she heals 6: attack 46; navel zoom 7: attack 45; navel zoom 8: attack 45; navel zoom 9: attack 47; 1st form down; fireworks smiles; navel spots stuff Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fireworks M-26; she misses 1: attack crit 84 +35/phys; navel zoom 2: attack 47; she misses 3: attack 48; fireworks 13(+13); navel zoom 4: attack fumble -4; navel zoom 5: attack 50; she misses 6: attack 52; navel zoom 7: attack crit 70; she misses 8: attack 52; she misses 9: attack 46; navel zoom 10: attack 49; navel zoom 11: attack crit 78 +moonlight; 2nd form down; fireworks smile Fight 1, Form 3: nagamar; fireworks smile; navel pyramid schemes substat gain: 569/549/1127 (non-stat day) 2009-03-05 (Starch 1) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/92/151 buffed stats: 194/125/286 -> 158/107/248 equipment: pith, grungy flannel, happiness, pilgrim, brimstone boxers, navel, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: all but sea/hobo familiar: 26-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 329/329; MP 116/217 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks M-35; she misses 1: attack 53(+12); she misses 2: attack fumble -7; navel zoom (HP 270/277; MP 116/185) 3: attack 59(+12); fireworks 18(+17); she misses 4: attack 59(+12); she misses 5: attack 58(+12); navel zoom 6: attack 67(+12); navel zoom 7: attack 61(+12); fireworks smile; navel +item; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fireworks M-23; she misses 1: attack crit 94(+12) +39/phys; she steals 15 MP 2: attack 52(+12); she misses 3: attack crit 96(+12) +33/hot; fireworks 12(+11); she misses 4: attack 55(+12); navel zoom 5: attack crit 108(+12); she misses 6: attack 58(+12); fireworks smile; navel +item; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fireworks M-39; Nagamar; fireworks smile; pyramid schemes substat gain: 521/526/1345 (moxie day) 2009-03-14 (April 2) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/87/86 buffed stats: 374/186/148 -> 214/125/96 equipment: reinforced headband, flaming pink, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, distressed denim, Iron Beta, navel ring, Vivala skills: all but hobopolis familiar: 15-pound sombrero (with fireworks) HP 918/918; MP 178/323 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: string of firecrackers; I take 3 (HP 571/571; MP 178/217) 1: attack 69; firecrackers go off; I take 2 2: attack crit 155 +39/phys; firecrackers go off; I take 3 3: attack fumble -9; firecrackers go off; she shimmers 4: attack 68; navel zoom 5: attack 71; navel zoom 6: attack 64; fireworks smile; pyramid schemes; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: string of firecrackers; she scabs 1: attack 59; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 2: attack 63; firecrackers go off; I take 2 3: attack 79; firecrackers go off; she bulges; I take 3 4: attack 54; I take 3 5: attack fumble -12; navel zoom 6: attack 48; I take 4 7: attack 56; I take 3 8: attack 50; navel zoom 9: attack 54; she scabs 10: attack 60; she steals 15 MP 11: attack 67; I take 3 12: attack 56; I take 3 13: attack crit 101 +smoke 14: attack crit 73 +moonlight; fireworks smile; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fireworks M-24; Nagamar; fireworks smile; pyramid schemes substat gain: 1104/405/448 (muscle day) 2009-03-18 (April 6) greycat, level 13 S (casual) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 85/152/86 buffed stats: 257/135/117 -> 244/132/114 equipment: pith helmet, duct tape shirt, Bludgeon, Bunker, plexi pants, Slow Talkin', Iron Beta, depleted grim weightlifting belt skills: all but sea/hobopolis familiar: 21-pound sombrero (with mayflower) HP 405/405; MP 252/351 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 1 (HP 358/358; MP 252/344) 1: attack 100; I take 1 2: attack 104; I take 2 3: attack 107; she steals 12 MP 4: attack 117; mayflower jig; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 2 (HP 356/358; MP 250/344) 1: attack 96; I take 3 2: attack 88; I take 2 3: attack 91; I take 3 4: attack crit 134; I take 2 5: attack 90; I take 3 6: attack 96; she steals 14 MP 7: attack 86; mayflower +meat; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 480/987/483 (non-stat day) 2009-03-27 (Martinus 7) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/91/151 buffed stats: 172/127/230 -> 103/108/199 equipment: worn tophat, yak anorak, didgeridooka, leather chaps, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, Cape of the Goblin King skills: all but hobo/sea, I think familiar: 8-pound sombrero (no equipment) HP 283/283; MP 221/221 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 41; she heals 2: attack 47; she misses 3: attack 50; she misses 4: attack 46; she misses 5: attack 56; she misses 6: attack 44; she misses 7: attack crit 99; she misses 8: attack 45; she misses 9: attack fumble -4; she misses (HP 150/154; MP 189/189) 10: attack crit 83; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 139/154; MP 189/189) 1: tango 18/spooky; she misses 2: tango blocked; I take 11 3: tango blocked; I take 10 4: tango blocked; I take 10 5: tango blocked; she misses 6: tango 15/spooky; she misses 7: attack 41; she misses 8: attack 46; she misses 9: attack 50; she steals 17 MP 10: attack 55; she misses 11: attack 51; she scabs 12: attack 42; she misses 13: attack crit 81; she misses 14: attack 40; she misses 15: attack 40; she scabs 16: attack crit 99; she misses 17: attack 56; she misses 18: attack 51; she misses 19: attack 48; she misses 20: attack 38; she misses 21: attack 42; she misses 22: attack crit 91; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Nagamar text; substat gain 317/344/733 (non-stat day) 2009-05-04 (Porktober 5) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 154/97/96 buffed stats: 245/105/99 -> 221/114/108 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, Bjorn's hammer, snake shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, rusty chain necklace skills: all but sea/hobo familiar: 8-pound sombrero (with ant hoe) HP 575/575; MP 69/182 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 523/523; MP 69/199) 1: attack 46; I take 6 2: attack 44; I take 5 3: attack 49; I take 6 4: attack 46; I take 6 5: attack 48; she heals 6: attack 48; hoe 10/sleaze; I take 6 7: attack 48; I take 7 8: attack 44; hoe 12/sleaze; I take 5 9: attack 45; I take 6 10: attack 43; I take 6 11: attack 46; hoe 10/sleaze; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 464/523; MP 73/199) 1: attack crit 45; I take 6 2: attack crit 45; hoe 10/sleaze; I take 7 3: attack crit 41; hoe 12/sleaze; I take 7 4: attack 34; I take 6 5: attack 28; I take 7 6: attack 34; I take 7 7: blowout silently blocked & silly string 114 +13 myst; hoe 10/sleaze; she steals 12 MP 8: attack crit 43; I take 6 9: attack 32; hoe 12/sleaze; I take 6 10: attack 30; she steals 10 MP 11: LTS 107; hoe 12/sleaze; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 705/442/337 (myst day) 2009-05-16 (Dougtember 1) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 104/151/103 buffed stats: 210/167/105 -> 190/167/105 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, shillelagh, black shield, black greaves, rusty chain necklace, Iron Beta, headhunter necklace skills: all but sea/hobo familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 403/403; MP 267/434 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 345/345; MP 254/434) 1: tango blocked; I take 5 2: tango blocked; she heals 3: tango 16/spooky; fam does 28; I take 5 4: attack 44; fam does 26; I take 6 5: attack crit 67; fam does 28; I take 6 6: attack crit 63; fam does 33; I take 6 7: attack crit 69; fam does 43; I take 5 8: attack 47; fam does 38; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 (HP 304/345; MP 234/434) 1: attack crit 53; fam does 33; I take 8 2: attack crit 59; fam does 32; I take 9 3: attack miss; fam does 40; I take 9 4: attack miss; fam does 28; I take 8 5: attack crit 61; fam does 40; I take 9 6: attack miss; fam does 24; I take 8 7: attack miss; fam does 29; I take 9 8: attack miss; fam does 32; she scabs 9: attack miss; fam does 26; I take 9 10: attack crit 49; fam does 39; I take 9 11: attack fumble -1; fam does 31; she steals 11 MP 12: attack fumble -9; fam does 30; she scabs 13: attack crit 49; fam does 23; I take 9 14: attack miss; fam does 26; I take 9 15: attack crit 59; fam does 37; I take 9 16: attack miss; fam does 34; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain 147/255/128 (muscle day) 2009-05-24 (Jarlsuary 1, Festival of Jarlsberg) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/98/104 buffed stats: 299/133/137 -> 215/121/116 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, lead pipe, snake shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace skills: all but hobo/sea fam: 7-pound sombrero (with ant pick) HP 691/691; MP 85/227 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: attack 54; I take 5 (HP 504/509; MP 85/211) 2: attack 63; I take 6 3: attack crit 92; I take 7 4: attack 55; I take 5 5: attack crit 92; fam does 10/cold; I take 6 6: attack 64; I take 5 7: attack 63; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 469/509; MP 88/211) 1: attack 41; I take 7 2: attack 51; I take 6 3: attack 50; she steals 15 MP 4: attack 37; fam does 10/cold; I take 6 5: attack 44; I take 6 6: attack 39; I take 7 7: attack 45; I take 7 8: attack 38; fam does 11/cold; I take 6 9: attack 48; I take 7 10: attack 42; I take 6 11: attack crit 81; I take 6 12: attack 44; I take 6 13: attack 43; fam gains pound; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain 689/350/463 (moxie day) 2009-06-30 (Martinus 6) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/150/97 buffed stats: 139/219/124 -> 129/179/114 equipment: reinforced headband, anorak, lead pipe, sawblade shield, bullet-proof cords, pledge pin, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all but sea/hobo/slime familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 351/351; MP 493/674 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 (HP 307/307; MP 493/535) 1: shield 40 +36; fam does 38; I take 14 2: shield 37 +24; fam does 36; I take 14 3: shield 47 +27; fam does 40; I take 14 4: shield blocked; I take 15 5: shield blocked; she steals 14 MP 6: shield 36 +35; fam does 27; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 232/307; MP 453/535) 1: shield blocked; I take 18 2: shield blocked; I take 18 3: noodles entangle; fam does 39; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield 49 +21; fam does 38; she breaks free; I take 17 6: shield 38 +27; fam does 42; I take 19 7: shield crit 86 + 31; fam does 33; I take 17 8: shield 50 +27; fam does 34; I take 18 9: shield 38 +22; fam does 38; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 134/247/119 (non-stat day) 2009-07-04 (Bill 2) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (radio=10) raw stats: 154/93/95 buffed stats: 316/142/119 -> 232/133/100 equipment: mesh cap, flaming pink shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, bullet-proof cords, Vivala, navel, Iron Beta skills: all but sea/hobo/slime familiar: 16-pound baby sandworm (with fireworks) HP 734/734; MP 122/316 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks M-25; I take 3 (HP 553/553; MP 122/300) 1: attack crit 106 +smoke 2: attack 78; I take 3 3: attack 73; fireworks 13+12; navel zoom 4: attack crit 122 +26/phys; fireworks smile; navel +item; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: string of fireworks; she steals 14 MP 1: attack crit 77 +31/hot; fireworks go off; navel zoom 2: attack 69; fireworks go off; I take 3 3: attack 86; fireworks go off; navel zoom 4: attack 87; she scabs 5: attack 99; navel zoom 6: attack crit 120 +26/phys; I take 4 7: attack 88; navel zoom 8: attack 95; fireworks smile; fam +weight; navel +item; 2nd form down 17-pound sandworm Fight 1, Form 3: fireworks smile; navel +item; substat gain 1122/465/450 (muscle day) 2009-07-10 (Bill 8) lightgreycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/95/153 buffed stats: 111/102/212 -> 106/111/204 equipment: worn tophat, bronze breastplate, didgeridooka, leather chaps, tap shoes, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: Eye, Sympathy, Hero, Tao, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funkslinging familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 114/114; MP 59/102 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 2: attack 33; fam 7(+6); she steals 13 MP (HP 109/109; MP 46/111) 3: attack 18; fam 8(+9); she misses 4: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 5: attack 31; fam 7(+9); she misses 6: attack 32; fam misses; she misses 7: attack 19; fam howls; she misses 8: attack 29; fam 8(+6); she misses 9: attack 18; fam howls; she misses 10: attack 25; fam 6(+9); she steals 10 MP 11: attack 30; fam misses; she misses 12: attack 29; fam 8(+8); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: boom box 90 & water pipe bomb 64; fam 6(+8) 2: attack 23; fam 9(+8); she misses 3: attack 23; fam misses; she misses 4: attack 26; fam howls; she scabs 5: attack 26; fam howls; she misses 6: attack 24; fam misses; she misses 7: attack 19; fam 7(+8); she misses 8: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 9: attack 26; fam 8(+7); she misses 10: attack 27; fam 7(+8); she scabs 11: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 12: attack 33; fam 10(+10); she misses 13: attack 28; fam misses; she misses 14: attack 35; fam misses; she misses 15: attack fumble -7; fam howls; she steals 13 MP 16: attack 34; fam howls; she misses 17: attack 25; fam misses; she misses 18: attack 26; fam misses; she misses 19: attack 30; fam misses; she misses 20: attack 30; fam misses; she misses 21: attack 32; fam misses; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 120/147/292 (moxie day) 2009-07-16 (Bor 6) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/99/149 buffed stats: 146/122/183 -> 126/122/183 equipment: reinf headband, yak anorak, lead pipe, wicker shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, tap shoes skills: all but some sea/hobo/slime familiar: 25-pound Slimeling (fed) HP: 304/304; MP: 45/219 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 246/246; MP 45/219) 1: shield blocked; I take 5 2: shield blocked; I take 7 3: shield 37 +30; fam does/restores 14; I take 7 4: shield 38 +20; fam makes squishy noises; I take 6 5: shield blocked; I take 6 6: shield blocked; I take 6 7: shield blocked; she misses 8: shield blocked; she heals 9: shield crit 43 +19; fam squishy; I take 6 10: shield 29 +25; fam sniffs around; I take 5 11: shield 35 +22; fam sniffs; she misses 12: water bomb 72 & water bomb blocked; fam sniffs; she misses 13: attack misses; fam hits/restores 8; I take 5 14: shield blocked; I take 5 15: shield blocked; she misses 16: water bomb 71 & water bomb silently blocked; fam hits/restores 7; I take 4 17: shield crit 67 +20; fam sniffs; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 175/246; MP 8/219) 1: blowout 183 (+14 mox) & blowout 183 (+14 mox); fam hits/restores 15; I take 8 2: shield 40 +18; fam sniffs; I take 8 3: shield blocked; I take 9 4: shield 38 +32; fam hits/restores 11; I take 8 5: shield 26 +25; fam hits/restores 12; I take 8 6: shield 31 +19; fam hits/restores 13; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 119/135/246 (non-stat day) 2009-07-25 (Petember 7) lightgreycat, level 13 DB (BM) raw stats: 96/95/150 buffed stats: 112/201/210 -> 107/110/202 equipment: worn tophat, asbestos apron, Shagadelic banjo, leather chaps, tap shoes, pirate fledges, Green Clover skills: Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Pride, Dance of Doom, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 20-pound black cat HP 115/155; MP 36/101 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 21; she misses 2: attack 27; she misses 3: attack 19; she misses 4: attack crit 36; she misses 5: attack 26; she misses 6: attack 26; she misses 7: attack 23; she misses 8: attack 24; she misses 9: attack crit 40; she steals 11 MP 10: attack 24; she misses 11: attack 21; she misses 12: attack 26; she misses 13: attack 29; she misses 14: attack 22; she misses 15: attack fumble -4; she misses (HP 106/110; MP 25/110) 16: attack crit 30; she steals 18 MP 17: attack crit 32; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 21 (HP 85/110; MP 7/110) 1: handful of sand hits & handful of sand hits; she misses 2: attack 19; she misses 3: attack 27; she misses 4: attack crit 42; she misses 5: attack 21; she misses 6: attack 20; she misses 7: attack 19; she misses 8: attack crit 30; she misses 9: attack 25; she misses 10: attack 21; she misses 11: attack crit 34; she misses 12: attack 25; she misses 13: attack 23; she misses 14: attack 27; she misses 15: attack 28; she misses 16: attack 24; she misses 17: attack 25; she misses 18: attack 26; she misses 19: attack 21; she misses 20: attack 27; she scabs 21: attack 29; she misses 22: attack 27; she misses 23: attack crit 36; she scabs 24: attack 21; she misses 25: attack 25; she misses 26: attack 23; she misses 27: attack 27; she misses 28: attack 26; she misses 29: attack 21; she misses 30: attack 25; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 119/142/241 (non-stat day) 2009-07-25 (Petember 7) Mandela, level 13 AT (noob) raw stats: 113/112/171 buffed stat: 125/129/220 -> 120/129/220 equipment: worn tophat, Squeezebox, leather chaps, Wossname, chintzy accordion, Iiti Kitty skills: none familiar: 5-pound hovering sombrero (with lead necklace) HP 111/128; MP 129/129 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 30(+15); she heals 2: attack 28(+15); she misses 3: attack crit 39(+15); she misses 4: attack 26(+15); she misses 5: attack 24(+15); she misses 6: attack 24(+15); she misses 7: attack 26(+15); she misses 8: attack 26(+15); she steals 17 MP (HP 111/123; MP 112/129) 9: attack 30(+15); she misses 10: attack 30(+15); she misses 11: attack 27(+15); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 24(+15); she misses 2: attack 34(+15); she misses 3: attack 26(+15); she misses 4: attack 26(+15); she misses 5: attack 28(+15); she misses 6: attack 34(+15); she misses 7: attack 24(+15); she misses 8: attack 28(+15); she misses 9: attack 34(+15); she scabs 10: attack 31(+15); she misses 11: attack 29(+15); she misses 12: attack 33(+15); she misses 13: attack fumble -2; she misses (HP 109/123; MP 112/129) 14: attack 30(+15); she misses 15: attack fumble -9; she misses 16: attack 30(+15); she steals 12 MP 17: attack 24(+15); she misses 18: attack 26(+15); fam gains pound; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 324/291/660 (non-stat day) 2009-07-27 (Carlvember 1) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 106/151/110 buffed stats: 144/191/161 -> 145/206/172 equipment: wool hat, ascii shirt, s'n's sword (2 wrestler 1 rockband), wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, stainless suspenders, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all but some slime/sea/hobo familiar: 25-pound bandersnatch HP 243/243; MP 305/644 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jala does 1, jaba does 3, I take 10 (HP 215/215; MP 305/684) 1: wave 77/cold + soul freeze; I take 10 2: geyser blocked; I take 10 3: geyser 140/hot +20 MP; I take 10 4: geyser blocked; I take 10 5: geyser 141/cold +40 MP +20 MP; she heals 6: shield 30 +27 +smust 7: shield 29 +33 +7; she can't see 8: shield 29 +26 +11; I take 7 9: shield blocked; I take 8 10: shield 30 +22 +9; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 1: noodles blocked; I take 8 2: noodles blocked; I take 8 3: noodles blocked; I take 9 4: noodles blocked; I take 9 5: noodles entangle; she struggles 6: wave 78/cold +soul freeze; she struggles 7: geyser 139/cold +40 MP +20 MP; she struggles 8: wave 76/cold +soul freeze; she breaks free; she scabs 9: geyser 141/cold +40 MP +20 MP; she steals 18 MP 10: shield crit 31 +32 +smust 11: shield 31 +22 +11; she can't see 12: shield 31 +35 +11; I take 9 13: shield blocked; I take 10 14: shield blocked; I take 9 15: shield blocked; I take 9 16: shield 29 +18 +6; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 136/243/158 (moxie day) 2009-07-29 (Carlvember 3) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (SCNP) (Blender) (annoy=10) raw stats: 151/98/100 buffed stats: 287/109/145 (same after first hit) equipment: pith helmet, hippo poncho, brimstone bludgeon, pilgrim shield, plexi pants, Mr. Accessory Jr, stainless scarf, Iron Beta skills: TS, Walrus Claws, Eye, Shieldbutt, Sympathy, Hero, Tao, Ravioli, Entangling, Mortar Shell, Bandages, Ravioli, Stream, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Salva, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 30-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 582/582; MP 81/109 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 575/582; MP 81/109) 1: attack 124; pumpkin does 9; she steals 11 MP 2: attack 138; I take 5 3: attack 133; I take 6 4: attack 137; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 575/582; MP 82/109) 1: attack 121; I take 6 2: attack 110; pumpkin does 15; she scabs 3: attack 121; I take 6 4: attack 126; I take 6 5: attack fumble -5; pumpkin does 11; I take 7 6: attack crit 131; pumpkin does 11; she steals 10 MP 7: attack 120; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 1128/553/555 (non-stat day) 2009-08-03 (Carlvember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/151/99 buffed stats: 163/205/150 -> 158/220/145 equipment: reinforced headband, ascii shirt, sniff sword (pow 10, 3x wrestler), wonderwall, black greaves, pirate fledges, bejeweled pledge, Nickel Gamma skills: Abs of Tin, Marginally Insane, Sympathy, Stream, Saucestorm, Wave, Salve, Funk familiar: 25-pound slimeling HP 322/326; MP 306/338 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jala does 1, jaba does 4, I take 26 (HP 296/321; MP 306/364) 1: wave 52/hot; fam hits/restore 14; I take 35 2: boom box silently blocked & noisemaker 158 (+13 musc); I take 33 3: wave 50/cold; fam hits/restores 13; I take 34 4: boom box 93 & poultice heals 120 5: wave blocked; I take 29 6: boom box 62 (& beer bomb ...?); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 40 (HP 245/321; MP 279/364) 1: boom box 97 & love song smoldering 220/hot +38 MP 2: wave blocked; I take 37 3: wave blocked; I take 35 4: boom box 90 & love song disturbing blocked 5: wave 50/hot; I take 33 6: boom box blocked & poultice blocked; she scabs 7: boom box 90 & garter blocked 8: boom box 97 & garter heals 102 9: wave 51/hot; she bulges 10: wave 53/hot; I take 41 11: wave blocked; I take 40 12: noisemaker blocked & noisemaker blocked; I take 40 13: love song naughty 145/sleaze +1 moxie (& love song naughty ...?); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 148/236/116 (non-stat day) 2009-08-08 (Porktober 5) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/92/94 buffed stats: 250/137/124 -> 242/136/134 equipment: mesh cap, yak anorak, s'n's sword (pow 20, 3x wrestler), snake shield, bullet-proof cords, pirate fledges, rusty chain necklace, Nickel Gamma skills: Abs of Tin, Marginally Insane, Slimy Synapses, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Funk familiar: 25-pound slimeling HP 448/448; MP 226/266 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 39 (HP 409/432; MP 203/203) 1: attack 56; I take 36 2: attack crit 58; fam hits/restores 14; she heals 3: knee 55 +33; fam hits/restores 11; I take 38 4: attack 55; fam hits/restores 13; I take 37 5: attack 56; I take 37 6: attack 55; I take 35 7: garter heals 114 & garter heals 103; I take 35 8: attack 55; I take 38 9: attack 54; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 46 (HP 313/432; MP 203/203) 1: knee blocked; I take 45 2: knee 41 +20; I take 46 3: attack crit 43; I take 44 4: attack 39; I take 44 5: garter heals 110 & garter blocked; I take 44 6: attack 40; I take 46 7: boom box blocked & boom box 94 8: attack 49; I take 43 9: boom box blocked & boom box 90 10: garter heals 82 & garter heals 109; I take 39 11: attack fumble -2; I take 39 12: attack 57; I take 36 13: attack 59; I take 36 14: attack 59; I take 38 15: attack crit 61; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 259/133/135 (myst day) 2009-08-12 (Boozember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/92/153 buffed stats: 115/118/223 -> 124/127/228 equipment: worm tophat, Spades jacket, s'n's xbow (pow 20, 2x wrestler, rockband), wicker shield, leather chaps, pirate fledges, Cape/Goblin, Nickel Gamma skills: Abs, Marginally, Synapses, Shoulders, Sympathy, Funk familiar: 6-pound NPZR HP 128/130; MP 34/139 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 22; she misses 2: attack 22; she misses 3: attack 22; she misses 4: attack 23; she misses 5: attack 23; she HEALS 6: attack fumble -1; fam steals 30 meat; she HEALS (HP 127/140; MP 34/149) 7: attack 24; she misses 8: attack 23; she misses 9: attack 23; she misses 10: attack 23; fam head-bites; she misses 11: attack 23; she HEALS 12: attack 22; she misses 13: attack 23; fam does 6; she HEALS 14: attack 22; fam head-bites; she HEALS 15: attack 22; fam heals 17/17; she misses 16: attack 22; she misses 17: attack 23; fam head-bites; she misses 18: attack 24; fam does 9; she misses 19: attack 22; she misses 20: attack 24; she misses 21: attack 23; fam heals 15/15; she HEALS 22: attack 23; she misses 23: attack fumble -1; she misses 24: attack 23; fam does 9; she misses 25: attack 23; she steals 10 MP 26: attack 24; fam head-bites; she misses 27: attack 22; fam does 12; she misses 28: attack 23; fam heals 11/11; she misses 29: attack 22; fam does 7; she misses 30: attack 23; fam stuns +toast 31: attack 22; she steals 14 MP 32: attack crit 28; she misses 33: attack 22; fam does 7; she steals 18 MP 34: attack 22; fam stuns +toast 35: attack 22; fam head-bites; she misses 36: attack 24; fam does 9; she misses 37: attack 23; fam does 7; she misses 38: attack 23; fam stuns +toast 39: beer bomb 56 & beer bomb silently blocked; she misses 40: beer bomb 74 & water pipe bomb 71; she misses 41: attack 24; fam heals 12/12; first form down (FINALLY)! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 140/140; MP 47/149) 1: attack 24; fam head-bites; she misses 2: attack 23; she SCABS 3: attack 24; fam head-bites; she misses 4: attack 24; she misses 5: attack 24; fam does 10; she misses 6: attack 24; she misses 7: attack 23; she misses 8: attack 22; she SCABS 9: water pipe bomb blocked & water pipe bomb blocked; she misses 10: water pipe bomb 71 & water pipe bomb blocked; fam head-bites; she misses 11: water pipe bomb 65 & water pipe bomb silently blocked; she misses 12: attack 23; fam heals 11/11; she misses 13: attack 24; she steals 17 MP 14: attack crit 26; fam does 7; she misses 15: attack 23; fam stuns +toast 16: attack 24; fam head-bites; she misses 17: attack 22; fam stuns +toast 18: attack 24; fam does 9; she misses 19: attack 24; fam does 6; she misses 20: attack 23; fam stuns +toast 21: attack 23; fam does 6; she misses 22: attack 24; fam does 10; she misses 23: attack 24; she misses 24: attack 24; fam head-bites; she misses 25: attack 24; she SCABS 26: water pipe bomb blocked & water pipe bomb blocked; she misses 27: water pipe bomb 55 & water pipe bomb 65; fam head-bites; she steals 15 MP 28: water pipe bomb 59 & water pipe bomb ...?; fam does 9; 2nd form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 110/123/334 (moxie day) 2009-08-17 (Boozember 6) greycat, level 13 P (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/149/96 buffed stats: 204/241/148 -> 128/166/119 equipment: reinforced headband, anorak, s'n's sword (power 10, 3x rockband), wicker shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, pledge pin skills: all but sea/hobo familiar: 25-pound llama HP 455/455; MP 91/636 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she heals 1: shield blocked; she steals 17 MP (HP 316/316; MP 69/442) 2: shield blocked; I take 21 3: shield 69 +32; she steals 11 MP 4: shield blocked; I take 19 5: shield 69 +27; I take 18 6: shield 68 +19; I take 17 7: shield 69 +23; I take 17 8: shield blocked; she steals 12 MP 9: shield 70 +24; I take 15 10: shield blocked; I take 16 11: MMJ +25 MP & MMJ blocked; I take 15 12: water pipe bomb 63 & water pipe bomb (...?); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 19 (HP 159/316; MP 29 442) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: shield 70 +28; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield 69 +31; she breaks free; I take 17 5: garter silently blocked(?) & water pipe bomb 74; I take 16 6: garter heals 90 & water pipe bomb 56; I take 16 7: shield blocked; I take 16 8: shield blocked; I take 18 9: MMJ blocked & garter blocked; I take 17 10: silly string 166 +13 myst & silly string blocked; I take 18 11: noisemaker 128 +12 muscle & noisemaker (...?); second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 127/255/122 (non-stat day) 2009-08-23 (Dougtember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 151/85/90 buffed stats: 275/142/154 -> 229/117/127 equipment: mitre, pink shirt, haiku, pilgrim, plexi, Iron Beta, V, navel skills: all but some hobo/sea (Slimy not full strength yet) familiar: 18-pound sandworm with fireworks HP 652/652; MP 62/257 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: string of firecrackers; I take 2 (HP 553/553; MP 62/213) 1: attack 102; firecrackers go off; I take 3 2: noodles blocked; I take 5 3: attack 109; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 4: attack 118; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 5: attack 135; fireworks smile; navel +item; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fireworks M-14; I take 6 (HP 547/553; MP 60/213) 1: attack crit 111 +smoke 2: attack 75; navel zoom 3: attack 78; M-14 7(+7); I take 4 4: attack 79; I take 4 5: attack 78; navel zoom 6: attack 75; I take 5 7: attack crit 108 +moonlight; fireworks smile Fight 1, Form 3: Nagamar text; fireworks smile; navel +item substat gain: 966/446/512 (non-stat day) 2009-08-27 (Dougtember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/150/96 buffed stats: 169/173/113 -> 178/188/122 equipment: pith, pink shirt, haiku, pilgrim, plexipants, navel, Vivala, headhunter necktie skills: all but hobopolis AT songs; slime skills not 100% yet familiar: 21-pound sandworm (with fireworks) HP 299/299; MP 208/459 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fireworks M-35; I take 6 (HP 293/312; MP 208/500) 1: shield blocked; I take 4 2: shield blocked; I take 5 3: shield crit 84 +34/hot +24; fireworks 18(+17); I take 4 4: shield blocked; I take 3 5: shield 63 +45; navel zoom 6: shield blocked; I take 3 7: shield blocked; I take 3 8: shield 55 +30; navel zoom 9: shield crit 69 +42 +moonlight; fireworks smile; navel pyramid schemes; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: firecracker string; I take 8 (HP 285/312; MP 182/500) 1: noodles entangle; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 2: shield blocked; she struggles 3: summer siesta crit 84 +30/hot; firecrackers go off; she struggles 4: shield 54 +29; firecrackers go off; navel zoom 5: shield blocked; she struggles 6: shield 58 +38; navel zoom 7: shield 57 +37; she breaks free; she bulges; she scabs 8: shield crit 81 +28/hot +40; navel zoom 9: shield blocked; I take 6 10: shield blocked; I take 6 11: shield 52 +26; I take 6 12: shield blocked; I take 6 13: shield 51 +43; fireworks smile; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: nagamar text; fireworks smile substat gain: 494/1012/565 (moxie day) 2009-09-01 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/96/149 buffed stats: 118/136/176 -> 114/128/165 equipment: reinforced headband, ascii shirt, batblade, wicker shield, black greaves, Iiti Kitty, Iron Beta, stainless solitaire skills: all but sea/hobo, slimy not quite 100% familiar: 25-pound dandy lion HP 318/318; MP 141/247 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 (HP 240/240; MP 141/233) 1: shield blocked; I take 11 2: shield 48(+15) +25; I take 8 3: shield 41(+15) +28; I take 9 4: noodles entangle; she struggles 5: shield blocked; she struggles 6: shield 36(+15) +20; she breaks free; I take 7 7: shield blocked; I take 7 8: shield 37(+15) +27; she HEALS 9: shield blocked; I take 6 10: shield blocked; I take 7 11: shield blocked; I take 7 12: shield 37(+15) +21; she shimmers 13: shield blocked; I take 10 14: shield blocked; I take 10 15: shield 40(+15) +28; I take 10 16: shield blocked; I take 10 17: shield blocked; I take 9 18: shield blocked; I take 10 19: garter blocked & water pipe bomb blocked; I take 8 20: garter silently blocked & water pipe bomb 56; fam heals 8/13; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 (HP 105/240; MP 102/233) 1: noodles blocked; she struggles 2: garter heals 98 & water pipe bomb 60; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 13 6: shield 46(+15) +18; I take 12 7: shield blocked; I take 12 8: shield 50(+15) +32; I take 12 9: shield blocked; I take 12 10: shield blocked; I take 11 11: shield blocked; I take 12 12: shield 44(+15) +31; I take 11 13: garter heals 106 & water pipe bomb 66; I take 11 14: shield 41(+15) +25; I take 9 15: shield blocked; I take 10 16: shield 44(+15) +24; she SCABS 17: shield 41(+15) +23; she bulges 18: shield blocked; I take 13 19: shield blocked; I take 13 20: shield blocked; I take 13 21: shield 37(+15) +20; 2nd form down! Fight 1, Form 3: fam heals 18/24; substat gain 112/147/271 (myst day) 2009-09-11 (Frankuary 7) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/151/98 buffed stats: 149/226/141 -> equipment: wool hat, goth shirt, lead pipe, wicker shield, distressed denim, pirate fledges, bejeweled pledge pin, Iron Beta skills: all but Hobopolis; Slimy Sinews only 80% familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 323/323; MP 232/598 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 (HP 265/265; MP 232/479) 1: shield 25 +28; fam hits 24; I take 15 2: noodles entangle; fam hits 26; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 15 5: shield 32 +23; fam hits 37; I take 14 6: shield 25 +25; fam hits 25; I take 14 7: shield crit 79 +29; fam hits 40; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 19 (HP 188/265; MP 199/479) 1: noodles entangle; fam hits 40; she struggles 2: shield 27 +31; fam hits 23; she struggles 3: shield 41 +26; fam hits 34; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 17 5: shield 38 +18; fam hits 33; I take 17 6: shield blocked; I take 17 7: shield 30 +22; fam hits 35; I take 15 8: shield blocked; I take 15 9: shield 30 +19; fam hits 45; I take 14 10: shield blocked; I take 14 11: garter heals 80 & garter heals 119; fam hits 36; I take 14 12: shield blocked; I take 14 13: shield blocked; I take 14 14: shield 29 +26; fam hits 33; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 111/247/142 (non-stat day) 2009-09-15 (Starch 3) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 85/86/150 buffed stats: 165/118/296 -> 121/101/251 equipment: worn tophat, pink shirt, didgeridooka, Brimstone Boxers, Iron Beta, Vivala, navel skills: all but hobopolis AT songs, slimy not fully charged familiar: 16-pound sandworm (with fireworks) HP 280/280; MP 30/215 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: firecracker M-23 1: attack 38; she misses 2: attack 55; she misses 3: attack crit 73 +36/hot; firecracker 12(+11); she steals 12 MP (HP 188/188; MP 18/185) 4: attack 42; she misses 5: attack 39; navel zoom 6: attack 41; she misses 7: attack crit 89 +moonlight; fireworks smile; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: firecracker M-16 1: attack 39; navel zoom 2: attack 47; navel zoom 3: attack 39; firecracker 8(+8); she misses 4: attack 52; navel zoom 5: attack crit 105 +30/hot; navel zoom 6: attack 51; she misses 7: attack 54; navel zoom 8: attack fumble -1; she misses 9: attack 42; she misses 10: attack 48; she misses 11: attack 38; navel zoom 12: attack 49; navel zoom 13: attack 45; fireworks smile; navel +item; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fireworks smile, pyramid schemes substat gain: 492/467/928 (non-stat day) 2009-10-24 (Petember 2) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/93/92 buffed stats: 238/114/95 -> 205/123/104 equipment: mesh cap, ASCII shirt, lead pipe, snake shield, denim pants, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace skills: almost all familiar: 14-pound sandworm HP 608/608; MP 101/209 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 509/509; MP 101/224) 1: attack 43; I take 7 2: attack 43; I take 7 3: attack 53; I take 6 4: attack 46; I take 6 5: attack 44; I take 6 6: attack 43; I take 6 7: attack 52; I take 5 8: attack 43; I take 6 9: attack 53; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 (HP 452/509; MP 101/224) 1: tango blocked; I take 7 2: tango blocked; I take 7 3: tango blocked; I take 6 4: tango 17/spooky; I take 7 5: attack crit 87; I take 8 6: attack 38; I take 6 7: attack 49; I take 6 8: attack 48; I take 6 9: attack 40; I take 6 10: attack 36; I take 7 11: attack 40; she SCABS 12: attack 48; I take 6 13: attack 33; I take 6 14: attack 51; I take 7 15: attack 34; she steals 11 MP 16: attack 37; I take 6 17: attack 36; I take 6 18: attack 49; I take 6 19: attack 39; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 1007/425/455 (muscle day) 2009-10-30 (Petember 8) greycat, level 13 PM (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/151/97 buffed stats: 159/153/111 -> 135/168/120 equipment: reinf headband, hippo poncho, stainless shillelagh, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace skills: almost all familiar: 25-pound sandworm (with sugar shield) HP 378/378; MP 281/477 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: shield blocked; I take 17 (HP 297/314; MP 276/517) 2: shield crit 59 +26; I take 15 3: shield 37 +18; I take 15 4: shield blocked; I take 14 5: shield crit 45 +17; I take 13 6: shield crit 53 +35; she steals 11 MP 7: shield crit 53 +26; I take 11 8: shield blocked; I take 12 9: shield blocked; I take 11 10: shield blocked; I take 11 11: shield 43 +20; she HEALS 12: shield 37 +27; she shimmers; I take 14 13: shield 39 +30; fam gains weight; first form down familiar: 26-pound sandworm (with sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 20 (HP 161/314; MP 205/517) 1: garter heals 103 & silly string blocked; I take 19 2: shield crit 65 +17; I take 19 3: shield blocked; I take 18 4: shield blocked; she steals 13 MP 5: shield 40 +29; I take 17 6: shield blocked; I take 17 7: shield blocked; I take 17 8: shield 39 +18; she SCABS 9: shield blocked; I take 16 10: garter blocked & silly string blocked; I take 17 11: garter heals 90 & silly string 168 +13 myst; she steals 15 MP 12: shield blocked; I take 16 13: shield 38 +24; she SCABS 14: shield 41 +24; I take 16 15: shield 42 +28; I take 14 16: shield 40 +35; I take 12 17: shield crit 53 +34; she bulges; she SCABS 18: garter blocked & love song smoldering blocked; she steals 12 MP 19: garter silently blocked & love song smoldering 168 +33 MP; I take 17 20: garter silently blocked & love song smoldering 168 +13 MP; 2nd form down Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 517/1121/670 (moxie day) 2009-11-06 (Carlvember 7) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 95/151/92 buffed stats: 175/274/146 -> 131/228/128 equipment: reinf headband, ASCII shirt, s'n's sword (rockband + 2x wrestler), Glacial Grimoire, bullet-proof cords, stainless solitaire, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 23-pound sandworm (with sugar shield) HP 365/365; MP 311/792 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 16 (HP 272/272; MP 311/673) 1: wave 79/cold +soul; I take 19 2: geyser blocked; I take 19 3: geyser 162/cold +40 MP; I take 19 4: wave blocked; I take 20 5: wave blocked; I take 19 6: geyser 157/cold; I take 19 7: geyser blocked; I take 18 8: geyser 162/cold; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 22 (HP 117/272; MP 179/673) 1: noodles blocked; I take 23 2: noodles blocked; I take 22 3: noodles entangle; she SCABS 4: silly string 228 +16 myst & garter heals 112; I take 22 5: silly string blocked & silly string blocked; I take 23 6: love song smolder blocked & boom box 92 7: love song smolder 228/hot +38 MP; boom box 100 8: geyser 156/cold; second form down; sugar shield breaks (3 shards) familiar: 13-pound sandworm (no equipment) Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 426/816/399 (non stat day) 2009-11-11 (Porktober 4) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/93/95 buffed stats: 213/118/108 -> 190/127/117 equipment: reinf headband, yak anorak, lead pipe, snake shield, bullet-proof cords, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, badass belt skills: nearly all familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) HP 546/546; MP 183/284 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 497/497; MP 183/300) 1: tango blocked; she HEALS 2: tango blocked; I take 5 3: tango 16/spooky; fam does 38; I take 6 4: attack 49; fam does 23; I take 6 5: attack 44; fam does 31; I take 5 6: attack 41; fam does 21; I take 5 7: attack 34; fam does 21; I take 5 8: attack 43; fam does 35; I take 5 9: attack 33; fam does 22; she HEALS 10: attack 33; fam does 22; she steals 10 MP 11: attack 43; fam does 32; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 451/497; MP 153/300) 1: noodles critical; fam does 33; she struggles 2: shield blocked; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield 27 +22; fam does 37; she breaks free; I take 8 5: shield 38 +18; fam does 27; I take 6 6: shield blocked; I take 7 7: shield 33 +17; fam does 23; I take 5 8: shield 36 +16; fam does 31; I take 6 9: shield 43 +12; fam does 26; I take 5 10: shield 33 +19; fam does 26; she bulges 11: shield 28 +23; fam does 34; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 250/120/130 (non-stat day) 2009-11-19 (Boozember 4) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 88/88/148 buffed stats: 138/145/237 -> 119/123/237 equipment: f3d0r4, grungy flannel, sns crossbow (pow 20, 2xwrestler+rockband), wicker shield, leather chaps, tap shoes, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: nearly all fam: 25-pound dandy lion HP 255/255; MP 93/261 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 44; she misses 2: attack fumble -1; she steals 14 MP (HP 197/198; MP 79/224) 3: attack 44; she steals 13 MP 4: attack 42; she misses 5: attack crit 59; she misses 6: attack 42; she misses 7: attack 44; she HEALS 8: attack 43; she misses 9: attack 43; she misses 10: attack 43; she HEALS 11: attack 43; she misses 12: attack 43; she misses 13: attack 44; she misses 14: attack crit 57; she misses 15: attack 42; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 197/198; MP 66/224) 1: attack 44; she misses 2: attack 44; she misses 3: attack crit 61; she misses 4: attack 44; she misses 5: attack crit 59; she misses 6: attack 42; she misses 7: attack 44; she misses 8: attack 42; she misses 9: attack 43; she misses 10: attack 43; she misses 11: attack 43; she misses 12: attack crit 61; she misses 13: attack 42; fam heals 18/11; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fam heals 0/16; substat gain: 133/121/246 (non-stat day) 2009-11-27 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/95/96 buffed stats: 226/118/113 -> 193/118/113 equipment: reinforced headband, hipposkin poncho, lead pipe, snake shield, lead pipe, snake shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, wrench bracelet, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound star starfish (with ant pitchfork) HP 603/603; MP 145/215 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: attack miss; I take 6 (HP 497/503; MP 145/215) 2: tango 15/spooky; fam hits/restore 7; she steals 16 MP 3: attack crit 61; fam hits/restores 8; I take 6 4: attack crit 75; fam hits/restores 15; I take 5 5: attack 47; fam hits/restores 14; I take 5 6: attack miss; I take 5 7: attack 39; fam hits/restores 12; I take 5 8: attack 39; I take 5 9: attack miss; fam hits/restores 15; I take 5 10: attack 48; I take 6 11: attack miss; pitchfork 10/stench; I take 6 12: attack 48; fam hits/restores 13; she steals 13 MP 13: attack miss; fam hits/restores 11; pitchfork 12/stench; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 439/503; MP 203/215) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: shield 37 +14; she struggles 3: shield 43 +16; pitchfork 10/stench; she breaks free; I take 8 4: shield blocked; I take 9 5: shield crit 78 +19; she SCABS 6: shield blocked; I take 7 7: shield 39 +14; I take 6 8: shield blocked; I take 6 9: shield 37 +18; fam hits/restores 8; I take 6 10: attack miss; pitchfork 10/stench; I take 6 11: attack miss; fam hits/restores 10; I take 5 12: shield blocked; I take 5 13: shield blocked; I take 6 14: shield 34 +23; I take 7 15: LTS 114; I take 7 16: LTS blocked; she steals 11 MP 17: LTS 126; fam hits/restores 7; I take 6 18: LTS blocked; I take 6 19: LTS blocked; I take 7 20: LTS blocked; I take 6 21: LTS blocked; I take 6 22: LTS crit 207; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 242/120/138 (non-stat day) 2009-12-04 (Jarlsuary 3) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/93/149 buffed stats: 119/110/206 -> 109/110/204 equipment: worn tophat, souvenir ski t-shirt, didgeridooka, leather chaps, Iron Beta, round green sunglasses, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 35-pound star starfish (with sugar shield) HP 198/198; MP 147/202 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 38; she HEALS 2: attack 43; fam hits/restores 14; she misses (HP 182/182; MP 161/202) 3: attack 50; she misses 4: attack fumble -8; she steals 10 MP 5: attack 39; she misses 6: attack 48; fam hits/restores 12; she misses 7: attack 46; she misses 8: attack crit 103; fam hits/restores 13; she misses 9: attack 56; fam hits/restores 10; she misses 10: attack 42; fam hits/restores 19; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 164/182; MP 202/202) 1: tango blocked; she misses 2: tango blocked; I take 10 3: tango blocked; I take 12 4: tango blocked; I take 10 5: tango blocked; I take 12 6: tango blocked; she misses 7: tango blocked; she misses 8: tango blocked; I take 10 9: tango 18/spooky (FUCKING CHRIST, FINALLY); she misses 10: attack 52; fam hits/restores 20; she misses 11: attack crit 91; she SCABS 12: attack 39; fam hits/restores 21; she misses 13: attack crit 79; she misses 14: attack 38; she steals 14 MP 15: attack 43; fam hits/restores 17; she misses 16: attack 43; she misses 17: attack 41; she misses 18: attack 46; she misses 19: attack 52; she misses 20: attack 53; she misses 21: attack 53; she misses 22: attack crit 83; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 121/100/279 (non-stat day) 2009-12-12 (Frankuary 3) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/100/95 buffed stats: 247/128/112 -> 199/128/112 equipment: mesh cap, Diamonds jacket, lead pipe, snake shield, bullet-proofs, Iron Beta, badass belt, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 29-pound stocking mimic (with bag of candy) HP 591/591; MP 277/302 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 458/458; MP 277/302) 1: attack 34; I take 5 2: attack crit 64; fam hits 17; she steals 12 MP 3: attack 49; I take 6 4: attack 52; I take 5 5: attack crit 60; I take 6 6: attack 36; I take 5 7: attack 43; I take 5 8: attack 34; fam steals 63 meat; I take 6 9: attack 46; fam eats candy; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 1: noodles entangle; fam delevels; she struggles 2: attack miss; she struggles 3: tango blocked; she struggles 4: tango 15/spooky; she breaks free; I take 7 5: attack 34; I take 6 6: attack 48; fam steals 67 meat; I take 6 7: attack 45; I take 6 8: attack 49; I Take 6 9: attack 33; she steals 14 MP 10: attack 43; I take 5 11: attack 46; fam delevels; I take 6 12: attack 48; fam hits 15; I take 6 13: attack 54; I take 6 14: attack 38; I take 6 15: attack 37; she SCABS 16: attack 43; fam heals 20/20; I take 5 17: attack 53; fam hits 17; I take 7 18: attack 44; fam hits 15; fam eats candy; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fam eats candy; substats 265/111/124 (non-stat day) 2010-01-05 (Martinus 3) greycat, level 13 AT (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 89/91/149 buffed stats: 125/115/202 -> 106/115/192 equipment: worn tophat, ASCII shirt, star crossbow, bullet-proof cords, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, tap shoes skills: nearly all (but they keep adding more!) familiar: 35-pound cocoabo (with sugar shield) HP: 235/235; MP 116/279 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 52; she misses 2: attack 50; fam steals 55 meat; I take 9 3: attack 50; fam heals 28/28; I take 9 4: attack 52; fam heals 25/25; she HEALS 5: attack 45; she misses 6: attack 47; I take 9 7: attack miss; I take 8 8: tango 16/spooky; she misses 9: attack crit 73; she misses 10: attack 41; she misses 11: attack 41; fam does 20; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 (HP 150/179; MP 161/279) 1: noodles blocked; I take 12 2: noodles blocked; she SCABS 3: noodles entangle; she struggles 4: tango 18/spooky; she struggles 5: tango 17/spooky; she breaks free; she misses 6: attack 38; she misses 7: attack 52; fam steals 55 meat; she misses 8: attack 40; I take 11 9: attack 39; she misses 10: attack 49; she misses 11: attack 37; I take 10 12: attack 49; she misses 13: attack miss; fam does 23; she misses 14: attack 53; fam delevels; she misses 15: attack 51; fam delevels; she bulges; I take 14 16: tango blocked; she steals 15 MP 17: tango blocked; I take 12 18: tango blocked; I take 14 19: tango blocked; I take 12 20: garter heals 88 & garter heals 116; fam does 19; I take 12 21: tango blocked; I take 13 22: tango 18/spooky; she steals 10 MP 23: tango blocked; I take 11 24: tango blocked; I take 12 25: tango 16/spooky; she misses 26: attack 44; she misses 27: attack 42; fam heals 27/27; she misses 28: attack 40; fam does 23; I take 11 29: attack 52; I take 9 30: attack 49; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substat gain: 102/136/262 (non-stat day) 2010-01-13 (Bill 3) Mumia, level 17 AT (noob) raw stats: 185/185/285 buffed stats: 167/167/268 -> 185/185/296 equipment: nurse's hat, Squeezebox, poodle skirt, Gaia beads x3 skills: Sing, Chronic familiar: 13-pound sombrero (with sugar shield) HP 470/470; MP 163/185 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 29(+25)(+30); she misses 2: attack 30(+25)(+30); she misses 3: attack 31(+25)(+30); she misses 4: attack 25(+25)(+30); she HEALS 5: attack 27(+25)(+30); she misses 6: attack 34(+25)(+30); she misses 7: attack crit 39(+25)(+30); first form down Right about now, I realize I don't have a wand.... Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 26(+25)(+30); she misses 2: attack 25(+25)(+30); she misses 3: attack 26(+25)(+30); she misses 4: attack 24(+25)(+30); she SCABS 5: attack 25(+25)(+30); she misses 6: attack 24(+25)(+30); she misses 7: attack 30(+25)(+30); she misses 8: attack 33(+25)(+30); she misses 9: attack 25(+25)(+30); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: I take 508541 buy wand of Nagamar in the mall HP 488/488; MP 185/185 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 31(+25)(+30); she misses 2: attack 25(+25)(+30); she HEALS 3: attack 29(+25)(+30); she misses 4: attack 29(+25)(+30); she misses 5: attack 31(+25)(+30); she misses 6: attack 31(+25)(+30); first form down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 33(+25)(+30); she misses 2: attack 25(+25)(+30); she misses 3: attack 28(+25)(+30); she misses 4: attack 27(+25)(+30); she misses 5: attack 28(+25)(+30); she misses 6: attack 26(+25)(+30); she SCABS 7: attack 27(+25)(+30); she misses 8: attack 31(+25)(+30); she misses 9: attack 32(+25)(+30); second form down Fight 2, Form 3: substat gain: 406/415/820 (non-stat day) 2010-01-15 (Bill 5) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/98/94 buffed stats: 276/126/143 -> 216/114/125 equipment: mesh cap, grungy flannel, lead pipe, snake shield, bullet-proof cords, Iron Beta, Elliot's dogtags, stainless suspenders skills: nearly all... fam: 35-pound NPZR (with sugar shield) HP 625/625; MP 268/368 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 495/495; MP 268/347) 1: attack 59; fam heals 32/32; she HEALS 2: attack crit 93; fam heals 33/33; I take 4 3: attack crit 79; I take 4 4: attack 66; fam does 28; I take 5 5: attack 50; I take 4 6: attack 58; fam does 27; I take 5 7: attack 55; fam does 30; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 468/495; MP 333/347) 1: attack crit 68; I take 5 2: attack 43; she SCABS 3: attack 54; fam head-bites; I take 5 4: attack 55; I take 5 5: attack 58; I take 4 6: attack 61; I take 5 7: attack 52; I take 4 8: attack 60; I take 5 9: attack 62; I take 4 10: attack 51; I take 4 11: attack 53; I take 5 12: attack 45; fam does 27; she steals 13 MP 13: attack 57; fam does 30; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 237/163/136 (myst day) 2010-01-22 (Bor 4) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) raw stats: 93/92/149 buffed stats: 121/108/184 -> 111/114/195 equipment: worn tophat, didgeridooka, leather chaps, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, badass belt skills: nearly all... familiar: 35-pound clownfish (with sugar shield) HP 281/281; MP 169/199 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 16 (HP 187/187; MP 169/209) 1: tango 18/spooky; I take 16 2: tango blocked; she HEALS 3: tango blocked; I take 17 4: tango 17/spooky; fam hits/restore 15; I take 14 5: tango blocked; I take 14 6: tango blocked; I take 13 7: tango blocked; she steals 17 MP 8: tango blocked; I take 14 9: tango 15/spooky; I take 13 10: attack 46; she misses 11: attack 44; she misses 12: attack 52; she misses 13: attack 39; fam hits/restores 22; she steals 16 MP 14: attack 54; she misses 15: attack 51; fam hits/restores 12; she misses 16: attack 41; she misses 17: garter heals 114 & beer bomb blocked; she misses 18: attack 42; she misses 19: attack 48; fam hits/restores 10; she steals 17 MP 20: attack 45; fam hits/restores 19; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 170/187; MP 125/209) 1: tango 18/spooky; she SCABS 2: tango 17/spooky; she misses 3: tango blocked; she steals 10 MP 4: tango blocked; she misses 5: attack 56; she misses 6: attack 49; she misses 7: attack 48; she misses 8: attack fumble -11; she misses 9: attack 46; fam hits/restores 19; she misses 10: attack 40; fam hits/restores 15; she misses 11: attack 48; fam hits/restores 16; she misses 12: attack fumble -11; I take 12 13: attack 53; she misses 14: attack fumble -6; she misses 15: attack 43; she SCABS 16: attack 49; she misses 17: attack 38; she misses 18: attack 53; she misses 19: attack crit 69; she misses 20: attack 40; fam hits/restores 10; she misses 21: attack 54; fam hits/restores 11; she misses 22: attack crit 83; fam hits/restores 20; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 114/140/246 2010-01-30 (Petember 4) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/96/93 buffed stats: 205/122/106 -> 195/131/115 equipment: Crown/Goblin, ASCII shirt, lead pipe, snake shield, bullet-proofs, badass belt, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound whirling maple leaf (with ant sickle) HP 500/500; MP 119/292 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 (HP 451/451; MP 119/306) 1: shield blocked; I take 8 2: shield 39 +17; sickle 10/spooky; I take 11 3: shield blocked; I take 9 4: shield crit 48 +16; sickle 10/spooky; I take 8 5: attack fumble -11; sickle 11/spooky; I take 9 6: attack 33; fam does 12; she steals 15 MP 7: attack 37; I take 10 8: attack 43; fam does 9; I take 8 9: attack 37; I take 9 10: attack 37; fam does 12; I take 9 11: attack 40; sickle 12/spooky; fam restores 12 MP; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 (HP 346/451; MP 96/306) 1: shield blocked; she SCABS 2: shield blocked; I take 14 3: shield blocked; I take 14 4: shield blocked; I take 12 5: shield blocked; I take 15 6: shield blocked; I take 15 7: shield blocked; I take 12 8: shield crit 73 +15; I take 10 9: shield 27 +22; fam does 6; sickle 11/spooky; I take 9 10: shield crit 49 +20; she SCABS 11: attack miss; I take 9 12: shield 41 +18; sickle 10/spooky; I take 11 13: attack crit 43; I take 11 14: attack miss; sickle 11/spooky; I take 10 15: attack miss; sickle 11/spooky; I take 10 16: attack miss; sickle 10/spooky; I take 10 17: shield blocked; I take 11 18: shield 25 +19; I take 12 19: attack fumble -8; sickle 12/spooky; I take 9 20: attack miss; I take 10 21: shield blocked; she steals 12 MP 22: love song vague 195 (+70 HP) & love song vague 195 (+58 HP); sickle 12/spooky; second form down; fam restores 11 MP Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 256/123/124 (non-stat day) 2010-02-05 (Carlvember 2) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 89/87/149 buffed stats: 102/104/224 -> 102/104/201 equipment: worn tophat, Grateful Undead, didgeridooka, leather chaps, tap shoes, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound he-boulder HP 173/173; MP 81/191 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 49; she steals 14 MP (HP 173/173; MP 67/191) 2: attack 47; she misses 3: attack 41; red eye up; she HEALS 4: point blocked; she misses 5: attack 56; she misses 6: attack 51; she misses 7: attack 55; she steals 16 MP 8: attack 48; she misses 9: attack 51; red eye up; she misses 10: point 29/hot; she misses 11: attack crit 73; she HEALS 12: attack 45; she misses 13: attack 38; she misses 14: attack 45; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: tango 15/spooky; she misses 2: attack crit 105; I take 11 3: attack 45; she misses 4: attack miss; she misses 5: tango blocked; I take 12 6: tango blocked; she SCABS 7: tango blocked; she misses 8: tango blocked; she SCABS 9: tango 18/spooky; she misses 10: attack 52; she misses 11: attack 53; she misses 12: attack 54; she misses 13: attack 44; she misses 14: attack 39; she misses 15: attack 38; she misses 16: attack 39; she misses 17: attack crit 105; she misses 18: attack 45; she misses 19: attack 52; she misses 20: attack 56; fam restores 17/17; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 126/127/247 (non-stat day) 2010-02-13 (Porktober 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/149/93 buffed stats: 147/196/143 -> 137/196/143 equipment: reinforced headband, Diamonds Club Jacket, sniff sword (2x wrestler, rock band), Glacial Grimoire, bullet-proof cords, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, stainless suspenders skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound jack-in-the-box HP 367/367; MP 287/659 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jala does 3; jaba does 4; I take 11 (HP 281/281; MP 287/659) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: wave 77/cold + soul freeze; she struggles 3: wave blocked; she breaks free; I take 11 4: wave blocked; I take 11 5: wave blocked; I take 12 6: wave blocked; I take 12 7: wave 77/cold +26 MP; I take 12 8: wave blocked; she HEALS 9: wave 79/cold + soul freeze; I take 12 10: wave 79/cold +27 MP; I take 11 11: wave blocked; I take 12 12: wave blocked; I take 12 13: wave blocked; I take 12 14: wave blocked; I take 12 15: wave blocked; I take 11 16: wave blocked; I take 11 17: wave blocked; I take 12 18: wave blocked; I take 12 19: wave 76/cold; I take 12 20: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 12 21: garter heals 106 & garter heals 109; I take 12 22: geyser 147/cold +40 MP; first form down; fam cranked twice Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 (HP 255/281; MP 61/659) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: MMJ +25 MP & MMJ +24 MP 3: wave blocked; I take 15 4: wave blocked; I take 14 5: wave 78/cold + soul freeze; she SCABS 6: geyser blocked; I take 14 7: geyser 149/cold +40 MP; I take 14 8: wave blocked; I take 14 9: wave 75/cold + soul freeze; I take 15 10: MMJ +24 MP & MMJ +24 MP; I take 14 11: geyser 149/cold +40 MP; I take 14 12: wave blocked; I take 14 13: wave blocked; she SCABS 14: wave blocked; I take 14 15: wave 78/cold + soul freeze; I take 15 16: boom box 90 & MMJ +24 MP 17: geyser 148/cold +40 MP; second form down; fam pops Fight 1, Form 3: fam cranked once substats: 143/258/128 (muscle day) 2010-02-19 (Porktober 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/149/96 buffed stats: 121/171/113 -> 111/171/113 equipment: reinforced headband, floral shirt, pizza cutter, Glacial Grimoire, bullet-proof cords, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, bejeweled pledge pin skills: nearly all familiar: 35-pound green pixie (with sugar shield) HP 388/388; MP 471/524 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: wave blocked; I take 21 (HP 281/302; MP 455/524) 2: wave 76/cold + soul freeze; she steals 17 MP 3: geyser blocked; I take 21 4: geyser 129/cold +40 MP; I take 21 5: noodles entangle; she struggles 6: wave blocked; she struggles 7: wave blocked; I take 22 8: wave blocked; I take 21 9: wave 79/cold + soul freeze; I take 21 10: geyser blocked; I take 22 11: geyser 132/cold +40 MP; I take 22 12: wave blocked; I take 20 13: wave 77/cold + soul freeze; fam does 11; I take 20 14: geyser 131/cold +40 MP; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 24 (HP 67/302; MP 303/524) 1: poultice heals 97 & garter blocked; I take 24 2: noodles blocked; I take 24 3: noodles blocked; I take 24 4: noodles blocked; I take 25 5: garter heals 94 & garter heals 105; I take 24 6: noodles entangle; fam does 16; she struggles 7: wave 79/cold + soul freeze; she struggles 8: geyser 134/cold +40 MP; she struggles 9: wave 78/cold + soul freeze; she breaks free; I take 25 10: geyser blocked; I take 25 11: geyser 135/cold +40 MP; I take 24 12: wave blcoked; she SCABS 13: wave blocked; I take 25 14: wave 75/cold + soul freeze; I take 25 15: geyser blocked; I take 24 16: geyser 132/cold +40 MP; fam does 17; I take 24 17: garter heals 99 & garter heals 112; I take 24 18: wave blocked; I take 25 19: wave blocked; I take 24 20: wave blocked; I take 24 21: wave 77/cold +soul freeze; fam does 10; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Instant Karma; substats: 134/257/137 (moxie day) 2010-02-26 (Boozember 7) (Feast of Boris) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/149/95 buffed stats: 211/315/190 -> 143/195/141 equipment: reinforced headband, grungy flannel, s'n's sword (power 10, 2x wrestler + rock band), sawblade shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma, bejeweled pledge pin skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound pet rock (no equipment) HP 475/475; MP 171/829 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: noodles blocked; I take 11 (HP 337/348; MP 168/517) 2: noodles blocked; I take 12 3: noodles entangle; she struggles 4: shield 41+23; she struggles 5: shield 40+35; she struggles 6: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 10 7: shield 40+24; I take 9 8: shield blocked; I take 10 9: shield crit 42+24; I take 9 10: shield 39+33; she shimmers 11: shield 40+29; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 287/348; MP 109/517) 1: noodles blocked; I take 15 2: noodles entangle; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she struggles 4: shield 40+27; she breaks free; I take 14 5: shield 41+36; I take 13 6: shield blocked; I take 14 7: shield blocked; I take 12 8: shield 40+29; I take 12 9: shield blocked; I take 12 10: shield blocked; she SCABS 11: shield blocked; I take 11 12: shield 39+30; I take 11 13: shield blocked; I take 12 14: shield blocked; I take 11 15: boom box 98 & garter blocked 16: shield 41+19; she bulges 17: shield crit 40+19; I take 14 18: shield blocked; I take 14 19: boom box silently blocked & garter heals 104; I take 13 20: shield blocked; I take 14 21: shield blocked; I take 14 22: shield 41+32; I take 14 23: shield 40+24; I take 12 24: shield crit 42+35; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 131/248/123 (non-stat day) 2010-02-27 (Boozember 8) Mumia, level 13 TT (SCNP post-ronin) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 155/91/92 buffed stats: 221/118/119 -> 213/127/114 equipment: nurse's hat, sea salt scrubs, Flail of Seven, Mer-Kin roundshield, black greaves, Pink Heart, Garter of Poacher, Wossname skills: toss, headbutt, skin, sympathy, kneebutt familiar: 16-pound Mariachi Chihuahua (with sugar shield) HP 1036/1036; MP 216/518 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 29 (HP 1007/1024; MP 216/527) 1: attack 63; fam trembles; she steals 12 MP 2: attack 53; fam trembles; I take 31 3: attack 53; fam trembles; I take 31 4: attack crit 63; fam trembles; I take 29 5: attack 44; fam trembles; she HEALS 6: attack 63; fam does 10; I take 30 7: attack crit 87; fam trembles; I take 29 8: attack 55; fam trembles; I take 31 9: attack crit 91; fam trembles; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 16 MP (HP 922/1024; MP 201/527) 1: attack 42; fam trembles; I take 37 2: seven tails blocked; I take 34 3: seven tails blocked; I take 34 4: seven tails blocked; I take 35 5: seven tails blocked; I take 37 6: seven tails blocked; I take 35 7: seven tails blocked; I take 37 8: seven tails 18+19+20+18+20+18+19; fam trembles; I take 36 9: head+knee blocked; I take 34 10: head+knee blocked; I take 36 11: head+knee blocked; I take 34 12: head+knee blocked; I take 37 13: head+knee blocked; I take 34 14: head+knee blocked; I take 36 15: head+knee blocked; I take 36 16: head+knee 39+39+31; fam trembles; I take 34 17: head+knee 31+34+31; fam does 7; I take 34 18: attack 46; fam trembles; I take 34 19: attack 34; fam trembles; she SCABS 20: attack 34; fam trembles; I take 36 21: attack 33; fam trembles; I take 35 22: attack 44; fam trembles; I take 37 23: attack 39; fam trembles; I take 34 24: attack 42; fam trembles; she SCABS 25: attack 44; fam does 7; I take 35 26: head+knee blocked; she SCABS 27: head+knee blocked; I take 35 28: attack 36; fam trembles; I take 36 29: poultice blocked; I take 35 30: poultice blocked; I take 37; I lose. buffed stats: 237/127/128 -> 213/127/114 familiar: 21-pound untamed turtle (with sugar shield) HP 1060/1060; MP 314/527 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 26 (HP 1024/1024; MP 314/527) 1: seven tails 27+28+26+28+26+27+28; I take 31 2: attack 44; I take 28 3: attack 58; I take 29 4: attack 45; fam blocks her 5: attack 59; fam blocks her 6: attack 55; first form down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 34 (HP 989/1024; MP 313/527) 1: attack 36; fam blocks her 2: attack 47; fam blocks her 3: attack 38; I take 36 4: attack 34; I take 34 5: attack 40; I take 37 6: attack 47; fam blocks her 7: attack crit 64; I take 35 8: attack 39; fam blocks her 9: attack 45; fam blocks her 10: attack 45; fam blocks her 11: attack 30; I take 35 12: attack 35; I take 35 13: attack 41; I take 34 14: attack 45; I take 34 15: attack 34; second form down Fight 2, Form 3: karma; substats: 254/122/124 (non-stat day) 2010-02-28 (Dougtember 1) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (SCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/97/72 buffed stats: 246/109/98 -> 238/118/107 equipment: pith helmet, Diamonds Jacket, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace, Jr skills: TS, eye, walrus claws, toss, skin, sympathy, shieldbutt, hero, tao, shurikens, noodles, bandages, mortar shell, ravioli, stream, salve, saucestorm, intrinsic, immaculate, overdeveloped, funk familiar: 25-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 