================================= Hat ======================================== 4 warbear feathered fedora hat 4 raspberry beret hat 4 furry green turtle hat 4 brainwave-controlled unicorn horn hat 4 anniversary concrete fedora hat 3 warbear plain fedora hat 3 warbear fancy fedora hat 3 warbear electro-spiked helm hat 3 warbear dress helmet hat 3 tattered paper crown hat 3 safarrri hat hat 3 Professor What T-Shirt shirt 3 outrageous sombrero hat, reusable 3 oriole-feather headdress hat 3 irate sombrero hat 3 Helm of the Scream Emperor hat 3 extra-large palm-frond toupee hat 3 Baron von Ratsworth's tophat hat 2 wreath of laurels hat 2 white hat hacker T-shirt shirt 2 whatsit-covered turtle shell container 2 warbear spiked helm hat 2 warbear plain ushanka hat 2 warbear plain helm hat 2 warbear lined ushanka hat 2 warbear heated ushanka hat 2 warbear foil hat hat 2 Van der Graaf helmet hat 2 Tropical Crimbo Hat hat 2 tiny plastic Professor What accessory 2 The Necbromancer's Hat hat 2 superhero mask hat 2 spangly sombrero hat 2 space trooper helmet hat 2 Sombrero De Vida hat 2 samurai turtle helmet hat 2 reinforced beaded headband hat 2 red traffic cone hat 2 rave visor hat 2 Radio Free Baseball Cap hat 2 propeller beanie hat 2 phat turquoise bracelet accessory 2 parasitic headgnawer hat 2 papier-mitre hat 2 paperclip turban hat 2 orange traffic cone hat 2 Moonthril Circlet hat 2 Mer-kin scholar mask hat 2 Mer-kin headguard hat 2 Mer-kin gladiator mask hat 2 leather aviator's cap hat 2 Jarlsberg's hat hat 2 Hairpiece On Fire hat 2 guard turtle shell hat 2 green traffic cone hat 2 ghast iron Garibaldi hat 2 eXtreme scarf hat 2 El Sombrero De Lopez hat 2 Elder Turtle Shell hat 2 dwarvish war helmet hat 2 dreadful fedora hat 2 crumpled felt fedora hat 2 Crown of Thrones hat 2 crappy Mer-kin mask hat 2 Covers-Your-Head hat 2 corrosive cowl hat 2 Colander of Em-er'il hat 2 chrome helmet turtle hat 2 Cerebral Cloche hat 2 bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban hat 2 Brogre bucket hat hat 2 Brimstone Beret hat 2 biomechanical crimborg helmet hat 2 bark beret hat 1 zombie mariachi hat hat 1 Ze&trade; goggles hat 1 yellow traffic cone hat 1 yellow plastic hard hat hat 1 yabba dabba doo rag hat 1 wumpus-hair wig hat 1 worn tophat hat 1 Whatsian Ionic Pliers offhand 1 water-polo cap hat 1 Voluminous Radio Hat hat 1 turtle wax helmet hat, usable 1 turtlemail coif hat 1 Thunkula's drinking cap hat 1 suspicious-looking fedora hat 1 sugar chapeau hat, candy 1 sucker kabuto hat 1 straw hat hat 1 star hat hat 1 Spooky Putty mitre hat, usable 1 spiky turtle helmet hat 1 space beast fur hat hat 1 Snow Queen Crown hat 1 snorkel hat 1 slime-covered helmet hat 1 skeletortoise hat 1 sinister demon mask hat 1 silent beret hat 1 shapeless wide-brimmed hat hat 1 Seasonal Beret hat 1 Scalp of Gorgolok hat 1 rusty diving helmet hat 1 ravioli hat hat 1 powdered wig hat 1 pottery hat hat 1 pointy red hat hat 1 plain paper hat hat 1 pig-iron helm hat 1 pentacorn hat hat 1 party hat hat 1 Orcish baseball cap hat 1 orange peel hat hat 1 opera mask hat 1 Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat hat 1 nurse's hat hat 1 neoprene skullcap hat 1 nasty rat mask hat 1 muddy pirate hat hat 1 moose antlers hat 1 moist sailor's cap hat 1 miniature tophat familiar 1 miner's helmet hat 1 metallic foil cat ears hat, usable 1 Mer-kin sneakmask hat 1 Mer-kin facecowl hat 1 Mer-kin bunwig hat 1 meaty helmet turtle hat 1 Mayor Ghost's toupee hat 1 Mark V Steam-Hat hat 1 Mark IV Steam-Hat hat 1 Mark I Steam-Hat hat 1 Mark II Steam-Hat hat 1 Mark III Steam-Hat hat 1 mariachi hat hat 1 makeshift turban hat, usable 1 lynyrdskin cap hat 1 lucky Tam O'Shatner familiar 1 longhaired hippy wig hat 1 linoleum helmet turtle hat 1 Lens of Hatred hat 1 lemon party hat hat 1 leather mask hat 1 Knob Goblin visor hat 1 Knob Goblin harem veil hat 1 knobby helmet turtle hat 1 Kentucky-style derby hat 1 jewel-eyed wizard hat hat 1 ironic knit cap hat 1 iron helmet hat 1 intimidating coiffure hat 1 indie comic hipster glasses hat 1 Hodgman's porkpie hat hat 1 helmet turtle hat 1 hardened slime hat hat 1 Hand that Rocks the Ladle weapon 1 grungy bandana hat 1 Grimacite goggles hat 1 Grimacite gasmask hat 1 green cloth cap hat 1 Great Wolf's headband hat 1 grass hat hat 1 googly-star hat hat 1 googly-heart hat hat 1 gold crown hat 1 goat beard hat 1 giant discarded bottlecap hat 1 ganger bandana hat 1 fuzzy montera hat 1 fuzzy earmuffs hat 1 funny paper hat hat 1 Frosty's old silk hat hat 1 foam commodore's hat hat 1 floaty rock helmet hat 1 fireman's helmet hat 1 fire hat 1 filthy knitted dread sack hat 1 f3d0r4 hat 1 enchantlers hat 1 El Vibrato helmet hat 1 duct tape fedora hat 1 draggin' ball hat hat 1 Dolphin King's crown hat 1 Disco 'Fro Pick hat 1 dilapidated wizard hat hat 1 depleted Grimacite ninja mask hat 1 demon-horned hat hat 1 cursed eyepatch hat 1 crown-shaped beanie hat 1 Crown of the Goblin King hat 1 Crimbo hat hat 1 cornuthaum hat 1 cool iron helmet hat 1 cold water bottle hat 1 clockwork hat hat 1 centurion helmet hat 1 bugbear beanie hat 1 brown felt tophat hat 1 BRICKO hat hat, usable 1 bowler hat 1 Boris's Helm hat, usable 1 Boris's Helm (askew) hat, usable 1 blue traffic cone hat 1 beer helmet hat 1 battered old top-hat hat 1 barskin hat hat 1 astral chapeau hat 1 asbestos helmet turtle hat 1 ancient turtle shell helmet hat 1 All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig hat 1 A Light that Never Goes Out offhand 1 aerated diving helmet hat 1 Admiral's hat hat ================================== Back (Container) =========================== 4 T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; container 3 super-absorbent tarp container 3 anniversary pewter cape container 2 whatsit-covered turtle shell container 2 rubber cape container 2 Rain-Doh red wings container 2 Newbiesport&trade; backpack container 2 Mr. Container container 2 giant gym membership card container 2 frozen turtle shell container 2 Drapes-You-Regally container 1 wings of fire container 1 teddybear backpack container 1 paperclip cape container 1 palm-frond cloak container 1 Misty Robe container 1 Mayor Ghost's cloak container 1 Lord Flameface's cloak container 1 Great S-Cape container 1 Drunkula's cape container 1 Cloak of Dire Shadows container 1 Buddy Bjorn container 1 barskin cloak container 1 auxiliary backbone container ============================ Shirt ============================================ 4 Ultracolor&trade; shirt shirt 4 Gregarious Gregorian Smock shirt 4 Brogre brolo shirt shirt 3 red-and-green sweater shirt 3 Radio Free Jersey shirt 3 Professor What T-Shirt shirt 3 Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket shirt 3 harem girl t-shirt shirt 3 floral print shirt shirt 3 BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt shirt 3 BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt shirt 2 wumpus-hair sweater shirt 2 white hat hacker T-shirt shirt 2 unrequired jacket shirt 2 turtlemail hauberk shirt 2 Thinknerd T-Shirt shirt 2 surgical apron shirt 2 supportive bra shirt 2 sugar shirt shirt, candy 2 star shirt shirt 2 souvenir ski t-shirt shirt 2 Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) shirt, usable 2 shark jumper shirt 2 rhinestone cowboy shirt shirt 2 red shirt shirt 2 pirate shirt shirt 2 Mr. Shirt shirt 2 Moonthril Cuirass shirt 2 midriff scrubs shirt 2 Mer-kin breastplate shirt 2 Kashmir sweater shirt 2 Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat shirt 2 hairshirt shirt 2 grungy flannel shirt shirt 2 Grimacite guayabera shirt 2 Grateful Undead T-shirt shirt 2 frilly shirt shirt 2 extremely wet T-shirt shirt 2 eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest shirt 2 extra-see-thru nightie shirt 2 dreadful sweater shirt 2 Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket shirt 2 cool iron breastplate shirt 2 clockwork trench coat shirt 2 Chester's muscle shirt shirt 2 bronze breastplate shirt 2 birdbone corset shirt 2 astral shirt shirt 2 Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt shirt 2 anniversary safety glass vest shirt 2 &quot;Humorous&quot; T-shirt shirt 1 yak anorak shirt 1 witch's bra shirt 1 white snakeskin duster shirt 1 Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate shirt 1 tuxedo shirt shirt 1 spangly mariachi vest shirt 1 soggy wofl t-shirt shirt 1 Sneaky Pete's leather jacket shirt, usable 1 snailmail hauberk shirt 1 sea salt scrubs shirt 1 red coat shirt 1 punk rock jacket shirt 1 psycho sweater shirt 1 origami pasties shirt, usable 1 metal band T-shirt shirt 1 lynyrdskin tunic shirt 1 loathing eagle baby-doll shirt shirt 1 letterman's jacket shirt 1 lemon shirt shirt 1 Knob Goblin elite shirt shirt 1 Kiss the Knob apron shirt 1 junk-mail shirt shirt 1 Grimacite gown shirt 1 goth kid t-shirt shirt 1 gladiator tunica shirt 1 General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket shirt 1 flyest of shirts shirt 1 flaming pink shirt shirt, usable 1 fishbone corset shirt 1 famous blue raincoat shirt 1 duct tape shirt shirt 1 Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket shirt 1 clownskin harness shirt 1 cane-mail shirt shirt 1 bat-ass leather jacket shirt 1 ASCII shirt shirt 1 asbestos apron shirt ================================ Weapon ======================================= 6 heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr weapon 6 corrupt club of corrupt corruption weapon 5 Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword weapon, usable 4 Work is a Four Letter Sword weapon 4 Sword of Procedural Generation weapon 4 sword behind inappropriate prepositions weapon 4 Meat Tenderizer is Murder weapon 4 huge mirror shard weapon 4 Frost&trade; brand sword weapon 4 crowbarrr weapon 4 corrupt club of corruption weapon 3 velcro broadsword weapon 3 Underworld truncheon weapon 3 Tropical Crimbo Sword weapon 3 The Trickster's Trikitixa weapon 3 The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff weapon 3 Super Magic Power Sword X weapon 3 stuffed crazy bastard sword weapon 3 Staff of the Short Order Cook weapon 3 Staff of the Roaring Hearth weapon 3 silver shrimp fork weapon 3 Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion weapon 3 rusty piece of rebar weapon 3 rusty grave robbing shovel weapon 3 right bear arm weapon 3 ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon weapon 3 Red Rover BB gun weapon 3 prehistoric spear weapon 3 portable corkscrew weapon 3 origami riding crop weapon, usable 3 Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork weapon 3 heteroerotic frat-paddle weapon 3 Great Wolf's rocket launcher weapon 3 giant artisanal rice peeler weapon 3 flaming cardboard sword weapon 3 El Vibrato energy spear weapon 3 crazy bastard sword weapon 3 Cerebral Crossbow weapon 3 cardboard sword weapon 3 cardboard crossbow weapon 3 bucket of anniversary lard weapon 3 beer-battered accordion weapon 3 acoustic guitarrr weapon 2 Zim Merman's guitar weapon 2 Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords weapon 2 worm-riding hooks weapon 2 witty rapier weapon 2 Windsor Pan of the Source weapon 2 warbear oil pan weapon 2 warbear exhaust manifold weapon 2 vibrating cyborg knife weapon 2 vampire duck-on-a-string weapon 2 Underworld flail weapon 2 Truthsayer weapon 2 trusty torch weapon 2 throwing wrench weapon 2 Thor's Pliers weapon 2 The Nuge's favorite crossbow weapon 2 The Landscaper's leafblower weapon 2 Tales of the Word Realms weapon 2 Sword of Dark Omens weapon 2 suede shortsword weapon 2 styrofoam sword weapon 2 styrofoam crossbow weapon 2 star sword weapon 2 star crossbow weapon 2 starchy sword weapon 2 starchy crossbow weapon 2 star boomerang weapon 2 Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron weapon 2 Staff of the Walk-In Freezer weapon 2 Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern weapon 2 Staff of the Hearty Dinner weapon 2 Staff of the Grease Trap weapon 2 Staff of the Greasefire weapon 2 Staff of the Electric Range weapon 2 Staff of the Cream of the Cream weapon 2 Staff of Simmering Hatred weapon 2 Spirit Precipice weapon 2 Space Tourist Phaser weapon 2 slime-covered speargun weapon 2 Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr weapon 2 Skipper's accordion weapon 2 silver cheese-slicer weapon 2 shuddersword weapon 2 severed flipper weapon 2 serpentine sword weapon 2 scratch 'n' sniff sword weapon 2 scratch 'n' sniff crossbow weapon 2 savory sword weapon 2 savory crossbow weapon 2 rusty speargun weapon 2 Ruby Rod weapon 2 rubber band gun weapon 2 rubber axe weapon 2 Rock and Roll Legend weapon 2 roboduck-on-a-string weapon 2 ridiculously huge sword weapon 2 rib of the Bonerdagon weapon 2 repeating crossbow weapon 2 remorseless knife weapon 2 regret hose weapon 2 red hot poker weapon 2 ratarang weapon 2 ram-battering staff weapon 2 Rain-Doh yellow laser gun weapon 2 rainbow crossbow weapon 2 Radio Free Foil weapon 2 quirky accordion weapon 2 quantum disintegrator pistol weapon 2 projectile icemaker weapon 2 plastic replica blaster pistol weapon 2 pixel morning star weapon 2 pewter claymore weapon 2 Periodical Paintbrush weapon 2 perforated battle paddle weapon 2 papier-m&acirc;chine gun weapon 2 papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te weapon 2 pair of bolt cutters weapon 2 oversized pizza cutter weapon 2 Moonthril Flamberge weapon 2 Mjolnir Jr. weapon 2 Mer-kin hookspear weapon 2 Mer-kin dragnet weapon 2 Maxwell's Silver Hammer weapon 2 magilaser blastercannon weapon 2 Loathing Legion flamethrower weapon, reusable 2 little paper umbrella weapon, fancy 2 Kentucky-fried meat sword weapon 2 Kentucky-fried meat crossbow weapon 2 iron dagger weapon 2 infernal toilet brush weapon 2 homoerotic frat-paddle weapon 2 hilarious comedy prop weapon 2 Greek Pasta of Peril weapon 2 Great Wolf's right paw weapon 2 grave robbing shovel weapon 2 Gnollish pie server weapon 2 glow-in-the-dark dart gun weapon 2 giant shrimp fork weapon 2 giant driftwood sculpture weapon 2 giant discarded plastic fork weapon 2 ghast iron cleaver weapon 2 gatorskin umbrella weapon 2 frying brainpan weapon 2 Frosty's arm weapon 2 Frankly Mr. Shank weapon 2 fouet de tortue-dressage weapon 2 fear condenser weapon 2 eXtreme meat sword weapon 2 eXtreme meat crossbow weapon 2 evil paper umbrella weapon 2 elevenderizing hammer weapon 2 electric crutch weapon 2 dwarvish war mattock weapon 2 Drowsy Sword weapon 2 dripping meat sword weapon 2 dripping meat crossbow weapon 2 double-barreled sling weapon 2 depleted Grimacite hammer weapon 2 debonair deboner weapon 2 curdflinger weapon 2 crowbar weapon 2 Crimbo sword weapon 2 Crimbomination Contraption weapon 2 corn holder weapon 2 club of corruption weapon 2 clockwork sword weapon 2 clockwork crossbow weapon 2 chrome sword weapon 2 chrome crossbow weapon 2 Chelonian Morningstar weapon 2 carrot-on-a-stick weapon 2 cardboard wakizashi weapon 2 cardboard staff weapon 2 cardboard katana weapon 2 calavera concertina weapon 2 bugbear-smiting sword weapon 2 bubblewrap sword weapon 2 bubblewrap crossbow weapon 2 broken sword weapon 2 broken beer bottle weapon 2 BRICKO sword weapon, usable 2 bottle-rocket crossbow weapon 2 bone crusher weapon 2 bone and arrows weapon 2 Bjorn's Hammer weapon 2 bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme weapon 2 big stirring stick weapon 2 Bigger Bugfinder Blade weapon 2 beaver spear weapon 2 Barney's rake weapon 2 baritone accordion weapon 2 arse-shooting crossbow weapon 2 anger blaster weapon 2 alarm accordion weapon 2 airblaster gun weapon 2 accordionoid rocca weapon 2 Accordion of Jordion weapon 1 Zombo's shoulder