[hardcore] xephyne: So, jewish doctors in the US, simple as that. [hardcore] greycat: It's not just Jewish doctors, either. [hardcore] greycat: It has, really, nothing at all to do with Judaism here. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw has met Italian Jews before. [hardcore] xephyne: In WWI, very few Christian Americans had the chop. In the post-WWII baby boom, it became almost ubiquitous. [hardcore] Richthofen: "An earlier survey, conducted in 1992, found a circumcision prevalence of 77% in US-born men, born from 1932-1974," [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: Lousy humour from Singapore: Why did the elephant choose to sit on an orange in front of a synagogue? [hardcore] xephyne: And no, not *just* jewish doctors. Now. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: (this is actually a joke the Jews of Singapore actuually tell) [hardcore] xephyne: It became an accepted medical norm, almost overnight after WWII. [hardcore] xephyne: sit on an orange? Haven't heard that one... Punchline plz? [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: Don't worry, the Muslims being imported into America will keep up the numbers. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: xeph: "So he could see all the juice come out" [hardcore] Richthofen doesn't believe that [hardcore] xephyne: D'oh! What a strange pun. Surprised it would come from a non-English speaking place... [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: Richthofen: circumcision is also practised by the Muslim community, with removal of foreskins mandatory for both men and women. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: xephyne: er, Singapore is now a predominantly Engliosh-speaking place. [hardcore] xephyne: Of course, women not having foreskins, makes it far more barbaric than the Jewish version... Let's stop mutilating babies, then we can talk "acceptance". [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: It comes to show just how rotten we are when it comes to humour and the arts. [hardcore] xephyne: Really? I had the impression they had a very strong sense of cultural identity, including their language. [hardcore] xephyne: Ah well, globalization. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: "mutilating babies"? are you pro-life xephyne? [hardcore] xephyne: I mean circumcision, not abortion. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: xephyne: when you import a variety of poor landless immigrants, what part of their culture will they bring along? [hardcore] greycat: "Circumcision" means something very different when applied to a girl than when applied to a boy. Please be more precise in describing which practice you mean. [hardcore] aseigler: anti-circumcision [hardcore] xephyne: As for pro-life... I think we have far too many humans on the planet. I don't just consider myself "pro-choice", I consider myself "pro-death". [hardcore] xephyne: The more abortions (or better, just get "fixed"), the better. [hardcore] JADE Dragon piece: so you're shooting blanks xephyne? [hardcore] xephyne: Not yet, but I *always* use BC [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: Uh, stop the talk about mutilating bodies. Can we discuss this, please? => [link] http:// www.guardian.co.uk/ lifeandstyle/ wordofmouth/2009/ nov/04/sausages-how- to-make [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw shifts from one foot to the other anxiously. [hardcore] JADE Dragon piece: so you preach getting fixed but haven't actually had it done? [hardcore] Tom Sawyer Jr shifts the topic to the new Alice game coming out [hardcore] xephyne: Wow, the low level sidequests just don't like me this run. Still no slug lord pants, and *just now* (at L5.5) got Doc Hobo's map. [hardcore] greycat: Um, "run"? And you're pursuing slug pants and hobo maps? [hardcore] greycat: Isn't that more of a "stroll"? [hardcore] xephyne: Jade, I "preach" birth control, and have such a low opinion of my fellow humans that I don't consider most of them capable of using it successfully. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: Correction. the Retarded Nutty Gimp don't like ya. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: xephyne: have you heard of the catcheism "Save the planet, kill yourself"? [hardcore] xephyne: Not pursuing, but they usually don't suck in the first day or two. [hardcore] JADE Dragon piece: you just said you think people should get fixed. [hardcore] Ackyri: From "Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)"? [hardcore] xephyne: Right, Jade... Because I don't think most people can successfully consistently use effective birth control. You can't screw it up, having a vasectomy. I have enough confidence in my *own* desire not to reproduce that I have no similar concerns as ... [hardcore] xephyne: ... regards my (lack of a) reproductive future. [hardcore] JADE Dragon piece: but birth control can fail. [hardcore] greycat: "I don't think most people can do X, but I'm special." -hic- [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw hopes to reproduce, so his kids can grow up and enslave the rest of you. [hardcore] Ackyri: Um, hey guys! In some happier news... [hardcore] Ackyri: You're entitled to the "Gourdcore" Trophy, for completing (in its entirety) the Gourd Quest while in Hardcore mode. [hardcore] xephyne: Exactly, greycat. [hardcore] greycat: I don't have a high regard for people who put themselves in a special category above others. That means you, xeph. [hardcore] xephyne: Oh, I *don't* put myself "above" others. Just that most people eventually break down and *want* to reproduce. I know myself well enough to know that will *not* happen. [hardcore] greycat: If you know you will never, ever want to have kids, then just go get a permanent contraception operation. [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: xephyne: and what if someone manages to recreate a ghola of you? [hardcore] xephyne: Not to mention that the people we *most* want not to reproduce seem to have the least success with using birth control, but no doubt you'll take that as the pinnacle of elitism as well... [hardcore] xephyne: Heh, in that case, Robur, make me a few from which I can harvest organs while still alive. ;) [hardcore] greycat: Yes, George Bush has reproduced. Both George Bushes. This is a tragedy, but.... [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: If only they voted Jeb Bush instead. [hardcore] xephyne: Greycat, do you *enjoy* going in for minor surgery? [hardcore] greycat: You're contradicting yourself and really failing to make any valid arguments to defend your position. [hardcore] JADE Dragon piece: so you're being a hypocrite because you're afraid of a 10 minute cut job? [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw snickers at his new-found cold-blooded weapon. [hardcore] greycat: You claim people should not reproduce. You claim traditional contraception is not reliable. You claim you NEVER will want to reproduce. You claim people who don't want to reproduce [hardcore] greycat: should get surgery done. Yet you don't have it done. [hardcore] xephyne: Hmm, d'you suppose I meant it not necessarily as a purely serious proposition? Yes, I'd love to see it happen, but you seem to have taken it as more than a casual aside. [hardcore] xephyne: Again - I don't like surgery. Do you? [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw casts a cold Stuffed Mortar Shell on xephyne to knock some sense into him. [hardcore] greycat: That's enough troll chow for you. Go on, have fun tormenting children or whatever. [hardcore] JADE Dragon piece: if I was really bent on not having kids, I'd rather have the surgery than have to worry abotu birth control. -hic- [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: greycat, chill it. It's just a chatroom. [hardcore] xephyne: Not trolling, I made a casual aside and HC decided to run with it. [hardcore] ShaKaan torments greycat. [hardcore] greycat: That, RIGHT THERE, is what is seriously broken with the Internet. [hardcore] greycat: "It's just the Internet. I don't have to be serious or true or moral or ethical or consistent." [hardcore] Robur Velvetclaw: greycat: and that is why my uni mistrusted internet-based references. [hardcore] xephyne: Oh, don't get me wrong, I'd say the same thing IRL. [hardcore] greycat: Apparently I've stumbled into the Evil /Hardcore this morning. Go on, have fun fucking around with each other. I'm leaving NOW. -hic- No longer listening to channel: hardcore