535/353; MP 109/109 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 520/520; MP 109/118) 1: attack 89; I take 6 2: attack 90; pumpkin does 7; I take 4 3: attack 89; I take 5 4: attack 94; pumpkin does 11; I take 5 5: attack 96; pumpkin does 11; first form down just realized I have no wand Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 17 MP (HP 520/520; MP 101/118) 1: attack crit 92; I take 5 2: attack 82; pumpkin does 12; I take 7 3: attack fumble -6; I take 5 4: attack 85; I take 6 5: attack 82; I take 6 6: attack 73; I take 5 7: attack 69; she SCABS 8: attack 75; she SCABS 9: attack crit 116; I take 7 10: attack 71; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: I take 219,386; I lose pull wand HP 520/520; MP 70/118 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: attack crit 105; she steals 17 MP 2: attack 91; I take 5 3: attack 97; I take 6 4: attack 94; she HEALS 5: attack 89; she HEALS 6: attack fumble -10; pumpkin does 7; I take 5 7: attack 87; I take 5 8: attack 95; first form down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 501/520; MP 63/118) 1: attack 80; I take 5 2: attack 78; pumpkin does 11; I take 5 3: attack 83; I take 5 4: attack 85; pumpkin does 12; I take 6 5: attack 80; she SCABS 6: attack 75; I take 5 7: attack 78; I take 7 8: attack 78; pumpkin does 12; second form down Fight 2, Form 3: karma; substats: 1268/551/520 (muscle day) 2010-03-05 (Dougtember 6) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/151/97 buffed stats: 157/181/120 -> 132/181/120 equipment: reinforced headband, ASCII shirt, lead pipe, wicker shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, Iiti Kitty skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound cheshire bat HP 338/338; MP 160/480 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 12 MP (HP 274/274; MP 148/480) 1: shield blocked; she HEALS 2: shield crit 67(+15) +33; I take 15 3: shield crit 77(+15) +19; I take 14 4: shield 30(+15) +33; she steals 13 MP 5: shield blocked; I take 13 6: shield 29(+15) +29; she steals 18 MP 7: shield blocked; I take 12 8: shield blocked; she HEALS 9: shield blocked; I take 12 10: silly string 181 (+14 myst); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 20 (HP 188/274; MP 72/480) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: shield blocked; she struggles 3: shield blocked; she breaks free; she steals 12 MP 4: shield 33(+15) +25; I take 19 5: shield 38(+15) +33; I take 18 6: shield blocked; I take 18 7: garter blocked & MMJ +25 MP; I take 17 8: shield 41(+15) +21; I take 16 9: garter heals 115 & garter heals 108; she SCABS 10: shield 29(+15) +29; I take 16 11: shield 38(+15) +32; I take 14 12: noisemaker blocked & noisemaker blocked; she SCABS 13: blowout 120 (+11 moxie) & blowout blocked; I take 16 14: shield 29(+15) +18; she bulges; I take 19 15: blowout silently blocked & smoldering 181/hot +33 MP; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 135/237/133 (non-stat day) 2010-03-12 (Jarlsuary 5) Mumia, level 13 DB (SCNP post-ronin) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 90/91/151 buffed stats: 115/102/219 -> 110/111/235 equipment: 'Fro Pick, spangly mariachi vest, Seeger's, Volartta's, Wossname, Yellow Moon, Bling of New Wave skills: rave skills, sympathy, eye-poke, dance of doom, boogaloo, overdeveloped, face stab, suckerpunch familiar: 21-pound sombrero (with maracas) HP 148/148; MP 86/102 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 35; she misses 2: attack 36; she misses 3: attack 36; she misses 4: attack 33; she misses 5: attack 45; she misses 6: attack 41; she misses 7: attack 31; she misses 8: attack 34; she misses 9: attack 51; she misses 10: attack 39; she misses 11: attack fumble -10; she misses (HP 103/113; MP 86/111) 12: attack 38; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 71; she misses 2: attack 37; she misses 3: attack 34; she misses 4: attack 39; she misses 5: attack 41; she misses 6: attack 37; she SCABS 7: attack 43; she misses 8: attack 40; she misses 9: attack 46; she misses 10: attack 45; she misses 11: attack 43; she misses 12: attack 44; she misses 13: attack 39; she misses 14: attack 41; she misses 15: attack 46; she misses 16: attack 45; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; stats: 505/612/956 (myst day) 2010-03-12 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/95/150 buffed stats: 122/103/161 -> 107/112/176 equipment: grungy bandana, yak anorak, goatskin umbrella, sawblade shield, bullet-proofs, round green sunglasses, Iron Beta skill: nearly all familiar: 25-pound robogoose HP 274/274; MP 161/258 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 (HP 180/180; MP 161/274) 1: shield blocked; I take 7 2: shield 46(+25)(+10) +19; I take 6 3: shield blocked; I take 6 4: shield blocked; I take 7 5: shield 53(+25)(+10) +26; fam egg sunny-side up 6: shield blocked; I take 6 7: shield blocked; I take 6 8: shield blocked; she steals 13 MP 9: shield 36(+25)(+10) +31; she misses 10: shield 49(+25)(+10) +31; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 131/180; MP 101/274) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: shield blocked; she struggles 3: shield 52(+25)(+10) +28; she struggles 4: shield crit 64(+25)(+10) +27; she breaks free; I take 10 5: shield blocked; I take 10 6: shield 50(+25)(+10) +36; fam egg poison; I take 9 7: shield blocked; I take 7 8: shield blocked; I take 8 9: shield 54(+25)(+10) +30; I take 7 10: shield blocked; I take 8 11: shield blocked; I take 7 12: garter heals 86 & garter blocked; I take 7 13: shield blocked; she misses 14: shield blocked; I take 8 15: shield 46(+25)(+10) +24; she bulges; she steals 13 MP 16: shield blocked; I take 11 17: shield 39(+25)(+10) +33; fam egg heals 41; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 112/182/243 (myst day) 2010-03-14 (Jarlsuary 7) lightgreycat, level 13 PM (SCNP) (Opossum) (MCD=0) raw stats: 90/151/90 buffed stats: 202/199/157 -> 179/184/134 equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, bludgeon, pilgrim, plexi pants, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, solitaire skills: TS, eye, walrus claws, sympathy, shieldbutt, wisdom, hero, tao, spaghetti spear, ravioli, noodles, banadages, cannon, mortar shell, ravioli, stream, salve, saucestorm, overdeveloped, funk familiar: 29-pound sombrero (with pumpkin bucket) HP 832/832; MP 219/1047 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 765/765; MP 219/1014) 1: shield 82 +34; pumpkin does 12; she HEALS 2: shield blocked; I take 6 3: shield 76 +32; I take 5 4: shield blocked; she HEALS 5: shield 72 +29; pumpkin does 7; I take 5 6: shield crit 115 +33; pumpkin does 9; I take 5 7: shield 82 +48; pumpkin does 8; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 17 MP (HP 765/765; MP 191/1014) 1: shield 74 +47; I take 9 2: shield 76 +26; I take 7 3: shield blocked; I take 8 4: shield 77 +33; I take 7 5: shield 77 +26; I take 6 6: shield 86 +39; pumpkin does 13; I take 6 7: shield 85 +28; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 556/1118/532 (non-stat day) 2010-03-18 (Frankuary 3) Mumia, level 13 SC (SCNP post-ronin) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 150/88/89 buffed stats: 240/124/125 -> 232/133/120 equipment: wreath of laurels, sea scrubs, Hammer of Smiting, wonderwall, black greaves, Pink Heart, Wossname, Yellow Moon skills: clobber, hide, otter claws, TS, sympathy familiar: 18-pound sombrero (with sugar shield) HP 803/839; MP 195/549 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 31 (HP 772/728; MP 195/558) 1: attack 59; she steals 12 MP 2: attack 58; I take 31 3: attack 57; I take 33 4: attack crit 73; I take 32 5: attack crit 67; I take 32 6: attack 61; I take 33 7: attack crit 65; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 39 (HP 572/827; MP 183/558) 1: attack crit 58; she steals 15 MP 2: attack crit 62; I take 39 3: attack 41; I take 39 4: attack crit 68; I take 38 5: attack crit 58; I take 37 6: attack 42; I take 40 7: attack crit 56; I take 40 8: attack fumble -6; I take 38 9: attack 40; she SCABS 10: attack 47; I take 39 11: attack 44; I take 37 12: attack 45; I take 39 13: attack 42; I take 40 14: attack 40; I take 39 15: attack 48; fam gains pound; second form down familiar: 19-pound sombrero (with sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 942/465/472 (non-stat day) 2010-03-24 (Starch 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 89/89/153 buffed stats: 171/104/264 -> 153/104/249 equipment: pith, flaming pink shirt, didgeridooka, brimstone boxers, Iron Beta, V mask, navel ring skills: most of 'em familiar: 30-pound sandworm (extremely well-fed) with moveable feast HP 282/303; MP 151/191 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: attack 45; navel zoom 2: attack 54; feast 12/phys; she misses 3: attack crit 73 +26/hot; navel zoom 4: attack crit 93 +30/phys; she steals 10 MP (HP 234/234; MP 141/191) 5: attack 44; navel zoom 6: attack 39; navel zoom 7: attack 52; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 234/234; MP 152/191) 1: attack 40; she misses 2: attack 54; navel zoom 3: attack crit 85 +39/hot; feast 9/stench; she misses 4: attack crit 87 +28/phys; feast 9/phys; she misses 5: attack 54; feast 14/cold; she misses 6: attack 40; feast 10/cold; she misses 7: attack 46; navel zoom 8: attack crit 71 +smoke; feast 9/hot 9: attack 51; feast 15/spooky; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: navel +16 MP; karma; substats: 622/544/1407 (moxie day) 2010-03-26 (Starch 3) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 80/85/149 buffed stats: 132/141/254 -> 114/120/232 equipment: worn tophat, yak anorak, s'n's crossbow (pow 20, 2 wrest, 1 rock), wicker shield, distressed denim, stainless suspenders, Iron Beta, pirate fl. skills: nearly all, no, really, I mean it familiar: 25-pound baby gravy fairy HP 289/289; MP 23/324 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 44; she HEALS 2: attack 44; she misses 3: attack 42; she misses 4: attack crit 57; she misses 5: attack crit 61; she misses 6: attack 43; she misses 7: attack crit 57; she misses 8: attack fumble -1 (HP 190/191; MP 23/288); she misses 9: attack 42; she misses 10: attack 43; she misses 11: attack 44; she misses 12: attack 44; she misses 13: attack 42; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 44; she misses 2: attack 43; she misses 3: attack 44; she misses 4: attack 42; she misses 5: attack 42; she misses 6: attack 44; she steals 10 MP (HP 190/191; MP 17/288) 7: attack 43; she misses 8: attack 44; she misses 9: attack 44; she misses 10: attack 44; she misses 11: attack 42; she misses 12: attack crit 59; she misses 13: attack 43; she misses 14: attack 43; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substats: 138/113/249 (non-stat day) 2010-04-03 (April 3) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 151/96/94 buffed stats: 368/140/123 -> 285/130/104 equipment: pith helmet, hippo poncho, haiku, pilgrim, black greaves, navel ring, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: a lot familiar: 33-pound well-fed sandworm (with sugar shield) HP 763/856; MP 177/254 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 676/676; MP 177/236) 1: attack 162; navel zoom 2: attack 168; navel zoom 3: attack 160; fam gains weight; agua; first form down familiar: 34-pound well-fed sandworm (with sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 2 (HP 674/676; MP 189/236) 1: attack 150; navel zoom 2: attack 141; navel zoom 3: attack 147; I take 4 4: attack crit 180 +29/hot; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; stats: 1163/630/584 (non-stat day) 2010-04-03 (April 3) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 148/88/90 buffed stats: 238/138/117 -> 186/111/107 equipment: reinforced headband, yak anorak, lead pipe, snake shield, bullet-proof cords, Iron Beta, rusty necklace, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound ADD (no equipment) HP 636/636; MP 203/320 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 523/523; MP 203/272) 1: face stab blocked; I take 6 2: face stab 17; I take 6 3: attack 32; I take 6 4: attack 38; she HEALS 5: attack 37; I take 6 6: attack 34; I take 6 7: attack 41; I take 5 8: attack 38; I take 6 9: attack 44; she steals 13 MP 10: attack 31; I take 5 11: attack 42; I take 6 12: attack 32; I take 5 13: attack 44; I take 6 14: attack 42; I take 6 15: attack 41; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 445/523; MP 173/272) 1: shield blocked; she steals 15 MP 2: shield 33 +23; I take 9 3: shield blocked; I take 9 4: shield blocked; I take 9 5: shield 38 +17; I take 7 6: shield 39 +21; I take 8 7: shield 26 +20; I take 6 8: attack miss; I take 7 9: shield blocked; I take 5 10: shield 26 +13; I take 7 11: attack crit 51; she steals 12 MP 12: attack miss; she SCABS 13: shield blocked; I take 6 14: shield blocked; I take 5 15: shield crit 61 +13; she bulges; I take 10 16: shield 32 +14; I take 9 17: shield blocked; I take 9 18: shield 29 +13; she steals 17 MP 19: shield 29 +20; she SCABS 20: noisemaker 186 +14 musc (gain point) & noisemaker silently blocked; I take 6 21: noisemaker silently blocked & noisemaker 187 +14 musc; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substats: 238/143/119 (non-stat day) 2010-04-09 (Martinus 1) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/95/102 buffed stats: 224/117/124 -> 199/117/124 equipment: Elder Turtle, Navy Fleece, Chelonian, snake shield, bullet-proofs, pirate fledges, badass belt, Iron Beta skills: damned near all familiar: 28-pound snow angel HP 541/541; MP 132/282 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 8 (HP 458/458; MP 132/282) 1: face stab blocked; I take 8 2: face stab 18; I take 7 3: attack 40; fam hits/restores 10/cold; I take 9 4: attack 36; fam hits/restores 11/cold; I take 8 5: attack 40; I take 8 6: attack 35; I take 8 7: attack crit 51; fam hits/restores 15/cold; I take 8 8: attack crit 55; I take 8 9: attack crit 55; I take 8 10: attack 42; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 377/458; MP 148/282) 1: face stab blocked; I take 12 2: face stab 15; I take 10 3: blowout 124 +15 mox & blowout silently blocked; I take 8 4: blowout 124 +15 mox & blowout silently blocked; fam hits/restores 15/cold; she steals 13 MP 5: blowout 124 +15 mox & blowout blocked; fam hits/restores 8/cold; I take 10 6: attack 19; I take 8 7: attack 24; I take 10 8: head/knee/shield 25 +45 +60/stun +20; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain 254/118/160 (moxie day) 2010-04-16 (Martinus 8) Vlad the Imp Aler, level 13 SC (noob) raw stats: 151/89/86 buffed stats: 236/106/119 -> 213/106/106 equipment: wreath of laurels, Mer-kin hookspear, catskin buckler, black greaves, kick-ass kicks, pirate fledges, Orange Star skills: TS, LTS, Otter Hide, Otter Claws, Eye, Clobber familiar: 11-pound seal larva (with sugar shield) HP 383/383; MP 69/131 (buffed) lost 3 times already Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 46 (HP 337/349; MP 69/131) 1: attack 92(+10); I take 51 2: attack 102(+10); I take 48 3: attack 94(+10); she steals 17 MP 4: attack 90(+10); first form down just realized I don't have the Wand Fight 4, Form 2: 0: she SCABS 1: attack 72(+10); fam hits/restores 19 HP; I take 56 2: attack 89(+10); she steals 10 MP 3: attack 87(+10); I take 59 4: attack 73(+10); she SCABS 5: attack crit 129(+10); fam hits/restores 18 HP; I take 57 6: attack crit 127(+10); I take 55 7: attack crit 127(+10); second form down Fight 4, Form 3: I take 491561 buy wand, reuse ben/hair HP 383/383; MP 86/131 (buffed) Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 339/349; MP 86/131) 1: attack 98(+10); I take 50 2: attack crit 140(+10); I take 49 3: attack 100(+10); she HEALS 4: attack 95(+10); fam hits/restores 13 HP; I take 48 5: attack 89(+10); fam hits/restores 13 HP; first form down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 59 (HP 159/349; MP 86/131) 1: attack 74(+10); fam hits/restores 23 HP; I take 58 2: LTS 225(+10); I take 58 3: LTS blocked; I take 59 4: LTS blocked; I take 57; I lose. reuse ben/hair HP 383/383; MP 65/131 Fight 6, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 339/349; MP 65/131) 1: LTS 219(+10); fam hits/restores 22 HP; I take 51 2: attack 91(+10); I take 51 3: attack crit 146(+10); fam gains weight; first form down familiar: 12 pound seal larva (with sugar shield) Fight 6, Form 2: 0: I take 56 (HP 191/349; MP 57/131) 1: LTS blocked; I take 56 2: red pixel potion heals 113; fam hits/restores 23 HP; I take 57 3: LTS blocked; I take 59 4: LTS 219(+10); fam hits/restores 14 HP; I take 55 5: LTS 177(+10); I take 58 6: LTS blocked; I take 59; I lose. reuse ben/hair HP 383/383; MP 114/131 Fight 7, Form 1: 0: she steals 16 MP (HP 349/349; MP 98/131) 1: LTS blocked; I take 48 2: LTS blocked; she steals 12 MP 3: LTS crit 321(+10); fam hits/heals 18 HP; she steals 14 MP 4: attack 106(+10); first form down Fight 7, Form 2: 0: I take 57 (HP 262/349; MP 48/131) 1: LTS blocked; she SCABS 2: LTS 189(+10); I take 57 3: attack fumble -13; she SCABS 4: attack crit 115(+10); fam hits/heals 21 HP; I take 57 5: attack 75(+10); I take 59 6: LTS 186(+10); I take 57 7: poultice blocked; I take 55; I lose. reuse ben/hair HP 383/383; MP 126/131 Fight 8, Form 1: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 349/349; MP 112/131) 1: LTS 243(+10); fam hits/heals 22 HP; I take 49 2: attack 99(+10); I take 49 3: attack 102(+10); first form down Fight 8, Form 2: 0: I take 56 (HP 195/349; MP 104/131) 1: LTS blocked; I take 56 2: poultice heals 90; fam hits/heals 21 HP; I take 55 3: LTS 225(+10); I take 56 4: LTS 219(+10); I take 56 5: LTS 195(+10); fam hits/heals 20 HP; second form down Fight 8, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 255/116/129 (non-stat day) 2010-04-25 (Bor 1) greycat, level 13 PM (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/150/97 buffed stats: 144/188/130 -> 124/173/120 equipment: reinforced, Hearts Jackets, lead pipe, wicker shield, bullet-proofs, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace skills: nearly all familiar: 35-pound sleazy gravy fairy (with sugar shield) HP 400/400; MP 222/569 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 (HP 298/298; MP 222/529) 1: shield blocked; I take 16 2: shield blocked; I take 16 3: shield blocked; I take 15 4: shield 26 +33; fam does 16/sleaze; I take 15 5: shield 41 +31; I take 15 6: shield blocked; I take 15 7: shield 38 +31; fam does 10/sleaze; I take 14 8: shield 28 +31; I take 13 9: shield blocked; I take 12 10: shield 27 +31; fam does 9/sleaze; she shimmers 11: shield blocked; I take 15 12: shield 43 +24; fam does 10/sleaze; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 134/298; MP 162/529) 1: noodles blocked; I take 20 2: noodles entangle; she struggles 3: shield 36 +28; fam does 16/sleaze; she struggles 4: shield 30 +29; she struggles 5: shield blocked; she struggles 6: shield blocked; she breaks free; she steals 16 MP 7: shield 41 +25; fam does 17/sleaze; she steals 13 MP 8: shield bocked; she steals 12 MP 9: shield 37 +19; fam does 17/sleaze; I take 15 10: garter heals 113 & garter heals 113; I take 16 (HP 282/298; MP 80/529) 11: silly string 173 (+14 myst) & silly string blocked; fam does 15/sleaze; I take 15 12: silly string blocked & noisemaker blocked; I take 16 13: ambiguity blocked & noisemaker blocked; she SCABS 14: ambiguity 124 (heal 56) & noisemaker blocked; I take 15 15: blowout blocked & noisemaker blocked; I take 16 16: shield blocked; I take 15 17: shield 40 +17; I take 15 18: shield blocked; I take 15 19: shield blocked; I take 14 20: shield blocked; I take 15 21: shield blocked; I take 14 22: ambiguity silenty blocked & blowout 120 (+13 mox); fam does 15/sleaze; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; stat gain: 119/259/153 (moxie day) 2010-05-09 (Petember 7) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/149/93 buffed stats: 128/188/114 -> 118/188/114 equipment: reinforced headband, grungy flannel, lead pipe, wonderwall, bullet-proof cords, solitaire, rusty chain necklace, Iron Beta skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound cheezling HP 528/528; MP 391/569 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jala does 1; jaba does 5; I take 13 (HP 361/361; MP 391/569) 1: noodles blocked; I take 15 2: noodles blocked; I take 16 3: noodles blocked; I take 15 4: noodles blocked; I take 16 5: noodles entangle; she struggles 6: shield blocked; she struggles 7: shield 30 +27; she struggles 8: shield blocked; she struggles 9: shield 30 +35; she breaks free; I take 14 10: shield blocked; I take 13 11: shield blocked; I take 14 12: shield 30 +32; I take 13 13: shield 26 +28; I take 12 14: shield blocked; I take 12 15: shield 27 +35; she shimmers; I take 15 16: shield 36 +36; I take 15 17: garter silently blocked & beer bomb 72; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 173/361; MP 372/569) 1: noodles blocked; I take 18 2: noodles critical; she struggles 3: garter blocked & garter blocked; she struggles 4: garter heals 83 & garter blocked; she struggles 5: shield 42 +22; she struggles 6: shield blocked; she struggles 7: shield blocked; she breaks free; she steals 15 MP 8: shield 37 +22; I take 16 9: silly string 188 +14 myst & silly string silently blocked; I take 18 10: silly string 188 +14 myst & silly string silently blocked; I take 16 11: silly string 188 +14 myst; fam heals 16/24; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 117/249/134 (non-stat day) 2010-05-11 (Carlvember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 150/88/96 buffed stats: 303/147/154 -> 273/120/135 equipment: pith, flaming pink, haiku, pilgrim, plexi pants, Vivala, navel, Iron Beta skills: a lot familiar: 37-pound extremely well-fed sandworm (with sugar shield) HP 716/716; MP 146/265 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 650/650; MP 146/218) 1: attack 163; navel zoom 2: attack crit 175 +32/hot; I take 2 3: attack crit 199 +moonlight; navel +11 MP; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 646/650; MP 169/218) 1: attack 148; I take 3 2: attack 144; navel zoom 3: attack 147; navel zoom 4: attack 148; navel zoom 5: attack 139; navel +17 MP; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; agua; substat gain: 257/143/132 (moxie day); 2 sugar shards 2010-05-15 (Carlvember 5) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/92/151 buffed stats: 142/125/184 -> equipment: reinforced headband, yak anorak, lead pipe, black shield, bullet-proof cords, Iiti Kitty, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound autonomous disco ball (with solar panels) HP 389/389; MP 157/296 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 289/289; MP 157/279) 1: noodles blocked; I take 8 2: noodles blocked; I take 9 3: noodles entangle; fam dazzles; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield blocked; she breaks free; I take 8 6: shield blocked; I take 9 7: shield blocked; I take 9 8: shield 35(+15) +22; fam dazzles; I take 8 9: shield blocked; I take 9 10: shield 32(+15) +16; fam recharging; I take 7 11: shield blocked; I take 6 12: shield blocked; I take 8 13: shield 34(+15) +23; fam does 19; fam hits/restores 7 MP; I take 6 14: shield 36(+15) +18; fam does 15; fam hits/restores 12 MP; I take 5 15: shield blocked; I take 5 16: shield 27(+15) +27; fam recharging; fam hits/restores 9 MP; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 (HP 180/289; MP 160/279) 1: noodles blocked; she steals 16 MP 2: noodles entangle; fam does 14; she struggles 3: shield 29(+15) +32; fam dazzles; she struggles 4: shield blocked; she struggles 5: shield 32(+15) +16; fam recharging; she struggles 6: shield crit 69(+15) +22; fam does 14; she breaks free; she steals 12 MP 7: shield crit 63(+15) +32; fam does 20; fam hits/restores 11 MP; she steals 15 MP 8: shield blocked; I take 8 9: shield 35(+15) +20; fam dazzles; I take 7 10: shield 32(+15) +22; fam recharging; fam hits/restores 10 MP; she bulges; I take 12 11: shield blocked; I take 11 12: shield 39(+15) +30; fam dazzles; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 118/167/249 (myst day) 2010-05-22 (Porktober 4) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 98/81/149 buffed stats: 130/108/212 -> 120/108/212 equipment: worn topohat, yak anorak, Squeezebox, stainless slacks, Iron Beta, Bonerdagon necklace, pirate fledges skills: nearly all familiar: 25-pound mariachi chihuahua HP 321/321; MP 92/199 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 54; fam trembles; she misses 2: attack 46; fam hits 19; she misses 3: attack 51; fam trembles; she misses 4: attack 51; fam hits 17; she misses 5: attack 52; fam trembles; she misses 6: attack 46; fam hits 17; she HEALS 7: attack fumble -3; fam trembles; she misses (HP 196/199; MP 92/199) 8: attack fumble -5; fam trembles; she misses 9: attack crit 84; fam hits 15; she misses 10: attack 47; fam hits 18; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 48; fam hits 19; she misses 2: attack 47; fam hits 20; she misses 3: attack 46; fam hits 13; she steals 15 MP 4: attack 53; fam trembles; she misses 5: attack 47; fam hits 14; she misses 6: attack crit 72; fam trembles; she misses 7: attack crit 76; fam hits 12; she misses 8: attack 47; fam trembles; I take 14 9: attack 54; fam trembles; she misses 10: attack 52; fam trembles; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substats: 110/141/249 (non-stat day) 2010-05-28 (Boozember 2) greycat, level 13 PM (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/150/98 buffed stats: 137/193/146 -> 117/178/136 equipment: reinforced headband, floral shirt, lead pipe, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, stainless suspenders, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: nearly all familiar: 35-pound underworld bonsai (with sugar shield) HP 389/389; MP 226/650 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP (HP 252/252; MP 209/611) 1: shield blocked; I take 13 2: shield 33 +27; fam hits/restores 20; I take 12 3: shield crit 55 +18; I take 11 4: shield 35 +29; fam hits/restores 14; I take 10 5: shield blocked; I take 10 6: shield blocked; I take 10 7: shield 43 +24; fam hits/restores 11; I take 9 8: shield blocked; she HEALS 9: shield blocked; I take 9 10: shield 42 +28; she shimmers; I take 12 11: shield blocked; I take 12 12: shield 40 +23; fam hits/restores 21; I take 12 13: shield blocked; I take 11 14: shield 32 +35; fam hits/restores 12; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 (HP 107/252; MP 252/611) 1: shield 25 +31; I take 15 2: shield 41 +24; I take 14 3: shield blocked; I take 14 4: garter heals 109 & garter silently blocked; I take 14 5: shield blocked; she steals 11 MP 6: shield blocked; I take 13 7: shield blocked; I take 13 8: shield 43 +22; I take 12 9: shield 26 +24; fam hits/restores 15; I take 12 10: blowout blocked & blowout blocked; I take 12 11: blowout 136 (+12 moxie) & blowout blocked; fam hits/restores 20; she SCABS 12: blowout blocked & blowout blocked; I take 13 13: blowout blocked & blowout blocked; she steals 14 MP 14: blowout 136 (+12 moxie) & blowout 136 (+12 moxie); fam hits/restores 13; I take 12 15: blowout 136 (+12 moxie); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 109/267/124 (non-stat day) 2010-06-01 (Boozember 6) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 91/151/88 buffed stats: 162/199/98 -> 138/214/107 equipment: reinforced headband, hippo poncho, sniff sword (pow 90, 2x rock band, 1x wrestler), pilgrim, bullet-proofs, Iron Beta, V, navel skills: a lot familiar: 32-pound sandworm (with feast) wand: check HP 421/421; MP 597/597 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 (HP 314/314; MP 597/636) 1: geyser 328/hot; I take 13 2: shield blocked; I take 13 3: shield blocked; she steals 10 MP 4: shield blocked; I take 13 5: shield blocked; I take 13 6: shield blocked; she steals 13 MP 7: shield 74 +40; pyramid schemes; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 256/314; MP 543/636) 1: geyser blocked; I take 16 2: geyser blocked; I take 16 3: geyser blocked; I take 16 4: geyser blocked; I take 16 5: geyser blocked; I take 16 6: geyser 332/hot; navel zoom 7: geyser blocked; I take 15 8: geyser crit 568/cold; feast does 9/hot; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains pound; karma; agua; substats: 132/250/126 (non-stat day) 2010-06-11 (Dougtember 8) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/95/151 buffed stats: 133/138/199 -> 114/127/161 equipment: reinforced headband, ASCII shirt, cactus quill, hors d'oeuvre tray, black greaves, stainless solitaire, Iiti Kitty, Iron Beta skills: all but two familiar: 35-pound Rogue Program (with sugar shield) wand: check HP: 442/442; MP 232/250 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: shield 26(+15) +20; fam hits/restores 20; I take 10 (HP 281/291; MP 231/231) 2: shield blocked; I take 11 3: shield blocked; I take 11 4: shield blocked; I take 10 5: shield crit 45(+15) +18; I take 10 6: shield crit 59(+15) +18; she steals 13 MP 7: shield blocked; I take 9 8: shield blocked; she steals 10 MP 9: shield 26(+15) +22; she steals 10 MP 10: shield blocked; she steals 14 MP 11: shield blocked; I take 7 12: shield blocked; I take 8 13: shield crit 41(+15) +19; she shimmers; I take 12 14: shield 26(+15) +15; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 15 (HP 188/291; MP 169/231) 1: shield blocked; I take 14 2: shield 29(+15) +22; I take 14 3: shield 32(+15) +12; fam hits/restores 19; I take 14 4: shield 36(+15) +16; she steals 10 MP 5: shield blocked; I take 13 6: shield 28(+15) +16; fam hits/restores 14; I take 11 7: shield blocked; I take 12 8: shield crit 53(+15) +17; fam hits/restores 15; I take 10 9: shield blocked; I take 10 10: shield 33(+15) +16; fam hits/restores 17; she bulges 11: shield blocked; she SCABS 12: garter blocked & garter blocked; she steals 12 MP 13: garter heals 94 & garter blocked; fam hits/restores 16; I take 14 14: shield 39(+15) +13; I take 14 15: shield 29(+15) +16; fam hits/restores 11; she steals 14 MP 16: blowout silently blocked & blowout 161 (+16 moxie); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 124/122/318 (moxie day) 2010-06-22 (Frankuary 3) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 98/150/87 buffed stats: 207/240/96 -> 128/210/87 equipment: reinforced headband, flaming pink, pizza cutter, pilgrim shield, bullet-proof cords, navel ring, Vivala, stainless scarf skills: a lot familiar: 40-pound well-fed bandersnatch (with aqua jub) wand: check HP: 486/486; MP 444/703 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 300/300; MP 444/625) 1: wave blocked; I take 18 2: wave blocked; I take 17 3: wave blocked; I take 17 4: wave blocked; I take 17 5: wave blocked; I take 16 6: wave blocked; I take 17 7: wave 158/hot +burning; I take 16 8: geyser blocked; she HEALS 9: geyser blocked; I take 16 10: geyser blocked; I take 17 11: geyser blocked; I take 18 12: geyser 316/hot +40 MP +14 MP; navel zoom 13: silly string blocked & noisemaker blocked; I take 18 14: silly string 315 +15 myst; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 21 (HP 102/300; MP 456/625) 1: silly string 315 +15 myst & garter heals 94; I take 20 2: geyser blocked; I take 21 3: geyser blocked; I take 20 4: geyser 314/cold +14 MP; second form down; navel items Fight 1, Form 3: navel +15 MP; karma; substats: 124/241/146 (non-stat day) 2010-07-02 (Starch 5) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/100/96 buffed stats: 235/106/94 -> 217/116/103 equipment: Goblin King, yak anorak, lead pipe, snake shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, rusty chain, headhunter necktie skills: all but slapfighting & maximum chill familiar: 35-pound sandworm (with sugar shield) wand: check HP: 682/682; MP 80/194 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: attack 58; I take 10 (HP 524/534; MP 80/212) 2: attack 59; I take 10 3: attack 65; I take 10 4: attack 68; she steals 14 MP 5: attack 55; I take 10 6: attack crit 90; I take 9 7: attack crit 106; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 474/534; MP 70/212) 1: attack 50; she SCABS 2: attack 41; she steals 18 MP 3: attack 54; I take 11 4: attack 45; I take 10 5: attack 39; I take 9 6: attack 49; she steals 12 MP 7: attack fumble -11; I take 11 8: attack 46; I take 10 9: attack 51; she SCABS 10: attack crit 79; I take 10 11: attack 49; I take 9 12: attack 52; I take 10 13: attack 48; I take 11 14: attack 54; I take 10 15: attack crit 85; I take 9 16: attack 49; sugar shield breaks; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 1041/638/531 (myst day) 2010-07-09 (April 4) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/89/91 buffed stats: 253/91/84 -> 230/99/93 equipment: mesh cap, red-and-green sweater, stainless shilly, snake shield, bullet-proofs, Iron Beta, rusty chain, headhunter necktie skills: all but maximum chill familiar: 15-pound sandworm (no equip) wand: check HP: 612/612; MP 55/237 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 562/562; MP 55/251) 1: attack 78; I take 7 2: attack fumble 3; I take 7 3: attack 78; I take 7 4: attack 81; I take 7 5: attack 83; she steals 10 MP 6: attack 85; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 11 MP (HP 531/562; MP 34/251) 1: attack 69; I take 7 2: attack 63; I take 7 3: attack crit 82; I take 6 4: attack fumble -8; I take 7 5: attack 67; I take 7 6: attack 62; I take 8 7: attack 68; I take 7 8: attack crit 80; I take 7 9: attack 62; I take 9 10: attack crit 74; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 882/417/426 (non-stat day) 2010-10-07 (Starch 6) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/152/95 buffed stats: 157/228/131 -> 148/182/112 equipment: reinf headband, ASCII shirt, shillelagh, stop shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace skills: all but miner & volcano familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check HP 347/347; MP 195/603 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: shield 43 +13; fam hits 36; I take 12 (HP 321/333; MP 190/484) 2: shield blocked; I take 13 3: shield blocked; I take 13 4: shield blocked; I take 13 5: shield crit 49 +17; fam hits 41; she steals 14 MP 6: shield 42 +10; fam hits 33; I take 11 7: shield blocked; she HEALS 8: shield blocked; I take 11 9: shield 42 +14; fam hits 32; I take 10 10: shield blocked; I take 9 11: shield blocked; I take 10 12: shield blocked; I take 9 13: shield blocked; I take 10 14: shield blocked; she steals 14 MP 15: shield 39 +15; fam hits 43; she shimmers; I take 13 16: shield crit 51 +11; fam hits 41; I take 13 17: shield 43 +14; fam hits 26; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she SCABS 1: shield 39 +18; fam hits 38; I take 15 2: shield blocked; I take 16 3: shield blocked; I take 15 4: shield crit 49 +13; fam hits 36; I take 14 5: shield crit 45 +18; fam hits 37; I take 14 6: shield 45 +19; fam hits 31; I take 13 7: garter heals 97 & garter silently blocked; fam hits 41; I take 13 8: shield crit 57 +19; fam hits 25; I take 13 9: shield blocked; she steals 13 MP 10: shield 39 +10; fam hits 36; she bulges 11: shield 41 +15; fam hits 34; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 134/256/110 (non-stat day) 2010-10-14 (April 5) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/153/93 buffed stats: 149/195/120 -> 149/210/129 equipment: reinf headband, hippo poncho, sniff sword (2x wrestler, 1x rock), hot plate, hippy skirt, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, rusty chain necklace skills: all but volcanometeor familiar: 24-pound sandworm (with sugar shield) wand: check HP: 364/364; MP 273/517 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: wave blocked; plate 4/hot; I take 15 2: wave blocked; plate 3/hot; I take 15 3: wave 79/cold +soul; plate 4/hot; I take 15 4: geyser 145/cold +40 MP; plate 4/hot; I take 14 5: wave blocked; plate 4/hot; I take 14 6: wave 74/hot +soul; plate 4/hot; I take 14 7: geyser blocked; she steals 14 MP 8: geyser 138/cold; plate 3/hot; I take 15 9: geyser blocked; plate 4/hot; I take 15 (HP 218/335; MP 211/556) 10: geyser blocked; plate 3/hot; I take 14 11: geyser blocked; plate 4/hot; I take 15 12: geyser 138/hot +40 MP; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: plate 4/hot; I take 17 (HP 172/335; MP 223/556) 1: wave crit 129/hot +soul; plate 4/hot; I take 17 2: geyser 183/hot +40 MP; plate 4/hot; I take 17 3: wave crit 129/hot +soul; plate 4/hot; I take 18 4: geyser 143/hot +40 MP; plate 3/hot; I take 17 5: wave blocked; plate 4/hot; I take 18 6: wave 75/hot +soul; sugar shield breaks; second form down familiar: 14-pound sandworm Fight 1, Form 3: karma; substat gain: 411/1134/447 (myst day) 2010-11-04 (Bor 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/151/105 buffed stats: 133/181/122 -> equipment: reinf headband, ASCII shirt, sniff sword (pow 70, 2 rock, 1 wrest), Glacial Grimoire, bullet-proof cords, bejeweled pledge, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: ALL! familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check HP: 353/361; MP: 259/549 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 (HP 332/333; MP 259/591) 1: wave blocked; she steals 16 MP 2: wave blocked; she HEALS 3: wave blocked; I take 18 4: wave blocked; I take 18 5: wave 75/cold +soul; fam hits 36; I take 17 6: geyser 166/cold +40 MP; fam hits 33; I take 18 7: wave blocked; I take 17 8: wave blocked; I take 17 9: wave 77/cold +soul; fam hits 42; I take 18 10: geyser blocked; I take 19 11: geyser blocked; I take 19 12: geyser 172/cold +40 MP; fam hits 26; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 21 (HP 150/333; MP 235/591) 1: noodles blocked; I take 22 2: noodles blocked; I take 21 3: noodles blocked; I take 21 4: noodles entangle; fam hits 31; she struggles 5: garter heals 111 & garter blocked; fam hits 23; she struggles 6: geyser blocked; she breaks free; I take 21 7: geyser 170/cold; fam hits 37; she SCABS 8: geyser 170/cold; fam hits 42; she steals 17 MP 9: geyser 166/cold; fam hits 43; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 109/259/132 (non-stat day) 2011-01-06 (Starch 1) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/88/151 buffed stats: 127/114/236 -> 126/123/229 equipment: wolf mask, yak anorak, sniff xbow (70, 2x wrestler, rockband), wicker shield, leather chaps, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, tap shoes skills: all pre-Crimbo-2010 ... familiar: 13-pound sandworm wand: check HP 317/317; MP 82/209 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 50; she misses 2: attack 53; she misses 3: attack 51; she misses 4: attack 51; she misses 5: attack fumble -2; she misses (HP 207/209; MP 82/224) 6: attack crit 71; she misses 7: attack 55; she HEALS 8: attack 52; she misses 9: attack 50; she HEALS 10: attack 47; she misses 11: attack 49; she misses 12: attack fumble -1; she misses 13: attack crit 75; she misses 14: attack 51; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 206/209; MP 85/224) 1: attack 50; she misses 2: attack crit 83; she misses 3: attack 52; she steals 15 MP 4: attack 49; she misses 5: attack fumble -7; she steals 10 MP 6: attack 50; she misses 7: attack 50; she SCABS 8: attack 52; she misses 9: attack crit 79; she misses 10: attack 53; she misses 11: attack 54; she misses 12: attack 49; she misses 13: attack 52; she misses 14: attack 48; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substats: 430/418/1045 (moxie day) 2011-01-13 (Starch 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/151/95 buffed stats: 144/203/128 -> 143/218/137 equipment: reinf headband, ASCII shirt, sniff sword (pow 70, 2x wrestler, rock band), black shield, black greaves, chintzy saucepan, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all but Crimbo 2010 and DB Trader familiar: 6-pound hand (goatskin umbrella) wand: check HP 429/429; MP 205/537 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 15 (HP 319/319; MP 205/577) 1: shield 38(+15) +25; att -5; fam hits 32; I take 14 2: shield 40(+15) +31; att -5; fam hits 33; I take 13 3: shield blocked; I take 13 4: shield 37(+15) +22; att -5; fam hits 38; I take 11 5: shield blocked; I take 11 6: shield 39(+15) +23; att -5; fam hits 34; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 239/319; MP 185/577) 1: shield 40(+15) +31; att -5; fam hits 27; I take 16 2: shield blocked; I take 16 3: shield 41(+15) +29; att -5; fam hits 27; I take 16 4: shield blocked; I take 15 5: shield blocked; I take 17 6: shield blocked; I take 15 7: shield blocked; I take 15 8: shield 39(+15) +16; att -5; fam hits 24; I take 15 9: shield 36(+15) +25; att -5; fam hits 35; she steals 11 MP 10: shield 37(+15) +22; att -5; fam hits 28; she SCABS 11: shield blocked; I take 12 12: shield 37(+15) +23; att -5; fam hits 36; she bulges 13: shield 35(+15) +20; att -5; fam hits 35; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Instant Karma; substats: 141/248/111 (non-stat day) 2011-01-16 (April 3) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 157/104/104 buffed stats: 301/156/114 -> equipment: pith, sea salt scrubs, haiku, pilgrim, bullet-proof cords, navel, Vivala, Iron Beta skills: ... many familiar: 26-pound sandworm (moveable feast) wand: check HP: 1289/1289; MP 171/1043 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 1 (HP 1254/1254; MP 171/1043) 1: attack 190; I take 2 2: attack crit 196 +smoke 3: attack 187; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 (HP 1251/1254; MP 181/1043) 1: attack 159; she SCABS 2: attack 154; she steals 15 MP 3: attack 159; feast 10/spooky; navel zoom 4: attack 165; I take 3 5: attack 153; agua; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Instant Karma; stats: 1049/540/529 (non-stat day) 2011-01-22 (Martinus 1) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 91/87/152 buffed stats: 155/152/261 -> 145/139/276 equipment: reinf headband, goth shirt, sniff xbow (pow 10, 3x wrestler), pilgrim, plexi pants, Juju, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: a lot famililar: 26-pound sandworm (moveable feast) wand: check HP: 411/411; MP 126/274 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: suckerpunch blocked; she misses 2: suckerpunch 1; trickster god; feast 11/phys; she misses (HP 324/324; MP 136/251) 3: attack 83 (+30); she steals 10 MP 4: attack 80 (+30); feast 13/phys; she misses 5: attack 85 (+30); she misses 6: attack 81 (+30); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 81 (+30); she SCABS 2: attack 81 (+30); she misses 3: attack crit 116 (+30); she misses 4: attack fumble -1; she misses 5: attack 77 (+30); she misses 6: attack 82 (+30); she misses 7: attack 75 (+30); fam +weight; second form down familiar: 27-pound sandworm (moveable feast) Fight 1, Form 3: Instant Karma; substats: 512/547/1367 (moxie day) 2011-02-03 (Bill 5) greycat, level 13 DB (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/92/151 buffed stats: 168/150/278 -> 139/150/240 equipment: worn tophat, ASCII, sniff xbow (pow 70, 3x wrestler), hippy bongo, leather chaps, Iron Beta, tap shoes, pirate fledges skills: a whole lot familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check HP: 420/420; MP 140/271 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack fumble -1; fam hits 32; she misses (HP 225/226; MP 140/271) 2: attack 34(+13)(+5); fam hits 33; she misses 3: attack 31(+14)(+5); fam hits 27; she misses 4: attack 30(+13)(+5); fam hits 31; she misses 5: attack 32(+8)(+5); fam hits 24; she misses 6: attack 34(+10)(+5); fam hits 42; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 49(+11)(+5); fam hits 41; she misses 2: attack fumble -13; fam hits 24; she misses 3: attack 28(+10)(+5); fam hits 41; she misses 4: attack 34(+13)(+5); fam hits 30; she misses 5: attack crit 61(+14)(+5); fam hits 38; she misses 6: attack 28(+13)(+5); fam hits 25; she SCABS 7: attack 29(+11)(+5); fam htis 34; she misses 8: attack 30(+11)(+5); fam hits 38; she misses 9: attack 28(+10)(+5); fam hits 46; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substat gain: 124/147/259 (myst day) 2011-02-07 (Bor 1) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 85/85/152 buffed stats: 127/100/308 -> 104/87/263 equipment: grungy bandana, red-and-green, didgeridooka, Brimstone Boxers, Juju (trickster active), Iron Beta, Legion necktie skills: a lot familiar: 28-pound sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP: 269/269; MP 20/184 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 133(+10)(+40); she misses 2: attack 77(+10)(+40); she misses 3: attack fumble -13 (HP 151/164; MP 20/161); she misses 4: attack fumble -4; she misses 5: attack 85(+10)(+40); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack crit 125(+10)(+40); she misses 2: attack 80(+10)(+40); she misses 3: attack 82(+10)(+40); she misses 4: attack crit 125(+10)(+40); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substats: 559/572/1388 (moxie day) 2011-02-16 (Petember 2) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/83/84 buffed stats: 311/125/101 -> 231/113/93 equipment: pith helmet, origami pasties, black greaves, Juju, rusty chain necklace, navel skills: a lot intrinsics: omphalo, trickster, kung fu, fast, frightening, expert timing familiar: 21-pound NPZR (sugar shield) wand: check HP: 652/758; MP: 126/261 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 20 (HP: 556/556; MP: 126/206) 1: attack 47(+39)(+30); fam delevels 6/6; navel zoom 2: attack 47(+39)(+30); I take 20 3: attack 47(+39)(+30); navel zoom 4: attack 47(+39)(+30); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 24 (HP 524/556; MP 138/206) 1: attack 47(+39)(+30); fam hits 19; navel zoom 2: attack crit 48(+39)(+30); fam heals 21/21; I take 24 3: attack fumble -1; fam hits 18; I take 25 4: attack 47(+39)(+30); fam steals 69 meat; I take 24 5: attack 47(+39)(+30); fam steals 62 meat; navel zoom 6: attack 47(+39)(+30); fam delevels 6/6; fam gains pound; pyramid schemes; 2nd form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substats: 318/132/119 (muscle day) ** Valhalla Revamp ** 2011-05-21 (Bor 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCBees) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/151/102 buffed stats: 105/217/117 -> 105/217/117 equipment: star hat, ASCII shirt, electric crutch, Glacial Grimoire, distressed denim, astral ring, Yellow Moon, chintzy saucepan skills: all but 4(?) familiar: 21-pound rogue program (with sugar shield) wand: check, hand mirror: check HP: 330/300; MP: 338/661 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jala 1, jaba 4, I take 20 (HP 205/205; MP 338/661) 1: geyser 134/cold; fam hits/restores 10 MP; I take 22 2: geyser 134/cold; I take 22 3: geyser 132/cold; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 25 (HP 136/205; MP 269/661) 1: geyser 133/cold; I take 24 2: geyser 133/cold; I take 26 3: geyser 133/cold; I take 25 4: poultice heals 112 & poultice silently blocked; I take 25 5: geyser 133/cold; I take 26 6: geyser 133/cold; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: 0: mirror; third form down! Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless scarf; substats: 119/253/141 (+mox sign) 2011-05-26 (Petember 5) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCBees) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/92/149 buffed stats: 155/127/252 -> 125/118/212 equipment: f3d0r4, astral shirt, Trikitixa, Lederhosen, pirate fledges, heart of the volcano, Yellow Moon skills: Abs of Tin, Marginally Insane, Slimy Sinews (70%), Slimy Synapses (100%), Slimy Shoulders (80%), Sympathy, Funk familiar: 28-pound hipster (moustache) hand mirror: check HP: 210/210; MP 53/172 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 50(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam +2 muscle; she misses 3: attack fumble -11 (HP 166/177; MP 53/162) 4: attack 43(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam restores 16 MP; she steals 11 MP 5: attack 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 44(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam heals 14 HP; I take 27 7: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam stuns; first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam +2 muscle; she misses 2: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam does 112/hot; I take 28 3: attack 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam stuns 5: attack 61(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam stuns 7: attack 45(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: attack 56(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam does 118/hot; second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: hand mirror; fam +2 myst; karma, thwaitgold, suspenders; substats 125/173/264 2011-05-31 (Carlvember 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCBees) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/149/106 buffed stats: 109/182/130 -> 109/182/130 equipment: star har, ASCII shirt, electric crutch, Glacial Grimoire, leather chaps, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges, hippy medical kit skills: all but wassail, toynado, offensive joke familiar: 16-pound mosquito (with sugar shield) hand mirror: check HP: 291/291; MP 374/570 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 20 (HP 212/212; MP 374/570) 1: geyser blocked; I take 20 2: geyser blocked; I take 21 3: geyser 125/cold; faq hits/heals 3; I take 21 4: geyser 123/cold; I take 21 5: geyser blocked; I take 21 6: geyser 122/cold; I take 20 7: cannon 65/cold; fam hits/heals 4; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 24 (HP 79/212; MP 284/570) 1: poultice blocked & macrame net blocked; I take 24 2: poultice blocked & macrame net 100 -10 att -10 def 3: poultice blocked & poultice blocked; I take 21 4: poultice heals 117 & poultice heals 87; I take 21 5: geyser 123/cold; fam hits/heals 1; I take 23 6: geyser crit 151/cold; I take 23 7: geyser 123/cold; I take 22 8: geyser blocked; I take 23 9: geyser 123/cold; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: mirror; third form down Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, 124/252/137 stats 2011-06-09 (Porktober 3) greycat, level 13 TT (HCBees) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/97/94 buffed stats: 270/143/134 -> 245/143/134 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, sniff sword (pow 50, 2 wrestler, 1 rockband), snake shield, denim pants, Elmley shades, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges skills: all but wassail, offensive joke familiar: 6-pound hatrack (with dolphin king's crown) hand mirror: check HP: 641/641; MP 104/258 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 8 (HP 558/558; MP 104/258) 1: attack 105(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 9; I take 6 2: attack 108(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 3: attack crit 114(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 8; I take 6 4: attack crit 116(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 8; fam restores 11/12; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 544/558; MP 116/258) 1: attack crit 92(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 7; I take 8 2: attack 91(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack crit 102(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 8; I take 8 4: attack 90(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 5: attack 90(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 8; I take 8 6: attack 87(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam hits 8; fam restores 14/13; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 1: mirror; third form down Karma, Thwaitgold, skullcap, 280/122/127 stats 2011-07-13 (Frankuary 5) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/92/95 buffed stats: 316/118/119 -> 209/118/110 equipment: mesh cap, origami pasties, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, bullet-proof, Claw of the Infernal Seal, Juju, Iron Beta skills: almost all familiar: 38-pound sandworm (with moveable feast, feasted) wand: check HP: 754/754; MP: 93/284 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 523/523; MP 80/284) 1: attack fumble -12; I take 4 2: attack 88; feast 19/sleaze; I take 4 3: attack 70; I take 6 4: clobber 30 +Volcano God; I take 5 5: attack 108(+25); I take 6 6: attack 116(+25); first form down! Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 517/523; MP 80/284) 1: tango 15/spooky -8 att -8 def; she SCABS 2: attack 100(+25); I take 4 3: attack 110(+25); I take 6 4: attack 96(+25); I take 4 5: attack 100(+25); feast 16/spooky; I take 5 6: attack crit 127(+25); I take 5 7: attack 95(+25); second form down! Fight 1, Form 3: IK, SBW, substats: 1377/616/591 2011-07-20 (Starch 4) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 102/99/167 buffed stats: 160/120/257 -> 120/120/256 equipment: worn tophat, astral shirt, Trikitixa, leather chaps, Pink Heart, La Hebilla, tube sock skills: sympathy, funk, sing, Hodgman/slime passives familiar: 17-pound sombrero (with sugar shield) wand: check HP: 225/225; MP 90/164 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 23 (HP 178/178; MP 90/164) 1: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 59(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 10 MP 3: attack crit 75(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 44(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 51(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack fumble -14; she misses 7: attack crit 99(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam gains weight; first form down familiar: 18-pound sombrero (with sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 44(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack crit 73(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 23 5: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 24 7: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 9: attack 51(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Instant Karma, suspenders, substats: 479/473/983 2011-08-07 (Martinus 6) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (HCBees) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/94/97 buffed stats: 233/137/117 -> 230/124/104 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, Hammer of Smiting, keg shield, Danglin' Chad, Green Clover, headhunter necktie, pirate fledges skills: TS, LTS, otter hide, otter claws, eye, clobber, sympathy, funk, slime/hodgman passives familiar: 16-pound mini-hipster (no equip, should grow 'stache) mirror: check HP 410/410; MP 146/183 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 366/404; MP 146/147) 1: attack fumble -6; fam +3 moxie; I take 47 2: attack 64(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); fam heals 6; I take 47 3: attack crit 78(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); I take 49 4: LTS 133(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); I take 47 5: poultice heals 93 & poultice silently blocked; I take 49 6: attack fumble -3; fam hits 71/hot; fam grows moustache; first form down familiar: 26-pound mini-hipster Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 57 (HP 160/404; MP 138/147) 1: macrame silently blocked & poultice heals 100; fam +3 mus; I take 53 2: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); fam hits 119/sleaze; she SCABS 3: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); fam stuns 4: attack 51(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); I take 54 5: attack crit 69(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+28); fam restores 8 MP; I take 57 6: poultice blocked & poultice blocked; I take 53 7: poultice heals 82 & poultice silently blocked; I take 55 8: poultice heals 117 & poultice silently blocked; she SCABS 9: macrame 91 -9att -10 def & macrame 94 -9att -9def; fam hits 117/sleaze 10: macrame blocked & macrame 98 -9att -8def; fam hits 115/hot; form 2 down! Fight 1, Form 3: 1: mirror; fam +2 mys; form 3 down Karma; Thwaitgold; stainless shilly; substats: 256/143/128 2011-08-18 (Bor 1) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCFist) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/88/89 buffed stats: 248/141/144 -> 202/132/126 equipment: CoT (he-bo), ASCII, bullet-proof, Juju, Nickel Gamma, astral belt skills: almost all permable; first 5 Fist (drunkenness 11) intrinsics: all KFH + Volcano God familiar: 35-pound sandworm (well-fed) (with feast) wand: check HP 564/564; MP 195/324 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 29 (HP 465/465; MP 195/309) 1: head+knee 79(+25)(+39) +22 +64; CoT 5 meat; I take 33 2: head+knee blocked; I take 32 3: head+knee crit 81(+25)(+39) +40 +61; CoT 7 meat; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she SCABS 1: head+knee blocked; CoT 6 meat; feast 12/cold; I take 37 2: head+knee crit 81(+25)(+39) +34 +67; CoT 11 meat; feast 17/sleaze; I take 38 3: head+knee blocked; I take 38 4: head+knee blocked; I take 39 5: head+knee 79(+250(+39) +30 +56 +stun 6: head+knee blocked; feast 17/stench; she SCABS 7: head+knee blocked; I take 36 8: head+knee blocked; I take 37 9: head+knee blocked; I take 38 10: head+knee blocked; I take 38 11: head+knee blocked; I take 37 12: garter heals 95 & garter blocked; she steals 14 MP 13: head+knee blocked; she SCABS 14: head+knee blocked; I take 37 15: garter heals 99 & garter heals 103; I take 37 16: head+knee blocked; I take 37 17: head+knee blocked; I take 37 18: head+knee blocked; feast 15/stench; I take 38 19: head+knee blocked; she steals 12 MP 20: head+knee blocked; I take 37 21: head+knee blocked; I take 37 22: garter heals 93 & garter blocked; feast 17/cold; I take 38 23: head+knee blocked; I take 38 24: head+knee blocked; I take 39 25: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 37 26: garter heals 98 & garter blocked; I take 36 27: head+knee blocked; I take 37 28: garter heals 108 & garter silently blocked; she SCABS 29: silly string 120 +12 myst & silly string blocked; I take 38 30: boom box blocked & blowout blocked; I take 36 31: garter heals 102 & tequila grenade blocked; I take 39 32: water pipe bomb blocked & water pipe bomb blocked; she SCABS 33: water pipe bomb 55 & water pipe bomb blocked; feast 14/phys; I take 37 34: molotov blocked & molotov blocked; I take 38 35: LTS 83(+25)(+39); I take 38 36: knee blocked; I take 39 37: knee blocked; she SCABS 38: knee crit 81(+25)(+39) +57; she SCABS 39: knee blocked; I take 37; I LOSE (!!!) pulls equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, brimstone boxers, Juju, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges familiar: 40-pound worm (well-fed) (with feast) buffed stats: 229/109/159 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: attack 79(+25)(+39); feast 18/cold; I take 7 2: attack crit 81(+25)(+39); feast 14/phys; I take 8 3: attack crit 81(+25)(+39); I take 7 4: attack 79(+25)(+39); feast 11/hot; fam gains pound; first form down familiar: 41-pound sandworm (yadda yadda) Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 1091/1101; MP 38/893) 1: attack 79(+25)(+39); she SCABS 2: attack 79(+25)(+39); I take 9 3: attack 79(+25)(+39); I take 9 4: attack 79(+25)(+39); feast 13/stench; I take 9 5: attack 79(+25)(+39); feast 11/cold; second form down Fight 2, Form 3: Instant Karma; Thwaitgold statuette; substats: 1392/637/629 2011-08-19 (Bor 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCFist) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 90/151/91 buffed stats: 140/219/128 -> 112/173/118 equipment: reinforced, grungy flannel, bullet-proof, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: all but Wassail, 9 drunkenness, 0 fullness intrinsics: all Kung Fu familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (with lead pipe) wand: check HP 495/495; MP 221/648 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 14 (HP 303/303; MP 221/529) 1: drunken baby 114; fam hits 36; she HEALS 2: drunken baby 113; fam hits 25; I take 15 3: drunken baby 114; fam hits 37; I take 16 4: drunken baby 115; fam hits 36; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 254/303; MP 221/529) 1: drunken baby 113; fam hits 27; I take 19 2: drunken baby blocked; I take 18 3: drunken baby 113; fam hits 31; I take 19 4: drunken baby 113; fam hits 30; I take 18 5: drunken baby 115; fam hits 39; I take 19 6: drunken baby 116; fam hits 29; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf; substats: 149/256/119 2011-08-23 (Bor 6) greycat, level 13 AT (HCFist) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/93/151 buffed stats: 135/115/178 -> 125/115/178 equipment: reinforced headband, grungy flannel, black greaves, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: all permed, 5 fist (15 fullness, 19 drunkenness) intrinsics: all Kung Fu familiar: 6-pound hand (with lead pipe) wand: check HP 474/474; MP 105/245 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 350/350; MP 105/245) 1: drunken baby blocked; I take 6 2: drunken baby 122; fam hits 23; I take 6 3: drunken baby blocked; I take 7 4: drunken baby blocked; I take 7 5: drunken baby 122; fam hits 42; she steals 17 MP 6: drunken baby blocked; I take 7 7: drunken baby blocked; I take 7 8: drunken baby 122; fam hits 39; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 300/350; MP 88/245) 1: attack crit 58(+39); fam hits 41; I take 9 2: attack miss; fam hits 38; I take 10 3: attack miss; fam hits 34; she steals 14 MP 4: drunken baby blocked; she SCABS 5: drunken baby blocked; I take 9 6: drunken baby 122; fam hits 31; I take 9 7: drunken baby blocked; I take 10 8: drunken baby 123; fam hits 22; I take 9 9: drunken baby blocked; I take 10 10: drunken baby 122; fam hits 31; I take 9 11: attack miss; fam hits 40; I take 9 12: attack miss; fam hits 35; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders; substats: 132/125/268 2011-08-31 (Petember 6) greycat, level 15 AT (HCBees) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 127/130/201 buffed stats: 158/168/249 equipment: star hat, astral shirt, didgeridooka, distressed denim, Wossname, pirate fledges, Lockenstock skills: all familiar: 16-pound grapefruit (with sugar shield) mirror: check HP 283/283; MP 151/389 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 7; she misses 2: attack 44(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 8; she misses 3: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 7; she misses 4: attack crit 87(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 4; she misses 5: attack crit 89(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 9; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 47(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 5; she misses 3: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 45(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 6; she misses 5: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); fam hits 4; she misses 8: attack crit 91(+3)(+3)(+10)(+3)(+3); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: 1: mirror; third form down Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, substats: 130/119/280 2011-09-03 (Carlvember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (HCFist) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/150/90 buffed stats: 121/177/112 -> 118/174/109 equipment: reinforced, astral shirt, bullet-proofs, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, rusty chain necklace intrinsics: all Kung Fu skills: all Fist except master, spaghetti spear, noodles, sympathy, funk, all Hodgman, all slime (16 drunkenness) familiar: 27-pound hipster (with ironic moustache) mirror: check HP 272/272; MP 82/346 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: drunken baby 126; fam +2 mus; I take 60 2: boom box silently blocked & silly string 133 +16 mys; I take 57 3: boom box 96 -8 att -8 def & garter heals 90 4: drunken baby 125; I take 55 5: drunken baby 125; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 68 (HP 119/269; MP 82/342) 1: garter heals 84 & garter blocked; fam +2 mys; I take 66 2: boom box 97 -8 att -8 def & boom box blocked 3: boom box blocked & boom box blocked; I take 63 4: garter heals 92 & garter silently blocked; fam restores 14 MP; I take 63 5: garter heals 108 & garter silently blocked; I take 65 6: boom box blocked & boom box blocked; I take 62 7: boom box blocked & boom box blocked; I take 61 8: garter heals 106 & garter blocked; I take 64 9: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 62 10: garter heals 96 & garter blocked; fam 117/hot; I take 61 11: garter heals 98 & garter heals 105; fam 117/sleaze; she SCABS 12: boom box 97 -9 att -9 def & boom box blocked; fam heals 8 HP 13: boom box blocked & boom box blocked; I take 57 14: boom box blocked & silly string blocked; I take 59 15: gas balloon hits & silly string blocked; fam blocks 16: silly string blocked & silly string blocked; she lies there 17: silly string 133 +16 mys & silly strnig blocked; fam restores 11 MP; she lies there 18: silly string 133 +16 mys (gain point) & silly string silently blocked; fam blocks 19: noisemaker blocked & noisemaker blocked; she lies there 20: noisemaker 115 +11 mus & (??); fam -3 att -1 def; fam gains pound; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwait, stainless solitaire, substats: 124/277/128 2011-09-10 (Carlvember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 90/151/88 buffed stats: 168/302/150 -> 123/197/114 equipment: reinforced headband, ASCII shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, bullet-proof, Juju, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: a whole lot intrinsics: lightning god familiar: 30-pound sandworm (well-fed) (with feast) wand: check HP 370/370; MP 210/864 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1: shield 43 +47 -5 att; feast 7/cold; I take 18 (HP 286/304; MP 205/591) 2: geyser 138/hot; I take 18 3: geyser 138/hot; feast 8/sleaze; I take 18 4: geyser 139/hot; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 23 (HP 239/304; MP 125/591) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: geyser 140/cold; she struggles 3: geyser blocked; she struggles 4: geyser 138/hot; she struggles 5: geyser crit 180/hot; feast 12/stench; she breaks free; I take 23 6: shield blocked; I take 22 7: shield blocked; I take 23 8: shield blocked; I take 23 9: shield 57 +46 -5 att; I take 21 10: shield blocked; I take 21 11: shield 46 +44 -5 att; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: karma, SBW, sustats: 562/1279/517 2011-09-13 (Porktober 3) greycat, level 16 AT (HCFist) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 164/164/250 buffed stats: 200/175/251 equipment: wreath of laurels, Danglin' Chad, Wossname, ascot, furry halo intrinsics: all kung fu skills: all permed, 5 fist (19 drunkenness) familiar: 23-pound sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 379/379; MP 67/392 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 66(+48)(+25); she misses 2: attack crit 67(+48)(+25); she misses 3: attack crit 67(+48)(+25); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP (HP 379/379; MP 52/392) 1: attack 66(+48)(+25); she misses 2: attack 66(+48)(+25); she misses 3: attack 66(+48)(+25); she misses 4: attack crit 67(+48)(+25); she misses 5: attack 66(+48)(+25); fam gains pound; second form down familiar: 24-pound sandworm (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 3: thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, substats: 541/532/1074 2011-09-24 (Boozember 6) greycat, level 13 AT (HCFist) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 84/85/149 buffed stats: 131/116/213 -> 109/116/203 equipment: reinforced headbang, astral shirt, buoybottoms, pirate