Softcore pulls.  For accounts without a lot of IOTMs.  Not particularly
speedy (~3 day runs).

Standard (2017):
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** Usable immediately:

facsimile dictionary => meat
Greek fire => potion, +25 ML, +10 stats from combat
new habit (expensive!) => potion. stats during combat (with skill use)
cornucopia => gravy boat (Hat) + glass casserole dish (Shirt)
           => + food, turkey blaster, stuffing fluffer, etc.
infinite bacon machine => viral video(s), ?
viral video => yellow ray (cooldown 150) (but see bacon machine)
hot jelly => spleen/buff/banisher
spooky jelly => spleen/buff/YR-sortof
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail => Shirt, 150 power, HP/MP regen
elf ploughshare => Weapon, +30 max HP/MP
meteortarboard => Hat, 100 power, MP regen, myst, spell crit chance
meteorthopedic shoes => Accessory, init, moxie, rollover adv
brass bung spigot => fam equip for Barrel Mimic
filthy child leash => fam equip for everything else

** Usable later on day 1:

milk of magnesium => for food
hacked gibson => booze, size 4, level 4
browser cookie => food, size 4, level 4

thicksilver ring => Myst 10, (large) DR & DA
duonoculars => Myst 17
ring of conflict => Myst 25
Brimstone equipment => stat req 30 (various)
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles => Myst 35
numberwang => Myst 35

ticksilver ring => Myst 10, rollover adv & fights

clockwork pirate skull (Degrassi sign) *or* clockwork maid
  => untinker the former for eyepatch + sphere, make maid
  => untinker the latter for skirt, reassemble for rollover

** On demand, as needed:

abstraction: certainty => spleen, +100% items (for Liver)
Sacramento wine => booze, size 1, +50% items


Non-Standard:
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Cloak of Dire Shadows => Back 0, +40 max MP
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon => Accessory 0, +75 max HP
All the Smiths things (Flaskfull of Hollow, Vicar's Tutu, Hairpiece on Fire,
  A Light that Never Goes Out, Hand in Glove, assorted weapons)
Xiblaxian stealth vest
Xiblaxian stealth trousers
warbear warscarf => Accessory Myst 10, HP/MP regen, ele-res