blade weapon 1 zombie accordion weapon 1 wumpus-hair whip weapon 1 world's smallest violin weapon 1 wholeberd weapon 1 white sword weapon 1 White Dragon Fang weapon 1 weighted paperclip chain weapon 1 war tongs weapon 1 Wand of Nagamar weapon 1 vorpal blade weapon 1 velcro paddle ball weapon 1 Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword weapon 1 Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg weapon 1 ultimate ultimate frisbee weapon 1 two-handed depthsword weapon 1 turtle totem weapon 1 Trusty weapon 1 trout fang weapon 1 toy ray gun weapon 1 toy accordion weapon 1 Totally Gay Claymore weapon 1 titanium assault umbrella weapon 1 tiny plastic sword weapon, fancy 1 tiny ninja sword weapon 1 tin drum weapon 1 time sword weapon 1 third-hand nunchaku weapon 1 tambourine weapon 1 swordzall weapon 1 sword of static weapon 1 sweet ninja sword weapon 1 super-sweet boom box weapon 1 sugar shotgun weapon, candy 1 sugar shillelagh weapon, candy 1 sugar shank weapon, candy 1 sucker tachi weapon 1 styrofoam staff weapon 1 stolen accordion weapon 1 stinky cheese sword weapon, usable 1 steel sword weapon 1 star stiletto weapon 1 star staff weapon 1 star spatula weapon 1 starchy staff weapon 1 Staff of the Woodfire weapon 1 Staff of the Kitchen Floor weapon 1 Staff of the Healthy Breakfast weapon 1 Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals weapon 1 Staff of the Grand Flamb&eacute; weapon 1 Staff of the Deepest Freeze weapon 1 Staff of Fruit Salad weapon 1 spork weapon 1 spiked femur weapon 1 spectral axe weapon 1 space heater weapon 1 space beast fur whip weapon 1 smoldering staff weapon 1 slime-covered staff weapon 1 slime-covered shovel weapon 1 slime-covered club weapon 1 slide rule weapon 1 skate board weapon 1 silver pat&eacute; knife weapon 1 silent pea shooter weapon 1 short-handled mop weapon 1 shiny butcherknife weapon 1 Sheila Take a Crossbow weapon 1 sharpened spoon weapon 1 Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo weapon 1 scorpion whip weapon 1 savory staff weapon 1 Saturday Night Special weapon 1 sack of doorknobs weapon 1 sabre teeth weapon 1 rusty staff weapon 1 rave whistle weapon 1 rattail whip weapon 1 ram stick weapon 1 Rain-Doh violet bo weapon 1 pygmy spear weapon 1 pygmy concertinette weapon 1 pottery yo-yo weapon 1 pottery club weapon 1 pocket theremin weapon 1 plastic guitar weapon 1 pixel sword weapon 1 pixel boomerang weapon 1 pitchfork weapon 1 pipe wrench weapon 1 Pigsticker of Violence weapon 1 pernicious cudgel weapon 1 pentatonic accordion weapon 1 peace accordion weapon 1 Pasta of Peril weapon 1 parasitic claw weapon 1 palm-frond whip weapon 1 old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; weapon 1 old dry bone weapon 1 office-supply crossbow weapon 1 ocarina of space weapon 1 obsidian dagger weapon 1 non-Euclidean non-accordion weapon 1 Moonthril Longbow weapon 1 miniature deck cannon weapon 1 Mer-kin switchblade weapon 1 Mer-kin finpaddle weapon 1 Mer-kin dodgeball weapon 1 Mer-kin digpick weapon 1 Meatcleaver weapon 1 Mayor Ghost's gavel weapon 1 massive sitar weapon 1 Mace of the Tortoise weapon 1 lupine sword weapon 1 Loathing Legion hammer weapon, reusable 1 Loathing Legion double prism weapon, reusable 1 live wire weapon 1 linoleum sword weapon 1 linoleum crossbow weapon 1 lightning rod weapon 1 licorice whip weapon 1 lawnmower blade weapon 1 lawn dart weapon, combat 1 Knob Goblin scimitar weapon 1 Knob Goblin melon baller weapon 1 Knob Goblin elite polearm weapon 1 Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar weapon 1 Kentucky-fried meat staff weapon 1 jungle drum weapon 1 Jacob's rung weapon 1 jack flapper weapon 1 iron pasta spoon weapon 1 ironic battle spoon weapon 1 infernal fife weapon 1 immense cyborg hand weapon 1 huge mosquito proboscis weapon 1 hothammer weapon 1 hot cross bow weapon 1 honey dipper weapon 1 heavy leather-bound tome weapon 1 Hand that Rocks the Ladle weapon 1 hand-carved staff weapon 1 hand-carved bow weapon 1 hand-carved bokken weapon 1 hammerus weapon 1 Hammer of Smiting weapon 1 half-sized guitar weapon 1 halfberd weapon 1 hairy staff weapon 1 gummi sword weapon 1 guancertina weapon 1 groping claw weapon 1 Grimacite glaive weapon 1 Grimacite gat weapon 1 grease gun weapon 1 grassy cutlass weapon 1 grass whistle weapon 1 grass blade weapon 1 goulauncher weapon 1 goblin hunting spear weapon 1 goatskin umbrella weapon 1 Gnollish plunger weapon 1 Gnollish flyswatter weapon 1 Gnollish autoplunger weapon 1 Ginsu&trade; weapon 1 giant turkey leg weapon 1 giant foam finger weapon 1 ghost accordion weapon 1 ga-ga radio weapon 1 frozen seal spine weapon 1 frozen nunchaku weapon 1 Frosty's snowball sack weapon 1 Frosty's nailbat weapon 1 frigid hanky&#363; weapon 1 frigid-ass club weapon 1 freezin' bindle weapon 1 flypaper staff weapon 1 fluorescent lightbulb weapon 1 flaming sword weapon 1 flaming juggler's balls weapon, usable 1 flaming crutch weapon 1 fish scimitar weapon 1 fire poi weapon 1 fire axe weapon 1 finger cymbals weapon 1 FDKOL fire hose weapon 1 eXtreme meat staff weapon 1 elephant stinger weapon 1 eggbeater weapon 1 duct tape sword weapon 1 duck-on-a-string weapon 1 drywall axe weapon 1 dripping meat staff weapon 1 Dr. Hobo's scalpel weapon 1 dreadlock whip weapon 1 dreadful glove weapon 1 dishrag weapon 1 didgeridooka weapon 1 diabolical crossbow weapon 1 depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick weapon 1 dented harmonica weapon 1 dense meat sword weapon 1 dense meat crossbow weapon 1 deep six-shooter weapon 1 decaying wooden oar weapon 1 cyber-mattock weapon 1 cursed cutlass weapon 1 curmudgel weapon 1 Crimbo ukulele weapon 1 creepy-ass club weapon 1 cozy scimitar weapon 1 costume sword weapon 1 Coily&trade; weapon, combat 1 clown hammer weapon 1 clockwork staff weapon 1 clock-cleaning hammer weapon 1 chrome staff weapon 1 Chester's bag of candy weapon, reusable 1 cheap plastic bottle opener weapon 1 charming flute weapon 1 cast-iron legacy paddle weapon 1 carob cannon weapon 1 Cajun accordion weapon 1 butterfly knife weapon 1 Bugfinder Blade weapon 1 bubblewrap staff weapon 1 Brimstone Bludgeon weapon 1 breadchucks weapon 1 brand new key weapon 1 boxing glove on a spring weapon 1 bounty-hunting rifle weapon 1 Bonestabber weapon 1 bone rattle weapon 1 bonerang weapon 1 blammer weapon 1 black sword weapon 1 black kettle drum weapon 1 big bass drum weapon 1 beer-soaked mop weapon 1 beer bong weapon 1 beer-a-pult weapon 1 basic meat sword weapon 1 basic meat spork weapon 1 basic meat crossbow weapon 1 bar whip weapon 1 Bal-musette accordion weapon 1 balloon sword weapon 1 Ax of L'rose weapon 1 astral pistol weapon 1 astral mace weapon 1 astral longbow weapon 1 astral bludgeon weapon 1 asparagus knife weapon 1 asbestos sword weapon 1 asbestos crossbow weapon 1 armgun weapon 1 archaeologing shovel weapon 1 antique spear weapon 1 antique accordion weapon 1 ancient ice cream scoop weapon 1 &quot;honey&quot; dipper weapon 1 amok putter weapon 1 accord ion weapon 1 accordion file weapon 1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock weapon 1 5-Alarm Saucepan weapon 1 4-dimensional guitar weapon 1 17-alarm Saucepan weapon ================================= Offhand ===================================== 4 Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince offhand 4 Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe offhand 4 Microplushie: Sororitrate offhand 4 Microplushie: Raverdrine offhand 4 glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub offhand 4 Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer offhand, usable 3 Sword of the Brouhaha Prince offhand 3 stuffed frozen gravy fairy offhand 3 stuffed Baron von Ratsworth offhand 3 silver cow creamer offhand 3 rubber ribcage offhand 3 Rain-Doh green lantern offhand 