fledges, chintzy accordion, Nickel Gamma skills: all (5 fist, 19 drunkenness) intrinsics: all Kung Fu familiar: 25-pound O.A.F. (with ant hoe) wand: check HP 453/453; MP 49/247 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: drunken baby OAFed, miss; she misses 2: drunken baby OAFed, miss; hoe 12/sleaze; she misses 3: drunken baby blocked; she HEALS 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby OAFed crit 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+42)(+3); she misses 6: drunken baby 123; she HEALS 7: drunken baby 121; she misses 8: drunken baby blocked; she HEALS 9: drunken baby blocked; she misses 10: drunken baby 122; she misses 11: drunken baby blocked; she misses 12: drunken baby 121; hoe 11/sleaze; she misses 13: drunken baby blocked; she misses 14: drunken baby blocked; she misses 15: drunken baby blocked; she misses 16: drunken baby blocked; she imsses 17: drunken baby blocked; she misses 18: drunken baby 122; hoe 10/sleaze; first form down Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 (HP 260/269; MP 49/247) 1: drunken baby OAFed, miss; I take 8 2: tango OAFed, miss; I take 8 3: tango OAFed, miss; hoe 11/sleaze; I take 9 4: tango blocked; I take 9 5: tango OAFed, crit 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+42)(+3); I take 9 6: tango 17/spooky -8 att -8 def; she misses 7: drunken baby OAFed, miss; she misses 8: drunken baby 123; she misses 9: drunken baby blocked; she misses 10: drunken baby blocked; she misses 11: drunken baby 123; I take 8 12: drunken baby blocked; she misses 13: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 14: drunken baby OAFed, miss; she steals 11 MP 15: drunken baby 123; hoe 12/sleaze; she misses 16: drunken baby blocked; she misses 17: drunken baby blocked; she misses 18: drunken baby blocked; she misses 19: drunken baby blocked; she misses 20: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 21: drunken baby blocked; I take 7 22: drunken baby blocked; she SCABS 23: drunken baby OAFed, miss; she misses 24: drunken baby OAFed, miss; she misses 25: drunken baby blocked; she misses 26: drunken baby 122; hoe 11/sleaze; I take 8 27: blowouts OAFed, miss; she misses 28: blowout blocked & blowout blocked; she misses 29: blowout 140 +17 mox; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 120/117/293 2011-10-07 (Jarlsuary 3) greycat, level 13 TT (HCBees) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/98/98 buffed stats: 221/130/119 -> 211/130/119 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, lead pipe, snake shield, distressed denim, Yellow Moon, Iiti Kitty, pirate fledges skills: all familiar: 16-pound MAS (sugar shield) intrinsics: red neck mirror: check HP 614/614; MP 150/236 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 486/486; MP 150/236) 1: attack 73(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam howls -1 att -2 def; I take 6 2: attack crit 84(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam misses; I take 7 3: attack 75(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam hits 10(+14); she steals 11 MP 4: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam howls -1 att -1 def; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 (HP 465/486; MP 139/236) 1: attack 40(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam howls -2 att -1 def; I take 8 2: attack 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam howls -1 att -2 def; I take 9 3: attack 51(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam hits 9(+14); I take 8 4: attack 42(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam misses; I take 9 5: attack crit 105(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam hits 12(+11); I take 9 6: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam hits 10(+11); I take 7 7: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+18)(+3); fam hits 14(+13); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: 1: mirror; fam misses; third form down Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless skullcap; substats: 249/131/146 2011-10-13 (Frankuary 1) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (HCFist) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 91/90/151 buffed stats: 113/126/260 -> 113/116/205 equipment: worn tophat, astral shirt, leather chaps, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges, Cape of the Goblin King skills: 5 fist (19 drunkenness), Slime, Hodgman, sympathy, noodles, funk, kung fu, suckerpunch intrinsics: chapped legs + all kung fu familiar: 25-pound hipster (ironic moustache) wand: check HP 170/170; MP 147/193 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: drunken baby 122; she misses 2: drunken baby blocked; she misses 3: drunken baby 121; fam +3 mus; she HEALS 68 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby blocked; she misses 6: drunken baby blocked; she misses 7: drunken baby 122; fam heals 6; she misses 8: drunken baby 122; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 24 (HP 146/170; MP 147/160) 1: boom box blocked & boom box blocked; she misses 2: boom box 90 att -9 def -8 & boom box 94 att -10 def -10 3: drunken baby blocked; she HEALS 97 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby 121; fam +2 mus; she steals 17 MP 6: drunken baby 122; fam heals 6; she misses 7: drunken baby blocked; she misses 8: drunken baby 123; fam heals 12; she misses 9: drunken baby 121; she misses 10: drunken baby 122; fam att -2 def -2; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless slacks; substats: 125/114/291 2011-11-04 (April 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCFist) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/92/151 buffed stats: 114/118/219 -> 114/118/209 equipment: worn tophat, astral shirt, leather chaps, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma, tap shoes skills: all Hodgman/Slime, all Fist (19 drunk), sympathy, tao, noodles, funk, kung fu, sing intrinsics: chapped legs, all kung fu familiar: 7-pound pantsrack (capped at 7, with pin-stripe slacks) wand: check HP 171/171; MP 91/162 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: drunken baby 130; she HEALS 94 2: drunken baby blocked; she misses 3: drunken baby 131; she misses 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby blocked; she misses 6: drunken baby 132; she misses 7: drunken baby 131; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: drunken baby blocked; I take 13 2: drunken baby 131; I take 12 3: drunken baby blocked; she misses 4: drunken baby 131; she misses 5: drunken baby 132; she misses 6: drunken baby 131; she misses 7: drunken baby 131; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, substats: 630/637/1415 2011-11-06 (Martinus 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCFist) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/93/151 buffed stats: 186/178/268 -> 135/143/213 equipment: worn tophat, ASCII shirt, GAP, Juju, fangs, Nickel Gamma skills: damned near all; 5 Fist (14 drunk) intrinsics: Trickster God, all Kung Fu familiar: 7-pound scarecrow (pin-stripe) wand: check HP 475/475; MP 170/407 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: drunken baby 112; she misses (HP 292/292; MP 170/345) 2: drunken baby blocked; she misses 3: drunken baby blocked; she misses 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby 113; she misses 6: drunken baby blocked; she misses 7: drunken baby 111; fam blocks 8: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 9: drunken baby 112; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 (HP 272/292; MP 170/345) 1: face stab blocked; she misses 2: face stab 17 -9 att -9 def; she misses 3: drunken baby blocked; she misses 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby 113; fam blocks 6: drunken baby blocked; she misses 7: drunken baby blocked; she misses 8: drunken baby blocked; she misses 9: drunken baby 113; she misses 10: drunken baby blocked; she misses 11: drunken baby blocked; she misses 12: drunken baby blocked; she misses 13: drunken baby blocked; she misses 14: drunken baby blocked; she misses 15: drunken baby blocked; she misses 16: drunken baby blocked; she misses 17: drunken baby blocked; she HEALS 60 18: drunken baby 112; she misses 19: drunken baby blocked; she misses 20: drunken baby blocked; she HEALS 64 21: drunken baby 113; she misses 22: drunken baby blocked; she misses 23: blowout 143 +17 moxie & blowout silently blocked; she misses 24: drunken baby 113; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 657/633/1392 2011-11-18 (Bill 5) greycat, level 13 AT (HCTrendy) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 89/89/152 buffed stats: 130/115/207 -> 111/115/207 equipment: worn tophat, astral shirt, leather chaps, fledges, Cape, Iron Beta skills: all intrinsics: chapped legs, all kung fu familiar: 25-pound scarecrow (black greaves) wand: check HP 271/271; MP 53/245 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam delevel 8/8; I take 8 (HP 215/215; MP 53/245) 1: attack miss; fam hits 22(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 2: attack crit 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+42)(+3); fam hits 19(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 3: attack crit 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+42)(+3); fam hits 17(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 8 4: attack miss; fam hits 18(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 5: attack crit 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+42)(+3); fam hits 12(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: delevel 6/6; she misses 1: attack miss; fam hits 16(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she steals 17 MP 2: attack miss; fam hits 12(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 3: attack miss; fam hits 15(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 4: attack miss; fam hits 16(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she steals 16 MP 5: attack miss; fam hits 18(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 6: attack miss; fam hits 20(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 7: water pipe bomb 56 & water bomb blocked; fam hits 19(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 8: water bomb 68 & water bomb 71; fam hits 24(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 9: attack miss; fam hits 17(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 10: attack miss; fam hits 12(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 11: attack miss; fam hits 13(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 12: attack miss; fam hits 20(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 13: attack miss; fam hits 12(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 14: attack miss; fam hits 14(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 15: attack miss; fam hits 19(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); she misses 16: attack miss; fam hits 14(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 8 17: attack crit 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+42)(+3); fam hits 12(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: fam delevels 12/12; Karma, Thwaitgold, suspenders, stats: 137/119/272 2011-11-22 (Bor 1) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCTrendy) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 153/98/98 buffed stats: 316/197/197 -> 316/206/206 equipment: full Brimstone, astral shirt, Iron Beta skills: a lot familiar: 21-pound sombrero (lead necklace) wand: check HP 711/711; MP 187/351 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 709/711; MP 187/368) 1: attack 124(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 3 2: attack 122(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 2 3: attack 127(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 3 4: attack 124(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 1: attack 114(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 2 2: attack 116(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 124 3: attack 113(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 3 4: attack 115(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 135 5: attack crit 128(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 2 6: attack 120(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 3 7: attack 117(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 2 8: attack 117(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 1042/487/519 2011-11-29 (Bor 8) darkgreycat, level 11 DB (SCB) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/91/151 buffed stats: 117/123/192 -> 127/133/208 equipment: worn tophat, ASCII, didgeridooka, bullet-proof cord, Juju, Iron Beta, fangs skills: a lot intrinsics: Trickster familiar: 7-pound scarecrow (pin-stripe) wand: check HP 281/347; MP 31/379 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 10 (HP 271/281; MP 31/397) 1: face stab 16 -9 att -9 def; she misses 2: attack 78(+30); she misses 3: attack 78(+30); she misses 4: attack 76(+30); she misses 5: attack crit 112(+30); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 1: face stab 18 -9 att -9 def; she misses 2: attack 74(+30); fam blocks 3: attack crit 120(+30); I take 10 4: attack 83(+30); she misses 5: attack 82(+30); she misses 6: attack 71(+30); fam blocks 7: attack 84(+30); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, whiskey, substats: 631/637/1416 2011-12-27 (Boozember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/149/92 buffed stats: 117/209/107 -> 117/224/117 equipment: reinforced headband, ASCII shirt, electric crutch, pilgrim shield, distressed denims, Juju, fangs, navel ring skills: a lot intrinsics: Omphalo, Trickster familiar: 25-pound sandworm (w/ feast) wand: check HP 425/425; MP 213/604 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 15 (HP 338/338; MP 213/645) 1: geyser blocked; I take 15 2: geyser 167/cold; I take 17 3: geyser 169/cold; feast 9/sleaze; I take 16 4: geyser 164/cold; feast 7/stench; fam gains pound; first form down familiar: 26-pound sandworm (w/ feast) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 20 (HP 280/338; MP 132/645) 1: geyser 169/hot; feast 7/cold; I take 20 2: geyser 164/cold; feast 6/hot; I take 19 3: geyser 167/cold; I take 19 4: geyser 167/cold; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 529/1195/506 2011-12-30 (Boozember 7) (Feast of Boris, not that it's relevant) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 148/86/87 buffed stats: 332/146/129 -> 239/138/111 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, black greaves, Juju, fangs, navel ring skills: a lot intrinsics: Omph, Volcano God familiar: 34-pound sandworm (feast) wand: check HP 567/984; MP 50/316 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 564/632; MP 50/302) 1: attack 120(+25); I take 3 2: attack 122(+25); feast 16/cold; I take 2 3: attack 121(+25); feast 12/hot; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP (HP 591/632; MP 47/302) 1: attack crit 136(+25); navel zoom 2: attack 108(+25); I take 2 3: attack 113(+25); navel zoom 4: attack 100(+25); feast 14/cold; navel zoom 5: attack 120(+25); navel +14 MP; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 1293/589/588 2012-01-04 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 87/90/151 buffed stats: 128/119/264 -> 114/114/188 equipment: worn tophat, ASCII shirt, cactus quill, wicker shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, Cape of Goblin skills: all but 2 Kloop familiar: 25-pound Scarecrow (spangly) wand: check HP 361/361; MP 206/251 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 263/263; MP 206/244) 1: shieldbutt blocked; she steals 16 MP 2: shieldbutt blocked; I take 15 3: shieldbutt 28 +23 -5 att; I take 13 4: shieldbutt 25 +26 -5 att; I take 11 5: shieldbutt 37 +27 -5 att; fam blocks 6: shieldbutt blocked; I take 10 7: shieldbutt blocked; I take 11 8: shieldbutt 30 +20 -5 att; I take 8 9: shieldbutt 27 +29 -5 att; fam blocks 10: shieldbutt 39 +28 -5 att; she steals 16 MP 11: shieldbutt 38 +34 -5 att; I take 6 12: shieldbutt blocked; I take 8 13: shieldbutt 24 +21 -5 att; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 170/263; MP 134/244) 1: noodles blocked; she steals 18 MP 2: noodles entangle; she struggles 3: stringozzi 64 poison 32; she struggles 4: shieldbutt 33 +22 -5 att; poison 16; she struggles 5: shieldbutt blocked; she breaks free; I take 10 6: shieldbutt blocked; I take 9 7: shieldbutt 32 +28 -5 att; poison 8; fam blocks 8: stringozzi blocked; I take 8 9: stringozzi blocked; I take 8 10: stringozzi 47 poison 23; I take 9 11: garter silently blocked & molotov 66/hot; poison 11; fam blocks 12: garter silently blocked & molotov 79/hot; poison 5; I take 10 13: garter heals 115 & tequila grenade blocked; poison 2; I take 10 14: stringozzi blocked; I take 10 15: stringozzi 53 poison 26; I take 8 16: water pipe bomb 55 poison 13 & (water pipe bomb not thrown); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Instant Karma; stainless steel suspenders; substats: 118/120/289 2012-01-07 (Dougtember 7) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=??) raw stats: 88/150/87 buffed stats: 123/180/112 -> equipment: reinforced headband, floral print shirt, pointed stick, pilgrim, bullet-proof cords, Juju, fangs, Iron Beta skills: a lot intrinsics: Trickster God familiar: 28-pound hipster (moustache) wand: check HP 499/499; MP 196/600 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 19 (HP 347/347; MP 196/639) 1: shieldbutt 50(+30) +40 -5 att; fam +2 moxie; I take 17 2: shieldbutt 52(+30) +24 -5 att; fam hits 121/sleaze; I take 16 3: shieldbutt 51(+30) +28 -5 att; fam heals 12 HP; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 22 (HP 314/347; MP 181/639) 1: shieldbutt 57(+30) +47 -5 att; fam +3 myst; she steals 16 MP 2: shieldbutt 56(+30) +37 -5 att; I take 20 3: shieldbutt 55(+30) +31 -5 att; I take 20 4: shieldbutt blocked; she steals 15 MP 5: shieldbutt blocked; I take 20 6: shieldbutt crit 92(+30) +42 -5 att; I take 18 7: shieldbutt blocked; I take 19 8: shieldbutt blocked; I take 18 9: shieldbutt blocked; I take 19 10: shieldbutt 60(+30) +36 -5 att; fam blocks; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, whiskey, substats: 123/286/125 2012-01-12 (Jarlsuary 4) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/89/90 buffed stats: 242/117/107 -> 210/126/117 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, lead pipe, sawblade shield, bullet-proof, badass, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all but 1 Kloop intrinsics: Red Neck familiar: 20-pound sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 580/580; MP 175/282 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 481/481; MP 175/299) 1: attack 81(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 79 2: attack crit 119(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack fumble -5; I take 6 4: attack 79(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 5: attack 69(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 6: attack 66(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 445/481; MP 175/299) 1: attack 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 2: attack 70(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 4: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 5: attack 69(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 10 MP 6: attack 68(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 7: attack 70(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 8: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); agua; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, skullcap, substats: 1040/463/510 2012-01-12 (Jarlsuary 4) lightgreycat, level 13 TT (SCBees) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 156/101/102 buffed stats: 245/138/133 -> 245/138/133 equipment: pith helmet, astral shirt, lead pipe, pilgrim, distressed denim, pirate fledges, Green Clover, Jr. skills: TS, eye, walrus claws, toss, sympathy, shieldbutt, hero, tao, ravioli shurikens, noodles, bandages, mortar shell, spirit of ravioli, stream, salve, saucestorm, intrinsic spiciness, overdeveloped, funk familiar: 30-pound Emilio mirror: check Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 496/503; MP 164/207) 1: attack 100(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam 21(+19); I take 6 2: attack 116(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack 106(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 4: attack 111(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 493/503; MP 176/207) 1: attack 84(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam 60; I take 8 2: attack 85(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack 80(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 4: attack fumble -2; fam 19/sleaze; I take 7 5: attack crit 120(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 6: attack 91(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam 20/sleaze; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: mirror; fam 35/sleaze Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 267/154/116 2012-01-15 (Jarlsuary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 151/90/92 buffed stats: 303/139/145 -> 243/130/127 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, lead pipe, Patriot, distressed denim, Juju, fangs, Iron Beta skills: a lot familiar: 38-pound sandworm (feast equipped, feasted) wand: check HP 756/756; MP 157/338 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 627/627; MP 157/323) 1: Toss 13; volcano god; feast 18/sleaze; I take 4 2: attack 117(+25); feast 13/cold; I take 4 3: attack 120(+25); feast 18/spooky; I take 4 4: attack fumble -1; she HEALS 111 5: attack crit 139(+25); I take 4 6: attack 122(+25); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 627/627; MP 167/323) 1: attack 110(+25); I take 4 2: attack 93(+25); I take 5 3: attack 105(+25); feast 15/cold; I take 5 4: attack 90(+25); feast 17/stench; I take 6 5: attack 110(+25); agua; second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, whiskey, substats: 1360/586/636 2012-01-17 (Frankuary 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCTrendy) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 90/89/152 buffed stats: 102/108/369 -> 97/104/338 equipment: Brimstone Beret, ASCII, didgeridooka, Brimstone Boxers, Legion necktie, fangs, Iron Beta skills: a lot familiar: 7-pound Scarecrow (pin-stripe) wand: check HP 245/245; MP 65/284 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 39; she misses 2: attack 49; she misses 3: attack 44; she misses 4: attack 46; she misses 5: attack 47; she misses 6: attack 52; she misses 7: attack 47; she misses 8: attack 41; she misses 9: attack 38; I take 6 (HP 232/238; MP 65/278) 10: attack fumble -15; she misses 11: attack crit 99; first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 50; fam blocks 2: attack 51; she misses 3: attack 42; she misses 4: attack 47; she HEALS 132 5: attack crit 85; she misses 6: attack 42; she misses 7: attack 40; I take 6 8: attack 55; she misses 9: attack 46; she misses 10: attack 53; she misses 11: attack 54; she misses 12: attack 42; I take 6 13: attack 53; she misses 14: attack 47; she misses 15: attack 46; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 632/643/1407 2012-01-26 (Starch 2) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (SCTrendy) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 92/90/159 buffed stats: 99/85/338 -> 89/94/353 equipment: Beret, grungy flannel, didgeridooka, Boxers, Lockenstock, Gaia, fangs skills: a lot familiar: 7-pound scarecrow (pin-stripe) wand: check HP 162/233; MP 9/201 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 53(+17); she misses 2: attack 47(+17); she misses 3: attack 50(+17); she misses 4: attack fumble -1; she misses (HP 161/199; MP 9/216) 5: attack 49(+17); she HEALS 76 6: attack 47(+17); she misses 7: attack 49(+17); fam blocks 8: attack crit 92(+17); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 42(+17); she misses 2: attack 45(+17); she misses 3: attack 42(+17); she misses 4: attack fumble -12; she misses 5: attack 52(+17); she misses 6: attack crit 92(+17); I take 4 7: attack 44(+17); fam blocks 8: attack 42(+17); she misses 9: attack crit 58(+17); she misses 10: attack 52(+17); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 661/661/1351 2012-02-04 (April 3) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/94/94 buffed stats: 232/116/116 -> 210/126/126 equipment: black helmet, astral shirt, black sword, black shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, pirate fledges, badass skills: all!! familiar: 14-pound sandworm wand: check HP 517/517; MP 114/202 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 6 (HP 475/475; MP 114/218) 1: attack 75(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 5 2: attack crit 79(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack 79(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 5 4: attack 79(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 5 5: attack crit 88(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); first form down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 447/475; MP 114/218) 1: tango 18/spooky -8 att -8 def; I take 8 2: attack 56(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 3: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 4: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 5: attack fumble -8; I take 8 6: attack 61(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 7: attack crit 104(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 8: attack 66(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 9: attack 63(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 10: attack 64(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); second form down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, shillelagh, substats: 907/445/417 2012-02-13 (Martinus 4) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCBees) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 95/154/94 buffed stats: 148/204/128 -> 129/204/128 equipment: star hat, yak anorak, Maxwell's hammer, Patriot shield, distressed denims, Juju, fangs, Yellow Moon skills: nearly all intrinsics: lightning god familiar: 26-pound hipster (moustache) mirror: check HP 387/387; MP 229/529 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 13 (HP 255/255; MP 229/529) 1: fettucini 133/spooky; fam +3 myst; I take 16 2: fettucini blocked; I take 16 3: fettucini crit 186/spooky; I take 14 4: throw shield 5: fettucini crit 182/spooky; fam heals 13 HP; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 19 (HP 203/255; MP 180/529) 1: throw shield; fam +3 moxie 2: fettucini crit 191/spooky; I take 18 3: fettucini 134/spooky; I take 18 4: fettucini blocked; I take 18 5: fettucini 137/spooky; I take 19 6: fettucini 144/spooky; fam heals 14 HP; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 1: indigo cup heals 51 HP & hand mirror; fam +3 mus Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 131/277/126 2012-02-17 (Martinus 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/86/85 buffed stats: 234/129/140 -> 212/129/128 equipment: beaded headband, Trusty, GAP, Juju, fans, Space Trip skills: Mighty Axing, Intimidating Bellow, Legendary Bravado, Big Lungs, Big Boned, Heroic Belch (30 fullness) intrinsics: Trickster God familiar: level 5 minstrel (sackbut) wand: ...? HP 489/497; MP 139/159 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she shimmers 1: attack 59(+30); I take 48 (HP 409/457; MP 139/159) 2: attack 54(+30); I take 46 3: attack 62(+30); I take 46 4: attack 56(+30); fam heals 9/7; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 59 (HP 275/457; MP 146/159) 1: blue balls 17/cold; she's frozen 2: attack 42(+30); she's unfrozen 3: attack 42(+30); I take 56 4: gas balloon blocked; I take 57 5: gas balloon pops; she's unconscious 6: attack crit 49(+30); she's unconscious 7: attack 35(+30); she's back up 8: indigo cup heals 91 9: attack 32(+30); she steals 11 MP 10: attack 34(+30); she HEALS 86 11: attack 28(+30); I take 57 12: attack 40(+30); I take 56 13: attack fumble -6; she steals 14 MP 14: attack fumble -10; I take 55 15: garter blocked; I take 59 16: garter heals 90; she steals 13 MP 17: attack 42(+30); fam heals 11/9; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: healed; I take 18 (HP 439/457; MP 159/159) 1: mighty axing 167(+15); he misses 2: mighty axing crit 198(+15); I take 19 3: mighty axing 157(+15); fam heals 7/9; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 19/6/14 2012-02-18 (Bill 1) lightgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 150/83/83 buffed stats: 277/93/176 -> 222/101/159 equiment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, Trusty, Brimstone Boxers, pirate fledges, Jr, stainless suspenders skills: Mighty Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Boned familiar: level 5 minstrel (crumhorn) HP 904/904; MP 91/33 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 17 (HP 805/805; MP 91/541) 1: attack 47; I take 24 2: cleave blocked; I take 24 3: blue balls blocked; I take 24 4: blue balls 20/cold; she's frozen 5: cleave 90; she's ready 6: cleave blocked; I take 23 7: cleave blocked; I take 24 8: cleave blocked; I take 23 9: cleave 85; I take 24 10: cleave 80; I take 23 11: cleave 120; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 29 (HP 607/805; MP 81/541) 1: blue balls blocked; I take 30 2: blue balls 14/cold; she's frozen 3: cleave blocked; she's ready 4: cleave blocked; I take 28 5: cleave 75; I take 29 6: cleave blocked; I take 28 7: cleave blocked; I take 27 8: cleave blocked; she HEALS 89 9: cleave 113; I take 29 10: indigo cup heals 161 11: cleave 113; I take 30 12: cleave 95; I take 28 13: cleave blocked; I take 28 14: cleave 105; I take 28 15: attack 30; I take 27 16: attack 33; I take 30 17: attack 33; I take 27 18: attack 27; I take 28 19: attack 30; I take 29 20: attack crit 49; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 37 (HP 768/805; MP 541/541) 1: bellow delevels 34/34; I take 26 2: cleave 102; I take 25 3: cleave 102; I take 26 4: cleave 110; I take 28 5: cleave 106; I take 28 6: cleave 110; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/12/17 2012-02-19 (Bill 2) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 149/86/86 buffed stats: 261/129/133 -> 239/129/120 equipment: pith helmet, Trusty, flowing hippy skirt, Juju, fangs, Space Trip skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Boned, Belch (29) intrinsics: Volcano God familiar: L5 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 506/506; MP 159/159 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she shimmers; I take 38 (HP 466/466; MP 159/159) 1: blue balls 12/cold; she's frozen 2: attack 102(+25); she's ready 3: attack 96(+25); I take 43 4: attack 100(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she bulges; I take 50 (HP 403/466; MP 159/159) 1: blue balls blocked; I take 50 2: blue balls blocked; I take 53 3: blue balls 16/cold; she's frozen 4: attack crit 93(+25); she's ready 5: attack 79(+25); I take 51 6: bellow blocked; I take 52 7: cleave 126(+25); I take 52 8: attack 75(+25); I take 52 9: attack 75(+25); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 19 (HP 447/466; MP 159/159) 1: cleave 210(+13); I take 18 2: cleave 198(+13); I take 19 3: cleave 249(+13); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 21/12/10 2012-02-21 (Bill 4) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 149/86/86 buffed stats: 261/133/154 -> equipment: pith, sea scrubs, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Juju, fangs skills: Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (19) intrinsics: Volcano God familiar: L5 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 906/906; MP 603/603 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 24 (HP 866/866; MP 603/603) 1: attack 88(+25); I take 28 2: attack 99(+25); I take 27 3: cleave 138(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 33 (HP 810/866; MP 603/603) 1: attack 66(+25); she steals 10 MP 2: bellow delevels 61/61 +stun 3: attack 132(+25); she bulges 4: attack 79(+25); I take 33 5: attack crit 108(+25); I take 30 6: attack crit 81(+25); I take 32 7: attack crit 102(+25); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 40 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 223(+13); I take 19 3: cleave 206(+13); I take 20 4: cleave 228(+13); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 43/14/13 2012-02-21 (Bill 4) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/87/98 buffed stats: 261/113/134 -> 199/113/119 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proofs, Yellow Moon, fledges, bottle opener belt buckle skills: Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Girth, Boned, Chronic (24) intrinsics: Red Neck familiar: L5 Clancy (sackbut) HP 476/476; MP 101/153 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 52 (HP 364/364; MP 101/153) 1: cleave 88; buckle hits 4; I take 56 2: cleave 100; I take 56 3: cleave blocked; she HEALS 109 4: cleave crit 148; I take 61 5: cleave blocked; I take 59 6: cleave blocked; I take 59 7: cleave blocked; I take 61 8: cleave blocked; I take 60; I lose. buffed stats: 222/113/134 -> 199/113/119 HP 405/405; MP 65/153 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 52 (HP 353/364; MP 65/153) 1: cleave 94; I take 57 2: cleave 106; buckle hits 3; I take 60 3: cleave blocked; I take 60 4: cleave 94; I take 61 5: cleave crit 146; buckle hits 3; Clancy heals 8/11; form 1 down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she steals 18 MP 1: poultice heals 98; she steals 11 MP 2: cleave blocked; I take 69 3: poultice blocked; I take 70 4: poultice blocked; she HEALS 1 (heh) 5: poultice blocked; I take 69 6: poultice blocked; I take 69; I lose. equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proofs, Yellow Moon, fledges, Iiti Kitty buffed stats: 222/113/134 -> 199/113/119 HP 405/405; MP 87/153 (buffed) Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 52 (HP 353/364; MP 87/153) 1: cleave 112(+15); I take 61 2: cleave blocked; I take 60 3: cleave 88(+15); I take 61 4: poultice blocked; I take 56 5: poultice heals 112; I take 60 6: cleave blocked; I take 58 7: poultice blocked; I take 60 8: poultice blocked; I take 60; I lose. buffed stats: 222/113/134 -> 199/113/119 HP 405/405; MP 80/153 (buffed) Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 49 (HP 356/364; MP 80/153) 1: cleave blocked; I take 59 2: cleave crit 131(+15); I take 59 3: cleave blocked; I take 56 4: cleave blocked; I take 56 5: cleave crit 131(+15); I take 56 6: poultice heals 95; she HEALS 142 7: poultice heals 83; I take 60 8: cleave 112(+15); she HEALS 121 9: cleave blocked; I take 58 10: poultice heals 97; I take 59 11: cleave 112(+15); I take 60 12: poultice heals 82; I take 60 13: poultice heals 103; I take 59 14: cleave 88(+15); I take 57 15: cleave 100(+15); Clancy heals 12/10; form 1 down Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 67 (HP 70/364; MP 60/153) 1: red pixel potion heals 101; I take 68 2: red pixel potion heals 105; I take 66 3: poultice heals 105; I take 68 4: macrame net 91 -10 att -8 def 5: macrame net 94 -9 att -10 def 6: macrame net blocked; I take 61 7: macrame net blocked; I take 61 8: poultice blocked; I take 58; I LOSE GGAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK!!!!! buffed stats: 222/113/134 -> 199/113/119 HP 405/405; MP 93/153 (buffed) Fight 5, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 1: cleave 76(+15); I take 59 (HP 305/364; MP 88/153) 2: cleave blocked; I take 58 3: cleave blocked; I take 60 4: cleave blocked; I take 57 5: run fails; I take 61 6: run fails; I take 59 7: run fails; I take 56; I lose buffed stats: 222/113/134 -> 199/113/119 HP 405/405; MP 92/153 (buffed) Fight 6, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 1: cleave 117(+15); I take 57 2: cleave blocked; I take 60 3: cleave 117(+15); she steals 11 MP 4: cleave crit 131(+15); Clancy heals 11/7; form 1 down Fight 6, Form 2: 0: I take 71 (HP 195/364; MP 73/153) 1: macrame net 90 -10 att -10 def 2: macrame net 97 -9 att -8 def 3: cleave blocked; I take 57 4: cleave blocked; I take 60 5: cleave 104(+15); I take 60 6: poultice heals 117; I take 60 7: double-ice blocked; I take 56 8: poultice heals 99; I take 56 9: double-ice 139/cold +stun 10: cleave blocked; I take 61 (HP 1/364; MP 68/153) 11: cleave 74(+30); I take 56; I lose. buffed stats: 222/113/134 -> 199/113/119 HP 405/405; MP 95/153 (buffed) Fight 7, Form 1: 0: I take 50 (HP 355/364; MP 95/153) 1: double-ice 139/cold +stun 2: cleave blocked; she HEALS 118 3: cleave 82(+30); I take 60 4: cleave 88(+30); I take 61 5: cleave blocked; I take 60 6: cleave blocked; I take 60 7: cleave crit 137(+30); Clancy heals 7/9; form 1 down Fight 7, Form 2: 0: I take 71 (HP 58/364; MP 89/153) 1: double-ice 139/cold +stun 2: poultice blocked; I take 66; I lose. I FUCKING SURRENDER. I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE HER. I WILL POWER LEVEL. 2012-02-22 (Bill 5) greycat, level 14 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 186/120/126 buffed stats: 270/146/166 -> 242/146/147 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges, Iiti skills: Chronic (25), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Girth, Boned intrinsics: Red Neck familiar: L5 Clancy (sackbut) HP 492/492; MP 75/146 (buffed) Fight 8, Form 1: 0: I take 36 (HP 441/441; MP 75/146) 1: double-ice 149/cold +stun 2: attack 81(+30); I take 41 3: attack 81(+30); I take 42 4: attack 80(+30); Clancy heals 9/13; form 1 down Fight 8, Form 2: 0: I take 51 (HP 324/441; MP 88/146) 1: double-ice blocked; I take 50 2: double-ice blocked; I take 50 3: double-ice blocked; I take 55 4: double-ice 149/cold +stun 5: attack 56(+30); I take 55 6: massage oil blocked; I take 54 7: massage oil heals 381 +stun 8: attack 68(+30); I take 53 9: attack crit 75(+30); I take 55 10: attack 60(+30); she HEALS 139 11: attack 62(+30); I take 54 12: attack crit 82(+30); I take 52 13: attack 62(+30); Clancy heals 12/9; form 2 down Fight 8, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 67 (HP 374/441; MP 146/146) 1: double-ice 121/cold +stun 2: bellow delevels 33/33; I take 46 3: cleave 146(+16); I take 46 4: cleave crit 155(+16); I take 51 5: cleave 146(+16); Clancy heals 10/12; form 3 down! Thwaitgold, substats: 32/13/15 2012-02-23 (Bill 6) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 150/85/85 buffed stats: 233/134/161 -> 211/134/149 equipment: reinforced headband, ASCII, Trusty, GAP, juju, astral mask, fangs skills: Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned intrinsics: Volcano God familiar: L5 Clancy (sackbut) HP 495/495; MP 88/164 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 35 (HP 456/456; MP 88/164) 1: blue balls 19/cold; she's suffering 2: attack 74(+25); she's ready 3: attack 82(+25); I take 41 4: attack 72(+25); I take 43 5: attack crit 82(+25); Clancy heals 10/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 51 (HP 349/456; MP 100/164) 1: blue balls 16/cold; she's suffering 2: attack crit 64(+25); she's ready 3: attack 40(+25); I take 50 4: attack 34(+25); I take 50 5: indigo cup heals 91 6: attack 44(+25); I take 51 7: attack 42(+25); she steals 13 MP 8: attack 44(+25); I take 52 9: attack 32(+25); I take 54 10: attack 40(+25); I take 52 11: attack 40(+25); Clancy heals 11/13; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 61 (HP 395/456; MP 164/164) 1: Bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 240(+13); I take 27 3: cleave 248(+13); he misses 4: cleave 188(+13); Clancy heals 9/9; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 36/17/13 2012-02-25 (Bill 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 149/86/89 buffed stats: 261/133/159 -> 239/133/146 equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, Trusty, bullet-proof, Juju, fangs, astral mask skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Bellow, Lungs, Girth, Boned intrinsics: Volcano God familiar: L4 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 883/906; MP 140/603 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals MP (HP 866/866; MP 127/603) 1: broadside blocked; I take 31 2: broadside blocked; I take 32 3: broadside smack; she's reeling 4: bellow delevels 28/28; she's reeling 5: attack 129(+25); she's reeling 6: attack 133(+25); she's at attention 7: attack 132(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 39 (HP 794/866; MP 126/603) 1: broadside blocked; I take 37 2: broadside smack; she's reeling 3: bellow blocked; she's reeling 4: attack 111(+25); she's reeling 5: attack 102(+25); she's at attention 6: attack 100(+25); I take 38 7: attack 97(+25); I take 36 8: attack 99(+25); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals; I take 45 (HP 821/866; MP 603/603) 1: broadside smack; he's at attention; I take 48 2: bellow develes 33/33; I take 35 3: cleave 168(+13); I take 33 4: cleave 196(+13); I take 34 5: cleave 162(+13); I take 33 6: cleave 168(+13); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 36/14/19 2012-02-27 (Bor 2) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 150/86/88 buffed stats: 273/143/145 -> 251/143/132 equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, Trusty, distressed denim, Juju, fangs, Iron Beta skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned intrinsics: Volcano God familiar: level 3 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 927/927; MP 235/573 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 32 (HP 888/888; MP 235/573) 1: attack 126(+25); I take 36 2: attack 122(+25); I take 37 3: attack 124(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 41 (HP 804/888; MP 247/573) 1: attack 114(+25); I take 42 2: attack 115(+25); I take 43 3: attack 113(+25); I take 41 4: attack 117(+25); I take 41 5: attack 118(+25); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 49 (HP 839/888; MP 573/573) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 2: cleave 252(+13); I take 29 3: cleave 252(+13); I take 28 4: cleave 254(+13); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 40/19/9 2012-02-27 (Bor 2) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/91/95 buffed stats: 309/110/152 -> 286/110/138 equipment: wreath of laurels, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Yellow Moon, Iiti Kitty skills: Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Girth, Boned, Belch, More to Love, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 587/587; MP 96/135 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 28 (HP 546/546; MP 96/135) 1: attack 121(+15); I take 38 2: attack crit 123(+15); she HEALS 134 3: attack 119(+15); she steals 18 MP 4: attack 121(+15); Clancy heals 19/16; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 46 (HP 490/546; MP 94/135) 1: double-ice 159/cold +stun 2: attack 113(+30); I take 44 3: attack 111(+30); I take 47 4: attack crit 120(+30); I take 44 5: attack 114(+30); Clancy heals 18/18; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals; I take 54 (HP 492/546; MP 135/135) 1: bellow delevels 33; I take 40 2: cleave 159(+8); I take 41 3: cleave 168(+8); I take 40 4: cleave 159(+8); I take 43 5: cleave 181(+8); Clancy heals 17/15; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 28/18/13 2012-03-03 (Bor 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 150/90/93 buffed stats: 272/147/151 -> equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, Trusty, bullet-proof, Juju, fangs, Nickel Gamma skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (25) intrinsics: Volcano God familiar: L3 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 925/925; MP 229/617 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 23 (HP 886/886; MP 229/617) 1: attack 125(+25); I take 27 2: attack 126(+25); I take 28 3: attack 126(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP (HP 862/886; MP 226/617) 1: attack 117(+25); I take 35 2: attack 113(+25); I take 35 3: attack crit 119(+25); I take 33 4: attack 117(+25); I take 33 5: attack 116(+25); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 41 (HP 845/886; MP 617/617) 1: bellow delevels 67 +stun 2: cleave 207(+13); I take 20 3: cleave 213(+13); I take 23 4: cleave 213(+13); I take 22 5: cleave 235(+13); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 40/7/22 2012-03-04 (Bor 8) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/87/87 buffed stats: 313/98/141 -> 283/106/123 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, rusty chain necklace skills: Chronic (0), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Girth, Boned, Belch (0), More to Love, Barrel Chested familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 594/594; MP 50/103 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 32 (HP 540/540; MP 50/106) 1: attack 117; I take 46 2: attack crit 125; I take 49 3: attack 117; I take 46 4: attack 118; Clancy heals 12/14; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 55 (HP 364/540; MP 64/106) 1: double-ice 158/cold +stun 2: attack 105; I take 57 3: attack 111; she HEALS 95 4: attack fumble -3; I take 53 5: attack fumble -10; I take 53 6: attack 113; I take 55 7: boombox blocked; I take 56 8: boombox blocked; I take 56 9: attack 112; I take 54; I lose buffed stats 306/106/136 -> 283/106/123 HP 582/582; MP 64/106 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 41 (HP 540/540; MP 64/106) 1: attack crit 126; I take 47 2: attack crit 125; I take 45 3: attack 118; I take 49 4: attack 119; Clancy heals 14/16; form 1 down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 56 (HP 366/540; MP 80/106) 1: double-ice 158/cold +stun 2: attack 108; I take 56 3: attack 105; I take 54 4: attack fumble -6; I take 57 5: attack 113; I take 57 6: attack 113; she steals 14 MP 7: attack 114; Clancy heals 15/12; form 2 down Fight 2, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 67 (HP 473/650; MP 106/106) 1: bellow delevels 33/33; I take 52 2: cleave crit 192; I take 53 3: cleave 169; I take 50 4: cleave 178; I take 51 5: cleave 165; Clancy heals 15/15; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 26/16/18 2012-03-05 (Petember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (SCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 151/89/91 buffed stats: 261/137/126 equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, Trusty, black greaves, Juju, rusty chain, fangs skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned intrinsics: volcano god familiar: L3 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 931/931; MP 59/567 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 36 (HP 895/931; MP 59/567) 1: attack 131(+25); I take 36 2: attack 129(+25); I take 36 3: attack 130(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 45 (HP 808/931; MP 70/567) 1: attack 121(+25); I take 42 2: attack 120(+25); I take 43 3: attack 124(+25); I take 44 4: attack crit 124(+25); I take 44 5: attack 124(+25); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 53 (HP 878/931; MP 567/567) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 2: cleave 248(+13); I take 30 3: cleave 252(+13); I take 31 4: cleave crit 267(+13); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 41/12/15 2012-03-08 (Petember 4) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/88/87 buffed stats: 288/106/135 -> 265/106/122 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Iiti Kitty, Zinc Delta skills: Chronic (25), Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (25), More to Love, Barrel Chested familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 524/524; MP 63/146 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 43 (HP 481/483; MP 63/146) 1: attack 111(+15); I take 47 2: attack 112(+15); she HEALS 125 3: attack 109(+15); I take 49 4: attack 102(+15); I take 47 5: attack 105(+15); Clancy heals 12/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 59 (HP 301/483; MP 75/146) 1: double-ice blocked; she HEALS 1 2: double-ice blocked; I take 55 3: double-ice blocked; I take 56 4: double-ice 154/cold +stun 5: attack 84(+30); she steals 15 MP 6: attack 90(+30); I take 56 7: massage oil heals 349 +stun 8: attack fumble -9; she steals 11 MP 9: attack fumble -10; she HEALS 140 10: attack 96(+30); I take 57 11: attack 87(+30); I take 59 12: attack 93(+30); Clancy heals 14/20; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 65 (HP 418/483; MP 146/146) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 206(+8); I take 37 3: cleave 183(+8); I take 39 4: cleave crit 255(+8); I take 40 5: cleave 192(+8); Clancy heals 15/10; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 29/12/18 2012-03-09 (Petember 5) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/85/86 buffed stats: 302/111/142 -> equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: chronic (30), Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More to Love, Barrel familiar: L7 Clancy (sackbut) HP 549/549; MP 93/111 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 33 (HP 510/510; MP 93/111) 1: attack 116; I take 45 2: attack 117; I take 46 3: attack 117; I take 46 4: attack 120; Clancy heals 12/13; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 53 (HP 340/510; MP 106/111) 1: double-ice 157/cold +stun 2: attack 106; I take 52 3: attack 112; I take 51 4: attack crit 118; I take 51 5: attack 103; I take 52 6: attack 113; Clancy heals 17/10; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 359/0; I take 61 (HP 449/510; MP 111/111) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 197; I take 36 3: cleave 183; I take 33 4: cleave crit 219;I take 36 5: cleave 219; I take 36 6: cleave crit 261; Clancy heals 10/14; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 40/10/10 2012-03-12 (Petember 8) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/89/90 buffed stats: 293/116/148 -> 271/116/135 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Iron Beta, fledges skills: Chronic (30), Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More to Love, Barrel familiar: L7 Clancy (sackbut) HP 533/533; MP 54/156 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 30 (HP 494/494; MP 54/156) 1: attack 114; she HEALS 59 2: attack 116; I take 42 3: attack 113; I take 44 4: attack 116; Clancy heals 15/14; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 379/494; MP 68/156) 1: double-ice 155/cold +stun 2: attack 103; I take 50 3: attack 100; I take 49 4: attack 97; I take 50 5: attack 91; she HEALS 140 6: attack 92; I take 53 7: attack 91; she HEALS 72 8: attack 102; Clancy heals 17/17; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 300/71; I take 64 (HP 430/494; MP 156/156) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 167; I take 33 3: cleave 176; I take 34 4: cleave 212; I take 33 5: cleave 176; I take 33 6: cleave 185; Clancy heals 14/13; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 33/8/18 2012-03-13 (Carlvember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/85/85 buffed stats: 303/112/141 -> equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Iron Beta, fledges skills: Chronic (30), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More to Love, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 551/551; MP 47/112 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 34 (HP 512/512; MP 47/112) 1: attack 117; I take 44 2: attack 120; I take 45 3: attack 121; I take 43 4: attack crit 127; Clancy heals 12/20; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 350/512; MP 67/112) 1: double-ice 158/cold +stun 2: attack crit 116; I take 54 3: attack 113; I take 54 4: attack fumble -4; I take 50 5: attack 112; I take 53 6: attack fumble -6; I take 52 7: attack crit 117; Clancy heals 13/13; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 422/32; I take 62 (HP 450/512; MP 112/112) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 194; I take 35 3: cleave 221; I take 32 4: cleave crit 263; I take 35 5: cleave crit 230; I take 35 6: cleave 185; Clancy heals 10/10; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/11/12 2013-03-16 (Carlvember 4) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/87/88 buffed stats: 292/113/145 -> 270/113/131 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Chronic (30), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More to Love, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 531/531; MP 54/153 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 33 (HP 492/492; MP 54/153) 1: attack 116; I take 45 2: attack 113; she steals 16 MP 3: attack 114; I take 46 4: attack crit 116; Clancy heals 11/19; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 55 (HP 365/492; MP 57/153) 1: double-ice blocked; I take 52 2: double-ice 155/cold +stun 3: attack 92; I take 55 4: attack 98; I take 53 5: attack 93; I take 53 6: attack 93; I take 54 7: attack 100; Clancy heals 18/20; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 376/76; I take 64 (HP 428/492; MP 153/153) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: broadside stun/shrugged; I take 34 3: cleave 197; I take 35 4: cleave 192; I take 32 5: cleave 210; I take 36 6: cleave 165; I take 35 7: cleave 170; Clancy heals 17/16; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 35/13/12 2012-03-17 (Carlvember 5, SSPD) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/85/87 buffed stats: 295/112/144 -> 272/112/131 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, fledges, Iron Beta skills: Chronic (11), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (11), More to Love, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 537/537; MP 93/152 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 38 (HP 495/495; MP 93/152) 1: attack fumble -4; I take 43 2: attack 125; I take 46 3: attack 122; I take 44 4: attack 125; I take 42 5: attack 125; Clancy heals 11/14; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 54 (HP 282/495; MP 107/152) 1: double-ice blocked; I take 54 2: double-ice 156/cold +stun 3: broadside blocked; I take 50 4: broadside smack; she's reeling 5: attack crit 123; she's reeling 6: attack 114; she's reeling 7: attack 119; she's at attention 8: attack 118; Clancy heals 19/18; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 298/37; I take 63 (HP 432/495; MP 152/152) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 204; I take 34 3: cleave 217; I take 34 4: cleave 199; I take 35 5: cleave 199; I take 32 6: cleave 231; Clancy heals 12/19; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 26/14/19 2012-03-20 (Carlvember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/87/87 buffed stats: 304/113/143 -> 281/113/130 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Throw, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 553/553; MP 28/113 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 39 (HP 512/512; MP 28/113) 1: attack 125; I take 45 2: attack 126; I take 44 3: attack crit 133; I take 43 4: attack fumble -4; I take 43 5: attack crit 132; Clancy heals 15/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 50 (HP 308/512; MP 40/113) 1: double-ice blocked; I take 51 2: double-ice 158/cold +stun 3: attack 119; I take 50 4: attack 120; I take 51 5: attack 122; I take 52 6: attack 122; Clancy heals 14/11; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 394/62; I take 62 (HP 450/512; MP 113/113) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave crit 261; I take 36 3: cleave crit 253; I take 35 4: cleave 198; I take 35 5: cleave 216; I take 35 6: cleave 239; Clancy heals 17/14; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 30/12/17 2012-03-23 (Porktober 3) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/84/84 buffed stats: 290/106/135 -> 267/106/122 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, fledges, badass belt skills: Chronic (25), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Throw, Luck, Impatience, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (25), More, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 528/528; MP 102/146 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 486/486; MP 102/146) 1: attack 121; I take 49 2: attack 119; I take 49 3: attack 119; I take 47 4: attack 121; Clancy heals 18/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 58 (HP 310/486; MP 114/146) 1: double-ice 155/cold +stun 2: attack 114; I take 57 3: attack 116; I take 57 4: attack 117; I take 57 5: attack 113; Clancy heals 19/10; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 328/22; I take 69 (HP 417/486; MP 146/146) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 226; I take 37 3: cleave 208; I take 35 4: cleave 208; I take 37 5: cleave 199; I take 39 6: cleave 199; I take 39 7: cleave 190; Clancy heals 16/14; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 32/15/13 2012-03-26 (Porktober 6) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/86/87 buffed stats: 292/112/143 -> equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all Boris skills (fullness 25) familiar: L8 clancy (sackbut) HP 531/531; MP 94/152 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 32 (HP 492/492; MP 94/152) 1: attack 121; I take 47 2: attack 123; she HEALS 118 3: attack 123; I take 45 4: attack 121; I take 46 5: attack fumble -8; I take 46 6: attack 121; Clancy heals 19/13; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 53 (HP 275/492; MP 107/152) 1: double-ice blocked; I take 51 2: double-ice blocked; I take 51 3: double-ice blocked; I take 55 4: double-ice 155/cold +stun 5: garter blocked; I take 52 6: garter heals 106; I take 54 7: gas balloon pops; she's unconscious 8: attack 117; she's unconscious 9: attack 113; she's unconscious 10: attack 117; she's up 11: attack 116; Clancy heals 18/19; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 356/26; I take 62 (HP 430/492; MP 152/152) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcating blow 290; I take 33 3: cleave 197; I take 34 4: cleave crit 272; I take 33 5: cleave 188; I take 34 6: cleave 188; he misses 7: cleave 183; Clancy heals 12/16; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 28/15/16 2012-03-29 (Boozember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) raw stats: 149/85/85 buffed stats: 277/111/145 -> 255/111/133 equipment: reinforced headband, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all Boris (25 fullness) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 544/544; MP 90/151 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 38 (HP 505/505; MP 90/151) 1: attack 117; I take 44 2: attack 113; I take 43 3: attack 115; I take 45 4: attack crit 139; Clancy heals 10/17; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 341/505; MP 107/151) 1: attack 108; I take 52 2: attack 99; I take 50 3: attack 100; she steals 17 MP 4: attack 99; she steals 15 MP 5: attack 102; I take 53 6: attack 104; Clancy heals 10/16; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 309/60; I take 62 (HP 443/505; MP 151/151) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcating 290; I take 34 3: cleave crit 295; I take 34 4: cleave 197; I take 30 5: cleave 210; I take 31 6: cleave 170; he misses 7: cleave 197; Clancy heals 18/15; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 41/11/9 2012-04-01 (Boozember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/86/86 buffed stats: 277/112/147 -> 255/112/134 equipment: Boris's Helm, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all Boris (25 fullness) familiar: L9 Clancy (sackbut) HP 504/504; MP 93/152 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 34 (HP 465/465; MP 93/152) 1: attack crit 150; I take 49 2: attack crit 150; I take 47 3: attack 130; Clancy heals 16/17; Helm restores 9 MP; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 394/465; MP 105/152) 1: attack crit 147; I take 57 2: attack 125; I take 55 3: attack 127; I take 55 4: attack crit 151; she HEALS 74 5: attack 123; I take 58 6: attack crit 136; Clancy heals 22/15; Helm restores 10 MP; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 274/22; I get initiative 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcate 290; I take 37 3: cleave 241; he misses 4: cleave 255; I take 33 5: cleave 265; I take 36 6: cleave 252; Clancy heals 23/21; Helm restores 9 MP; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 33/15/12 2012-04-01 (Boozember 4) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/85/84 buffed stats: 289/111/144 -> 266/111/131 equipment: Boris's Helm, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: chronic (30), Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More, Barrel familiar: L9 Clancy (sackbut) HP 525/526; MP 51/111 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 42 (HP 483/485; MP 51/111) 1: attack 137; I take 49 2: attack 138; I take 47 3: attack crit 139; Clancy heals 22/18; Helm restores 8 MP; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 58 (HP 359/485; MP 77/111) 1: attack crit 134; I take 58 2: attack 128; I take 59 3: attack 129; I take 59 4: attack 130; I take 59 5: attack 128; Clancy heals 19/17; Helm restores 9 MP; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 342/8; I take 68 (HP 417/485; MP 111/111) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 255; I take 36 3: cleave 257; I take 35 4: cleave 264; I take 38 5: cleave 264; Clancy heals 13/18; Helm restores 10 MP; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 30/16/14 2012-04-04 (Boozember 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/88/87 buffed stats: 370/136/206 -> 281/114/130 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all Boris (25 fullness) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 672/672; MP 106/136 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 18 MP (HP 512/512; MP 88/114) 1: attack 127; she steals 18 MP 2: attack 125; I take 44 3: attack crit 138; I take 46 4: attack 126; Clancy heals 14/10; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 50 (HP 394/512; MP 80/114) 1: attack 122; I take 53 2: attack fumble -1; I take 51 3: attack 119; I take 52 4: attack fumble -2; I take 50 5: attack crit 140; I take 52 6: attack 120; I take 50 7: attack 120; Clancy heals 18/16; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 411/18; I take 61 (HP 451/512; MP 114/114) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 239; I take 34 3: bifurcating 276; I take 35 4: cleave 212; I take 32 5: cleave 216; I take 35 6: cleave 212; I take 32 7: cleave crit 288; Clancy heals 16/19; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 28/15/16 2012-04-05 (Boozember 8) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/88/89 buffed stats: 415/145/183 -> 271/114/133 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gama, fledges skills: Axing, Cleave, Ferocity, Broadside, Pythons, Throw, Luck, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Girth, Boned, Belch (25), More, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 753/753; MP 100/185 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 (HP 494/494; MP 100/154) 1: attack 123; I take 41 2: attack 122; I take 45 3: attack 122; I take 44 4: attack 122; Clancy heals 16/17; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 50 (HP 340/494; MP 117/154) 1: broadside blocked; I take 52 2: broadside blocked; I take 49 3: broadside blocked; I take 49 4: broadside knocks her silly; she's reeling 5: attack 117; she's reeling 6: attack 114; she's reeling 7: attack 117; she's at attention 8: attack 116; I take 50 9: attack 117; I take 51 10: attack 119; Clancy heals 14/16; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 391/31; I take 60 (HP 434/494; MP 154/154) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 194; I take 35 3: cleave 189; I take 34 4: cleave 225; I take 34 5: cleave crit 287; I take 33 6: cleave 216; Clancy heals 12/10; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 29/15/15 2012-04-07 (Dougtember 2) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/87/85 buffed stats: 385/135/180 -> 271/113/128 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all Boris (25 fullness) familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 589/699; MP 104/175 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 15 (HP 494/494; MP 104/153) 1: attack 121; she HEALS 76 2: attack 123; I take 45 3: attack crit 138; I take 45 4: attack fumble -4; I take 45 5: attack 125; Clancy heals 12/13; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 377/494; MP 117/153) 1: attack 115; I take 52 2: attack 117; I take 52 3: attack 114; I take 52 4: attack 118; I take 52 5: attack crit 138; Clancy heals 13/14; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 312/22; I take 63 (HP 431/494; MP 153/153) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcating 290; I take 35 3: cleave 189; I take 34 4: cleave 189; I take 35 5: cleave 194; I take 35 6: cleave 216; I take 35 7: cleave 207; Clancy heals 11/14; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 29/18/13 2012-04-10 (Dougtember 5) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/87/86 buffed stats: 392/135/187 -> 266/113/134 equipment: Boris's Helm, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all Boris skills (25 fullness) familiar: L7 Clancy (sackbut) HP 711/711; MP 97/135 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 (HP 485/485; MP 97/113) 1: attack 137; I take 49 2: attack 138; I take 47 3: attack crit 160; Clancy heals 15/12; Helm restores 9 MP; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 56 (HP 356/485; MP 113/113) 1: attack 129; I take 54 2: attack 130; I take 58 3: attack 131; I take 58 4: attack crit 156; I take 54 5: attack 130; Clancy heals 18/13; Helm restores 10 MP; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 335; I take 66 (HP 419/485; MP 113/113) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 267; I take 34 3: cleave 266; I take 34 4: cleave 255; I take 36 5: cleave 255; I take 37 6: cleave 257; Clancy heals 13/18; Helm restores 10 MP; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 31/13/16 2012-04-13 (Dougtember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/92/90 buffed stats: 362/141/181 -> 258/118/139 equipment: reinforced headband, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all Boris (30 fullness) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 697/697; MP 77/181 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 (HP 510/510; MP 77/158) 1: attack 117; I take 42 2: attack 114; I take 41 3: attack 114; I take 42 4: attack 117; Clancy heals 17/10; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 48 (HP 364/510; MP 87/158) 1: attack 111; I take 50 2: attack 99; I take 50 3: attack 99; I take 49 4: attack 110; I take 47 5: attack crit 135; I take 47 6: attack 111; Clancy heals 12/15; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 377/56; I take 60 (HP 450/510; MP 158/158) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcating 290; I take 29 3: cleave 195; I take 28 4: cleave 191; I take 32 5: cleave 204; I take 32 6: cleave 204; I take 32 7: cleave 173; Clancy heals 14/19; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 31/17/11 2012-04-19 (Jarlsuary 6) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/95/91 buffed stats: 353/112/140 -> equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, black greaves, fledges, Nickel Gamma, astral mask skills: all Boris (30 fullness) familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 641/641; MP 103/112 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 35 (HP 515/515; MP 103/121) 1: attack 125; I take 40 2: attack 126; I take 44 3: attack crit 139; I take 41 4: attack 127; Clancy