Calculate the Universe Calculator
Calculate the Universe is an in-game skill that, when cast, takes an input value and gives different results, depending on a few different factors. This page can determine what input number to use.
"Ascensions" is the number listed on your character page.
My guide can compute this for you, if you use mafia.
Ascensions:
Level:
Spleen used:
Adventures left:
Moon Sign:
Input this
For this
31
+3 fights (37)
77
War Frat 151st Infantryman (51)
79
+3 adventures (69)
59
+89? mainstat (89)
17
+ or - drunkenness? (11)
7
+1 fight (21)
51
+1 adventure (17)
92
+2 adventures (36)
90
[bottle of rum, bottle of gin, bottle of vodka, ?] (18)
4
[bottle of rum, bottle of whiskey, ?] (44)
13
[bottle of rum, bottle of vodka, bottle of gin, ?] (75)
49
[bottle of rum, bottle of gin, bottle of whiskey, ?] (99)
56
Fight gnollish gearhead (12)
58
Fight a ghuol (30)
60
Fight your butt (48)
66
Sleepy (100 adventures) (2)
5
Confused (100 adventures) (3)
44
Embarrassed (100 adventures) (4)
83
Far Out (100 adventures) (5)
22
Wings (100 adventures) (6)
61
Beaten Up (100 adventures) (7)
0
Hardly Poisoned At All (100 adventures) (8)
39
Knob Goblin Perfume (100 adventures) (9)
78
Steriod Boost (100 adventures) (10)
50
Teleportitis (10 adventures) (58)
27
seal-clubbing club (1)
34
14 moxie weeds (autosell for 1400 meat) (14)
46
pygmy phone number (22)
91
spooky stick (77)
88
0 meat (0)
73
15 meat (15)
48
40 meat (40)
15
93 meat (93)
85
+22? muscle? (23)
53
-38? muscle? (35)
65
+26? muscle? (43)
45
+36-40? muscle? (63)
25
+50? muscle? (83)
98
-97? muscle? (90)
70
+? myst? (38)
99
+49? myst? (49)
38
-53-57? myst? (50)
40
+33-41? myst? (68)
57
-70? myst? (71)
30
+41? myst? (78)
10
+58-59? myst? (98)
29
+21? moxie? (19)
41
+25? moxie? (27)
21
+44? moxie? (47)
11
+46? moxie? (57)
81
+40-52? moxie? (87)
68
-19-20? mainstat? (20)
14
+38-50? mainstat (34)
18
+77? mainstat? (70)
12
[?-3] magicalness-in-a-can (16)
75
[?] magicalness-in-a-can (33)
43
[?] magicalness-in-a-can (45)
62
[?] magicalness-in-a-can (66)
20
[?] magicalness-in-a-can (88)
71
[?] magicalness-in-a-can (97)
95
Nothing... or is it? (13)