3 radiator heater shield offhand 3 parasitic strangleworm offhand 3 Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid offhand 3 jar of frostigkraut offhand 3 Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) offhand, usable 3 incredibly creepy marionette offhand 3 hors d'oeuvre tray offhand 3 Crimbo tree flocker offhand, usable 3 cardboard box turtle offhand 3 brown crock marble offhand, multiple 3 arrow'd heart balloon offhand 3 anniversary chutney sculpture offhand 2 turtling rod offhand 2 tropical paperweight offhand 2 Time Lord Participation Mug offhand 2 third-hand lantern offhand 2 The Spirit of Crimbo offhand 2 The Necbromancer's Stein offhand 2 Temporal Tempera Tube offhand 2 stuffed treasure chest offhand, usable 2 stuffed stinky gravy fairy offhand 2 stuffed spooky gravy fairy offhand 2 stuffed sleazy gravy fairy offhand 2 stuffed scary death orb offhand 2 stuffed flaming gravy fairy offhand 2 stuffed caterpillar offhand 2 stuffed baby gravy fairy offhand 2 stuffed astral badger offhand 2 star buckler offhand 2 stapler bear offhand 2 sprinkle shaker offhand 2 Space Tourist palmdoctor offhand 2 smirking shrunken head offhand 2 slime-covered lantern offhand 2 sewer turtle offhand 2 rxr shield offhand 2 rusty old lantern offhand 2 red China marble offhand, multiple 2 plush ferrelf offhand 2 Ouija Board, Ouija Board offhand 2 ornate dowsing rod offhand 2 orcish stud-finder offhand 2 Operation Patriot Shield offhand 2 Ol' Scratch's stove door offhand 2 naughty fortune teller offhand, usable 2 Microplushie: Hipsterine offhand 2 Microplushie: Gothochondria offhand 2 Microplushie: Fauxnerditide offhand 2 Microplushie: Dorkonide offhand 2 Microplushie: Bropane offhand 2 Mer-kin roundshield offhand 2 Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince offhand 2 marinara jug offhand 2 loose purse strings offhand 2 Loathing Legion defibrillator offhand, reusable 2 Loathing Legion corkscrew offhand, reusable 2 left bear arm offhand, usable 2 LARP carp offhand 2 KoL Con X Treasure Map offhand 2 killer rag doll offhand 2 Jarlsberg's pan offhand, usable 2 Hodgman's imaginary hamster offhand 2 Hodgman's garbage sticker offhand 2 hand of Mr. Cards offhand 2 green peawee marble offhand, multiple 2 ghast iron heater shield offhand 2 Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire offhand 2 enchanted fire extinguisher offhand 2 depleted Grimacite gravy boat offhand 2 deck of tropical cards offhand 2 Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll offhand, usable 2 Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head offhand, usable 2 Brimstone Bunker offhand 2 BRICKO bulwark offhand 2 brass dorsal fin offhand 2 big bumboozer marble offhand, reusable 2 beige clambroth marble offhand, multiple 2 barskin buckler offhand 2 arm buzzer offhand 2 anniversary balloon offhand 2 ancient hot dog wrapper offhand 2 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign offhand 1 yakskin buckler offhand 1 wonderwall shield offhand 1 wicker shield offhand 1 Whatsian Ionic Pliers offhand 1 washboard shield offhand 1 wad of Crovacite offhand 1 Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet offhand 1 vengeful spirit offhand 1 velcro shield offhand 1 vampire pellet offhand 1 UV-resistant compass offhand 1 turtle wax shield offhand, usable 1 Tuesday's ruby offhand 1 tortoboggan shield offhand 1 tip jar offhand 1 Tiki lighter offhand 1 sucker bucket offhand 1 sturdy cane offhand 1 Stupid University Diploma offhand 1 stuffed undead elbow macaroni offhand 1 stuffed tin of caviar offhand 1 stuffed teddy butler offhand 1 stuffed sabre-toothed lime offhand 1 stuffed porpoise offhand 1 stuffed mind flayer offhand 1 stuffed martini offhand 1 stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech offhand 1 stuffed hand turkey offhand 1 stuffed Cheshire bitten offhand 1 stuffed can of asparagus offhand 1 stuffed bandersnatch offhand 1 stress ball offhand 1 steely marble offhand, multiple 1 spooky little girl offhand 1 spiky turtle shield offhand 1 Spanish fly trap offhand 1 sommelier's towel offhand 1 snarling wolf shield offhand 1 snapdragon pistil offhand 1 slippery when wet shield offhand 1 slime-covered compass offhand 1 skull of the Bonerdagon offhand 1 skull gearshift knob offhand 1 six-rainbow shield offhand 1 Sinful Desires offhand 1 silver sausage offhand 1 security flashlight offhand 1 sealskin drum offhand 1 sealhide buckler offhand 1 scissor duck offhand 1 Scepter of Loathing offhand 1 rusty compass offhand 1 rice bowl offhand 1 Red X Shield offhand 1 red wagon offhand, combat 1 red book offhand 1 red balloon offhand, multiple 1 Rainbow Jello Mould offhand 1 Raggedy Hippy doll offhand 1 rag doll offhand 1 pretty bouquet offhand 1 pottery shield offhand 1 pool skimmer offhand 1 plush hamsterpus offhand 1 plush alien hamsterpus offhand 1 pixel grappling hook offhand 1 pirate hook offhand 1 pilgrim shield offhand 1 penguin thesaurus offhand 1 penguin skin buckler offhand 1 peanut brittle shield offhand, candy 1 padded tortoise offhand 1 oyster egg balloon offhand 1 oyster basket offhand 1 Oscus's garbage can lid offhand 1 optimal spreadsheet offhand 1 Ol' Scratch's ash can offhand 1 Necrotelicomnicon offhand 1 Mylar balloon offhand 1 Mr. Haggis offhand 1 Mr. Balloon offhand 1 misfit teddy bear offhand 1 misfit hobby horse offhand 1 miniature stuffed Goth Giant offhand 1 Microplushie: Otakulone offhand 1 Microplushie: Hobomosome offhand 1 Microplushie: Hippylase offhand 1 Mer-kin takebag offhand 1 Mer-kin stopwatch offhand 1 Mer-kin begsign offhand 1 marionette offhand 1 marionette collective offhand 1 lucky lighter offhand 1 Loathing Legion tape measure offhand, reusable 1 Loathing Legion many-purpose hook offhand, reusable 1 Loathing Legion electric knife offhand, reusable 1 Loathing Legion can opener offhand, reusable 1 little round pebble offhand 1 lemonade marble offhand, multiple 1 Kevlar balloon offhand 1 joybuzzer offhand 1 jet bennie marble offhand, multiple 1 ivory cue ball offhand 1 Hodgman's varcolac paw offhand 1 Hodgman's metal detector offhand 1 Hodgman's harmonica offhand 1 hobo code binder offhand 1 HOA regulation book offhand 1 hippo skin buckler offhand 1 heavy duty umbrella offhand 1 heart-shaped balloon offhand 1 handmade hobby horse offhand, reusable 1 Half a Purse offhand 1 grisly shield offhand 1 Grey Guanon offhand 1 green balloon offhand 1 Great Wolf's left paw offhand 1 gnauga hide buckler offhand 1 glowstick on a string offhand 1 giant stuffed bugbear offhand 1 giant clay ashtray offhand 1 foon of frigidity offhand 1 foon of fearfulness offhand 1 flimsy clipboard offhand 1 fishbone catcher's mitt offhand 1 fancy opera glasses offhand 1 eye of the Tiger-lily offhand 1 Engorged Sausages and You offhand 1 enchanted brass knuckles offhand 1 Ellsbury's skull offhand 1 easter egg balloon offhand 1 duct tape buckler offhand 1 Drunkula's wineglass offhand 1 disturbing fanfic offhand 1 detour shield offhand 1 demon buckler offhand 1 deck of lewd playing cards offhand 1 Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield offhand 1 cyborg doll offhand 1 Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug offhand, usable 1 creepy voice box offhand 1 creepy doll head offhand 1 Cold Stone of Hatred offhand 1 Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration offhand 1 clownskin buckler offhand 1 clockwork detective skull offhand 1 C.H.U.M. lantern offhand 1 charged magnet offhand 1 Chalice of the Malkovich Prince offhand 1 catskin buckler offhand 1 card sleeve offhand 1 bumblebee marble offhand, multiple 1 Brand of Violence offhand 1 box turtle offhand 1 bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered offhand 1 borg sock monkey offhand 1 black catseye marble offhand, multiple 1 beach ball marble offhand, multiple 1 