heals 9/11; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 357/515; MP 114/121) 1: attack 121; she HEALS 121 2: attack 120; she HEALS 63 3: attack 119; I take 50 4: attack 120; I take 52 5: attack 123; I take 48 6: attack crit 132; I take 51 7: attack 120; Clancy heals 9/10; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 350; I take 60 (HP 455/515; MP 121/121) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcating 290; he misses 3: cleave 213; I take 32 4: cleave 213; I take 30 5: cleave 209; I take 34 6: cleave 209; I take 29 7: cleave 200; Clancy heals 12/8; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 33/11/15 2012-04-21 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/86/86 buffed stats: 362/134/181 -> 255/112/134 equipment: Boris's Helm, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all Boris (30 fullness) familiar: L9 Clancy (sackbut) HP 657/657; MP 81/174 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 26 (HP 465/465; MP 81/152) 1: attack 131; she HEALS 62 2: attack 133; I take 46 3: attack 132; I take 49 4: attack 133; Clancy heals 17/21; Helm restores 8; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 58 (HP 339/465; MP 110/152) 1: attack 125; I take 58 2: attack 122; I take 55 3: attack fumble -2; she steals 12 MP 4: attack 124; I take 59 5: attack 123; I take 59 6: attack crit 146; Clancy heals 18/22; Helm restores 10; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 341/22; I take 69 (HP 396/465; MP 152/152) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: bifurcating 290; I take 38 3: cleave 241; I take 34 4: cleave 255; I take 37 5: cleave 258; I take 36 6: cleave 266; Clancy heals 13/21; Helm restores 10; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/11/13 2012-05-05 (Starch 6) greycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/90/89 buffed stats: 367/140/175 -> 277/117/134 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Orange Star, fledges skills: all Boris except bifurcating (30 fullness) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 666/666; MP 65/180 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 504/504; MP 65/157) 1: attack 125; I take 41 2: attack 126; I take 42 3: attack 125; I take 43 4: attack 126; Clancy heals 18/17; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 353/504; MP 82/157) 1: attack 117; I take 53 2: attack 119; I take 49 3: attack 121; I take 50 4: attack 117; I take 52 5: attack 119; I take 52 6: attack 119; Clancy heals 20/12; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 387/63; I take 63 (HP 441/504; MP 157/157) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 231; I take 34 3: cleave 231; I take 33 4: cleave 195; I take 34 5: cleave 195; I take 32 6: cleave 231; I take 34 7: cleave 204; Clancy heals 16/15; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 30/16/13 2012-05-09 (April 2) lightgreycat, level 13 S (SCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/152/90 buffed stats: 126/220/113 -> equipment: reinforced headband, sea salt scrubs, lead pipe, pilgrim shield, black greaves, chintzy saucepan, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: TS, Eye, Walrus Claws, Sympathy, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Hero, Tao, Ravioli, Noodles, Bandages, Cannon, Mortar, Ravioli, Salsaball, Stream, Salve, Saucestorm, Intrinsic, Immaculate, Overdeveloped, Funk familiar: 23-pound Emilio (pumpkin bucket) wand: check HP 662/662; MP 208/860 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 16 (HP 632/632; MP 208/820) 1: shieldbutt 48 +39 -5 att; ppb does 10; I take 14 2: shieldbutt 45 +32 -5 att; fam does 16(+15); she steals 17 MP 3: shieldbutt crit 81 +29 -5 att; fam does 15/stench; I take 12 4: shieldbutt 53 +48 -5 att; fam heals 20/20; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 615/632; MP 191/820) 1: shieldbutt 48 +32 -5 att; fam does 17/stench; I take 18 2: shieldbutt crit 61 +27 -5 att; fam does 17/stench; ppb does 9; I take 17 3: shieldbutt 52 +24 -5 att; ppb does 5; I take 15 4: shieldbutt 40 +44 -5 att; fam does 17/sleaze; I take 16 5: shieldbutt 41 +39 -5 att; I take 15 6: shieldbutt 50 +46 -5 att; ppb does 10; she bulges; I take 19 7: shieldbutt 38 +24 -5 att; fam does 17(+17); ppb does 6; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains pound; Karma; substats: 131/279/124 2012-05-14 (April 7) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 154/95/94 buffed stats: 210/150/118 -> 200/149/128 equipment: reinforced headband, sea scrubs, lead pipe, OPS, bullet-proof cords, Juju, fangs, Nickel Gamma skills: all except Volcanometeor familiar: 24-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) intrinsics: Trickster God wand: check HP 990/990; MP 169/768 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 896/896; MP 169/746) 1: face stab 16 -9 att -9 def; I take 4 2: attack crit 111(+30); I take 3 3: attack 72(+30); I take 3 4: attack 72(+30); I take 3 5: attack 76(+30); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 25-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 888/896; MP 159/746) 1: face stab 16 -9 att -9 def; I take 3 2: attack crit 113(+30); I take 3 3: attack 57(+30); feast 9/hot; I take 3 4: attack 62(+30); I take 4 5: attack 64(+30); I take 4 6: attack 56(+30); I take 4 7: attack 56(+30); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 1196/507/495 2012-06-02 (Bor 2) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (HCO) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/90/92 buffed stats: 255/116/104 -> 228/116/104 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, lead pipe, snake shield, bullet-proof, Iron Beta, headhunter necklace, rusty chain necklace skills: all Slime, all Hodgman, 4 Gnomes (not Hardigness), Clobber, Hide, Eye, Hide, Claws/Walrus, LTS, Toss, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt, Shieldbutt, Wisdom, Hero, Tao, Noodles, Cannon, Ravioli, Flavour, Stringozzi, Stream, Salve, Immaculate, Suckerpunch, Overdeveloped, Funk intrinsics: peppermint, iron palms familiar: 19-pound sombrero (sugar shield) wand: check! HP 522/522; MP 93/235 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 473/473; MP 93/242) 1: attack 81(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 2: attack 88(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 5 3: attack 86(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 4: attack 87(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 18 MP (HP 455/473; MP 75/242) 1: attack 61(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 2: attack 68(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 3: attack 61(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 4: attack 63(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 5: attack 61(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 106 6: attack crit 97(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 7: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 6 8: attack 74(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 9: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains a pound (20-lb sombrero) Karma, 3 Air, plexiglass pikestaff; substats: 1006/472/496 2012-06-08 (Bor 8) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/90/91 buffed stats: 275/145/139 -> 240/144/126 equipment: pith helmet, sea scrubs, lead pipe, OPS, bullet-proof, Juju, fangs, Iron Beta skills: all but PvP & volcanometeor intrinsics: Trickster God, garlic familiar: 35-pound well-fed sombrero (moveable feast) wand: check HP 1104/1104; MP 51/760 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 932/932; MP 51/738) 1: attack 104(+30); feast 12/hot; I take 3 2: attack 96(+30); I take 3 3: attack 103(+30); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 928/932; MP 61/738) 1: attack 72(+30); I take 3 2: attack fumble -13; I take 4 3: attack 92(+30); feast 10/phys; I take 3 4: attack 92(+30); I take 4 5: attack 75(+30); feast 12/stench; I take 3 6: attack 87(+30); I take 4 7: attack 90(+30); fam gains pound; form 2 down familiar: 36-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 1325/596/606 2012-07-08 (Boozember 6) greybobcat, level 13 DB (noob) raw stats: 99/101/171 buffed stats: 197/105/233 -> 116/112/242 equipment: 'Fro Pick, wings of fire, Seeger's, Volartta's, chintzy disco, Bling of the New Wave, Wossname skills: suckerpunch, eye-poke, overdeveloped familiar: 5-pound sombrero (lead necklace) wand: check HP 220/220; MP 105/105 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 119/119; MP 105/112) 1: attack 44(+25); she misses 2: attack 45(+25); she misses 3: attack 35(+25); she steals 15 MP 4: attack 34(+25); she misses 5: attack 46(+25); she misses 6: attack 51(+25); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 119/119; MP 97/112) 1: attack crit 71(+25); she misses 2: attack 35(+25); she HEALS 98 3: attack 41(+25); she misses 4: attack 36(+25); she HEALS 143 5: attack 32(+25); she misses 6: attack 44(+25): I take 27 7: attack 37(+25); she misses 8: attack 38(+25); she steals 13 MP 9: attack 34(+25); she misses 10: attack 40(+25); she misses 11: attack 50(+25); she misses 12: attack 51(+25); she misses 13: attack 31(+25); fam gains a pound; form 2 down familiar: 6-pound sombrero (lead necklace) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substats: 350/321/604 (level 14) 2012-07-10 (Boozember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Platypus) (MCD=0) raw stats: 152/89/89 buffed stats: 270/116/139 -> same equipment: reinforced headband, makeshift cape, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all Boris (30 fullness) familiar: L8 Clancy (crumhorn) HP 532/532; MP 82/116 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 38 (HP 494/532; MP 82/116) 1: attack 112; I take 42 2: attack 113; I take 38 3: attack crit 128; she steals 14 MP 4: attack 112; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 46 (HP 377/532; MP 68/116) 1: attack 105; she HEALS 105 2: attack 101; I take 48 3: attack 101; I take 46 4: attack 99; I take 46 5: attack 105; I take 46 6: attack crit 126; I take 47 7: attack crit 119; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals me; I take 58 (HP 474/532; MP 116/116) 1: shout delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave crit 273; I take 28 3: cleave 157; I take 31 4: cleave 153; I take 30 5: cleave 172; I take 31 6: cleave 157; I take 28 7: cleave 168; I take 30 8: cleave 168; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 33/16/17 2012-07-15 (Dougtember 5) greycat, level 18 SC (HCNP) (Wombat) (annoy=10) raw stats: 306/193/194 buffed stats: 360/203/204 equipment: reinforced headband, makeshift cape, Spades Jacket, Sledgehammer, six-rainbow, black greaves, Claw of the Infernal Seal, pledge pin, Iron Beta skills: ALL! familiar: 10-pound baby sandworm intrinsics: Spirit of Peppermint wand: check HP 850/850; MP 199/355 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 845/850; MP 199/355) 1: attack 149; she misses 2: attack 147; she misses 3: attack 149; fam drops agua; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 846/850; MP 199/355) 1: attack crit 150; I take 5 2: attack crit 157; I take 5 3: attack 145; I take 4 4: attack 145; I take 4 5: attack crit 147; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: shillelagh, substats: 829/378/369 2012-07-18 (Dougtember 8) greybobcat, level 14 TT (SCNP) (Wombat) (annoy=1) raw stats: 193/118/127 buffed stats: 280/152/170 -> 240/152/170 equipment: wool hat, sea scrubs, Flameface's cloak, Flail of Seven, keg shield, black greaves, astral mask, Garter of Poacher, Wossname skills: Toss, Headbutt, Skin, Sympathy, Shieldbutt familiar: 11-pound sombrero (lead necklace) wand: check HP 748/848; MP 134/552 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 (HP 736/765; MP 134/552) 1: attack 84; I take 14 2: attack 80; I take 14 3: attack 74; I take 15 4: attack 85; I take 14 5: attack 84; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 684/765; MP 134/552) 1: attack 58; she HEALS 58 2: attack 68; I take 21 3: attack 54; I take 20 4: attack 54; I take 20 5: attack 67; she steals 16 MP 6: attack 56; I take 21 7: attack crit 106; I take 19 8: attack crit 108; I take 18 9: attack 68; I take 19 10: attack crit 108; fam gains pound; form 2 down familiar: 12-pound sombrero (lead necklace) Fight 1, Form 3: substats: 864/406/507 2012-07-19 (Jarlsuary 1) greycat, level 16 SC (HCNP) (Platypus) (MCD=11) raw stats: 249/162/162 buffed stats: 311/178/189 equipment: reinforced headband, grungy flannel, barskin cloak, lead pipe, snake shield, black greaves, Claw Infernal, chintzy seal, Orange Star skills: ALL! intrinsics: iron palms, cayenne wand: check familiar: 21-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 667/677; MP 124/314 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 662/667; MP 124/314) 1: attack 126; I take 4 2: attack 124; I take 4 3: attack 127; she HEALS 56 4: attack 124; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 662/667; MP 124/314) 1: attack 120; I take 5 2: attack 117; she steals 17 MP 3: attack crit 131; I take 6 4: attack 121; I take 5 5: attack 121; I take 5 6: attack 120; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: stainless shillelagh, substats: 1105/491/454 2012-07-28 (Frankuary 2) greybobcat, level 13 PM (SCNP post-ronin) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 107/163/100 buffed stats: 168/228/144 -> 131/212/134 equipment: reinforced headband, sea scrubs, makeshift cape, Staff Soupbone, kickback, square sponge, Purple Horseshoe, Blue Diamond, Wossname skills: sympathy, spaghetti spear, shurikens, noodles, bandages, cannon, mortar shell, chronic (full=1) familiar: 21-pound potato (sugar shield) wand: check HP 631/631; MP 307/757 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 29 (HP 574/574; MP 307/733) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: mortar 115/phys; she struggles 3: mortar 124/sleaze; she struggles 4: mortar 125/phys; I take 34 5: mortar crit 140/phys; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 39 (HP 516/574; MP 273/733) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: mortar 118/stench; she struggles 3: mortar 126/sleaze; fam blocks 4: mortar 123/cold; fam blocks 5: mortar 124/cold; I take 37 6: mortar 120/hot; fam gains pound Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substats: 172/256/131 2012-08-02 (Frankuary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/94/95 buffed stats: 237/145/125 -> 211/135/125 equipment: mesh cap, red wings, goth shirt, lead pipe, OPS, bullet-proof, Juju, fangs, Iron Beta skills: all but volcanometeor familiar: 14-pound sombrero (moveable feast) intrinsics: cayenne, iron palms, volcano god wand: check HP 611/611; MP 67/370 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 487/487; MP 67/333) 1: attack 117(+36); I take 4 2: attack 95(+36); I take 5 3: attack 108(+36); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 483/487; MP 67/333) 1: attack 96(+36); feast 7/phys; I take 6 2: attack 90(+36); I take 5 3: attack miss; I take 6 4: attack 69(+36); she HEALS 112 5: attack 74(+36); I take 6 6: attack miss; I take 5 7: attack 91(+36); feast 3/phys; I take 5 8: attack miss; feast 5/phys; I take 5 9: attack 73(+36); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 932/430/414 2012-08-03 (Frankuary 8) greybobcat, level 13 AT (SCNP post-ronin) () (annoy=off) raw stats: 97/94/170 buffed stats: 108/123/221 -> 117/133/228 equipment: Sombrero De Lopez, sea scrubs, vampire cape, Trikitixa, leather chaps, Wossname, Blue Diamond, Purple Horseshoe skills: sympathy, noodles, sing familiar: 18-pound sombrero (sugar shield) wand: check HP 541/541; MP 110/523 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 520/520; MP 110/533) 1: attack 56; she misses 2: attack 57; I take 19 3: attack 65; I take 20 4: attack crit 76; cape heals 8; she misses 5: attack 62; she misses 6: attack 58; she misses 7: attack fumble -11; she HEALS 95 8: attack fumble -3; she misses 9: attack 59; she misses 10: attack 61; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 19-pound sombrero (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 475/520; MP 110/533) 1: attack 70; she misses 2: attack 62; she HEALS 112 3: attack 50; she HEALS 58 4: attack 56; I take 20 5: attack 56; she misses 6: attack 64; she misses 7: attack 70; she misses 8: attack 67; she misses 9: attack 50; she misses 10: attack 66; she misses 11: attack 66; she misses 12: attack 66; she steals 11 MP 13: attack 60; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma; substats: 436/491/1286 (moxie day, post-ronin) 2012-08-12 ( greybobcat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 156/94/98 buffed stats: 306/110/168 -> 274/119/148 equipment: reinforced headband, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Green Clover, pirate fledges skills: Axing, Bellow, Bravado, Girth, Boned, Belch (fullness 30), More to Love, Barrel Chested, Indigestion familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 597/597; MP 94/110 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 29 (HP 539/539; MP 94/119) 1: attack 113; I take 36 2: attack 117; she steals 15 MP 3: attack 114; I take 36 4: attack 114; Clancy heals 10/11; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 46 (HP 431/539; MP 90/119) 1: attack 98; I take 43 2: attack fumble -9; I take 43 3: attack 94; I take 46 4: attack 96; I take 44 5: attack 105; I take 44 6: attack 104; she HEALS 132 7: attack 94; I take 46 8: attack 103; I take 43 9: attack 98; Clancy heals 18/11; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 408/18; I take 53 (HP 486/539; MP 119/119) 1: bellow delevels 33/33; I take 41 2: axing 119; I take 40 3: axing 115; I take 39 4: axing 126; I take 39 5: axing 111; I take 42 6: axing 123; Clancy heals 14/19; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 38/17/6 2012-08-17 (April 6) greycat, level 13 AT (HCFist) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/99/153 buffed stats: 130/121/195 -> 120/121/195 equipment: fuzzy montera, Diamonds jacket, leather chaps, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma, tap shoes skills: EVERY SINGLE ONE! (unless zombie made a new one...) (drunk=11) familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) intrinsics: garlic, all Kung Fu wand: check HP 342/342; MP 112/240 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP (HP 223/223; MP 95/240) 1: drunken baby 96; fam hits 30; she misses 2: drunken baby 97; fam hits 30; I take 5 3: drunken baby blocked; she misses 4: drunken baby blocked; she misses 5: drunken baby blocked; she misses 6: drunken baby 100; fam hits 30; she misses 7: attack miss; fam hits 33; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 208/223; MP 95/240) 1: noodles blocked; I take 9 2: noodles blocked; I take 10 3: noodles blocked; I take 8 4: noodles entangle; fam hits 26; she struggles 5: face stab blocked; she struggles 6: face stab blocked; she struggles 7: face stab blocked; I take 10 8: face stab blocked; I take 10 9: face stab 17 -9 att -9 def; fam hits 25; she steals 16 MP 10: drunken baby blocked; I take 6 11: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 12: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 13: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 14: drunken baby 95; fam hits 21; she misses 15: drunken baby blocked; I take 7 16: drunken baby 95; fam hits 25; she misses 17: drunken baby 98; fam hits 37; she misses 18: drunken baby 99; fam hits 26; I take 8 19: drunken baby blocked; I take 8 20: drunken baby blocked; I take 6 21: drunken baby 98; fam hits 30; fam gains pound; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: campfire heals 4/4; Karma; Thwaitgold; stainless suspenders substats: 127/124/274 2012-08-18 (April 7) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (SCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/90/91 buffed stats: 291/124/129 -> equipment: pith helmet, red wings, astral mace, OPS, flowing hippy skirt, Juju, fangs, pledge pin skills: infectious, sprint, distracting, meat shields, master's voice familiar: ??-pound reagnimated gnome (lung) intrinsics: volcano god wand: check(?) HP 384/384; Horde 50 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 361/361; Horde 50) 1: meat shields blocked; she HEALS 1 2: meat shields up; minion blocks 3: attack 141(+36); minion blocks 4: attack 140(+36); minion blocks 5: attack 139(+36); minion blocks; good brain drops; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 63 (HP 298/361; Horde 45) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 62 2: meat shields blocked; I take 62 3: meat shields blocked; I take 63 4: meat shields blocked; I take 59 5: meat shields up; minion blocks 6: indigo cup heals 72; minion blocks 7: attack crit 138(+36); fam blocks; minion blocks 8: attack 134(+36); fam blocks; minion blocks 9: attack 133(+36); minion blocks 10: attack 135(+36); minion blocks; good brain drops; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks him 1: indigo cup heals 72; minion blocks 2: attack 122(+24); minion blocks 3: attack 124(+24); minion blocks 4: attack 125(+24); fam blocks; minion blocks 5: attack 125(+24); fam blocks; minion blocks 6: attack 124(+24); fam blocks; minion blocks 7: attack 119(+24); fam blocks; minion blocks 8: attack 122(+24); minion blocks; form 3 down Thwaitgold; no karma; substats: 47/13/9 2012-08-20 (Martinus 1) greybobcat, level 13 AoB (HCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 154/95/96 buffed stats: 295/120/171 -> 271/120/156 equipment: reinforced headband, grungy flannel, makeshift cape, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, pirate fledges, Green Clover skills: Axing, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Girth, Boned, Belch (30 fullness), More to Love, Barrel Chested familiar: level 8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 577/577; MP 62/120 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 22 (HP 534/534; MP 62/120) 1: attack crit 116; she HEALS 102 2: attack crit 111; I take 24 3: attack 99; I take 23 4: attack 97; I take 24 5: attack 101; Clancy heals 16/15; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 31 (HP 458/534; MP 77/120) 1: attack 77; I take 30 2: attack 85; I take 32 3: attack 82; I take 30 4: attack 85; I take 32 5: attack 84; I take 30 6: attack 76; she HEALS 122 7: attack 80; I take 31 8: attack 81; I take 30 9: attack 86; Clancy heals 16/20; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 275/23; I take 39 (HP 495/534; MP 120/120) 1: bellow delevels 33/33; I take 29 2: attack 90; I take 30 3: attack 90; I take 30 4: attack crit 106; I take 28 5: attack 89; I take 28 6: attack 88; I take 27 7: attack 90; I take 30 8: attack crit 93; Clancy heals 15/18; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 30/14/15 2012-08-22 (Martinus 3) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (SCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/89/90 buffed stats: 338/105/146 -> 315/105/132 equipment: pith helmet, red wings, Bludgeon, OPS, sponge pants, Juju, Nickel Gamma, fangs skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Meat Shields, Voice, Maestro familiar: 45-pound well-fed sombrero (moveable feast) intrinsic: volcano god HP 391/391; Horde 50 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 37 (HP 354/368; Horde 50) 1: meat shields up; minion blocks 2: attack 171(+36); feast 14/spooky; minion blocks 3: attack 169(+36); minion blocks; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 316/368; Horde 46) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 50 2: meat shields up; minion blocks 3: attack 164(+36); minion blocks 4: attack 165(+36); feast 18/stench; minion blocks 5: attack 163(+36); minion blocks; good brain drops; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 266/368; Horde 40) 1: attack 214(+24); feast 23/sleaze; minion blocks 2: attack 216(+24); minion blocks 3: attack 217(+24); feast 23/spooky; I take 63 4: attack 212(+24); feast 19/sleaze; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 44/18/16 2012-08-24 (Martinus 5) greycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Platypus) (MCD=off) raw stats: 157/97/101 buffed stats: 250/117/127 -> 227/117/111 equipment: mesh cap, astral mace, keg shield, distressed denim, pledge pin, Green Clover, pirate fledges skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Devour, Indefatigable, Skullcracker, Pounce (fullness 6/30), Distracting, Meat Shields familiar: 7-pound Disembodied Hand (spiked femur) HP 293/293; Horde 96 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 249/270; Horde 96) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 53 2: meat shields up; fam hits 15; minion blocks 3: attack crit 67(+6); Skullcracker stun; fam hits 23 (no minion lost) 4: attack 63(+6); fam hits 18; minion blocks 5: attack 66(+6); fam hits 14; minion blocks 6: attack 65(+6); fam hits 19; minion blocks 7: devour blocked; minion blocks 8: devour blocked; minion blocks 9: devour heals 135; fam hits 13; minion blocks 10: attack 64(+6); fam hits 19; minion blocks; good brain drop; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 64 (HP 206/270; Horde 83) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 64 2: meat shields up; fam hits 20; minion blocks 3: devour blocked; minion blocks 4: devour blocked; minion blocks 5: devour heals 135; fam hits 18; I take 59 6: attack 50(+6); fam hits 23; minion blocks 7: attack 50(+6); fam hits 25; minion blocks 8: attack 48(+6); fam hits 16; minion blocks 9: attack crit 58(+6); fam hits 25; I take 64 10: devour blocked; I take 63 11: devour heals 135; fam hits 14; minion blocks 12: attack 47(+6); fam hits 16; minion blocks 13: attack 49(+6); fam hits 16; minion blocks 14: attack 49(+6); fam hits 16; minion blocks 15: attack 49(+6); fam hits 18; minion blocks; good brain drops; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 219/270; Horde 62) 1: pounce 143(+4); fam hits 17; minion blocks 2: pounce 163(+4); fam hits 17; minion blocks 3: pounce 140(+4); fam hits 17; minion blocks 4: pounce crit 142(+4); fam hits 17; minion blocks 5: pounce 142(+4); fam hits 19; minion blocks 6: pounce 147(+4); fam hits 18; minion blocks; form 3 down! Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 27/18/14 2012-08-29 (Bill 2) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/89/89 buffed stats: 240/98/118 -> 217/98/104 equipment: wool hat, astral mace, wicker shield, black greaves, Nickel Gamma, rusty chain necklace, pledge pin skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Devour, Indefatigable, Pounce (0/30), Meat Shields familiar: 1-pound ghost pickle (no equip) HP 430/430; Horde 52 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she drains MP (HP 395/395; Horde 52) 1: attack 67; fam hits 5; I take 59 2: meat shields blocked; I take 59 3: meat shields blocked; I take 59 4: meat shields up; fam misses; minion blocks 5: attack 64; fam misses; minion blocks 6: pounce blocked; minion blocks 7: pounce 170; fam hits 6; minion blocks 8: attack 63; fam misses; minion blocks 9: attack 64; fam misses; good brain drops; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 65 (HP 171/395; Horde 43) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 64 2: meat shields up; fam hits 4; minion blocks 3: devour heals 197; fam misses; minion blocks 4: pounce blocked; minion blocks 5: pounce blocked; minion blocks 6: pounce 153; fam delevels 1/1; I take 66 7: attack 46; fam misses; minion blocks 8: attack 51; fam hits 7; minion blocks 9: attack 51; fam hits 4; minion blocks 10: attack 46; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 11: attack 51; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 12: attack 49; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 13: attack 49; fam hits 5; I take 64 14: devour heals 197; fam misses; I take 64 15: attack 52; fam misses; minion blocks 16: attack 54; fam hits 6; good brain drops; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 307/395; Horde 19) 1: pounce 207; fam misses; minion blocks 2: pounce 185; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 3: attack crit 45 +stun; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 4: attack 36; fam misses; minion blocks 5: pounce 207; fam hits 6; minion blocks 6: pounce 182; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 7: pounce 216; fam hits 4; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 30/15/13 2012-08-29 (Bill 2) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/91/153 buffed stats: 167/140/301 -> 103/108/201 equipment: worn tophat, goth shirt, didgeridooka, leather chaps, Codpiece, Iron Beta, fledges skills: ALL familiar: 7-pound Scarecrow (pin-stripe) wand: check HP 363/363; MP 49/271 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 199/199; MP 49/219) 1: attack 46; she misses 2: attack 39; I take 10 3: attack 43; she misses 4: attack 40; she misses 5: attack 55; I take 10 6: attack 42; she misses 7: attack crit 58; she misses 8: attack 46; she misses 9: attack crit 60; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 (HP 165/199; MP 49/219) 1: face stab blocked; I take 12 2: face stab blocked; I take 13 3: face stab blocked; I take 14 4: face stab 16 delevel 9/9; I take 10 5: attack 49; I take 10 6: attack 45; I take 11 7: attack crit 86; she steals 17 MP 8: attack crit 78; I take 11 9: garter heals 103 & garter blocked; I take 10 10: attack crit 68; I take 11 11: attack 55; I take 10 12: attack 41; fam blocks 13: attack fumble -12; I take 9 14: attack 42; fam blocks 15: attack 40; I take 10 16: attack miss; she steals 12 MP 17: attack miss; I take 11 18: attack crit 76; she misses 19: attack miss; I take 9 20: attack miss; I take 11 21: attack crit 74; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: campfire heals 4/4; Karma; stainless suspenders; substats: 639/642/1396 2012-08-29 (Bill 2) greybobcat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off, ballroom song #1) raw stats: 158/93/96 buffed stats: 304/121/163 -> 280/121/148 equipment: wool hat, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Pink Heart, fledges skills: Axing, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Girth, Boned, Belch (30), More to Love, Barrel familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 553/553; MP 60/121 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 29 (HP 510/510; MP 60/121) 1: attack 116; I take 37 2: attack 117; I take 38 3: attack fumble -6; I take 36 4: attack 116; I take 35 5: attack 113; Clancy heals 10/13; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 42 (HP 335/510; MP 73/121) 1: attack 100; I take 44 2: attack 99; I take 43 3: attack 104; I take 46 4: attack 105; I take 46 5: attack 99; I take 45 6: attack 103; Clancy heals 13/17; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 386/31; I take 56 (HP 454/510; MP 121/121) 1: bellow delevels 34/34; I take 40 2: axing 123; I take 38 3: axing 114; I take 40 4: axing 118; I take 40 5: axing 129; I take 39 6: axing 114; I take 41 7: axing 127; Clancy heals 13/18; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 32/14/15 2012-09-02 (Bill 6) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/89/90 buffed stats: 235/105/115 -> 213/105/101 equipment: mesh cap, makeshift cape, bear arms, distressed denim, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Devour, Indefatigable, Pounce (21/30), Meat Shields, Voice familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 427/427; Horde 91 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 56 (HP 371/394; Horde 91) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 61 2: meat shields up; MAS delevels 1/1; minion blocks 3: attack fumble -7; MAS delevels 1/1; minion blocks 4: attack 60; MAS hits 10(+7); minion blocks 5: attack 61; MAS hits 6(+9); minion blocks 6: attack 60; MAS misses; minion blocks 7: attack 60; MAS hits 6(+7); minion blocks 8: attack 61; MAS misses; minion blocks 9: attack 63; MAS hits 10(+7); minion blocks; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 71 (HP 250/394; Horde 82) 1: meat shields up; MAS misses; minion blocks 2: attack 37; MAS hits 9(+9); minion blocks 3: pounce blocked; minion blocks 4: pounce blocked; I take 74 5: pounce blocked; minion blocks 6: pounce blocked; I take 72 7: devour heals 197; MAS hits 6(+7); I take 75 8: pounce blocked; minion blocks 9: pounce 106; MAS hits 9(+8); minion blocks 10: attack 36; MAS hits 8(+9); minion blocks 11: attack 39; MAS misses; minion blocks 12: attack 42; MAS delevels 1/1; minion blocks 13: attack 40; MAS hits 10(+7); minion blocks 14: attack 37; MAS delevels 1/1; minion blocks 15: attack 33; MAS hits 9(+10); I take 72 16: devour heals 197; MAS misses; minion blocks 17: attack 31; MAS delevels 1/1; I take 70 18: attack 40; MAS hits 6(+10); minion blocks 19: attack fumble -6; MAS delevels 1/1; minion blocks 20: attack 42; MAS delevels 1/1; minion blocks; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks 1: pounce 84; MAS misses; minion blocks 2: bear hug 20, heal 24, delevels 10/9; MAS delevels 2/2; minion blocks 3: pounce 116; MAS misses; minion blocks 4: pounce crit 118; MAS hits 7(+9); minion blocks 5: pounce 93; MAS hits 8(+7); minion blocks 6: pounce 121; MAS hits 5(+6); minion blocks 7: pounce 100; MAS hits 8(+9); I take 81 8: pounce 96; MAS hits 6(+6); minion blocks 9: pounce 95; MAS misses; I take 80 10: pounce 96; MAS misses; MAS gains pound; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 40/11/9 2012-09-03 (Bill 7) greycat, level 15 S (HCNP) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 111/200/114 buffed stats: 133/203/120 -> equipment: reinforced headband, Hearts jacket, makeshift cape, lead pipe, wonderwall shield, bullet-proof, pledge pin, fledges, Iron Beta skills: ALL intrinsice: cayenne familiar: 16-pound NPZR (sugar shield) wand: check HP 371/371; MP 312/497 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 17 MP (HP 352/352; MP 295/540) 1: geyser 123/cold; fam hits 15; I take 14 2: geyser 121/cold; fam steals 72 meat; I take 14 3: geyser 121/cold; fam delevels 4/4; she steals 16 MP 4: weapon 64(+64); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 307/352; MP 171/540) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: geyser 122/hot; fam hits 16; she struggles 3: geyser 122/cold; she struggles 4: geyser blocked; she breaks free; I take 17 5: geyser 123/cold; she HEALS 130 6: geyser 123/hot; fam steals 68 meat; I take 16 7: geyser 121/cold; fam steals 52 meat; I take 16 8: geyser 122/cold; fam steals 60 meat; CSA discount card; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: scarf, substats: 123/272/130 2012-09-09 (Bor 5) greycat, Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 155/94/93 buffed stats: 283/114/122 -> 260/114/108 equipment: mesh cap, makeshift cape, bear arms, distressed denim, Zinc Delta, pirate fledges, badass belt skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Devour, Indefatigable, Pounce (0/30), Meat Shields, Voice familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (astral mace) HP 459/459; Horde 76 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 49 (HP 410/425; Horde 76) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 58 2: meat shields up; fam hits 14; minion blocks 3: attack crit 144 +stun; fam hits 13; minion blocks 4: attack 138; fam hits 9; I take 60 5: attack 135; fam hits 11; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 70 (HP 241/425; Horde 72) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 68 2: meat shields blocked; I take 71 3: meat shields up; fam hits 13; minion blocks 4: devour heals 212; fam hits 13; minion blocks 5: attack crit 137; fam hits 13; minion blocks 6: attack 129; fam hits 8; I take 68 7: devour heals 212; fam hits 11; minion blocks 8: attack 131; fam hits 9; minion blocks 9: attack 133; fam hits 10; fire-starting kit, good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 425/425; Horde 56) 1: pounce 284; fam hits 11; minion blocks 2: meat shields re-up (typo); fam hist 12; I take 82 3: pounce 303; fam hits 12; minion blocks 4: pounce 318; fam hits 12; minion blocks 5: pounce 283; fam hits 10; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 28/13/17 2012-09-09 (Bor 5) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/93/90 buffed stats: 247/109/115 -> 224/109/101 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, black greaves, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Devour, Indefatigable, Pounce (13/30), Distracting, Meat Shields, Voice, Maestro familiar: 16-pound NPZR (pet sweater) HP 445/445; Horde 112 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 57 (HP 388/411; Horde 112) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 60 2: meat shields up; fam hits 16; minion blocks 3: attack 99; minion blocks 4: attack 108; fam hits 13; minion blocks 5: attack 99; fam heals 20; minion blocks 6: attack 100; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 72 (HP 295/411; Horde 106) 1: meat shields up; minion blocks 2: attack 78; fam hits 16; I take 71 3: attack 81; minion blocks 4: attack 81; fam delevels 5/5; minion blocks 5: attack 87; fam steals 54 meat; minion blocks 6: attack 97; fam steals 41 meat; minion blocks 7: attack 97; minion blocks 8: devour blocked; minion blocks 9: devour heals 205; fam hits 15; minion blocks 10: attack 97; fam delevels 4/4; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 411/411; Horde 92) 1: pounce crit 165; fam heals 30; I take 86 2: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +53 meat; fam steals 108 meat; I take 73 3: pounce 181; fam delevels 8/8; minion blocks 4: pounce crit 194; I take 67 5: devour heals 205; minion blocks 6: pounce 203; fam heals 30; I take 67 7: pounce 182; minion blocks 8: pounce 179; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 27/15/17 2012-09-13 (Petember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/93/94 buffed stats: 235/109/105 -> 213/109/105 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, distressed denim, Nickel Gamma, pledge pin, fledges skills: Infectious, Hunter's, Devour, Indefatigable, Skullcracker, Pounce (0/30), Distracting, Plague, Meat Shields, Voice, Maestro familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 427/427; Horde 79 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 59 (HP 368/394; Horde 79) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 63 2: meat shields up; fam misses; I take 60 3: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 4: meat shields ++; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 5: attack 91; fam hits 9(+6); I take 60 6: devour heals 197; fam misses; minion blocks 7: attack 91; fam delevels 1/1; she shimmers; I take 59 8: attack 61; fam hits 7(+8); minion blocks 9: attack 63; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 10: attack 55; fam hits 10(+8); minion blocks; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 343/394; Horde 67) 1: attack 70; fam misses; minion blocks 2: attack 72; fam hits 8(+10); minion blocks 3: attack 61; fam hits 10(+8); I take 71 4: attack 69; fam hits 9(+8); minion blocks 5: attack 73; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 6: attack 61; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 7: attack 69; fam misses; minion blocks 8: attack 69; fam misses; minion blocks 9: attack crit 85; fam hits 10(+9); minion blocks; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks 1: pounce 247; fam hits 7(+7); minion blocks 2: pounce 234; fam delevels 2/1; minion blocks 3: pounce 234; fam hits 5(+7); minion blocks 4: pounce 262; fam misses; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 27/16/15 2012-09-14 (Petember 2) greycat, level 17 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 290/195/194 buffed stats: 326/209/189 -> 345/228/208 equipment: orange peelhat, bat-ass, barskin cloak, Sledgehammer, six-rainbow, flowing hippy skirt, Aluminum Epsilon, pirate fledges, Claw of Infernal Seal skills: ALL intrinsics: cayenne familiar: 22-pound baby sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 598/726; MP 57/365 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 598/742; HP 57/397) 1: attack crit 171; she misses 2: attack 159; she HEALS 141 3: attack 159; she misses 4: attack crit 163; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 (HP 615/742; MP 57/397) 1: attack crit 166; I take 2 2: attack crit 159; I take 3 3: attack 153; I take 3 4: attack 151; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: shillelagh, substats: 1120/491/475 2012-09-14 (Petember 2) greybobcat, level 15 Boris (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 219/137/135 buffed stats: 404/159/206 -> 371/159/186 equipment: mesh cap, Trusty, bullet-proof, astral mask, Red Balloon, fledges skills: Chronic (30 full), Axing, Cleave, Bellow, Bravado, Lungs, Louder, Belch, Boned, More to Love, Barrel Chested familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 733/733; MP 115/199 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 674/674; MP 101/199) 1: attack 152; she misses 2: attack 153; I take 22 3: attack 154; Clancy heals 12/10; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 29 (HP 644/674; MP 111/199) 1: attack 149; I take 30 2: attack 149; I take 30 3: attack 151; she HEALS 112 4: attack 149; she HEALS 130 5: attack 148; I take 26 6: attack 150; Clancy heals 9/9; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 107/79; I take 37 (HP 637/674; MP 199/199) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 2: cleave 255; I take 20 3: cleave 257; I take 20 4: cleave 265; he misses 5: cleave 260; Clancy heals 13/15; form 3 down Thwaitgold, substats: 33/16/11 2012-09-16 (Petember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/93/92 buffed stats: 282/109/117 -> 259/109/103 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, bullet-proof, Nickel Gamma, pledge, fledges skills: Hunger 10, Anger 5, Master 10 (fullness 16/30) familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 498/498; Horde 79 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 55 (HP 443/463; Horde 79) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 61 2: meat shields blocked; I take 60 3: meat shields up; fam hits 6(+8); minion blocks 4: meat shields ++; fam hits 7(+10); minion blocks 5: attack 129; fam hits 10(+6); I take 63 6: attack 127; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 7: attack 127; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 73 (HP 204/463; Horde 73) 1: devour blocked; I take 72 2: devour blocked; minion blocks 3: devour heals 231; fam misses; minion blocks 4: attack 123; fam misses; minion blocks 5: attack 120; fam hits 7(+9); minion blocks 6: attack 120; fam misses; I take 69 7: attack 122; fam misses; minion blocks 8: attack 120; fam misses; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 294/463; Horde 64) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +52 meat; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 2: pounce 204; fam hits 6(+6); minion blocks 3: pounce 192; fam hits 5(+9); minion blocks 4: pounce 165; fam delevels 1/2; minion blocks 5: pounce 169; fam misses; minion blocks 6: pounce 188; fam delevels 2/2; I take 74 7: pounce 201; fam delevels 1/1; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 33/11/14 2012-09-19 (Petember 7) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/95/94 buffed stats: 282/111/120 -> 259/111/105 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, bullet-proof, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Hunger 10, Anger 6, Master 10 (fullness 26/30) familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 498/498; Horde 66 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 52 (HP 446/463; Horde 66) 1: meat shields blocked; I take 60 2: meat shields up; fam hits 9(+7); I take 60 3: meat shields ++; fam misses; minion blocks 4: attack 126; fam hits 8(+9); minion blocks 5: attack crit 135 +stun; fam hits 8(+8); minion blocks 6: attack 126; fam misses; minion blocks; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 346/463; Horde 59) 1: attack 121; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 2: attack 121; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 3: attack 123; fam delevels 1/1; I take 71 4: attack 121; fam hits 7(+10); minion blocks 5: attack 123; fam misses; minion bocks; water purification pills; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 85 (HP 190/463; Horde 55) 1: devour heals 231; fam delevels 2/2; minion blocks 2: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +52 meat; fam delevels 2/1; minion blocks 3: pounce 123; fam misses; minion blocks 4: pounce 118; fam hits 5(+6); I take 72 5: pounce 128; fam delevels 2/2; minion blocks 6: pounce 127; fam delevels 2/2; minion blocks 7: pounce 134; fam hits 9(+9); I take 70 8: pounce 133; fam delevels 2/2; I take 70 9: pounce 135; fam misses; minion blocks 10: pounce 134; fam hits 8(+5); minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 36/10/13 2012-09-22 (Carlvember 2) greybobcat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 156/87/90 buffed stats: 299/113/152 -> 275/113/139 equipment: beaded headband, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, fledges, Yellow Moon skills: Feasting 10, Shouting 10, Fighting 1, Chronic (fullness 9) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 584/584; MP 62/113 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 11 MP (HP 541/541; MP 51/113) 1: attack 122; I take 41 2: attack 122; I take 41 3: attack 125; I take 40 4: attack crit 132; Clancy heals 17/14; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 49 (HP 397/541; MP 65/113) 1: attack 117; I take 46 2: attack 119; I take 50 3: attack 121; I take 49 4: attack crit 124; I take 46 5: attack 120; Clancy heals 19/18; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 316/30; I take 56 (HP 485/541; MP 113/113) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 189; he misses 3: cleave 194; I take 30 4: cleave 189; I take 31 5: cleave 198; I take 29 6: cleave 216; Clancy heals 20/20; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 30/15/14 2012-09-23 (Carlvember 3) greycat, level 18 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 299/200/200 buffed stats: 457/213/223 -> 367/213/223 equipment: wreath of laurels, barskin cloak, asbestos apron, Sledgehammer, six-rainbow, Danglin' Chad, tube sock, Purple Horseshoe, fledges skills: ALL familiar: 23-pound sandworm (sugar shield) intrinsics: cayenne wand: check HP 1084/1084; MP 38/397 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 808/808; MP 38/397) 1: attack 163(+25); she misses 2: attack crit 169(+25); she misses 3: attack 163(+25); she misses; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 808/808; MP 38/397) 1: attack 158(+25); she misses 2: attack crit 167(+25); she misses 3: attack crit 167(+25); she misses 4: attack crit 170(+25); fam drops agua; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: CSA discount card, shillelagh, substats: 1104/520/494 2012-09-28 (Carlvember 8) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/96/94 buffed stats: 293/105/113 -> 270/105/98 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, black greaves, Nickel Gamma, pledge pin, rusty chain necklace skills: Hunger 10, Master 10, Anger 8 (fullness 6/30) familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 539/539; Horde 84 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 505/505; Horde 84) 1: meat shields up; fam hits 10(+9); minion blocks 2: meat shields ++; fam misses; I take 53 3: attack 131; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 4: attack 132; fam misses; minion blocks 5: attack 134; fam misses; (block???); good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 472/505; Horde 78) 1: attack 125; fam misses; minion blocks 2: attack 126; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 3: attack 125; fam misses; minion blocks 4: attack crit 133; fam hits 10(+10); minion blocks 5: attack 126; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 472/505; Horde 72) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +50 meat; fam delevels 2/1; minion blocks 2: pounce 281; fam hits 6(+9); minion blocks 3: pounce 281; fam hits 8(+5); minion blocks 4: pounce crit 297; fam delevels 2/1; minion blocks 5: pounce 278; fam misses; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 28/13/17 20120-09-30 (Porktober 2) greycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/90/91 buffed stats: 251/112/139 -> 229/112/125 equipment: mesh cap, vampire cape, bear arms, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Hunger 10, Master 8 (16/30 fullness) familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) HP 411/411; Horde 56 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 43 (HP 368/378; Horde 56) 1: meat shields up; fam hits 32; minion blocks 2: meat shields ++; fam hits 32; minion blocks 3: attack 102; fam hits 22; minion blocks 4: attack 112; fam hits 27; minion blocks 5: attack crit 118 +stun; cape heals 9; fam hits 25; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 378/378; Horde 49) 1: attack 93; fam hits 35; minion blocks 2: attack 82; fam hits 23; minion blocks 3: attack 94; fam hits 34; I take 56 4: attack 90; fam hits 39; minion blocks 5: attack 93; fam hits 37; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 322/378; Horde 45) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +68 meat; fam hits 23; minion blocks 2: pounce 167; fam hits 23; minion blocks 3: attack 71; fam hits 21; minion blocks 4: pounce 174; fam hits 20; minion blocks 5: attack 67; fam hits 18; minion blocks 6: pounce 149; fam hits 27; minion blocks 7: attack 67; fam hits 30; minion blocks 8: pounce 162; fam hits 27; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/10/13 2012-10-01 (Porktober 3) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 152/90/90 buffed stats: 290/97/111 -> 245/106/106 equipment: reinforced headband, bear arms, bullet-proof cords, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all zombie (fullness 8/30) familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 550/550; Horde 60 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 52 (HP 482/482; Horde 60) 1: meat shields up; fam hits 9(+8); minion blocks 2: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 3: meat shields ++; fam misses; minion blocks 4: attack 113; fam hits 6(+10); minion blocks 5: attack crit 125; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 6: attack 116; fam hits 6(+8); minion blocks 7: attack 117; fam misses; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 482/482; Horde 51) 1: attack 93; fam misses; minion blocks 2: attack 106; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 3: attack 94; fam misses; I take 59 4: attack 97; fam hits 9(+7); minion blocks 5: attack 99; fam misses; minion blocks 6: attack 106; fam misses; minion blocks; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 423/482; Horde 45) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 23/23 +67 meat; fam delevels 2/1; minion blocks 2: infectious bite; fam delevels 2/1; bite 9; I take 59 3: pounce 240; fam delevels 2/1; bite 9; minion blocks 4: pounce 223; fam delevels 2/1; bite 9; I take 59 5: pounce 214; fam hits 6(+6); bite 9; minion blocks 6: pounce 224; fam misses; bite 9; minion blocks 7: attack crit 99; fam misses; bite 17; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 33/16/12 2012-10-03 (Porktober 5) greybobcat, level 13 DB (BM) (heartbreak=off) raw stats: 90/89/152 buffed stats: 106/96/217 -> 101/104/207 equipment: 'Fro Pick, bronze breastplate, makeshift cape, Shagadelic, leather chaps, Sneaky Pete's breath spray, Green Clover, fledges skills: Suckerpunch, Overdeveloped, Disco Fever, Funk, Chronic (fullness 12), Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Pride familiar: 20-pound black cat wand: check HP 109/109; MP 16/96 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 104/104; MP 16/104) 1: attack 34; she misses 2: attack 32; she HEALS 64 3: attack 36; she misses 4: attack 33; she misses 5: attack 40; she misses 6: attack 41; she misses 7: attack 34; she misses 8: attack 40; she misses 9: attack crit 59; she misses 10: attack crit 41; she misses 11: attack 36; she misses 12: attack 35; I take 22 13: attack 37; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 22 (HP 60/104; MP 16/104) 1: macrame net & poultice cat-batted; she misses 2: macrame net & poultice cat-batted; she misses 3: macrame net blocked & poultice blocked; she misses 4: macrame net 90 -8 att -9 def & poultice heals 96 5: attack 34; she bulges :( 6: attack glancing 9; I take 23 7: macrame net 93 -9 att -8 def & poultice heals 117 8: attack 33; she misses 9: attack 33; she HEALS 136 :( 10: attack 39; she misses 11: attack 40; she misses 12: attack 33; she misses 13: attack 34; she misses 14: attack 37; she misses 15: attack 41; she misses 16: attack 40; she misses 17: attack 32; she misses 18: attack 32; she HEALS 128 :( 19: attack 35; she misses 20: attack 36; she misses 21: attack 39; she misses 22: attack 40; she misses 23: attack 37; she misses 24: attack crit 59; form 2 down! Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Boxers, substats: 53/62/136 2012-10-04 (Porktober 6) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Platypus) (MCD=11) raw stats: 360/239/239 buffed stats: 370/216/216 -> 360/239/239 equipment: none skills: ALL intrinsics: cayenne, all kung fu familiar: 21-pound sandworm wand: check HP 759/759; MP 213/377 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 720/270; MP 213/415) 1: attack 75(+57); she misses 2: attack 74(+57); she misses 3: attack 74(+57); she HEALS 144 4: attack 74(+57); she misses 5: attack 74(+57); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 720/720; MP 213/415) 1: attack 74(+57); she misses 2: attack 74(+57); she steals 11 MP 3: attack 74(+57); she misses 4: attack 74(+57); she HEALS 129 5: attack 74(+57); she steals 14 MP 6: attack 74(+57); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: shillelagh, substats: 1097/481/472 2012-10-07 (Boozember 1) greybobcat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/85/85 buffed stats: 306/111/140 -> 283/111/128 equipment: mesh cap, vampire cape, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: Feasting 10, Shouting 10, Fighting 3, chronic (fullness 10) familiar: level 8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 557/577; MP 108/111 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 39 1: attack 127; I take 46 2: attack crit 129 heal 14; I take 44 3: attack 128; I take 43 4: attack 128; Clancy heals 18/11; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 51 (HP 372/515; MP 111/111) 1: attack 123; I take 52 2: attack 120; I take 53 3: attack 124; I take 51 4: attack 123; I take 52 5: attack 121; Clancy heals 16/11; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 335; I take 63 (HP 452/515; MP 111/111) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 205; I take 35 3: cleave 205; I take 37 4: cleave 214; I take 37 5: cleave 192; I take 37 6: cleave 219; Clancy heals 12/14; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 27/17/15 2012-10-11 (Boozember 5) greybobcat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/86/87 buffed stats: 282/112/148 -> equipment: reinforced headband, Trusty, bullet-proof cords, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: Fighting 5, Shouting 10, Feasting 10, chronic (fullness 30) familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 553/553; MP 58/152 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 512/512; MP 58/152) 1: attack 125; I take 42 2: attack 127; I take 44 3: attack crit 133; I take 42 4: attack 126; Clancy heals 12/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 406/512; MP 70/152) 1: attack 121; I take 50 2: attack 119; she HEALS 110 3: attack 121; I take 52 4: attack crit 130; she steals 14 MP 5: attack fumble -5; I take 52 6: attack 118; she HEALS 55 7: attack 122; I take 52 8: attack 122; Clancy heals 15/13; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 302/83; I take 63 (HP 449/512; MP 152/152) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 188; I take 32 3: cleave 206; I take 30 4: cleave 219; I take 32 5: cleave 201; I take 34 6: cleave crit 256; Clancy heals 9/11; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 33/18/8 2012-10-13 (Boozember 7) Vlad the Imp Aler, level 13 SC (casual) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/87/86 buffed stats: 225/100/112 -> 217/108/107 equipment: wreath of laurels, Mer-kin hookspear, catskin buckler, black greaves, pirate fledges, Yellow Moon, badass belt skills: clobber, TS, eye familiar: 11-pound mosquito (lead necklace) HP 367/367; MP 48/125 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 37 (HP 330/355; MP 48/133) 1: attack 125; I take 49 2: attack 125; I take 52 3: attack 126; I take 52 4: garter heals 95; fam hits/heals 4; she HEALS 70 5: attack crit 134; fam hits/heals 3; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 61 (HP 218/355; MP 48/133) 1: attack 117; I take 57 2: chloroform rag blocked; I take 57 3: chloroform rag blocked; I take 57 4: chloroform rag blocked; I take 60; I lose buffed stats: 240/108/120 -> 217/108/107 HP 390/390; MP 41/133 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 47 (HP 343/355; MP 41/133) 1: attack 123; fam hits/heals 2; she HEALS 66 2: attack crit 126; fam hits/heals 3; I take 49 3: attack 120; I take 51 4: attack 119; fam hits/heals 4; form 1 down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 57 (HP 195/355; MP 41/133) 1: chloroform rag blocked; I take 59 2: chloroform rag blocked; I take 61 3: chloroform rag blocked; I take 58 4: chloroform rag blocked; I take 61; I lose buffed stats: 240/108/120 -> 217/108/107 HP 390/390; MP 34/133 (buffed) Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 346/355; MP 34/133) 1: attack 122; I take 51 2: attack 121; I take 51 3: attack 119; I take 50 4: attack 119; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 12-pound mosquito (sugar shield) Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 61 (HP 133/355; MP 34/133) 1: chloroform rag blocked; I take 59 2: chloroform rag WORKS; fam hits/heals 2; she lies there 3: attack 113; she lies there 4: attack crit 135; she regains consciousness 5: chloroform rag blocked; she HEALS 64 6: chloroform rag blocked; I take 57 7: chloroform rag blocked; I take 60; I lose buffed stats: 240/108/120 -> 217/108/107 HP 390/390; MP 27/133 (buffed) Fight 4, Form 1: 0: she steals 12 MP (HP 355/355; MP 15/133) 1: chloroform rag blocked; I take 49 2: chloroform rag blocked; I take 52 3: chloroform rag blocked; I take 50 4: chloroform rag works; she lies there 5: attack 126; she lies there 6: attack 119; fam hits/heals 2; she lies there 7: attack 123; she regains consciousness 8: attack 125; form 1 down Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 61 (HP 145/355; MP 15/133) 1: chloroform rag blocked; I take 59 2: chloroform rag blocked; I take 56 3: chloroform rag blocked; I take 61; I lose buffed stats: 240/108/120 -> 217/108/107 HP 390/390; MP 60/133 (buffed) Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 346/355; MP 60/133) 1: chloroform rag blocked; I take 52 2: chloroform rag blocked; I take 50 3: chloroform rag blocked; I take 51 4: chloroform rag works; fam hits/heals 2; she lies there 5: attack 126; she lies there 6: attack 123; she regains consciousness (SHIT FUCK FUCK BITCH SHIT) 7: attack 119; I take 50 8: attack crit 138; form 1 down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 57 (HP 88/355; MP 60/133) 1: chloroform rag works; she lies there 2: attack crit 130; fam hits/heals 2; she lies there 3: attack 111; fam hits/heals 2; she regains consciousness (FUCK ME FUCK ME) 4: chloroform rag works; fam hits/heals 4; she lies there 5: attack 116; she lies there 6: attack fumbnle -18; fam hits/heals 2; she lies there 7: attack 121; she regains consciousness 8: attack crit 122; fam hits/heals 2; form 2 down Fight 5, Form 3: substats: 271/128/126 2012-10-18 (Dougtember 4) greycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/91/92 buffed stats: 245/107/140 -> 223/107/126 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, black greaves, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: Hunger 10, Master 10 (fullness 0/30) familiar: 22-pound reagnimated gnome (foot) HP 402/402; Horde 65 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam delevels 6/6; she shimmers (HP 369/369; Horde 65) 1: meat shields up; minion blocks 2: meat shields ++; minion blocks 3: attack 78; minion blocks 4: attack 79; I take 49 5: attack 79; minion blocks 6: attack fumble -2; minion blocks 7: attack 70; I take 47 8: attack 66; I take 50 9: attack 70; minion blocks; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam delevels 5/5; minion blocks (HP 238/369; Horde 56) 1: attack 85; minion blocks 2: attack 90; minion blocks 3: attack 96; minion blocks 4: attack 96; minion blocks 5: attack 93; minion blocks 6: attack 84; she bulges 7: devour heals 184; I take 59 8: attack 46; minion blocks 9: attack 49; minion blocks; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: fam delevels 11/11; minion blocks (HP 310/369; Horde 45) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +56 meat; minion blocks 2: pounce 284; minion blocks 3: pounce 299; minion blocks 4: pounce 274; minion blocks 5: pounce 276; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 29/15/14 2012-10-20 (Dougtember 6) darkgreycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/91/92 buffed stats: 252/98/113 -> 245/107/108 equipment: reinforced headband, bear arms, denim pants, Nickel Gamma, pledge pin, pirate fledges skills: All zombie (fullness 16/30) familiar: 6-pound MAS HP 493/493; Horde 46 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 44 (HP 449/482; Horde 46) 1: meat shields up; fam hits 10(+10); minion blocks 2: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 3: meat shields ++; fam hits 6(+9); I take 49 4: attack 122; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 5: attack 119; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 6: attack 121; fam hits 8(+7); (minion??); good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 56 (HP 362/482; Horde 39) 1: attack 111; fam delevels 1/1; I take 55 2: attack 113; fam delevels 1/1; minion blocks 3: attack crit 125; fam misses; minion blocks 4: attack 113; fam hits 8(+9); minion blocks 5: attack 111; fam hits 6(+7); minion blocks; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 68 (HP 239/482; Horde 35) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +50 meat; fam hits 9(+8); minion blocks 2: pounce 170; fam hits 6(+7); minion blocks 3: pounce 188; fam hits 8(+6); minion blocks 4: pounce crit 216 +stun; fam hits 6(+9) (NO BLOCK) 5: pounce crit 176 +stun; fam hits 7(+9); minion blocks 6: pounce 176; fam hits 6(+8); minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 30/11/18 2012-11-03 (Frankuary 4) greycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/91/94 buffed stats: 253/113/120 -> 230/113/105 equipment: mesh cap, bear arms, bullet-proof, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges, rusty chain necklace skills: Hunger 10, Master 10, Anger 3 (fullness 30/30) familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) HP 439/439; Horde 61 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 55 (HP 384/405; Horde 61) 1: meat shields up; fam hits 25; minion blocks 2: meat shields ++; fam hits 40; minion blocks 3: attack 106; fam hits 27; minion blocks 4: attack crit 116; fam hits 27; minion blocks 5: attack 113; fam hits 39; minion blocks; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 403/405; Horde 53) 1: attack 84; fam hits 24; minion blocks 2: attack 99; fam hits 33; minion blocks 3: attack 91; fam hits 35; minion blocks 4: attack 85; fam hits 22; minion blocks 5: attack 99; fam hits 31; minion blocks; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 403/405; Horde 47) 1: bear-ly legal delevels 22/22 +60 meat; fam hits 22; minion blocks 2: bite; fam hits 28; bite 9; minion blocks 3: claws delevel 9/6; fam hits 19; bite 17; minion blocks 4: claws delevel 10/8; fam hits 22; bite 26; minion blocks 5: claws delevel 6/9; fam hits 21; bite 34; minion blocks 6: attack 92; fam hits 25; bite 34; minion blocks 7: attack 91; fam hits 22; bite 34; minion blocks 8: attack 86; fam hits 28; bite 34; minion blocks 9: attack 88; fam hits 18; bite 34; minion blocks 10: attack crit 106; fam hits 26; bite 34; minion blocks 11: attack 84; fam hits 25; bite 34; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/14/9 2012-11-06 (Franktuary 7) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 90/87/150 buffed stats: 277/562/458 -> 122/118/207 equipment: fuzzy montera, astral shirt, vampire cape, didgeridooka, swashbuckling pants, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, badass belt skills: all except Silent Squirt familiar: 21-pound baby sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 422/422; MP 246/968 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 205/205; MP 215/215) 1: attack 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 205/205; MP 215/215) 1: face stab blocked; she misses 2: face stab 18 -9 att -9 def; she bulges; she misses 3: tango blocked; she misses 4: tango 16/spooky -8 att -8 def; she HEALS 34 5: attack crit 71(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); cape hits/heals 8; she misses 6: attack crit 85(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); cape hits/heals 9; she misses 7: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 16 9: attack 63(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 140 10: attack 45(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 11: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 16 12: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 13: attack 50(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 14: attack 48(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam gains pound; form 2 down Familiar: 22-pound baby sandworm (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, suspenders, substats: 487/520/1077 2012-11-13 (Starch 6) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCB) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 95/92/150 buffed stats: 181/119/208 -> 118/119/190 equipment: reinforced headband, goth shirt, red wings, yellow laser, OPS, leather chaps, Juju, Iron Beta, fledges skills: missing Volcanometeor, Silent Slice, Silent Squirt intrinsics: cayenne, trickster god familiar: 27-pound well-fed sandworm (feast) wand: check HP 443/443; MP 84/277 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 280/280; MP 84/257) 1: attack 65(+11)(+30) -1 att -2 def; I take 8 2: attack 69(+11)(+30) -1 att -2 def; I take 8 3: attack 67(+11)(+30) -2 att -3 def; feast 8/cold; I take 7 4: attack 66(+11)(+30) -2 att -2 def; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 28-pound well-fed sandworm (feast) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 11 (HP 246/280; MP 84/257) 1: attack 67(+11)(+30) -2 att -3 def; she HEALS 108 2: attack 69(+11)(+30) -1 att -1 def; I take 11 3: attack 62(+11)(+30) -2 att -3 def; I take 11 4: attack crit 82(+11)(+30) -3 att -3 def; I take 11 5: attack 66(+11)(+30) -1 att -1 def; she HEALS 67 6: attack 60(+11)(+30) -1 att -2 def; feast 12/hot; I take 8 7: attack 63(+11)(+30) -3 att -2 def; I take 9 8: attack 61(+11)(+30) -3 att -2 def; feast 9/stench; agua; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 541/550/1201 2012-11-14 (Starch 7) greybobcat, level 13 SC (BM) (heartbreak=off) raw stats: 153/100/100 buffed stats: 313/118/121 -> 215/128/116 equipment: mesh cap, ASCII shift, makeshift cape, Hammer of Smiting, wonderwall, black greaves, badass belt, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges skills: Clobber, TS, Eye, LTS, Chronic (fullness=0), Sloth, Pride, Gluttony familiar: 13-pound sabre-toothed lime (salt) wand: check HP 524/524; MP 86/118 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 39 (HP 377/377; MP 86/128) 1: attack 62; fam misses; I take 43 2: attack crit 72; fam hits 4; I take 40 3: attack crit 74; fam misses; I take 42 4: attack 53; fam hits 5; she steals 18 MP 5: attack crit 70; fam misses; she steals 18 MP 6: attack 56; fam misses; I take 43 7: attack crit 80; fam misses; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 48 (HP 161/377; MP 50/128) 1: garter blocked; I take 50 2: garter blocked; I take 52 3: garter heals 107; fam misses; I take 49 4: attack crit 49; fam misses; I take 49 5: attack crit 53; fam misses; I take 50 6: attack crit 57; fam misses; she HEALS 72 7: attack 46; fam misses; I take 52; I lose buffed stats: 233/123/126 -> 210/123/111 equipment: mesh cap, makeshift cape, ASCII shirt, Hammer of Smiting, wonderwall, black greaves, Iiti Kitty, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges familiar: 3-pound potato HP 404/404; MP 43/123 (buffed) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 39 (HP 365/370; MP 43/123) 1: attack 55(+15); I take 46 2: attack 55(+15); I take 43 3: attack 55(+15); she steals 18 MP 4: attack crit 61(+15); I take 46 5: attack 53(+15); I take 46 6: attack 53(+15); form 1 down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 132/370; MP 25/123) 1: attack 35(+15); I take 53 2: garter heals 100; I take 53 3: attack 40(+15); I take 54 4: red pixel potion blocked; I take 52 5: red pixel potion heals 100; I take 51 6: attack 40(+15); I take 54 7: attack crit 52(+15); I take 53; I lose ... OK, let's power level a bit ... greybobcat, level 13 SC (BM) (heartbreak=off) raw stats: 166/104/114 buffed stats: 237/125/142 -> 212/125/124 equipment: mesh cap, ASCII shirt, makeshift cape, war tongs, keg shield, black greaves, Iiti Kitty, Yellow Moon, chintzy seal familiar: 14-pound potato (glasses) HP 360/360; MP 108/125 (buffed) Fight 3, Form 1: 0: I take 28 (HP 323/323; MP 108/125) 1: attack 59(+10)(+15); I take 37 2: attack crit 95(+10)(+15); I take 37 3: attack 65(+10)(+15); I take 37 4: attack 63(+10)(+15); I take 35 5: attack 72(+10)(+15); form 1 down Fight 3, Form 2: 0: I take 45 (HP 132/323; MP 108/125) 1: attack 55(+10)(+15); I take 44 2: attack 61(+10)(+15); I take 43 3: massage oil blocked; I take 42 4: massage oil blocked; I take 42; I lose HP 360/360; MP 97/125 (buffed) Fight 4, Form 1: 0: I take 31 (HP 323/323; MP 97/125) 1: attack 72(+10)(+15); I take 35 2: attack crit 95(+10)(+15); I take 37 3: attack 61(+10)(+15); I take 35 4: attack 74(+10)(+15); form 1 down Fight 4, Form 2: 0: I take 45 (HP 171/323; MP 97/125) 1: attack 53(+10)(+15); I take 43 2: attack 51(+10)(+15); she steals 18 MP 3: attack 60(+10)(+15); I take 42 4: massage oil blocked; I take 45 5: massage oil blocked; I take 42; I lose HP 360/360; MP 72/125 (buffed) Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 27 (HP 323/323; MP 72/125) 1: attack 65(+10)(+15); I take 36 2: attack 62(+10)(+15); I take 35 3: attack 77(+10)(+15); I take 36 4: attack 62(+10)(+15); I take 36 5: attack 75(+10)(+15); form 1 down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 44 (HP 136/323; MP 72/125) 1: attack 59(+10)(+15); I take 43 2: massage oil heals 230 3: attack 51(+10)(+15); I take 45 4: attack 57(+10)(+15); I take 43 5: attack 48(+10)(+15); I take 43 6: attack 46(+10)(+15); I take 43 7: attack 59(+10)(+15); I take 43 8: attack 53(+10)(+15); I take 41 9: attack 53(+10)(+15); form 2 down! Fight 5, Form 3: Karma, Bludgeon, substats: 240/127/135 2012-11-19 (April 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCCA) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 103/152/101 buffed stats: 188/245/191 -> 142/215/146 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, sniff sword (2x wrestler), keg shield, leather chaps, pirate fledges, Yellow Moon, pledge pin skills: all S + chronic (fullness=15) familiar: 1-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check Let her win 4 times first. HP 271/271; MP 222/368 (buffed) Fight 5, Form 1: 0: she steals 11 MP (HP 225/225; MP 211/323) 1: macrame net 97 -9 att -10 def; fam hits 30 2: macrame net 99 -10 att -9 def; fam hits 32 3: macrame net 98 -9 att -8 def; fam hits 33 4: attack 8; fam hits 18; form 1 down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 45 (HP 180/225; MP 215/323) 1: chloro rag; fam hits 27; she's unconscious 2: macrame net 90 -8 att -10 def; fam hits 26 3: macrame net 97 -9 att -10 def; fam hits 30 4: macrame net blocked; she's unconscious 5: macrame net blocked; she's unconscious 6: macrame net 92 -9 att -9 def; fam hits 22 7: macrame net 94 -10 att -9 def; fam hits 18 8: saucegeyser crit 157/hot; fam hits 35; form 2 down Fight 5, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 115/279/132 2012-11-29 (Martinus 6) greycat, level 13 AT (HCCA) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 94/91/152 buffed stats: 143/120/238 -> 116/117/212 equipment: fuzzy montera, Misty Cape, astral shirt, star crossbow, leather chaps, Yellow Moon, fledges, pledge pin skills: AT + chronic (fullness=4) familiar: 14-pound sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 209/209; MP 85/120 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 159/159; MP 85/117) 1: attack 34(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 10 MP 2: attack 26(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 28(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack crit 59(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 18 MP 5: attack crit 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 26(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack 37(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: attack 26(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 9: attack 28(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 159/159; MP 59/117) 1: attack 33(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 16 MP 2: attack crit 45(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 108 3: attack fumble -10; she misses 4: attack 39(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 18 MP 5: attack crit 41(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack fumble -7; she misses 7: attack 31(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 12 MP 8: attack 40(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 9: attack 32(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 10: attack 34(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 11: attack 39(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 12: attack crit 67(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 13: attack 35(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 24 14: attack 39(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 15: attack 38(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 415/457/896 2012-12-06 (Bill 5) greycat, level 13 TT (HCCA) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/97/95 buffed stats: 280/114/104 -> 234/124/114 equipment: mesh cap, Misty Cloak, sniff sword (wrestler, rockband, dragon), black shield, black greaves, fledges, Orange Star, headhunter necktie skills: all TT + chronic (fullness 14) wand: check familiar: 19-pound sandworm (sugar shield) HP 448/448; MP 118/171 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 376/376; MP 118/186) 1: attack 114(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 113 2: attack 113(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 9 3: attack 114(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 80 4: attack 113(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 9 5: attack fumble -10; I take 8 6: attack 117(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam drops agua; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 336/376; MP 118/186) 1: attack crit 120(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 10 MP 2: attack 104(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 75 3: attack 108(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 4: attack fumble -5; I take 10 5: attack 99(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 6: attack 108(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 7: attack 104(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, skullcap, substats: 1031/447/495 2012-12-13 (Bor 4) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 150/93/96 buffed stats: 258/128/111 -> 241/138/121 equipment: pith helmet, sea salt scrubs, red wings, lead pipe, OPS, bullet-proof cords, Juju, fangs, rusty chain necklace skills: all but volcanometeor, silent slice, silent squirt (I think) familiar: 23-pound sombrero (moveable feast) wand: check intrinsics: trickster god HP 1021/1021; MP 140/722 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 969/969; MP 140/738) 1: attack 115(+11)(+30); I take 4 2: attack 102(+11)(+30); I take 3 3: attack 111(+11)(+30); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 24-pound sombrero (moveable feast) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 965/969; MP 151/738) 1: attack 98(+11)(+30); feast 8/hot; I take 4 2: attack 103(+11)(+30); feast 11/phys; I take 3 3: attack 99(+11)(+30); feast 10/spooky; she HEALS 50 4: attack 99(+11)(+30); I take 3 5: attack 99(+11)(+30); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 1128/526/507 2013-01-18 (Boozember 8) greybobcat, level 13 S (BM) raw stats: 100/154/100 buffed stats: 142/185/136 -> equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, asbestos apron, lead pipe, keg shield, bullet-proof cords, Green Clover, pirate fledges, pledge pin skills: Salsaball, Stream, Salve, chronic (16 fullness), Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Pride familiar: 5-pound potato intrinsics: missing kidney wand: check HP 225/225; MP 225/318 (buffed) lost 4 times on purpose Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 29 (HP 196/204; MP 225/318) 1: macrame blocked; she HEALS 1 2: macrame 93 -8 att -10 def 3: macrame 93 -9 att -9 def 4: macrame 97 -9 att -10 def 5: macrame 94 -9 att -9 def 6: attack 10; she shimmers; I take 35 7: attack 15; form 1 down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 41 (HP 120/204; MP 228/318) 1: macrame blocked; I take 43 2: macrame 94 -8 att -8 def 3: macrame blocked; she bulges; I take 40 4: massage oil heals 167 5: macrame blocked; I take 39 6: macrame 100 -10 att -8 def 7: macrame 98 -8 att -10 def 8: macrame 90 -10 att -8 def 9: macrame 94 -8 att -10 def 10: macrame blocked; she bulges; I take 41 11: macrame 99 -10 att -10 def 12: macrame 90 -8 att -8 def; form 2 down Fight 5, Form 3: Karma, Brimstone Bracelet, substats: 143/242/117 2013-01-22 (Dougtember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCB) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 150/102/98 buffed stats: 292/212/141 -> 242/144/133 equipment: pith helmet, goth shirt, red wings, lead pipe, OPS, bullet-proof cords, Juju Mojo, Iron Beta, fangs skills: all but volcanometeor, silence slice, silent squirt familiar: 41-pound sandworm (well-fed, snow suit) intrinsics: Cayenne, Iron Palms, Trickster God wand: check HP 661/661; MP 117/460 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 16 MP (HP 546/546; MP 101/348) 1: attack 119(+11)(+30); she steals 10 MP 2: attack 114(+11)(+30); I take 4 3: attack 116(+11)(+30); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 541/546; MP 102/348) 1: attack 106(+11)(+30); I take 5 2: attack 129(+11)(+30); she HEALS 71 3: attack 102(+11)(+30); she steals 15 MP 4: attack 103(+11)(+30); I take 4 5: attack fumble -8; I take 4 6: attack 113(+11)(+30); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, agua, SBW, substats: 272/121/140, factoid 2013-01-31 ( greycat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 151/90/97 buffed stats: 355/139/185 -> 265/109/141 equipment: Boris's Helm, Misty Cloak, Trusty, distressed denims, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, rusty chain necklace skills: all Boris, chronic (30 fullness) familiar: L7 Clancy (sackbut) HP 670/670; MP 139/139 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 26 (HP 508/508; MP 109/109) 1: attack 139; I take 50 2: attack 141; I take 50 3: attack crit 151; Clancy restores 9/16; hat restores 8 MP; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 60 (HP 373/508; MP 109/109) 1: attack fumble -1; I take 58 2: attack 136; I take 59 3: attack 134; I take 57 4: attack crit 155; I take 59 5: attack 136; I take 58 6: attack crit 148; Clancy restores 11/18; hat restores 8 MP; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 416 (HP 508/508; MP 109/109) 1: bellow delevels 70/70 2: cleave 256; I take 36 3: cleave 266; I take 36 4: cleave 258; I take 39 5: cleave 264; I take 39 6: cleave 246; Clancy restores 18/10; hat restores 8 MP Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 32/16/14, factoid 2013-02-07 (Frankuary 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCBees) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/153/97 buffed stats: 138/207/129 -> 125/207/129 equipment: wool hat, astral shirt, Maxwell's, wonderwall, distressed denims, chintzy saucepan, Yellow Moon, pirate fledges skills: all combat skills(?) intrinsics: cayenne familiar: 24-pound rogue program (sugar shield) mirror: check HP 386/386; MP 417/466 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 15 (HP 260/260; MP 417/466) 1: pastalord 78(+78); she HEALS 58 2: pastalord 78(+77); I take 17 3: pastalord 81(+81); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 21 (HP 222/260; MP 345/466) 1: pastalord 78(+77); I take 21 2: pastalord 87(+87); I take 21 3: pastalord 81(+80); I take 21 4: pastalord 81(+81); fam drops token; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 1: mirror Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless steel scarf; substats 118/284/127; factoid 2013-02-15 (Starch 4) greybobcat, level 13 AT (Bad Moon) (hotel=off) raw stats: 99/99/152 buffed stats: 111/115/209 equipment: fuzzy montera, Misty Cape, Squeezebox, leather chaps, Sneaky Pete's breath spray, pirate fledges, Yellow Moon skills: Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Chronic (fullness=0), Sing familiar: 6-pound cocoabo wand: check HP 114/114; MP 115/115 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 28; she misses 2: attack 31; she misses 3: attack 35; fam delevels 2/2; she shimmers; she misses 4: attack 32; she misses 5: attack 30; fam heals 10/10; she misses 6: attack 35; she misses 7: attack 26; fam delevels 2/2; she HEALS 61 8: attack 27; she HEALS 122 9: attack 27; she misses 10: attack 28; she HEALS 110 11: attack 28; she misses 12: attack 30; she misses 13: attack 28; she misses 14: attack 32; I take 26 15: attack 27; she misses 16: attack 34; she misses 17: attack 27; fam hits 6; I take 23 18: attack 30; she misses 19: attack 28; she misses 20: attack 28; she misses 21: attack 32; she steals 12 MP 22: attack 30; she misses 23: attack 29; she misses 24: attack 34; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 29 (HP 38/114; MP 104/115) 1: poultice blocked; she misses 2: poultice heals 85; fam delevels 2/2; I take 26 3: attack 32; she misses 4: attack fumble -7; she misses 5: attack 29; she misses 6: attack 33; she misses 7: attack 34; fam delevels 1/1; she misses 8: attack 26; fam heals 10/10; she misses 9: attack 31; she misses 10: attack 27; she misses 11: attack 29; she misses 12: attack 30; I take 26 13: attack 33; fam delevels 1/1; she misses 14: attack 31; she misses 15: attack 33; fam delevels 2/2; she bulges 16: attack 26; fam delevels 2/2; she misses 17: attack 31; she misses 18: attack 30; she misses 19: attack fumble -7; she misses 20: attack crit 37; fam hits 4; she misses 21: attack 26; fam hits 5; she misses 22: attack 35; fam hits 6; I take 27 23: poultice heals 114; she misses 24: attack 30; fam hits 6; form 2 down! Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Beret, substats: 143/110/249 2013-02-18 (Starch 7) darkgreycat, level 13 SCJ (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 84/149/85 buffed stats: 129/188/131 -> buffs stay on! equipment: reinforced headband, red wings, Staff of Life, OPS, bullet-proof cords, Juju, Nickel Gamma, fangs skills: Curdle, Boil, Fry, Bake, Grill, Never Late, Freeze, Blend intrinsics: Trickster God companion: Egg Man HP 252/252; MP 354/372 (buffed) Fight 1: 1: Blend: useless; I take 70 2: throw shield 3: Grill crit 196(+101); I take 70 4: Grill 106(+102); I take 69 5: Jiggle heals 209 6: Wrath of Trickster 74 dam -8 att -10 def; I take 63 7: Grill crit 101(+182); Trickster 20 dam -10 att -8 def; I take 57 8: Grill 136(+139); Trickster 5 dam -5 att -8 def; Boris down! Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 13/33/22 2013-04-04 (Carlvember 4) greycat, level 13 AT (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/97/156 buffed stats: 350/713/576 -> 111/119/210 equipment: fuzzy montera, Misty Cape, didgeridooka, leather chaps, Belt of Howling Anger, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: ALL! intrinsics: cayenne familiar: 19-pound baby sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 548/548; MP 162/1217 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 210/210; MP 162/237) 1: attack crit 95; she misses 2: attack crit 77; she misses 3: attack 63; she misses 4: attack 49; she steals 17 MP 5: attack 53; she misses 6: attack 52; she misses 7: attack 59; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 47; she misses 2: attack 57; I take 12 3: attack 57; I take 13 4: attack 48; she misses 5: attack 57; I take 14 6: attack 60; I take 12 7: attack 47; she misses 8: attack 59; she misses 9: attack fumble -8; she misses 10: attack 54; I take 12 11: attack 63; I take 11 12: attack 53; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: scoutmaster's "water", Karma, suspenders, substats: 455/462/1059 2013-04-11 (Porktober 3) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/88/89 buffed stats: 459/393/270 -> 227/125/115 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, Misty Cloak, lead pipe, black shield, black greaves, badass belt, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: ALL! intrinsics: peppermint wand: check familiar: 19-pound baby sandworm (sugar shield) HP 931/931; MP 230/689 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 487/487; MP 227/227) 1: attack 102(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 5 2: attack 99(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 15 MP 3: attack crit 126(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 4: attack 111(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam drops agua; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 472/487; MP 212/227) 1: attack 90(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 2: attack fumble -1; I take 7 3: attack 91(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 4: attack 96(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 5: attack 90(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 6: attack fumble -2; I take 7 7: attack 85(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 7 8: attack 81(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: +3 HP +5 MP, Karma, shillelagh, substats: 1002/481/491 2013-04-12 (Porktober 4) greybobcat, level 13 PM (Bad Moon) (hellevator=off) raw stats: 101/150/100 buffed stats: 147/170/150 -> 131/170/135 equipment: reinf headband, Ye Olde Navy Fleece, Misty Robe, Soupbone, black shield, black greaves, Green Clover, pirate fledges, tube sock skills: Spaghetti Spear, Ravioli, Entangling, Bandages, Cannon, Fearful, Chronic (fullness: 14), Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Pride familiar: 9-pound macaroni duck wand: check intrinsics: missing kidney lost 4 times intentionally HP 210/210; MP 270/270 (buffed) Fight 5, Form 1: 0: I take 27 (HP 183/194; MP 270/270) 1: fearful 131; I take 33 2: macrame net 96 -10 att -9 def; fam hits/restores 10 MP 3: macrame net blocked; I take 36 4: macrame net 98 -8 att -8 def 5: macrame net blocked; I take 29 6: macrame net 100 -8 att -10 def; fam hits/restores 11 MP; form 1 down Fight 5, Form 2: 0: I take 41 (HP 44/194; MP 270/270) 1: massage oil heals 150; fam hits/restores 17 MP 2: macrame net 97 -10 att -10 def; fam hits/restores 8 MP 3: macrame net 95 -10 att -10 def 4: macrame net 99 -10 att -8 def 5: macrame net 100 -9 att -10 def 6: fearful blocked; she bulges 7: fearful 141; I take 40 8: fearful 137; fam hits/restores 14 MP; form 2 down Fight 5, Form 3: Karma, Brimstone Brooch, substats: 118/275/109 2013-04-25 (Dougtember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCB) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 99/151/99 buffed stats: 144/264/134 -> 134/214/134 equipment: reinforced headband, red wings, sea scrubs, Staff of Queso, OPS, distressed denim, Juju, vampire fangs, Iron Beta skills: all? familiar: 24-pound well-fed sombrero (moveable feast) wand: check intrinsics: spirit of garlic, lightning god HP 801/801; MP 171/1038 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 10 (HP 712/712; MP 171/931) 1: pastalord 138(+138); I take 11 2: pastalord blocked; I take 12 3: pastalord 134(+134); feast 9/cold; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 14 (HP 675/712; MP 142/931) 1: pastalord 138(+138); I take 14 2: pastalord 138(+138); feast 9/sleaze; she steals 18 MP 3: cannon 133; fam gains pound; form 2 down familiar: 25-pound well-fed sombrero (moveable feast) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 505/1143/546 2013-05-02 (Dougtember 8) greycat, level 14 Sauceror (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 117/194/120 buffed stats: 302/791/306 -> 144/228/155 equipment: sneakmask, Misty Robe, shark jumper, Soupbone, wicker shield, black greaves, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, chintzy saucepan skills: All intrinsics: spirit of peppermint familiar: 11-pound organ grinder wand: check HP 542/542; MP 233/1736 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: Jala does 3, scarysauce 3/spooky, jaba 5; I take 3 (HP 236/236; MP 233/526) 1: WotP 121(+121); I take 7 2: WotP crit 154(+154); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 227/236; MP 194/526) 1: noodles entangle; she struggles 2: WotP 117(+117); fam 8/cold; she struggles 3: WotP 123(+123); she breaks noodles; I take 9 4: WotP 120(+120); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: stainless scarf; substats: 112/281/133 2013-05-08 (Jarlsuary 6) greycat, level 15 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 204/129/130 buffed stats: 356/147/176 -> equipment: beer helmet, Misty Cloak, bear arms, leather chaps, fledges, badass belt, Lead Zeta skills: all Zombie (fullness=27) familiar: 25-pound sombrero HP 569/569; Horde: 51 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 19 (HP 524/524; Horde 51) 1: attack 150; I take 29 2: attack 151; I take 30 3: Meat Shields up; I take 28 4: Meat Shields blocked; I take 27 5: Meat Shields blocked; minion blocks 6: Meat Shields up; minion blocks 7: attack 150; minion blocks; good brain drop; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 36 (HP 397/524; Horde 46) 1: attack 148; minion blocks 2: attack 147; minion blocks 3: attack 148; I take 36 4: attack 147; minion blocks 5: attack 148; minion blocks; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks 1: bear-ly legal devels 22/22 +53 meat; minion blocks 2: flesh mob crit 245; minion blocks 3: attack 159; minion blocks 4: flesh mob crit 255; minion blocks 5: flesh mob 210; I take 37 6: attack 158; minion blocks; form 3 down Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 35/16/17 2013-05-13 (Frankuary 3) greycat, level 14 DB (HCNP) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 116/117/180 buffed stats: 266/382/398 -> 134/139/226 equipment: 'Fro Pick, Misty Cape, Diamonds Jacket, leather chaps, badass belt, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all intrinsics: peppermint, all kung fu wand: check familiar: 7-pound hovering sombrero HP 535/535; MP 246/671 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 242/242; MP 246/270) 1: attack 1; she misses 2: attack 1; she misses 3: attack 1; she HEALS 3 4: attack 1; she misses 5: stringozzi 67 +33; she misses 6: WotP 60(+59); poison 16; she misses 7: candyblast 46; poison 8; I take 8 8: stringozzi 74 +37; she misses 9: attack 1; poison 18; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 237/242; MP 191/270) 1: stringozzi blocked; she misses 2: stringozzi 79 +39; she misses 3: candyblast 38; poison 19; she misses 4: WotP 51(+51); poison 9; I take 7 5: stringozzi 75 +37; she misses 6: candyblast 38; poison 18; she steals 17 MP 7: WotP blocked; she misses 8: WotP 58(+58); poison 9; she misses 9: candyblast blocked; I take 8 10: candyblast blocked; she misses 11: candyblast blocked; she misses 12: candyblast 44; poison 4; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: stainless steel slacks; substats: 351/334/718 2013-05-17 (Frankuary 7) greycat, level 16 SC (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 241/180/186 buffed stats: 283/496/250 -> 258/197/250 equipment: reinforced beaded, giant gym, Bi-Polar Fleece, big pants, Iron Beta, fledges, astral mask skills: ALL intrinsics: Garlic, Kung Fu familiar: 20-pound scarecrow (swashbuckling pants) wand: check HP 637/367; MP 264/859 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jaba hits 3; I take 14 (HP 586/586; MP 264/366) 1: face stab 17 -9 att -9 def; fam blocks 2: kneebutt 105(+48) +73 +stun 3: kneebutt crit 105(+48) +52; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 12 MP (HP 586/586; MP 234/366) 1: face stab 18 -9 att -9 def; I take 12 2: kneebutt glance 1; fam blocks 3: kneebutt 105(+48) +50; I take 12 4: kneebutt 105(+48) +41 +stun 5: kneebutt 105(+48) +66; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless shillelagh, substats: 247/134/131 2013-05-20 (Starch 2) greycat, level 16 AT (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 177/177/243 buffed stats: 370/585/536 -> equipment: reinforced headband, punk rock jacket, barskin cloak, big pants, astral mask, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu familiar: 6-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check HP 613/621; MP 313/1036 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 384/384; MP 313/370) 1: WotP 79(+79); fam hits 39; she misses 2: WotP crit 116(+115); fam hits 38; she misses 3: WotP blocked; she misses 4: WotP 69(+68); fam hits 35; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 384/384; MP 241/370) 1: WotP 78(+78); fam hits 24; I take 3 2: WotP 74(+74); fam hits 27; she misses 3: WotP 74(+73); fam hits 29; she misses 4: WotP 84(+84); fam hits 37; she steals 17 MP 5: Ravioli blocked; she misses 6: attack glance 1; fam hits 25; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 139/121/264 2013-05-20 (Starch 2) greybobcat, level 13 TT (BM) (hellevator=off) raw stats: 155/100/103 buffed stats: 253/113/137 -> 229/113/121 equipment: wreath of laurels, snailmail hauberk, Misty Cloak, Flail/Seven, keg shield, black greaves, Garter/Poacher, Sneaky Pete's spray, Green Clover skills: Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Chronic (fullness=4), Toss, Skin, Sympathy, Kneebutt intrinsics: !kidney familiar: 16-pound untamed turtle HP 409/409; MP 138/138 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 (HP 373/373; MP 138/138) 1: attack 78; she HEALS 78 2: attack 81; fam blocks 3: attack 83; I take 25 4: attack 81; I take 24 5: attack 90; I take 24 6: attack 97; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 337/373; MP 125/138) 1: attack 66; fam blocks 2: attack 68; she HEALS 134 3: attack 81; I take 30 4: attack 69; I take 30 5: attack 74; I take 29 6: attack 77; I take 31 7: attack 71; I take 30 8: attack 67; I take 29 9: attack 70; I take 31 10: attack 85; I take 29 11: attack 65; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Bunker, substats: 242/125/135 2013-05-25 (Starch 7) greycat, level 18 S (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 221/302/229 buffed stats: 282/707/281 -> 250/335/258 equipment: reinforced headband, shark jumper, Cloak of Dire, big pants, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, pledge pin skills: all intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu wand: check familiar: 17-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 574/574; MP 449/1556 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jaba 4; I take 7 (HP 485/485; MP 449/801) 1: WotP 102(+101); I take 7 2: WotP 103(+103); I take 7 3: WotP 96(+95); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 18-pound sombrero (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 478/485; MP MP 377/801) 1: WotP 99(+98); I take 7 2: WotP 96(+95); I take 7 3: WotP 103(+102); she HEALS 78 4: WotP 102(+101); I take 7 5: candyblast 63 +Mediocrebar; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 478/889/523 2013-05-31 (April 5) greycat, level 17 DB (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 199/200/279 buffed stats: 291/352/474 -> 221/252/376 equipment: nurse's hat, Misty Cape, sea salt scrubs, big pants, pirate fledges, badass belt, Iron Beta skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu wand: check familiar: 8-pound disembodied hand (astral pistol) HP 1162/1162; MP 260/1041 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 1064/1064; MP 260/856) 1: attack glace 1; fam 12; she misses 2: WotP 86(+85); fam 13; she misses 3: WotP blocked; I take 3 4: WotP crit 127(+127); fam 10; she misses 5: WotP 90(+89); fam 14; CSA fire-starting; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 1064/1064; MP 204/856) 1: WotP 91(+91); fam 15; she misses 2: WotP 93(+93); fam 13; she misses 3: WotP 82(+82); fam 15; she misses 4: WotP 88(+88); fam 13; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless slacks, substats: 138/112/275 2013-06-03 (April 8) greycat, level 16 TT (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 246/182/187 buffed stats: 325/204/233 -> 288/204/204 equipment: mesh cap, shark jumper, Misty Coak, big pants, badass belt, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, first 3 kung fu (grumble grumble star crossbow) wand: check familiar: 7-pound sombrero HP 674/674; MP 77/377 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 10 (HP 603/603; MP 77/377) 1: attack 90(+48); I take 14 2: attack 90(+48); I take 13 3: attack 90(+48); I take 13 4: attack 90(+48); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 13 (HP 589/603; MP 77/377) 1: attack 90(+48); I take 14 2: attack 90(+48); I take 13 3: attack 90(+48); I take 14 4: attack 90(+48); I take 14 5: attack 90(+48); I take 13 6: attack 90(+48); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: fire-starting kit, fam gains pound (8-pound sombrero) Thwaitgold, stainless skullcap, substats: 645/342/386 2013-06-07 (Martinus 4) greycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/89/90 buffed stats: 286/105/115 -> 263/105/101 equipment: mesh cap, Misty Cloak, bear arms, distressed denim, pirate fledges, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma skills: All zombie except howl familiar: 18-pound sombrero HP: 524/524; Horde: 51 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 42 (HP 469/469; Horde: 51) 1: meat shields up; minion blocks 2: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 3: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 4: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 5: meat shields++; minion blocks 6: attack 130; I take 53 7: attack 129; minion blocks 8: attack 130; minion blocks 9: attack crit 138; minion blocks; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 438/469; Horde: 40) 1: attack 121; minion blocks 2: attack 123; I take 58 3: attack 124; minion blocks 4: attack 122; minion blocks 5: attack 121; minion blocks; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 380/469; Horde: 35) 1: bear-ly legal -22 att -22 def +68 meat; minion blocks 2: pounce crit 259 +stun; minion blocks anyway 3: pounce crit 233; I take 62 4: pounce 229; minion blocks 5: pounce crit 237; minion blocks 6: attack 102; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 40/14/13 2013-06-10 (Martinus 7) greycat, level 16 PM (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 181/243/185 buffed stats: 375/878/429 -> 203/270/207 equipment: reinforced headband, Spades Jacket, Misty Robe, big pants, pirate fledges, Iron Beta, badass belt skills: all intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu wand: check familiar: 16-pound sandworm (sugar shield) HP 620/620; MP 260/1928 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 379/379; MP 260/621) 1: WotP 84(+84); I take 17 2: WotP 96(+95); I take 17 3: WotP 82(+81); I take 16 4: candyblast 71 (daffy); fam gains pound; fam drops agua; form 1 down familiar: 17-pound sandworm (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 312/379; MP 186/621) 1: WotP crit 128(+128); I take 18 2: WotP 89(+89); I take 17 3: WotP 94(+94); I take 16 4: WotP 92(+92); fam drops agua; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, solitaire, substats: 438/902/511, 3 sugar shards 2013-06-15 (Bill 4) greycat, level 17 AT (HCBIG) (Marmot) (mcd=off) raw stats: 193/192/268 buffed stats: 252/271/342 -> 220/219/312 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, punk rock jacket, big pants, Belt of Howling, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu familiar: 21-pound sandworm (sugar shield) wand: check HP 502/502; MP 154/488 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 383/383; MP 154/382) 1: WotP 82(+82); I take 3 2: WotP 87(+86); she steals 18 MP 3: WotP 87(+86); she misses 4: candyblast 67; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 (HP 380/383; MP 59/382) 1: WotP 78(+78); she misses 2: stringozzi 105 +52; she misses 3: seltzer +11 MP & seltzer +12 MP; poison 26; she misses 4: WotP 76(+76); poison 13; she steals 14 MP 5: blowout 164 +20 mox & noisemaker 144 +15 mus; poison 6; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 465/497/1087 2013-06-23 (Bor 4) greycat, level 16 SC (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 243/181/186 buffed stats: 515/621/339 -> 284/191/199 equipment: mesh cap, punk rock jacket, barskin cloak, big pants, Lost Glasses, rusty chain necklace, Iron Beta skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu wand: check familiar: 21-pound baby sandworm (sugar shield) HP 1063/1063; MP 137/1085 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 621/621; MP 137/356) 1: attack 90(+48); I take 16 2: attack 90(+48); I take 17 3: attack 90(+48); I take 16 4: attack 90(+48); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 555/621; MP 137/356) 1: attack 90(+48); I take 16 2: attack 90(+48); I take 16 3: attack 90(+48); I take 16 4: attack 90(+48); she HEALS 63 5: attack fumble -1; I take 17 6: attack 90(+48); I take 17 7: attack 90(+48); fam drops agua; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless shillelagh, substats: 982/524/489 2013-06-28 (Petember 1) greycat, level 16 DB (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 186/185/255 buffed stats: 385/597/525 -> 208/207/282 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, shark jumper, big pants, badass belt, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu wand: check familiar: 19-pound sandworm (sugar shield) HP 689/689; MP 177/1046 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 386/386; MP 177/382) 1: WotP 83(+82); I take 5 2: WotP crit 120(+119); she steals 16 MP 3: WotP 75(+74); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 381/386; MP 90/382) 1: WotP 80(+80); I take 5 2: WotP 70(+69); I take 5 3: WotP blocked; I take 5 4: WotP 78(+78); I take 5 5: blowout blocked & silly string blocked; I take 5 6: blowout 158 +18 moxie & silly string blocked; I take 5 7: blowout silently blocked & silly string 141 +15 Myst; CSA fire-starting kit; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: agua, Thwaitgold, stainless slacks, substats: 126/124/275 2013-07-05 (Petember 8) greycat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Marmot) (mcd=off) raw stats: 149/88/93 buffed stats: 277/114/143 -> 255/114/143 equipment: wool hat, makeshift cape, Trusty, bullet-proof cords, astral mask, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all Boris (fullness 30) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 504/504; MP 154/154 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 36 (HP 465/465; MP 154/154) 1: attack crit 124; I take 36 2: attack 116; I take 36 3: attack crit 130; I take 35 4: attack 113; Clancy heals 15/10; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 44 (HP 339/465; MP 154/154) 1: attack 110; I take 47 2: attack 104; I take 44 3: attack crit 121; I take 45 4: attack crit 123; I take 44 5: attack 107; I take 46 6: attack 110; fire-starting kit; Clancy heals 17/20; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 335; I take 54 (HP 411/465; MP 154/154) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 173; he misses 3: cleave 162; he misses 4: cleave 173; I take 26 5: cleave crit 253; I take 29 6: cleave 173; I take 29 7: cleave 180; I take 26 8: cleave crit 279; Clancy heals 13/18; Pete down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 25/14/19, factoid 2013-07-17 (Porktober 4) greycat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Marmot) (MCD=off) raw stats: 150/93/101 buffed stats: 309/119/138 -> 286/119/122 equipment: mesh cap, Misty Cloak, Trusty, black greaves, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges, Lost Glasses skills: all Boris (30 fullness) familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 562/562; MP 119/119 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she shimmers (HP 521/521; MP 119/119) 1: attack 118; she HEALS 67 2: attack crit 132; I take 46 3: attack 120; I take 46 4: attack 119; Clancy heals 15/19; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she bulges (HP 461/521; MP 119/119) 1: attack crit 125; I take 55 2: attack 112; I take 53 3: attack 114; she steals 11 MP 4: attack fumble -8; I take 56 5: attack crit 132; I take 57 6: attack 116; she HEALS 66 7: attack 113; Clancy heals 13/15; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 276; I take 66 (HP 455/521; MP 119/119) 1: shout delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave 201; I take 39 3: cleave 223; I take 35 4: cleave 197; I take 40 5: cleave crit 265; I take 36 6: cleave crit 284; I take 36 7: mighty axing crit 255; Clancy heals 16/20; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 21/19/20 2013-07-22 (Boozember 1) greycat, level 17 TT (HCBIG) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 268/198/204 buffed stats: 538/645/338 -> 296/219/225 equipment: beer helmet, yak anorak, barskin cloak, big pants, badass belt, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, first 2 kung fu (no +spooky dam :( ) wand: check familiar: 21-pound sandworm (sugar shield) HP 1065/1078; MP 362/1165 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 619/619; MP 362/442) 1: attack 93; I take 15 2: attack 93; I take 14 3: attack 93; I take 14 4: attack 93; I take 14 5: attack 93; I take 15 6: attack 93; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 16 (HP 531/619; MP 366/442) 1: attack 93; she HEALS 77 2: attack crit 93; I take 15 3: attack 93; I take 16 4: attack 93; I take 15 5: attack 93; I take 15 6: attack 93; I take 16 7: attack 93; I take 15 8: attack 93; I take 15 9: attack 93; Camp Scout pup tent; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, skullcap, substats: 973/474/553 2013-07-26 (Boozember 5) greycat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Marmot) (MCD=off) raw stats: 150/88/91 buffed stats: 294/114/149 -> 271/114/135 equipment: mesh cap, giant gym, Trusty, distressed denim, astral mask, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all Boris (fullness=10) familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 535/535; MP 107/114 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 38 (HP 494/494; MP 107/114) 1: attack crit 133; she steals 10 MP 2: attack fumble -6; I take 42 3: attack 126; I take 44 4: attack 126; I take 42 5: attack 127; Clancy heals 14/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 52 (HP 331/494; MP 109/114) 1: attack 121; I take 50 2: attack crit 139; I take 53 3: attack 123; I take 53 4: attack 122; I take 52 5: attack crit 138; Clancy heals 9/8; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 362; I take 61 (HP 433/494; MP 114/114) 1: Shout delevels 67/67 +stun 2: cleave crit 270; I take 33 3: cleave 185; I take 34 4: cleave crit 275; I take 30 5: cleave 166; I take 30 6: cleave crit 283; I take 30 7: mighty axing 150; Clancy heals 12/9; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 23/18/19 2013-08-11 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 16 PM (HCBIG!) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 178/244/178 buffed stats: 546/1171/560 -> 198/280/240 equipment: orange peel hat, Misty Robe, Knob Goblin elite shirt, pizza cutter, Glass Balls, big pants, astral mask, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all pre-Dread, Whispers, Slowness, Spag Breakfast, Song of Sauce intrinsics: cayenne familiar: 17-pound sombrero (sugar shield) wand: check HP 854/854; MP 488/2538 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: WotP 117(+117); I take 15 2: WotP 110(+110); I take 16 3: stringozzi 122 +68; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 16 (HP 265/312; MP 430/622) 1: WotP 115(+115); I take 15 2: WotP 114(+114); I take 15 3: WotP 117(+116); I take 16 4: candyblast 90; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains pound; Thwaitgold, stainless solitaire, substats: 429/1007/460 2013-08-18 (Frankruary 4) greycat, level 13 TT (HCHS) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/92/94 buffed stats: 436/661/376 equipment: mesh cap, astral shirt, Misty Cloak, lead pipe, wicker shield, flowing hippy skirt, Folder Holder, pirate fledges, Iron Beta skills: all pre-Dread, whispers, slowness, breakfast, starch, splashdance, song of sauce familiar: 23-pound sombrero effects: drescher, butt-rock hair, go get 'em, curiosity, everything looks yellow, empathy, leash, song of sauce, seeing colors, mental a-cue-ity, rainy soul miasma, jaba, jala, erudite, starry-eyed (+35%), concentration, tomato power, deep dark, mystically oiled, phairly balanced, astral, elemental, strange mental acuity, rage, stevedave, pisces, destructive resolve, bravery HP 865/865; MP 431/1111 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: he misses 1: kneebutt 342(+53)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3) +67 +stun 2: kneebutt 336(+53)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3) +41 +stun 3: kneebutt 325(+53)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3) +72; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless skullcap, substats: 30/19/22 2013-08-29 (Starch 7) greycat, level 13 AT (HCHS) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/91/151 buffed stats: 429/650/439 -> equipment: reinf headband, Misty Cape, yak anorak, world's smallest violin, wonderwall, distressed denim, Folder Holder, Iron Beta, astral mask folders: +2 mox/fight, -combat, DR 15 regen 10-20 HP/MP, +5 wt, +50% spell dam skills: all pre-dread + cold one, north, turtleini, conspir, slowness, starch, spag breakfast, splashdance, song of sauce familiar: ??-pound scarecrow (swashbuckling pants) effects: pisces, emp, heart of orange, leash, steve, myst oiled, star-eyed, erudite, puzzle fury, a-cue-ity, jaba, walberg, jala, curi, mojo, song of sauce, deep dark, slippery oiliness, red door, stench wad, HWG, hot wad, cold wad, tomato power, butt-rock hair, nanobrainy HP 800/800; MP 327/1133 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: He strips first 10 effects (list above); jala does 3; jaba does 3; I take 4 1: attack crit 133(+42)(+7)(+7); fam blocks; he strips nanobrainy, hot wad, stench wad, slippery oil, mojo, red door, HWG, cold wad, jaba, deep dark 2: attack 87(+35); he strips the rest; jala does 3; I take 2 3: face stab 11 -9 att -9 def; fam blocks 4: attack 35; fam blocks 5: stealth mistletoe 6: face stab 12 -18 att -18 def; fam blocks 7: face stab 11 -18 att -18 def; fam blocks 8: attack 56; fam blocks 9: attack 49; fam blocks 10: attack crit 59; fam blocks 11: attack 59; fam blocks 12: attack 49; fam blocks 13: attack 59; fam blocks 14: attack 56; fam blocks 15: attack 55; fam blocks 16: attack 59; fam blocks 17: attack 52; fam blocks 18: attack 50; fam blocks 19: attack 59; boss down Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, factoid, substats: 11/14/37 2013-09-13 (Martinus 6) greycat, level 13 S (HCHS) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 98/154/99 buffed stats: 401/651/311 -> equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, Misty Robe, electric crutch, pizza cutter, bullet-proof cords, Folder Holder (+2 myst/fight, -combat, DR 15, regen 10-20 HP/MP, +5 lbs, +50% spell damage), fledges, Iron Beta skills: all but Sauceshell, Bravado inintrics: cayanne, nerd familiar: ??-pound sombrero effects: curiosity, empathy, leash, a-cue-ity, stenchtastic, twinklefairy, supafly, erudite, glittering, go get 'em, butt-rock, mojo, heart of orange, stevedave, visions, starry-eyed, HWG, song of sauce, disco state, mariachi, saucemastery, pasta oneness, patience, seal clubbing, jackass, mystically oiled, tomato power, phorcefulness, pisces, bravery, destructive resolve, on the trail HP 667/700; MP 407/1480 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: lose destructive, erudite, empathy, on the trail, curiosity, mystically, starry, jackass, phorceful, pisces; I take 5 (HP 515/515; MP 407/1001) 1: WotP 403(+402); lose pasta, butt-rock, a-cue-ity, mojo, song of sauce, visions, bravery, sauce, stevedave, leash; he misses 2: WotP 136(+136); lose seal, disco, HWG, orange, mariachi, twinklefairy, tomato, supafly, go get 'em, patience; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless scarf, factoid, substats: 22/29/17 2013-09-18 (Bill 3) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCHS) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 106/157/106 buffed stats: 169/203/163 -> 132/203/147 equipment: beer helmet, red wings, surgical apron, ice cream scoop, OPS, distressed denims, Folder Holder, Iron Beta, Juju folders: +20 myst, +20 mox, DR 15 + regen 10-20 HP/MP, +5 lbs, +500% dread items skills: all but club earth, carbo cudgel, turtleini, splattersmash, sauceshell, conspiratorial, shadow noodles, song of north/slowness/starch intrinsics: peppermint, trickster god, jocks familiar: ?-pound sombrero (moveable feast) effects: butt-rock, ben gal, curiosity, leash, ocelot, song of sauce, rage, HWG, fortitude, empathy, power ballad HP 396/396; MP 312/517 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: lose all bug song of sauce; I take 8 (HP 239/239; MP 312/517) 1: WotP 119(+119); I take 15 2: WotP 105(+105); feast does 8/hot; I take 14 3: WotP 115(+115); I take 15 4: shieldbutt 23(+43)(+21) +33 -5 attack; I take 13 5: WotP 112(+111); I win Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 17/38/22 2013-09-26 (Bor 3) greycat, level 13 Zombie Master (HC) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/91/91 buffed stats: 269/107/121 -> equipment: wool hat, Misty Cloak, bear arms, distressed denims, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges, sphygmomanometer skills: all Zombie (fullness=15/30) familiar: 25-pound gnome (lung) HP 498/498; Horde 72 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 41 (HP 457/465; Horde 72) 1: meat shields blocked; she HEALS 1 2: meat shields blocked; I take 45 3: meat shields blocked; I take 44 4: meat shields up; minion blocks 5: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 6: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 7: meat shields blocked; minion blocks 8: meat shields ++; minion blocks 9: attack 122; I take 45 10: attack 120; minion blocks 11: attack 120; minion blocks 12: attack 119; minion blocks; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 361/465; Horde 61) 1: attack 111; lung blocks; minion blocks 2: attack 117; minion blocks 3: attack 114; minion blocks 4: attack 109; minion blocks 5: attack crit 119 +stun; minion blocks 6: attack 117; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 361/465; Horde 55) 1: bear-ly legal -22 att -22 def +60 meat; minion blocks 2: pounce 182; minion blocks 3: pounce 208; lung blocks; minion blocks 4: pounce 173; minion blocks 5: pounce 190; minion blocks 6: pounce 194; lung blocks 7: attack 79; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 33/16/10 2013-10-03 (Petember 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCHS) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/149/97 buffed stats: 280/448/196 -> equipment: beer helmet, surgical apron, Misty Robe, Maxwell's, ice cream scoop, bullet-proof, Iron Beta, Folder Holder, pirate fledges folders: Mus+15, Mox+15, +2 Myst/fight, -combat, DR 15, regen 10-20, +5 lbs skills: ALL, baby! intrinsics: garlic, greaser familiar: ?-lb. rogue program effects: curiosity, jaba, song of sauce, visions, jala, puzzle, a-cue-ity, heart of orange, leash, mojo, erudite, HWG, stevedave, empathy, jackass, pisces, tomato power, mystically oiled, phorce, destructive, on the trail HP 482/482; MP 161/1084 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: Lose: leash, mojo, erudite, mystically oiled, a-cue-ity, visions, jala, HWG, jackass, curi; he misses 1: WotP 254(+253); lose: empathy, tomato, song of sauce, stevedave, destructive, phorce, pisces, jaba, on the trail, puzzle; jaba does 3; I take 7 (HP 215/215; MP 137/496) 2: WotP 54(+54); fam does 11 (+11 MP); I take 18 3: stringozzi 84; poison 42; I take 17 4: WotP crit 103(+102); poison 21; I take 16 5: candyblast 52; poison 11; I win Karma, Game Grid token, Thwaitgold, stainless scarf, substats: 14/36/11 2013-10-10 (Carlvember 1) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCHS) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 157/105/105 buffed stats: 268/141/141 -> 229/141/141 equipment: beer helmet, red wings, surgical apron, ice cream scoop, green lantern, GAP, Folder Holder, Juju, vampire fangs folders: landscape, jackass, red, heavy metal skills: missing lunge smack, hibernate, cold shoulder, buoyancy, scowl, seething, thirst, cavalcade, explosion, precision, puffin, club earth, turtleini, sauceshell, whispers, slowness, shadow noodles, starch intrinsics: cayenne, iron palms, gaze of lightning, jocks familiar: 28-pound sandworm (feast) effects: ocelot, phat loot, super skill, jackass, song of sauce, go get 'em, empathy, rage, leash, curiosity HP 575/575; MP 260/343 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: all effects lost; I take 33 (HP 501/501; MP 260/343) 1: WotP 74(+73)(+73); I take 33 2: WotP 63(+62)(+62); feast 14/sleaze; I take 32 3: WotP 66(+66)(+66); I take 32 4: WotP 75(+75)(+75); feast 11/hot; I take 32 5: WotP 72(+71)(+71); feast 17/hot; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, factoid, substats: 46/19/18 2013-10-10 (Carlvember 1) greycat, level 13 AT (HCHS) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 103/101/158 buffed stats: 327/435/415 -> equipment: sugar chapeau, Misty Cape, surgical apron, pizza cutter, Maxwell's, bullet-proof cord, Folder Holder, pirate fledges, Iron Beta folders: sports, landscape, red, heavy metal, Yedi skills: ALL! intrinsics: cayenne, greaser familiar: ?-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) effects: elemental, astral, go get 'em, glittering, empathy, starry-eyed, curiosity, supafly, erudite, stenchtastic, cold blloded, leash, mystically oiled, puzzle fury, tomato power, song of sauce, concentration, pasta one, mojo, saucemastery, stevedave, deep dark, jackasses, pisces, ninja please, destructive resolve, oiled-up, uncaged power HP 515/515; MP 369/868 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: lose visions, song of sauce, mojo, concentration, stevedave, uncaged, starry-eyed, jackass, saucemastery, go get 'em; I take 7 1: WotP 308(+308); fam hits 33; lose stenchtastic, supafly, cold blooded, tomato power, destructive, leash, puzzle, erudite, empathy, astral; he misses 2: WotP crit 377(+376); fam hits 31; lose rest of effects; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, substats: 13/12/36 2013-10-17 (Carlvember 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCHS) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 99/150/99 buffed stats: 354/574/239 -> equipment: cold water bottle, Misty Robe, surgical apron, pizza cutter x2, bullet-proof cords, Folder Holder, Iron Beta, Camera folders: blue, tranquil, Jackass, Yedi, heavy metal camera: +10/+10/+5 skills: ALL! intrinsics: cayenne, jocks familiar: ?-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) effects: empathy, curiosity, glittering, jaba, jala, puzzle, saucemastery, a-cue-ity, erudite, oneness, starry-eyed, mojo, phat loot, stevedave, HWG, deep dark, concentration, ninja please, pisces, tomato, leash, mystically oiled, phorce, song of sauce, destructive, bravery, on the trail, thaumodynamic HP 588/588; MP 285/1315 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: lose glittering, concentration, phorce, saucemastery, puzzle, song of sauce, oneness, starry, stevedave, thaumodynamic; he misses 1: WotP 424(+424); fam hits 37; lose empathy, pisces, erudite, mojo, jaba, ninja, a-cue-ity, tomato, curiosity, destructive; jala hits 2; jaba hits 3; I take 14 2: WotP 163(+162); fam hits 34; lose all remaining effects (incl. on the trail); I win Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless scarf, substats: 20/33/14 2013-10-28 (Boozember 3) greycat, level 14 DB (HCHS) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 115/116/175 buffed stats: 346/484/552 -> equipment: worn tophat, Misty Cape, surgical apron, candy knife, batblade, leather chaps, Folder Holder, Yearbook Camera, astral mask folders: red, tranquil, Yedi, sportsballs, heavy metal Camera: +15, +10, +10 skills: all but smirk, knife in the dark, shank, inferno, sensitive fingers, leer intrinsics: garlic, greaser familiar: ?-pound hand (lead pipe) effects: deadly flashing, izchak, mental acuity, HWG, springy, phat loot, walberg, teleportitis, object detection, empathy, leash, steve, glittering, power ballad, stench wad, hot wad, puzzle fury, curiosity, sleaze wad, deep dark, tomato power, erudite, mystically oiled, starry-eyed, ocelot, heavy petting, song of sauce, a-cue-ity, ninja please, pisces, dweeby, rage, kindly resolve, destructive resolve, uncaged, on the trail HP 614/614; MP 327/889 (buffed) Fight 1: 0: lose stench, empathy, a-cue-ity, leash, erudite, puzzle, ocelot, dweeby, curiosity, deadly flashing; he misses 1: kneebutt crit 309(+15)(+42)(+7) +44; fam hits 38; lose object, trail, rage, phat loot, sleaze wad, mental acuity, steve, springy, uncaged, hot wad; he misses 2: kneebutt crit 214(+17)(+35) +42; fam hits 40; lose deep dark, izchak, power ballad, walberg, destructive, HWG, ninja, petting, kindly, sauce; he misses 3: kneebutt 160(+19) +34; fam hits 22; lose all effects; I win Thwaitgold, stainless slacks, substats: 12/14/35 2013-10-31 (Boozember 6) greycat, level 17 AT (HCBIG) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 195/194/269 buffed stats: 403/596/630 -> 205/204/398 equipment: sneakmask, midriff, Misty Cape, Squeezebox, big pants, astral mask, tap shoes, Iron Beta skills: all but Deft Hands, Honorable, Sticky, Zydeco, Master Thief, Knowing Smile, Memory intrinsics: cayenne familiar: 7-pound sombrero wand: check HP 651/654; MP 190/1019 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 322/322; MP 204/357) 1: cadenza 28 heal 19; she misses 2: attack 131(+10); she steals 17 MP 3: attack 130(+10); she misses 4: attack 129(+10); I take 4 5: attack crit 139(+10); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 8-pound sombrero Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 322/322; MP 188/357) 1: attack 130(+10); she steals 18 MP 2: attack 129(+10); she misses 3: attack crit 136(+10); she steals 12 MP 4: attack 129(+10); she misses 5: attack 129(+10); she misses 6: attack 129(+10); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, substats: 330/334/805 2013-11-07 (Dougtember 5) greycat, level 17 SC (HCBIG!) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 287/205/207 buffed stats: 468/568/294 -> 367/219/221 equipment: moist sailor's cap, surgical apron, barskin cloak, big pants, Slow Talkin', pirate fledges, Aluminum Epsilon skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: garlic, all KFH familiar: 7-pound sombrero wand: check HP 925/925; MP 411/958 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: jaba does 5; I take 3 (HP 733/733; MP 382/382) 1: attack crit 108(+20)(+51); she HEALS 119 2: attack 108(+20)(+51); I take 10 3: attack 108(+20)(+51); I take 10 4: attack 108(+20)(+51); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 8-pound sombrero Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 10 (HP 709/733; MP 382/382) 1: attack 108(+20)(+51); I take 10 2: attack crit 108(+20)(+51); I take 10 3: attack crit 108(+20)(+51); I take 11 4: attack 108(+20)(+51); I take 10 5: attack 108(+20)(+51); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless shillelagh, substats: 740/378/345 2013-11-09 (Dougtember 7) greybobcat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Wombat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 150/86/85 buffed stats: 284/112/145 -> equipment: reinforced beaded, Misty Cloak, Trusty, bullet-proof corduroys, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, pirate fledges skills: all Feasting, all Shouting, Fighting up to Legendary Luck familiar: L8 Clancy (sackbut) HP 557/557; MP 58/152 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 38 (HP 516/516; MP 58/152) 1: attack 117; I take 44 2: attack 118; I take 44 3: attack crit 130; I take 43 4: attack crit 137; Clancy heals 14/17; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 53 (HP 360/516; MP 75/152) 1: attack 107; I take 51 2: attack 113; I take 53 3: attack 112; I take 49 4: attack 114; I take 50 5: attack 113; I take 53 6: attack crit 125; Clancy heals 19/19; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 393/58; I take 60 (HP 456/516; MP 152/152) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stagger 2: cleave 174; I take 33 3: cleave crit 266; I take 32 4: cleave 177; I take 32 5: cleave crit 284; I take 32 6: cleave 147; I take 33 7: cleave 185; Clancy heals 16/16; Pete down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/13/10 2013-11-12 (Jarlsuary 2) greycat, level 18 TT (HCBIG!) (Platypus) (MCD=off) raw stats: 311/219/220 buffed stats: 644/703/388 -> 364/232/233 equipment: wreath of laurels, Misty Cloak, yak anorak, big pants, filigreed hamnecklace, Purple Horseshoe, pirate fledges skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: cayenne, all KFH, glorious blessing/storm familiar: 12-pound sombrero wand: check HP 1344/1344; MP 351/1217 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 753/753; MP 351/348) 1: attack 104(+54); I take 12 2: attack 104(+54); I take 11 3: attack 104(+54); I take 11 4: attack 104(+54); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 12 (HP 715/753; MP 354/458) 1: attack 104(+54); I take 11 2: attack crit 104(+54); I take 12 3: attack 104(+54); I take 12 4: attack 104(+54); I take 11 5: attack 104(+54); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: water purification pills, Thwaitgold, stainless skullcap substats: 920/369/391 2013-11-18 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCCA2) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 158/104/105 buffed stats: 305/131/160 -> 278/128/141 equipment: beer helmet, surgical apron, red wings, Bludgeon, OPS, flowing hippy skirt, Iron Beta, Juju (unset), fangs skills: all TT/gnome/hobopolis/pvp/events/dis/crimbo/slime, cudgel, splatter, splash intrinsics: glorious storm wand: check familiar: 26-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) HP 589/589; MP 174/357 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 544/544; MP 174/322) 1: attack 138(+11); feast 9/sleaze; I take 4 2: attack 137(+11); feast 9/physical; I take 3 3: attack 138(+11); feast 11/sleaze; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 540/544; MP 174/322) 1: attack 134(+11); she HEALS 63 2: attack 132(+11); feast 7/sleaze; she HEALS 59 3: attack 129(+11); I take 5 4: attack 128(+11); I take 4 5: attack 131(+11); I take 4 6: attack 133(+11); fam gains pound; form 2 down familiar: 27-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 1141/559/553 2013-11-18 (Jarlsuary 8) greycat, level 19 S (HCBIG!) