Kremling's Greatest Briefcase (/go kgb, or click [examine])
Actuators are the buttons next to the 3-digit dials.
The dials are base 11 (0-9 plus a) in a modified Cyrillic numeral system.
Numerals: *=0 o=1 π=2 3=3 4=4 A=5 6=6 R=7 N=8 W=9 b=10

Start of a new ascension:
 * If first light isn't lit, press left and right actuators.
 * Handle DOWN, dials to 000-000 (***-***), left actuator.  Gives Crank.
 * Handle UP, crank 11 times, handle DOWN.  (Do this daily!)  Charges.
 * Dials 012-210, press either actuator.  Gives buttons.
 * Dials 222-000, left actuator.  Dials 000-222, right actuator.  Drawers.
 * Dials 000-000, handle UP, either actuator.  Hose.

Enchantments:
 Handle DOWN.
 Three sets of enchantments, two buttons per set, one goes forward, one back.
 Buttons 1 & 2: +25% wep dmg, +50% spl dmg, +5 pris dmg, +10% crit hit
 Buttons 3 & 4: +25% init, +100 DA, +5 hotres, +5 coldres, +5 spk, stnch, slz
 Buttons 5 & 6: HP/MP regen, +5 adv, +5 pvp, -combat, +combat, +25 ML, -3 MP
 Odd buttons go forward (right), evens go backward (left).

Hose gives 3 martinis per day, quality depends on tabs.

Tab/button puzzle:
 Handle UP.
 The tabs are a base 3 number (absent=0 short=1 long=2) with digits scrambled.
 Tab values are 1, 3, 9, 27, 81, 243 but scrambled.
 The buttons are +1, +10, +100, -1, -10, -100 but scrambled.
 In base 3, that's +00001, +00101, +10201, -00001, -00101, -10201.

 Sample session, starting at 000000:
  Button 1: Tab 2 short.  Button 1 must be +1, and tab 2 must be 1.
  Button 2: Tab 2 gone.  Button 2 must be one of the negatives.
  Button 3: Tab 1 short, Tab 2 short, Tab 6 long.  Button 3 must be +100.
            Also, since we know Tab 2 is 1, the other short (Tab 1) must
            be 81, and the long (Tab 6) must be 9.
  Button 4: Tab 1 short, Tab 2 long, Tab 3 short, Tab 6 gone.
            If it's -1, we would be at 99 (10200).  It's not -1.
            If it's -10, we would be at 90 (10100).  It's not -10.
            If it's +10, we would be at 110 (11002).  This fits.  It's +10.
            Tab 3 must be 27.