 | Can Has 16 Cheezburgers |
| Muscle: | 421 (159) | ||
| Mysticality: | 650 (232) | ||
| Moxie: | 411 (158) | ||
| Tipsiness: | 25 |
 621 / 633 |  964 / 1700 |
 4,022,959 |  32 |
Detuned Radio: 10
| The Middle Chamber |
Effects:
 | La Bamba (10) |
 | Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (14) |
 | Aspect of the Twinklefairy (15) |
 | Starry-Eyed (15) |
 | Leash of Linguini (19) |
 | Clyde's Blessing (25) |
 | Having a Ball! (25) |
 | On the Trail (28) |
 | Ode to Booze (29) |
 | Empathy (44) |
| Familiar: | |||
 | Perpendicular Turkey, the 16 pound Disembodied Hand | ||