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 234/330/235 buffed stats: 257/365/258 -> 257/365/258 equipment: voodoo mask, Misty Robe, asbestos apron, big pants, Wossname, fledges, badass belt skills: all but new PM intrinsics: peppermint, full kung fu wand: check familiar: 17-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 407/407; MP 374/824 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 400/407; MP 374/824) 1: weaksauce blocked; I take 8 2: weaksauce delevels 12/11 +stagger 3: saucegeyser 162/cold; delevel 11/12; I take 7 4: saucegeyser 160/hot; delevel 10/10; I take 4 5: attack 99(+57); delevel 12/12; I take 3 6: attack 99(+57); delevel 11/11; +5 soulsauce; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 18-pound sombrero (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 371/407; MP 323/824) 1: weaksauce delevels 11/12 +stagger 2: saucegeyser crit 205/hot; delevel 11/10; I take 6 3: saucegeyser 161/cold; delevel 12/12; I take 6 4: attack 99(+57); delevel 10/12; I take 4 5: attack 99(+57); delevel 11/11; she misses 6: attack 99(+57); delevel 11/12; +5 soulsauce; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: +1 Soulsauce, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 444/1037/456 2013-11-21 (Frankruary 3) greycat, level 13 PM (HCCA2) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 112/161/111 buffed stats: 151/173/193 -> 145/189/184 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, rice peeler, wicker shield, black greaves, Iron Beta, pledge pin, fledges skills: all PM CA2 intrinsics: wormwood wand: check familiar: 1-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) thrall: L1 penne dreadful HP 326/326; MP 233/306 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 318/318; MP 233/332) 1: WotP 104(+104); fam hits 35; I take 11 2: WotP blocked; I take 14 3: WotP 111(+111); fam hits 25; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 293/318; MP 203/332) 1: WotP 99(+99); fam hits 25; she HEALS 91 2: WotP blocked; I take 20 3: WotP blocked; I take 20 4: WotP 99(+99); fam hits 19; I take 21 5: WotP blocked; I take 20 6: WotP crit 137(+137); fam hits 21; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless solitaire, substats: 114/263/147 2013-11-25 (Frankruary 7) greycat, level 13 SC (HCCA2) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 168/116/116 buffed stats: 292/140/152 -> equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, Misty Cloak, antique machete, astral mace, distressed denim, pledge pin, badass, fledges skills: all CA2 SC + class0 familiar: 1-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check HP 597/597; MP 78/181 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 25 (HP 515/515; MP 78/175) 1: attack 130(+9); fam hits 26; she HEALS 119 2: attack crit 143(+7); fam hits 26; I take 37 3: attack 128(+5); fam hits 20; I take 34 4: attack 129(+9); fam hits 21; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 10 MP (HP 455/515; MP 68/175) 1: attack crit 139(+6); fam hits 25; I take 40 2: attack crit 139(+10); fam hits 31; I take 41 3: attack crit 146(+8); fam hits 33; I take 43 4: attack 124(+6); fam hits 31; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless shillelagh, substats: 282/119/125 2013-11-25 (Frankruary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (SCCA2) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 104/103/155 buffed stats: 171/134/266 -> 139/128/219 equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, red wings, yellow laser, OPS, black greaves, Iron Beta, vampire fangs, astral mask skills: DB + all class0 pre-dread + splashdance, splattersmash, cudgel wand: check familiar: 18-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) HP 341/341; MP 162/245 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 9 (HP 304/304; MP 162/238) 1: attack crit 88(+11) -7 att -4 def; feast 4/stench; she shimmers 2: attack 60(+11) -4 att -5 def; she misses 3: attack 60(+11) -5 att -7 def; she misses 4: attack 62(+11) -5 att -5 def; she misses 5: attack 64(+11) -6 att -5 def; she shimmers; she misses 6: attack 58(+11) -4 att -6 def; feast 9/spooky; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 19-pound well-fed sombrero (feast) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 304/304; MP 162/238) 1: attack 59(+11) -4 att -4 def; she HEALS 70 2: attack crit 75(+11) -5 att -5 def; she bulges 3: attack 46(+11) -7 att -7 def; she misses 4: attack crit 73(+11) -4 att -5 def; she misses 5: attack 50(+11) -5 att -6 def; she misses 6: attack 56(+11) -7 att -5 def; feast 9/spooky; she misses 7: attack 65(+11) -4 att -5 def; feast 4/physical; she bulges 8: attack 45(+11) -4 att -5 def; she misses 9: attack 48(+11) -6 att -7 def; she misses 10: attack 49(+11) -4 att -6 def; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 454/423/1106 2013-11-28 (Starch 2) greybobcat, level 13 S (SCCA2) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 111/169/113 buffed stats: 171/208/197 -> 133/208/163 equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, Dire Shadows, ice cream scoop, glass balls, bullet-proof cords, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Sauceror, thick-skinned familiar: 6-pound mosquito (hookah) wand: check HP 233/233; MP 308/413 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 193/193; MP 308/413) 1: weaksauce delevels 7/9 2: geyser 147/hot; weaksauce delevels 7/7; she steals 17 MP 3: geyser 146/hot; weaksauce delevels 9/7; I take 20 4: geyser crit 189/hot; weaksauce delevels 6/8; +7 soulsauce; +50 MP Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 31 (HP 142/193; MP 264/413) 1: weaksauce delevels 9/8 2: geyser blocked; she bulges 3: geyser 147/hot; weaksauce delevels 9/9; I take 27 4: geyser crit 189/cold; fam hits/heals 2; weaksauce delevels 10/9; I take 23 5: geyser 147/hot; fam hits/heals 2; weaksauce delevels 9/9; she bulges; I take 33 6: geyser blocked; I take 31 7: geyser 147/hot; fam hits/heals 2; weaksauce delevels 7/8; +5 soulsauce; +44 MP Fight 1, Form 3: +6 soulsauce, Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 133/284/109 2013-12-02 (Starch 6) greycat, level 17 AT (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 208/206/291 buffed stats: 548/589/735 -> 222/225/310 equipment: Hairpiece on Fire, yak anorak, Misty Cape, Shakespeare's Sister's, Light Never, big pants, fledges, Lost Glasses, Aluminum Epsilon skills: all but utensil twist & deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, blood sugar familiar: 6-pound sombrero wand: check HP 700/829; MP 200/1121 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 11 MP (HP 334/334; MP 189/445) 1: attack 84(+5); I take 7 2: attack 83(+5); she misses 3: attack 90(+5); I take 9 4: attack 92(+5); she misses 5: attack 83(+5); she misses 6: attack 90(+5); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 9 (HP 313/334; MP 195/445) 1: attack 90(+5); she misses 2: attack 91(+5); she misses 3: attack 83(+5); she misses 4: attack 84(+5); she misses 5: attack 89(+5); she misses 6: attack 93(+5); she misses 7: attack 90(+5); she misses 8: attack 88(+5); she misses 9: attack 84(+5); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless suspenders, substats: 328/318/692 2013-12-05 (April 1) greycat, level 13 TT (HCCA2) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 158/108/109 buffed stats: 450/294/236 -> 306/131/126 equipment: beer helmet, turtlemail hauberk, Misty Cloak, Work, Ouija, bulletproof cords, rusty chain, Iron Beta, fledges skills: all CA2 TT + class-0 familiar: 11-pound disembodied hand (lead pipe) wand: check HP 803/803; MP 333/786 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 565/565; MP 317/317) 1: attack crit 91; fam hits 43; I take 5 2: attack 85; fam hits 35; I take 6 3: attack 82; fam hits 28; she steals 16 MP 4: attack 90; fam hits 27; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 428/435; MP 301/317) 1: attack 73; fam hits 31; I take 7 2: attack 66; fam hits 38; I take 6 3: attack 74; fam hits 38; I take 8 4: attack 67; fam hits 36; I take 8 5: attack crit 75; fam hits 35; she steals 17 MP 6: attack 64; fam hits 44; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless skullcap, substats: 263/129/132 2013-12-08 (April 4) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCCA2) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 103/152/103 buffed stats: 185/309/170 -> 128/269/128 equipment: reinf headband, red wings, surgial apron, Rocks the Ladle, green lantern, bullet-proof cords, fangs, pledge pin, Iron Beta skills: all PM CA2 *except* club earth, turtleini, sauceshell, whispers, shadow noodles intrinsics: peppermint thrall: L10 spice ghost familiar: 8-pound sombrero (feast) wand: check HP 404/404; MP 340/620 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 20 (HP 324/324; MP 340/554) 1: WotP 104(+104)(+104); feast 3/sleaze; I take 41 2: WotP 92(+91)(+92); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 9-pound sombrero (feast) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 47 (HP 236/324; MP 308/429) 1: WotP 104(+105)(+105); I take 45 2: WotP 89(+90)(+90); I take 45 3: ravioli 13(+13) 13(+13) 26; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 359/795/368 2013-12-11 (April 7) greycat, level 18 AT (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 221/220/310 buffed stats: 568/735/1023 -> 228/233/559 equipment: papier-mitre, punk rock jacket, Misty Cape, Shakespeare's, wonderwall, big pants, Gaia beads, pirate fledges, chintzy accordion skills: ALL except deft hands intrinsics: cayenne, blood sugar wand: check familiar: 11-pound sombrero HP 851/851; MP 308/1363 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 392/392; MP 308/440) 1: attack 117(+10); she misses 2: attack 120(+10); she misses 3: attack 119(+10); she misses 4: attack 119(+10); she misses 5: attack 116(+10); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 387/392; MP 310/440) 1: attack 117(+10); she misses 2: attack 119(+10); she misses 3: attack 116(+10); she misses 4: attack 117(+10); she misses 5: attack 118(+10); she misses 6: attack 117(+10); fam gains pound; she misses familiar: 12-pound sombrero Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 402/379/897 2013-12-12 (April 8) greybobcat, level 13 AT (SCCA2) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 106/107/160 buffed stats: 201/181/466 -> 127/133/370 equipment: Scream Emperor, Dire Shadows, surgical apron, Shakespeare's, A Light, Vicar's Tutu, astral mask, Iron Beta, ear trumpet skills: AT guild, thick-skinned familiar: 19-pound sombrero (sugar shield) wand: check HP 344/344; MP 205/251 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 20 (HP 250/250; MP 203/203) 1: attack 102(+5); I take 18 2: attack 104(+5); I take 20 3: attack 107(+5); she misses 4: attack 99(+5); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 162/200; MP 203/203) 1: attack 78(+5); she misses 2: attack 93(+5); she misses 3: attack 93(+5); she misses 4: attack 91(+5); she steals 11 MP 5: attack 89(+5); she misses 6: attack 90(+5); she misses 7: attack 91(+5); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 477/477/1020 2014-01-04 (Bor 7) greycat, level 13 Zombie Master (HCZ) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/93/94 buffed stats: 319/140/169 -> 259/119/120 equipment: reinforced headand, Cloak of Dire, bear arms, bullet-proof cords, fledges, badass belt, Nickel Gamma skills: all Zombie (16 fullness) familiar: 25-pound reanimator (50 legs) HP 573/573; Horde 67 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 21 (HP 463/463; Horde 67) 1: meat shields up; I take 40 2: meat shields ++; I take 43 3: attack 129; minion blocks 4: attack 128; minion blocks 5: attack 126; minion blocks 6: attack 128; minion blocks; good brain; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: minion blocks (HP 399/463; Horde 60) 1: attack 121; minion blocks 2: attack 121; minion blocks 3: attack crit 125; minion blocks 4: attack 119; minion blocks 5: attack 122; minion blocks; good brain; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: minion blocks (HP 399/463; Horde 54) 1: howl 325; minion blocks 2: pounce crit 166; I take 64 3: pounce 168; minion blocks 4: pounce 163; minion blocks 5: pounce 167; minion blocks 6: attack crit 88; minion blocks; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 37/11/16 2014-01-06 (Petember 1) greybobcat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Opossum) (mcd=off) raw stats: 150/93/86 buffed stats: 294/119/147 -> 271/119/134 equipment: wool hat, Misty Cloak, Trusty, black greaves, astral mask, pirate fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: all Boris except Bifurcating (fullness 30) familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 535/535; MP 112/119 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 37 (HP 494/494; MP 112/119) 1: attack 122; I take 40 2: attack 121; I take 40 3: attack crit 138; I take 39 4: attack 123; Clancy heals 9/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 47 (HP 349/494; MP 119/119) 1: attack 115; I take 47 2: attack 114; I take 49 3: attack 114; I take 47 4: attack crit 132; I take 49 5: attack 117; I take 46 6: attack crit 129; Clancy heals 10/11; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 373; I take 59 (HP 435/494; MP 119/119) 1: bellow delevels 67/67 +stagger 2: cleave 189; I take 32 3: cleave 159; I take 32 4: cleave 159; he misses 5: cleave 181; I take 29 6: cleave 192; I take 33 7: cleave 185; I take 32 8: cleave 185; Clancy heals 10/12; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 29/9/19 2014-01-08 (Petember 3) greycat, level 13 DB (HC CA2) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 110/110/161 buffed stats: 170/175/379 -> equipment: reinforced headband, punk rock, Misty Cape, Frankly, A Light, Vicar's, ear trumpet, Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all available familiar: 11-pound sombrero (pet sweater) wand: check HP 374/389; MP 129/242 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 320/320; MP 129/192) 1: attack 88(+5); she misses 2: attack 83(+5); she misses 3: attack 89(+5); she misses 4: attack 85(+5); she misses 5: attack 83(+5); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 270/270; MP 131/192) (Huh?? Smithsness removal bug?) 1: attack 75(+5); she misses 2: attack 70(+5); she misses 3: attack 76(+5); she misses 4: attack 72(+5); she misses 5: attack 71(+5); she misses 6: attack 68(+5); she steals 17 MP 7: attack 67(+5); she misses 8: attack 70(+5); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: fam gains pound (12-pound sombrero); campfire heals 3/4 Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless slacks, substats: 368/385/876 2014-01-15 (Carlvember 2) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCBooze) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 152/103/104 buffed stats: 329/154/162 -> 286/131/138 -> 210/131/138 equipment: reinforced headband, red wings, surgical apron, Meat Murder, wicker shield, black greaves, fledges, Iron Beta, Juju skills: a lot intrinsics: cayenne, volcano god wand: check familiar: 26-pound sombrero (well fed, sugar shield) HP 721/721; MP 63/275 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 620/620; MP 63/237) 1: attack 102(+36); I take 4 2: attack crit 128(+36); I take 3 3: attack 113(+36); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 470/475; MP 64/237) 1: attack 91(+36); I take 5 2: attack 76(+36); I take 4 3: attack 83(+36); I take 4 4: attack 77(+36); I take 5 5: attack crit 128(+36); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, sbw, substats: 1195/498/534 2014-01-18 (Carlvember 5) greycat, level 13 SC (HCNP) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 150/94/96 buffed stats: 567/438/273 -> 282/116/113 -> 207/116/113 equipment: mesh cap, Misty Cloak, yak anorak, Meat Murder, sawblade shield, distressed denim, fledges, Iron Beta, badass belt skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: cayenne, blood sugar wand: check fury: 2 familiar: 17-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 1085/1085; MP 470/829 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 558/558; MP 229/229) 1: attack 86; I take 5 2: attack 92; she HEALS 74 3: attack 95; I take 4 4: attack 98; I take 6 5: attack 86; I take 4 6: attack 84; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 7 (HP 404/419; MP 229/229) 1: face stab blocked; she HEALS 1 2: face stab 54 -9 att -9 def; I take 4 3: attack 95; I take 6 4: attack 92; I take 6 5: attack 92; I take 5 6: attack 95; I take 5 7: attack 96; I take 6 8: attack 88; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, stainless shillelagh, substats: 1008/460/428 2014-01-31 (Boozember 2) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCCA2) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 107/162/108 buffed stats: 289/391/216 -> 128/318/162 equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, Camp Scout backpack, Saucepanic, wicker shield, distressed denim, Juju Mojo, astral mask, Iron Beta skills: All CA2 S + Gnomes, Hobo, Hodgman, Misc, World Events, PvP, Challenge, Kloop, Crimbo (except Hug), Slime, Special, Mimes, Dungeoneer, Cudgel, Splattersmash, Splashdance intrinsics: Trickster wand: check soulsauce: 100 familiar: 18-pound sombrero (snow suit) HP 347/414; MP 342/644 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 228/228; MP 342/561) 1: saucegeyser 140/hot; I take 22 2: saucegeyser 141/cold; I take 22 3: saucegeyser 141/cold; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 29 (HP 155/228; MP 274/369) 1: saucegeyser 141/hot; I take 28 2: saucegeyser blocked; I take 26 3: saucegeyser blocked; I take 30 4: gauze garter heals 90; she steals 17 MP 5: saucegeyser 139/hot; I take 27 6: saucegeyser 142/cold; I take 27 7: saucegeyser 140/cold; I take 29 8: saucegeyser blocked; she HEALS 57 9: saucegeyser blocked; I take 27 10: saucegeyser 140/cold; carrot nose drop; snow suit melts; form 2 down familiar: 17-pound sombrero (snow suit) Fight 1, Form 3: cheerfulness ration, fam gains pound, Karma, Thwaitgold substats: 426/1021/457 2014-02-08 (Dougtember 2) greycat, level 13 Boris (HCBoris) (Platypus) (MCD=off) raw stats: 159/99/96 buffed stats: 303/129/141 -> 279/129/126 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cloak, Trusty, bullet-proof cords, pirate fledges, badass belt, Zinc Delta skills: all Boris (fullness=30) familiar: L6 Clancy (sackbut) HP 591/591; MP 134/169 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 12 MP (HP 548/548; MP 122/169) 1: cleave (oops) crit 193; I take 47 2: attack crit 138; I take 48 3: attack 125; Clancy heals 12/12; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 16 MP (HP 478/548; MP 113/169) 1: attack 121; I take 56 2: attack crit 129; I take 52 3: attack 119; I take 52 4: attack 119; I take 55 5: attack 121; Clancy heals 12/11; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Clancy heals 273/45; I take 63 (HP 485/548; HP 169/169) 1: Bellow delevels 67/67 2: cleave 172; I take 38 3: cleave 187; I take 37 4: cleave 187; I take 33 5: cleave 187; I take 34 6: cleave crit 262; I take 38 7: cleave 198; I take 34 8: mighty axing crit 201; Clancy heals 13/14; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 37/13/11 2014-02-12 (Dougtember 6) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCBooze) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 98/150/101 buffed stats: 154/386/158 -> 123/328/126 -> 123/253/126 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Rocks the Ladle, A Light, bullet-proof cords, navel ring, fangs, Iron Beta skills: a lot intrinsics: cayenne, BSSM wand: check familiar: 33-pound well-fed sombrero (Snow Suit) thrall: L10 spice ghost HP 305/305; MP 308/959 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 11 (HP 264/264; MP 308/828) 1: WotP 147(+147); navel zoom 2: WotP crit 182(+182); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 34-pound well-fed sombrero (Snow Suit) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 247/264; MP 251/660) 1: WotP 143(+143); navel zoom 2: WotP crit 179(+179); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 576/1328/561 2014-02-13 (Dougtember 7) greycat, level 19 AT (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 238/241/343 buffed stats: 346/350/836 -> 250/253/698 -> 250/253/527 equipment: papier-mitre, yak anorak, Misty Cape, Shakespeare's, Light, Tutu, Hand in Glove, Ratsworth's monocle, Blue Diamond skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: Garlic, BSSM wand: check familiar: 22-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 622/622; MP 193/670 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 492/492; MP 193/496) 1: attack 125(+5); hand 5; I take 13 2: attack 124(+5); hand 2; she misses 3: attack 124(+5); hand 3; she misses 4: attack 124(+5); hand 2; she misses 5: attack crit 137(+5); hand 5; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 23-pound sombrero (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 432/442; MP 198/496) 1: attack 131(+5); hand 3; she misses 2: attack 132(+5); hand 2; she misses 3: attack 132(+5); hand 3; she misses 4: attack 131(+5); hand 4; she misses 5: attack 129(+5); hand 2; she misses 6: attack crit 135(+5); hand 5; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 515/517/1084 2014-02-17 (Jarlsuary 3) darkgreycat, level 13 Sneaky Pete (SCPete) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 87/87/149 buffed stats: 152/139/259 -> 129/129/227 equipment: Boris's Helm, astral shirt, red wings, Pete's basket, hot plate, GAP, fangs, Juju, pledge pin skills: Catchphrase, Snap, Showman, Wheelie intrinsics: Trickster Ethel: sweepy red light, deep seat cushions HP 292/292; MP 101/189 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 262/262; MP 101/179) 1: attack 128(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); she misses 2: attack 130(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); she steals 17 MP 3: attack 127(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); hat +8 MP; seat +28 meat; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 262/262; MP 92/179) 1: attack 120(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); she misses 2: attack 124(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); she HEALS 146 3: attack 125(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); she misses 4: attack 124(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); she misses 5: attack 120(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+33); hat +9 MP; seat +27 meat; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: (got initiative) 1: attack 70(+5)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+9); plate 1/hot; I take 43/hot 2: feed 29 (+14 HP, +14 MP) 3: attack 74(+5)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+9); plate 1/hot; I take 51/sleaze 4: wheelie 36 (-38 att, -28 def); plate 1/hot; I take 30 5: attack 89(+5)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+9); plate 1/hot; I take 37/hot 6: wheelie 34 (-32 att, -24 def); he misses 7: attack 106(+5)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+9); he misses 8: attack 107(+5)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+9); form 3 down hat +10 MP; Karma; seat +22 meat; Thwaitgold; substats: 19/19/43; factoid 2014-02-19 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 13 Sneaky Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 87/88/151 buffed stats: 109/114/284 -> 99/104/251 equipment: fuzzy montera, midriff scrubs, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, astra mask, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: Catchphrase, Snap, Wheelie audience: 30 love motorcycle: nitro tank, sweepy red light, massage seat HP 166/166; MP 115/134 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 12 (HP 153/153; MP 115/124) 1: attack 78(+10); she misses 2: attack 84(+10); she misses 3: attack 80(+10); she misses 4: attack 82(+10); she misses 5: attack 87(+10); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 153/153; KP 123/124) 1: attack 72(+10); she misses 2: attack crit 85(+10); she misses 3: attack 76(+10); she misses 4: attack 76(+10); she misses 5: attack 75(+10); she misses 6: attack crit 85(+10); she misses 7: attack 76(+10); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I win init 1: wheelie 37 (-36 att, -27 def); he misses 2: wheelie 34 (-30 att, -22 def); he misses 3: attack 57(+3); he misses 4: attack crit 69(+3); he misses 5: attack 57(+3); he misses 6: attack 55(+3); he misses 7: attack 57(+3); I take 19/sleaze 8: attack crit 65(+3); I take 18/sleaze 9: attack 55(+3); he misses 10: attack 57(+3); he misses 11: attack 57(+3); form 3 down! +4 HP, +3 MP; Karma; Thwaitgold; substats: 12/17/41; factoid 2014-02-22 (Jarlsuary 8) darkgreycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 91/93/153 buffed stats: 106/112/273 -> 96/102/263 equipment: fuzzy montera, punk rock jacket, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, astral mask, tap shoes, Nickel Gamma skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 4 audience: 24 love motorcycle: sweepy red light, deep seat cushions HP 162/162; MP 122/132 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 149/149; MP 122/122) 1: attack 83; she misses 2: attack 82; she misses 3: attack 85; she misses 4: attack 81; she msises 5: attack 86; 27 meat; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 149/149; MP 122/122) 1: attack crit 90; she steals 16 MP 2: attack 75; I take 14 3: attack 77; I take 15 4: attack 71; she misses 5: attack 71; I take 14 6: attack 69; she misses 7: attack 77; she misses 8: attack 68; she misses 9: attack 69; 20 meat; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 18 (HP 88/149; MP 106/122) 1: wheelie 38 (-38 att, -29 def); he misses 2: wheelie 38 (-31 att, -24 def); I take 21/sleaze 3: attack 58; I take 17 4: attack 59; he misses 5: attack 57; I take 19/sleaze 6: garter blocked; he misses 7: attack crit 61; I take 20/sleaze 8: garter heals 106; he misses 9: attack 58; he misses 10: attack 56; I take 19 11: attack 59; I take 19/sleaze 12: attack 59; he misses 13: attack 60; I take 16 14: attack 57; form 3 down Karma, 29 meat, Thwaitgold, substats: 17/19/37; factoid 2014-02-23 (Frankruary 1) greycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 86/86/149 buffed stats: 135/121/263 -> 112/111/231 equipment: fuzzy montera, astral shirt, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, Boner necklace, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 5 audience: 29 love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 200/200; MP 82/141 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 170/170; MP 82/131) 1: attack 68(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 69(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 68(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack crit 88(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); CSA discount; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 170/170; MP 89/131) 1: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 21 2: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 16 3: attack 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 20 4: attack 61(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack crit 62(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack 56(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 148 8: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 9: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 55 10: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 11: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 12: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I win init (HP 113/170; MP 89/131) 1: wheelie 36 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 28 2: wheelie 36 (-31 att, -23 def); he misses 3: wheelie 34 (-26 att, -19 def); I take 26/hot 4: garter heals 97; he misses 5: attack 56(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 26/sleaze 6: attack 57(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 7: attack 59(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 8: attack 57(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 21/sleaze 9: attack 56(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 10: attack 57(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 11: attack 57(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 21/hot 12: attack fumble -6; he misses 13: attack 56(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 17/16/40; factoid 2014-02-26 (Frankruary 4) darkgreycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 88/90/153 buffed stats: 128/130/254 -> 118/121/221 equipment: fuzzy montera, astral shirt, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, hors d'oeuvre tray, bullet-proof, Nickel Gamma, fledges, badass belt skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 6 audience: 28 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, deep seat cushions HP 191/191; MP 125/190 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 178/178; MP 125/181) 1: attack 58(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 60(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 64(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 56 5: attack 64(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack crit 70(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); 27 meat; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 178/178; MP 127/181) 1: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 67 2: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack crit 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 48(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack crit 72(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 50(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack 52(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 9: attack 50(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 10: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); 25 meat; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I get init 1: wheelie 34 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 27/hot 2: wheelie 34 (-31 att, -23 def); I take 24/sleaze 3: wheelie 33 (-26 att, -19 def); he misses 4: attack 51(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 23/sleaze 5: attack 51(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 25 6: attack 50(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 7: garter heals 100; he misses 8: attack 52(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 9: attack 52(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 21/sleaze 10: attack 52(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 27 11: attack 54(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 12: attack 51(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 13: attack 55(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); form 3 down! Karma, 20 meat, Thwaitgold, substats: 15/14/50, factoid 2014-03-01 (Frankruary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 85/88/154 buffed stats: 116/123/256 -> 106/113/223 equipment: double-ice cap, astral shirt, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, Nickel Gamma, fledges, pledge pin skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 5, Rebel 3 audience: 26 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 179/179; MP 112/143 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 179/202; MP 112/133) 1: attack 56(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 51(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 58(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 51(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 49(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 18, she takes 16/cold; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 171/202; MP 125/133) 1: attack crit 51(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 22, she takes 19/cold 2: attack 40(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she thaws 3: attack 44(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 48(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 45(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 47(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack fumble -1; I take 21 8: attack 47(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 23 9: garter blocked; she misses 10: garter heals 84; she misses 11: attack 45(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 12: attack 39(+3)(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 39/sleaze, he takes 4/cold (HP 149/202; MP 125/133) 1: wheelie 36 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 28/sleaze 2: wheelie 34 (-30 att, -23 def); he misses 3: wheelie 32 (-26 att, -20 def); I take 24/hot 4: wheelie 33 (-22 att, -16 def); he misses 5: garter heals 110; he misses 6: attack fumble -7; I take 24 7: attack 58(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 23/sleaze 8: attack 56(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 31/sleaze 9: attack 56(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 24 10: garter heals 106; I take 28/sleaze 11: attack 56(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 27 12: attack 58(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 30/hot 13: attack 58(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 24 14: attack 54(+1)(+4)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 15: wheelie 34 (-19 att, -14 def); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 11/14/49 2014-03-02 (Frankruary 8) greycat, level 16 AT (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 181/182/254 buffed stats: 312/733/396 -> 203/214/281 equipment: longhaired hippy wig, surgical apron, Misty Cape, big pants, fledges, Iron Beta, badass belt skills: ALL (except deft hands) intrinsics: cayenne, full KFH, BSSM wand: check familiar: 11-pound stocking mimic (bag) HP 456/456; MP 194/1360 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 309/309; MP 194/406) 1: saucestorm blocked; I take 4 2: saucestorm 60/60; I take 4 3: saucestorm 60/60; I take 4 4: saucestorm 60/60; I take 4 5: saucestorm 60/60; fam heals 13/13; she HEALS 60 6: saucestorm 60/60; fam heals 11/11; I take 4 7: stream crit 57; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 10 MP (HP 309/309; MP 178/406) 1: saucestorm 60/60; fam delevels 2/2; she HEALS 70 2: saucestorm 60/60; I take 4 3: saucestorm 60/crit 116; I take 4 4: saucestorm 60/60; fam 33 meat; I take 4 5: saucestorm crit 116/60; she HEALS 140 6: saucestorm 60/60; I take 5 7: saucestorm 60/60; I take 5 8: stream 28; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 143/117/264 2014-03-03 (Starch 1) greybobcat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 88/89/153 buffed stats: 199/138/345 -> equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, midriff scrubs, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, Nickel Gamma, astral mask, fledges skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 3 audience: 27 Love motorcycle: Nitro tank, sweepy red light, massage seat HP 373/373; MP 142/158 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 194/194; MP 125/125) 1: attack 68(+10); she misses 2: attack 65(+10); she steals 14 MP 3: attack 68(+10); she misses 4: attack crit 91(+10); she steals 16 MP 5: attack crit 85(+10); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 1: attack 64(+10); she misses 2: attack crit 83(+10); she misses 3: attack 56(+10); she misses 4: attack 58(+10); she misses 5: attack 60(+10); she misses 6: attack crit 85(+10); she misses 7: attack 64(+10); she misses 8: attack fumble -4; she misses 9: attack 62(+10); she misses Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 21 (HP 169/194; MP 103/125) 1: wheelie 36 (-36 att, -27 def); he misses 2: wheelie 38 (-31 att, -23 def); I take 22 3: wheelie 36 (-26 att, -20 def); I take 20 4: wheelie 36 (-22 att, -16 def); I take 20 5: attack 65(+3); he misses 6: attack 65(+3); he misses 7: attack 63(+3); I take 22 8: garter heals 93; I take 21/hot 9: attack 66(+3); he misses 10: attack fumble -3; he misses 11: attack 65(+3); he misses 12: attack 64(+3); he misses 13: attack 65(+3); form 3 down! Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 15/20/35 2014-03-04 (Starch 2) greycat, level 13 AT (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 180/179/247 buffed stats: 190/189/324 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, midriff scrubs, big pants, Iron Beta, astral mask, attorney's badge skills: ALL (except deft hands) intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu, BSSM wand: check familiar: 8-pound disembodied hand (soap knife) HP 331/331; MP 231/361 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: OBJECTION! 1: saucestorm blocked; OBJECTION! 2: saucestorm 60/crit 116; fam 38; OBJECTION! 3: saucestorm 60/60; fam 30; OBJECTION! 4: saucestorm blocked; she misses 5: saucestorm 60/609; fam 31; she misses 6: saucestorm 60/60; fam 41; OBJECTION!; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 331/331; MP 209/361) 1: saucestorm blocked; she misses 2: saucestorm 60/crit 116; fam 48; she misses 3: saucestorm crit 116/60; fam 30; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/60; fam 28; she misses 5: saucestorm 60/60; fam 46; OBJECTION! 6: stream blocked; she misses 7: attack glancing 1; fam 45; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 113/111/304 2014-03-06 (Starch 4) greycat, level 16 AT (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 183/179/249 buffed stats: 203/189/327 -> 193/189/327 equipment: beer helmet, Misty Cape, surgical apron, big pants, furry halo, astral mask, Iron Beta skills: ALL (except deft hands) intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu, BSSM wand: check familiar: 22-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 329/329; MP 138/401 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 295/295; MP 138/401) 1: saucestorm 60/60; she steals 17 MP 2: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 3: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 5: saucestorm blocked; she steals 14 MP 6: saucestorm 60/60; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 295/295; MP 79/401) 1: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 2: saucestorm blocked; she misses 3: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/crit 116; she misses 5: saucestorm 60/60; she steals 12 MP 6: saucestorm blocked; she HEALS 109 7: saucestorm 60/60; she steals 12 MP 8: saucestorm 60/crit 116; she misses 9: stream blocked; she misses 10: stream 28; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 488/494/1103 2014-03-08 (Starch 6) greycat, level 16 AT (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 183/180/250 buffed stats: 212/209/353 -> 193/190/328 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, midriff scrubs, bullet-proof cords, furry halo, astral mask, Iron Beta skills: all except Deft Hands intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu, BSSM wand: check familiar: 22-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 361/361; MP 190/437 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 335/335; MP 190/402) 1: saucestorm blocked; she misses 2: saucestorm crit 116/60; she misses 3: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 5: saucestorm blocked; she misses 6: saucestorm 60/60; she HEALS 50 7: saucestorm 60/60; fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 23-pound sombrero (sugar shield) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 335/335; MP 149/402) 1: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 2: stringozzi 90 +90; she misses 3: saucestorm crit 116/60; stringozzi 45; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/60; stringozzi 22; she HEALS 127 5: saucestorm 60/60; stringozzi 11; she misses 6: saucestorm 60/60; stringozzi 5; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substat: 489/505/1126 2014-03-10 (Starch 8) greybobcat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 89/91/156 buffed stats: 152/117/260 -> 124/117/219 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, astral shirt, Pete's basket, wicker shield, black greaves, sphygmomanometer, fledges, Nickel Gamma skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 5 audience: 30 Love motorcycle: nitro tank, sweepy red light, massage seat HP 302/302; MP 64/117 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 266/266; MP 64/117) 1: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 17 2: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 262/266; MP 71/117) 1: attack crit 48(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 38(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 41(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 18 4: attack 40(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 38(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 15 6: attack 40(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she steals 17 MP 7: attack 42(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: garter blocked; she HEALS 90 9: garter heals 85; she misses 10: attack 45(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 17 11: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 12: attack 37(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 13: attack 40(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 14: attack 44(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 15: attack 41(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I get init (HP 249/266; MP 54/117) 1: wheelie 34 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 21/hot 2: wheelie 32 (-30 att, -23 def); I take 20 3: wheelie 33 (-26 att, -19 def); I take 21/sleaze 4: wheelie 35 (-22 att, -17 def); he misses 5: attack 54(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 18/hot 6: attack 53(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 7: attack 55(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 8: attack 54(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 9: attack 57(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 20/sleaze 10: attack crit 64(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 11: attack 56(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); I take 23 12: attack 56(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 21/13/39 2014-03-15 (April 5) greycat, level 22 S (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=10) raw stats: 322/459/331 buffed stats: 322/464/414 equipment: double-ice cap, yak anorak, Misty Robe, bloodied surgical, Ratsworth's monocle, astral mask, furry halo skills: ALL (except Deft Hands) intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu, BSSM wand: check familiar: 22-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 404/404; MP 301/1193 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 404/404; MP 301/1180) 1: attack 83(+10)(+66); she misses 2: attack 83(+10)(+66); she misses 3: attack 83(+10)(+66); she misses 4: attack 83(+10)(+66); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 404/404; MP 317/1180) 1: attack 83(+10)(+66); she misses 2: attack 83(+10)(+66); she misses 3: attack 83(+10)(+66); she steals 11 MP 4: attack 83(+10)(+66); she misses 5: attack crit 83(+10)(+66); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 475/997/563 2014-03-15 (April 5) darkgreycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 89/90/155 buffed stats: 129/125/248 -> 105/115/215 equipment: wool hat, Pete's jacket, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, flowing hippy skirt, Nickel Gamma, sphygmo, fledges skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 6, Rebel 3 audience: 35 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 212/212; MP 125/145 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 212/221; MP 125/135) 1: attack 43; she steals 11 MP 2: attack 53; she misses 3: attack 47; she misses 4: attack 53; she steals 14 MP 5: attack 52; she misses 6: attack 45; she misses 7: attack 43; she misses 8: attack 47; she HEALS 102 9: attack 48; she HEALS 147 10: attack crit 73; she misses 11: attack 50; I take 12 12: attack 45; she misses 13: attack 46; she misses 14: attack 47; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 219/221; MP 107/135) 1: catchphrase blocked; she misses 2: catchphrase blocked; she HEALS 1 3: catchphrase blocked; she misses 4: catchphrase 17 (-11 att, -10 def); she bulges 5: attack 22; she steals 13 MP 6: attack 27; she steals 13 MP 7: attack 18; she misses 8: insult blocked; she misses 9: insult blocked; she misses 10: insult 6 (-1 att, -2 def); she misses 11: insult 7 (-1 att, -2 def); she misses 12: attack 25; she misses 13: attack 26; she misses 14: attack 28; she misses 15: attack 30; she misses 16: attack crit 38; she misses 17: attack 24; she HEALS 118 18: attack 23; she misses 19: attack 20; she misses 20: attack crit 38; she misses 21: attack 27; I take 14 22: attack 23; she misses 23: attack crit 32; she misses 24: attack 27; I take 16 25: attack 23; she misses 26: attack 24; she misses 27: attack 21; she misses 28: attack 27; she misses 29: attack 22; she HEALS 97 30: attack 28; she steals 18 MP 31: attack fumble -5; she misses 32: attack 28; she misses 33: attack 21; she misses 34: attack crit 30; she misses 35: attack 22; she misses 36: attack 21; she HEALS 105 37: attack 27; she misses 38: attack 28; she misses 39: attack 24; she HEALS 109 40: attack 27; she misses 41: attack 29; I take 17 42: attack 29; she HEALS 128 43: beer bomb 63; she steals 17 MP 44: beer bomb blocked; she misses 45: beer bomb 62; she misses 46: beer bomb blocked; she misses 47: beer bomb 75; she misses 48: water pipe bomb 69; FORM TWO FUCKING DOWN!! Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 27 (HP 140/221; MP 34/135) 1: wheelie 33 (-36 att, -27 def); he misses 2: wheelie 33 (-31 att, -23 def); he misses 3: wheelie 31 (-26 att, -20 def); he misses 4: attack 45; I take 22/hot 5: garter heals 97; he misses 6: attack 45; he misses 7: attack 45; I take 17 8: attack 47; he misses 9: attack crit 55; I take 19/sleaze 10: attack crit 58; I take 17 11: attack 49; he misses 12: attack 45; I take 20/sleaze 13: attack 48; I take 18 14: attack 46; I take 21/sleaze 15: attack 48; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 17/14/44 2014-03-20 (Martinus 2) greycat, level 18 S (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=10) raw stats: 230/321/238 buffed stats: 247/343/327 equipment: sneakmask, shark jumper, Misty Robe, big pants, fledges, astral mask, Iron Beta skills: ALL but deft hands intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu wand: check familiar: 18-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 393/393; MP 335/775 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 393/393; MP 335/775) 1: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 2: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 3: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/60; she HEALS 80 5: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 6: saucestorm 60/60; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 393/393; MP 306/775) 1: saucestorm 60/crit 116; she HEALS 140 2: saucestorm crit 116/60; she misses 3: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 4: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 5: saucestorm 60/60; I take 3 6: saucestorm 60/60; she misses 7: saucestorm crit 116/60; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, stainless scarf, substats: 448/951/488 2014-03-23 (Martinus 5) greybobcat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 85/86/151 buffed stats: 152/112/263 -> 125/111/223 equipment: worn tophat, astral shirt, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, black greaves, Bonerdagon necklace, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 7 audience: 25 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 202/202; MP 102/132 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 167/167; MP 102/111) 1: attack 53(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she HEALS 68 2: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 51(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack 54(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 57(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack 55(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 167/167; MP 109/111) 1: attack 42(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 47(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 3: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 4: attack 47(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 5: attack crit 69(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 6: attack 44(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 7: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 8: attack 43(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 9: attack 49(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 10: attack 46(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I get init (HP 167/167; MP 109/111) 1: wheelie 33 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 26 2: wheelie 32 (-30 att, -23 def); he misses 3: wheelie 32 (-26 att, -19 def); I take 21 4: wheelie 32 (-22 att, -17 def); I take 25 5: wheelie 36 (-19 att, -14 def); I take 22/hot 6: garter heals 117; I take 25/sleaze 7: attack 62(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 8: attack 59(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 9: attack 59(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 10: attack 60(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 11: attack 61(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 12: attack fumble -6; I take 25/hot 13: attack crit 69(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); he misses 14: attack 60(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1)(+1); form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 13/17/49 2014-03-26 (Martinus 8) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCBooze) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 101/101/152 buffed stats: 204/218/455 -> 143/157/341 -> 143/157/235 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (he-bo), Pete's jacket (unpopped), Shakespeare's, A Light, flowing hippy skirt, Iron Beta, fangs, fledges skills: a lot (no Appreciation) intrinsics: cayenne, BSSM wand: check familiar: 21-pound sombrero (well-fed) (Snow Suit) HP 400/400; MP 74/463 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 318/318; MP 74/353) 1: attack 58(+5); 5 meat; I take 6 2: attack 58(+5); 8 meat; she misses 3: attack 67(+5); 11 meat; she misses 4: attack 58(+5); she misses 5: attack 61(+5); she HEALS 134 6: attack fumble -3; she misses 7: attack 59(+5); she misses 8: attack 66(+5); she misses 9: attack 61(+5); she misses 10: attack 58(+5); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 8 (HP 302/318; MP 75/353) 1: attack crit 88(+5); 11 meat; I take 8 2: attack 54(+5); 13 meat; she misses 3: attack 50(+5); 11 meat; she misses 4: attack 47(+5); she misses 5: attack 51(+5); she misses 6: attack 57(+5); she misses 7: attack 49(+5); she misses 8: attack 47(+5); she HEALS 98 9: attack 50(+5); she misses 10: attack 54(+5); I take 7 11: attack 50(+5); she misses 12: attack 53(+5); form 2 down familiar: 20-pound sombrero (well fed) (Snow Suit) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 468/509/1032 familiar: 21-pound sombrero (well fed) (Snow Suit) 2014-03-29 (Bill 3) greycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 86/88/152 buffed stats: 105/98/239 -> 82/88/229 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, surgical apron, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, sphygmo, pledge pin, astral mask skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 7 audience: 29 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 239/248; MP 98/98 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 225/225; MP 88/88) 1: attack 58; she HEALS 52 2: attack 60; she misses 3: attack 59; she misses 4: attack 58; she misses 5: attack 54; she misses 6: attack 58; she misses 7: attack 53; she misses 8: attack 57; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 225/225; MP 88/88) 1: attack 53; she HEALS 53 2: attack 53; she misses 3: attack 44; she misses 4: attack 50; she misses 5: attack 53; she steals 11 MP 6: attack 45; she misses 7: attack 47; she misses 8: attack crit 55; she misses 9: attack 51; she misses 10: attack crit 73; she misses 11: attack crit 63; she misses 12: attack 51; she misses 13: attack 51; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 22/sleaze (HP 203/225; MP 77/88) 1: wheelie 34 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 17/hot 2: wheelie 35 (-31 att, -23 def); he misses 3: wheelie 36 (-26 att, -19 def); he misses 4: attack 49; I take 15 5: attack 51; I take 19 6: attack 52; I take 16/sleaze 7: attack 50; I take 18/sleaze 8: attack 51; he misses 9: attack 52; he misses 10: attack 50; I take 15 11: attack 49; I take 18/sleaze 12: attack 54; he misses 13: attack 51; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 19/18/38, factoid 2014-04-02 (Bill 7) raw stats: 102/103/153 buffed stats: 246/207/511 -> 144/150/243 equipment: fuzzy montera, Bjorn (he-bo), Pete's jacket, Frankly, A Light, Pantsgiving, fangs, fledges, Iron Beta skills: a lot intrinsics: cayenne, BSSM wand: check familiar: ??-pound well fed sombrero (snow suit) HP 522/522; MP 209/443 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 15 MP (HP 279/279; MP 194/340) 1: attack 87(+5); Bjorn 15 meat; she misses 2: attack 86(+5); Bjorn 9 meat; she steals 13 MP 3: attack 85(+5); Bjorn 6 meat; she misses 4: attack 79(+5); she misses 5: attack 86(+5); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 34-pound well fed sombrero (snow suit) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 279/279; MP 182/340) 1: attack 75(+5); Bjorn 5 meat; she misses 2: attack 67(+5); Bjorn 14 meat; she misses 3: attack 75(+5); Bjorn 5 meat; she misses 4: attack 66(+5); she misses 5: attack 76(+5); she HEALS 131 6: attack 69(+5); she misses 7: attack 73(+5); she steals 10 MP 8: attack 67(+5); she misses 9: attack 70(+5); she misses 10: attack 66(+5); carrot nose; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 614/575/1274 2014-04-02 (Bill 7) greycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 82/86/150 buffed stats: 127/122/282 -> 104/112/250 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, surgical apron, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, astral mask, Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 6, Rebel 3 motorcycle: Nitro Tank, Sweepy Red Light, Massage Seat audience: 24 Love HP 170/170; MP 127/127 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 147/147; MP 112/112) 1: attack crit 95; she misses 2: attack 76; she misses 3: attack 77; she misses 4: attack crit 89; I take 12 5: attack 76; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 142/147; MP 112/112) 1: attack 60; she misses 2: attack crit 73; she misses 3: attack crit 79; she misses 4: attack 63; she misses 5: attack 68; she misses 6: attack 65; she misses 7: attack 67; she misses 8: attack 59; she misses 9: attack crit 71; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 17/sleaze (HP 125/147; MP 112/112) 1: wheelie 40 (-36 att, -27 def); I take 14/hot 2: wheelie 39 (-30 att, -23 def); I take 18/sleaze 3: wheelie 34 (-27 att, -20 def); he misses 4: wheelie 39 (-22 att, -16 def); he misses 5: attack crit 73; he misses 6: attack crit 79; I take 19 7: attack crit 73; I take 14/hot 8: garter heals 102; I take 14/sleaze 9: attack 67; I take 19/hot 10: attack 65; I take 18 11: attack 64; I take 20 12: attack crit 72; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 19/11/46 2014-04-05 (April 5) greycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 88/91/153 buffed stats: 97/90/237 -> 73/80/227 equipment: reinforced headband, Pete's jacket, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, astral mask, pledge pin, Nickel Gamma skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 6, Rebel 5 intrinsics: serpent poison, penguin hybrid motorcycle: Sweepy Red Light, Massage Seat audience: 24 Love HP 170/170; MP 210/257 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 170/176; MP 210/247) 1: attack 61; she misses 2: attack 59; she misses 3: attack fumble -4; she misses 4: attack 53; she misses 5: attack 53; she misses 6: attack crit 70; she misses 7: attack 52; she misses 8: attack crit 68; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 17 (HP 159/176; MP 225/247) 1: attack 42; she misses 2: attack 50; she steals 16 MP 3: attack 50; she misses 4: attack 47; she misses 5: attack crit 70; she misses 6: attack 50; she misses 7: attack 48; she misses 8: attack 51; she misses 9: attack 52; she misses 10: attack crit 54; she misses 11: attack fumble -3; she misses 12: attack 51; she misses 13: attack crit 66; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 26/hot (HP 130/176; MP 209/247) 1: snap fingers (damned typo); I take 26/sleaze 2: wheelie 34 (-36 att, -27 def); he misses 3: wheelie 33 (-31 att, -23 def); he misses 4: wheelie 37 (-26 att, -20 def); I take 24/sleaze 5: attack 50; he misses 6: attack 49; he misses 7: attack 52; he misses 8: attack 50; he misses 9: attack 49; he misses 10: attack 53; he misses 11: attack 52; I take 19/hot 12: garter heals 91; I take 24 13: attack 53; I take 23/hot 14: attack 52; I take 23/hot 15: attack 49; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 15/16/44 2014-04-08 (Bor 5) greycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 88/89/151 buffed stats: 87/78/251 -> 73/78/228 equipment: reinforced headband, Pete's jacket, Misty Cape, Pete's basket, wicker shield, leather chaps, sphygmo, astral mask, Nickel Gamma skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 5, Rebel 8 intrinsics: serpent poison, penguin hybrid audience: 32 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 190/190; MP 154/251 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 176/176; MP 154/228) 1: attack fumble -1; she misses 2: attack 62; she misses 3: attack 58; she misses 4: attack 61; she steals 15 MP 5: attack crit 82; she misses 6: attack 53; she misses 7: attack 53; she misses 8: attack 62; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 176/176; MP 156/228) 1: attack 49; she misses 2: attack 45; she misses 3: attack crit 69; she misses 4: attack 47; she misses 5: attack 45; she misses 6: attack 52; she misses 7: attack 45; she misses 8: attack crit 61; she HEALS 144 9: attack 47; she misses 10: attack fumble -6; she misses 11: attack 48; she HEALS 119 12: attack 47; she misses 13: attack 48; she misses 14: attack crit 53; she HEALS 51 15: attack 52; she misses 16: attack 51; I take 15 17: attack 51; she misses 18: attack 46; I take 14 19: attack fumble -8; she misses 20: attack 53; she HEALS 66 21: attack fumble -10; she misses 22: attack 53; she misses 23: attack 50; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 23/sleaze (HP 100/176; MP 156/228) 1: wheelie 36 (-36 att, -27 def); he misses 2: wheelie 33 (-30 att, -23 def); I take 24/sleaze 3: wheelie 34 (-26 att, -20 def); he misses 4: garter heals 108; he misses 5: attack crit 59; I take 19/sleaze 6: attack 50; he misses 7: attack 50; I take 20/hot 8: attack 50; I take 24/sleaze 9: attack 53; I take 19/hot 10: attack 50; I take 23/sleaze 11: garter heals 103; I take 21/sleaze 12: attack 49; he misses 13: attack 52; I take 22/hot 14: attack 54; I take 23/hot 15: attack fumble -5; I take 18 16: attack 52; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 16/14/40 2014-04-12 (Petember 1) greycat, level 18 S (HCBIG!) (Packrat) (annoy=10) raw stats: 222/308/226 buffed stats: 246/396/307 -> 212/350/273 equipment: nurse's hat, Misty Robe, scrubs, big pants, Iron Beta, astral mask, furry halo skills: ALL except deft hands intrinsics: cayenne, KFH, annoying serpent poison, penguin hybrid wand: check familiar: 23-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 1092/1092; MP 532/1292 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 1042/1042; MP 532/1191) 1: saucestorm 60/60; I take 7 2: turtleini 129(+123) +71; she steals 14 MP 3: saucestorm 60/60; turtleini 36; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 1036/1042; MP 487/1191) 1: turtleini 128(+124) +72; I take 7 2: saucestorm 60/60; turtleini 36; I take 6 3: turtleini 124(+129) +80; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 515/1038/511 2014-04-17 (Petember 6) greycat, level 13 Pete (HCPete) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 91/91/155 buffed stats: 185/185/330 -> 135/135/280 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, surgical apron, Pete's basket, wicker shield, distressed denim, fledges, Nickel Gamma, sphygmo skills: Rogue 10, Motorcycle 8, Rebel 7 intrinsics: Pompadour, Weird Hybrid audience: 30 Love motorcycle: sweepy red light, massage seat HP 248/252; MP 343/350 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 248/248; MP 300/300) 1: attack 93; she misses 2: attack 86; she misses 3: attack crit 100; she misses 4: attack crit 106; she misses 5: attack crit 108; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 258/258; MP 300/300) 1: attack 75; she misses 2: attack 82; she misses 3: attack 74; she HEALS 78 4: attack 78; she misses 5: attack 84; she misses 6: attack 78; she steals 16 MP 7: attack 74; she misses 8: attack 84; she misses 9: attack crit 96; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: he misses (HP 258/258; MP 284/300) 1: wheelie 42 (-38 att, -29 def); I take 14/hot 2: attack crit 60; I take 17/sleaze 3: attack 53; I take 18 4: attack 52; he misses 5: attack 52; he misses 6: attack 55; he misses 7: attack 50; he misses 8: attack 55; I take 17/hot 9: attack 53; he misses 10: attack 50; I take 16 11: attack crit 62; he misses 12: attack 50; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 19/16/50 2014-04-23 (Carlvember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCBooze) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 106/163/108 buffed stats: 175/364/177 -> 138/324/150 -> 138/242/150 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (cubeling), Pete's jacket, Ladle, A Light, flowing hippy, fangs, Iron Beta, fledges skills: many intrinsics: peppermint thrall: L10 spice ghost wand: check familiar: 41-pound sombrero (well fed) (snow suit) HP 464/464; MP 473/851 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 305/305; MP 459/763) 1: stringozzi 105 +105; I take 16 2: saucestorm 70/70; stringozzi 52; I take 15 3: attack glancing 8; stringozzi 26; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 19 (HP 256/305; MP 438/583) 1: stringozzi 105 +105; I take 19 2: saucestorm 70/70; stringozzi 52; I take 20 3: stringozzi crit 142 +142; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: fam gains pound (snow suit melts?? - still 41 lb) Karma, SBW, substats: 665/1379/608 2014-04-30 (Porktober 3) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCBooze) (Vole) (radio=10) raw stats: 106/106/156 buffed stats: 185/175/380 -> 148/148/318 -> 148/148/240 equipment: reinforced headband, Buddy Bjorn (npzr), Pete's jacket, Shakespeare's, green lantern, bullet-proof cords, fangs, Iron Beta, fledges skills: a lot intrinsics: peppermint, BSSM wand: check familiar: 30-pound well-fed sombrero (snow suit) HP 394/394; MP 176/445 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 324/324; MP 176/397) 1: attack 67; Bjorn heals 15/9; she misses 2: attack 66; Bjorn heals 10/9; she misses 3: attack fumble -3; Bjorn heals 11/8; she misses 4: attack 68; I take 7 5: saucestorm 60(+60) 60(+60); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 16 MP (HP 318/324; MP 183/397) 1: saucestorm blocked; she misses 2: saucestorm blocked; she steals 18 MP 3: saucestorm blocked; she misses 4: saucestorm 60(+60) 60(+60); she misses 5: stringozzi 75(+75) +75; she misses 6: attack 54; stringozzi 37; she misses 7: attack 59; stringozzi 18; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains pound (31-pound well-fed sombrero) Karma, SBW, substats: 585/529/1230 2014-05-11 (Boozember 6) greycat, level 18 AT (HCBIG!) (Platypus) (MCD=11) raw stats: 243/235/323 buffed stats: 299/225/341 -> 323/248/374 equipment: 8-billed, Misty Cape, extremely wet, big pants, Lead Zeta, Elliot's dogtags, fledges skills: all but deft hands & 3 spring break intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu, BSSM, constellation hybrid wand: check familiar: 12-pound sombrero (ant pick) HP 438/438; MP 152/425 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 438/471; MP 152/467) 1: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); she misses 2: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); ant pick 11; she misses 3: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); fam gains pound; form 1 down familiar: 13-pound sombrero (ant pick) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 446/471; MP 161/467) 1: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); she misses 2: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); she misses 3: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); she misses 4: attack 96(+5)(+5)(+5)(+59)(+30); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 435/432/813 2014-05-14 (Dougtember 1) greycat, level 13 S (HCNP) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 100/151/101 buffed stats: 137/294/145 -> 117/189/124 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, pledge pin, fledges, Iron Beta skills: all but deft hands, grease up, unoffendable intrinsics: peppermint, weird hybrid wand: check familiar: 17-pound sombrero (sugar shield) HP 300/300; MP 274/441; Soulsauce 14 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 18 (HP 282/284; MP 274/476) 1: turtleini blocked; I take 15 2: turtleini 120(+120) +65; I take 15 3: saucestorm blocked; I take 15 4: saucestorm blocked; I take 15 5: saucestorm blocked; I take 15 6: saucestorm 70+70; turtleini 33; +6 soulsauce; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 18 (HP 191/284; MP 239/476) 1: turtleini 115(+105) +53; I take 18 2: saucestorm 70+70; turtleini 27; she steals 13 MP 3: turtleini 105(+102) +51; +7 soulsauce; bravery badge; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, scarf, substats: 426/982/492 2014-05-20 (Dougtember 7) greycat, level 13 S (HCS&S) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 106/157/106 buffed stats: 150/460/164 -> 123/420/137 equipment: reinforced headand, punk rock jacket, Misty Robe, 2x Saucepanic, flowing hippy sirt, chintzy saucepan, fledges, Iron Beta skills: all but deft hands, grease up, unoffendable intrinsics: peppermint, fish hybrid wand: check familiar: 16-pound potato HP 322/322; MP 279/1033; 57 Soulsauce (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 7 (HP 253/253; MP 279/945; 57 Soulsauce) 1: turtleini 112(+117) +62; I take 13 2: saucestorm blocked; I take 14 3: saucestorm 70+70; turtleini 31; +7 Soulsauce; fam gains pound; +2 Myst; form 1 down familiar: 17-pound potato Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 16 (HP 211/253; MP 244/599; 64 Soulsauce) 1: turtleini 119(+119) +64; I take 17 2: saucestorm 70+70; turtleini 32; I take 16 3: saucestorm 70+70; turtleini 16; +7 Soulsauce; +2 Myst; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: +8 Soulsauce, Karma, Thwaitgold, bottled day, scarf, substats: 122/289/121 2014-05-22 (Jarlsuary 1) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCS&S) (Mongoose) (radio=10) raw stats: 152/103/103 buffed stats: 467/182/196 -> 353/130/144 -> 217/130/144 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn, punk rock, Murder, sawblade shield, black greaves, chintzy seal, fledges, Iron Beta skills: a lot intrinsics: garlic wand: check fury: 5 gal familiar: 11-pound groose HP 987/987; MP 310/330 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 765/765; MP 242/242) 1: attack 95; fam delevels 8/9 +stagger 2: attack fumble 7; I take 4 3: attack crit 127; fam delevels 10/9 +stagger 4: attack crit 129; she shimmers; I take 3 5: attack 88; groose grease; "+3 Stats"; gain +2 muscle; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 483/499; MP 242/242) 1: attack crit 124; fam delevels 8/9 +stagger 2: attack 90; fam delevels 10/10 +stagger 3: attack fumble -6; she bulges; she HEALS 111 4: attack 65; I take 4 5: attack 72; fam delevel 9/10 +stagger 6: attack crit 116; I take 4 7: attack 78; she steals 16 MP 8: attack 85; I take 5 9: attack 88; I take 4 10: attack 74; fam delevels 9/8 +stagger; "+3 Stats"; gain +2 muscle; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, groose grease, Thwaitgold, bottled day, "+4 Stats", substats: 296/107/129 2014-06-01 (Frankruary 3) greycat, level 13 TT (HCS&S) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/102/102 buffed stats: 417/170/170 -> 316/124/124 -> 210/124/124 equipment: wool hat, Misty Cloak, surgical apron, Work, Ouija, bullet-proof, badass belt, Iron Beta, fledges skills: all but deft hands and grease up intrinsics: cayenne, glorious storm, fish hybrid wand: check familiar: 38-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 641/849, MP 131/385 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 637/653; MP 131/276) 1: attack 87; she steals 13 MP 2: attack crit 114; I take 4 3: attack 84; I take 3 4: attack crit 114; I take 3 5: attack 91; fam says +10 stats; gain 2 muscle; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 442/446; MP 119/276) 1: attack 72; I take 5 2: attack 64; I take 4 3: attack 69; I take 4 4: attack 63; I take 4 5: attack 73; I take 4 6: attack 66; I take 4 7: attack 69; I take 4 8: attack 72; she steals 18 MP 9: attack crit 91; fam says +10 stats; gain 2 muscle; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: 0: fam gains pound (39-pound sombrero); campfire heals 4 HP/3MP Karma, Thwaitgold, bottled day, skullcap, fam says +100 stats substats: 321/151/159 2014-07-28 (Carlvember 4) greycat, level 19 S (HCBIG!) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 249/358/250 buffed stats: 359/480/335 -> 271/390/272 equipment: water-polo cap, bat-ass, Time Bandit Time Towel, big pants, Iron Beta, furry halo, pirate fledges skills: All except deft hands (?) intrinsics: peppermint, kung fu, elemental hybrid wand: check familiar: 18-pound grill HP 555/555; MP 245/1081 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 428/428; MP 245/884) 1: turtleini 133(+130); grill 12/hot (+12 MP); turtleini 82; I take 6 2: saucestorm 60+60; turtleini 41; I take 5 3: attack fumble -1; turtleini 21; she steals 17 MP 4: attack 119(+57); turtleini 11; +6 soulsauce; grill +11 stats(?); +2 myst(?); form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 412/428; MP 203/884) 1: turtleini 133(+131); grill 8/hot (+8 MP); turtleini 83; I take 5 2: saucestorm 60+60; turtleini 42; she HEALS 142 3: saucestorm 60+60; turtleini 21; I take 5 4: turtleini 132(+130); turtleini 81; +5 soulsauce; grill +11 stats(?); +2 myst(?); form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: +6 soulsauce, hot ashes, Thwaitgold, stainless scarf, grill +230 stats substats: 180/427/163 2014-08-08 (Porktober 7) greycat, level 17 AT (HCBIG!) (Marmot) (MCD=off) raw stats: 204/202/288 buffed stats: 313/295/411 -> 252/224/339 equipment: mesh cap, Misty Cape, extremely wet T-shirt, big pants, fledges, Iron Beta, badass belt skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: cayenne, kung fu, elemental hybrid wand: check familiar: 7-pound hand (antique machete) HP 509/509; MP 297/527 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 400/400; MP 297/406) 1: kneebutt glancing 1; fam hits 30; she misses 2: weaksauce blocked; she misses 3: weaksauce lands; fam hits 33; weaksauce att -12 def -10 4: attack glancing 1; fam hits 37; weaksauce att -11 def -12; she misses 5: attack glancing 1; fam hits 31; weaksauce att -10 def -11; she misses 6: attack glancing 1; fam hits 33; weaksauce att -13 def -11; she steals 18 MP 7: attack 93(+51)(+25); fam hits 25; weaksauce att -11 def -12; she misses 8: attack 93(+51)(+25); fam hits 23; weaksauce att -11 def -10; +2 moxie; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 400/400; MP 279/406) 1: weaksauce lands; fam hits 21; weaksauce att -12 def -10 2: attack glancing 1; fam hits 27; weaksauce att -12 def -12; she misses 3: attack glancing 1; fam hits 31; weaksauce att -10 def -12; she misses 4: attack 93(+51)(+25); fam hits 31; weaksauce att -12 def -10; she misses 5: attack 93(+51)(+25); fam hits 34; weaksauce att -12 def -10; she misses 6: attack 93(+51)(+25); fam htis 27; weaksauce att -10 def -11; she misses 7: attack 93(+51)(+25); fam hits 33; weaksauce att -11 def -11; +2 moxie; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains pound; Thwaitgold, suspenders; substats: 144/94/290 2014-08-17 (Boozember 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 105/159/104 buffed stats: 251/543/273 -> 221/492/209 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, punk rock jacket, Saucepanic, A Light, bullet-proof cords, astral mask, fishbone bracers, glow-in-the-dark necklace skills: all standard (except deft hands) + thunder clap/cloud/strike/underwear, rain man/day/delay/make-it, ball lightning intrinsics: peppermint, fish hybrid effects: Many. wand: check familiar: 40-pound grill (life preserver) HP 439/439; MP 333/1260 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: lose clothes, Standard Issue Bravery; I take 18 (HP 355/355; MP 333/1108) 1: turtleini 40(+40); fam 17/hot (+17 MP); turtleini 40; lose Erudite; I take 159 2: thunderstrike; turtleini 35; opponent stunned 3: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; opponent stunned 4: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 31; opponent stunned 5: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; opponent unstunned 6: soul bubble; turtleini 28; opponent stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; opponent stunned 8: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 33; opponent stunned 9: turtleini 40(+40); fam 32/hot (+32 MP); turtleini 40; I win +7 soulsauce, beautiful rainbow, Karma, dry rub, thwaitgold, scarf, +26 stats substats: 24/66/37, factoid 2014-08-19 (Dougtember 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/152/101 buffed stats: 217/582/215 -> 212/516/210 equipment: blah blah, 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard (except deft hands), Thunder clap/cloud/bird/strike/thighs, Rain man/day/makeit/dance/bow/coat/delay, Thunder strike/ball intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid effects: Many. familiar: -pound Grill (life preserver) HP 498/498; MP 1084/1306 (buffed) Soulsauce 100; thunder 100; rain 43; lightning 15 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, bloody potato bits; shell 8; psalm 7; jala 3; scary 5; I take 29 (HP 408/408; MP 1084/1244) 1: weaksauce; fam 37/hot (+37 MP); weaksauce att -13/def -13 2: soul bubble; fam 37/hot (+37 MP); weaksauce att -10/def -13; stunned 3: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; weaksauce att -13/def -12; stunned 4: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 31; weaksauce att -11/def -13; stunned 5: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; weaksauce att -10/def -10; UNstunned 6: shadow noodles att -9/def -10; turtleini 30; weaksauce att -12/def -12; stunned 7: saucestorm 40+40; fam 33/hot (+33 MP); turtleini 15; weaksauce att -12/def -11; stunned 8: turtleini crit 40(+40); turtleini 40; weaksauce att -10/def -12; stunned 9: saucestorm 40+40; fam 39/hot (+39 MP); turtleini 40; weaksauce att -11/def -13; I win +5 soulsauce; beautiful rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, +30 stats substats: 27/77/27; factoid 2014-08-27 (Jarlsuary 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/151/101 buffed stats: 251/627/254 equipment: blah blah, 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard (except deft hands), Thundercloud, Rain Man/Day/Makeit/ Dance/Bow/Delay, Ball Lightning intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid effects: many familiar: 44-lb potato (life preserver) HP 498/498; MP 1061/1480; Soulsauce 98; Thunder 100; Rain 16; Lightning 90 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Rept Fortitude; shell 9, psalm 6, jala 3, scary 7; I take 12 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -8; potato blocks 2: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; potato blocks 3: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 29; potato blocks 4: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; noodles fade; lose Walberg; shell 5, psalm 6, jala 1, scary 4; I take 53 5: soul bubble; turtleini 34; stunned 6: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; potato blocks 7: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 29; potato blocks 8: turtleini crit 40(+40); turtleini 40; stunned 9: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 40; +30 thunder; +7 soulsauce; fam gains pound beautiful rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 24/56/25, factoid 2014-08-29 (Jarlsuary 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/152/101 buffed stats: 258/656/265 equipment: blah blah, 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard (except deft hands), Thunder Clap/Cloud/Bird/Strike, Rain Man/Day/Dance, Lightning Strike intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid effects: many familiar: 31-lb warbear drone (life preserver) HP 568/568; MP 1002/1534; Soulsauce 63; Thunder 85; Rain 6; Lightning 0 Fight 1: 0: lose gear + Erudite; shell 9, jala 1, scary 3; I take 21 (HP 453/453) 1: shadow noodles att -8/def -9; fam 9/phys; stunned 2: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 7/spooky 8/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/cold 9/hot 7/phys; turtleini 40; stunned 4: saucestorm 40+40; fam 8/cold 9/hot 7/sleaze 9/stench; turtleini 36; stunned 5: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 8/hot 7/sleaze 7/spooky 7/phys 7/cold; turtleini 40; unstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 9/spooky 9/sleaze 9/phys 9/cold 7/hot 7/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 7: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/spooky 9/phys 8/hot 8/cold 8/stench 8/sleaz; turtleini 40; I win +7 soulsauce, beautiful rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 23/57/21 2014-09-03 (Frankruary 1) greycat, level 14 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 114/174/115 buffed stats: 306/974/303 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard (except deft hands), Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike, Rain Man/ Day/Dance/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball/Sheet/Bolt/Rod/Ride intrinsics: cayenne, pirate hybrid effects: many familiar: 33-lb warbear drone (life preserver) HP 638/638; MP 356/3187; Soulsauce 61; Thunder 40; Rain 28; Lightning 17 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Song of Sauce; shell 11, jala 1, scary 6; I take 18 (HP 538/538) 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -8; fam 8/hot; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/stench 9/spooky; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 10/stench 9/sleaze 10/scary; turtleini 37; stunned 4: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 8/hot 7/stench 10/cold 7/sleaze; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/cold 9/phys 10/sleaze 9/hot 7/stench; turtleini 40; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 7/sleaze 7/hot 7/cold 7/phys 8/stench 10/spooky; turtleini 33; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); fam 10/spooky 9/phys 7/sleaze 8/cold 10/stench 7/hot; turtleini 40: I win +6 soulsauce; fam gains pound; beautiful rainbow, Thwaitgold, scarf substats: 29/60/17 2014-09-07 (Frankruary 5) greycat, level 14 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 124/186/124 buffed stats: 286/976/281 -> 286/952/281 -> 274/859/269 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard (except Deft Hands), Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Underwear/ Thighs, Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball intrinsics: cayenne, pirate hybrid effects: many familiar: 31-pound warbear drone (no life preserver, gaaaah) HP 595/609; MP 715/2218; Soulsayce 60; Thunder 85; Rain 97; Lightning 40 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Leash; jala 3, scary 8; I take 23 (HP 509/509) 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -9; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 37; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 33; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; turtleini 17; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; stunned 8: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 33; stunned 9: turtleini 40(+40); turtleini 40; +7 Rain; +6 Soulsauce; I win beautiful rainbow, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 23/56/19 2014-09-11 (Starch 1) greycat, level 14 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 128/191/127 buffed stats: 218/818/204 -> 221/797/207 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except Deft Hands, Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Thighs, Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, pirate hybrid effects: many familiar: 31-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 464/464; MP 611/2693; Soulsauce 84; Thunder 95; Rain 54; Lightning 15 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Takin' It Greasy; jala 1, scary 5; I take 15 (HP 414/414) 1: shadow noodles att -9/def -9; fam 8/stench; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 8/hot 7/phys; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 8/stench 8/spooky 8/phys; turtleini 33; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 9/phys 8/cold 8/spooky 7/sleaze; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/spooky 9/cold 8/sleaze 9/phys 9/hot; turtleini 34; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 9/spooky 7/hot 9/sleaze 7/phys 7/cold 9/stench; turtleini 18; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/sleaze 8/hot 8/stench 9/cold 8/phys 9/spooky; turtleini 40; stunned 8: stream of sauce 40; fam 7/hot 8/sleaze 7/stench 7/cold 8/spooky 9/phys; turtleini 34; I win +8 soulsauce, pup tent, rainbow, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 20/54/27 2014-09-14 (Starch 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 112/167/114 buffed stats: 204/565/215 -> equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except Deft Hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Thighs, Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, pirate hybrid effects: many familiar: 26-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 480/480; MP 839/1878; Soulsauce 87; Thunder 85; Rain 11; Lightning 9 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Merry Smithsness; shell 6, psalm 5, jala 1, scary 7; I take 30 (HP 316/316) 1: shadow noodles att -9/def -10; fam 7/hot; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/phys 7/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 7/stench 7/hot 7/cold; turtleini 37; stunned 4: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 7/cold 7/phys 7/hot 7/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 7/stench 7/phys 7/cold 7/sleaze 7/spooky; turtleini 40; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 7/sleaze 7/spooky 7/phys 7/stench 7/hot 7/cold; turtleini 29; stunned 7: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 7/hot 7/cold 7/phys 7/stench 7/sleaze 7/spooky; turtleini 40; stunned 8: suckerpunch 1 att -1/def -1; fam 7/phys 7/sleaze 7/cold 7/spooky 7/stench 7/hot; turtleini 40; I win +8 soulsauce, rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 24/48/24 2014-09-18 (Starch 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 103/153/104 buffed stats: 398/982/401 -> 398/961/401 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except Deft Hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Underwear, Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Bow/Coat/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball/Rod/Riding intrinsics: peppermint, fish hybrid effects: many familiar: 36-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 751/751; MP 666/3213; Soulsauce 66; Thunder 100; Rain 19; Lightning 0 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Leash; shell 12, jala 2, scary 9; I take 2/spooky (HP 651/651) 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -8; fam 8/hot; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 8/scary 10/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 10/stench 9/sleaze 10/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 4: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/phys 10/spooky 10/cold 9/hot; turtleini 23; stunned 5: turtleini 40(+40); fam 9/spooky 9/phys 9/stench 9/cold 9/hot; turtleini 40; UNstunned 6: soul bubble; fam 10/spooky 8/hot 8/cold 9/phys 9/sleaze 9/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 7: saucestorm 40+40; fam 10/cold 8/sleaze 8/hot 10/spooky 8/phys 10/stench; turtleini 23; I win +7 rain, +8 soulsauce; rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf; substats: 18/56/17 2014-09-21 (April 3) greycat, level 14 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 125/186/124 buffed stats: 238/707/227 -> 226/580/214 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except Deft Hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Bird/Heart/Strike/ Underwear/Thighs; Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Bow/Delay; Lightning Stgrike/Ball/ Riding intrinsics: cayenne, pirate hybrid effects: many (including Lapdog) familiar: 26-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 539/539; MP 876/2333; Soulsauce 85; Thunder 100; Rain 21; Lightning 46 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Walberg; shell 8, jala 1, scary 2; I take 37 (HP 439/439) 1: shadow noodles att -9/def -10; fam 6/stench; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/spooky 6/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 6/sleaze 6/hot 6/cold; turtleini 32; stunned 4: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 6/sleaze 6/spooky 6/cold 6/hot; turtleini 40; noodles fade; lose seal clubbing frenzy; shell 5, jala 3, scary 6; I take 111 5: thunderstrike; fam 6/cold 6/hot 6/sleaze 6/stench 6/phys; turtleini 40; stunned 6: saucestorm 40+40; fam 6/stench 6/sleaze 6/spooky 6/cold 6/hot 6/phys; turtleini 26; stunned 7: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 6/spooky 6/hot 6/phys 6/sleaze 6/stench 6/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 8: saucestorm 40+40; fam 6+6+6+6+6+6; turtleini 40; I win +6 soulsauce, rainbow, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 23/63/19 2014-09-30 (Martinus 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/153/103 buffed stats: 195/555/199 -> 185/553/179 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except Deft Hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Underwear/ Thighs; Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Bow/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: peppermint, fish hybrid effects: many familiar: 31-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 487/487; MP 296/1920; Soulsauce 59; Thunder 100; Rain 83; Lightning 27 Fight 1: 0: lose gear & Scarysauce; shell 4, psalm 5, jala 2, scarysauce 7; I take 30 (HP 342/342) 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -9; fam 7/spooky; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/hot 8/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 7/hot 7/sleaze 7/stench; turtleini 25; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/spooky 8/phys 7/sleaze 7/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 7/phys 8/stench 7/spooky 7/cold 7/sleaze; turtleini 26; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 7/phys 7/stench 8/sleaze 7/spooky 8/cold 7/hot; turtleini 13; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/spooky 7/cold 7/sleaze 7/stench 7/hot 8/phys; turtleini 40; stunned 8: saucestorm 40+40 (etc.); I win +50 thunder, +7 rain, +7 soulsauce rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 23/61/20 2014-10-03 (Martinus 7) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 112/166/110 buffed stats: 270/893/256 -> 260/686/246 -> 249/602/234 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except Deft Hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Underwear/ Thighs; Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, pirate hybrid effects: many familiar: 21-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 575/575; MP 331/2928; Soulsauce 78; Thunder 95; Rain 40; Lightning 25 Fight 1: 0: lose gear & Mystically Oiled; shell 8, psalm 4, jala 1, scary 7; I take 28 (HP 471/471) 1: shadow noodles att -8/def -9; fam 5/phys; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/hot 5/spooky; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 6/stench 5/sleaze 5/spooky; turtleini 35; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/cold 5/sleaze 6/hot 5/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 6/stench 5/sleaze 6/hot 5/phys 5/spooky; turtleini 35; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 6/cold 5/stench 5/spooky 5/hot 6/sleaze 5/phys; turtleini 18; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/spooky 6/cold 6/phys 6/sleaze 5/hot 5/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 8: saucestorm 40+40; fam 5/hot 5/stench 6/cold 6/sleaze 5/phys 6/spooky; turtleini 37; I win +8 soulsauce, rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf; substats: 22/57/26 2014-10-14 (Bor 2) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/152/101 buffed stats: 286/1017/286 -> 276/975/276 -> 266/899/266 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except deft hands, hypersane, intimidating mien; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Underwear/Thighs; Rain Man/Make/Dance/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid effects: many familiar: 31-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 595/609; MP 878/3335; Soulsauce 80; Thunder 100; Rain 54; Lightning 12 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Pasta Oneness; shell 10, jala 3, scary 4; I take 18 (HP 474/474) 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -8; fam 7/cold; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/hot 7/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 8/spooky 7/cold 7/phys; turtleini 35; stunned 4: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 9/hot 7/cold 8/phys 8/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 8/hot 9/phys 7/stench 7/spooky 7/sleaze; turtleini 40; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 9/stench 8/cold 7/sleaze 8/hot 7/phys 8/spooky; turtleini 32; stunned 7: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 7/phys 8/spooky 7/hot 9/cold 9/sleaze 7/stench; turtleini 40; I win +7 rain, +6 soulsauce, rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 19/65/21 2014-10-23 (Petember 3) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/153/102 buffed stats: 187/517/187 -> 177/478/177 -> 167/478/177 equipment: blah blah 2x Saucepanic skills: all standard except deft hands & intimidating mien; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Underwear/Thighs; Rain Man/Day/Make/Dance/Coat/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid effects: several familiar: 26-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 425/425; MP 912/1680; Soulsauce 87; Thunder 100; Rain 46; Lightning 5 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Wizard Squint; shell 4, jala 3, scary 6; I take 20 (HP 330/330) 1: shadow noodles att -10/def -9; fam 6/sleaze; noodles FADE(!!!); lose Rage; shell 4, jala 1, scary 7; I take 29/spooky (HP 301/316) 2: weaksauce; fam 7/stench 6/cold; weaksauce att -13/def -12 3: silent slam 10 (att -6); fam 6/cold 7/sleaze 7/hot; weaksauce att -13/def -12; lose Leash; stunned 4: conspiratorial whispers; fam 6/phys 6/cold 6/stench 6/sleaze; cw dam 9 att -5/def -5; weaksauce att -12/def -13 5: crayon shavings att -84/def -77 & crayon shavings att -59/def -54; fam 5/phys 5/stench 6/spooky 6/cold 6/hot; cw dam 9 att -5/def -6; weaksauce att -11/def -12; lose Takin' It Greasy; shell 7, jala 3, scary 5; I take 4/spooky 6: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/spooky 6/stench 6/cold 5/hot 5/sleaze 6/phys; turtleini 40; cw dam 8 att -5/def -5; weaksauce att -11/def -13; lose Astral Shell; shell 5, jala 1, scary 6; I take 15 7: saucestorm 40+40; fam 5/hot 6/phys 6/sleaze 6/cold 5/spooky 5/stench; turtleini 29; cw dam 8 att -5/def -5; weaksauce att -12/def -11; lose Go Get 'Em, Tiger!; shell 5, jala 2, scary 7; I take 13 8: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/stench 5/hot 6/sleaze 5/phys 6/spooky 6/cold; turtleini 40; cw dam 8 att -5/def -5; weaksauce att -12/def -12; lose Flimsy Shield; shell 6, jala 1, scary 4; I take 14 9: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 6/stench 6/phys 5/hot 5/sleaze 5/spooky 6/cold; turtleini 40; cw dam 9 att -6/def -5; weaksauce att -12/def -12; lose Pasta Oneness; shell 4, jala 1, scary 4; I take 10 10: saucestorm 40+40; ... I win +7 Rain, +6 Soulsauce, +12 MP (weaksauce) rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 21/56/24 2014-10-27 (Petember 7) greycat, level 14 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 134/199/135 buffed stats: 198/466/197 -> 167/449/187 equipment: Saucepanic, heavy duty umbrella, 1 water wings for babies skills: all standard except deft hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Underwear/ Thighs; Rain Man/Make/Dance/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid effects: a bunch familiar: 26-lb warbear drone (life preserver) HP 411/411; MP 337/1517; Soulsauce 62; Thunder 100; Rain 70; Lightning 21 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Pasta Oneness; shell 8, psalm 5, scary 5; I take 17 (HP 316/136) 1: shadow noodles att -8/def -9; fam 6/cold; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/phys 7/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 7/phys 7/sleaze 6/spooky; turtleini 28; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/phys 7/hot 7/cold 6/spooky; turtleini 40; stunned 5: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/hot 6/phys 6/cold 6/spooky 6/sleaze; turtleini 40; noodles fade 6: thunderstrike; fam 6/phys 6/spooky 6/cold 7/hot 7/stench 6/sleaze; turtleini 28; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/hot 7/cold 7/phys 7/spooky 7/stench 6/sleaze; turtleini 40; stunned 8: toss 12; fam 7/hot 6/stench 6/phys 7/cold 7/spooky 7/sleaze; turtleini 29; I win +7 rain, +8 soulsauce, fam gains pound rainbow, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 22/57/16 2014-11-07 (Porktober 2) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCHR) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/103/104 buffed stats: 328/163/180 -> 328/163/178 equipment: ..., flaming sword, Ouija Board, 1 water wings skills: several, too lazy to list them all intrinsics: cayenne, glorious storm effects: 31 including 1 unremovable familiar: 21-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 855/865; MP 208/393; Thunder 100; Rain 21 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Disco State of Mind; I take 7 (HP 715/715) 1: shadow noodles att -8/def -9; fam 5/stench; stunned 2: weaksauce; fam 6/phys 5/sleaze; weaksauce -12 att/-10 def 3: kneebutt 40(+40) +17; fam 5/hot 6/cold 5/sleaze; weaksauce -14/-12; stunned 4: shieldbutt 40(+40) +33; fam 6/hot 6/sleaze 6/spooky 6/stench; shieldbutt 33; weaksauce -13/-12; stunned 5: kneebutt 40(+40) +17; fam 6/stench 6/cold 6/sleaze 6/hot 5/phys; shieldbutt 33; weaksauce -13/-11; stunned 6: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/sleaze 5/phys 6/stench 6/cold 5/spooky 6/hot; turtleini 40; shieldbutt 33; weaksauce -11/-12; UNstunned 7: gas balloon & water pipe bomb 40; fam 5/cold 5/sleaze 5/phys 5/stench 6/spooky 5/hot; turtleini 37; shieldbutt 33; weaksauce -13/-12; stunned 8: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/cold 5/hot 5/phys 5/spooky 6/sleaze 5/stench; turtleini 40; shieldbutt 33; weaksauce -10/-12; I win rainbow, Karma, Thwaitgold, substats: 40/30/22, factoid 2014-11-18 (Boozember 5) greycat, level 13 AT (HCPicky) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/104/152 buffed stats: 210/198/410 -> 114/126/319 -> 114/126/243 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, Shakespeare's Sister's, A Light, leather chaps, Bram's, Iron Beta, fledges skills: Sympathy, Saucestorm, Cadenza, Crab Claw, Bash, Appreciation intrinsics: fish hybrid wand: check familiar: 35-pound Fist Turkey HP 293/293; MP 152/218 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 177/177; MP 146/146) 1: attack 73(+5); fam +68 meat; she misses 2: attack 67(+5); she misses 3: attack 65(+5); fam hits 42 + stagger 4: attack 65(+5); she misses 5: attack 72(+5); +2 moxie; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 177/177; MP 146/146) 1: attack 62(+5); fam hits 47; I take 23 2: attack 54(+5); I take 26 3: attack 55(+5); she misses 4: attack 60(+5); fam hits 45 + stagger 5: attack 58(+5); she HEALS 61 6: attack 56(+5); she misses 7: attack 54(+5); she misses 8: attack 54(+5); she misses 9: attack 54(+5); she misses 10: attack 61(+5); fam hits 47; +2 moxie; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, tweezers, suspenders, substats: 105/139/283 2014-11-26 ( greycat, level 16 PM (HCHR) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 174/254/169 buffed stats: 212/466/223 -> equipment: Thor's, Ladle, 3x babies, etc. skills: all standard except Deft Hands, Thunder Clap/Cloud/Strike/Underwear/ Thighs; Rain Man/Make/Dance/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding effects: a lot intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid familiar: 31-pound warbear drone (life preserver) thrall: L10 spaghetti elemental HP 749/479; MP 328/1638; Thunder 100; Rain 45; Lightning 14 Fight 1: 0: lose gear; thrall blocks 1: shadow noodles -8 att/-10 def; fam 9/hot; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 10/cold 8/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/hot 10/cold 9/spooky; turtleini 35; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 8/hot 8/sleaze 10/stench 9/cold; turtleini 40; stunned 5: saucestorm 40+40; fam 10/sleaze 9/spooky 10/stench 10/hot 9/cold; turtleini 34; UNstunned 6: thunderstrike; fam 8/sleaze 8/stench 8/phys 10/cold 8/hot 8/spooky; turtleini 17; stunned 7: turtleini 40(+40); fam 8/phys 8/hot 8/stench 8/spooky 10/sleaze 10/cold; turtleini 40; I win Thwaitgold, solitaire, substats: 15/56/20 2014-12-01 (Jarlsuary 2) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (SCPicky) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 90/91/149 buffed stats: 157/135/319 -> 97/103/261 -> 97/103/186 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (groose), Frankly, A Light, bullet-proof, pledge pin, fledges, sphygmo skills: sympathy, saucestorm, deft, overdeveloped, knifework familiar: 30-pound Fist Turkey wand: check HP 380/380; MP 122/205 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 270/270; MP 122/173) 1: attack 25(+5); fam 24 +stagger 2: attack 33(+5); I take 24 3: attack 29(+5); Bjorn -3 att/-6 def; fam 30; she shimmers 4: attack 13(+5); I take 22 5: attack 19(+5); fam 31; she HEALS 61 6: attack glancing 7; I take 25 7: boom box 118 -10 att/-8 def; Bjorn -4 att/-3 def 8: attack 23(+5); she misses 9: attack 23(+5); Bjorn -4 att/-5 def; I take 20 10: attack 29(+5); Bjorn -3 att/-5 def; she shimmers 11: indigo heals 54 12: attack crit 24(+5); fam 35; form 1 down; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 34 (HP 204/270; MP 122/173) 1: boom box 114 -8 att/-10 def; fam 31 2: attack 30(+5); fam 33; she bulges 3: boom box blocked; I take 32 4: boom box 114 -9 att/-10 def; fam 32 5: attack glancing 5; I take 30 6: indigo blocked; I take 26 7: indigo heals 54 8: boom box 115 -8 att/-9 def 9: attack glancing 10; I take 23 10: attack 20(+5); I take 25 11: attack 12(+5); I take 22 12: attack glancing 6; I take 26 13: water pipe bomb 93; form 2 down; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, tweezers, substats: 124/129/273 2015-01-03 (Martinus 3) greycat, level 13 SC (HCStd) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 155/101/101 buffed stats: 600/414/380 -> 365/218/213 -> 288/218/213 equipment: reinforced headband, gym membership, surgical apron, Murder, giant penguin keychain, bullet-proof cords, World's Best (+100), Iron Beta, pirate fledges skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid wand: check familiar: 25-lb Grill HP 1158/1266; MP 97/769; Fury 5 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 788/788; MP 84/436) 1: attack 101; fam 8 (+8 MP); she misses 2: attack crit 106; she misses 3: attack 100; she steals 13 MP 4: attack crit 106; I take 2 5: attack 100; I take 2 6: attack 99; fam drops liquid smoke (says +8 stats); +2 muscle; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 638/638; MP 80/436) 1: attack 97; fam 10 (+10 MP); she misses 2: attack 97; she misses 3: attack 95; she misses 4: attack crit 104; she misses 5: attack 95; she HEALS 111 6: attack 96; I take 3 7: attack 96; I take 2 8: attack 96; she misses 9: attack crit 100; she misses 10: attack crit 105; she misses 11: crit 105; fam says (+8 stats); +2 Muscle; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: karma, police baton, fam says (+230 stats); substats: 401/179/188 2015-01-08 (Martinus 8) greybobcat, level 13 SC (SCStd) (Platypus) (MCD=off) raw stats: 150/91/91 buffed stats: 245/136/146 -> 230/141/136 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cloak, shark jumper, Murder, A Light, bullet-proof cords, Nickel Gamma, sash (+29), fledges skills: a fair number intrinsics: garlic wand: check familiar: 35-lb Cubeling (pile of dungeon junk) HP 435/435; MP 108/269; Fury: 4 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: fam delevels 10/10; she shimmers; I take 15 (HP 412/412; MP 108/269) 1: attack 59(+5); I take 15 2: attack crit 71(+5); I take 16 3: attack 60(+5); I take 16 4: attack 58(+5); I take 16 5: attack fumble -5; I take 16 6: attack 60(+5); I take 16 7: attack fumble -8; I take 17 8: attack 58(+5); I take 16 9: attack 60(+5); I take 16 10: attack 61(+5); I take 16 11: attack 58(+5); I take 15 12: attack 60(+5); fam drops anti^3; +2 muscle; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: fam delevels 8/8; she bulges; I take 19 (HP 251/412; MP 108/269) 1: attack fumble -2; I take 18 2: attack 51(+5); I take 18 3: attack 50(+5); I take 20 4: attack 49(+5); she steals 11 MP 5: attack 54(+5); I take 18 6: attack 49(+5); she HEALS 132 7: attack 49(+5); I take 18 8: garter heals 94 & garter blocked; I take 20 9: attack 50(+5); I take 19 10: attack 50(+5); she steals 11 MP 11: attack 50(+5); I take 19 12: attack 51(+5); I take 19 13: attack 55(+5); I take 18 14: attack 54(+5); I take 19 15: attack 48(+5); I take 19 16: attack 53(+5); I take 19 17: garter heals 101 & garter heals 106; I take 19 18: attack fumble -7; I take 19 19: attack 51(+5); I take 20 20: attack 55(+5); I take 18 21: attack 53(+5); I take 19 22: attack 51(+5); I take 19 23: attack 51(+5); +2 muscle; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, parachute, substats: 256/143/126 2015-01-14 (Bill 6) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (HCStd) (Marmot) (MCD=off) raw stats: 96/96/155 buffed stats: 244/244/555 -> 196/201/478 -> 196/201/369 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, punk rock jacket, Shakespeare's, A Light, bullet-proof cords, sash (+100), astral mask, Bram's skills: many intrinsics: garlic wand: check familiar: 15-pound sombrero HP 355/355; MP 394/471 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 299/299; MP 392/392) 1: attack 87(+5); she misses 2: attack 87(+5); she misses 3: attack 87(+5); I take 5 4: attack 87(+5); she steals 10 MP 5: attack 86(+5); I take 6 6: attack 87(+5); she steals 14 MP 7: attack 87(+5); fam gains pound; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie; form 1 down familiar: 16-pound sombrero Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 287/299; MP 369/392) 1: attack 83(+5); I take 5 2: attack 83(+5); I take 5 3: attack 83(+5); she misses 4: attack 83(+5); she steals 11 MP 5: attack fumble -6; I take 5 6: attack fumble -1; I take 5 7: attack 84(+5); I take 5 8: attack 83(+5); I take 5 9: attack 84(+5); she misses 10: attack 83(+5); she misses 11: attack 85(+5); she misses 12: attack 84(+5); she misses 13: attack 82(+5); fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, phantom mask, fam says +230 stats, substats: 179/177/413 2015-01-18 (Bor 2) greycat, level 21 TT (HCStd) (Platypus) (MCD=off) raw stats: 404/258/257 buffed stats: 939/452/431 -> 838/377/366 -> 636/377/366 equipment: laurels, frozen turtle, shark jumper, Work, Ouija, Danglin' Chad, Lead Zeta, sash (+100), Howling Anger skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: cayenne, Glorious Storm, elemental hybrid familiar: 26-pound grill HP 1892/1892; MP 125/849 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 1695/1695; MP 125/691) 1: attack crit 153(+15)(+25); fam hits 13 (+13 MP); she HEALS 104 2: attack 147(+15)(+25); she misses 3: attack 146(+15)(+25); I take 3 4: attack 146(+15)(+25); fam says +8 stats; +2 musc; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 1298/1302; MP 139/691) 1: attack 145(+15)(+25); fam hits 12 (+12 MP); she misses 2: attack 144(+15)(+25); I take 3 3: attack 145(+15)(+25); I take 3 4: attack 145(+15)(+25); I take 4 5: attack 145(+15)(+25); fam says +8 stats; +2 musc; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: ... no wand. wand: check buffed stats: 636/377/366 HP 1302/1302; MP 132/691 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 3 1: attack crit 151(+15)(+25); fam hits 12 (+12 MP); she misses 2: attack 146(+15)(+25); I take 3 3: attack 147(+15)(+25); I take 3 4: attack 146(+15)(+25); fam hits 15 (+15 MP); fam says +8 stats; +2 musc; form 1 down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 144(+15)(+25); fam hits 16 (+16 MP); I take 3 2: attack 145(+15)(+25); she misses 3: attack 144(+15)(+25); she misses 4: attack 145(+15)(+25); I take 3 5: attack 144(+15)(+25); fam says +9 stats; +2 musc; form 2 down Fight 2, Form 3: liquid smoke, plus-fours, fam says +230 stats, substats: 391/172/204 2015-01-20 (Bor 4) greycat, level 13 PM (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/158/95 buffed stats: 393/877/277 -> 203/519/205 -> 203/361/205 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surg apron, Ladle x2, flowing hippy skirt, sash (+100), Iron Beta, glow-in-the-dark necklace skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: pepermint, machine hybrid wand: check familiar: 23-pound grill thrall: L4 Lasagmbie HP 643/643; MP 657/1902 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 369/369; MP 657/1167) 1: turtleini 77(+81); fam hits 12 (+12 MP); turtleini 61; she HEALS 81 2: WotP 89(+89); turtleini 38; she misses 3: turtleini 78(+78); turtleini 59; she misses 4: attack 50(+11)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10); turtleini 35; fam drops dry rub; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 369/369; MP 575/820) 1: turtleini 77(+78); fam hits 7 (+7 MP); turtleini 59; I take 4 2: attack 43(+11)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10); turtleini 35; I take 4 3: turtleini 77(+78); turtleini 58; I take 4 4: attack 43(+14)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10); turtleini 34; she steals 16 MP 5: attack 46(+19)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10); turtleini 17; I take 4 6: attack 39(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10)(+10); fam says +8 stats; +2 myst; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, lighter fluid, porkpie, fam says +230 stats, substats: 164/416/189 2015-01-24 (Bor 8) greycat, level 16 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 162/254/161 buffed stats: 406/1200/414 -> 268/755/267 -> equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, shark jumper, 2x Saucepanic, flowing hippy skirt, sash (+100), Lead Zeta, glow-in-the-dark necklace skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, elemental hybrid wand: check familiar: 16-pound grill HP 664/664; MP 450/2665; Soulsauce: 100 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 463/463; MP 450/1687) 1: turtleini 80(+86); fam hits 7 (+7 MP); turtleini 64; she misses 2: attack 75(+19); fam hits 7 (+7 MP); turtleini 43; she misses 3: turtleini 81(+84); turtleini 63; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 457/463; MP 409/1128) 1: turtleini 85(+81); fam hits 9 (+9 MP); turtleini 61; I take 6 2: attack crit 80(+19); turtleini 38; she misses 3: turtleini blocked; she misses 4: turtleini 83(+79); fam hits 6 (+6 MP); turtleini 60; she misses 5: attack fumble -11; turtleini 36; I take 5 6: attack 69(+17); turtleini 18; she misses 7: turtleini 83(+86); turtleini 65; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: dry rub, pepper mill, fam says +230 stats, substats: 187/408/178 2015-01-29 (Petember 5) greycat, level 14 DB (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 115/116/187 buffed stats: 266/314/733 -> 225/235/658 -> 225/235/396 equipment: wool hat, Misty Cape, midriff, 2x Frankly, flowing hippy skirt, sash (+100), Iron Beta, Bram's skills: all intrinsics: peppermint, elemental hybrid mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 17-pound grill HP 441/441; MP 34/579 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 381/381; MP 34/445) 1: attack crit 105(+20)(+10); fam hits 11 (+11 MP); I take 5 2: attack 103(+16)(+10); she misses 3: attack 102(+20)(+10); I take 5 4: attack 102(+11)(+10); I take 5 5: attack 103(+15)(+10); marinade; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 15 MP (HP 370/381; MP 33/445) 1: attack 99(+20)(+10); fam hits 5 (+5 MP); I take 6 2: attack 99(+10)(+10); she misses 3: attack crit 104(+11)(+10); I take 6 4: attack 100(+14)(+10); I take 5 5: attack 99(+12)(+10); I take 6 6: attack 99(+20)(+10); I take 6 7: attack 100(+12)(+10); she HEALS 120 8: attack 99(+10)(+10); she misses 9: attack 100(+16)(+10); fam hits 9 (+9 MP); fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: hot ashes, pelerine, fam says +230 stats, substats: 165/189/415 2015-02-01 (Petember 8) greycat, level 13 AT (HCStd) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/96/155 buffed stats: 279/264/516 -> ? -> 196/201/361 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, midriff scrubs, Shakespeare's, A Light, bullet-proof, astral mask, sash (+100), Bram's skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid mirror: broken wand: NO (fuck you hermit) familiar: 30-pound grill HP 529/529; MP 366/534 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 379/379; MP 366/427) 1: attack 85(+5)(+10); fam hits 14 (+14 MP); she misses 2: attack 84(+5)(+10); I take 5 3: attack 83(+5)(+10); she misses 4: attack 84(+5)(+10); she steals 18 MP 5: attack 83(+5)(+10); she misses 6: attack 86(+5)(+10); bowl of marinade; fam says +9 stats; +2 moxie; form 1 down Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 374/379; MP 365/427) 1: attack 82(+5)(+10); fam hits 13 (+13 MP); I take 5 2: attack 83(+5)(+10); fam hits 16 (+16 MP); I take 5 3: attack 83(+5)(+10); she misses 4: attack 82(+5)(+10); I take 4 5: attack crit 87(+5)(+10); I take 5 6: attack 78(+5)(+10); she misses 7: attack crit 88(+5)(+10); I take 5 8: attack 81(+5)(+10); she misses 9: attack 82(+5)(+10); fam says +9 stats; +2 moxie; form 2 down Fight 1, Form 3: I take 137415; start Frank Nagamar quest wand: check raw stats: 97/97/155 buffed stats: 197/202/361 HP 380/380; MP 352/429 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: I take 5 1: attack 85(+5)(+10); fam hits 10 (+10 MP); she misses 2: attack 84(+5)(+10); she HEALS 125 3: attack fumble -9; she misses 4: attack 85(+5)(+10); she misses 5: attack 83(+5)(+10); she misses 6: attack crit 94(+5)(+10); I take 4 7: attack 84(+5)(+10); fam hits 10 (+10 MP); she misses 8: attack crit 93(+5)(+10); bowl of marinade; fam says +8 stats; +2 moxie; form 1 down Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 360/380; MP 375/429) 1: attack 81(+5)(+10); fam hits 12 (+12 MP); she misses 2: attack 81(+5)(+10); she misses 3: attack critical 89(+5)(+10); I take 4 4: attack 82(+5)(+10); she misses 5: attack critical 88(+5)(+10); fam hits 18 (+18 MP); I take 4 6: attack 82(+5)(+10); I take 5 7: attack 83(+5)(+10); fam hits 17 (+17 MP); I take 4 8: attack 82(+5)(+10); fam hits 14 (+14 MP); she HEALS 58 9: attack 82(+5)(+10); fam hits 16 (+16 MP); fam says +9 stats; +2 moxie; form 2 down Fight 2, Form 3: Karma, phantom mask, fam says +230 stats; substats: 148/198/424 2015-02-08 (Carlvember 7) greycat, level 17 S (HCHR) (Opossum) (MCD=off) raw stats: 191/287/192 buffed stats: 377/921/551 -> 277/807/451 equipment: 2x Saucepanic, fishbone facemask, water wings, others skills: all standard except deft hands; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Bird/Heart/Strike/ Thighs/Underwear; Rain Man/Make/Dance/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: cayenne, elemental hybrid effects: a lot wand: check (shouldn't need?) familiar: 31-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 660/670; MP 396/2793; Thunder 100; Rain 64; Lightning 15; Soulsauce 75 Fight 1: 0: lose equipment, elemental; spiky 10, jala 3, scary 8; I take 4 (HP 475/475) 1: thunderstrike; fam 8/hot; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 10/cold 8/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40+40; fam 8/cold 9/sleaze 10/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 4: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 10/hot 9/spooky 10/sleaze 10/stench; turtleini 40; UNstunned 5: shadow noodles att -9 def -8; fam 8/stench 10/phys 9/spooky 10/cold 10/sleaze; turtleini 40; stunned 6: saucestorm 40+40; fam 10/cold 9/spooky 9/phys 9/stench 8/sleaze 8/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 7: saucestorm 40+40; fam 9/phys 9/cold 8/spooky 10/hot 9/sleaze 10/stench; turtleini 24; I win +6 soulsauce, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 20/46/24 2015-03-02 (Dougtember 5) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Blender) (annoy=off) raw stats: 110/169/107 buffed stats: 273/457/290 -> equipment: Thor, Saucepanic, 2x water wings skills: all standard except Deft Hands, all Thunder except Underwear, Rain Man/Make/Dance/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding effects: many intrinsics: cayenne, elemental hybrid familiar: 21-pound Warbear Drone (life preserver) HP 559/559; MP 235/1577; Thunder 100; Rain 36; Lightning 22; Soulsauce 70 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Fortitude; spiky 13, psalm 8, jala 2, scary 8; I take 3 1: thunderstrike; fam 7/cold; stunned 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 7/sleaze 6/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 3: saucestorm 40 +40; fam 7/stench 6/phys 6/sleaze; turtleini 40; stunned 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/sleaze 6/cold 6/phys 6/stench; turtleini 40; UNstunned 5: soul bubble; fam 7/sleaze 7/cold 7/stench 7/phys 7/hot; turtleini 40; stunned 6: turtleini 40(+40); fam 6/phys 7/spooky 7/hot 6/cold 6/sleaze 6/stench; turtleini 40; stunned 7: saucetorm 40 +40; fam 6/stench 6/sleaze 6/phys 6/cold 7/hot 6/spooky; turtleini 40; I win +7 Rain, +6 Soulsauce, +1 pound, Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 19/51/25 2015-05-08 (Petember 8) greycat, level 18 AT (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 210/220/296 buffed stats: 434/458/826 -> 320/330/678 -> 320/330/530 equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, Misty Cape, Shakespeare's, Half a Purse, big pants, Iron Beta, Sash (+100), Bram's skills: all but Deft Hands(?) intrinsics: peppermint familiar: 20-pound shrub (child leash) wand: NO (on purpose) HP 724/724; MP 245/824 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 559/559; MP 245/607) 1: attack 96; fam 3(+3)(+2)(+2)(+3); leash 7; I take 3 2: attack 96; leash 6; she HEALS 99 3: attack 96; leash 6; I take 3 4: attack 97; leash 5; she steals 11 MP 5: attack 97; leash 5; she misses 6: attack crit 99; leash 7; she steals 10 MP 7: attack 97; leash 6; she misses 8: attack 97; leash 6; I take 4 9: attack 97; leash 5; form 1 down; fam says +5 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 4 (HP 549/559; MP 226/607) 1: attack 97; fam 2(+2)(+2)(+3)(+2); leash 6; she misses 2: attack 97; leash 5; I take 4 3: attack 96; leash 5; she misses 4: attack 97; leash 6; I take 4 5: attack 97; leash 7; I take 4 6: attack crit 105; leash 6; I take 4 7: attack 96; leash 6; I take 4 8: attack 97; leash 7; I take 5 9: attack 97; leash 7; she misses 10: attack crit 102; leash 5; she steals 13 MP 11: attack 96; leash 6; form 2 down; fam gains pound; fam says +4 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: 0: I take 135230 raw stats: 210/221/297 buffed stats: 310/321/492 equipment: double-ice cap, Misty Cape, surgical apron, Shakespeare's, sewage-clogged pistol, big pants, ghost of a necklace, sash (+100), Bram's familiar: 22-pound shrub (child leash) wand: yes HP 504/504; MP 137/591 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: cap 19, I take 7 (HP 497/504; MP 137/591) 1: attack 87(+20)(+10)(+20)(+8); fam 3(+2)(+2)(+2)(+3); leash 7; she thaws; she misses 2: attack 87(+20)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; I take 8 3: attack 86(+18)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she misses 4: attack 87(+11)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she misses 5: attack 87(+15)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she misses 6: attack crit 96(+15)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 7; form 1 down; fam says +4 stats; +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 86(+16)(+10)(+20)(+8); fam 3(+3)(+4)(+3)(+4); leash 7; cap 12; I take 8 2: attack 87(+17)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she thaws; I take 9 3: attack crit 94(+16)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she steals 18 MP 4: attack 88(+13)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she misses 5: attack 86(+19)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she misses 6: attack 87(+16)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 7; I take 8 7: attack 87(+12)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 6; she misses 8: attack crit 94(+10)(+10)(+20)(+8); leash 7; form 2 down; fam says +3 stats; +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 3: Thwaitgold, suspenders, fam says +5 stats, substats: 117/136/280 2015-05-11 (Carlvember 3) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCBooze) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 98/154/100 buffed stats: 287/607/270 -> 225/379/227 -> 225/302/227 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (nano), surgical apron, Ladle, green lantern, Pantaloons of Hatred, sash (+100), fledges, Iron Beta skills: several... intrinsics: peppermint familiar: -pound Rogue (feast) thrall: L10 spaghetti elemental wand: check HP 560/560; MP 815/1434 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she shimmers; she misses 1: WotP crit 129(+129)(+129); Bjorn +5 meat; I take 5 (HP 396/401; MP 678/710) 2: WotP 92(+92)(+92); Bjor +14 meat; feast 6/hot; form 1 down; Game Grid token; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she bulges; she misses (HP 398/401; MP 647/710) 1: WotP 95(+95)(+95); Bjorn +6 meat; I take 5 2: WotP 97(+97)(+97); Bjorn +10 meat; feast 6/stench; she misses 3: WotP 96(+95)(+96); Bjorn +14 meat; I take 5 4: attack fumble -6; she misses 5: attack 43(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 9 MP; form 2 down; fam gains pound; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, SBW, substats: 116/290/123 2015-05-17 (Porktober 1) darkgreycat, level 13 S (HCRandom) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 98/157/98 buffed stats: 547/755/473 -> 208/391/233 -> 208/313/233 equipment: reinforced headband, surgical apron, black cloak, Saucepanic, A Light, flowing hippy skirt, astral mask, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: several intrinsics: peppermint wand: NO (on purpose) familiar: 6-pound warbear drone HP 703/703; MP 307/1644; Soulsauce 48 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (Australian) she misses (HP 313/313; MP 307/861) 1: attack crit 60(+5); fam 3/phys; she misses 2: saucestorm 57+57; fam 3/sleaze 3/phys; she misses 3: saucestorm 57+57; fam 3/hot 3/sleaze 2/stench; she misses 4: saucestorm 57+57; fam 2/sleaze 3/phys 2/stench 3/cold; she misses 5: saucestorm 57+57; fam 3/hot 3/stench 3/spooky 3/sleaze 2/cold; she misses 6: attack 57(+5); fam 3/phys 3/sleaze 2/cold 3/spooky 2/stench 3/hot; form 1 down; +7 soulsauce; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (phase-shifting) she misses (HP 313/313; MP 287/693) 1: WotP 83(+83); fam 3/hot; I take 6 2: WotP 78(+78); fam 3/stench 2/spooky; I take 5 3: WotP blocked (blink); I take 5 4: WotP 83(+83); fam 3/spooky 2/sleaze 2/phys; I take 5 5: WotP 79(+79); fam 2/sleaze 2/stench 3/spooky 2/cold; I take 5 6: WotP 79(+79); fam 2/phys 3/hot 2/cold 2/stench 3/sleaze; I take 5 7: saucestorm blocked (blink); she misses 8: saucestorm 57+57; fam 3/sleaze 3/cold 2/phys 3/hot 2/stench 2/spooky; form 2 down; +8 soulsauce; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: (Australian) I take 161910 ... raw stats: 99/158/99 buffed stats: 209/314/234 familiar: 9-pound warbear drone wand: yes HP 314/314; MP 377/696; Soulsauce 50 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: (solid gold) she misses 1: attack 55(+5); fam 2/hot; she misses 2: attack crit 70(+5); fam 2/phys 2/cold; I take 4 3: attack 56(+5); fam 2/sleaze 2/stench 2/spooky; I take 5 4: attack 55(+5); fam 2/spooky 3/sleaze 3/stench 3/phys; I take 5 5: attack 54(+5); fam 2/sleaze 2/stench 3/phys 3/spooky 2/hot; she misses 6: attack crit 61(+5); fam 3/stench 3/sleaze 2/cold 2/hot 2/spooky 3/cold; I take 5 7: saucestorm blocked; she misses 8: saucestorm 57+crit 76; fam 3/hot 3/cold 3/stench 3/spooky 3/phys 3/sleaze; she misses 9: attack 56(+5); fam 2/hot 3/sleaze 3/stench 2/phys 2/cold 2/spooky; form 1 down; +6 Soulsauce; 1582 Meat; +2 myst Fight 2, Form 2: 0: (filthy) I take 49/stench; she misses (HP 248/314; MP 374/696) 1: WotP 79(+79); fam 2/phys; I take 47/stench; she misses 2: WotP 79(+79); fam 3/spooky 2/hot; I take 42/stench; she misses 3: WotP 82(+82); fam 2/cold 3/phys 2/hot; I take 46/stench; she misses 4: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 51/stench; she misses 5: garter heals 104 & garter blocked; fam 2/sleaze 2/cold 2/spooky 3/hot; I take 50/stench; she misses 6: garter heals 83 & garter heals 111; fam 2/stench 3/hot 3/spooky 2/phys 3/sleaze; I take 47/stench; she misses 7: WotP 81(+81); fam 2/spooky 2/hot 3/cold 3/stench 3/phys 2/sleaze; I take 44/stench; she misses 8: WotP 82(+82); fam 2/stench 2/sleaze 3/hot 3/spooky 2/phys 2/cold; I take 47/stench; I take 6 9: attack 42(+5); fam 3/spooky 3/sleaze 3/stench 2/cold 2/hot 3/phys; form 2 down; +8 Soulsauce; +2 myst Fight 2, Form 3: (lazy) Karma, Thwaitgold, dice-shaped backpack 2015-05-21 (Porktober 5) greycat, level 13 SC (HCRandom) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 158/101/102 buffed stats: 709/408/382 -> 502/227/219 -> 344/227/219 equipment: wool hat, Misty Cloak, surgical apron, 2x Murder, flowing hippy skirt, fledges, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: all but deft hands(?) intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid wand: check familiar: 26-pound grill (child leash) HP 1419/1419; MP 66/717; Fury 5 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (askew) she misses (HP 1015/1015; MP 66/411) 1: attack 120(+11); fam hits/restores 12; leash 6; I take 3 2: attack 118(+19); leash 7; I take 3 3: attack crit 127(+16); leash 7; I take 3 4: attack 121(+12); leash 7; I take 3 5: attack 119(+20); leash 7; form 1 down; fam says +9 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (artisanal) I take 3 (HP 704/707; MP 79/411) 1: attack 114(+15); fam hits/restores 8; leash 7; she misses 2: attack 115(+20); leash 6; I take 4 3: attack 114(+19); leash 7; she misses 4: attack 116(+16); leash 7; I take 4 5: attack 115(+19); leash 7; she misses 6: attack crit 121(+17); leash 6; I take 4 7: attack 115(+14); leash 7; form 2 down; fam says +9 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: (1337) Karma, Thwaitgold, dice ring, fam says +230 stats; substats: 410/173/186 2015-05-24 (Porktober 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCRandom) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 98/159/100 buffed stats: 498/799/631 -> ? -> 198/280/216 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, dice ring, Bram's, sash (+100) skills: all but deft hands(?) intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid wand: check familiar: 32-pound grill (child leash) HP 797/797; MP 264/1823; Soulsauce 100 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (haunted, hot) I take 113/hot + 76/spooky; she misses (HP 362/362; MP 264/858) 1: shadow noodles -8 att, -10 def; fam hits/restores 14; leash 9; STUN RESISTED ("Unfazed"); I take 54/hot + 31/spooky; she misses 2: turtleini crit 110(+105) +77; leash 8; I take 59/hot + 34/spooky; she misses 3: WotP 79(+79); turtleini 58; leash 8; I take 55/hot + 33/spooky; I take 2 4: garter heals 90 & garter blocked silently; turtleini 33; leash 8; I take 54/hot + 35/spooky; she misses 5: garter heals 84 & garter heals 89; turtleini 17; leash 9; form 1 down; lovebug +4 muscle; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (huge, cartwheeling) I take 29 (HP 233/362; MP 189/681) 1: shadow noodles -8 att, -9 def; fam hits/restores 14; leash 7; STUN RESISTED ("Unfazed"); I take 27 (HP 206/362, MP 173/681) 2: turtleini 77(+79) +59; leash 8; I take 27 3: WotP 80(+80); turtleini 36; leash 9; I take 27 4: garter heals 92 & garter heals 103; fam hits/restores 13; turtleini 18; leash 8; I take 27 5: turtleini crit 103(+105) +77; leash 7; I take 28 6: WotP 80(+80); turtleini 58; leash 8; I take 27 7: MMJ restores 23 & MMJ blocked; fam hits/restores 16; turtleini 33; leash 8; I take 27 8: WotP 79(+79); turtleini 17; leash 9; I take 28 9: turtleini 80(+74) +55; leash 7; I take 27 10: MMJ restore 25 & MMJ restores 23; turtleini 30; leash 8; I take 27 11: WotP 80(+80); turtleini 15; leash 9; I take 27 12: WotP 76(+76); leash 8; form 2 down; lovebug +5 moxie; fam says +19 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: (pixellated, hot) lovebug +5 muscle, Karma, dry rub, Thwaitgold, dice backpack red pixel, blue pixel, white pixel, fam says +230 stats, substats: 170/392/207 2015-05-26 (Boozember 2) greycat, level 13 TT (HCRandom) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 154/92/96 buffed stats: 544/405/401 -> 264/202/212 -> equipment: reinforced headband, dice backpack, surgical apron, Ladle, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, dice ring, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: all but deft hands(?) intrinsics: peppermint, glorious storm, machine hybrid wand: nope (pvp...) familiar: 34-pound grill (child leash) mirror: broken HP 1137/1137; MP 123/784 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (ghostly, electrified, invisible) -227 HP +227 MP; I take 2 (HP 591/591; MP 350/409) 1: turtleini 16(+84); fam hits/restores 10; turtleini 63; leash 9; -118 HP +118 MP; I take 2 2: eggsplosion 79; turtleini 41; leash 7; -118 HP +118 MP; I take 2 3: eggsplosion 80 +80; fam hits/restores 12; turtleini 21; leash 7; -118 HP +118 MP; she misses 4: attack 15; fam hits/restores 10; turtleini 11; leash 8; -118 HP +118 MP; I take 2 5: saucestorm 55 +55; leash 9; form 1 down; lovebug +4 myst; fam says +9 statsl +2 musc Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twirling, jittery, filthy) I take 60/stench; she's dizzy 1: garter heals 117 & garter heals 94; fam hits/restores 19; leash 9; I take 59/stench; she's dizzy (HP 204/591; MP 409/409) 2: turtleini 83(+79) +59; leash 8; I take 61/stench; she's dizzy 3: garter heals 117 & garter heals 99; fam hits/restores 13; turtleini 36; leash 9; I take 64/stench; she's dizzy 4: turtleini 82(+80) +60; leash 9; I take 60/stench; she's dizzy 5: WotP blocked; I take 64/stench; I take 3 6: garter blocked & garter blocked; I take 60/stench; she's dizzy 7: garter heals 91 & garter silently blocked; turtleini 37; leash 9; I take 64/stench; she's dizzy 8: garter heals 116 & garter heals 110; turtleini 19; leash 9; I take 61/stench; she's dizzy 9: turtleini 81(+78); fam hits/restores 18; turtleini 59; leash 9; I take 59/stench; she's dizzy 10: attack 74; turtleini 35; leash 9; form 2 down; liquid smoke; fam says +10 stats; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 3: I take 149414 (trigger wand quest) raw stats: 155/93/97 buffed stats: 265/203/213 wand: check HP 593/593; MP 303/411 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: (short, foul-mouthed, electrified) I take 58/sleaze; -118 HP +118 MP; she misses 1: turtleini 82(+81); fam hits/restores 16; turtleini 61; leash 8; I take 63/sleaze; -118 HP +118 MP; she misses 2: saucestorm 55+55; turtleini 38; leash 9; form 1 down; fam says +9 stats; +2 musc Fight 2, Form 2: 0: (lazy, bouncing, yuletide) she's lazy 1: attack 76; fam hits/restores 10; leash 9; she's lazy 2: attack 73; leash 8; she's lazy 3: attack crit 79; leash 8; I take 8 4: attack 74; leash 8; she's lazy 5: attack fumble -3; fam hits/restores 19; leash 8; she's lazy 6: attack crit 81; fam hits/restores 16; leash 8; she's lazy 7: attack 76; leash 8; I take 8 8: attack 76; leash 9; she's lazy 9: attack 76; leash 8; she's lazy 10: attack 76; leash 9; she's lazy 11: attack 74; leash 7; she's lazy 12: attack 73; leash 9; lovebug +4 myst; fruitcake, eggnog, fruitcake, candy cane; fam says +14 stats; +2 musc Fight 2, Form 3: 0: (jittery, quacking, annoying) wanded Karma, Thwaitgold, dice belt buckle; fam says +230 stats; substats 377/208/181 2015-05-31 (Boozember 7) greycat, level 13 DB (HCRandom) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/97/157 buffed stats: 322/333/589 -> 196/206/352 -> 196/206/273 equipment: reinforced headband, dice backpack, surgical apron, Shank, short-handled mop, flowing hippy skirt, dice ring, dice buckle, sash (+100) skills: all intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid wand: check mirror: intact familiar: 29-pound grill (child leash) HP 562/562; MP 159/612 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (turgid, disguised, pixellated, clowning) she misses (HP 379/379; MP 159/396) 1: attack 119(+20)(+10)(+10); fam hits/restores 12; leash 7; she misses 2: attack 119(+22)(+10)(+10); fam hits/restores 16; leash 6; she misses 3: attack 119(+26)(+10)(+10); leash 8; she misses 4: attack 117(+19)(+10)(+10); fam hits/restores 10; leash 8; she misses 5: attack 116(+20)(+10)(+10); leash 8; she misses 6: attack 116(+31)(+10)(+10); leash 7; she misses 7: attack 118(+28)(+10)(+10); fam hits/restores 10; leash 7; she misses 8: attack 118(+29)(+10)(+10); leash 8; she misses 9: attack 115(+22)(+10)(+10); leash 6; she misses 10: attack 119(+20)(+10)(+10); leash 8; she misses 11: attack 118(+24)(+10)(+10); leash 7; she misses 12: attack 119(+25)(+10)(+10); leash 7; form 1 down; lovebug +4 myst; acid flower, acid flower, balloon, white pixel, black pixel, black pixel; fam says +8 stays; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (twirling, quacking, cloned, obscene) I take 20 (HP 359/379; MP 208/396) 1: shadow noodles -8 att, -10 def; fam hits/restores 9; leash 7; she's transfixed 2: conspiratorial blocked; she's transfixed 3: conspiratorial; fam hits/restores 14; whisper 7 (-4 att, -3 def); leash 8 4: turtleini 124(+125) +73; whisper 7 (-3 att, -3 def); leash 7; she's transfixed 5: saucestorm 116+116; turtleini 37; whisper 7 (-4 att, -4 def); leash 7; she's transfixed 6: saucestorm crit 149+116; turtleini 19; whisper 7 (-4 att, -3 def); leash 7; noodles fade 7: turtleini 121(+120) +65; whisper 7 (-4 att, -4 def); leash 7; form 2 down; lovebug +5 myst; fam says +18 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: 0: (restless, electrified, yuletide, red-hot) Karma, Thwaitgold, dice do-rag, candy cane, candy cane, gingerbread bugbear, fruitcake fam says +230 stats; substats: 180/201/386 2015-06-03 (Dougtember 2) greycat, level 13 PM (HCRandom) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/159/159(*) buffed stats: 375/675/558 -> 230/450/307 -> 230/339/307 equipment: dice do-rag, dice backpack, astral shirt, Ladle, Half a Purse, distressed denim, dice buckle, dice ring, sash (+100) skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid, confidence! wand: check mirror: intact familiar: 16-pound mayo wasp (child leash) thrall: level 8 penne dreadful HP 579/579; MP 264/1511 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (dancin', artisinal, wet, American, cloud-based) thrall -8 att, -8 def; I take 53/cold; she misses (HP 368/368; MP 264/1016) 1: attack 20(+8)(+8)(+8)(+8)(+8); fam misses; leash 5; I take 56/cold; she misses 2: turtleini 125(+124); fam misses; turtleini 72; leash 6; I take 59/cold; she misses 3: attack glancing 9; fam hits 20; turtleini 36; leash 5; form 1 down; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (hopping-mad, drunk, askew, pixellated, frozen) thrall -8 att, -8 def; she's frozen (HP 254/368; MP 230/771) 1: turtleini 126(+155); fam misses; turtleini 122; leash 5; she's frozen 2: attack 73(+16)(+1)(+8)(+16)(+8); fam misses; turtleini 68; leash 4; form 2 down; fine wine, La Fantasma, blended frozen w/fly, white pixel, white pixel, red pixel; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: (skinny, throbbing, blurry, filthy, cloned) Karma, Thwaitgold, dice pajama pants; substats: 129/278/124 2015-06-06 (Dougtember 5) greycat, level 13 AT (HCRandom) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/96/156 buffed stats: 309/264/516 -> 225/225/428 -> 225/225/350 equipment: dice do-rag, dice backpack, astral shirt, Shakespeare, Sheila, dice pants, dice buckle, dice ring, sash (+100) skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid, confidence! wand: check mirror: intact familiar: 14-pound puck man (kill screen) HP 503/503; MP 107/494 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (left-handed, jittery, untouchable, narcisstic, cloned, obscene, clowning) she admires self (x2) (HP 381/381; MP 107/428) 1: marinara 5 2: stinkbug; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 3: conspiratorial; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5) 4: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 5: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); fam blocks 6: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 7: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -1; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 8: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -1; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 9: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -1; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 10: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); fam blocks 11: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 12: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 13: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -1; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 14: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -1; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 15: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 16: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 17: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 18: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 19: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); fam blocks 20: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she admires x2 21: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); form 1 down; lovebug +6 moxie; yellow pixel, clown shoes, clown nose, acid flower; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (phase-shifting, lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, electrified, untouchable, cowardly) I take 38/sleaze 40/stench; -76 HP +76 MP; she cowers (HP 225/381; MP 160/428) 1: marinara 5 2: accordion bash; marinara 5; she reels 3: conspiratorial blocked; she reels 4: conspiratorial; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5 5: stinkbug; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she reels 6: hobo notebook blocked & garter blocked; she reels 7: hobo notebook blocked & garter blocked; she recovers (FUCK!) 8: shadow noodles att -8 def -10; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; stinkbuig 5(+5); she's transfixed 9: hobo notebook works & garter blocked; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she's transfixed 10: attack phased; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); she's transfixed 11: belch blocked; she's transfixed 12: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 3 att -1 def -1; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); noodles fade 13: love gnats blocked; I take 38/sleaze 40/stench; -76 HP +76 MP; she cowers 14: love gnats; whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); gnats block 15: garter heals 108 & garter heals 85; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); gnats block 16: belch phased; gnats block 17: attack phased; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); gnats block 18: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); gnats disperse(?) 