 | Can Has 13 Cheezburgers |
| W | I | S | M | A | O | Q |
| Muscle: | 376 (70) | ||
| Mysticality: | 532 (162) | ||
| Moxie: | 360 (74) | ||
| Fullness: | 15 | ||
| Drunkenness: | 14 |
 655 / 655 |  1016 / 1184 |
 4,845 |  8 |
| Turns Played: 481 | |
Last Adventure:
| The Slime Tube |
Effects:
 | Frigidalmatian (1) |
 | Glittering Eyelashes (3) |
 | Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3) |
 | Butt-Rock Hair (3) |
 | Patience of the Tortoise (5) |
 | Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5) |
 | Reptilian Fortitude (5) |
 | Ghostly Shell (5) |
 | Astral Shell (5) |
 | Disco State of Mind (5) |
 | Empathy (5) |
 | Mariachi Mood (5) |
 | Saucemastery (5) |
 | Pasta Oneness (5) |
 | Jalapeño Saucesphere (10) |
 | Scarysauce (10) |
 | Elemental Saucesphere (10) |
 | Springy Fusilli (10) |
 | Rage of the Reindeer (10) |
 | A Few Extra Pounds (10) |
 | Jabañero Saucesphere (10) |
 | Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10) |
 | Starry-Eyed (10) |
 | The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (10) |
 | Mental A-cue-ity (10) |
 | Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (10) |
 | Leash of Linguini (10) |
 | Mystically Oiled (15) |
 | Tomato Power (15) |
 | Pisces in the Skyces (15) |
| Expert Oiliness (15) |
 | Concentration (15) |
 | Got Milk (19) |
 | Kindly Resolve (20) |
 | Destructive Resolve (20) |
 | Filled with Magic (30) |
 | Boner Battalion (30) |
 | Everything Looks Red (87) |
| Everything Looks Yellow (90) |
Intrinsics:
 | Spirit of Cayenne (∞) |
| Familiar: | |||
 | Reginald, the 30 pound Fancypants Scarecrow | ||