battered hubcap offhand 1 bag of Saccharine Maple saplings offhand 1 bag of Crotchety Pine saplings offhand 1 Bag o' Tricks offhand, reusable 1 astral statuette offhand 1 astral shield offhand 1 ancient calendar offhand 1 A Light that Never Goes Out offhand 1 Abyssal ember offhand ================================= Pants ======================================= 6 warbear bearserker greaves pants 4 warbear officer greaves pants 4 warbear dress greaves pants 4 warbear ceremonial party pants pants 4 papier-m&acirc;churidars pants 4 Brogre brorts pants 4 biomechanical crimborg leg armor pants 3 warbear party pants pants 3 warbear electric long johns pants 3 warbear battle greaves pants 3 Tropical Crimbo Shorts pants 3 Travoltan trousers pants 3 thunder down underwear pants 3 The Necbromancer's Shorts pants 3 studded leather boxer shorts pants 3 spandex anniversary shorts pants 3 Orcish cargo shorts pants 3 leotarrrd pants 3 lemon drop trousers pants 3 Greaves of the Murk Lord pants 3 Great Wolf's beastly trousers pants 3 furry skirt pants 3 floral-print skirt pants 3 drafty drawers pants 3 corroded breeches pants 3 bullet-proof corduroys pants 3 astral trousers pants 2 Zombo's grievous greaves pants 2 Warms-Your-Tush pants 2 warbear long johns pants 2 warbear high festival pants pants 2 warbear fleece-lined long johns pants 2 turtle wax greaves pants, usable 2 turtlemail breeches pants 2 trousers of the white knight pants 2 troll britches pants 2 tree skirt pants 2 transparent pants pants 2 time trousers pants 2 The Sagittarian's leisure pants pants 2 sugar shorts pants, candy 2 snowboarder pants pants 2 slime-covered greaves pants 2 scale-mail underwear pants 2 rusty metal greaves pants 2 red silk skirt pants 2 Radio Free Pants pants 2 pottery training pants pants 2 pig-iron shinguards pants 2 palm-frond capris pants 2 Oscus's dumpster waders pants 2 old school Mafia knickerbockers pants 2 Ol' Scratch's ol' britches pants 2 Newman's Own Trousers pants 2 Moonthril Greaves pants 2 Mer-kin scholar tailpiece pants 2 Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece pants 2 lynyrdskin breeches pants 2 Leapin' Trousers pants 2 Krakrox's Loincloth pants 2 ironic jogging shorts pants 2 Grimacite greaves pants 2 Grimacite gaiters pants 2 Greatest American Pants pants 2 grass skirt pants 2 giant discarded torn-up glove pants 2 furry pants pants 2 furry kilt pants 2 frilly skirt pants 2 foam naval trousers pants 2 filthy corduroys pants 2 El Vibrato leg guards pants 2 electronic dulcimer pants pants 2 dwarvish war kilt pants 2 dungeoneer's dungarees pants 2 depleted Grimacite shinguards pants 2 demonskin trousers pants 2 cursed breeches pants 2 crappy Mer-kin tailpiece pants 2 cool iron greaves pants 2 clingfilm trousers pants 2 Cerebral Culottes pants 2 bugbear bungguard pants 2 Brimstone Boxers pants 2 BRAINS shorts pants 2 bloodied surgical dungarees pants 2 bark boxers pants 2 astral shorts pants 2 1337 7r0uZ0RZ pants 1 zombie mariachi pants pants 1 yakskin skirt pants 1 wumpus-hair loincloth pants 1 Whoompa Fur Pants pants 1 weedy skirt pants 1 Voluminous Radio Pants pants 1 Volartta's bellbottoms pants 1 Vicar's Tutu pants 1 Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards pants 1 troutpiece pants 1 sucker hakama pants 1 stinky cheese diaper pants, usable 1 sticky meat skirt pants 1 star pants pants 1 square sponge pants pants 1 Spooky Putty leotard pants, usable 1 spangly mariachi pants pants 1 space beast fur pants pants 1 snailmail breeches pants 1 pygmy briefs pants 1 pteruges pants 1 poodle skirt pants 1 plaid skirt pants 1 pin-stripe slacks pants 1 penguinskin mini-skirt pants 1 penguin shorts pants 1 parasitic tentacles pants 1 paper-plate-mail pants pants 1 paperclip pants pants 1 pants of the Slug Lord pants 1 Pantaloons of Hatred pants 1 Oscus's flypaper pants pants 1 muddy skirt pants 1 mostly rat-hide leggings pants 1 monster pants pants 1 miner's pants pants 1 Mayor Ghost's khakis pants 1 mariachi pants pants 1 manly bloomers pants 1 makeshift skirt pants, usable 1 liar's pants pants, usable 1 Lederhosen of the Night pants 1 leather chaps pants 1 Knob Goblin Uberpants pants 1 Knob Goblin harem pants pants 1 junk trunks pants 1 Jodhpurs of Violence pants 1 honeybritches pants 1 Hodgman's lobsterskin pants pants 1 hobo dungarees pants 1 hippopotamus skirt pants 1 hep waders pants 1 hardened slime pants pants 1 gym shorts pants 1 gnauga hide skirt pants 1 ghast iron codpiece pants 1 gauze shorts pants 1 flowing hippy skirt pants 1 floaty rock pants pants 1 fire hose pants 1 extremely skinny jeans pants 1 duct tape dockers pants 1 Drunkula's silky pants pants 1 dress pants pants 1 double-ice britches pants 1 distressed denim pants pants 1 crotchety pants pants 1 Crimbo pants pants 1 clockwork pants pants 1 Chester's cutoffs pants 1 Can-Can skirt pants 1 BRICKO pants pants, usable 1 Boss Bat britches pants 1 black greaves pants 1 basic meat skirt pants 1 barskin loincloth pants 1 baggy rave pants pants 1 astronaut pants pants 1 antique greaves pants 1 Angelhair Culottes pants ================================ Accessory ==================================== 7 tarrrnished charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 7 rum barrel charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 6 Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 5 warbear energy bracers accessory 5 warbear electric warscarf accessory 5 warbear dress bracers accessory 5 super-strong air freshener accessory 5 silver tongue charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 5 reinforced furry underpants accessory 5 grumpy old man charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 5 copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 4 warbear warscarf accessory 4 warbear fleece-lined warscarf accessory 4 vampire pearl earring accessory 4 tiny plastic warbear fortress accessory 4 rainbow pearl earring accessory 4 Pine-Fresh air freshener accessory 4 pair of pearidot earrings accessory, candy 4 over-the-shoulder Folder Holder accessory 4 mirrored aviator shades accessory 4 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet accessory 4 Junior Adventurer's merit badge accessory 4 Jarlsberg's earring accessory 4 Gary Claybender's Time Screwer accessory 4 Garter of the Turtle Poacher accessory 4 furry green earmuffs accessory 4 cursed ring finger ring accessory 4 cannonball charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 4 booty chest charrrm bracelet accessory, usable 3 warbear polarized goggles accessory 3 warbear nuclear bowtie accessory 3 warbear laser bowtie accessory 3 warbear laser beacon accessory 3 warbear hoverbelt accessory 3 warbear exo-arm accessory 3 walrus-tusk earring accessory 3 vampire pearl ring accessory 3 tiny plastic protector spectre accessory 3 tiny plastic Norville Rogers accessory 3 tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser accessory 3 tiny plastic Father McGruber accessory 3 tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer accessory 3 tiny plastic barrrnacle accessory 3 tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth accessory 3 tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg accessory 3 tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer accessory 3 tiny die-cast Father Crimborg accessory 3 tiny die-cast factory worker elf accessory 3 tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree accessory 3 Superhero Reboots accessory 3 stuffed shoulder parrot accessory 3 Star of Bravery accessory 3 spark plug earring accessory 3 severed rocking horse head accessory 3 rubber WWtNSD? bracelet accessory 3 rubber WWSPD? bracelet accessory 3 rubber WWJD? bracelet accessory 3 rubber WWBD? bracelet accessory 3 rubber WWBBDD? bracelet accessory 3 ring of half-assed regeneration accessory 3 ring