Power-Guy 2000 holo-record     (300 meat) +100% muscle/myst/moxie
Shrieking Weasel holo-record   (300 meat) +30 Monster Level
Superdrifter holo-record       (300 meat) +20% muscle/myst/moxie GAINS

Drunk Uncles holo-record      (1000 meat) Booze gives 100% more Adventures
EMD holo-record                (300 meat) -10% combat
Lucky Strikes holo-record      (300 meat) +20% Item Drops
The Pigs holo-record          (1000 meat) Food gives 100% more Adventures

Non-passive Skills:

Steroid Bladder          (Juiced and Loose)    (30 MP)   +50% Muscle
Self-Combing Hair        (Impeccable Coiffure) (30 MP)   +50% Moxie
Intracranial Eye         (Mind Vision)         (30 MP)   +50% Mysticality
Flappy Ears              (Ear Winds)           (30 MP)   +2 Elemental Resist
Magic Sweat              (Hardened Sweatshirt) (30 MP)   +100 DA, +10 DR

Magnetic Ears            (Magnetized Ears)     (10 MP)   +15% Item Drops
Extremely Punchable Face (Punchable Face)      (30 MP)   +30 Monster Level
Firefly Abdomen          (Blinking Belly)      (30 MP)   +10% combat
Squid Glands             (Inked Well)          (30 MP)   -10% combat
Bone Springs             (Bone Springs)        (30 MP)   +20 Initiative