 | Can Has 13 Cheezburgers |
| W | I | S | M | A | O | Q |
| Muscle: | 402 (72) | ||
| Mysticality: | 520 (164) | ||
| Moxie: | 375 (75) | ||
| Fullness: | 15 | ||
| Drunkenness: | 14 |
 32 / 711 |  731 / 1138 |
 1,773 |  5 |
| Turns Played: 484 | |
Last Adventure:
| The Slime Tube |
Effects:
 | Seal Clubbing Frenzy (2) |
 | Reptilian Fortitude (2) |
 | Astral Shell (2) |
 | Patience of the Tortoise (2) |
 | Disco State of Mind (2) |
 | Saucemastery (2) |
 | Pasta Oneness (2) |
 | Mariachi Mood (2) |
 | Empathy (2) |
 | Ghostly Shell (2) |
 | Glittering Eyelashes (3) |
 | Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3) |
 | Butt-Rock Hair (3) |
 | Sugar Rush (3) |
 | Sweet, Nuts (3) |
 | Mental A-cue-ity (7) |
 | Elemental Saucesphere (7) |
 | Jabañero Saucesphere (7) |
 | Jalapeño Saucesphere (7) |
 | Scarysauce (7) |
 | Springy Fusilli (7) |
 | Rage of the Reindeer (7) |
 | Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (7) |
 | Leash of Linguini (7) |
 | Starry-Eyed (7) |
 | A Few Extra Pounds (7) |
 | Hustlin' (8) |
 | Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (8) |
 | Heart of Yellow (9) |
 | Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (9) |
 | Expert Oiliness (12) |
 | Tomato Power (12) |
 | Pisces in the Skyces (12) |
 | Concentration (12) |
| Mystically Oiled (12) |
 | Got Milk (16) |
 | Kindly Resolve (17) |
 | Destructive Resolve (17) |
 | Filled with Magic (27) |
 | Boner Battalion (27) |
 | Everything Looks Red (84) |
| Everything Looks Yellow (87) |
Intrinsics:
 | Spirit of Cayenne (∞) |
| Familiar: | |||
 | Reginald, the 30 pound Fancypants Scarecrow | ||