of fire resistance accessory 3 ring of Detect Boring Doors accessory 3 ring of aggravate monster accessory 3 ridiculous earring accessory 3 rainbow pearl ring accessory 3 Purple Horseshoe of Honor accessory 3 pulled porquoise earring accessory 3 porquoise eyebrow ring accessory 3 pig-iron bracers accessory 3 pearl diver's ring accessory 3 Order of the Silver Wossname accessory 3 Orange Star of Sacrifice accessory 3 orange leather lanyard accessory 3 Mudflap-Girl Earring accessory 3 Mr. Accessory Jr. accessory 3 Mer-kin prayerbeads accessory 3 Lord Soggyraven's Slippers accessory 3 jar of anniversary jam accessory 3 hockey stick of furious angry rage accessory 3 head mirror accessory 3 Grimacite garter accessory 3 Frown Exerciser accessory 3 Frosty's carrot accessory 3 freshwater pearl necklace accessory 3 filigreed hamethyst earring accessory 3 exclusive ultra-rare item accessory 3 enormous hoop earring accessory 3 El Vibrato translator accessory 3 Earring of Fire accessory 3 dark porquoise ring accessory 3 crying statue earrings accessory 3 blackberry slippers accessory 3 Baron von Ratsworth's monocle accessory 3 Baron von Ratsworth's money clip accessory 3 astral bracer accessory 3 arrrgyle socks accessory 3 aquamariner's ring accessory 3 anniversary burlap belt accessory 2 Yearbook Club Camera accessory 2 wrench bracelet accessory 2 woven baling wire bracelets accessory 2 water wings for babies accessory 2 warm fur accessory 2 warbear snowblindness goggles accessory 2 warbear plasma bowtie accessory 2 warbear goggles accessory 2 Voluminous Radio Sneakers accessory 2 vampire pearl necklace accessory 2 vampire collar accessory 2 Uranium Omega of Temperance accessory 2 Unspeakable Earring accessory 2 toy crazy train accessory 2 tourmalime tourniquet accessory, candy 2 torquoise ring accessory 2 tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer accessory 2 tiny plastic warbear accessory 2 tiny plastic turtle tamer accessory 2 tiny plastic Trouser Snake accessory 2 tiny plastic sweet nutcracker accessory 2 tiny plastic star starfish accessory 2 tiny plastic spiderbugbear accessory 2 tiny plastic smarmy pirate accessory 2 tiny plastic skeletal reindeer accessory 2 tiny plastic sauceror accessory 2 tiny plastic Rene C. Corman accessory 2 tiny plastic Professor What accessory 2 tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy accessory 2 tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress accessory 2 tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven accessory 2 tiny plastic lobsterfrogman accessory 2 tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl accessory 2 tiny plastic Jarlsberg accessory 2 tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker accessory 2 tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear accessory 2 tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist accessory 2 tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester accessory 2 tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire accessory 2 tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers accessory 2 tiny plastic Gary Claybender accessory 2 tiny plastic fire servant accessory 2 tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker accessory 2 tiny plastic Duke Starkiller accessory 2 tiny plastic Dr. Awkward accessory 2 tiny plastic Crimbo wreath accessory 2 tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram accessory 2 tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter accessory 2 tiny plastic Captain Kerkard accessory 2 tiny plastic buzzerker accessory 2 tiny plastic brainsweeper accessory 2 tiny plastic baby gravy fairy accessory 2 tiny plastic astronomer accessory 2 tiny plastic angry space marine accessory 2 tiny plastic angry bugbear accessory 2 tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming accessory 2 tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg accessory 2 tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast Father Crimbo accessory 2 tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory accessory 2 tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer accessory 2 tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg accessory 2 Time Lord Badge of Honor accessory 2 support cummerbund accessory 2 stuffed carpenter accessory 2 string of red beads accessory 2 string of green beads accessory 2 strawberyl necklace accessory, candy 2 stick-on eyebrow piercing accessory 2 spiky turtle shoulderpads accessory 2 sparkly engagement ring accessory 2 spaghetti cult rosary accessory 2 solid baconstone earring accessory 2 sock garters accessory 2 Sneaky Pete's breath spray accessory 2 Sketcherz&trade; accessory 2 Senior LAAAAME merit badge accessory 2 rubber gloves accessory 2 round purple sunglasses accessory 2 round green sunglasses accessory 2 rose-colored glasses accessory 2 Ring of the Sewer Snake accessory 2 ring of teleportation accessory 2 ring of increase damage accessory 2 ring of gain strength accessory 2 Ring of Fire accessory 2 ring of cold resistance accessory 2 ring of adornment accessory 2 right half of a heart necklace accessory 2 Red Balloon of Valor accessory 2 rainbow pearl necklace accessory 2 Radio KoL Maracas accessory 2 Radio KoL Bottle Opener accessory 2 pulled porquoise ring accessory 2 Protects-Your-Junk accessory 2 portable cassette player accessory 2 porquoise ring accessory 2 porquoise bracelet accessory 2 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth accessory 2 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter accessory 2 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu accessory 2 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap accessory 2 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank accessory 2 plastic spider ring accessory 2 Pink Heart of Spirit accessory 2 phat turquoise bracelet accessory 2 phase-tuned shield generator belt accessory 2 pearl diver's necklace accessory 2 pair of government shades accessory 2 orc wrist accessory 2 Nose Ring of Putrescence accessory 2 mysterious silver lapel pin accessory 2 Mudflap-Girl Ring accessory 2 Mr. Exploiter accessory 2 Mr. Accessory accessory 2 Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses accessory 2 Mer-kin waistrope accessory 2 Mer-kin thighguard accessory 2 Mer-kin gutgirdle accessory 2 Mer-kin dragbelt accessory 2 memory of a cultist's robe accessory 2 Marvelous Unitard accessory 2 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles accessory 2 Loathing Legion rollerblades accessory, reusable 2 kumquartz ring accessory, candy 2 KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet accessory 2 Junior LAAAAME merit badge accessory 2 ironic oversized sunglasses accessory 2 Iron Beta of Industry accessory 2 Ice-Cold Beer Ring accessory 2 Ice-Cold Beerring accessory 2 hazardous sauce dosimeter accessory 2 hamethyst earring accessory 2 groovy prism necklace accessory 2 Grimacite gorget accessory 2 Grimacite girdle accessory 2 Green Clover of Justice accessory 2 grandfather watch accessory 2 Golden Mr. Accessory accessory 2 gnatwing earring accessory 2 glow-in-the-dark wristwatch accessory 2 Girdle of Hatred accessory 2 garish pinky ring accessory 2 Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred accessory 2 furry halo accessory 2 furniture dolly accessory 2 French slippers accessory 2 frayed rope belt accessory 2 flapper floppers accessory 2 fishbone bracers accessory 2 filigreed hamethyst ring accessory 2 eXtreme nose ring accessory 2 energy drink IV accessory 2 encoder ring accessory 2 enchanted handwarmer accessory 2 Drunkula's ring of haze accessory 2 Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge accessory 2 depleted Grimacite grappling hook accessory 2 depleted Grimacite astrolabe accessory 2 dark hamethyst ring accessory 2 dark baconstone