19: attack phased; whisper 4 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); gnats block 20: attack phased; whisper 3 att -2 def -1; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); I take 40/sleaze 41/stench -76 HP +76 MP; she cowers 21: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 3 att -1 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); I take 42/sleaze 40/stench -76 HP +76 MP; she cowers 22: attack 5(+5)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); whisper 3 att -2 def -2; marinara 5; glyph 5; stinkbug 5(+5); I take 39/sleaze 41/stench -76 HP +76 MP; she cowers; I lose. HP 381/381; MP 320/428 (no buffs) Fight 2, Form 1: 0: (shy, short, tie-dyed, drunk, unstoppable, obscene, frozen) she's frozen 1: attack 30(+12)(+6)(+1)(+3)(+6)(+3); she's frozen 2: attack crit 55(+18)(+6)(+1)(+3)(+6)(+3); she's frozen 3: attack crit 70(+17)(+6)(+1)(+3)(+6)(+3); form 1 down; yellow pixel, incense, hemp, screwdriver, Mad Train wine, +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 2: 0: (left-handed, cartwheeling, disguised, unstoppable, 1337, hot, obscene) I take 60/hot; she misses (HP 320/381; MP 322/428) 1: turtleini 128(+124) +72; glyph 9; I take 59/hot; she misses 2: WotP 106(+106); turtleini 36; glyph 10; I take 58/hot; she misses 3: love mosquito 10; turtleini 18; glyph 10; form 2 down; yellow pixel; +2 moxie Fight 3, Form 2: 0: (left-handed, huge, solid gold, annoying, hilarious, cowardly, ice-cold) 1803 meat, karma, yellow pixel, Thwaitgold, dice sunglasses, substats: 127/103/302 2015-06-11 (Jarlsuary 2) greycat, level 13 AT (HCRandom) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 95/95/156 buffed stats: 486/513/908 -> 214/214/444 -> 214/214/334 equipment: reinforced headband, dice backpack, midriff scrubs, Shakespeare's, Sheila, distressed denim, sash (+100), dice x2 skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, penguin hybrid, confidence! wand: check mirror: intact familiar: 25-pound grill (kill screen) HP 800/800; MP 334/918 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (cartwheeling, dancin', throbbing, foul-mouthed, fratty) I take 55/sleaze (HP 405/405; MP 334/409) 1: accordion bash; fam hits/restores 7; she's reeling 2: attack 77(+16)(+10); she's reeling 3: attack cartwheeled; she's reeling 4: attack 79(+18)(+10); she's reeling 5: attack cartwheeled; she recovers 6: shadow noodles -8 att -10 def; she's transfixed 7: attack cartwheeled; she's transfixed 8: attack 90(+16)(+10); she's transfixed 9: attack 87(+19)(+10); she's transfixed 10: attack cartwheeled; noodles fade 11: love gnats; fam hits/restores 14; gnats distract 12: attack 90(+18)(+10); fam hits/restores 9; gnats distract 13: attack cartwheeled; gnats distract 14: attack 83(+11)(+10); gnats distract 15: attack cartwheeled; fam hits/restores 7; gnats disperse 16: saucestorm 60+60; form 1 down; frilly skirt, ice-cold fotie, cargo shorts; fam says +8 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (throbbing, jittery, ghostly, untouchable, clowning) she misses (HP 405/405; MP 338/409) 1: marinara; fam hits/restores 5; marinara 1; glyph 5 2: stinkbugs; fam hits/restore 5; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 3: conspiratorial; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5) 4: turtleini 5(+5) +5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 5: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); turtleini 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 6: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); turtleini 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); I take 7 7: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 8: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); I take 7 9: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 10: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 11: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 12: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 13: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 14: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); fam hits/restore 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 15: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 16: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 17: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 18: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 19: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 20: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 21: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 22: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 23: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 24: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 25: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 26: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 27: belch blocked; she misses 28: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); fam hits/restores 5; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 29: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 30: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); she misses 31: belch 5(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); whisper 1 att -3 def -3; marinara 1; glyph 5; stinkbug 1(+5); I take 7 32: fight called due to round limit (!!!!!) HP 405/405; MP 233/409 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: (dancin', narcissistic, 1337, generous, obscene) she admires 1: attack 76(+18)(+10); fam hits/restores 10; she admires 2: attack 78(+20)(+10); she admires 3: attack 76(+18)(+10); she admires 4: attack 82(+20)(+10); form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 2: 0: (blurry, askew, haunted, wet, cowardly) I take 66/cold 41/spooky; she cowers 1: accordion bash; fam hits/restores 14; glyph 9; she's reeling 2: turtleini blocked; she's reeling 3: turtleini 127(+126) +75; glyph 10; she's reeling 4: attack 120(+15)(+10); turtleini 38; glyph 10; she's reeling 5: attack 122(+20)(+10); turtleini 19; glyph 9; form 2 down; lovebug +4 moxie; fam says +9 stats; +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 3: (Australian, electrified, untouchable, narcissistic, wet) Karma, bowl of marinade, Thwaitgold, dice sunglasses fam says +230 stats; substats: 187/195/384 2015-06-14 (Jarlsuary 5) greycat, level 13 AT (HCRandom) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/96/160 buffed stats: 511/480/879 -> 219/216/452 -> 219/216/340 equipment: reinforced headband, dice backpack, midriff scrubs, Shakespeare's, Sheila, distressed denim, sash (+100), dice x2 skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid, confidence! wand: check mirror: intact familiar: 20-pound grill (kill screen) HP 836/836; MP 382/862 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (dancin', twirling, broke, annoying, wet) I take 68/cold; she's dizzy 1: accordion bash; annoyed fam; she's reeling 2: attack 81(+17)(+10); she's reeling 3: attack 88(+13)(+10); she's reeling 4: attack annoyed; fam annoyed; she recovers 5: attack annoyed; fam annoyed; I take 63/cold; she's dizzy (HP 348/412) 6: attack annoyed; I take 66/cold; she's dizzy 7: attack 89(+11)(+10); I take 70/cold; she's dizzy 8: attack annoyed; I take 68/cold; she's dizzy 9: attack 89(+20)(+10); form 1 down; 9 meat; dry rub; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (ghostly, drunk, 1337, cloud-based, cloned) I take 14 + 14 (HP 116/412) 1: conspiratorial; fam hits/restores 11; whisper 1 att -3 def -2 2: garter heals 90 & garter heals 92; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; I take 12 + 12 3: accordion bash; whisper 1 att -3 def -3; she's reeling 4: turtleini 16(+122) +69; whisper 1 att -2 def -2; she's reeling 5: saucestorm 116+116; turtleini 35; whisper 1 att -3 def -2; she's reeling 6: saucestorm 116+116; turtleini 18; whisper 1 att -2 def -3; she recovers 7: saucestorm 116+116; whisper 1 att -2 def -2; I take 11 + 11 8: saucestorm 116+116; fam hits/restores 7; whisper 1 att -2 def -3; form 2 down; lychee chuhai, accidental cider, Supernova; fam says +15 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: (turgid, narcissistic, invisible, wet, cloned) Karma, Thwaitgold, dice; fam says +230 stats; substats: 191/180/397 2015-06-16 (Jarlsuary 7) darkgreycat, level 13 AT (SCStandard) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 106/107/163 buffed stats: 305/296/548 -> 212/217/463 -> 212/217/381 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (lime), Pete's jacket, Shakespeare's, Sheila, leather chaps, Iron Beta, sash (+100), Bram skills: many intrinsics: peppermint wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 17-pound sombrero (ant pick) HP 537/537; MP 184/549 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 402/402; MP 184/414) 1: attack 85(+14); I take 7 2: attack 88(+13); bjorn att -3 def -4; she shimmers; she misses 3: attack 86(+20); bjorn att -5 def -5; she misses 4: attack 85(+19); bjorn att -3 def -3; pick 10; I take 7 5: attack fumble -6; she misses 6: attack 85(+18); pick 11; she misses 7: attack 85(+10); bjorn att -4 def -4; pick 12; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 386/402; MP 187/414) 1: attack 84(+14); bjorn att -5 def -4; she misses 2: attack 87(+16); bjorn att -5 def -5; she bulges; she HEALS 119 3: attack 81(+13); bjorn att -4 def -5; I take 7 4: attack crit 90(+17); bjorn att -3 def -5; pick 12; I take 9 5: attack 83(+20); I take 8 6: attack fumble -16; pick 11; she misses 7: attack 85(+11); bjorn att -3 def -3; she misses 8: attack 84(+13); I take 9 9: attack 84(+13); she misses 10: attack 84(+17); bjorn att -5 def -3; I take 7 11: attack 85(+16); lovebug +4 moxie; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: lovebug +4 muscle, Karma, polyester; fam says +230 stats; substats: 179/180/410 2015-06-18 (Frankruary 1) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (SCStandard) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 155/102/105 buffed stats: 331/336/279 -> 272/219/222 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (hobo monkey), midriff scrubs, Ladle, padded tortoise, bullet-proof cords, galoshes, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: many intrinsics: cayenne, glorious storm wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 24-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 722/722; MP 90/667 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 607/607; MP 90/438) 1: attack 81(+10); bjorn 22/hot att -4 def -3; she shimmers; she misses 2: attack 74(+10); bjorn 16/hot att -5 def -5; I take 4 3: attack 75(+10); I take 5 4: attack 75(+10); I take 4 5: attack 76(+10); she misses 6: attack 75(+10); bjorn 23/hot att -5 def -4; she misses 7: attack 77(+10); form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 5 (HP 599/607; MP 91/438) 1: attack 78(+10); bjorn 18/hot att -5 def -4; she misses 2: attack 77(+10); I take 5 3: attack fumble -2; I take 5 4: attack 78(+10); I take 5 5: attack 77(+10); she misses 6: attack 79(+10); she misses 7: attack 77(+10); bjorn 15/hot att -3 def -4; she bulges 8: attack 70(+10); bjorn 20/hot att -5 def -5; she misses 9: attack 71(+10); I take 5 10: attack 73(+10); bjorn 22/hot att -5 def -4; she misses 11: attack 71(+10); bjorn 17/hot att -5 def -4; form 2 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, polyester, fam says +230 stats; substats: 409/170/190 2015-06-23 (Frankruary 6) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (HCRandom) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 150/91/91 buffed stats: 485/280/302 -> 388/220/242 -> 313/220/242 equipment: reinforced headband, frozen turtle shell, surgical apron, antique machete, Ouija, distressed denim, astral mask, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: several intrinsics: peppermint, glorious war, confidence! wand: check mirror: intact familiar: 21-pound sombrero (child leash) HP 876/876; MP 179/482 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (american) she misses (HP 716/716; MP 179/383) 1: attack 142(+15); leash 6; I take 3 (HP 589/592; MP 179/383) 2: attack 141(+15); leash 6; she misses 3: attack 142(+15); leash 6; form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (floating) she misses (HP 591/592; MP 179/383) 1: attack 90(+15); leash 6; she misses 2: attack 86(+15); leash 6; I take 4 3: attack 76(+15); leash 6; she misses 4: attack 81(+15); leash 6; she misses 5: attack 90(+15); leash 6; she misses 6: attack 78(+15); leash 6; form 2 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, dice; fam says +230 stats; substats: 400/181/187 2015-07-01 (Starch 6) greycat, level 20 Sauceror (HCHR) (Packrat) (annoy=off) raw stats: 259/374/272 buffed stats: 470/1448/493 -> 470/1387/493 equipment: Hairpiece, Misty Robe, sea salt scrubs, 2x Saucepanic, Vicar's Tutu, 2x water wings, fishbone facemask skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, penguin hybrid, confidence! mirror: intact familiar: 16-pound warbear drone (life preserver) HP 1209/1265; MP 333/5104; Thunder 95; Rain 66; Lightning 23; Soulsauce 71 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, springy; spiky 12, jala 2, scary 10; I take 10 (HP 755/755; MP 333/4464) 1: shadow noodles att -10 def -8; fam 5/hot; he's transfixed 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/sleaze 5/stench; turtleini 40; he's transfixed 3: conspiratorial; fam 5/spooky 5/sleaze 5/phys; turtleini 40; whisper 8 att -4 def -4 4: turtleini 40(+40); fam 5/cold 5/hot 5/spooky 5/sleaze; turtleini 40; whisper 8 att -4 def -4; he's transfixed 5: marinara; fam 5/cold 5/sleaze 5/hot 5/phys 5/stench; turtleini 40; whisper 8 att -4 def -4; marinara 8 (heal 8) 6: turtleini crit 40(+40); fam 5/stench 5/hot 5/cold 5/spooky 5/phys 5/sleaze; turtleini 40; whisper 8 att -4 def -4; marinara 8 (heal 8); he's transfixed 7: saucestorm 40+40; fam 5/spooky 5/stench 5/cold 5/hot 5/sleaze 5/phys; turtleini 40; whisper 8 att -4 def -4; marinara 8 (heal 8); noodles fade 8: mosquito 10; fam 5/spooky 5/phys 5/sleaze 5/stench 5/hot 5/cold; turtleini 40; whisper 8 att -4 def -4; marinara 8 (heal 8); I win; +8 soulsauce Thwaitgold, scarf, substats: 17/40/26 2015-07-09 (April 6) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (HCStandard) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 151/93/94 buffed stats: 598/331/517 -> 379/219/206 -> 304/219/206 equipment: mesh cap, Misty Cloak, surgical apron, Murder, sawblade shield, flowing hippy skirt, sash (+100), Iron Beta, fledges skills: a bunch intrinsics: cayenne wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 20-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 1022/1022; MP 134/567; Fury 5 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 661/661; MP 134/382) 1: attack 100; I take 3 (HP 534/537; MP 134/382) 2: attack 102; I take 3 3: attack 100; I take 3 4: attack 100; she misses 5: attack 99; she misses 6: attack 101; form 1 down; lovebug +4 moxie; fam says +7 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 3 (HP 531/537; MP 134/382) 1: attack 98; I take 3 2: attack 96; she misses 3: attack 95; she HEALS 74 4: attack 97; I take 5 5: attack 98; she misses 6: attack 98; she misses 7: attack 96; she misses 8: attack 97; I take 4 9: attack 98; I take 4 10: attack 98; I take 5 11: attack 96; form 2 down; fam gains pound; fam says +8 stats; +2 muscle familiar: 21-pound sombrero (pet sweater) Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats, substats: 420/176/174 2015-07-17 (Martinus 6) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (HCOxy) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 91/154/91 buffed stats: 230/441/246 -> 208/369/214 -> 208/292/214 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Ladle, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, sash (+100), Iron Beta, fledges skills: several intrinsics: cayenne mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 12-pound sombrero (child leash) thrall: level 10 Vermincelli HP 338/338; MP 287/1039 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 313/313; MP 287/884) 1: attack 54(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 9 +9; leash 5; she misses 2: attack 52(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 6 +4; leash 5; she misses 3: attack 56(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 5 +2; leash 5; she misses 4: attack 54(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 9 +1; leash 5; she steals 14 MP 5: attack 54(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 6; leash 5; she misses 6: attack crit 60(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8; leash 4; she misses 7: attack 57(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10; leash 4; form 1 down; fam gains pound; thrall +18 MP; fam says +6 stats; +2 myst familiar: 13-pound sombrero (child leash) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 313/313; MP 293/718) 1: attack 45(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 5 +5; leash 5; I take 4 2: attack 43(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10 +2; leash 5; I take 3 3: attack 50(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10 +1; leash 4; she misses 4: attack 47(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 9; leash 4; she misses 5: attack 44(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10; leash 5; I take 4 6: attack 41(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8; leash 5; I take 3 7: attack 45(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8; leash 5; I take 4 8: attack 47(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 5; leash 4; I take 3 9: attack 48(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 6; leash 5; she misses 10: attack 49(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10; leash 5; I take 4 11: attack crit 61(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 6; leash 4; form 2 down; thrall +17 MP; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, 3 Canned Air, plexi, fam says +230 stats; substats: 173/425/172 2015-07-17 (Martinus 6) greycat, level 13 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/163/102 buffed stats: 408/709/545 -> 225/416/219 -> 225/302/219 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, antique machete, distressed denim, sash (+100), Iron Beta, fledges skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 16-pound sombrero (child leash) HP 666/666; MP 270/1585; Soulsauce 74 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 401/401; MP 270/941) 1: attack 63(+17); leash 6; I take 3 2: attack 62(+22); leash 4; she misses 3: attack 61(+26); leash 6; I take 3 4: attack 61(+21); leash 6; she misses 5: attack 60(+30); leash 4; I take 3 6: attack 59(+23); leash 5; I take 4 7: attack 61(+21); leash 5; form 1 down; +6 soulsauce; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 390/401; MP 264/690) 1: attack crit 63(+21); leash 5; she misses 2: attack 56(+16); leash 6; she misses 3: attack 55(+18); leash 5; she misses 4: attack 56(+19); leash 5; she steals 18 MP 5: attack 56(+20); leash 6; I take 4 6: attack crit 69(+20); leash 6; she steals 10 MP 7: attack crit 62(+29); leash 5; she misses 8: attack 56(+16); leash 5; she misses 9: attack 55(+29); leash 5; she misses 10: attack 56(+23); leash 4; she HEALS 109 11: attack 58(+27); leash 6; I take 4 12: attack 55(+31); leash 6; form 2 down; +6 soulsauce; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats, substats: 183/415/173 2015-07-19 (Martinus 8) greycat, level 13 AT (HCRandom) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/94/159 buffed stats: 374/374/738 -> 233/233/465 -> 233/233/386 equipment: wool hat, Misty Cape, astral shirt, Shakespeare's, Sheila, distressed denim, sash (+100), Iron Beta, Bram skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: garlic, penguin hybrid, confidence! mirror: intact familiar: 25-pound puck man (kill screen) wand: check HP 597/597; MP 176/681 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (huge, wet) I take 47/cold; she misses (HP 393/393; MP 176/442) 1: shadow noodles -9 att -10 def; she's transfixed 2: attack 66(+15)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she's transfixed 3: attack 61(+11)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she's transfixed 4: attack 63(+20)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she's transfixed 5: attack crit 92(+18)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); noodles fade 6: attack 67(+18)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 49/cold; she misses 7: accordion bash; fam blocks 8: attack 62(+14)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam blocks 9: attack 62(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she reels 10: attack 64(+16)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she reels 11: attack crit 101(+13)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 1 down; +5 muscle; yellow pixel; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (shy, 1337) she misses (HP 349/393; MP 149/442) 1: attack 133(+17)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); she misses 2: attack 134(+19)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); fam blocks 3: attack 132(+12)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); I take 8 4: attack crit 139(+16)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3)(+3); form 2 down; fam +14 HP +13 MP; yellow pixel; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: (disguised, unstoppable) Karma, yellow pixel, Thwaitgold, dice, substats: 140/110/280 2015-07-20 (Bill 1) greybobcat, level 13 S (SCRandom) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/150/92 buffed stats: 193/365/207 -> 156/320/156 -> 156/245/156 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, wonderwall, bullet-proof cords, sash (+31), galoshes, fledges skills: northern, sympathy, wisdom, tao, noodles, mortar, WotP, salsaball, salve, inner sauce, saucestorm, itchy, saucegeyser, weaksauce, overdeveloped, funk, hardigness, ugnderstanding, thick-skinned intrinsics: peppermint, confidence! mirror: intact wand: check familiar: 30-pound grouper (child leash) HP 306/306; MP 487/799; Soulsauce 100 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: (broke) she misses (HP 267/267; MP 495/706) 1: WotP 112(+112); leash 7; I take 11 2: WotP 114(+114); leash 8; form 1 down; 6 meat; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: (broke) I take 15 (HP 241/267; MP 438/553) 1: soul bubble; leash 8; she's bubbled 2: WotP crit 146(+146); leash 8; she's bubbled 3: WotP 111(+111); leash 7; she's bubbled 4: saucestorm 60+60; leash 7; form 2 down; +5 soulsauce; 9 meat; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, dice backpack; substats: 107/268/153 2015-07-23 (Bill 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCKOLHS) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 102/166/103 buffed stats: 481/597/665 -> 281/398/289 -> 217/298/226 equipment: reinforced headband, gym card, punk rock jacket, Saucepanic, wonderwall, bullet-proof, Folder Holder (DR 15, regen 10-20 HP+MP, +5 weight), Yearbook Camera (+15 mus, +15 mys, +10 mox), sash (+100) skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint, greaser lightnin', BSSM mirror: broken familiar: 31-pound grill (child leash) wand: (unneeded) HP 677/677; MP 439/1558; Soulsauce 63 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: lose sepia tan, astral shell, pill power, song of sauce, spooky hands, superhuman sarcasm, greedy resolve, merry smithsness, polka of plenty, heavy petting; I take 2 (HP 447/447; MP 439/1060) 1: shadow noodles -13 att -15 def; fam hits/restores 19; leash 10; he's transfixed; lose all but empathy (fam down to 26 lbs.) (HP 373/373; MP 428/810) 2: turtleini 103(+108); turtleini 54; leash 7; noodles fade 3: saucestorm crit 98+49; turtleini 28; leash 9; I take 3 4: turtleini 103(+91); turtleini 46; leash 8; I take 2 5: turtleini 90(+92); turtleini 47; leash 9; he misses 6: love mosquito 6; fam hits/restores 21; turtleini 24; leash 8 Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf(!), fam says +12 stats; substats: 17/37/20 2015-07-25 (Bill 6) greycat, level 13 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/164/103 buffed stats: 462/803/586 -> 217/401/220 -> 217/319/220 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, Half a Purse, bullet-proof, fledges, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 18-pound grill HP 745/745; MP 261/1832; Soulsauce 100 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 389/389; MP 261/948) 1: turtleini 77(+78); fam hits/restores 12; turtleini 59; I take 4 2: saucestorm 59+59; turtleini 35; she misses 3: saucestorm crit 79+59; fam hits/restores 9; turtleini 18; she misses 4: saucestorm 59+59; form 1 down; hot ashes; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 386/389; MP 235/767) 1: turtleini 78(+77); fam hits/restores 12; turtleini 58; I take 5 2: saucestorm 59+59; fam hits/restores 9; turtleini 34; she misses 3: WotP 84(+84); fam hits/restores 7; turtleini 17; she misses 4: turtleini 75(+80); turtleini 60; I take 5 5: saucestorm 59+59; turtleini 36; form 2 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats; substats: 180/399/192 2015-07-27 (Bill 8) greycat, level 13 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 98/162/101 buffed stats: 369/518/582 -> 221/299/319 equipment: wool hat, Misty Robe, midriff scrubs, knife, oversized pipe, flowing hippy skirt, Iron Beta, sash (+100), fledges skills: all but deft hands intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 29-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 570/570; MP 420/1165; Soulsauce 82 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 355/355; MP 420/693) 1: attack 86(+22)(+10); fam hits/restores 9; I take 6 2: attack 86(+19)(+10); she misses 3: attack 87(+29)(+10); fam hits/restores 10; I take 5 4: attack 85(+32)(+10); she misses 5: attack 86(+24)(+10); form 1 down; +5 soulsauce; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 345/355; MP 445/683) 1: attack 83(+29)(+10); fam hits/restores 16; she steals 16 MP 2: attack 83(+25)(+10); she misses 3: attack 84(+34)(+10); fam hits/restores 14; she steals 12 MP 4: attack 84(+21)(+10); she misses 5: attack 82(+32)(+10); fam hits/restores 13; she misses 6: attack 83(+27)(+10); I take 5 7: attack 84(+22)(+10); she steals 11 MP 8: attack crit 87(+23)(+10); form 2 down; +6 soulsauce; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, +5 soulsauce, hot ashes, porcelain, fam says +230 stats substats: 181/387/199 2015-07-31 (Bor 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 100/161/102 buffed stats: 272/422/260 -> 222/380/219 -> 222/300/219 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, antique machete, bullet-proof, sash (+100), Iron Beta, fledges skills: all but Deft Hands intrinsics: peppermint wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 22-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 469/469; MP 254/994; Soulsauce 78 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 13 MP (HP 397/397; MP 241/902) 1: turtleini 82(+79); fam hits/restores 11; turtleini 59; I take 5 2: attack 61(+25); turtleini 35; I take 5 3: turtleini 80(+76); turtleini 57; she misses 4: attack crit 72(+22); turtleini 33; form 1 down; +6 soulsauce; fam +wt; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst familiar: 23-pound grill (pet sweater) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 388/397; MP 187/725) 1: turtleini 75(+78); fam hits/restores 11; turtleini 58; I take 5 2: WotP 82(+82); fam hits/restores 14; turtleini 34; she misses 3: turtleini 78(+75); fam hits/restores 10; turtleini 56; I take 6 4: saucestorm 59+59; turtleini 32; I take 5 5: saucestorm 59+59; turtleini 16; form 2 down; +8 soulsauce; hot ashes; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: +8 soulsauce, Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats; substat: 177/390/202 2015-08-04 (Bor 8) darkgreycat, level 13 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/154/96 buffed stats: 486/856/507 -> 210/384/213 -> 210/307/213 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, Saucepanic, Half a Purse, bullet-proof cords, fledges, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: um... a few dozen? intrinsics: peppermint wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 17-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 633/633; MP 390/1901; Soulsauce 75 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 4 (HP 315/315; MP 390/886) 1: attack 57; she misses (HP 315/135; MP 390/721) 2: attack 53; she HEALS 63 3: attack crit 61; I take 4 4: attack 58; I take 4 5: attack 56; I take 4 6: attack 56; she misses 7: attack 55; I take 4 8: attack 58; I take 5 9: attack 57; she misses 10: attack 57; I take 5 11: attack 53; she misses 12: attack 57; form 1 down; +6 soulsauce; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 290/315; MP 397/721) 1: WotP 75(+75); I take 5 2: WotP crit 104(+104); she misses 3: WotP 76(+76); she HEALS 129 4: WotP crit 108(+107); she misses 5: WotP 80(+80); she HEALS 126 6: WotP crit 107(+107); she misses 7: saucestorm 57+57; form 2 down; +8 soulsauce; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: +8 soulsauce; fam gains pound (18-pound sombrero); Karma, porcelain fam says +230 stats; substats: 204/401/166 2015-08-19 (Carlvember 7) greycat, level 13 Zombie (HCZombie) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 152/94/96 buffed stats: 383/222/234 equipmen: reinforced headband, Misty Cloak, bear arms, black greaves, Bram's, Nickel Gamma, sash (+100) skills: all zombie (28 fullness) intrinsics: fish hybrid, confidence! familiar: 19-pound gnome (kgnee) HP 649/649; Horde 45 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 649/649) 1: attack 169; I take 14 2: attack crit 176; she misses 3: attack 168; form 1 down; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses 1: attack 167; she misses 2: attack 166; she misses 3: attack crit 171; she misses 4: attack crit 168; form 2 down; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: 0: he misses 1: pounce 199; I take 19 2: bear-ly legal -22 att -22 def +64 meat; he misses 3: pounce 233; I take 19 4: pounce 233; I take 17 5: pounce 231; I take 18 6: pounce 233; form 3 down Karma, Thwaitgold, good brain, substats: 26/19/14 2015-08-21 (Porktober 1) greycat, level 13 S (HCFist) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/161/100 buffed stats: 478/691/514 -> 215/282/216 equipment: reinforced headand, Misty Robe, Spades Jacket, bullet-proof cords, sash (+100), Nickel Gamma, fledges skills: all but deft hands (no Fist stuff) intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid, full KFH wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 31-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 813/823; MP 303/1586; Soulsauce 56 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 387/387; MP 303/686) 1: attack 53(+39); fam hits/restores 15; she HEALS 88 2: turtleini 77(+79); fam hits/restores 18; turtleini 59; I take 5 3: attack 53(+39); turtleini 36; I take 4 4: attack 53(+39); fam hits/restores 12; turtleini 18; she misses 5: saucestorm 59+59; fam hits/restores 17; form 1 down; soulsauce +6; hot ashes; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 380/387; MP 317/686) 1: turtleini 79(+80); fam hits/restores 14; turtleini 60; I take 5 2: attack 53(+39); turtleini 37; she steals 13 MP 3: turtleini 80(+78) +58; I take 5 4: attack 53(+39); turtleini 45; she misses 5: turtleini blocked; I take 5 6: turtleini blocked; I take 6 7: turtleini 82(+81) +61; form 2 down; soulsauce +6; CSA soap; fam says +9 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Soulsauce +6, Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless, fam says +230 stats substats: 165/434/172 2015-08-27 (Porktober 7) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/157/98 buffed stats: 421/721/532 -> 207/376/306 -> 207/297/306 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty robe, surgical apron, knife, Ladle, flowing hippy skirt, attorney's badge, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: quite a few intrinsics: peppermint wand: check mirror: broken familiar: 18-pound sombrero (pet sweater) thrall: level 10 Vermincelli HP 558/558; MP 74/1601 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 312/312; MP 74/859) 1: attack 55(+18)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10 +10; she misses 2: attack 52(+11)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 9 +5; she misses 3: attack 55(+10)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8 +2; she misses 4: attack crit 60(+11)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 7 +1; she steals 10 MP 5: attack 56(+14)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10; she misses 6: attack 56(+20)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 5; form 1 down; thrall +10 MP; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 306/312; MP 77/689) 1: attack 50(+16)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8 +8; she misses 2: attack 50(+15)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 10 +4; she steals 13 MP 3: attack 48(+14)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 9 +2; she misses 4: attack 48(+11)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 6 +1; I take 6 5: attack fumble -11; thrall 9; objection (unfazed); she misses 6: attack 43(+12)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 7; objection (unfazed); she misses 7: attack 48(+12)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8; I take 5 8: attack 42(+15)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 5; she misses 9: attack 46(+10)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 9; she misses 10: attack 45(+19)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 5; she misses 11: attack 48(+19)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5)(+5); thrall 8; objection; form 2 down; thrall +14 MP; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: thrall +10 MP, Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats substats: 209/369/187 2015-09-01 (Boozember 4) greycat, level 16 AT (HCHR) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 157/154/245 buffed stats: 255/250/670 -> 255/250/616 -> 239/234/542 equipment: stuff, Shakespeare, love, fishbone facemask skills: all standard, thunder clap/cloud/heart/strike/thighs, rain man/dance/ coat/delay, lightning strike/ball/riding intrinsics: peppermint effects: a bunch mirror: broken familiar: 37-pound grill (life preserver) HP 812/812; MP 149/765; thunder 100; rain 51; lightning 33 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, sleazy hands; spiky 11, jala 2, scary 8; I take 3 (HP 722/722; MP 149/720) 1: turtleini 40(+40); fam hits/restores 36; turtleini 40; lose thunderheart; spiky 10, jala 1, scary 2; I take 31 (HP 440/440; MP 152/677) 2: thunderstrike; fam hits/restores 36; turtleini 32; still deaf 3: turtleini 40(+40); fam hits/restores 29; turtleini 40; still deaf 4: kneebutt 40(+18)(+40)(+14)(+14)(+14) +0; turtleini 33; still deaf 5: headbutt 40(+27)(+40)(+14)(+14)(+14) +0; turtleini 17; hearing back 6: saucestorm 40+40; lose wasabi sinuses; spiky 9, jala 3, scary 6; I take 32; I win +7 rain, hot ashes, Thwaitgold, stainless, fam says +20 stats substats: 24/20/57 2015-09-04 (Boozember 7) greycat, level 13 AT (HCKOLHS) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 107/106/169 buffed stats: 407/431/679 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Cape, punk rock jacket, Shakespeare's, wicker shield, bullet-proof, Folder Holder (DR 15, regen 10-20 HP/MP, +5 lbs), sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, Greaser mirror: broken familiar: 36-pound grill HP 723/724; MP 135/818 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: lose 10 effects; he misses 1: stringozzi 116; fam hits/restores 27; stringozzi 116; lose 10 effects; he misses 2: WotP 196(+196); stringozzi 58; lose 10 effects; he misses 3: WotP 202(+202); stringozzi 29; lose 10 effects; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, suspenders, fam says +14 stats; substats: 15/18/43 2015-09-06 (Dougtember 1) greycat, level 13 S (HCFist) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/162/99 buffed stats: 233/317/592 -> 208/276/233 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty Robe, surgical apron, distressed denim, sash (+100), astral mask, Nickel Gamma skills: all standard, no fist intrinsics: peppermint, KFH, fish hybrid mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 26-pound grill (child leash) HP 468/468; MP 449/723; Soulsauce 95 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 376/376; MP 449/633) 1: turtleini 78(+81); fam hits/restores 16; turtleini 61; leash 7; I take 3 2: attack 53(+39); turtleini 38; leash 8; she steals 11 MP 3: turtleini 75(+75); turtleini 57; leash 8; she misses 4: attack 53(+39); turtleini 32; leash 6; form 1 down; +5 soulsauce; hot ashes; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 14 MP (HP 375/376; MP 376/633) 1: turtleini 80(+77); fam hits/restores 12; turtleini 58; leash 8; she steals 11 MP 2: WotP 80(+80); turtleini 34; leash 6; I take 4 3: turtleini 79(+76); turtleini 57; leash 6; she HEALS 112 4: attack 53(+39); fam hits/restores 14; turtleini 32; leash 7; I take 4 5: turtleini 79(+75); turtleini 56; leash 6; form 2 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, scarf; fam says +230 stats; substats: 176/410/183 2015-09-09 (Dougtember 4) darkgreycat, level 13 TT (HCStd) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 153/95/92 buffed stats: 638/417/532 -> 270/212/315 equipment: reinforced headband, frozen turtle shell, punk rock jacket, knife, wicker shield, bullet-proof, sash (+100), Iron Beta, blackberry galoshes skills: several intrinsics: peppermint, glorious storm mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 20-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 814/1128; MP 132/779 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she steals 18 MP (HP 521/521; MP 114/410) 1: attack 79(+15); I take 4 2: attack 81(+15); I take 4 3: attack 79(+15); she steals 15 MP 4: attack 81(+15); I take 3 5: attack fumble -3; she misses 6: attack 79(+15); she misses 7: attack 79(+15); she misses 8: attack 79(+15); form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: attack she misses (HP 508/521; MP 99/410) 1: attack 77(+15); I take 3 2: attack 77(+15); she steals 13 MP 3: attack 76(+15); I take 5 4: attack crit 83(+15); she misses 5: attack 76(+15); she misses 6: attack 75(+15); she misses 7: attack 76(+15); I take 4 8: attack 76(+15); I take 3 9: attack 74(+15); I take 4 10: attack crit 81(+15); form 2 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats; substats: 405/188/175 2015-09-16 (Jarlsuary 3) greycat, level 13 S (HCHR) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/159/100 buffed stats: 436/618/588 equipment: Thor, Half a Purse, water wings for babies, etc. skills: all standard, Thunder Clap/Cloud/Heart/Strike/Thighs, Rain Man/Day/ Make/Dance/Coat/Delay, Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: peppermint, fish hybrid mirror: broken familiar: 36-pound grill (life preserver) HP 1290/1290; MP 238/2043; Thunder 100, Rain 100, Lightning 29, Soulsauce 100 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Rotten Memories; spiky 9, jala 2, scary 6; I take 13 (HP 931/931) 1: thunderstrike; fam hits/restores 18; deafened 2: turtleini 40(+40) +40; deafened 3: conspiratorial; turtleini 40; whisper 15 (-14 att, -14 def) 4: turtleini 40(+40) +40; whisper 15 (-13, -13); deafened 5: saucestorm crit 40 crit 40; turtleini 40; whisper 15 (-13, -13); hearing back 6: soul bubble; fam hits/restores 25; turtleini 22; whisper 15 (-14, -14); bubbled 7: turtleini crit 40(+40) +40; whisper 15 (-13, -14); bubbled 8: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 40; whisper 15 (-13, -13); bubbled 9: love mosquito 7 (heal 7); turtleini 39; whisper 15 (-13, -14); I win +5 soulsauce, Karma, Thwaitgold, stainless, fam says +19 stats; substats: 23/64/24 2015-09-16 (Jarlsuary 3) darkgreycat, level 13 S (SCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=10) raw stats: 99/165/99 buffed stats: 447/792/455 -> 209/396/217 -> 209/313/217 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (leprechaun), punk rock jacket, Saucepanic, A Light, distressed denim, Iron Beta, Cheeng's, sash (+100) skills: a lot intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 18-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 723/723; MP 423/1768; Soulsauce 100 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 378/378; MP 423/897) 1: turtleini 79(+78); bjorn 5 meat; turtleini 59; she misses 2: attack 44(+5); bjorn 11 meat; turtleini 35; I take 6 3: turtleini 74(+79); bjorn 12 meat; turtleini 59; she misses 4: saucestorm crit 84 +63; turtleini 36; I win; Cheeng: flask of hamethyst juice; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she steals 10 MP (HP 374/378; MP 340/714) 1: turtleini crit 107(+106); bjorn 10 meat; turtleini 77; I take 7 2: WotP 89(+89); bjorn 12 meat; turtleini 58; I take 6 3: WotP crit 121(+121); bjorn 13 meat; turtleini 34; I take 6 4: saucestorm 63+63; turtleini 18; I win; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: fam gains pound; Karma, polyester, fam says +230 stats; substats: 167/409/196 2015-09-24 (Frankruary 3) darkgreycat, level 13 DB (HCStd) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/97/156 buffed stats: 426/436/771 -> ? -> 207/212/326 equipment: reinforced headband, Misty cape, punk rock jacket, Frankly, A Light, distressed denim, sash (+100), Iron Beta, Bram's skills: a bunch intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 20-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 584/584; MP 296/768 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 332/332; MP 296/390) 1: attack 88(+5); I take 6 2: attack 87(+5); I take 6 3: attack 88(+5); she steals 10 MP 4: attack 88(+5); she HEALS 140 5: attack 87(+5); I take 6 6: attack 86(+5); I take 5 7: attack 88(+5); I take 4 8: attack 87(+5); she misses 9: attack 88(+5); form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 309/332; MP 288/390) 1: attack 84(+5); I take 6 2: attack crit 90(+5); she steals 10 MP 3: attack 84(+5); I take 5 4: attack fumble -4; I take 6 5: attack 85(+5); I take 6 6: attack 86(+5); she misses 7: attack 85(+5); I take 6 8: attack 85(+5); she misses 9: attack 85(+5); I take 6 10: attack crit 90(+5); I take 6 11: attack 85(+5); form 2 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, porcelain, fam says +230 stats; substats: 191/180/397 2015-09-30 (Starch 1) greycat, level 14 AT (HCHR) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 117/120/190 buffed stats: 297/310/576 -> 179/204/471 equipment: Shakespeare's, A Light, water wings for babies (total -15 ML) skills: all standard; Thunder Clap/Cloud/Bird/Heart/Strike/Thighs; Rain Man/Day/MakeIt/Dance/Coat/Delay; Lightning Strike/Ball/Riding intrinsics: peppermint, fish hybrid, Confidence! mirror: intact familiar: 48-pound Grill (life preserver) HP 574/574; MP 202/896; Thunder 100; Rain 59; Lightning 59 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, Pasta Oneness; spiky 10 jala 2 scary 4; I take 6 (HP 379/379) 1: thunderstrike; fam hits/restores 32; deafened 2: turtleini 40(+40) +40; deafened 3: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 26; deafened 4: turtleini 40(+40) +40; hearing comes back 5: accordion bash; turtleini 27; reeling 6: turtleini 40(+40); fam hits/restores 28; turtleini 40; reeling 7: saucestorm 40+40; turtleini 25; reeling 8: turtleini 40(+40) +40; reeling 9: saucestorm 40+40; turtlein 28; I win; fam gains pound familiar: 49-pound Grill (life preserver) lighter fluid, Thwaitgold, stainless, fam says 24 stats; substats: 28/25/51 2015-10-09 (April 2) darkgreycat, level 13 PM (SCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 103/158/102 buffed stats: 411/644/515 -> 220/370/321 -> 220/291/321 equipment: reinforced headband, Bjorn (sludgepuppy), surgical apron, knife, Rocks the Ladle, bullet-proof, Iron Beta, galoshes, sash (+100) skills: a lot intrinsics: cayenne mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 21-pound sombrero (pet sweater) thrall: lvl 7 Lasagmbie HP 671/671; MP 186/1482 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 5 (HP 394/394; MP 186/880) 1: attack crit 92(+16)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 11; Thrall 10; she misses 2: attack 87(+20)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 15; Thrall 10; she misses 3: attack 85(+20)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 12; Thrall 14; I take 4 4: attack 86(+14)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 13; Thrall 10; I win; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 385/394; MP 187/706) 1: attack 84(+11)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 12; Thrall 11; she misses 2: attack 83(+10)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 10; Thrall 12; I take 6 3: attack 83(+17)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 12; Thrall 12; I take 5 4: attack 83(+10)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 11; Thrall 11; she misses 5: attack 82(+20)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 10; Thrall 11; she misses 6: attack 83(+13)(+5)(+5)(+20)(+5)(+5); Bjorn 12; Thrall 10; I win; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, polyester, fam says +230 stats; substats: 200/403/165 2015-10-15 (April 8) greycat, level 14 AT (HCHR) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 127/131/197 buffed stats: 557/525/902 -> 442/406/802 equipment: Shakespeare's, Sheila, water wings for babies, others skills: all intrinsics: cayenne, fish hybrid, confidence! effects: 47 mirror: intact familiar: 27-pound sludgepuppy (life preserver) HP 936/1001; MP 174/1463; Thunder 100; Rain 20; Lightning 44 Fight 1: 0: lose gear, glittering eyelashes; spiky 9 jala 1 scary 8; I take 10 (HP 735/735) 1: shadow noodles att -9 def -8; fam 13+19+14 stench; transfixed 2: turtleini 40(+40); fam 14+14+18 stench; turtleini 40; transfixed 3: headbutt 40(+14)(+29)(+17)(+29)(+29)(+29) +0; fam 16+19+17 stench; turtleini 40; fam blocks 4: headbutt 40(+9)(+29)(+17)(+29)(+29)(+29) +0; fam 18+14+18 stench; turtleini 28; transfixed 5: headbutt 40(+12)(+29)(+17)(+29)(+29)(+29) +0; fam 14+14+17 stench; turtleini 14; I win fam gains pound; Thwaitgold, suspenders, substats: 18/15/50 2016-02-18 (Petember 6) greycat, level 13 Cow Puncher (HCAWOL) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 164/107/108 buffed stats: 381/208/350 -> 536/325/344 equipment: eleven-gallon hat, Misty Cloak, wicker shield, black greaves, your cowboy boots (muscle, item), sash (+100), Bram's choker skills: all of the Cow Puncher ones intrinsics: fish hybrid holstered: toy sixgun wand: check mirror: gazed (where is my intrinsic?) familiar: 35-pound machine elf (pet sweater) HP 793/793; MP 441/441 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: Inner Elf; she misses (HP 793/1103; MP 441/675) 1: attack 245; she misses 2: attack 245; form 1 down; +23 HP, +10 MP, love cricket, abstraction: perception, +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: Inner Elf; she HEALS 1 (HP 775/1103; MP 451/675) 1: attack 241; she HEALS 53 2: attack 241; she HEALS 55 3: attack crit 241; form 2 down; +19 HP, +7 MP, lovebug +4 moxie, fam +5 moxie, +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: Inner Elf, +20 HP, +13 MP, Karma, fam +11 muscle, thwaitgold substats: 279/124/127 2016-02-22 (Carlvember 2) greycat, level 13 Snake Oiler (HCAWOL) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 103/101/162 buffed stats: 445/414/699 -> 255/243/402 equipment: eleven-gallon hat, Misty Cape, happiness, dirty rigging rope, black greaves, boots (moxie/item), sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: all Snake Oiler intrinsics: machine hybrid, confidence! holstered: reliable sixgun wand: check mirror: gazed familiar: 21-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 493/493; MP 459/459 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 303/303; MP 288/288) 1: attack 138(+12)(+15); fam hits/restores 11; she misses 2: attack 140(+12)(+15); she HEALS 125 3: attack 139(+12)(+15); she misses 4: attack 138(+12)(+15); form 1 down; love cricket, fam gains pound, fam says +7 stats, +2 moxie familiar: 22-pound grill (pet sweater) Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 303/303; MP 288/288) 1: attack 135(+12)(+15); fam hits/restores 12; she steals 17 MP 2: attack 138(+12)(+15); she misses 3: attack fumble -4; she misses 4: attack 136(+12)(+15); she misses 5: attack 137(+12)(+15); fam hits/restores 12; form 2 down; hot ashes, fam says +8 stats, +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: +4 myst, Karma, Thwaitgold, fam says +230 stats, substats: 186/188/397 2016-02-24 (Carlvember 4) greycat, level 13 PM (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 101/161/100 buffed stats: 363/523/580 -> 211/281/320 equipment: reinf headband, Misty Robe, demonskin jacket, knife, tip jar, distressed denim, Bram's, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: all? (missing raffle house non-combat-oriented passives, LT&T) intrinsics: peppermint, machine hybrid wand: check mirror: broken thrall: level 8 spice ghost familiar: 26-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 601/601; MP 242/1176 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 381/381; MP 242/644) 1: attack 86; fam hits/restores 10; I take 6 2: WotP 77(+77); fam hits/restores 11; she misses 3: attack 87; I take 6 4: attack 86; I take 6 5: attack 87; she misses 6: attack 87; form 1 down; lighter fluid, fam says +8 stats, +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: I take 6 (HP 359/381; MP 250/644) 1: WotP blocked; I take 5 2: WotP 77(+77); fam hits/restores 10; I take 6 3: WotP 80(+80); she misses 4: attack 83; I take 5 5: attack 82; she misses 6: attack 83; fam hits/restores 10; I take 6 7: attack 83; I take 6 8: attack 83; I take 6 9: WotP 80(+80); form 2 down; lovebug +4 moxie, hot ashes, fam says +9 stats, +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, bakelite, fam says +230 stats, substats: 181/405/182 2016-03-03 (Porktober 4) greycat, level 13 Beanslinger (HCAWOL) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 108/15/108 buffed stats: 369/567/477 -> 261/402/251 equipment: eleven-gallon, black cloak, ancient ice cream scoop, Shrub's, black greaves, boots (myst, item), sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: Beanslinger's intrinsics: machine hybrid, confidence! wand: check mirror: gazed familiar: 19-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 397/397; MP 314/926 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 289/289; MP 314/678) 1: attack 116; fam hits/restores 6; she misses 2: attack fumble -3; fam hits/restores 7; she misses 3: attack 116; she misses 4: attack 115; she misses 5: attack 108; form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 286/289; MP 327/678) 1: attack 108; fam hits/restores 9; she misses 2: attack 107; I take 20 3: beanstorm 154/stench 154/cold; she misses 4: attack 111; form 2 down; dry rub, fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, fam says +230 stats; substats 187/406/178 2016-03-10 (Boozember 3) greycat, level 13 TT (HCStd) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 162/97/103 buffed stats: 783/518/481 -> 362/212/213 equipment: reinforced headband, frozen turtle shell, surgical apron, antique machete, keg shield, distressed denim, your cowboy boots (musc/item), Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: all intrinsics: garlic, glorious storm, machine hybrid mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 27-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 1628/1628; MP 332/961 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 807/807; MP 332/411) 1: attack 104(+15); fam hits/restores 12; I take 2 2: attack 107(+15); I take 2 3: attack crit 117(+15); she misses 4: attack 107(+15); I take 2 5: attack 106(+15); form 1 down; liquid smoke; fam says +8 stats; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 802/807; MP 345/411) 1: attack 102(+15); fam hits/restores 10; I take 2 2: attack 102(+15); she misses 3: attack crit 116(+15); she steals 18 MP 4: attack 103(+15); she misses 5: attack 102(+15); I take 2 6: attack 103(+15); she misses 7: attack 103(+15); she misses 8: attack 102(+15); form 2 down; lovebug 4 myst; fam says +8 stats; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, hot ashes, bakelite, fam says +230 stats; substats 401/179/188 2016-03-17 (Dougtember 2) greycat, level 14 Cow Puncher (HCAWOL) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 175/110/112 buffed stats: 690/517/430 -> 419/243/263 equipment: eleven-gallon hat, giant gym, rusted-out shootin' iron, wicker shield, black greaves, your cowboy boots (musc/item), sash (+100), Bram's skills: Puncher intrinsics: machine hybrid, confidence! mirror: gazed wand: check familiar: 22-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 1411/1411; MP 669/1059 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 869/689; MP 511/511) 1: attack 167; fam hits/restores 12; I take 14 2: attack 168; she misses 3: attack 169; fam hits/restores 11; form 1 down; +14 HP; dry rub; fam says +8 stats; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 869/869; MP 511/511) 1: attack 164; fam hits/restores 11; I take 13 2: attack crit 168; she misses 3: attack 166; she misses 4: attack 164; form 2 down; +13 HP; fam says +8 stats; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 3: lovebug +4 myst; fam gains pound; hot ashes; Thwaitgold fam says +230 stats; substats 426/175/172 2016-03-31 (Jarlsuary 8) greycat, level 13 Beanslinger (HCAWOL) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 103/154/103 buffed stats: 599/515/399 -> 331/438/337 equipment: eleven-gallon, Misty Robe, chopsticks, wicker shield, distressed denim, sash (+100), fledges, blackberry galoshes skills: Beanslinger, Chronic intrinsics: machine hybrid mirror: gazed wand: check familiar: 25-pound Machine Elf (pet sweater) HP 602/602; MP 637/773 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: inner elf; she misses (HP 334/344; MP 637/657) 1: attack fumble -4; she misses 2: attack 171; she msises 3: attack 169; she misses 4: attack 169; form 1 down; fam +4 myst; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: inner elf; she misses (HP 231/334; MP 426/657) 1: attack 166; she misses 2: attack 164; she steals 13 MP 3: attack crit 171; she misses 4: attack 164; form 2 down; fam +4 moxie; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: lovebug +5 muscle, Karma, fam +8 myst, Thwaitgold, substats: 117/267/145 2016-04-09 (Starch 1) greycat, level 13 Snake Oiler (HCAWOL) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 99/97/156 buffed stats: 594/381/729 -> 247/245/478 equipment: eleven-gallon, black cloak, bass clarinet, wicker shield, bullet-proof, sash (+100), Iron Beta, galoshes skills: Snake Oiler + Bean Runner intrinsics: machine hybrid, confidence! mirror: gazed wand: check familiar: 19-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 617/617; MP 142/441 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she HEALS 1 (HP 270/270; MP 142/305) 1: attack 162; fam hits/restores 8; I take 11 2: attack 164; she misses 3: attack 162; form 1 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: she misses (HP 259/270; MP 150/305) 1: attack 163; fam hits/restores 12; she misses 2: attack 161; she misses 3: attack 162; she misses 4: attack 159; fam hits/restores 8; form 2 down; fam says +7 stats; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, Thwaitgold, fam says +230 stats, substats: 173/210/387 2016-05-14 (Bor 4) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (SCStd) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 167/95/96 buffed stats: 545/300/312 -> 361/205/206 equipment: reinforced, Bjorn (cubeling), midriff scrubs, dented scepter, fake washboard, distressed, Iron Beta, sash (+100), attorney's badge skills: a lot intrinsics: garlic mirror: broken wand: no (on purpose) familiar: 30-pound sombrero (pet sweater) HP 1139/1339; MP 178/536; Fury 5 (buffed) Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 3 (HP 780/780; MP 178/374) 1: attack 129(+10); buddy 28; she misses 2: attack 130(+10); buddy 14; she misses 3: attack 128(+10); objection (unfazed); I take 3 4: attack 131(+10); buddy 15; form 1 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 1: 0: she misses (HP 780/780; MP 179/374) 1: attack 124(+10); objection (unfazed); I take 4 2: attack 127(+10); she misses 3: attack 123(+10); buddy 14; I take 4 4: attack 128(+10); objection (unfazed); I take 4 5: attack 123(+10); she misses 6: attack crit 141(+10); I take 4 7: attack 126(+10); form 2 down; fam says +9 stats; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: I lose. raw stats: 167/95/96 buffed stats: 361/205/206 wand: check HP 780/780; MP 314/374; Fury 5 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: she misses 1: attack 127(+10); I take 4 2: attack crit 148(+10); I take 3 3: attack 129(+10); she misses 4: attack 129(+10); buddy 23; she misses 5: attack 131(+10); form 1 down; fam says +8 stats; +2 muscle Fight 2, Form 2: 0: I take 4 1: attack 128(+10); I take 4 2: attack 125(+10); objection (unfazed); she misses 3: attack 126(+10); I take 3 4: attack 127(+10); objection (unfazed); she HEALS 58 5: attack 123(+10); I take 4 6: attack 128(+10); buddy 13; I take 4 7: attack 126(+10); form 2 down; fam says +9 stats; +2 muscle Fight 2, Form 3: Karma, wicker, fam says +230 stats; substats 472/191/196 2016-05-17 (Bor 7) darkgreycat, level 13 S (HCSource) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 80/149/83 buffed stats: 462/453/775 -> 215/289/307 equipment: reinforced, black cloak, punk rock, bass clarinet, wicker shield, distressed, rusty chain, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: many, plus all Source skills except Hack, Reboot intrinsics: spirit of bacon, confidence! mirror: gazed wand: no familiar: 27-pound fist turkey (pet sweater) HP 746/746; MP 406/994; Soulsauce 100 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: debuff (left pane not updated) 1: Disarmament (HP 401/401; MP 312/642) 2: Guns 300 3: Kick 50 +50 MP; shoot, hack, punch, hack, kick, shoot all don't land 4: Kick 50 +50 MP; shoot, punch, hack, punch, hack, punch all don't land 5: Kick 50 +50 MP; kick, punch, shoot, shoot, shoot, punch all don't land 6: Kick 50 +50 MP; punch, shoot, hack, hack, shoot, punch all don't land 7: Kick 50 +50 MP; shoot, punch, hack, shoot, hack, hack all don't land 8: Kick 50 +50 MP; hack, punch, punch, shoot, shoot, punch all don't land 9: Kick 50 +50 MP; punch, shoot, hack, punch, shoot, shoot all don't land 10: Kick 50 +50 MP; win Thwaitgold, Tastee-Wheet, stainless(!), substats: 0/2/1 2016-05-21 (Petember 3) darkgreycat, level 13 SC (HCSource) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 149/89/96 buffed stats: 543/515/347 -> 379/240/232 equipment: reinforced, Misty Cloak, surgical apron, dented scepter, wicker shield, black greaves, barrel hoop, Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: many regular, Source: all but Restore, Code Block intrinsics: garlic, Confidence! mirror: gazed HP 1108/1108; MP 203/870; Fury 5 Fight 1: 0: his stats 500/500/700; debuff (left pane updated) -> HP 796/796 1: Hack -250/-250 2: Disarm 3: Kick 229 +229 MP; I take 5 4: Kick 229 +229 MP; I take 10 5: Kick 229 +229 MP; I take 15 6: Punch 159 +159 MP; I win Thwaitgold, Tastee-Wheet, stainless, substats 8/0/0 2016-05-22 (Petember 4) greycat, level 17 AT (HCBIG!) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 183/183/261 buffed stats: 358/403/1042 -> 293/339/951 -> ? (smiths bug, bah) equipment: very pointy, Misty Cape, midriff, Shakespeare's, bass clarinet, big pants, barrel hoop, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: all (except a +item and a +adv) intrinsics: cayenne mirror: broken wand: no (on purpose) familiar: 21-pound gnome (kgnee) HP 574/574; MP 94/731 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: stats 300/300/825; she misses (HP 480/480; MP 94/622) 1: attack 142(+23)(+10); I take 4 2: attack 146(+37)(+10); she misses 3: attack 145(+30)(+10); I take 3 4: attack 145(+34)(+10); she steals 17 MP 5: attack 145(+32)(+10); form 1 down; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: stats 300/300/1125; I take 4 (HP 475/480; MP 89/622) 1: attack 145(+33)(+10); she misses 2: attack 145(+32)(+10); she misses 3: attack 145(+40)(+10); she misses 4: attack 145(+39)(+10); she misses 5: attack 145(+40)(+10); I take 4 6: attack 146(+23)(+10); form 2 down; lovebug +5 myst; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: I take 104942; beaten up raw stats: 183/184/262 buffed stats: 293/340/823 wand: check familiar: 21-pound gnome (kgnee) HP 480/480; MP 253/624 Fight 2, Form 1: 0: stats 300/300/825; I take 4 (HP 476/480) 1: attack 145(+29)(+10); she misses 2: attack 146(+20)(+10); I take 4 3: attack 145(+33)(+10); I take 4 4: attack 145(+27)(+10); I take 4 5: attack 146(+35)(+10); form 1 down; +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 2: 0: stats 300/300/1125; I take 5 (HP 464/480) 1: attack 145(+35)(+10); she misses 2: attack 146(+27)(+10); I take 4 3: attack crit 151(+38)(+10) att -5 def -4; she misses 4: attack 146(+39)(+10); I take 4 5: attack 143(+36)(+10); she misses 6: attack 146(+20)(+10); form 2 down; +2 moxie Fight 2, Form 3: fam +lb (22 lbs), Thwaitgold, stainless, substats: 115/124/294 2016-05-25 (Petember 7) greycat, level 13 S (HCSource) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/151/106 buffed stats: 611/440/682 -> 332/455/516 equipment: very pointy, Misty Robe, surgical apron, bass clarinet, wicker shield, black greaves, fledges, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: all regular; Source: Punch, clocked, Disarm, Hack, Reboot, Restore, Siphon intrinsics: peppermint, confidence! mirror: gazed familiar: 15-pound machine elf HP 951/951; MP 282/994; Soulsauce 100 Fight 1: 0: strip buffs, Inner Elf (HP 516/516; MP 282/1027) 1: Hack -250/-250 2: Disarm 3: Punch 112 +112 MP; I take 5 x6 4: Punch 112 +112 MP; I take 5 x6 5: Punch 112 +112 MP; I take 5 x6 6: Punch 112 +112 MP; I take 5 x6 7: Punch 112 +112 MP; I take 5 x6 8: Punch 112 +112 MP; I take 5 x6 9: Punch 112 +112 MP; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, Tastee-Wheet, stainless, substats: 0/3/5 2016-05-27 (Carlvember 1) greycat, level 13 S (HCSource) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/153/102 buffed stats: 380/298/457 -> 265/275/214 equipment: mesh cap, black cloak, demonskin jacket, antique machete, barrel lid, black greaves, fledges, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: standard + Punch, Overclock, Disarm, Hack, Reboot, Restore, Siphon intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken familiar: 24-pound Intergnat (pet sweater) HP 686/686, MP 272/681, Soulsauce 80 Fight 1: 0: His stats 550/550/750; Debuff, take many hits; HP 232/519, MP 272/630 1: Hack -275/-275 (his stats: 275/275/750) 2: Disarm 3: Punch 16 +20 MP; I take 5+5+13+5+5+13 4: Run away buffed stats: 241/275/214 equipment: mesh cap, black cloak, demonskin jacket, antique machete, hot plate, black greaves, fledges, sash (+100), Iron Beta familiar: 23-pound machine elf (pet sweater) HP 384/384, MP 243/630, Soulsauce 80 Fight 2: 0: His stats 500/500/700; win init; Debuff, Inner Elf (HP 384/521, MP 243/967); my stats 335/428/316 1: Hack -250/-250 2: Disarm 3: Punch 115 +115 MP; I take 5 x6 4: Punch 115 +115 MP; I take 5 x6 5: Punch 115 +115 MP; I take 5 x6 6: Punch 115 +115 MP; I take 5 x6 7: Punch 115 +115 MP; I take 5 x6 8: Punch 115 +115 MP; I take 5 x6 9: Punch 115 +115 MP; I win; +2 soulsauce, lovebug +5 moxie Karma, Thwaitgold, Tastee-Wheet, stainless, substats 0/3/0 2016-05-29 (Carlvember 3) greycat, level 13 PM (HCSource) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 93/156/104 buffed stats: 326/429/518 -> 313/429/487 equipment: very pointy, black cloak, midriff scrubs, bass clarinet, wicker shield, black greaves, fledges, sash (+100), Iron Beta skills: standard + Punch, Disarm, Hack, Kick, Reboot, Restore, Siphon intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken familiar: 28-pound Machine Elf (pet sweater) thrall: level 10 Spaghetti Elemental HP 511/511; MP 251/969 Fight 1: 0: his stats 500/500/700; debuff, Inner Elf, thrall blocks (HP 489/489) 1: Hack -250/-250 2: Disarm 3: Kick 163 +163 MP; I take 5 x6 4: Kick 163 +163 MP; I take 5 x6 5: Kick 163 +163 MP; I take 5 x6 6: Kick 163 +163 MP; I take 5 x6 7: Kick 163 +163 MP; I win; lovebug +4 myst Karma, Thwaitgold, Tastee-Wheet, stainless, substats: 1/3/5 2016-06-01 (Carlvember 6) greycat, level 13 PM (HCSource) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 92/152/102 buffed stats: 386/488/486 -> 355/404/460 equipment: very pointy, black cloak, midriff scrubs, bass clarinet, wicker shield, black greaves, headhunter necklace, cowboy boots (+50% musc), sash (+100) skills: standard + Punch, Disarm, Hack, Kick, Reboot, Restore, Siphon mirror: broken familiar: 29-pound machine elf (pet sweater) thrall: level 10 Spaghetti Elemental HP 653/653; MP 262/957 Fight 1: 0: his stats 500/500/700; debuff, Inner Elf, thrall blocks (HP 575/575) 1: Hack -250/-250 2: Disarm 3: Kick 205 +205 MP; I take 5 x6 4: Kick 205 +205 MP; I take 5 x6 5: Kick 205 +205 MP; I take 5 x6 6: Kick 205 +205 MP; I win Karma, Thwaitgold, Tastee-Wheet, stainless, substats: 0/2/6 2016-06-07 (Porktober 4) greycat, level 13 S (HCStd) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 96/159/98 buffed stats: 572/592/551 -> 264/274/355 equipment: very pointy, Misty Robe, surgical apron, bass clarinet, wonderwall, black greaves, cowboy boots (muscle/item), Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: all intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 19-pound grill (pet sweater) HP 969/969; MP 288/1353; Soulsauce 59 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: I take 2 (HP 493/493; MP 288/653) 1: attack 86; fam hits/restores 6; she misses 2: attack 88; I take 3 3: attack 85; I take 2 4: attack 87; I take 2 5: attack 85; fam hits/restores 8; I take 2 6: attack 88; I take 3 7: attack 88; I take 3 8: attack 87; I win; +5 soulsauce; fam says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 2: 0: her stats 205/184/900; she misses (HP 479/493) 1: turtleini crit 106(+114); fam hits/restores 10; turtleini 83; she misses 2: attack 94; turtleini 62; she misses 3: attack 97; turtleini 39; I take 3 4: attack crit 112 att -3 def -5; turtleini 20; she bulges 5: attack 93; I take 3 6: attack 91; I win; +7 soulsauce; fam bbq sauce, says +8 stats; +2 myst Fight 1, Form 3: +7 soulsauce, Karma, hot ashes, bakelite; fam says +230 stats substats: 194/403/176 2016-06-13 (Boozember 2) greycat, level 13 DB (HCStd) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/97/161 buffed stats: 485/310/679 -> 363/304/679 equipment: very pointy, Misty Cape, surgical apron, clarinet, sawblade shield, black greaves, cowboy boots (musc/item), Iron Beta, sash (+100) skills: all intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 26-pound machine elf (pet sweater) HP 783/783; MP 117/597 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: inner elf; she misses (HP 606/606; MP 117/587) 1: attack 213; she steals 14 MP 2: attack 216; she HEALS 110 3: attack crit 237 att -4 def -3; she shimmers; I take 2 4: attack 213; I win; lovebug +5 musc; fam +5 moxie; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: inner elf; I take 3 (HP 463/606; MP 106/587) 1: attack 211; I take 3 2: attack 214; she misses 3: attack 213; she HEALS 140 4: attack 211; she misses 5: attack 210; I win; fam +4 myst; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: Karma, fam +9 moxie, bakelite; substats 133/113/286 2016-07-03 (Jarlsuary 6) greycat, level 13 AT (HCStd) (Vole) (radio=off) raw stats: 94/97/161 buffed stats: 434/311/681 -> 315/311/681 equipment: very pointy, makeshift cape, surgical apron, bass clarinet, ox-head, black greaves, sash (+100), Iron Beta, fledges skills: all intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 27-pound machine elf (pet sweater) HP 684/784; MP 31/574 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: her stats 190/171/600; Inner Elf; she misses (HP 612/612; MP 31/574) 1: attack 212; she misses 2: attack 211; she misses 3: attack 210; form 1 down; fam 36 meat; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 2: 0: her stats 205/184/900; Inner Elf; she misses (HP 475/612; MP 32/574) 1: attack 211; she misses 2: attack 207; she misses 3: attack 211; she misses 4: attack 208; she misses 5: attack 210; form 2 down; fam 33 meat; +2 moxie Fight 1, Form 3: Inner Elf, Karma, fam +9 myst, bakelite, substats: 120/136/275 2016-07-06 (Frankruary 1) greycat, level 13 SC (HCStd) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 154/92/102 buffed stats: 497/418/383 -> 497/301/368 equipment: very pointy, Misty Cloak, surgical apron, Maxwell's, wicker shield, bullet-proof cords, your cowboy (muscle/item), sash (+100), fledges skills: all intrinsics: garlic mirror: broken wand: check familiar: 29-pound machine elf (pet sweater) HP 965/1030; MP 23/801 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: her stats 190/171/600; Inner Elf; I take 2 (HP 963/1030; MP 23/602) 1: attack 199; she misses 2: attack 199; she misses 3: attack 201; she misses 4: attack 198; form 1 down; fam 34 meat; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 2: 0: Inner Elf; she misses (HP 730/1030; MP 24/602) 1: attack 195; I take 3 2: attack crit 212 att -4 def -3; I take 4 3: attack 194; I take 3 4: attack 196; she steals 18 MP 5: attack 194; form 2 down; fam +4 myst; +2 muscle Fight 1, Form 3: Inner Elf; lovebug +6 muscle; Karma; fam +9 moxie; bakelite substats: 273/132/126 2016-07-08 (Frankruary 3) greycat, level 13 PM (HCSource) (Wallaby) (radio=off) raw stats: 97/153/107 buffed stats: 411/636/609 -> 304/483/481 equipment: very pointy, black cloak, surgical apron, bass clarinet, wicker shield, black greaves, battle broom, sash (+100), bronze badge skills: all standard + all Source except overclocked & disbeliever intrinsics: peppermint mirror: broken familiar: -pound machine elf (pet sweater) thrall: level 10 spaghetti elemental HP 681/681; MP 681/1445 Fight 1: 0: his stats 500/500/700; Inner Elf; thrall blocks 1: hack 2: disarm 3: kick 154; I take 5 x4 4: kick 154; I take 5 x2 5: kick 154; I take 5 x3 6: kick 154; I take 5 x3 7: kick 154 Karma, Thwaitgold, tastee-wheet, solitaire, substats: 0/8/6 2016-08-21 (Bor 7) greycat, level 13 TT (HCNA) (Mongoose) (radio=off) raw stats: 167/105/106 buffed stats: 803/490/669 -> 636/385/553 -> 627/376/544 equipment: reinforced, protonic, knife, wicker shield, troutsers, cowboy boots (muscle/item), gold detective, sash (+100) skills: all path skills intrinsics: confidence! wand: check familiar: 38-pound machine elf (sweater) Rad Sickness: 9 HP 1314/1314; MP 435/555 Fight 1, Form 1: 0: Inner Elf, I take 6 (HP 1064/1064; MP 435/450) 1: attack 269(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11); she misses 2: attack crit 276(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11); form 1 down; rad; 10 rads; +9 sickness; fam +7 musc; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 2: 0: Inner Elf, she steals 13 MP (HP 800/1050; MP 323/441) 1: attack 265(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11); she misses 2: attack 263(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11); she HEALS 108 3: attack 264(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11)(+11); form 2 down; rad; 10 rads; +9 sickness; snowglobe; +2 musc Fight 1, Form 3: 0: Inner Elf, form 3 down Karma, 10 rads, +9 sickness, fam 78 meat, bobblehead, stainless substats: 289/118/121