ring accessory 2 cursed scrunchie accessory 2 CRIMBCO lanyard accessory 2 Copper Alpha of Sincerity accessory 2 continuum transfunctioner accessory 2 Choker of the Ultragoth accessory 2 chintzy turtle brooch accessory 2 chintzy saucepan earring accessory 2 Chester's Aquarius medallion accessory 2 Caveman Dan's favorite rock accessory 2 Cat-Herding Prod accessory 2 C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button accessory 2 bugbear detector accessory 2 bugbear communicator badge accessory 2 Brimstone Brooch accessory 2 Brimstone Bracelet accessory 2 brazen bracelet accessory 2 Bram's choker accessory 2 Boris's ring accessory 2 blackberry moccasins accessory 2 blackberry galoshes accessory 2 blackberry combat boots accessory 2 bezoar ring accessory 2 bejeweled accordion strap accessory 2 bark bracelet accessory 2 baconstone earring accessory 2 astral ring accessory 2 aquamariner's necklace accessory 2 anniversary balsa wood socks accessory 2 amber aviator shades accessory 2 acid-squirting flower accessory 1 Zombo's skull ring accessory 1 Zinc Delta of Tranquility accessory 1 ye olde golde frontes accessory 1 x-ray specs accessory 1 wristwatch of the white knight accessory 1 witch wart accessory 1 white collar accessory 1 whalebone corset accessory 1 water wings accessory 1 water-polo mitt accessory 1 Warehouse 23 bling accessory 1 V for Vivala mask accessory 1 velcro boots accessory 1 UV monocular accessory 1 Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves accessory 1 Uncle Hobo's epic beard accessory 1 Treads of Loathing accessory 1 toy train accessory 1 toy maglev monorail accessory 1 tortoboggan accessory 1 tiny plastic XXX pr0n accessory 1 tiny plastic warwelf accessory 1 tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni accessory 1 tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku accessory 1 tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo accessory 1 tiny plastic trollipop accessory 1 tiny plastic topiary golem accessory 1 tiny plastic the Free Man accessory 1 tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf accessory 1 tiny plastic strand of DNA accessory 1 tiny plastic Spunky Princess accessory 1 tiny plastic spooky vampire accessory 1 tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton accessory 1 tiny plastic seal clubber accessory 1 tiny plastic Scream Queen accessory 1 tiny plastic Scott the Miner accessory 1 tiny plastic scary clown accessory 1 tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime accessory 1 tiny plastic Protagonist accessory 1 tiny plastic pastamancer accessory 1 tiny plastic Mr. Mination accessory 1 tiny plastic Lord Flameface accessory 1 tiny plastic leprechaun accessory 1 tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. accessory 1 tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter accessory 1 tiny plastic killer bee accessory 1 tiny plastic hermit accessory 1 tiny plastic handsome mariachi accessory 1 tiny plastic grue accessory 1 tiny plastic GORM-8 accessory 1 tiny plastic Fudge Wizard accessory 1 tiny plastic fruit golem accessory 1 tiny plastic four-shadowed mime accessory 1 tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus accessory 1 tiny plastic drunk goat accessory 1 tiny plastic Don Crimbo accessory 1 tiny plastic Crimbomination accessory 1 tiny plastic Crimbo elf accessory 1 tiny plastic Crimbo Casino accessory 1 tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ accessory 1 tiny plastic conservationist hippy accessory 1 tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel accessory 1 tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite accessory 1 tiny plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; accessory 1 tiny plastic Cheshire bat accessory 1 tiny plastic cavebugbear accessory 1 tiny plastic Bugbear Captain accessory 1 tiny plastic briefcase bat accessory 1 tiny plastic Boris accessory 1 tiny plastic Bonerdagon accessory 1 tiny plastic blooper accessory 1 tiny plastic black ops bugbear accessory 1 tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar accessory 1 tiny plastic Best Game Ever accessory 1 tiny plastic bee swarm accessory 1 tiny plastic beebee gunners accessory 1 tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type accessory 1 tiny plastic batbugbear accessory 1 tiny plastic apathetic lizardman accessory 1 tiny plastic angry goat accessory 1 tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll accessory 1 tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear accessory 1 tiny plastic accordion thief accessory 1 tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf accessory 1 tiny plastic 11 Dealer accessory 1 tiny die-cast turtle mech accessory 1 tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf accessory 1 tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf accessory 1 tiny die-cast killing bird accessory 1 tiny die-cast golden ring accessory 1 tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf accessory 1 tiny die-cast Don Crimbo accessory 1 tin star accessory 1 Time Bandit Badge of Courage accessory 1 The Ring accessory 1 tarnished tastevin accessory 1 surgical mask accessory 1 stuffed walrus accessory 1 string of moist beads accessory 1 string of blue beads accessory 1 streetfighting champion's belt accessory 1 stainless steel suspenders accessory 1 stainless steel solitaire accessory 1 stainless steel scarf accessory 1 spirit bell accessory 1 sphygmomanometer accessory 1 spaghetti cult robe accessory 1 Space Trip safety headphones accessory 1 solid baconstone ring accessory 1 slime-covered necklace accessory 1 skeletal scabbard accessory 1 sk8board accessory 1 shiny tribal beads accessory 1 shiny ring accessory 1 shiny hood ornament accessory 1 shin gourds accessory 1 shark tooth necklace accessory 1 second-hand knockoff engagement ring accessory 1 sea holster accessory 1 screwing pooch accessory 1 scabrous seal epaulets accessory 1 Saccharine Maple pendant accessory 1 rusty chain necklace accessory 1 rope with some soap on it accessory 1 Roman sadnals accessory 1 ring of conflict accessory 1 ridiculous sunglasses accessory 1 ridiculous belt accessory 1 rickety old unicycle accessory, combat 1 red shoe accessory 1 red plastic baby accessory 1 red masque accessory 1 red-hot medallion accessory, reusable 1 Red Fox glove accessory 1 red badge accessory 1 ratskin belt accessory 1 Radio KoL Patch accessory 1 Radio KoL Keychain accessory 1 Radio KoL Flashlight accessory 1 Radio KoL Coffee Mug accessory 1 Radio KoL Antenna Ball accessory 1 Quiets-Your-Steps accessory 1 Putrid Pendant accessory 1 purple glowstick accessory 1 pulled porquoise pendant accessory 1 power sock accessory 1 porquoise necklace accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck accessory 1 Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip accessory 1 Pocket Square of Loathing accessory 1 plexiglass pinky ring accessory 1 plastic vampire fangs accessory 1 plastic Duskwalker necklace accessory 1 plaid pocket square accessory 1 pirate fledges accessory 1 Pendant of Gargalesis accessory 1 Pendant of Fire accessory 1 patent leather shoes accessory 1 papier-masque accessory 1 paperclip-on tie accessory 1 pacifier necklace accessory 1 ornamental sextant accessory 1 orange glowstick accessory 1 old-school calculator watch accessory 1 Ol' Scratch's manacles accessory 1 observational glasses accessory 1 numberwang accessory 1 Nickel Gamma of Frugality accessory 1 navel ring of navel gazing accessory 1 Mudflap-Girl Necklace accessory 1 Ms. Accessory accessory 1 Mr. Joe's bangles accessory 1 Mr. Eh? accessory 1 moon-amber necklace accessory 1 mood ring accessory 1 monstrous monocle accessory 1 monster bait accessory 1 Mer-kin eyeglasses accessory 1 Mayor Ghost's sash accessory 1 makeshift SCUBA gear accessory 1 LWA ring accessory 1 lucky rabbit's foot accessory 1 lucky Crimbo tiki necklace accessory 1 lucky cat collar accessory 1 long-forgotten necklace accessory 1 Lockenstock&trade; sandals accessory 1 left half of a heart necklace accessory 1 La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez accessory 1 ladle of mystery accessory 1 KoL Con X Bingo Card accessory 1 Jefferson wings accessory 1 intergalactic pom poms accessory 1 infernal insoles accessory 1 incredibly dense meat gem accessory 1 imp unity ring accessory 1 Iiti Kitty phone charm accessory 1 hippy protest button accessory 1 hemp string accessory 1 heart of the volcano accessory 1 headhunter necktie accessory 1 hare pin accessory 1 hardened slime belt accessory 1 hamethyst ring accessory 1 hamethyst bracelet accessory 1 Groll doll accessory 1 Grimacite go-go boots accessory 1 Grimacite gauntlets accessory 1 Grimacite galoshes accessory 1 green glowstick accessory 1 gray bow tie accessory 1 Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob accessory 1 government-issued night-vision goggles accessory 1 gold wedding ring accessory 1 glow-in-the-dark necklace accessory 1 glowing red eye accessory 1 giant pinky ring accessory 1 giant motorcycle boots accessory 1 giant diamond ring accessory 1 giant designer sunglasses accessory 1 gearbox necklace accessory 1 fuzzy bracelets accessory 1 fudge pocket square accessory 1 frosty halo accessory 1 floaty rock necklace accessory 1 filigreed hamethyst necklace accessory 1 eXtreme mittens accessory 1 eerie fetish accessory 1 Duskwalker fangs accessory 1 droll monocle accessory 1 disbelief suspenders accessory 1 dirty hobo gloves accessory 1 depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt accessory 1 cyborg stompin' boot accessory 1 crystalline seal eye accessory 1 crusty hula hoop accessory, combat 1 Counterclockwise Watch accessory 1 corncob pipe accessory 1 consolation ribbon accessory 1 compression stocking accessory 1 colored-light &quot;necklace&quot; accessory 1 clingfilm slippers accessory 1 Claybender glasses accessory 1 Claw of the Infernal Seal accessory 1 chocolate rabbit's foot accessory 1 chintzy noodle ring accessory 1 chintzy accordion pin accessory 1 Chester's sunglasses accessory 1 Chester's moustache accessory 1 brown plastic baby accessory 1 broken clock accessory 1 bottle opener belt buckle accessory 1 bottlecap turtle accessory 1 Boots of Twilight Whispers accessory 1 BOOtonniere accessory 1 bone spurs accessory 1 Bonerdagon necklace accessory 1 blue ribbon accessory 1 bitter bowtie accessory 1 big red clown nose accessory 1 BGE pocket calendar accessory 1 Belt of Howling Anger accessory 1 beer goggles accessory 1 baneful bandolier accessory 1 Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental accessory 1 bananarama bangle accessory, candy 1 badge of authority accessory 1 baconstone ring accessory 1 baconstone bracelet accessory 1 attorney's badge accessory 1 astral mask accessory 1 astral belt accessory 1 Ass-Stompers of Violence accessory 1 Amulet of Yendor accessory 1 amulet of extreme plot significance accessory 1 albatross necklace accessory 1 actual reality goggles accessory =========================== Familiar Equipment ================================ 4 Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit familiar 4 overclocked avian microprocessor familiar 4 miniature life preserver familiar 4 Grim Brothers' story book familiar 4 extra-strength rubber bands familiar 3 warbear drone codes familiar 3 toy six-seater hovercraft familiar 3 skewer-mounted razor blade familiar 3 serrated proboscis extension familiar 3 rattlesnake enrager familiar 3 nanorhino credit card familiar 3 miniature pruning shears familiar 3 miniature gravy-covered maypole familiar 3 miniature espresso maker familiar 3 miniature carton of clove cigarettes familiar 3 limburger biker boots familiar 3 hardware upgrade familiar 3 guard turtle collar familiar 3 extra-heavy BRICKO brick familiar 3 blundarrrbus familiar 2 Toddler-sized Dragon Costume familiar 2 tiny sombrero familiar 2 tiny prop sword familiar 2 tiny costume wardrobe familiar 2 slightly thicker filthy rags familiar 2 six-armed sweater familiar 2 shiny brass tailfeathers familiar 2 ribcage rollcage familiar 2 really tiny cocktail shaker familiar 2 quake of arrows familiar 2 quadroculars familiar 2 prosthetic forehead familiar 2 portable motorcycle familiar 2 pet rock &quot;Groucho&quot; disguise familiar 2 oversized fish scaler familiar 2 nosy nose ringy ring familiar 2 mini-Mr. Accessory familiar 2 MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher familiar 2 miniature Jacob's ladder familiar 2 miniature dormouse familiar 2 miniature antlers familiar 2 metallic foil radar dish familiar, usable 2 little box of fireworks familiar 2 Jawmaster 2000&trade; familiar 2 homemade robot gear familiar 2 gnomish swimmer's ears familiar 2 flaming familiar doppelg&auml;nger familiar, usable 2 cute bow from beyond the stars familiar 2 crystal decanter familiar 2 crimsilion jub-jub bird familiar, usable 2 cracker familiar 2 charpuce jub-jub bird familiar, usable 2 brass stinger familiar 2 brass crank handle familiar 2 astral pet sweater familiar 2 anniversary tiny latex mask familiar 2 affordable teak perch familiar 1 zen motorcycle familiar 1 woolen cravat familiar 1 vicious spiked collar familiar 1 velvet choker familiar 1 tuning fork familiar 1 tiny shaker of salt familiar 1 tiny maracas familiar 1 tiny knife and fork familiar 1 tiny do-rag familiar 1 tiny bowler familiar 1 tiny ballet slippers familiar 1 teddy borg sewing kit familiar 1 teddy bear sewing kit familiar 1 targeting chip familiar 1 sugar shield familiar, candy 1 string of dingle balls familiar 1 stick-on mini solar panels familiar 1 spruce juice familiar 1 solid shifting time weirdness familiar 1 smiley-face sticker familiar 1 smile-sharpening stone familiar 1 shock collar familiar 1 shiny gold fronts familiar 1 security blankie familiar 1 school spirit socket set familiar 1 rhesus monkey familiar 1 rat tooth polish familiar 1 rat head balloon familiar 1 ramekin of space nuts familiar 1 rainbow tie familiar 1 radioactive chew toy familiar 1 pretty pink bow familiar 1 pet rock &quot;Snooty&quot; disguise familiar 1 palm-frond toupee familiar 1 origami &quot;gentlemen's&quot; magazine familiar, usable 1 miniature tophat familiar 1 miniature castagnets familiar 1 microwave stogie familiar 1 metrognome familiar 1 menorette familiar 1 Meat detector familiar 1 meatcar model familiar 1 Mayflower bouquet familiar 1 lucky Tam O'Shatner familiar 1 lucky Tam O'Shanter familiar 1 Loathing Legion helicopter familiar, reusable 1 Little Red Book familiar 1 little bitty bathysphere familiar 1 licorice boa familiar, candy 1 ironic moustache familiar, usable 1 hypodermic needle familiar 1 grimstone galoshes familiar 1 green pixie spog familiar 1 gnomish coal miner's lung familiar 1 gill rings familiar 1 giant book of ancient carols familiar 1 funky brass fez familiar 1 fixed-gear bicycle familiar, usable 1 farfalle bow tie familiar 1 eye 'n' horn shampoo familiar 1 evil teddy bear sewing kit familiar 1 diamond-studded fronts familiar 1 dental pliers familiar 1 cotton candy cordial familiar 1 chocolate-stained collar familiar 1 chocolate spurs familiar 1 chiptune guitar familiar, usable 1 can of starch familiar 1 candied yam pinky ring familiar 1 bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t familiar 1 box of hickory chips familiar 1 bottle of perfume familiar 1 bottle of Cochon Noir familiar 1 bone collar familiar 1 blue canary nightlight familiar 1 badger badge familiar 1 attention spanner familiar 1 aquaviolet jub-jub bird familiar, usable 1 ant rake familiar 1 ant pitchfork familiar 1 ant antidepressant familiar 1 annoying pitchfork familiar